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God, what does a girl have to do
to have sex in this city?
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Pardon?
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Sorry. Nothing, it´s just...
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Could you just do a U-turn?
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She said, la, la, la, la
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La, la, la, la
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I live just around the corner.
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-Do you?
-Wanna leave?
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Yeah?
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Excuse me, I'll pay
both glasses.
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What is that?
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Where... where are you going?
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What the hell just happened here?
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Fuck.
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No.
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Whoa, you're gonna
swipe right to that?
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Of course. Bruno totally
looks like a Libra
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and I'm an Aquarius.
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My psychic says
it's a very sensual match.
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And did your psychic
also notice that beautiful shadow
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that Bruno has around his collar?
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Oh, my God. Is that back hair?
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Major.
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I know it´s kinda mean to say, but
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back hair causes me blockage.
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My endorphins refuse to release.
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No.
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Oh, hi, Ellie.
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-Hey.
-What happened to "serious cutie"?
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-Ran off.
-Why?
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The bartender at Titty Twister
told him what happened last week.
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-Ooh, the bite job?
-Yeah.
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Apparently, there's a dick pic
with my teeth marks
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circulating around Paris.
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I am now considered
a danger to penises everywhere.
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No wonder. Just put it away.
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Bon, what we going to do with her?
She hasn't made any progress
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and Olivier is due back in two weeks.
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Because she isn't centered.
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She's wasting her time
in bars instead of
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focusing her sexual energy on Seener.
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Excuse me. "She" is right here
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and there is no way
I'm going on Seener.
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Oh, come on, it´s easy. It´s fun.
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It´s like online shopping,
but for men.
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Look, I got ten matches in one hour.
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What am I gonna do with ten matches?
Am I a rabbit?
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We're all animals, Ellie.
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We all love sex.
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We all need sex.
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Every orgasm is
a spiritual awakening,
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and the key to unlocking your vagina
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is right in the palm of your hand.
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You wanna use that on Seener?
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That's my profile picture.
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Yeah, have you seen your coat?
What are you? 80?
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It's my favorite coat.
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Oh, no, no, even better,
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let's use this super corny picture.
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That's not corny. It was taken
at my cousin's farm.
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Ah, finally, a beach picture.
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But she's hiding her beautiful body.
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people will think
she's opposite of skinny.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
Once again, she can hear you
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and I already see
where this is going,
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so if two of you think you are going
to get me in some cheep lingerie,
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splayed on a bed
with my boobs hanging out...
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Lift up your leg, further back,
keep going... a little bit more.
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You look constipated.
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Take a deep breath.
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And release.
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There you go.
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Nice.
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Girls, what do you think?
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Four words, thank god for Photoshop.
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Don't be nasty.
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I think it´s a little late for that.
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Seriously, Ellie? Photoshop
is only a tool to help bring out
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your very best self.
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Now, what do we write
in your description?
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"The only hair that should be
between my legs,
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-is your beard."
-Don't you dare post that.
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Oops.
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Do you reckon he bring his babies
on the date,
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or just the wife? Pervert.
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The Fedora,
the bald man's best friend.
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Definite left.
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He's hot.
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I agree, wait.
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He is in my anthropology class
and that would be a definite no,
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unless you want me
to wear a ski mask to school.
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He's a definite right swipe.
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I swiped.
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Shit. He just sent me a message.
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"Do you wanna have some fun?"
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What do we do now?
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Your taxi should be here
in two minutes.
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Maybe I should go up
and change into normal underwear.
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Ellie? Do you want
to lose your virginity?
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-Yes.
-Then please,
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no more granny underwear.
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Fine.
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I have to say she looks good.
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But she needs a lucky charm.
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Kira, why?!
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I bought it at Coachella.
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Of course, you did.
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God, Vero. Why are you
always so negative?
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Because you're always so positive.
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This is Paris. You're supposed
to be annoyed and fed up.
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My cab is here.
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This is who I am.
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If you don´t like it,
I can always move out.
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-Wish me luck?
-No, I don't want you to move out.
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Seriously, could you just please
just try be a little bit less happy?
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Don´t touch the bracelet!
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Oh, my God!
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Alright back there?
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Sure. Who wants to ride in a taxi
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when you can ride in a shopping cart.
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Sorry. I...
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I go shopping because...
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tonight I go on holiday.
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You are my last ride.
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Great.
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Didn't think it´s gonna be
so much traffic tonight?
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Oui, It is...
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Fuck man! Move!
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Fuck!
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Second time today.
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God. What does a girl have
to do to have sex in this city.
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Pardon?
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Sorry, nothing, it's just...
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Could you just do a U-turn?
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As you wish.
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Oh, God!
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How do I get back up?
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Ben euh, pull the handle.
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Where is it? I can't see anything
with all these bloody bags.
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Wait, wait, I do it, I do it.
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Thank you.
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Sorry, just give me one second.
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Much better.
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That's beautiful.
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Thanks.
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-You don´t like?
-Wow, I've...
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just never really thought
about it before honestly.
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Wow, I don't think
I'm ready for this.
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Really?
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So why you take off ton string? Hein?
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Why you tell me you want sex tonight?
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Why you wear symbol of gay pride?
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Are you joking?
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-You play games.
-No, no, no, it's not that.
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I just wanna go home.
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Would you please put my seat back up?
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