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♪ I had a dream ♪

♪ She took my hand ♪

♪ Led me to a wonderland ♪

Help!

♪ She turned to me ♪

♪ Could you believe ♪

♪ Love was all that we had ♪

♪ Hmmm...

I'm so excited you're coming.

Listen, for putting up with my family again,

I want to fly you out business.

Get the British Airways flight.

No, no, I'll just go economy.

Too late! I've already put 800 in your account.

Daniel, that is very generous, thank you.

Get booking. And pack your tiniest bikini.

-I love you. -Love you, bye.

I want to go on holiday!

Could I come?

I'm barely welcome as it is.

Look, I know you don't want my advice...

What, just be myself?

Good God, no, that's a terrible idea.

No, what I was going to say is...

Just go and have fun, hm?

I hate all my clothes.

-Where are you going? -Shopping!

MOVE SO I CAN SIT DOWN.

Shit. Sorry.

THIS

THIS IS THE ONE.

YES

I HOPE HE'S WORTH IT

HE IS.

HE'S WONDERFUL

Hey! Sorry, excuse me.

-You look like a fucking movie star. -Shut up.

Come on, let's get out of here before the paparazzi arrives.

You OK? Are you nervous?

-Yeah, I'm shitting myself. -Don't be.

It's going to be fine.

We're going to have so much fun.

No, I know, I know. Thank you.

I'm so happy you're here!

I can't wait to show you everything.

We'll do trips to the beach, wander around the Old Town.

There's this massive gorge where we can go rock climbing...

No? Or we can do...

-a leisurely wine bar crawl, instead? -Yeah! Sí!

OK.

There's also this amazing chef who comes to the house

and cooks the most insane food.

Fucking hell!

Aaah!

I just want to say again how much I enjoyed your exhibition.

I really thought it was brilliant.

Hm. Well, you seem to be the only one.

I don't know if you've read the reviews, but...

No, I haven't.

People didn't quite connect with the work.

I'm so sorry, that really surprises me.

Yeah, no, it happens.

Your gallery is iconic though, everyone's heard of it.

Do you think you'll do another show there soon?

We're going to take our time for the next one.

There's no rush, right, Laura?

You know what? I'm glad you're here.

I'm really looking forward to getting to know you.

Oh hey, Cherry, I wanted to show you the growing room.

Oh.

-Thank you for doing this. -You didn't really give me the choice.

-Ah! Hola! -There you are!

What took you so long?

Oh, you know Mum, she had to go shopping.

Hey, Dan!

-Hey, Cherry. -Hi.

Thank God you're here.

WHERE IS CARLOTA?

-WHERE IS MY MIMOSA? -HERE!

Here it is!

-Oh, much as gracias! -You're very welcome.

You didn't tell me they were coming.

I thought I did. They come every year.

Cherry, darling, we worked out

that you were on the same flight as Brigitte and me!

-No way! -Yeah. You flew business too, right?

Wait, that's weird we didn't see you.

Oh, sí, same room. Gracias, chica.

Wait, you still share the same room when you're here? You weirdos!

Ugh, I don't have any choice in the matter, do I?

-She's so codependent. -I don't like to sleep alone.

Why do you think I settle for so many mediocre men?

Do you remember back in the day

when Brigitte used to corridor creep into Daniel's room?

I know, she thought she got away with it!

Sorry, Cherry. Sloppy seconds.

There was a considerable lack of options back then, so.

Oh! You got lucky!

It was all downhill for you from there.

Right!

Who fancies a game of tennis?

-Yeah, let's go. -It's on!

Oh, I forgot my hair-tie.

You go ahead, I'll go and grab it.

Oh no, I can just... tuck it in...

No... Daniel, fuck off. Go.

Sorry, I got really lost.

Which way is it to the tennis courts?

Gracias.

God...

you're going to do yourself a mischief.

When did you grow chest hair?

I feel like you did not have that last summer.

-Definitely didn't have that... -I could ask you the same question.

Right, Cherry, it's me and you versus Mum and Brigitte.

Go easy on me, I've barely ever played before.

Wasn't tennis mandatory at St Florian's, darling?

Come on Brig!

Mandatory tennis?

-I swear it is. -Really?

Warm up?

Ooh! Almost!

Brig?

-Fuck. -Oh!

You actually almost hit that one.

Stand a little further forward, it'll be easier.

OK, this is painful. Why don't we play a game?

Yeah?

Woah!

Mine, mine, mine!

Hoo hoo hoo!

You fucker! I'm coming for you.

I'm wide open.

Bring it on, baby.

Oh!

You are an absolute demon, Brigitte.

-That's why I always have her on my team. -Can you stop arse-licking?

Turn and face, mother.

Oh my God! Brigitte are you OK?

-Sweetheart! -Oh my God, I'm so sorry, Brigitte!

THAT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT... NO, NO IT DID NOT

Catch your breath.

I DON'T TRUST THIS ONE.

AND YOU KNOW MY GUT IS NEVER WRONG.

-Are you OK? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

I'm so sorry. It was a really bad shot.

-That was an accident, Daniel. -Obviously, it was an accident.

She'll be fine, she's just a bit winded.

What is going on with you?

Why didn't you tell me about you and Brigitte?

I don't know... You never asked.

We've never had that conversation.

Daniel... come on, that was incredibly embarrassing,

finding out like that in front of everyone.

Sorry, I didn't even think about it. It was...

It was so long ago.

Honestly, she's like the closest thing I have to a sister.

Well that's fucking weird.

And you were really annoying out there on the tennis court.

I know.

I'm sorry.

I can get a bit...

competitive.

Yeah, well, it was a massive ick.

Yeah?

Well maybe I find your lack of hand-eye co-ordination a massive ick.

No! Stop, stop!

Ow, the nipples!

Can we just get out of here for a bit?

Well, that depends... Can you ride a bike?

Yes I can ride a bike, you fucking prick.

OK, sorry, I wasn't sure if you had some sort of condition or something.

I'll go get us some beers.

In your face!

Get that arse away!

OK, just up there.

Sorry if I was weird earlier.

-I'm just worried that I'm not... -Not what?

That I don't fit in, you know? That I'm not good enough.

That I don't know how to play tennis.

Or ride a horse. Or ski.

Who cares?

Listen, I love you for you.

You don't have to pretend to be anyone else.

OK?

Look, I don't want there to be any secrets between us, so...

I made a list of all my previous...

conquests?

If you like, we can go through it,

or we can leave it and...

No, this is great. No, no, no.

We'll do you first and then we'll do me.

Great, can't wait.

OK, so, Brigitte... Brigitte was your first?

Your virginity, fuck's sake!

OK, um...

Second was Fenella.

-Fenella? -Fuck you.

-Fenella. -Fuck you.

Wait, who was Mrs Thomas?

My... clarinet teacher.

You played the clarinet?

That is hardly the most interesting part of that story.

Oh my God.

If you're going to laugh, then I'll have to take it away from you.

No, no, no, please, I'll be good!

We should probably head back. They'll be wondering where we are.

Just a bit longer? This is so nice.

Stop showing off!

Woah!

Cherry, watch this!

You numpty!

That is so mean!

-There you are! -Where have you been?!

I've been calling you for hours.

-We've been so worried. -Sorry, my... my phone died.

We were at the waterfall and we just...

we just lost track of time.

-What? Why is that so... -Daniel!

I told you Alphonse was coming tonight.

He cooked all your favourites and you both missed the whole thing.

Shit, I totally forgot that was tonight.

It's just really rude, you guys.

Sorry, Mum. Sorry, that's totally my bad.

Brigitte, how are you?

-I'm so sorry again. -Oh, no, I'm absolutely fine.

Oh my God. Let me see that, that's terrible.

-What happened? -I just had a little fall on the bike,

I'm fine.

-Daniel! -Mum. Mum!

Mum, mum! Honestly, I'm good, I'm fine.

It could get infected, honey.

Foot massage?

What do I get?

-Words of affirmation? -No, thanks.

-Shag? -No, thanks.

Three finger frig?

Please!

-Yay! -Fuck's sake.

Ah! Careful.

Oooh, I'm sorry,

is that your boo-boo from yesterday?

-Did Mummy not kiss it better? -All right, fuck off.

Come on, admit it, it was a bit...

It was a bit creepy.

I wouldn't call it "creepy".

She just likes taking care of people.

Most would say that's a positive quality.

I'm gonna, I'm gonna go for a run.

Daniel...

Oh, hey.

Come in.

Wow.

It's such a beautiful room.

I hate it. I'd take everything out if I could.

Daniel never talks about her.

Yeah, well, it's hard to grieve for someone you've never met.

Which is a good thing,

there's enough grief in this house as it is.

You always seem to be holding it together so well.

How are you, really?

Nobody's asked me that in such a long time.

I suppose, as the man...

it's strange because I've been made to feel a bit like...

Like your pain is less than the mother's?

Yeah.

That's exactly right.

That must be so difficult.

She looks the most like you.

That's what I always thought.

Come and have breakfast with me.

You know, Cherry, I've been thinking.

I want to put you in touch with my business partner, Max.

Big property guy.

He wants to move into affordable housing,

and I think he could really use someone like you on his team.

Actually, I might have his card on me. Oh, yeah.

-Are you joking? -Give him a call.

That is so kind of you. Thank you so much.

Oh, don't be silly, you're part of the family now.

You know, I don't think I've ever seen Daniel so happy.

Why are the doors to Rose's room open?

Oh, Cherry and I were just in there.

You know I don't like anybody going in there.

Well, surely I'm allowed in.

Do you know where Daniel is?

No. I mean, he's gone for a run, but...

When he gets back, will you tell him I need to speak with him?

Yeah.

-Hey, where are you? -I'm in our room.

Come out to the balcony.

Fuck me, you are so hot.

Come here.

No.

No, you come here.

Jesus!

Mum! What are you doing?

What the fuck!

-I am so sorry. -Horrific!

Thank you for that, you corrupting little siren.

Anyway, under the rug with that memory.

You're all wet.

Can we spend the rest of the morning just us?

Actually... we're all going on a yacht for the day.

A yacht?

Oh, I'm terribly sorry I'm dragging you on a ghastly yacht,

how ever will you manage?

-You OK? -No, it's just...

Why do you have to spend all your time together?

Can't they give you some space?

You're 27 and you're on holiday with your girlfriend.

No, my girlfriend is on holiday with my family.

We can't just do what we like.

Trust me, boats are fun, OK?

I'm going to take a shower.

Can you please do my back, Daniel?

This is the life, eh chaps?

Howard, how come you don't have one of these contraptions?

Because you haemorrhage cash all year round.

They're also so bad for the environment.

Since when do you give a shit about the environment, Brigitte?

Ah, you found your bracelet.

I know, it's so crazy.

I thought I'd lost it in London,

but I must have left it here.

I'm just going to go and look at the horizon.

Cherry, I'm going to go and get the boards ready.

Yeah.

Gorge! Gorge.

Stop!

Stop trying to knock me off!

You're pretty sea-sick, aren't you?

Yeah, I must be. I've not really spent much time on boats.

Can I get you anything else?

-Cherry, are you coming? -No, I'm OK.

They really do look good together, don't they?

It's such a shame it didn't work out with them.

There's still hope, I suppose.

Oooh, is that a Hunza G? Is it new?

Uh, yeah, but I've had it a while.

Do you know, they're terribly expensive.

Come on, Cherry!

You have to be in pretty strong shape

to get on one of those things.

It's harder than it looks.

Good God, darling, are you all right?

Yeah, I'm just a bit sea-sick, but I'll be fine.

You look awful.

Why don't you come up and sit with us?

Uh, no, it's OK. I'll see you in a bit.

Last to the shore gets a round of sangrias!

Wait! Daniel!

Are you hiding a wallet in that bikini?

Fucking prick.

Help! Help!

♪ It's my house and I live here ♪

♪ There's a welcome mat at the door...

What's Dad doing? He should be up here.

Dad, come on.

Come on!

Get involved.

Enjoy yourself, go dance with that beautiful woman!

Smile!

Right, guys, I'm going to go and pick up Cherry.

I'll see you later.

You're going to play nicely, aren't you?

I haven't decided.

Laura!

I don't know, Howard.

She punched someone!

I've never punched anyone, have you?

And she did it... like it was nothing.

Well, maybe the guy deserved it.

Look... We don't know the situation.

We should give her the benefit of the doubt.

Daniel's really looking forward to this holiday.

We should make a real effort to make it work.

Fine.

Look, she's probably really nervous.

Shit!

Ah! Another bad review.

Don't read them.

I knew Riven wasn't right. I should go with my gut.

Have there been any more sales?

I don't know, I've been so out of the loop.

You should check in.

No, you know what? Forget about it.

This was a blip, the next one will be better.

Now relax and enjoy.

♪ You say you wanna move in with me...

So, how's it all going?

It looks like it's happy families.

-When did she arrive? -This morning.

Daniel flew her business class.

-This morning? -Mm-hm.

Yeah.

What?

Well, there was only one flight offering business class today,

and that was the BA one that Brigitte and I got.

-Are you sure? -Positive.

And she was not on it, darling.

There's no way that we wouldn't have seen her.

What...

Do you think maybe she pocketed the rest of the money

that Daniel sent her?

Do you want me to do a little bit of digging?

Yes, could you?

Listen, I'm on strict instructions from Howard

to be on my best behaviour with her.

Let's just see if we can't push her buttons a little.

OK, but...

be subtle.

Subtlety is my middle name.

Oh, Cherry, darling,

we worked out that you were on the same flight as Brigitte and me.

Wait, that's so weird, how come we didn't bump into you?

I get really travel sick.

Eye-mask and headphones go on as soon as I'm on the plane.

-Right, I'm coming for you now. -Let's go, see what you've got.

I'm being nice to you, I feel like you've got a bit of a handicap.

-Are you OK? -Eso no fue sin querer!

-Brig, you OK? -Just take a breath, darling!

Ah! Alphonse's here!

-Alphonse, darling. -Mum, calm down!

-It's so good to see you again. -Alphonse!

-Hola. -Hola, Alphonse.

It's so good to see you! Daniel is so excited.

I just wanted to make sure that you got the reminder about the Crema Catalana?

-'Cause you know it's his favourite. -Laura, what do you take me for?

I never forget the pretty boy's favourite.

Eight sharp? Don't make me serve it cold, please.

Never. Of course not.

You mean I never told you you were adopted?

Shut up!

-I thought I had... -Oh, there you are!

Oh, shit.

Sorry, Mum, I totally forgot that was tonight.

-Oh, it's my favourite. -My God.

Daniel, you're bleeding! What happened?

It's... it's just... I just hurt myself. Fell off the bike. I'm fine!

Honestly, Laura, stop fussing, it's just a graze, come on.

I mean, the man's about to be a trauma surgeon.

This looks delicious.

♪ Hey, you ♪

♪ You're losing, you're losing, you're losing ♪

♪ You're losing your vitamin C ♪

♪ Hey, you ♪

♪ You're losing, you're losing, you're losing ♪

♪ You're losing your vitamin C ♪

♪ Your vitamin C...

Does Laura make you feel as if she's the only one grieving in the family?

Yes, I suppose she does.

I'm so sorry, that's so unfair.

That must be so difficult for you.

Jesus, Mum! What are you doing?

Mum! What are you doing?

So sorry. I'm sorry.

Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

Help!

Help!

-My God, are you all right? -Please don't tell anyone I can't swim.

I'm so embarrassed.

I won't.

Guess you're ready to get off this boat then?

Yes please.

Thank you for taking care of me.

Oh, of course.

And listen, I'm so sorry about Daniel.

I raised that boy better than that.

-Let's get a glass of wine. -Yeah.

Hola!

I need to tell you something.

I wasn't on that BA flight.

I took a cheaper one and I spent the rest of the money on clothes.

I was really nervous and I wanted to look the part.

Listen, let's make a pact, OK?

No more lies.

-OK? -Yeah. Yeah!

We got off on the wrong foot.

And I know sometimes I can be a little over-protective of Daniel.

Sometimes.

-It's because I love him so much. -I know.

Me too.

HELLO

DO YOU HAVE RABBIT?

YES, VERY GOOD ONES.

Ah, OK.

TWO PLEASE.

DO YOU LIKE THESE?

MAY I SMELL IT?

OF COURSE

THIS IS OFF.

NO NO SENORITA, THE MEAT IS HUNG NOT OFF.

I KNOW WHAT 'HUNG' MEAT SMELLS LIKE.

SHOW ME THE INSIDE.

See, the inside of it's green, like old bacon.

GIVE US ANOTHER PLEASE.

Sí, perfecto, gracias.

That was incredible, how did you know all that?

My mum's a butcher.

Aha!

Wow.

And you speak Spanish?

Yeah, I spent a few summers in the Canary Islands

selling timeshares, so I picked up quite a bit.

-Then you understood... -You and Carlota slagging me off, yeah.

-I'm so sorry, Cherry. -It's OK, it's fine.

But I promise I would never do anything like that on purpose.

That's the last time I pick up a tennis racket,

I'm a danger to everyone.

Oooh, look at this one!

That's really nice.

-Cute, right? -Yeah.

-Come try it on. -Laura!

Ah, it's beautiful on you.

You have to have this, it's my treat.

-Laura... -No, I insist.

Laura, that's very generous...

Oh, they have my perfume. Daniel loves this one.

Oh!

And one of these too, please.

€525 PLEASE.

Thank you so much, Laura.

My pleasure.

I've always wanted a daughter I could shop for.

♪ Better watch your step ♪

♪ She's going to break your heart in two ♪

♪ It's true ♪

♪ It's not hard to realise ♪

♪ Just look into her false coloured eyes ♪

♪ She'll build you up to just put you down ♪

♪ What a clown ♪

♪ 'Cause everybody knows...

Can I, uh, ask you a question?

Who was that man that I saw you punch outside your work?

You saw that?

That is this horrible ex of a colleague of mine.

He's been coming around and harassing her.

I know I shouldn't have hit him.

I've never hit anyone before. I'm really not a violent person.

Can I have a little bit more as well, please?

Yeah.

There you both are!

I brought reinforcements.

You guys OK?

Daniel, I can't believe you just left her like that.

Oh, shit. Cherry, I'm, I'm so sorry.

I mean, seriously.

You get so weirdly competitive,

and then you become all selfish and completely unaware of anyone else.

I agree.

Listen, she is your guest.

You should not make her feel left out.

You are totally right. I am an arse.

I'll, I'll... try and do better.

-I love you. -I love you.

OK, you can go now!

Have fun!

You guys really are in love, aren't you?

Mm-hmm.

Oooh, that feeling!

I haven't felt that in such a long time.

Since you met Howard?

Oh, there was someone else?

-There was. -Who was he?

She.

Does that surprise you?

Yeah! You seem very straight.

We met at art school.

It was actually, it was after Rose died.

And Howard and I were struggling and...

she really... she got me through it.

And she was somebody I could be completely myself with.

I mean, I was going to spend my life with her.

And then I found out I was pregnant, and that was that.

So I chose my family.

Oh God, I shouldn't even be talking about her.

Because Howard's still very sensitive about it.

And he doesn't know the half of it.

Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.

And here I thought you threw my cat out the window.

What are you talking about?

I love you.

Morning.

-Good morning! -How are you?

I had so much fun with you last night.

-Me too. -Morning, piss head.

Oh! Don't you dare talk to your mum like that.

What's the plan for the day?

I've booked a wine tasting tour at that local vineyard.

Not sure I can stomach any more wine today.

Well, if you and Cherry want to hang back,

you can have the house all to yourselves.

That would be really nice actually, are you sure?

Yeah, absolutely. The rest of us, we leave in 20 minutes.

-I'm ready. -Darling, get dressed,

we're going wine tasting.

-But I don't want to. -Tough tits.

-OK, I won't be long. -I'll make lunch.

Wow!

That's pretty amazing.

I genuinely don't think I can drink right now.

You've got to start with the red and then go on to the white.

-Possibly the rosé. -Start with the red?

-That's so strong. -You will feel better, darling.

Oh, this view!

Look at it.

Stunning. Brigitte, look at the view, for goodness sake.

Oh my God!

Can you fucking believe this?

Watch, it's Millie and Nicholas's wedding.

What are you guys looking at?

Someone pulled the most insane prank at Millie's wedding.

The bride and groom, Nicholas and Millie!

Apparently, they say it was the groom's ex-girlfriend that did it.

What a psycho.

♪ Move bitch, get out the way ♪

♪ If you plan on heavy steppin', girl, you better chassé...

So you can swim.

This is your ex-boyfriend, isn't it?

The man you punched, isn't it?

♪ Get the fuck out my way...

You know I'm going to have to tell Daniel everything.

About all of it.

I thought we were keeping secrets?

Is that a threat?

I want you to stay away from my son.

Ah, my two favourite ladies!

Did you forget something, Mum?

Or did you just miss Cherry?

♪ Get the fuck out my home ♪

♪ Get the fuck out my way, bitch ♪