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-Girls, you're gonna love it!
-Really?
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Yeah!
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He looks delicious.
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Sorry, I see a ring.
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That's definitely a left swipe.
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Bye-bye.
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No and no.
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You have to keep an open mind,
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otherwise you're never gonna
get through this challenge.
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Duly noted.
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To be fair,
it is rather low-inventory.
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Who talks like that?
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-I do and I just did
-Wait.
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That one looks promising.
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Nice.
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Now go blow that guy.
And don´t blow it.
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Right.
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You can't really think of it
as a job.
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I'm sorry. I hear two words.
Blow. Job.
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It's right there in the name.
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Honey, you promised to be positive.
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Bon Merde, you Americans are
so "peace and love" about everything.
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Can you just tell her the truth?
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Oral sex is a sacred
and deep form of spirituality.
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What the fuck...
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Okay, fine. Truth is, yes,
it´s boring, and it requires skills.
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Just like a real job in an office.
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When have you ever had
a real job in an office?
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Look, are you going to take
this seriously or not?
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-Sorry.
-We are here to teach you.
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The most empowering thing you can do
is take control of a man's pleasure.
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Kira, show Ellie how it's done.
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It's Pedro's. Be good to it.
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Absolutely. Okay.
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So, first, I like to tease a little.
Like this...
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You run your tongue slowly
from bottom to top
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before you go in and out.
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Now, you go.
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Good.
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Yes.
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...maybe not a replica
of your boyfriend's dick?
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Jesus! Rule number one, never speak
while hosting a dick in your mouth.
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Indeed, it's utterly dangerous.
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And also, I don't want to see
any teeth marks on the wax.
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-Dude
-It took me hours to make this.
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Oh, honey you don't have to put it
all the way in like that.
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Look, if you take your hand
and stroke the bottom as you suck,
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they still love it.
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I'm more into deep throating,
but that's just me.
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If you feel that he's getting hotter,
you can go a little faster.
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Okay, so now what?
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Rule number two, you have to be ready
for the guy to come,
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cause it can happen
just like that. Kaboom!
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-Splash.
-You don't want to ruin your hair.
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Okay?
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You're doing so good.
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Oh, no. I hate mayonnaise.
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Okay, we can skip that part.
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But you got to know,
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-they really love it.
-Yep.
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-I mean, really.
-But it´s up to you.
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Okay, fine.
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Let it hit the back
of your mouth and swallow.
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-Congrats!
-Yay.
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That one looks promising.
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Nice!
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The Hipster Guy?
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Oh, girls,
look what Olivier just sent me.
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He´s such a sweetie...
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Oui super, look he's so sweet.
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Maybe we should just forget
about this whole thing.
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No. Come on, we should not.
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-We´re doing this for him, remember?
-Yes.
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Now go blow that guy.
And don´t blow it.
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Right.
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I don't want to insult you
by commenting on your looks,
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but I have to tell you,
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I find you really beautiful.
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And I had an intense,
immediate attraction to you.
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I can't explain it.
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Wow.
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I'm thinking going back to eating
meat was really the right move.
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It must be sending you
some pheromones.
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Sorry.
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Being vegan kinda sucked.
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I really respect your assertiveness.
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You seem to have a lot of ideas
about women.
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My father is
a gender studies professor,
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back in Copenhagen.
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-I see.
-I guess you could say...
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I was brought up
to respect the goddess.
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That's just part of who I am.
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Is it okay?
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Sorry.
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Ellie, wait.
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Ellie...
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Ellie, please. Wait!
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I want to taste the goddess first.
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I'm so ready to suck your cock.
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Wait.
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What you doing with your phone?
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Getting it out
to take a picture of you.
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I'm sorry. I...
I was just turning the ringer off.
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No, it's not your phone.
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I'm just, I don't know...
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I'm surprised to see
that you're so hairless.
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I pictured you more, I don't know...
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natural there.
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Hey, no, no.
I don't mean it like that.
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You're perfect just the way you are.
Can I say that?
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Yes, you can.
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Right.
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That was lovely, now it's your turn.
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But, you haven't climaxed yet!
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It's goddess first,
that's what my father always says.
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-I want you to feel pleasure.
-Yeah.
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I'm almost there.
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Yes! Yes!
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Yes!
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That was beautiful.
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I need to suck you. Right Now.
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I want you to make sure
that you're comfortable.
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And I want you to know
that you don't have to do this
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if it makes you feel minimized
or degraded in any way.
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The last thing I want to do is,
is you to feel
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marginalized or I don´t know...
Humiliated...
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Would you shut up and just let me...
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Jesus! Rule number one, never speak
while hosting a dick in your mouth.
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Jesus fucking Christ!
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Somebody get me some ice!
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-Hi, Ellie.
-Hey.
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Hello.
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I guess that was a fail.
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Technically, you performed
the blowjob.
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I caused a major bodily injury.
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There is that.
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But technically,
you did perform a blowjob...
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-Even if it was a bite job?
-Sure.
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So, it means you're now ready
to advance to the next level.
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-Yay.
-Bravo.
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