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-Are you ready?
-Yes.
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All right.
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What's happening?
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I got it this morning.
From the best store in town.
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Perfect. This is exactly
what she needs.
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And I wanted to make sure
that she had several sizes.
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We don´t want her to tear
on first try.
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Excuse me, did you just say "tear"?
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What are we talking about here?
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Kira, s'il te plait.
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"My First Anal Explorer Kit."
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Please tell me
this isn´t what I think it is.
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"Build up your backdoor expertise
with three graduated butt plugs."
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Yay!
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The small plug helps beginners,
like yourself,
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adjust to the unique sensations
of anal stimulation.
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The medium plug helps build up
your expertise and experience.
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And the large plug
helps you push the envelope
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as you prepare for a night
of back door fun.
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So, would you like to go home
and try them out?
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No, I bloody well would not.
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Don´t worry.
We´ll be there if you need us.
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Yay, butt plugs.
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Remind me why I'm doing this again?
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What's up with her?
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Her man just told her he loves her,
and she's sitting here like this?
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I don´t understand her problem.
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Girls, please, I have a headache.
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It's not a headache. It's a meltdown.
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You haven't showered in 48 hours.
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Yeah. She´s right.
You look like shit, man.
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That´s maybe because
I feel like shit.
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I feel like the shittiest person
in the world.
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Why honey? What's wrong?
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Because I tried, okay? I really did.
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I'm clearly not cut out for this.
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So you girls can make fun of me
as much as you want
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for being a virgin and a loser.
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But I'm not gonna carry
on hurting Olivier by playing
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-your little cheating game.
-It's not cheating. It's practicing.
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Strange men are seeing me naked.
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Okay, maybe it is cheating.
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What if you save something
just for Olivier?
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Something you haven´t done
with anyone else.
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-Like what?
-Penetration?
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-James.
-Oral sex?
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Danish hipster.
Random cab driver, check.
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-Ejaculation?
-No. Actually, not yet.
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-There you go.
-Voila.
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And how am I supposed have sex
with other men
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without allowing them to jizz?
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-You can certainly allow them.
-Just not in here.
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Only in here, and then here.
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No, no, no, no, no. That is
reserved for bowel movements.
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Or suppositories,
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which strangely enough are
French people's favorite
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-form of medicine.
-Ah bon?
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All I'm asking is that
you open your mind a little.
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I'd be glad to as long as
I don't have to open my ass too.
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All I'm saying is that
with the right person,
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a penis up your butt
can be fucking awesome.
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-I agree.
-What?
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How do you know
if you don't love it
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if you never want to try it?
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4 3 2 1 0 Ignition
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Just try one sip.
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I need to know
if there's too much kale.
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Of course, there
is too much kale. It's kale.
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Kale is not food.
Plus, it tastes like cow fart.
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-Dude.
-Look,
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if you think that someone
is actually gonna pay money
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-for this stuff--
-My yoga students
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have already pre-ordered 50 bottles.
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Yeah. Your yoga students
are a bunch of fucking idiots.
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Sorry.
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Bonjour, Charlie Chaplin.
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It's this plug.
I'm scared it will fall out.
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It won't. That's the whole point.
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Just let it sit there
for the next two hours,
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and let the work it´s magic.
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In the meantime, let's find someone
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who can deliver
all that backdoor action.
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Do you remember that guy
that you used to date
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before even moved in here?
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You know, the guy
who was really into anal?
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Oh, God. Best sex ever.
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He had this maneuver
where he would dip his dick
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in the jar of lube and then--
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Oh, please. Spare me the details.
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Could you lend him to Ellie
for a couple of hours?
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You know we really need someone
who knows what he's doing.
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I haven't spoken to him in a year.
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I can´t just call him up.
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Besides, every guy likes anal.
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Just go on Seener
and you´ll have a hundred of options.
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Anyways, I got to sell
my organic babies.
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'Cause they won´t keep.
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-What are you doing?
-Looking for Mr. Lube Jar.
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But he was with Kira.
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Yeah, you know, I want
someone for you who is really good.
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What was his name again?
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Benoit? Baptiste?
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See, there he is.
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Et Voila.
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I'm not sure I like his face.
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That's the beauty of anal honey.
You don´t have to look at his face.
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Come on, send him a message.
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-Are you ready?
-Yes.
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All right.
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What's happening?
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There's something wrong...
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There's something blocking me.
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I'll be right back.
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¿Te gusta, he?
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-Ah oui, me gusta!
-¿Te gusta, he?
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-¿Te gusta?
-Ah oui me gusta.
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-¿Te gusta? ¿Te gusta?
-Excuse me.
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Hello? Pedro, hi!
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Hey, Ellie.
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Ellie. The girl who
never learned to knock.
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I´m sorry. But it´s urgent, Vero.
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Can I see you in the bathroom?
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Honey, I know you are a virgin
and everything,
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but you know this thing
we are doing, it's called "Sex."
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Which means we do not
want to be disturbed.
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I'm sorry, but...
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Go ahead. She tells me
everything anyway.
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Fine. You know the butt plug?
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Well, I kind of forgot take it out
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and Bertrand felt it,
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so I went into the bathroom
to remove it, and...
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but I think he pushed it
further up instead.
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I don´t understand.
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It's very simple, cariño.
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Ellie's ass swallowed her butt plug.
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All right, okay,
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"Kegel's, the perils
of tight pelvic floor--
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This is all your fault, you know.
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Okay, okay, here.
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Here, it says that
you need to squat, okay?
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So squat, bend your knees,
and relax your perineum,
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-Have you clenched?
-Yes.
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-Unclench. Unclench.
-What?
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Good. Now, push. Push. Push harder.
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Keep pushing, keep pushing.
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Why do I ever listen to you people?
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Okay, push, push, push.
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Who´s drinking my kale?
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Bertrand? What are you doing here?
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Kira. What are you doing here?
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-I live here.
-I can´t believe it.
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-What?
-I can't believe
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I'm seeing you again.
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I've been dying to call you
for the past year.
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You have?
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Well, yeah, I still think
about you all the time.
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Our amazing moments,
your small breasts. Your body.
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I've thought about you too. A lot.
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Well, then why didn't you
answer my messages?
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You sent me messages?
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After that night at the Peniche.
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Never got them.
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Oh, I accidentally
dropped my phone in the toilet
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the next day, so...
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Anyway since you didn´t answer
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I thought you stopped liking me.
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I never stopped liking you.
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Can you explain to me again,
why you´re here?
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For you.
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Come on.
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Congratulations. It's a boy.
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I'm so sorry for the delay,
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my roommate made this
organic green juice
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and it must have caused me to...
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Where´s he gone?
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Bertrand?
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Bertrand?
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Bertrand?
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Bertrand?
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Hello, you have just reached
Olivier's ansewering machine,
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Leave me a message,
I'll call you back as soon as I can.
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Hi,
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Olivier, it's me.
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I was just ringing to tell you
that I love you.
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And I miss you.
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I can't wait to see you again.
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