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-Girls, you're gonna love it! -Really?

Yeah!

He looks delicious.

Sorry, I see a ring.

That's definitely a left swipe.

Bye-bye.

No and no.

You have to keep an open mind,

otherwise you're never gonna get through this challenge.

Duly noted.

To be fair, it is rather low-inventory.

Who talks like that?

-I do and I just did -Wait.

That one looks promising.

Nice.

Now go blow that guy. And don´t blow it.

Right.

You can't really think of it as a job.

I'm sorry. I hear two words. Blow. Job.

It's right there in the name.

Honey, you promised to be positive.

Bon Merde, you Americans are so "peace and love" about everything.

Can you just tell her the truth?

Oral sex is a sacred and deep form of spirituality.

What the fuck...

Okay, fine. Truth is, yes, it´s boring, and it requires skills.

Just like a real job in an office.

When have you ever had a real job in an office?

Look, are you going to take this seriously or not?

-Sorry. -We are here to teach you.

The most empowering thing you can do is take control of a man's pleasure.

Kira, show Ellie how it's done.

It's Pedro's. Be good to it.

Absolutely. Okay.

So, first, I like to tease a little. Like this...

You run your tongue slowly from bottom to top

before you go in and out.

Now, you go.

Good.

Yes.

...maybe not a replica of your boyfriend's dick?

Jesus! Rule number one, never speak while hosting a dick in your mouth.

Indeed, it's utterly dangerous.

And also, I don't want to see any teeth marks on the wax.

-Dude -It took me hours to make this.

Oh, honey you don't have to put it all the way in like that.

Look, if you take your hand and stroke the bottom as you suck,

they still love it.

I'm more into deep throating, but that's just me.

If you feel that he's getting hotter, you can go a little faster.

Okay, so now what?

Rule number two, you have to be ready for the guy to come,

cause it can happen just like that. Kaboom!

-Splash. -You don't want to ruin your hair.

Okay?

You're doing so good.

Oh, no. I hate mayonnaise.

Okay, we can skip that part.

But you got to know,

-they really love it. -Yep.

-I mean, really. -But it´s up to you.

Okay, fine.

Let it hit the back of your mouth and swallow.

-Congrats! -Yay.

That one looks promising.

Nice!

The Hipster Guy?

Oh, girls, look what Olivier just sent me.

He´s such a sweetie...

Oui super, look he's so sweet.

Maybe we should just forget about this whole thing.

No. Come on, we should not.

-We´re doing this for him, remember? -Yes.

Now go blow that guy. And don´t blow it.

Right.

I don't want to insult you by commenting on your looks,

but I have to tell you,

I find you really beautiful.

And I had an intense, immediate attraction to you.

I can't explain it.

Wow.

I'm thinking going back to eating meat was really the right move.

It must be sending you some pheromones.

Sorry.

Being vegan kinda sucked.

I really respect your assertiveness.

You seem to have a lot of ideas about women.

My father is a gender studies professor,

back in Copenhagen.

-I see. -I guess you could say...

I was brought up to respect the goddess.

That's just part of who I am.

Is it okay?

Sorry.

Ellie, wait.

Ellie...

Ellie, please. Wait!

I want to taste the goddess first.

I'm so ready to suck your cock.

Wait.

What you doing with your phone?

Getting it out to take a picture of you.

I'm sorry. I... I was just turning the ringer off.

No, it's not your phone.

I'm just, I don't know...

I'm surprised to see that you're so hairless.

I pictured you more, I don't know...

natural there.

Hey, no, no. I don't mean it like that.

You're perfect just the way you are. Can I say that?

Yes, you can.

Right.

That was lovely, now it's your turn.

But, you haven't climaxed yet!

It's goddess first, that's what my father always says.

-I want you to feel pleasure. -Yeah.

I'm almost there.

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

That was beautiful.

I need to suck you. Right Now.

I want you to make sure that you're comfortable.

And I want you to know that you don't have to do this

if it makes you feel minimized or degraded in any way.

The last thing I want to do is, is you to feel

marginalized or I don´t know... Humiliated...

Would you shut up and just let me...

Jesus! Rule number one, never speak while hosting a dick in your mouth.

Jesus fucking Christ!

Somebody get me some ice!

-Hi, Ellie. -Hey.

Hello.

I guess that was a fail.

Technically, you performed the blowjob.

I caused a major bodily injury.

There is that.

But technically, you did perform a blowjob...

-Even if it was a bite job? -Sure.

So, it means you're now ready to advance to the next level.

-Yay. -Bravo.