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Oh, yes! Yes!

Yes!

Oh, God! Yes!

How do you shut that thing off?

I think it's her natural voice.

Not Ellie. Her phone. It's been beeping for ages.

Oh, it's her Seener account.

Thirty-two new matches?

"Baby, come out and play.

Can't wait till you put your fingers up my..."

Ooh!

Are you supposed to be reading these?

Of course. I'm her mentor.

Oh, God. Yes!

You trained her well.

It´s been like this all week.

Bye.

-Hello. -Hi, Honey.

Hello.

Everything okay?

Everything is great.

Lucas had me going for two hours.

Yeah. We heard.

Also, your phone went nuts.

Oh, God, Jean-Marc just sent me another message?

I just texted Thierry.

Maybe I should cancel. Jean-Marc is so much more delish.

-Hi Ellie. -Hello.

She is in peppy mood. Hi, guys.

Girls, I really don´t understand what the problem is.

You are the ones who put me up to this,

and now you want me to stop?

But Olivier is coming back in a few days anyway.

Yeah. Which is why I have no time to waste.

You've already had plenty of sexual experiences.

You are very confident in your body now.

And we're both very happy that you've discovered sexual pleasure.

Yeah, we're thrilled.

But we feel that you've taken this too far.

We both love you very much.

It's not worth running the risk of losing Olivier

just to bang another stranger you'll never see again.

Uh-huh.

Woman!

We feel you've become a sex addict.

An addict? Are you mad?

Denial, the number one symptom of addiction.

We´re worried you're gonna break up with Olivier because of it.

And then it will all be our fault.

Trust me honey, all these little thrills

are not thing compared to being with the one you love.

Is she listening to us?

You've created a monster.

Spinach, ginger.

And ice cream, no?

Ellie Belly.

Are you sure you're gonna be okay?

Yes, a 100 percent.

Take my phone, take my laptop, take the lot, I don´t care,

because I'm not addicted to Seener, and I'm not addicted to sex.

Your whole little spiel about my so-called problem was utter shite.

Glad to hear.

So I'll be taking this little fella.

And I'll be taking your computer.

No problem. As I said, I don´t need them.

-I love Olivier. -Great.

And I am quite capable of spending a quiet afternoon on my own.

And I even care who adds me,

-who matches with me, who texts me-- -We get it.

Okay, so we'll be gone for couple hours.

And Pedro will be coming over tonight with his friends.

Yay, Euro cup finals.

-And I'll be cooking. -You´ll be cooking?

But you promised I could make my seven layer veggie salad.

It's raw celery, it's raw beets, raw...

Darling, I didn't mean it.

You've been very kind.

They say I'm too young.

They want me to finish two more years of schooling

before I even get engaged.

Oh, Larry.

Buck up, sweetheart. They can't stop me. Relax.

Shit!

Where the hell is it?

Crap.

Excuse-me. Could you...

Sorry, no... not French.

-English? -Little bit.

Excellent. Would you mind terribly lending me a hand?

I've broken my tele.

I feel really bad about bothering you like this.

It's okay. Where is the television?

Over here. Again, I'm so sorry about grabbing you like that,

right off the street, but I don´t have my phone with me today,

so I couldn't call a service. I'm gonna be so much...

You're talking very fast.

Sorry.

Why is so hot here?

I'll go look for a fan. Do you...

Actually, I just remembered, the fan is broken.

Well, I... must lift that and be careful, yeah?

Okay.

-My God. You're very flexible. -Yeah, I was a...

professional gymnast in Russia.

And I trained Olympica.

You take the cable there, and...

Give me the screwdriver, please.

Okay. Turn on.

Oh. Thank you.

You've had quite the effect on me too.

No, turn on with the remote.

Of course. Sorry.

-Huh? Russia? -It works, thank you!

Can I at least offer you a beer?

No, no, no, no. Sorry. I've to go to work.

My boss will be mad.

Wait. Before you go, can I just say your muscles are so impressive.

Do you mind if I...

But...

My boss...

get very mad.

Wait.

Let's try this. Ready?

Steady, go!

Oh, God!

I think I pulled a muscle. I can´t even feel my shoulders anymore.

Well, you better next time do some warming up, stretching.

Give me your telephone number.

I can't. My mobile's broken. I don't know when it will be fixed.

So I give you mine. You call me.

-Hello? -Hey, it's me.

Do we need any baguettes for tonight?

No, we have bread already.

All right. We're just around the corner.

Okay, see you in a bit. Bye.

Shit!

It's my parents. My dad is a policeman. He has a gun.

-Gun? -Yeah.

-You have to go right now. -How?

Back door, kitchen.

The church wedding, flower parties, and shower's fun too...

-Hey! -Hello!

How come you girls are back so early?

Veronique decided she can't be bothered

to drive out to that enormous cheap supermarket out in wherever it is.

So we went to the overpriced one around the corner.

-So how're you doing? -Good.

It was hard without your phone? Wasn't it?

No. I had a lovely relaxing afternoon all on my own.

Oh, good. Kira and I made a bet that you were gonna break down.

You owe me 50 euros.

So, was my phone just like pinging whole time?

Let´s say we switched it off when it got annoying.

I know, it's been crazy at the moment.

Let me give you a hand with that shopping.

Oh, you're naked!

Why are we naked?

I got hot.

Okay. You sort the veg. Here you go.

Thank you.