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Oh God, yes!
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So, how long you
two are back together?
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Four days. But, only 'cause
I managed to get him out of
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Ellie's greasy hands in time.
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Don't look at me!
It was Vero's idea.
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-Veronique didn't have sex with him!
-Well, I didn't really!
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Kira, you should be happy, if Ellie
hadn't invited me to the loft--
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To give her el rabo de torro in her--
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Do you have no limits?
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-No.
-No.
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If you could all just stay out
of my sex life please?
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Because so far every single piece of
advice has been a fucking disaster.
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Okay, I'll tell your
problem, Ellie.
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This Olivier?
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HeĀ“s a nice, normal guy
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from a normal family,
he does normal things.
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Everything normal.
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So?
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So, if you want to make sex with
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a normal guy you need
to make sex with
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other normal guys for practice,
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not like porno sex.
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Just normal sex.
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No lesbianas, no guys who want
to echarse un polvo in your butt.
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-No offense, man.
-None taken.
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Just try to make normal sex.
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In and out.
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That's all you need Ellie.
In and out.
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Oh, for god's sake, give me that!
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You okay?
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-Hello, Miss.
-Hello.
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-Sorry to be late.
-No problem.
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So what's wrong?
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I'm English, I'm sorry I don't speak
French very well.
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Lets speak in English then.
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-Oh, thank you.
-It's good practice.
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I think I've broken a filling.
It really hurts.
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Okay, let's have a look.
Open wide please.
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I haven't done anything yet.
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Yeah, we have an infection here.
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Okay, so this is the plan,
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I'm going to drill a bit,
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and then clean it up before we
put in a new filling.
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Alright?
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So, I'm going to...
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give you a shot.
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Oh No no! I'm sorry, I'm
really scared of needles.
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I'm scared of...
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Oh, I understood. I understood...
But, it's nothing really.
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It won't hurt one bit,
I promise.
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I'll be very gentle. Okay?
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You have a beautiful gum structure.
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I bet you say that to all the girls.
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No touching.
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Are you ready.
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I'm going in.
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In and out.
That's all you need Ellie.
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Here we go.
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-Are you alright?
-Uh-huh.
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No, I mean the shot.
Is it working yet?
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Oh, it's fine.
I can't feel a thing.
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Such a good girl.
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You've been very brave.
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I'm proud of you.
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So, if you want to make excellent
sex with a normal guy,
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you need to make excellent sex with
other normal guys for practice.
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Let's do it.
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Let's do it.
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I donĀ“t have aCarte Vitale.
Do you accept credit cards?
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No, it's alright, there is no charge.
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Really?
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That's very nice of you.
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Well, at least let me
take you out for a drink.
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What time do you get off?
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Do none of you have rooms?
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Ellie!
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You look like you
swallowed a golf ball.
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How's your tooth?
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Ask me how my dentist was.
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I'm guessing he was hot.
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But, I'm sure you're
much hotter, baby.
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I'm going back to his office at 8:00.
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At the office? That's where
he wants to hook up?
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I've never done it on a dentist's
chair. Sounds exciting.
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Yeah, except he didnĀ“t want me
to use deodorant, make up,
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perfume, or, scented soap.
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He must have a lot of allergies.
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He must be American. You guys are
allergic to everything. Right?
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Anyway I'm going go take a shower
without soap and get ready
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for my normal, regular date.
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Just like you said Pedro.
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Maybe I should use just a little
bit of deodorant?
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I bought organic,
hypoallergenic, non-toxic--
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No! No, no, donĀ“t, It's...
I like your natural smell!
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Oh, you're one of those...
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You've seen to be having
a little bit difficulty.
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I know, it's just like...
I'm a little tired and
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also after you I had a
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double root canal
which is a complicated...
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Don't talk.
Just relax.
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Yes, honey.
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It's me.
Do I wait for you to eat?
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No, don't wait for me.
I still have a patient to see.
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I'll call you over Skype
before he goes to bed.
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Skype, yes.
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Just wait, give me a second, ok?
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- Yes, sweety! How's my sweety?
- Hello daddy!
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You're not coming home?
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No, it's because I have a...
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a patient, so you have
to go to bed now.
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Come home soon, okay?
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Yes, darling. I love you.
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- Kisses. Daddy loves you.
- Goodnight, daddy.
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Kisses.
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Excuse me.
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I'm sorry.
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So, that's why you wanted no odors
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no lipstick, so your wife
can't find any traces.
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I'm sorry.
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And why you wanted to do
meet at the office.
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So, she can't track
your phone. Very clever.
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I know, it's...
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I didn't mean to deceive you,
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I mean I donĀ“t...
It's...
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It's just...
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I was trying to...
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Marriage is so complicated.
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And when you have a kids,
everything changes.
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But, they donĀ“t tell you
that, no one tells you.
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Right.
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After Lolo was born...
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she just stopped wanting sex...
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So...
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what can I do?
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I never wanted to be a cheater but...
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I have needs.
I'm a man.
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I really have to go.
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Not yet!
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Oh, hi Ellie.
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Hi.
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How was the normal dentist?
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Married, with a baby.
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He actually cried before we could
even do anything.
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Suddenly he felt very guilty
about cheating with his wife.
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What a waste of time.
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You know, I don't even care anymore.
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I'm just gonna stay a virgin forever.
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Oye, Ellie. You should not give up
because one boring, crying...
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probably sexually repressed dentist.
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Ā”Venga!
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There are more
solutions to this problem.
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Like what?
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Well, Veronique
and I are really open.
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Wait, if someone having a threesome
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with Ellie it should
be me and Bertrand.
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Hello? No one
is having a threesome.
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You just got back together! It's way
too soon for you have a third party--
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Read my lips. No one is having
a third party here.
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But, Bertrand already slept with her.
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No, not really.
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And I've seen her naked many times--
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Excuse you? Who used hot wax to rip
out all that hair from her vagine?
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Oh, for Gods sake.
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Vodka.
No ice.
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Don't look at me like that.
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Don't you dare show me that
dick pic with the bite marks again,
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because you have no fucking idea
what I've been going through.
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All I wanted was to get laid a few
times before my boyfriend comes back.
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Just little in and out,
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just one simple, easy,
liberating orgasm,
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is that really too much to ask?
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I really feel her first threesome
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should be with someone who is
accepting, grounded and nurturing.
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And out of the two of us,
that would be me.
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Except you're forgetting
an extra factor.
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The girl has to be
attracted to the guy.
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And I donĀ“t want to be mean or,
anything but, Pedro,
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is a lot hotter than Bertrand.
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Where is Ellie anyways?
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Shit, she went home...
She probably was mad.
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You should feel bad.
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