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[♪ whimsical music]
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Terry, you're sure you know
how to fix the dishwasher?
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Oh, would you relax,
Beth?
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Oh!
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I spent six months
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as a plumber's apprentice
in New Zealand,
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and I can't tell you
how many times
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I had to snake out
Elijah Wood's toilet
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while they were shooting
"Lord of the Rings."
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Mm.
Really, unless it's zero,
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I don't want to hear about it.
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Oh, by the way,
I'm thinking of rebuilding
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the kids' tree house,
you know,
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since I burned down
the last one.
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Oh.
Oh, no.
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No...no, Terry,
you don't need to do that,
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and by that, I mean
please don't.
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Oh, come on, Beth.
You gotta let me do this.
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I mean, you guys
have done so much for me.
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I need to do something
to pay you back a little.
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I don't...I don't know.
I...
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I...I promise,
you got nothing to worry about.
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I'm a can-do dude.
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Check it out,
one last wrench
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with the...
whatchamacallit,
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and it is...fixed.
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[motor running smoothly]
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♪ ♪
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Hey...
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there's no noises,
no smoke...
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- no leaks.
[Terry] I told you.
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They don't let just anyone
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install a hot tub
for Frodo Baggins.
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You know what?
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Okay, yes,
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you can rebuild
the tree house.
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Yeah.
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Kids deserve something fun.
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[Terry] Thank you, Beth.
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Thank you. [laughs]
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You won't regret it.
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[♪ upbeat Latin music]
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♪ ♪
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[♪ adventurous music]
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♪ ♪
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[sawing noise]
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Wow, this tree house
is gonna be
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even cooler
than our house-house.
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I'll say one thing for him.
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His enthusiasm
is almost as contagious
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as the pinkeye
that he gave us last month.
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Uncle Terry...
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are you sure we can't help?
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Dad has a whole
chapter about
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building a tree house
in the Dangerous Book.
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And he says that we should
all work together.
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Sorry, Bromeo.
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This is something
I gotta do on my own.
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Besides, you think
that book is dangerous?
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Try construction.
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It is a nonstop battle
between wood and face,
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which is why I never leave
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without my trusty
safety goggles.
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But Dad was pretty clear
about including us all.
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[♪ upbeat polka music]
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Listen, I got this, kiddo.
Don't worry about it.
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You just worry about
how much fun you're gonna have
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when that baby's done.
[chokes]
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[hoarsely] There's nothing safe
about these goggles.
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♪ ♪
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Yes, I see you, Terry!
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You're swinging that hammer
like a big boy!
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♪ ♪
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Oh, I hope he doesn't
mess this up.
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I'm under enough pressure
already.
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You gotta relax
a little, Beth.
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- You worry too much.
- I know,
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and I worry about that too.
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[chuckles]
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My parenting philosophy
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was to let the boys
make big mistakes
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so that they'll be able
to make bigger successes.
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Sure worked with Patrick.
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And Terry?
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Oh, Terry's due for
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a big win one of these days.
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[Terry] Ow!
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[snapping sound]
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[Terry] Stupid goggles!
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Probably not today.
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Hey, Uncle Terry!
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Can you put a tire swing
on it?
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For you, Dash,
any swing.
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How about a zip line?
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I'll zip right down
and install one.
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Ooh, ooh, and a hammock!
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I'll ha...
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ham and cheese...
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cheese, sneeze...
oh, jeez.
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Yeah, I can put in a hammock.
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You know you're
currently violating
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half a dozen
building codes, right?
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But while you're up there,
make sure to install Wi-Fi.
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Oh, you got it, buddy.
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Hey, Uncle Terry!
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Can I get you
some iced tea?
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Or just tea,
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because I think we used up
all the ice
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when you hammered your foot.
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Stop bothering him, Wyatt.
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Would you annoy
that old artist guy,
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Mike Angelo,
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when he was carving
the "Mona Lucy"?
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I think you mean
the "Mona Lisa."
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I'm...I'm gonna stop you
right there.
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I don't think.
I just do.
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[♪ twangy string music]
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[Patrick] Wyatt!
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[laughs]
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Oh, it's so great to see
another human being!
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It's great to see you too,
Dad,
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but you do kinda
smell a little.
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[sniffs] Oh, yeah.
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Think I broke Dash's record
for not showering.
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That was a stinky
six weeks.
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That was stinky.
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So how go things
back in civilization?
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[sighs] Uncle Terry's
building us a tree house.
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That's nice.
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Are you boys pitching in?
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No.
I know you wrote that we should,
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but he wants to do it
by himself.
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Well, there's something
to be said
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for figuring stuff out
on your own.
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Like Liam over there.
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♪ ♪
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Sometimes it pays
to be an independent thinker.
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But I've always believed
in the old motto
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"United we stand,
divided we fall."
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Ha!
Who's stupid now?
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You totally forgot
the "E" in "sauce."
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I need to get
a picture of this.
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You have a cell phone?
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We can call for help,
you idiot.
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Give it to me!
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And waste my data?
No way!
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[Patrick] See?
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When times get rough,
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nothing works
if you don't stick together.
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♪ ♪
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[Liam] Agh,
what are you doing?
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Give it to me!
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You drilled a smiley face
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in my trigonometry textbook!
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Yeah, I finally
made math fun.
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You're welcome.
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[Terry] You guys just wait.
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This baby's gonna have
all the bells and whistles.
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[bell rings]
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I'm putting in the whistles
tomorrow.
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Oh, I have my whistle
from soccer camp.
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Maybe we could
put it in.
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Sorry, Wyatt.
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But this is a solo project.
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Just like when I sing
both parts
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to "I Got You Babe"
on karaoke night.
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- [dogs barking]
- [sighs]
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Now, I don't want
to oversell this,
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but what you are
about to see
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will blow away
the pyramids of Giza
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and the Honolulu Half-Pipe
at Raging Water Sacramento.
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Terry! Terry! Terry!
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Zip line, zip line,
zip line!
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Without permits,
without permits,
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- without permits.
- Beth. [clears throat]
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Would you do us the honors,
please?
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Uh, yeah, I guess.
I don't...um...
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Hey, wait.
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Are these my good scissors?
I've been looking everywhere...
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Dash, drumroll, please!
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[imitates trumpet fanfare]
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Oh, the trumpet sound
works too.
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Friends, neighbors,
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peoples of Earth,
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may I present to you...
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[imitating echo]
you, you, you, you, you...
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the McKenna family tree house.
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Yes, snip.
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Whoo-hoo!
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[cheers and applause]
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[♪ bright Latin music]
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♪ ♪
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[Tiffany] Terry, Terry!
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♪ ♪
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Oh, what'd I tell you?
The kid's a winner.
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Just took him 40 years
to get over the hump.
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You know, I gotta admit it,
Terry,
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I had my doubts,
but this is spect...
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[snapping sound]
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[gasps]
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[ominous creaking]
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[glass shatters]
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[snapping, crashing]
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What?
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Oh...
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[crashing]
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[all] Oh!
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Beth, how hard
did you cut that ribbon?
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[stammers]
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[Wyatt] This is crazy.
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Yeah, crazy great.
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How many people
do you know
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have a moon roof
in their room?
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Can't be more than a thousand.
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At least the Dangerous Book
is safe.
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Oh, so's my third-grade diary.
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[laughs] I was all over
Tesla stock
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right from
jump street.
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No! No!
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Stay with me, Sunny!
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You're...you're gonna
be okay, right?
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Oh, man,
this is a disaster.
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I know.
I was totally off base
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on my valuation
of Bed Bath & Beyond.
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[Beth] I must have been insane
to let you build
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that ridiculous tree house!
I...
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How many times
can I say I'm sorry?
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- Well...
[Terry] I mean, seriously.
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Pick a number.
10,000.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
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Oh, my God, stop it.
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Sorry.
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That was an apology
for apologizing.
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That doesn't count
against the 10,000.
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[Tiffany] Okay, he messed up.
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But he messed up trying to do
something nice for the kids.
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That's gotta count
for something.
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He could have killed
my children, Tiffany.
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My children.
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Okay, that also counts
for something,
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but how about
we call it even?
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Everything you've done
since you got here
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has been a total disaster,
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and it's just...
enough is enough.
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I need to protect
my family right now.
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Terry, you...
you need to leave this house.
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[♪ somber Western music]
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Or what's left of it.
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Beth, you can't do that.
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I can and I just did.
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Terry, you've gotta go.
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Have you guys ever seen Mom
that mad before?
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No, not even
at the Indians game
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when I tried to get
Corey Kluber's autograph.
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You ran out to the mound in
the middle of the fifth inning.
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His pitch count was up.
I wanted him to sign
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before his arm got too tired.
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At least Mom's letting us
sleep outside in the fresh air.
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The only fresh air I like is
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the Mountain Citrus spray
I blast
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after you use the bathroom.
262
00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:56,030
Aren't you guys worried
about what's happening?
263
00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:58,423
Mom just kicked
Uncle Terry out,
264
00:09:58,510 --> 00:09:59,816
and there's a giant tree
in the middle of our room.
265
00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:01,339
Forget about that stuff, Wyatt.
266
00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:03,515
What you should be worried about
is bear attacks.
267
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,256
There are no bears in Akron.
268
00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:06,736
That's what the Lipinsky family
thought.
269
00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:07,781
Remember them?
270
00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:09,347
Yeah, they moved to Omaha.
271
00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:10,566
That's what the bears
want you to believe.
272
00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:12,524
[Beth] Hey, guys?
273
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,309
Uh...
274
00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:17,138
I think...I think we need
to talk about Uncle Terry.
275
00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:18,618
You know, and I know
that you may not
276
00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,054
understand this
right now,
277
00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,926
but his leaving
is for the best.
278
00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:25,146
Okay?
Protecting you boys...
279
00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:27,627
it is the most important job
I will ever have,
280
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,629
and I do not take it lightly.
281
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,761
Can we at least
say good-bye to him?
282
00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:34,546
Oh, sweetie, um...
283
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,723
he didn't want
to upset you guys any more,
284
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:39,508
so he just left.
285
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:42,642
[♪ somber music]
286
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:45,557
[dog howling]
287
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,863
[Dash] Uncle Terry
was the greatest.
288
00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,648
Remember the time
when he melted
289
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:51,868
all the little jelly beans
into one giant jelly bean?
290
00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,174
That was awesome.
291
00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:54,741
Awesome?
He ate the whole thing
292
00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:56,220
and barfed rainbow-colored vomit
293
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:57,613
all over the back
of the Astrovan.
294
00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,397
Exactly: awesome.
295
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,443
Face it:
Uncle Terry was a wild card.
296
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,010
Mom did what she had to do.
297
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:04,359
Why are you always
such a jerk?
298
00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:06,143
Why are you always
such an idiot?
299
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,492
Guys! Come on.
300
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,799
Like Dad said:
when times get tough,
301
00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:12,019
we've gotta stick together.
302
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:13,629
[leaves rustling]
303
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,283
[♪ eerie pipe music]
304
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,285
Oh, man, it's the bear
that ate the Lipinskys!
305
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:18,982
I thought I made that up.
306
00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:20,418
[all scream]
307
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:21,985
- Hey, dudes.
[Dash] Uncle Terry,
308
00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:24,422
you scared the heck
out of...those two.
309
00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:25,946
You guys gotta help me.
310
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:27,469
I can't make it out there
on my own.
311
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:28,992
Somebody stole my pants,
312
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,559
so I had to steal
someone else's pants.
313
00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:31,952
Long story short,
314
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,518
these are not my pants.
315
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:36,130
You've only been gone
for five hours.
316
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:37,958
Oh, come on, guys,
just help me.
317
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:40,395
I don't wanna
have to leave!
318
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:42,310
I miss you guys.
319
00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,312
Aw, he's so cute.
320
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:46,227
Can we keep him?
Please?
321
00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:47,619
I say we let him stay.
322
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,099
Well, Mom kicked him out
for a reason.
323
00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:53,930
But I guess one night
couldn't hurt.
324
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:56,106
Oh, thank you!
And if a guy named Wild Dave
325
00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:57,629
comes looking
for a pair of khakis,
326
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,240
I was never here.
Move over.
327
00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:00,676
I want the warm spot.
328
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,027
Mm-hmm.
329
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,769
Yeah, no...
yes, no, I'm looking at
330
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:08,945
what you sent over,
but I don't understand.
331
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:12,427
Is it...is it an estimate
or is it a phone number?
332
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,168
No, I don't...I don't want
your phone number.
333
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:16,866
No, I'm t...
[sighs] Never mind.
334
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:19,434
I will have to figure
something else out.
335
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:21,262
[phone beeps]
336
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:24,482
[knocking sound]
337
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:28,486
Uh, you're...
you're doing that all wrong.
338
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:30,097
Excuse me?
339
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:31,881
You're just...you're stacking
the bowls all wrong.
340
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,840
My God, not the bowls!
341
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:36,364
Please, Beth, don't throw me
out of the house too.
342
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:45,895
Have you ever considered
343
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:49,638
you might have some
teensy, tinsy control issues?
344
00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:51,988
Like everything has to be
exactly your way?
345
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,468
Right?
346
00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:54,686
[scoffs]
347
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,471
What, my...my way?
348
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,081
Nothing is my way.
349
00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,823
I can't afford to fix
the hole in my house,
350
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:03,478
my kids are living
like wild animals,
351
00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,828
and I'm barely holding on
to my sanity,
352
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,612
but, ooh, check it out!
353
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:08,831
Lucky me!
354
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,180
If the bowls are stacked
this way,
355
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:12,226
I can fit the salad bowl
in the cupboard!
356
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,097
Ooh!
357
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,667
[scoffs] My way.
358
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,846
[♪ upbeat polka music]
359
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:26,980
♪ ♪
360
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,764
Agh!
361
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,722
- Yuck.
[Liam] Hey!
362
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,115
Get your butt
away from my face.
363
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:34,030
Get your face
away from my butt.
364
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:36,424
You're unbelievable.
Even your dumbness is stupid.
365
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:38,426
[spray can hissing]
366
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,384
You can use that whole can,
but you still stink!
367
00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:41,603
Come on, guys.
368
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:42,952
We're falling apart.
369
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,998
Please don't start fighting
again.
370
00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:45,912
[both] Shut up!
371
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,391
Seriously?
372
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,263
That's what you can agree on?
373
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,526
[♪ soft music]
374
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:52,832
You know what?
I've had enough!
375
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:53,789
As of...
376
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,402
...8:37 a.m. in the morning,
377
00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:00,535
we are officially un-brothers!
378
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,015
And I don't share a tent
with brothers
379
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:04,060
who used to be my brother.
380
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,758
Oh, yeah?
Well, two can play at that game!
381
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,325
You don't even exist to me
anymore.
382
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,892
I'm yelling at no one!
383
00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:13,243
♪ ♪
384
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:16,681
Mm...
smells like mountain citrus.
385
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:22,949
Oh, for God's sake.
386
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,341
Let me help you!
387
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:25,429
Help me how?
388
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,040
By reading a gossip magazine
389
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,476
or forgetting to make dinner
or...
390
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:29,999
I don't know,
maybe you want to
391
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,480
read my horoscope
and tell me that my...
392
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,961
my Neptune's in night-rograde,
hmm?
393
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:36,571
Okay, that's not fair.
394
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:39,879
I'm trying my best.
We all are.
395
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,663
and it's your Mercury
that's in retrograde,
396
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,578
and it explains a whole lot.
397
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,493
Yeah, I stand corrected.
398
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:48,104
You're tremendously helpful.
399
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,367
You know, Beth,
you might feel a little better
400
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:51,542
if you stopped carrying
the weight of the world
401
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,675
on your shoulders.
402
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,764
Well, that's kinda hard,
because the weight of the world
403
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,374
is on my shoulders, Tiffany.
404
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,855
It's all on my shoulders.
405
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,644
[♪ somber guitar music]
406
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:09,865
Oh!
[screams angrily]
407
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,607
Ah!
408
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:14,739
[crying]
409
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,393
Oh, my God.
410
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,395
♪ ♪
411
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:21,746
[cries]
412
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,531
Yeah.
413
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,576
Yeah, I know you're laughing.
414
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:32,583
♪ ♪
415
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,629
[Terry sighs]
416
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:37,153
Can't sleep either, huh?
417
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,155
I know how you feel,
418
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,809
but I'm here for you,
buddy.
419
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,160
I don't know, Uncle Terry.
420
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,684
It's just, I tried to get
everyone to get along
421
00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:50,340
like Dad wanted,
but it's all just a mess.
422
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,560
Everyone's fighting,
we're all in separate tents,
423
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:55,171
and I don't know
what to do about it.
424
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,478
Just help me figure out
what to do.
425
00:15:57,565 --> 00:16:00,568
You're the only person
who will even listen to me.
426
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:03,136
[snores]
427
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,702
Unbelievable.
428
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:07,401
Can't count on anybody.
429
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,272
[♪ polka music]
430
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:10,926
[Dash] Sunny's dead,
and you don't care!
431
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,449
[Liam] It's just
a stupid flower!
432
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,060
[Dash] You're just
a stupid flower!
433
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,018
[Liam] Stop!
434
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:18,281
[grunts] Get off me.
435
00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,501
- Ugh, get off of me, jerk!
[Dash] Come on!
436
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,633
[Liam] Stop!
[Dash] Jerk!
437
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,939
Ton of noise
coming from...
438
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,333
Oh, Dash and Liam,
quit it.
439
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,552
You guys, stop it, seriously!
What is going on?
440
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,337
Cut it out, boys.
Come on, now.
441
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,513
I love wrestling, but only
when it's fully scripted.
442
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,993
Get off me!
443
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:37,126
[bell rings]
Stop, please!
444
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,954
[Terry] Please.
- Terry,
445
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,174
- what are you doing here?
- And whose pants are those?
446
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,089
Wild Dave's, but that is
not important right now.
447
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,873
[Terry] What is important...
- Okay, when I told you
448
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,092
that you needed to get out,
449
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,919
I did not mean
to our backyard!
450
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,965
Terry...
Don't you yell at me!
451
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,488
You guys stop it!
452
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:52,924
[Liam] You stop it right now.
Just stop!
453
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,404
[Dash] Ow!
[Liam] Stop!
454
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,711
I can't take this anymore.
455
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:59,366
I just wish I was alone.
456
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,020
[sighs]
457
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,109
This is more like it.
458
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,936
Peace and quiet.
459
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,808
Nobody yelling,
460
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,071
nobody fighting,
461
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:12,857
just...nobody?
462
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:15,860
[♪ desolate music]
463
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:22,345
♪ ♪
464
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:23,390
Dad?
465
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:24,652
[leaves rustling]
466
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,088
Dad, is that you?
467
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:30,440
♪ ♪
468
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:34,662
[echoing]
Dad, are you here?
469
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,229
I'm all alone.
470
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:43,323
♪ ♪
471
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,765
[Beth] I did not mean
to our backyard!
472
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,158
- Yelling at him...
- I am wrong. I'm so wrong.
473
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:53,550
You were right.
You were right.
474
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:54,943
[Terry] I'm wrong.
[Tiffany] Stop it.
475
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:57,032
You're making
the Astroturf lumpy.
476
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,860
I can't stand to see
you guys this way,
477
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,470
and it's all my fault!
478
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:01,950
Beth, I'm sorry.
479
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:03,473
I should never have come back.
480
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,693
Now, I'm gonna leave now
for good.
481
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,042
It'll be better this way.
482
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:11,655
No, it won't.
483
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,485
Mom.
484
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,449
[sighs]
485
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,190
Terry, wait.
486
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:28,716
[Beth] You don't have to go.
487
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:29,804
What?
488
00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:31,893
It's not your fault.
489
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,329
Okay?
I'm to blame too.
490
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:36,289
I've been stressed
and I've been angry,
491
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:38,421
and I'm...I've just been
taking it out
492
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:41,424
on all of you guys,
and I'm sorry.
493
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:43,383
Okay?
Because I think the...
494
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:47,082
the person I'm really
angry at...isn't here.
495
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,823
[♪ melancholy piano music]
496
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:52,131
And it's not Patrick's fault
that...
497
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,828
that he left,
but I can't help
498
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:55,308
being mad at him
that he did,
499
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:59,486
and I've just felt so...
so alone.
500
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,314
♪ ♪
501
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,272
You're not alone, Mom.
502
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,709
We're here.
503
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,885
And even through
all of the fighting
504
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:09,452
and the problems,
505
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,759
we need to be together,
506
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,456
because nothing
507
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:15,589
is worse than feeling alone.
508
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:19,636
You're right, sweetheart.
509
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,986
I don't want any of you
to feel that way.
510
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:24,424
Okay?
Because we're not alone.
511
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,774
None of us.
512
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:28,471
And you too, Terry.
513
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:33,128
♪ ♪
514
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,434
Come back.
515
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:35,870
Come on.
516
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:39,265
♪ ♪
517
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:40,657
Oh...
518
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:42,833
♪ ♪
519
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,270
You know, now I get it.
520
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,054
Hmm?
521
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,621
I thought you guys
wanted me to
522
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:50,232
take Patrick's place.
523
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:52,147
Instead, you just helped me
to find my own place.
524
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:55,411
Oh, it's just like
the '60s,
525
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,718
but this time,
I remember everything.
526
00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,589
[laughter]
527
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:02,897
I just wish your twin brother
were here to see this.
528
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:05,247
Twins.
529
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,684
Of course!
530
00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:10,252
Jumping jungle stripes!
The Tiger Twins!
531
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:11,732
[imitates jingle, growls]
532
00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:12,820
Yes!
533
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,778
[♪ upbeat music]
534
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:18,652
Okay, that was a really weird
thing to say, even for Terry.
535
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,436
[sighs]
536
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:21,829
I just remembered,
your dad and I
537
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:22,960
saved up all
our favorite treasures
538
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:24,135
from when we were kids
539
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,789
in this old lunch box.
540
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:28,096
[Wyatt] The Tiger Twins?
- Never heard of it.
541
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,576
Oh, it was the best cartoon.
542
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,012
Two tiger brothers
sneak out of the zoo
543
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,927
to fight crime.
It was awesome!
544
00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:34,929
This stuff's gotta be worth
a small fortune!
545
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:38,237
We could sell it
to fix the roof!
546
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:39,847
[Dash] Uh, is that treasure?
547
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:41,196
'Cause it sure looks and...
548
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,590
[sniffs]
...smells like junk.
549
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:48,856
Yeah, it sure seemed special
back when we were kids.
550
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:51,250
- I'm sorry. I...
- It's okay.
551
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,208
We'll figure something else out.
552
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,776
Right? Together.
553
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:58,735
[♪ piano lullaby]
554
00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:05,873
♪ ♪
555
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,446
Welcome back, son.
556
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,230
Dad!
557
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,972
I was worried you might have
been gone forever.
558
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:19,278
Not a chance.
559
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,541
I told you,
560
00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:24,108
I am here for you, always.
561
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:27,111
So how'd it go
with the tree house?
562
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:29,113
Not so great,
but we stuck together,
563
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,985
and we made it through.
564
00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:33,379
I knew you would.
565
00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:34,728
There's gonna be
lots more adventures
566
00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:37,644
in your future:
highs and lows,
567
00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:41,125
plenty of surprises,
568
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:43,693
but I'll be here to help.
569
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:45,304
I know you will.
570
00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:48,132
[♪ optimistic music]
571
00:21:48,219 --> 00:21:54,225
♪ ♪
572
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,053
[Wyatt] Dad, would it be
all right
573
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,142
if I brought you
some soap next time?
574
00:21:58,229 --> 00:21:59,753
[Patrick] That bad, huh?
575
00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:03,365
Mm.
576
00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:04,714
Man, it's good to be back.
577
00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:06,586
May I please have
six more waffles?
578
00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:08,152
Guys, I just Googled it.
579
00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:09,937
The treasure wasn't inside
the lunch box.
580
00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:11,330
It is the lunch box.
581
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:12,679
This baby's a rare collectible.
582
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:13,897
It's worth a ton of money!
583
00:22:13,984 --> 00:22:15,334
Are you kidding me?
584
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:17,031
Go, Uncle Terry!
585
00:22:17,118 --> 00:22:18,902
Attaboy, son!
586
00:22:18,989 --> 00:22:20,643
I told you he was
due for a win.
587
00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:22,253
And you were right.
[doorbell rings]
588
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,125
It looks like you
saved the day, Terry.
589
00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:26,214
I mean, you were one of
the reasons it needed saving,
590
00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:27,476
but you did it.
591
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,565
I've got to say,
even I'm impressed.
592
00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:32,612
Oh, honey, don't cry.
593
00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:35,354
No, no, these are
tears of joy.
594
00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:37,225
I found my Tommy Tiger
action figure
595
00:22:37,312 --> 00:22:39,575
with real fake fur.
[growls]
596
00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:40,881
[laughs]
597
00:22:40,968 --> 00:22:43,231
I thought I'd
lost him forever.
598
00:22:43,318 --> 00:22:45,059
[Beth] You guys are gonna
want to see this.
599
00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:48,018
[♪ upbeat woodwind music]
600
00:22:48,105 --> 00:22:51,544
♪ ♪
601
00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:53,502
It's from your dad.
602
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,723
What?
603
00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:58,159
What do you think it is?
604
00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:02,163
I have no idea.
605
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:05,035
Well, if it's from Patrick,
606
00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:07,037
could be almost anything.
607
00:23:08,212 --> 00:23:11,085
[♪ dramatic music]
608
00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:16,003
♪ ♪
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