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Where is Kira?
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You don't need Kira. I'm here.
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Ellie, what the hell?
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This is bloody weird.
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No, it's not.
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What are you doing?
I mean, you and I are mates.
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You're Ellie.
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Ellie Belly.
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And I'm--
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Tiny Jimmy. I know.
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I've been dreaming
about this moment
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since I was 12. So, may I?
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-Are you sure?
-Yeah, I'm sure.
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All right, come on then.
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She said, la, la, la, la, la
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La, la, la, la, la
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Bringing your hands together,
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lift your hands up over your head.
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And exhale.
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Now forward fold into Youthnasana.
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And relax.
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Relax? I can hardly breathe.
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You have to be able
to do these poses
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if you want to be good in bed.
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I didn't hear Blaise
complaining last night.
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-Really?
-Now open up your butt chakras.
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So what did you do? A 69?
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Sideways? "Cowgirl"? "Salad tossing"?
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Of course we did "salad tossing."
We did everything.
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It was fantastic. I came twice,
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just like you promised it would be,
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and the end she even said--
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You just said "she".
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-No, I didn't.
-Yeah, you did.
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I heard it too.
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What exactly happened last night?
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Well...
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I really don't see
what the problem is.
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Technically, I did everything
you told me.
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Except technically,
you're still a virgin.
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Unless you're lesbian.
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-Are you lesbian?
-No!
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The point is, I came.
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Who cares whose tongue did the job?
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Three bottles of water, please.
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We're just trying to help you.
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Okay, woman. You need a man
to put his penis inside of you.
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Okay? And then it's really up to you.
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But you have to want this
more than us.
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Okay fine, fine. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry I lied.
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This is our situation
at this time.
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Ellie has been banned
from Titty Twister
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and all the bars in our area.
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And she's not loving
the Seener thing.
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Ellie!
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Sorry, I'm listening.
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So how do we find dates for her?
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Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat.
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Mon dieu, Ellie can you
just pick up your phone already?
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I'll ring him back. It's Tiny Jimmy.
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He's in Paris, and I promised
to show him around.
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Is Tiny Jimmy a midget?
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God, no. We call him that
'cause of his huge willy.
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Which you've actually seen?
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You can't miss it.
It bulges out of his pants
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like a giant yam.
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He was famous for it in high school,
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and in whole of Manchester.
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Problem solved.
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-Yep
-What?
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Jimmy? No way, it would be like
sleeping with my brother.
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Your very well endowed brother.
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Ellie, the extra large experience
doesn't come along every day.
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You have to grab it while you can.
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Grab it.
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Quality lube is your friend.
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As long as you use plenty
of it and go slow.
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You have to be really turned on.
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A lot of foreplay will help.
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Girls, just be honest with me.
How much is this gonna hurt?
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It depends if he's extra wide
or extra long.
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He's not gonna break you.
Just make sure then you're on top
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and that why you stay on control.
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I read on Jezebel that XLs
can go at it for hours.
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Go ahead and find out.
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That was really gorgeous, thank you,
can go to the Louvre now?
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What, the Louvre?
No, there's no point.
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You'll never get anywhere
near the Mona Lisa.
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-Come on.
-My friend told me it's great.
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Well, we'll go tomorrow.
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So, you still with that girl
back in Manchester?
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On and off. How about you?
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Any boyfriend in Paris?
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It's complicated.
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Honestly, it's no different
than Oxford Street.
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Come on.
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And there it is. Notre Dame.
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Nice... I'm gonna take a picture.
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Come on, time to go home.
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But I wanted to go up
to the top of Eiffel Tower.
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With all the tourists?
No, you really don't.
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Yes it's this guy, Keanu, Keanu...
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-No.
-Yes.
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-No.
-Yes, he was it...
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-Hi, guys.
-Hi.
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This is James.
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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Hey, James, Pedro.
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I'm Veronique.
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Welcome to Paris.
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Well, bye, James. Bye, Ellie.
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-Bye.
-Have fun.
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Bye.
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Come on.
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-Hey, Kira.
-Hi, sweetheart.
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This is James. You know,
my friend from England.
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Right.
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It's his first time visiting Paris.
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So, how was your tour?
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Beautiful.
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You look tired.
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You're probably...
what do you call it?
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Knackered.
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Jimmy, I think you need a rest.
Why don't we go to my room?
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No, thanks.
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Do you want some tea?
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No.
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I think maybe
something harder, Ellie.
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I'm not such a big drinker
actually, thank you.
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Oh, come on, you have to try it.
It's, like, super good.
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It's nice, right?
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Yeah, I feel relaxed already.
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Go ahead.
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Where is Kira?
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You don't need Kira. I'm here.
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Ellie, what the hell?
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-This is bloody weird.
-No, it's not.
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What are you doing?
I mean, you and I are mates.
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You're Ellie.
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Ellie Belly.
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-And I'm--
-Tiny Jimmy.
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-Yeah.
-I know.
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And I've been dreaming
about this moment since I was 12,
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so, may I?
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-You sure?
-Yeah, I'm sure.
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All right, come on then.
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Okay.
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Looks like you're ready.
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Yeah.
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Okay, here goes.
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James?
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Jimmy.
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Jimmy, wake up!
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Jimmy.
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Kira!
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Help.
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If you'd been practicing Cobra
position like I taught you,
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you would not be
in pain right now.
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Could you please save
the lecture for later?
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Let me get you a hot towel.
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Thank you.
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It's Olivier.
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Ellie, it's Olivier.
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He is so bloody heavy.
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It's his penis.
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Oh God, get him on the couch.
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Hello.
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Good evening, darling.
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My goodness. What are you
even doing here?
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I missed you too much.
Couldn't stand it anymore.
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Thank you.
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You're so wonderful.
And full of surprises.
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You know...
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This is James,
my third cousin from England.
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He's very tired. He had a long day.
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I think he has a thing for Kira.
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All right, well, I'll drop my bag.
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No fucking.
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You know, I've been thinking
so much about you.
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-Really?
-About us.
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This time apart,
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so intense,
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it makes me want you even more.
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Are you okay?
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Actually I'm not feeling very good.
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I'm just gonna... gonna
splash my face with water.
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Yeah. Sure.
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Quality lube is your best friend.
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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Feeling a little better?
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Not actually. I'm sort
of having the spins.
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I see you were also thinking
about being together.
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What the hell you gave me?
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Sounds like your cousin's
having a rough night.
196
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Yeah, actually...
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I think there's a virus going around.
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I don't think we shouldn't
kiss or anything.
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I don't want you to catch it.
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Do you mind if we just cuddle?
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No. Of course not.
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Two surprises already.
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I really like you,
you're so spontaneous.
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I didn't know that about you.
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I feel the same for you.
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Well, it's a lovely surprise.
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-Hi, good morning.
-Hey, good morning.
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-James.
-Olivier, I'm Ellie's boyfriend.
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Oh, wow. I don't know what to say.
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-I'm so sorry about last--
-No, no, no, no. It's fine.
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As long as you're feeling better.
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Yeah. I just need to get
my pants and I'll head out.
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Good idea.
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00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:03,480
Morning sexy.
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Your pants are in my room
if you need them.
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Poor Jimmy. Doesn't remember
any thing about last night
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I love you.
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What?
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I love you, Ellie.
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