All language subtitles for The Donald Trump Show s01e01

Next week, President Trump is coming to
Britain.

The events you are about to see have all
actually happened since he returned to

power.

These days, politicians can't wait to go
on podcasts to chew the fat.

Today's guest is the Vice President of
the United States of America. If the

Secret Service has to hit me...

But J .D. Vance looked a little taken
aback when some breaking news came his

live on air.

I got to ask you. We have you here.

Elon just hit the airwaves today. Bring
it up, dude.

Oh, man. Time to drop the really big
bomb, right? And I thought this was

to be on Iran. I haven't even seen it.

Right? I haven't even seen this one. But
he goes, Donald Trump is in the Epstein

files. This is the real reason they have
not been made public. Have a nice day.

Nice signature from a South African DJT.

Man.

The shit missile is in the cannon.

Okay.

Wow.

Donald J. Trump is back in the White
House.

But this time he's doing it his way.

Conducting his presidency entirely in
front of the TV cameras.

As he plays the starring role in the
greatest political soap opera in

It's the first TV show that affects all
our lives.

And the whole world is watching.

This is going to be great television, I
will say that.

Well, I wouldn't have used the phrase
shit cannon myself, but it's a pretty

description.

Now, to really understand this story,
you have to go back to a hot July

afternoon in Butler, Pennsylvania.

You guys have access to that truck that
I love so much.

You don't mind if I go off teleprompter,
do you?

Because these teleprompters are so damn
boring, I try and explain them.

Oh, wow.

You guys are doing it. They're getting
better with time.

My guys, take a look at that chart.

Take a look at the arrow on the bottom.
See the big red arrow?

Take a look at what happened.

Let

me

get my shoes.

Hold on to your head.

So we're going to move to the front.

It didn't take long for some folks to
conclude that there were some dark

at work that day.

These Democrats, they call us violent.

Hopefully he survives.

But I'm telling you what, he's the best
president we ever had, and you want to

take him out.

I've seen fucking Trump bleeding.

He had blood by his ear.

Motherfuckers.

This is a day that will go down in
infamy. A day that will go down in

This is the shot heard around the world.

All right? This was not a lone shooter.
This is JFK. It wasn't a lone shooter.

All right?

Do your homework.

What's my reaction?

It's Barack Obama.

It's Barack Obama.

That's my reaction.

That's the only way they're going to
stop Trump from being president is to

fucking murder him. I'm sorry for my
language.

I'm sorry.

It wasn't just the people of Butler that
were moved

by what they saw.

Millions were watching the assassination
attempt at home.

And one of them just so happened to be
the richest man in the world.

assassination attempt was an incredible
thing. Part of the reason why I was

excited to endorse you as the president
of the United States, your actions were

inspiring.

I mean, what was it like for you?

Not pleasant.

I didn't know I had that much blood. The
doctors later told me that the ear is a

place that is a very bloody place.

Getting shot in the head ain't usually a
good news story.

But for Donald, it was just about the
luckiest thing that ever happened to

Elon spends $288 million

on Donald's campaign.

Folks sure thought they made an unlikely
couple.

Elon, an autistic genius.

He thinks his Asperger's could be part
of the reason he's obsessed with the

truth and discovering how the world
works.

Oh, and he uses ketamine every now and
again for medical purposes.

Take over, Elon. Yes, take over.

We had one president who couldn't climb
a flight of stairs and another who was

fist pumping after getting shot.

Fight, fight, fight.

Blood coming down the face.

And Donald?

He's a teetotaler.

Likes to play fast and loose with the
facts and ain't too big on detail.

Despite their differences, the two of
them become real close, real quick.

Together, they promise to drain the
swamp of Washington, D .C.

Donald gladly commits to releasing
thousands of classified documents.

But in one case, he seems a little less
enthusiastic.

Would you declassify the 9 -11 file?

Yeah.

Would you declassify JFK files? Yeah.
Would you declassify the Epstein files?

Yeah. Yeah, I would. All right. I guess
I would. I think that less so because,

you know, you don't want to affect
people's lives if it's phony stuff in

because it's a lot of phony stuff with
that whole world.

And would you believe it?

Before you can say Jack Robinson, Donald
J. Trump is back in the White House.

victory feels like yeah and I just want
to say thank you for

making it happen thank you

of

course it did leave some folks wondering
what Elon

might get in return for his investment

Father, we thank you for this awesome
privilege, Father, to be in your

Thank you, God, for President Trump,
Father, for appointing us.

Father God, thank you for anointing us
to do this job.

Father, we pray you will give the
president, the vice president, wisdom.

Father God, as they leave, Father, I
pray for all of my colleagues that are

around the table and in this room.

Lord God, we pray that we would lead
with a righteous clarity.

In Jesus' name, amen.

Amen.

Scott, that was a very good job you did.

You've done that before, haven't you?

Donald has assembled his cabinet.

There's Pete Hayseff.

Before the election, he was a Fox News
presenter, now Defense Secretary.

And this guy.

That's RFK Jr.

nephew of President John F. Kennedy.

He's in charge of health.

And this is Howard Lutnick, Donald's
commerce guy.

He's a multi -billionaire who owns some
prime real estate.

In fact, he used to live next door to
convicted child sex offender Jeffrey

Epstein.

But Donald doesn't invite one of them to
speak first at the meeting.

That honor goes to the head of DOGE, the
newly created Department

of Government Efficiency.

So I'm going to ask if it's possible to
have Elon get up first and talk about

DOGE. So I'd like to have Elon please
say a few words. Go ahead, Elon.

Thank you, Mr. President.

President Trump has put together, I
think, the best cabinet ever.

I don't think that such a talented team
has actually ever been assembled.

With Donald's blessing, Elon announces
that he's on a personal mission to save

America from financial Armageddon.

We simply cannot sustain as a country a
$2 trillion deficit.

The interest rates, just the interest on
the national debt, now exceeds the

Defense Department's spending.

We spend a lot on the Defense
Department.

But we're spending over a trillion
dollars on interest.

If this continues, the country will
become de facto bankrupt.

It's not an optional thing. It is an
essential thing.

I'm confident at this point, knock on
wood, knock on my wooden head, there

goes a lot of wood up there, that we can
actually find a trillion dollars in

savings. It requires saving $4 billion
per day, every day.

from now through the end of September.

But we can do it and we will do it.

Thank you. I just wanted to ask you that
President Trump put out a truth social

today saying that everybody in the
cabinet was happy with you. I just

if you had heard otherwise and if you
had heard anything about members of the

cabinet who weren't happy with the way
things were going.

We have

a

lot of respect for Elon and that he's
doing this. And some disagree a little

bit, but I will tell you, for the most
part, I think everyone's not only happy,

they're thrilled.

But not everyone was as happy or as
thrilled as Donald made out.

We pledge that you will not fire federal
employees who work on food safety.

There are 91 ,000 employees.

That's a simple yes or no. I'm going to
take that as a no. I take that as a no.

While Donald sneaked his new buddy Elon
in through the back door, the other

cabinet appointees had to go 12 rounds
in the Senate.

The truth, the whole truth, and nothing
but the truth, so help you God.

Pam Bondi is Donald's pick to be the
head of American justice.

What would you do if your career DOJ
prosecutors came to you with a case to

prosecute, but the White House directs
you to drop the case?

Senator, if I thought that would happen,
I would not be sitting here today.

That will not happen.

She's there to advise the president on
the most serious legal matters facing

nation.

And there's one legal matter that folks
are mighty interested in.

The DOJ may be releasing the list of
Jeffrey Epstein's clients.

Will that really happen?

It's sitting on my desk right now to
review.

Even the guy on Fox News seems kind of
skeptical and keen to know what's in

those files.

So have you seen anything? You said, oh,
my gosh.

Not yet.

OK, well, we'll check back with you.

Donald and Elon head to the CPAC
conference, the biggest right -wing

the world.

Nigel Farage seems right at home here as
he whips up the crowd.

I think there's a figure in American
public life now that is, well, I think

a hero.

Elon Musk!

Backstage, Elon bumps into an old
friend.

No!

Hi, my friend!

How you doing? Good, how's it going?
This guy is the president of Argentina,

nicknamed El Loco.

And he's got a gift for Elon.

Well, that's cool.

Elon sure seems excited to be starting
his new job.

Thank you.

Thank you.

This is the chainsaw for bureaucracy.

Elon wastes no time assembling his team.

And they're young.

Very young.

It's young men.

All of our reporting indicates they are
between the ages of 19 and 24. They are

either recent high school or recent
college graduates, high school graduates

at least one case.

They might look like the high school
chess club, but they're a crack team of

young tech hotshots here to root out
government fraud, including 19 -year

Edward Corsi and eager Elon Acolyte,
better known by his LinkedIn handle, Big

Balls.

Why do they call you Big Pulse?

I just said it as my LinkedIn username.

Okay.

Well, people on LinkedIn take
themselves, like, super seriously.

So I just, I said it, and honestly, I
didn't even think anyone would notice.

Elon and his tech bros start to wage war
on government

spending.

They fire off an email to millions of
federal employees telling them to name

five useful things they did at work in
the last week.

If they don't reply, it's adios.

Workers at the U .S. Agency for
International Development were given

slots to clean out their desks at the
agency's headquarters in the Reagan

Building in Washington today.

And overseas, Elon and the boys stop
money being sent to USAID that provides

and disaster relief across the world.

Appealing for Washington to roll back
the new cuts, the WFP says the move

amount to a death sentence for millions.

If Elon was bothered by folks telling
him that African children were going

without food and life -saving
medication, he wasn't showing it.

Thank you very much. Please.

Thank you very much.

Before we begin, I want to provide a
brief report on the unprecedented

our country has been witnessing in
recent weeks.

We are merely looking at parts of the
big bureaucracy where there has been

tremendous waste and fraud and abuse.

In that process, we identified and
stopped.

$50 million being sent to Gaza to buy
condoms for Hamas.

$50 million.

And you know what's happened to them?
They've used them as a method of making

bombs. How about that?

We stopped an attempt to make an illicit
payment for illegal alien resettlement.

We also... Right from the start.

Donald was delighted by Doge's early
successes.

We also blocked $45 million for
diversity scholarships in Burma. 45,

lot of money for diversity scholarships
in Burma.

You can imagine where that money went.

While Donald continues on the attack,
Pam Bondi starts playing defense on

why the classified Epstein files have
still not been released.

James Palmer said yesterday that all the
Epstein files are leaking.

Can you confirm that?

We still haven't heard from you.

No, no, the FBI, yeah, the FBI, they're
reviewing, there are tens of thousands

of videos of Epstein with children or
child porn.

And there are hundreds of victims.

And no one victim will ever get
released. It's just the volume, and

they're going through right now. I've
really got to go. Thank you.

Elon's stock's riding high.

No one else gets the memo, but he's
decided it's bring your kid to work day.

He's turned up with his mini -me, four
-year -old son, X.

Hello, everyone.

Hello, everyone.

Nice to meet you.

Come here often?

X, are you okay?

This is X, and he's a great guy, high
IQ.

He's a high IQ individual.

I just got this cool thing he's got.

You're detractors, Mr. Moss. What?

Including a lot of Democrats.

I have detractors? You do, sir. I don't
believe it. Say that you're

orchestrating a hostile takeover of
government and doing it in a non

-transparent way.

What's your response to that criticism?

Well, first of all, you couldn't ask for
a stronger mandate from the public.

But a backlash towards Doge's methods is
growing, with some folks questioning

the truth of Donald and Elon's claims.

That's an example of the fraud that you
have cited.

Well, $50 million of condoms were sent
to Gaza.

But after fact -checked this, apparently
Gaza in Mozambique, and the program was

to protect them against HIV.

Well, first of all, some of the things
that I say will be incorrect and should

be corrected. So nobody's going to bat a
thousand.

Elon and X look like they're feeling
right at home in the Oval Office.

As Elon is forced to defend the work of
Doge, X begins to entertain himself by

picking boogers and telling the
President of the United States to shut

mouth.

That's a fantastic scenario for the
average American.

I mean, imagine they go down the grocery
aisle and the prices from one ear to

the next are the same.

Their mortgage, all their debt payments
dropped.

Okay, thank you.

While the press corps might find it
funny, Donald doesn't seem too

impressed with X's performance.

Maybe he's thinking that allowing a four
-year -old into the Oval Office is a

little like being pals with Jeffrey
Epstein.

Not advisable.

Elon's methods are really beginning to
get folks riled.

Political protests have been on the
rise.

Shares in Tesla have begun to go south.

He's losing billions of dollars, and his
beloved cars are being vandalized and

set on fire.

With all the heat Elon's been getting
lately, Donald does his friend a solid.

Hello, President Trump. Are you looking
to buy or lease today?

I'm going to buy.

And I'm going to buy because, number
one, it's a great product, as good as it

gets. What is this one, Elon?

That's the Model Y.

That's the Model Y. So I have a lot of
information to put into price. Yes. I

want to make a good deal here.

And aside from that, I happen to love
the product.

What's your best of these cars? What do
you think? Well, the car that I drive is

the Model S.

Which is that one? It's that red one in
the middle. I like that. Yeah.

It's zero to 60 miles an hour in two
seconds.

Whoa. Should I get in? Get in.

Okay. Yeah. They gave me notes. I said,
I'm not Biden. I don't need notes.

Wow.

That's beautiful.

This is a different panel than I've had.
Everything's computer.

This man is a great patriot and you
should cherish him.

You should cherish it. You know, I have
a little statement. We have to take care

of our high IQ people because we don't
have too many of them.

Thank you all very much.

I love Tesla.

The one I like is that one. Thank you,
everybody.

Good looking guy.

Thank you.

It's the latest and most unusual example
of how the Republican president is

backing his most powerful advisor.

Trump calls Musk a truly great American.

The car company is facing sagging sales
and plunging... Now, I don't know whose

idea it was for the president of the
United States to sell Teslas on the

House lawn, but it sure had some folks
wondering who's really in charge around

here. Nobody elected Elon Musk to be
president, but he has his grimy hands

over our administration.

From the moment Donald hired him, folks
wondered how Elon would cope in the

white heat of government.

Mr. Musk, how's power feeling, sir?

How's power feeling, Mr. Musk?

speculation is rife on a power struggle
at the White House.

At the end of this interview, I want
people to know the relationship and know

more about you.

Donald and Elon decide to put the rumors
to bed in a friendly show of unity and

choose their buddies at Fox News to help
them out.

You have to be keenly aware that the
media...

They want a divorce.

They want you two to start hating each
other.

And they try, oh, President Elon Musk,
for example.

You do know that they're doing that to
you. Oh, I see it all the time. You

they said, we have breaking news. Donald
Trump has ceded control of the

presidency to Elon Musk.

President Musk will be attending a
cabinet meeting tonight at 8 o 'clock.

And I say, it's just so obvious. But you
know what I have learned, Elon? The

people are smart. They get it.

Yeah, they do, actually. They get it.
They really see what's happening. Yes.

If they were in some kind of power
struggle, it sure didn't look like it.

In fact, Elon looks somewhat emotional
when talking about Donald.

I think President Trump is a good man,
and he's, you know... That's the way he

said that, you know? It's something nice
about him. It really is.

You know, because... And at this point,
I spent a lot of time with the

president. And not once have I seen him
do something that was mean or cruel or

wrong.

If there was ever any doubt about who's
in charge, Donald is about to flex his

presidential muscles.

President Trump's so -called one big
beautiful bill.

His next move is a major one.

It's going to be a period of time, the
likes of which I don't think this

has ever experienced before.

The golden age of America is upon us. We
are in the golden age.

Donald has a vision.

He calls it his one big beautiful bill.

Weeping tax provisions in that big bill
come with big costs.

$4 .9 trillion so far.

It's a huge sprawling tax cut and big
spending master plan.

Only problem being, it could undo all of
Elon's hard work.

It's a massive spending bill that both
boosts the federal deficit and

Doge's work.

It sets the two friends on a collision
course.

Trump and Musk are two of the most
powerful figures in the Republican Party

right now.

If these two people are at odds with
each other, this could be an enormous

distraction for the Republicans.

Next time he's in front of the cameras,
Elon's emotions get the better of him.

I mean, I agree with much of what the
administration does, but we have

differences of opinion.

You know, there's things that I don't
entirely agree with. I actually thought

that when this big, beautiful bill came
along. I mean, like, everything he's

done on Doge gets wiped out in the first
year.

I think a bill can be big or it can be
beautiful.

But I don't know if it can be both.

My personal opinion.

Mr. President, Elon Musk in a television
interview criticized the one big,

beautiful bill.

What's your reaction to that?

It's the first time that Elon has
publicly broken ranks with Donald.

And it might be one of those big old
coincidences.

But the very next day, there are rumors
in the newspapers that Elon has been

taking not just the ketamine, but other
drugs like magic mushrooms and ecstasy.

since he and Donald got together.

Some of the commentary and questions
that have been asked about your son's

drug... Oh, no, no, that's nonsense.

That's absolute nonsense.

You've never known him to... No, no, no.

No, he can't even take a... He's not
even a drinker, let alone drug taker.

Does he need a holiday?

He needs a holiday, yes, for sure.

Hello, everybody.

How are you? Wow, a packed room today.

Last night, Elon Musk announced his
departure as an official special

employee from the Trump administration.
We thank him for his service. We thank

him for getting Doge off of the ground,
and the effort to cut waste, fraud, and

abuse will continue.

I'm going in.

You're going in? Yeah.

Okay.

Elon arrives at his White House
farewell, looking a little worse for

sporting a black eye.

Well, thank you very much, everybody,
for being here. And it's an honor to be

with Elon, who's my friend, and he's
done a fantastic job.

Incredible service. Nobody liked him.
And he had a...

Go through the slings and the arrows,
which is a shame because he's an

incredible patriot.

And I just want to say that Elon has
worked tirelessly helping lead the most

sweeping and consequential government
reform program in generations.

And with the Department of Government
Efficiency, he's found and his people

found things that are pretty
unbelievable.

$20 million for Arab Sesame Street.

in the Middle East.

Nobody knows what that's all about.
Nobody's been able to find it. $8

for making mice transgender.

So they spent $8 million on making mice
transgender.

$42 million for social and behavioral
change in Uganda.

I could sit here all day and read things
just like that, but we have other

things to do. So I just want to thank
Elon for his time.

Special government employee, Americans
owe him a great debt of gratitude.

I think we have here a very special,
that I give to very special people, and

thought I'd give it to Elon as a
presentation from our country.

Thank you, Elon.

Thank you. Take care. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you very much, everyone.

Thanks, guys.

Elon Musk is leaving his government role
as a top advisor to President Donald

Trump. Musk's departure comes one day
after he criticized the centerpiece of

Trump's legislative agenda, his big,
beautiful bill.

So that was that.

Heads up, guys.

Tighten up.

An unceremonious end to what had been a
beautiful friendship.

A multi -billionaire with apparently no
working knowledge of government.

A self -appointed president.

He may have been given a golden key, but
Elon is in no mood to let sleeping dogs

lie.

Elon Musk is urging his 220 million
followers to tank the bill that defies

Trump's agenda.

Musk posting on X, call your senator,
call your congressman.

Bankrupting America is not okay. Kill
the bill.

No longer under Donald's influence.

And maybe even a little pissed with how
he's been treated.

Elon pulls no punches on his feelings
toward the big, beautiful bill.

This massive, outrageous, pork -filled
congressional spending bill is a

disgusting abomination.

Shame on those who voted for it. You
know you did wrong. You know it.

I'm very disappointed in Elon.

Elon knew the inner workings of this
bill better than almost anybody sitting

here, better than you people. He knew
everything about it. He had no problem

with it. All of a sudden, he had a
problem.

And he hasn't said bad about me
personally, but I'm sure that'll be

Donald was right, and even the big -time
podcasters seemed shocked and concerned

when it happened.

Elon just hit the airwaves today. Bring
it up, dude.

J .D. Vance and head of the FBI, Kash
Patel, have to think real quick on their

feet when the story breaks.

Time to drop the really big bomb. Donald
Trump is in the Epstein file.

That's the real reason they have not
been made public. Jesus Christ.

Have a nice day. Nice signature from a
South African DJT. Man.

The fucking shit missile is in the
cannon.

Okay.

Wow.

Does he know that Donald Trump is in the
Epstein files? Does he have access to

the Epstein files?

I don't know how he would, but I'm just
staying out of the Trump -Elon thing.

That's way outside my lane. What the
fuck are they doing?

I know my lane, and that ain't it.

Elon Musk is sick of the Republican
Party, had a little bit of a falling out

with his buddy.

The former buddy -in -chief has left the
White House, and he is now starting a

new political party. It's called the
America Party.

Whoa, Elon, what's up?

The podcast pundits seem to be reveling
in

the war of words between Donald and
Elon.

But in a rare public appearance since
splitting up with Donald...

Elon looks like he ain't got a care in
the world.

Yeah, you have a whole bunch of people
here just cheering. So thank you for all

you're doing.

We know what you mean.

The gloves are well and truly off.

Hi, everyone.

Elon has gone from being buddy in chief.

to Donald's worst nightmare.

Musk retweeted, Trump should be
impeached and J .D. Vance should replace

Your thoughts?

I mean, listen, I've had bad breakups,
but this is wild.

They both exchanged bitter blows in the
battle for the hearts and minds of the

MAGA faithful.

We might have to put Doge on, Elon.

You know what Doge is?

Those are the monsters that might have
to go back and eat Elon. Wouldn't that

terrible?

Their war of words continues, and Elon
keeps the pressure up on Donald over the

Epstein files.

The public feud between President Trump
and Elon Musk is getting increasingly

nasty.

Musk posted that the government was
concealing information about the

association with infamous pedophile
Jeffrey Epstein. The media are having a

field day, and things are about to get
worse for Donald.

A sexually suggestive letter that the
newspaper says bore Trump's name and was

included in a 2003 album for Epstein's
50th birthday.

The Wall Street Journal is reporting
that President Donald Trump sent the

convicted sex offender, Jeffrey Epstein,
a body letter.

The letter contains, quote, several
lines of typewritten text framed by the

outline of a naked woman, which appears
to be hand drawn with a heavy marker.

The letter they're saying was sent from
Donald to Jeffrey includes the words.

Happy birthday, and may every day be
another wonderful secret.

You could, if you were reminded to,
surmise from these words that Jeffrey

whoever wrote that letter knew some
things they didn't want others to find

And when the Republicans closed Congress
early for the summer vacation,

avoiding a vote on the release of the
files.

No one in Congress is blocking Epstein
documents.

No one in Congress is doing that. Folks
start getting real suspicious.

Because of fear of Epstein bills?

No, we don't have any fear. No, no, hold
on. No, Reese, no. There's no fear

here.

Donald takes the heat off with a visit
across the pond to play golf and meet

with Prime Minister Starmer.

On his golf buggy, Donald likes to play
his favorite music loud.

Everything from show tunes to Simon and
Garfunkel.

The golf course is Donald's happy place.

Where he can play by his own rules and
put his balls wherever he damn well

likes.

Or his caddy can.

But he can't get away from the
questions.

Mr. Trump!

Mr. Trump, can you escape the Jeffrey
Epstein crisis?

I don't do drawings.

I'm not a drawing person.

I don't do drawings of women.

That I can tell you. They say there's a
drawing of a woman, and I don't do

drawings of women. The whole thing is a
hoax.

They can easily put something in the
file that's a phony, like they can put

things in the file that are fake.

With Prime Minister Starmer aching to
talk about something else, Donald just

can't help but give himself an even
bigger part in this storyline.

For years I wouldn't talk to Jeffrey
Epstein.

I wouldn't talk because he did something
that was inappropriate.

He hired help.

And I said, don't ever do that again. He
stole people that work for me.

President Trump gave more details about
his falling out with Epstein.

He said yesterday Epstein hired away
some of his Mar -a -Lago workers.

And the president says he threw Epstein
out of Mar -a -Lago.

Well,

I don't want to say, but everyone knows
the people that were taken.

I don't

know.

I think she worked at the spa.

I think so. I think that was one of the
people. He stole her.

The president specified they worked at
the club's spa.

including Virginia Giuffre. Giuffre had
accused Britain's Prince Andrew and

other influential men of sexually
exploiting her. So Donald confirmed that

-year -old girl stolen from his spa by
Jeffrey Epstein to work for him is the

same person who claims she was forced by
Epstein to have sex with Prince Andrew,

which Andrew has always denied.

Virginia wound up recently taking her
own life.

Elon set off a real chain of events, but
seems like nothing can affect Teflon

Don's popularity.

And the pundits are stunned to learn
just how badly Elon's reputation has

plummeted. Elon Musk is the most
unpopular public figure in America.

Musk's unpopularity surpasses even
Israeli's Prime Minister Biden. Wow!

He's ahead of Netanyahu?

Ten. Nine.

When you're that unpopular, launching a
political party could be as tough as

getting one of your rockets off the
ground.

It could backfire

spectacularly.

In the end... Donald did get to sign his
big, beautiful bill into law.

Good afternoon, everybody.

President Trump is in charge.

The one big, beautiful bill will get the
United States of America firing again

on all cylinders.

When Donald and Elon hitch their wagons

together.

Everyone knew there could be fireworks.

But no one expected this.

I guess in this case you can say the
house always wins.

For now, anyway.

As for those Epstein files, last week 33
,000 pages were released.

But they were already public.

some are still classified.

And next week, when Donald sits down
with King Charles at Windsor Castle,

he could be reminded of some old friends
he might rather forget.

Next time on the Donald Trump Show,
Donald gets compared to some of the

leaders in history.

You remind me of the great Roman
emperor, Constantine the Great. I didn't

that was going to happen, but I'll take
it.

Tries his hand at a little interior
design.

You can't paint it. If you paint it, it
won't look good because they've never

found a paint that looks like God.

And there's some pushback on Donald's
immigration policy.

My colleagues across the aisle have sold
their souls.

And if you dance with the devil long
enough, he's liable to follow you home.