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Oh, my God!

Previously ... Oh, my God, how sad.

What's the point in staying,

if I haven't found what I was looking for?

..six stranded couples became five, as Millie flared out,

taking husband Jordan with her.

# Cos I love you for infinity Oh, oh, oh

# I love you for infinity...#

I deserve the right girl.

When I do meet the right girl, she's going to be pretty lucky.

# Cos I love you for infinity Oh, oh, oh... #

But as some couples strengthened their bonds ...

Honey, I'm home!

I have made dinner.

Ooh, how sweet!

God didn't go with what I thought I wanted, he gave me who I needed.

..for others...

How you talk to me about the girls that you've been with,

it feels emotionally immature.

Say that at the time, then.

..they began to break.

What do you need from me?

I need you to let me in, because I don't think you have.

Oh...

Oh!

Handcuffs, Abby.

"Today, you'll be enjoying a beach picnic with your fellow

"husbands or wives."

..an off-hand remark...

I just get the vibe, he's not physically attracted to her.

..causes shock waves.

Ollie feels like David is not that into you, physically.

I feel like, on the day, there were moments that she was

flirty with me - that's from my perspective.

Honestly, it doesn't look great.

I just don't think I can keep going in this relationship.

And one more couple take the ultimate leap into the unknown.

Looking into my husband's eyes, straight away, I'll know

if there'll be a future or not.

I'm more than ready for this adventure.

# I burn for you

# And you don't even know my name...#

Our five married couples have been stranded for over a week...

Today, I've got a plan.

You're a Sam with a plan today? Yeah. So what do I do? Just...

You just sit here and... ..sit back?

..make yourself look pretty.

And while, for most, the flame is well and truly igniting...

Do it hard, then do it slow.

Do it slower.

Yeah, and... Yeah, how you're doing it, and it'll catch.

Oh...!

You enjoyed it? Yeah, I did. I hope you enjoyed it?

Yeah. I'm glad I came back to something where you've, like,

done something that you want to and you've put the effort in, in a way.

The vibes seem to still be there from last night.

We're just super happy in the direction that we're going in.

I'm feeling a bit more, like, comfortable with him as well.

I feel like I'm not really walking on eggshells, as much as I was.

..for Abby and Helen, the honeymoon period seems to be over.

Last night, I was pissed off.

I ended up going to bed.

This morning, I woke up fresh, "Let's have a chat."

She didn't want to chat.

# You should be mine for life, I'll be signing... #

I'm not feeling great.

Ollie and I had a massive discussion last night.

I'm finding that my morning walks are helping me come to realisations.

SHE SIGHS

WHISPERS: What do we do? OK...

What do we do? Trees, tell me.

What do we do?

So, when I talk to a tree...

What do we do?

..they give me advice.

And they're the ones who are like, "You might need to let this go.

"Your expectation is too high on the relationship here."

A bit sad, but it is what it is.

How was your walk?

It was good. I needed that.

I needed that little beach walk to clear my head.

Any revelations?

Yes. I recognise I was triggered, and I think a walk really helps me,

and I think I realised that I'm a bit too far away

from my spirituality.

I haven't even spoken to the trees, before today.

So, Taniae talks to trees?

Ah, yeah, that's a hard one to ...

..to accept.

Each to their own, I guess.

Usually, when I live in a new house,

I introduce myself to the spirit of the house.

Haven't even done that.

I have to talk to the trees.

Sorry, can I...? Why...why do you have to talk to the trees?

I love the trees. It's just, like, becoming one with nature.

Er, this is...

OK. So, the trees talk?

Yeah. You don't get it.

That's OK, you don't need to get it. It's...it's something I do for me.

Yeah.

Coming here is a giant leap of faith,

and I think I just really wanted that fairy tale of, like,

boy meets girl, girl meets boy.

They fall in love - blah, blah, blah.

And I just realise, like,

it's probably not going to happen that way.

Um, and so, I had a little bit of a cry, because I had to let...

I had to let that go.

If you're letting go of the idea of a relationship,

then what does that mean?

I think I'm just letting go of expectations.

That's amazing news, because that's... So...

..that's the kind of thing I was, er...

Obviously, it's not amazing that you've had to cry about it

and all that, but I just think expectations are setting you up

for failure - in this environment - because...

I feel like we've got different opinions. It's bizarre.

I'm just worried that he's not on the same page, and it's going

to get to a point where I might potentially lose interest.

And I don't want to put any pressure on him and the relationship,

but that's kind of where I'm... where I'm at.

# One, two, one, two, three... #

Romance really does blossom, when stranded.

You just need a bit of imagination and whatever may be lying around.

This is what I've been waiting for.

Can I get excited about date day? I think I can, yeah.

I'm here for it.

And even Moray's getting in on the action.

We've woken up, the vibes are good.

I want to continue them on from last night.

I've got an idea to have some fun.

Welcome to the beach hut funfair,

the funnest fair you've ever been to.

If I win, that will be correct.

Left, right, left.

Left, right, stop. Stop?

"Date day"!

SHE LAUGHS

Oh, I love that!

So, decided to do a bit of bowling.

Set up a nice space for us that feels like something

different to what we're living in, currently.

Wait, is this a full coconut?

Yes.

SHE LAUGHS

I can barely pick 'em up, let alone roll them.

Oh! Oh!

Nearly a full strike!

SHE LAUGHS

Sam has absolutely smashed it.

I am someone - in any situation,

I will look for ways that I could have improved it.

I actually couldn't have done any better.

Yeah, well done, Sam.

Of course, you've done one better than I did.

She seems really happy, she hasn't stopped smiling.

So, yeah, I'm happy.

This is my best bowling experience ever.

I love this. How about that? Thank you.

Last throw as well, by the way. Right, OK.

Oh! Oh, no!

It's all right, I've got four to beat.

I think Moray's feeling like there's a lot to appreciate about me.

I mean, obviously!

I think he likes that I'm fun, I'm getting stuck in.

He definitely knows that there's qualities that he sees in me,

that he's just not seeing in anyone on the outside world.

SHE LAUGHS

That is pretty peak.

I feel like the vibes are just so much better.

I'm feeling much more relaxed.

Whether the attraction will come further down the line,

I'm not too sure. We'll just have to wait and see.

It was your game - the house always wins.

HE LAUGH

I should have known that.

All the fun of the fair for Mae and Moray.

But strap yourselves in, cos over on Helen and Abby's beach,

it's a roller-coaster of emotions.

Hello. Hello.

So, obviously, you haven't spoken to me since sundown yesterday.

Yeah, well, obviously, like, last night I just went...

..ended up going to bed.

Just a bit tired, after all of that.

You talk about it in this sort of, like, laddie...

"Oh, I went with her." It feels emotionally immature to me.

So, I did decide just to go to sleep.

Without saying a word?

I just ended up falling asleep, yeah. OK.

This is the worst I've felt since I got to the beach.

Just feel really gutted this morning,

just feel really deflated.

You could just say that you were annoyed,

and that you didn't want to speak to me.

Of course I was annoyed. But I'm saying, I fell asleep.

So, that's why... I didn't know you were annoyed, though.

We'd finished, like... Am I speaking, or are you speaking?

Can I speak? Go for it.

I obviously was annoyed. OK.

I think I was most annoyed about how it got to be this big elaboration.

It wasn't the facts, basically.

Like, what you... What, what...?

What isn't fact about what I said?

The only one chat I remember speaking about girls is

when we were both in bed, having a laugh.

And then you were just like, "Oh, immature, teenage boy."

I just think the way you said it could have been said better,

that's all.

I'm not going to lie, I did feel slightly blindsided

by that whole thing, because we did sort of have that chat in bed.

I honestly just didn't expect her to bring it up, and in that way.

I've not been with somebody, slept in a bed with them,

when they've...

Gone to sleep? ..when they've ignored me.

Gone to sleep? Abby, you've got words.

You're...you're an adult. Just...just own it.

Yeah, I needed a minute. I needed a minute.

You were annoyed. You didn't want to tell me you were annoyed,

so you just went to sleep!

Well, if I'd been awake, I would have had a chat with you. So...

Right, the whole awake/not awake thing.

Well, no. OK.

I just feel like I'm banging my head against a brick wall.

We're just not understanding each other.

I think it's made it quite clear, just how different we are.

I don't trust you now, because you're not being honest.

How am I not being honest? I'm literally explaining what happened.

How can I... how can I be vulnerable with you?

How can I trust YOU? How can I be vulnerable with YOU?

For what, though? What do you mean, "for what"?

My reason is, because you pretended that you were OK

and then you ignored me all night, and now there's all tension.

Sorry, that's why I can't trust you. "Pretended"? I don't trust you,

because I'm telling you my truth, and you're like, "No, no, no.

"It wasn't like that." Yes, it was.

I fell asleep. OK. There's nothing more to it!

Right, mm-hm. But then after your reaction, it made me feel worse,

to be honest with you. I was like, "Well, fuck this, then.

"She's just going off there, and we can't have any chat

"about anything else."

Can you imagine how that felt last night, then?

Yeah, yeah, I understand.

VOICE BREAKS: I just feel a bit gutted about it all. Mm.

This togetherness that we've had, I really didn't think that

that would break - but I feel like it has, for me.

That side of Abby, that she showed me last night,

you know, I can't forget that.

I'm sorry if using the word "immature"

to describe that behaviour has offended you.

I want you to be yourself, but I think it...

That is the thing. It's like, I don't see my person

talking about notches on the bedpost.

I just don't see myself married to someone who talks like that.

When we get back to the real world, and I'm around my friends

and family, I am going to be my true, authentic self.

Is she going to find me too laddie?

I think, when we're having a joke about it, or we're in bed, I...

I just forgot, I just felt comfortable to say that.

It is something I would say as a joke,

yeah, to a friend, I guess.

At the end of the day, when I get into relationships, I'm all in it.

I care about their feelings, I care about what they say.

It's just we haven't got there yet.

It's still early on, but you just expect...

..by now, you would have had a bit of intimacy,

you would have had a little kiss, see if you're feeling it.

So, like, why are you here if it's friends?

Like, you could have flared out.

It's not that - that's rubbish. I am looking to find the one.

I am looking to be with someone in a better relationship now

and settle down.

I wouldn't be here, otherwise.

This is not for me at all, none of this is for me.

I would not be going through this at all.

I don't care about anything else.

# You're my everything... #

Relationships are hard, anyway.

But then throw, like, the intensity of it,

being around each other all day,

we haven't got our stuff,

like, you're getting annoyed, I'm getting annoyed -

like, it's difficult, man. I'm struggling.

And we're just learning, at the end of the day.

Abby has apologised, I've apologised.

I'm not going to dwell on it, but I'm just interested to see how

she goes about the aftermath of our first argument as a married couple.

# I'd be lost without you. #

Choppy waters for Helen and Abby.

But luckily for our honeymooners,

something's about to wash up that could just turn the tide.

Hang on a minute. Hannah? Yes, darling?

There's another orange crate.

Babe!

Yeah? There's a crate.

I'm going to go get it.

Any time we get one of these crates, it's never good news.

There's always some major thinking or chaos.

Ooh! Crate, crate, crate!

Oyee!

Come on, James Pond.

It's heavy, this one. It's heavy?

Heavier than the last one? Yeah.

I think that's a good thing.

Please, please, be good to us.

Be good to us.

What did we have last time? A flare.

You pull that thing, I kill you.

Let's see...

Oh, God. What?

Let's see what it says.

"Dear honeymooners, your time stranded together should have

"already strengthened your bond."

"So, inside this crate are items designed to help bring you

"even closer by developing the intimacy in your relationship."

You're winning, babe. This is great for you.

I feel like all we've kind of really spoken about

is about being intimate.

So, I guess, at least we're on a topic that we're well-versed in.

"Use the items to explore the physical

"side of your relationship and build on your intimate connection.

"Have fun!"

OK, so this is a raunchy box.

Yeah. This is a non-PG box, by the sound of it.

The intimacy crate, weirdly, feels really, like, exciting.

I can be quite awkward around intimacy,

but it just proves that me and Sam are just very confident in ourselves

around each other, that we're actually really excited

to find out what's inside. OK, vanilla massage gel.

You know what I mean? You're in for a treat.

Can we move on from the after-sun?

Yeah, I'm hoping this intimacy crate brings a little bit of a spark.

Because for me, if you don't try, you never know.

So, yeah...

I feel like the blindfold's always quite good for intimacy.

OK. Because then you're, like, properly on feel.

Like, yeah... Oh, OK.

So, if there's like a little feather... Yeah.

Yeah? OK.

What is that?

SHE CHUCKLES

It's a nurse's outfit.

A little bit of roleplay!

Oh, that's amazing.

That's nice. That looks great.

Oh, my God!

I only married him last week, and we're going straight to lingerie.

So, we're moving fast on Honeymoon Island.

Oh...

HE SIGHS

You know how much I've been raving on about skin routine, skincare?

Yeah. Just having a night where we can relax, put a face mask on,

and enjoy each other in a relaxed space.

Buzzing with this! Yeah, that's...

Massage gun! Do you know why I know you're buzzing with this?

Cos you've got a bad neck.

You use it on me, I use it on you. MASSAGE GUN VIBRATES

What have we got there? What have we got?

Handcuffs, Abby.

Fluffy handcuffs.

I feel like, between that and this ...

We're pretty set. Yeah, we're set.

This is the energy that we probably need right now,

after a bit of a bumpy 24 hours.

A bit of a... A bit of a petty argument.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

This intimacy crate is exactly what we needed.

And you know, just for us to have a laugh and have a bit of fun.

How does that feel? Yeah, feels good.

I feel like, during this intimate moment,

you know, she's got the eye mask on, I've put the eye mask on her.

Er, I just feel like we've just bonded. It just feels so natural.

Yeah, I think I did it right. Did I do it right? Yeah.

It feels like it's added an element to our relationship already.

Intimacy questions.

Hmm, the fun one.

These don't scare me.

Do they scare you? No.

SHE LAUGHS

Oh, my God! Like, I wish they gave a...

..like, a paper bag for me to breathe into.

SHE PANTS

"Which part of your partner's body do you like the most?"

Oh... I like all your assets.

You know what I'm trying to say? THEY LAUGH

The dumper truck.

Yeah, boy, you know?

"What do I do that turns you on?"

When I'm most in the mood, it's after we've had, like,

a really nice, intimate chat.

Right. Have you not noticed?

That's when I'm kind of, like... No. ..OK...! No, no, no, no.

Interesting. Definitely, definitely.

What about yourself? I mean, I'm going to give quite a guy answer.

OK. Like, I think when you cwtch on the bed, on your side...

It's, it's...it's... "Paint me like one of your French..."

Yeah, it's like, "Paint me like one of your French girls."

I'm like... OK... "OK, if you insist."

Let's find a paintbrush. Yeah. Yeah, mm-hm, OK.

I always go back to your eyes.

Eyes or your legs. Oh, OK.

You think that's my sexiest part?

Yeah, your eyes draw you in. OK.

Yeah, very...

..very endearing eyes.

If he is acknowledging that I'm an attractive girl,

I just don't know if there's something where he's just,

like, not ready. Something that he's not sharing yet.

"How do you feel about our intimacy levels?"

I feel we've got a great intimacy level.

I think we've worked each other out pretty quickly.

How do you feel?

I feel very surprised by our intimacy levels.

Being around someone every day,

I was worried that my sex drive might not work with that.

But, I mean, yeah... No, it's absolutely fine.

The intimacy crate has just proven how comfortable

Sam and I are together.

Nothing feels awkward, it's all a bit silly.

Yeah, it's a... it's a great crate to have.

I don't need to ask you this question, but,

"How important is sex in a relationship, out of ten?"

Yeah, I mean, it's... it's so important.

Yeah, having sex with your partner is just up there.

I...I just love it. Hmm.

What about you? Yeah, absolutely.

It's really up there for me.

Erm... Where's it at, then?

Well, I'd say ten. Er, I would say...

SHE LAUGHS

I've had a cold sore, Abby!

No, I'm sorry, but we were not going to have sex without being

able to kiss one another - that would have just been really weird.

Gotcha. But, no, sex is really important to me.

Yeah.

"What do I do that turns you on?"

I'm not going to lie, playing that game earlier,

that outfit you had on...

What, you like dress-up, do you?

I don't normally like dress-up, but with the hat as well...

Oh, OK. ..it was giving, like, summer vibes.

Like, drinking... Right. Yeah.

"Put hat on, when going to bed." HE LAUGHS

Got it, noted.

All these good things that he's acknowledging,

I do truly think that he wants to like me.

If he can just get past the...

..the looks of what his initial type is,

because it's clearly not working for him, I think we're onto a winner.

"What is the hardest thing about dating me?"

Um...

I think the hardest thing is just trying to adapt to,

like, your communication style.

Certain things that you like, which might be foreign to me, right?

And... Yeah, that's it. Yeah, and...

"And"? You can "and", go on.

See, I like it when you talk, so I won't stop you.

Go on. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, tell me. What...? I want to know more.

Yeah, no, I think it's that.

I think it's just learning how to communicate better.

Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

I'm not going to quit at the first hurdle.

We've had one argument, it was petty.

Marriage is hard, relationships are hard.

But at the end of the day, yeah, I hope we can reconnect

and just keep moving forward.

"What's the hardest thing about dating me?"

HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

Probably, me not even feeling confident to even...

..initiate a cuddle. Do you know what I mean?

Like, it feels very like you'd recoil, if I...

..if I touched you.

You feel like I would recoil?

Yeah. Yeah, right. Well, I...

I don't want you to feel like that at all.

Er, yeah, I can understand that. Yeah.

She's probably feeling these feelings deep down,

and it does make me feel really bad.

Because at the end of the day, I do not want to make the girl

feel bad about herself - that's the last thing I want.

"What's the hardest thing about dating me?"

Probably, for me, it's been the intensity.

But I feel like, again, we're moving in the right direction now.

Mm, OK.

I feel like, if an intimacy challenge had come a few days ago,

it wouldn't have been great timing.

But I feel like Mae and I are in a much better spot for this.

"What's the hardest thing about dating me?"

Sometimes there's that very smitten, getting on...

But other times, it's like...

I feel like I'm doing something wrong. Right.

Yeah, I-I hate being in a position, in a relationship,

where you're sort of questioning everything you're doing.

Yeah, right.

Sometimes I can get moody and react quite quickly.

I don't ever want him to feel like he's doing something wrong

every time - that's not fair -

even if he is doing something wrong.

The hardest thing, I've found, has been...

..the ability to connect emotionally.

I know, I'm an incredibly emotional person.

Yeah. I don't think we're quite on the same level.

I think it's one of our major differences, isn't it?

Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

The main issue between Taniae and I, I think it is

we have to just constantly talk about our feelings.

It's not exactly making me go, "Whoa, yeah! Love this!"

It's draining. So, yeah, I want to get some fun in the relationship.

"If you can only choose one sexual action that you could do

"with your partner for the rest of your life, what would it be?

"Choose between"... Head.

What did you say? Receiving head!

Did you...?

Finish the... Wait, wait. Wait, read...

Sorry, finish the question.

"Choose between kisses..." Oh!

"..cuddles and sex."

You fucked up...!

Which one would you choose?

Er, kissing.

And so, next on the list is our massage.

Nice. I will be going first.

You think you're slick. My top's already off.

Wow. Come on.

# My boy's a winner

# He loves the game

# My lips reflect off his cross-gold chain... #

Are you drawing a penis on my back?

Not yet.

Argh! What's that?

I've...I've not even started yet.

So, a morning full of fun, a side of flanter,

and then ending it with a nice little intimacy massage.

It's definitely left me hopeful that that romance is to come.

Are you falling asleep now? No.

See? A little something.

It's easy to get that intimate attraction from the physical

aspects, but getting it from the mental is one of the things

that I believe a lot of people struggle with, and that's something

that me and her need to build, and that's the best part for me.

This time we're taking has really led me

to kind of get to know Ini on a more deeper level.

I call this one "the volume". Up and down.

Treble, base...

You know what? Thank you.

# Sitting on his lap sippin' Diet Pepsi

# I write my name with lipstick... #

Quite liking this early night vibe.

I don't mind getting into bed early, having a little cuddle.

I DO fancy Abby, I DO want to go there with her.

So, maybe this is just a little push to maybe not take everything

so seriously, and to also remember to have fun.

Yeah, I'm ready for it.

SHE SIGHS

Right, then.

You ticklish?

MASSAGE GUN VIBRATES

THEY LAUGH

Wow! Pulses are racing, after this intimacy crate.

Someone, call a medic!

Taniae.

Yes?

What do you think?

I think it looks better on me. I think it does.

THEY LAUGH

Oh, my God!

The nurse is here.

This intimacy crate has come at a very, very good time.

It's been tough, the past few days.

I'm hoping we can have a real laugh with this.

It seems like laughter is...

..is the key to more intimacy, for both of us.

I love it. Great.

You can unzip it, if you want. Yes, it's quite...

Go slow.

THEY LAUGH

# I got this feeling that's refreshing my life... #

It's a brand-new day on Honeymoon Island, and it looks like

the intimacy crate has given some of the couples the push they needed.

Lovely stuff!

So, this morning, Taniae and I were intimate.

I didn't make any stupid comments!

HE LAUGHS

Oh... You all right?

The physical stuff is great, between Ollie and I.

We're good. It's the, er...

..the emotional stuff.

I have a question for you.

Do you normally lean in with the sexual connection first?

Do you think it's a guy thing?

I don't think I have a particular pattern on...

..on that. Um, I'm quite shy in that...

..that respect, and I'm also ...

Have you...? Are you? I'm not...

Certainly not in any rush to do it when I meet someone.

Do you think we've rushed into the sexual side of things too quickly?

No.

More so men than women can lead with the sexual connection.

I'd say, once the testosterone's flowing,

men are pretty useless at controlling themselves.

So, in...in that respect, it's literally just, like,

tunnel vision on.

That's why I try and not put too much pressure on that.

We're actually getting a lot closer now,

and I don't know whether that means we'll...

..we'll find that connection.

But I also know these things take time, so I'm...

Yeah, we'll see.

# I keep on messing it up... #

I mean, last night was great.

It was, yeah.

We had a really nice night, didn't we? Yeah.

A little, little... A little cuddle and that. Mm.

Yeah, love a cuddle.

You've got a little mark on your neck here.

I think it might be from where you bumped into something

on your way to the toilet. Yeah, yeah, definitely.

That was it. Nothing to do with our cuddle at all.

No. No.

I feel a lot more refreshed this morning.

Definitely got a spring in my step.

A little Helen sparkle back in the eye.

You know, sometimes all it takes is a cuddle, apparently.

Give us a kiss, then.

# To be finding reasons, hoping believing

# When I know it's not love

# I keep on messing it up. #

With Helen and Abby's new appetite for intimacy,

now seems like the perfect time for a tasty treat...

What's this?

..with a little twist, of course.

Message in a bottle.

Ooh, we've got a bottle!

Another one?

Look what I have!

Another bottle? Another day, another bottle.

What do we think, this time?

"Dear honeymooners, your time on Honeymoon Island is not

"just about finding love in isolation."

"So, today, as a seaside treat,

"you will be enjoying a beach picnic with your fellow husbands or wives."

"Sam, you will be hosting the husbands' picnic."

"And Helen, you will be hosting the wives' picnic"!

Yay! You're buzzing about that, aren't you?

"Abby, you will be picnicking with the husbands at Sam's beach."

Yeah! Oh, babe! Cute!

Given the intimacy crate was yesterday... Yeah.

..it'll be interesting to see...

I mean, Sam and Hannah are fine, but...

Mae and Moray. ..Moray. That's a...

That's a "no". "No, laddie."

David and Ini, they're... They're abstinent.

They're not... They said that. Yeah.

So, they build their emotional connection,

rather than their physical connection. Yeah.

So, he did say he was attracted to her, so...

Do you think he is? Why are you hesitant?

I don't know. I just get the vibe...

..he's not physically attracted to her.

So, at Couples Cove, I picked up a vibe between David and Ini -

that I just don't think David's there.

Um, obviously, it's early, but I just don't think he's going

to get there, based on what he's told me on his type.

That's just my opinion.

Yeah, but you value things differently.

Do you know what I mean? That's quite hard...

It's easy to do that, if you're going straight for the friendship.

It is so obvious to me that Ollie and David value different things,

and I think Ollie's projecting a little bit onto David,

if I'm honest.

I also think he's just a different person to you, and...

..and, yeah... Yeah, yeah. Very much so, yeah.

While all five couples head off for their picnics,

one beach has sat empty since Millie and Jordan flared out...

There isn't the potential for love.

So, what's the point in staying,

if I haven't come and found what I was looking for?

..and it breaks my heart to see it go to waste.

So, now's the chance for two more speed daters to take a shot at love.

MUSIC: We Got Chemistry by Rebecca Whitfield

Hello! Lovely to meet you. Hi!

How are you? You look gorgeous.

Double kiss.

Nice to meet you.

How old are you? 34.

But you're still, like, you know, womanly, girlie.

Like, you're not... You're not an old hag.

So, it's all right, man.

Oh, my God.

Where do you live?

So, I'm from Birmingham.

ATTEMPTING A BRUMMIE ACCENT: All right?

I'm crying!

No.

Nice to meet you, too. Doing all right, doing all right.

I think I'm quite, um...

My emotions are all over the place.

I rang my mum last night, and it was 44 minutes

and 44 seconds when we ended the call.

It's a sign! What, what...?

Let's try and work out a little correlation between that, then.

The correlation is - we're in love, we get married, we have kids.

Boom!

BELL RINGS

Hiya! Hello, hello. How you doing?

I'm not too bad. Yourself? Yeah, I'm good, thank you.

Pleased to meet you. You too. You look lovely.

So do you. You smell really nice. Thanks.

Number 17, initial attraction is, like, off the scale.

My exact type, like, to a T.

You have really nice eyes. Thank you, so do you.

What colour are they? Ours are pretty similar colours, aren't they?

Are yours green or blue?

Green-y, hazel-y. Yeah. A bit of yellow.

Yeah, yeah, same.

The fact that we've met... Oh, my God. What does that mean?

I think it means it's fate. Mm.

That's what I'm getting from it.

Are we just love-bombing each other? That's so great.

Like, I'm staring at him like, "Hey!"

He's so cute.

He is cute.

# I'll love you for life... #

People always see me and pre-judge me,

and they hear my voice and think I'm a posh twat.

And I'm like, "OK..."

I'm not, but...

Yeah, happens all the time.

# I know you feel it

# Can you believe it...? #

I've been single for two-and-a-half years.

Dating in London is...

..a different breed.

I feel like I've tried everything - I've done friends of friends,

I've done dating apps, which are just terrible.

No, no, no.

"Non-monogamy"?

That's an immediate "no".

DOG WHINES

I do really want to have a man in my life.

I feel like I'm definitely ready.

I want someone kind, funny,

witty, smart.

And fit would be good.

What do you do? You're, like, really attractive.

Thank you, um... So are you.

I, um...I repair cars.

# I like the way you talk

# I like the things you wear... #

My specialities lie in anything that can be done with my hands.

# I got love for you... #

I've been single for just over a year now.

I've had serious relationships, I've been out there.

But, yeah, just haven't find the one yet, unfortunately.

The type that I normally go for, it does tend to be someone who's...

They take care in their appearance, elegant.

They look after themselves.

Just that, like, touch of class.

Potentially, I could meet my wife from this

and be happy for the rest of my life.

So, I'm ready for it.

You have loads of tattoos. I do, yeah.

That one's you, there. What, the horse?

No, no, not the horse. Don't look at the horse.

Athena, that is - God of Love.

Oh, Athena, yeah.

Are we in love? I think we might be. Oh, my God!

Do you want kids?

Yeah, at some point.

I think it depends, the way our -

I was going to say "my" then - our lives go, together. All right.

BELL RINGS

I don't want to go now.

I know, I don't want you to go.

# I might not be perfect Perfect

# But, girl, you deserve it... #

17 is 100% someone that I would want to see again.

Yeah, definitely.

Oh, you're a great hugger, as well.

I try. Oh, you try.

Number 15, I love him.

Feels like a good chemistry there, which is what I've been looking for.

They've dated everyone and made their feelings clear,

but they won't discover who they've been matched with

until they meet at the end of the aisle.

The fact that I'm going to marry someone who I've only

known for five minutes - it's absolutely crazy.

I really hope that the person standing at the end

of the aisle will be Number 15.

I'm about to be a husband. Feeling very excited.

If I saw Number 17 at the end of the aisle, that would be perfect, yeah.

Hi! Here she is. How are you?

It was always going to be you, wasn't it? I know.

Oh... You look beautiful. So do you.

You look really gorgeous. Still as handsome as I remember.

I'm just the happiest. Since the speed dating,

I've thought about him probably every day.

I'm really, really happy it's her.

She looks absolutely stunning. I'm over the moon.

What do we do now?

I don't know, I'm just looking at you.

This is the best I'm going to look for the next few weeks,

so take it in.

Oh, shit.

Hello, Georgina and Matt.

Oh, yeah, your name! Georgina? Matt, I'm Matt.

Georgie.

I am honoured to unite you in a marriage today.

Although this marriage is not legally binding,

you are making a meaningful commitment to each other.

I now invite you to share your vows.

Matt, would you please start?

Course.

So, here we are, about to be stranded on this island together,

with nothing but each other and the unknown ahead of us.

I may have only just learnt your name,

but I'm choosing to trust in this moment and the possibilities

that lie on the journey that we're about to share.

I promise that I will stand by you, to support you mentally and

physically in whatever this island throws our way, and to make sure

that this experience is something that we cherish for a lifetime.

Together, we will explore, we'll laugh.

I'm probably going to, more than likely, cry,

but we'll face it all together.

Even though we've only just met, I'm ready to see where this

honeymoon and this connection can take us.

Yeah, very good.

Georgina... Oh, yeah. ..would you please read yours?

Yes, thank you.

Hey, Number 15 - Matt.

Firstly, I want you to know that I have got you.

I don't ask for a lot - maybe to my detriment.

I've built a tough exterior that I've been relying on

for most of my life.

If I'm being vulnerable here, my heart is slightly fragile.

So, if you can take care of it for now -

and maybe forever - that would be fab.

Beautiful.

You may now exchange rings.

Oh, my God!

MUSIC: Perfect by Freya Ridings

This is crazy!

There you go.

We are married.

You may now share your first kiss.

Been waiting a while. Yeah.

# Now I'm feeling like I'm worth the love

# Then it hits me like a drug... #

Lovely. Congratulations, and good luck!

You know, it wasn't just like a kiss. That was like a...

It was a KISS, do you know what I mean?

How mad is that? Oh, my God! How mad is that? I know!

I just got married!

Ahh! I'm so happy!

And literally, the kiss was amazing.

There's just chemistry.

Sparks are flying, yeah.

I couldn't ask for someone better.

She's someone that I really get along with.

Fancy the pants off her, I think she's beautiful.

I'm more than ready for this adventure - more than ready -

with my wife.

No, you look beautiful. So do you. You look really beautiful.

Thank you.

I'm so happy it was you.

Your vows were so cute. Yeah.

I feel, like, so safe with you.

Do you? That's good. That's a good thing, that's a good thing.

Yeah, I really do. I feel like you'll just take care of me.

I feel like a little princess.

Yeah, yeah. I'll even tell the fish, "You stay away."

Yeah, OK. "Stay away from my wife." Any moths, though...

I'm not a big fan of moths. No, I'll...

I'll get the moths, and you get everything else.

There we go. Ah, see? Look, we just come together.

Teamwork makes the dream work. Yeah, it really does.

I can't wait to, like, get to know him more.

I want to know everything about him.

Maybe have another kiss?

Or, like, 70.

I can see it - there. Oh, yeah!

It's like a little home.

I love it. Yeah.

I'm ready to get this experience rolling now.

I think there's going to be difficulties,

there's obviously going to be stresses,

but as we said in our vows, whatever we go through,

we'll come together, we'll communicate, we'll sort it out,

and then both of us, together, we'll get through anything.

# This is where we come alive

# Out of the shadows

# And into the light... #

This is definitely scary.

It's a risk.

But, hopefully, it's worth it.

I'm ready to throw myself into this and live happily ever after,

hopefully.

Oh, come and give us a kiss again. Yeah.

There we go!

You ready? I am.

Looks lovely. Oh, my God.

It's so pretty!

What have we got? Oh, it's got our names on it!

That's so cute! Oh, my God, it has!

Ah, look at this!

Oh, my God! This is amazing!

Mr and Mrs. Homestead.

This is so nice.

Do you know what? The new home is actually banging.

It's so cute. I'm like, "This is perfect."

What are you having? I'm going to have pineapple.

OK. I'll get you that pineapple there, yeah?

Are you going to feed me? Yeah. Oh, no, don't!

You, you need to get this one... Oh, no, that's pineapple. Yeah?

I'll have a bit of watermelon. OK. OK.

THEY LAUGH

Oh, no! It's like we're standing up.

No, it's all good. That's good, though, innit? Mm.

You look beautiful, still. So do you.

Georgina and Matt have barely arrived,

and they're already getting stuck in.

How about we leave them to it and go and have a nice picnic instead?

THEY CHATTER OVER EACH OTHER

Yoohoo! How you doing? Girl set!

I'm feeling like a real girl band, right now.

Um, I'm ready to...

I'm ready to gossip.

Oh, look at you! Hello!

Thank you for having us!

THEY CHATTER OVER EACH OTHER

Helen's done such a good spread.

I am ready to tuck in.

Hostess with the most-ess.

We needed this today, girls.

All right, gang? Welcome to my gaff.

You look like a budget boyband. THEY LAUGH

It's an absolute pleasure to see the boys and Abby.

Haven't seen them in a little while,

and I think we've got lots to catch up on.

So, yeah, excited to share a few beers and have a bit of a natter.

Hello, mate. How are you?

I've been absolutely starving, lately.

Can't be arsed to cook any more, so I'm buzzing with this today.

Firstly, to us. Oh, yeah. Fair enough.

Toast, toast to the gang. Yeah, boys, so nice to see you all.

It's nice to see the fellas and the lady again.

Nice that we're all still here. Yeah.

Well done for not flaring out. THEY LAUGH

Why'd you look at me?

I wasn't look at you specifically, mate.

I was looking across the room.

That was a close call. Cheers to friendships.

Yeah. Cheers, guys. And to our wives.

No? Just me, then.

Cheers to mine!

Did we all think it was going to be Jordy-pops and Millie?

Yeah, instantly, as soon as I saw it.

Pretty obvious, right?

So, how is everyone...? Yeah, so, how is everyone doing?

I mean, last time I saw you guys, it was, what, Couples Cove?

Yeah.

Not the best for me, I think, putting it mildly. No.

When the flare went off, I wasn't 100% sure who it was

going to be, but I had you on the list.

I mean, for me, it was a really tough decision. Like, genuinely.

Since then, Mae and I have grown so much,

in the sense that she's taken that step back.

And, genuinely, since Couples Cove, it's just been jokes.

We've just had a laugh.

And even with the intimacy crate, we enjoyed that.

It was fun.

How the bloody hell are we, girls? Argh!

Cos obviously, I saw Mae. Mae came to mine the other day.

Right, so... Wait, Mae?

How are things?

When I got the letter to do the swap, I thought I needed,

like, a straight male to kind of try and understand

what's going off in here with Moray.

But we got back on good terms, pretty much,

very quickly, which I think is a good thing,

when you're in a couple and have these arguments.

And also, I don't know what you put in his drink, but...

Yeah? Was it good? Did it work? Yeah, he...

Well, he said, he missed me.

OTHERS: Oh! He called me his "beautiful wife".

OTHERS: Oh!

Any more? He made me dinner.

OTHERS: Oh!

That was it. Next!

Now, obviously, I had you come to me,

but Abby went to Ollie.

What did she say?

She came back and said that he was really respectful about you.

Yeah, that's nice. It was the intimacy, I think,

that came up a lot during their chat.

Intimacy? So, Ollie and I have been intimate.

Um, I was so clear with him, like, "I don't want to do it,

"unless I'm comfortable."

Yeah. That was your first time?

No. First time, he said, straight after,

"Now, don't go falling in love with me."

Oh! That upset you?

HANNAH RETCHES

Literally, straight after,

"Don't go falling in love with me now." Yuck!

MAE GASPS What, like... What an arsehole.

It was the first thing he said?

Was he trying to be funny?

Take your time, take your time.

I'm sorry, Ollie is just not funny.

Oh, I don't know.

I thought I liked him, but he's just going down and down in my books.

Like, he's just a bit of a walking ick.

So, we got intimate.

And after, I decided it'd be a good time to say,

"Don't go falling in love with me."

And, yeah, it didn't go down well.

I thought it was funny, I get why it wasn't.

I don't... Did she say in front of you, the comment about

when she is intimate with someone,

that's when she starts to really steam-roll the feelings?

I think she mentioned that to Mae.

Yeah. So, obviously, that wasn't factored in.

Um, but I...

Just a boy. Yeah, just a...

I thought it was funny, OK?

Have you managed to smooth things over?

Well, this is the thing I really like.

We can talk about things, and she...

..she might have, like, an eruption, but she brings it back

to ground zero very quickly.

Her energy since doing that has been amazing.

Like, we're having the best time, we're clicking.

And for me, that's when that sort of emotional connection can happen.

Let's just hope the girls' chat today doesn't butcher that.

Oh, my God. Yeah, I know, right?

I've got a feeling it will. Every time the girls get together...

THEY LAUGH

Let's go.

Ollie is really clever.

So, our communication is really good.

I've never had this with a man. But is his...

..is his communication honest?

Because I get, like, a salesman pitch from him.

Yeah. And he's very articulate,

and he's very good at expressing himself.

But behind the words, what are you actually saying?

And it's interesting, because when you started

to describe him, the first thing you said was,

"Ollie's very clever."

Mm, mm. It was the first... It was the first word.

That was the first thing you said, and I thought,

"Clever, because he's fooling you?

"Or like, clever, because he's a clever guy?" Like...

You know, sometimes Ollie will say, "You are overthinking,"

and I'm like, "Am I?"

Don't tell you what you're doing. Yeah, yeah.

I think Taniae can see - in our faces,

in our body language - that her relationship is not in a good place.

And I think that this is being reflected back at her,

and she's kind of spiralling.

You haven't told us how you feel right now.

Like, what is going through your mind right now?

I feel like we're coexisting.

Oh... Yeah.

It's really hard to know how I'm feeling, when I'm there.

He's trying to reassure me, and he's like, to me, "Look, there's...

"I don't know what else I can say to reassure you,"

which...which is fair.

Don't say anything. He needs to do it. Do it, yeah.

There's nothing else he can say, just show...

And open up conversations about his past,

and about the future.

I feel like you need those areas to unlock, for you to move forward.

And you can't say, "I'm big on physical touch,"

and give me nothing - that's bizarre to me.

But you're willing to enter my...

Like, let's ...

Let's get... Mm, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, where I haven't left yet is,

because he is quite good at picking up, like, how I am.

Mm. I don't think he's good at it, babe.

I think you're just good at showing it.

You're not hard to read.

No. You might be giving him too much grace.

Stand on your own ground.

You need to choose him.

Stop waiting to be picked, you are doing the choosing.

"Is this the man I want to spend the rest of my life with?

"Is he showing me what a husband looks like?"

And right now, what is the answer?

Fuck, no. Sorry, he's not.

Wow, Ini.

Clicks for Ini, clicks for Ini.

They are making me realise that my emotions are valid.

I'm not happy with Ollie.

No-one wants to be in this position.

Just sucks for me.

Just, like, touching off everything you said.

In your outside life, with relationships,

is this something, typically, like, you'd run from?

Yeah, 100%. I'd be gone.

THEY LAUGH

Usain Bolt!

Yeah, Usain Bolt. No, I would. Yeah, it'd be...

To be brutally honest, yes.

This is a pattern I always fall into, and I sort of...

Anything I find wrong, and I go, "Yeah, not for me."

And...

One thing I discovered is, she...

..is very spiritual - you know this. Yeah, yeah.

But I didn't realise the extent of how spiritual.

So, she can talk to trees

and the sea.

SAM LAUGHS

I, personally, am very anti-woo-woo.

But fine, whatever.

I'm never going to make her feel bad...

I refuse to make her feel a certain way about having those beliefs.

However, when she's saying she's consulting her guides

on our relationship, I'm like,

"Who the fuck are they, to tell me what...what we can do?"

THEY LAUGH I had a piss on a tree last night.

That one's not talking nicely about me today, is he?

So, what are your thoughts, Abs, cos you're...

..you're very good at...?

Like you said, it's easy to judge when you don't understand, right?

Yeah.

That's massive in her life. Yeah.

That is something, obviously, you have to take on, so

if it's not your thing... Yeah, I've got to show some curiosity

first, right? Yeah, yeah. Get...get more info on it, and then...

And then you can decide, then.

Yeah.

What about you, Abs? Oh, yeah. Um...

Yeah? Yeah, I'm not going to lie, the night before,

she was doing my bloody head in.

Like, I'd literally had enough. I remember just being like,

"I can't be arsed." I think that's marriage.

Yeah.

THEY LAUGH

No, but honestly, the intimacy crate was exactly what we needed.

Just to sort of, like, get... get on that level... Did you?

Get in that mood, and we had a great night.

So, yeah... Yeah? I thought you had a little spring in your step,

walking down, Abby. Yeah. Happy days.

Really happy for you.

THEY LAUGH

What about anyone else? Dish the dirt on the intimacy crate.

It was a bit... It was a bit PG for me, I'm not going to lie.

Surprised of that? PG? Yeah. How did it go for you, Big D?

Because obviously, I sense there's a spark in the air, but...

Yeah, no. Er, ours was good.

Like, literally, the intimacy brought us closer.

We got really, really close - like, one of those where we're both

trying to abstain and not have sex.

So, I ended up giving her a massage as well, part of it. Ooh!

Are you going to hold out?

We're trying.

It's only one week. I'm not convinced, mate.

What the hell? It's only one week.

I feel David's holding back on how he's answering things.

From my perspective, I don't see that being anything more

than a friendship.

And today, I didn't get convinced otherwise.

# I think I'm losing my...

# Mind, over here, over you... #

Tell us... Yeah. ..intimacy day for you.

So, there was a... There were questions, there was a spa.

Yeah. I feel like it did bring us closer, and our pace is like fun.

We go deep, we go silly.

Like, we have a mixture of things,

and I think it's sad to see my girls aren't in the same place.

Don't, do not compare.

And don't feel bad for being happy, Ini. Yeah, please.

Because at the end of the day, all of us deserve to be happy.

That's... We're all here looking for love,

and you deserve this love that you are experiencing.

Oh, it's so hard, guys.

Until Ollie leans in, I'm just going to keep going in my shell.

I never want to threaten leaving. Definitive... No.

I never want to threaten leaving, because that's not right.

I don't think it's about threatening leaving,

but I think it's about setting your expectations.

Yeah, right. You need X, Y, Z.

And if he can't deliver it, then love isn't here for you.

And how can he...? Like, if you tell him,

"This is what I need," how can he show that?

You've got this, though. Hopefully.

# No rhyme or reason

# We blame the seasons

# For all this hope and the serotonin

# Making me dizzy... #

I'm curious, mate.

How did it actually go with Taniae, yesterday? I feel like, on the day,

there were moments that she was flirty with me.

That's from my perspective, you get me?

So, I can only say that... Who knows what she was really thinking?

Can you...? You ready? Yeah. Can you grab me?

Grab me, grab me, grab me, grab me! Right, go on. Go, go, go.

It's cool. Argh, that's painful on the hands.

Exactly. See, it's so weird, because I just can't be

like this around Ollie.

And how did you feel? Oh, I feel good.

I feel like I'm happier with Ini.

Me and Ini are connected in a way, way deeper level.

It seems that way. You know what I mean? So, it's like...

I didn't feel any romantic spark.

I didn't feel like, "Hmm, there's something to explore."

Good. You know, but again, I can only say that from my standpoint.

Good. I'm glad. And I hope it's the same for her, but you never know.

Yeah. # I'm giving you a night call

# To tell you how I feel... #

So, I think just what we spoke about,

I think you should really sleep on it tonight,

and go in with the Taniae we know.

I can't, I can't sleep. Like, I think I'm just going to tell him.

Yes, I will. Yeah? OK.

So, I do have to tell you something.

A discussion definitely needs to be made, in terms of relaying

what Ollie has told me about David.

Ollie did make a comment this morning. OK.

And he feels like David is not that into you...

..like, physically.

Oh... Yeah, so... Why?

What did he say?

So, he just said he wasn't really that into you. Like...

Yeah, he just said he wasn't really... And then I was like,

"What do you mean?" Cos I obviously spent time with David.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, "Yes, he is."

Yeah.

I'm taken aback by what Ollie has told Taniae,

and what she's just said to me.

Obviously, my head is turning a bit,

because we're in such a good place.

I feel like, because Ollie doesn't understand a deep soul like Dave.

Yeah, yeah. And so, I tried to explain to him, like,

"Well, it's not always about the physical chemistry."

Yeah, yeah. But, um... So, it is a little bit of hearsay, but...

Yeah, that's come from somewhere. Yeah.

So, you can ask David. Yeah, I'll unpick it.

But, yeah, I'm shocked. Yeah, I think, don't stress.

I honestly would not stress about Ollie's comment.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Honestly, don't know why Ollie has said that,

but he can't have just plucked it from thin air.

Um, or maybe he did?

Maybe he just doesn't like other people being happy,

I don't know what it is, but we'll see and get to the bottom of it.

This is so hard. I know.

Daylight's fading, but the spark between new honeymooners

Georgina and Matt - that's just beginning to catch fire.

You look sexy building a fire.

Thank you, I'm trying. It'll get quite big in a minute.

That's what she said.

SHE GIGGLES

Oh, my God!

Yay!

Well done, you smashed that.

That should now...

I fancy you. Do you?

Yeah. Is it working? I did before,

but, like, I do now. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

God, I'm going to be in love with you in, like, a week.

What the fuck? Well, that's the plan.

That's the problem.

Watching him get that first flame,

it was hot - excuse the pun.

CORK POPS

Woo! There we go.

Happy wedding night. Keep that, keep that.

OK. No, actually, we will. Yeah.

We'll hang it up in our abode.

In our abode? Yeah.

Why is everything you do fit? Me?

Yeah, just like holding the two champagne glasses.

I'm not going to get ahead of myself too much just yet,

I've got to keep it cool a little bit,

I can't fall in too deep straight away, but as it stands,

I think everything that's happening so far is pointing towards

that this is going to be where I might find

my little fairy tale love.

Cheers. Cheers. Happy honeymoon.

Happy honeymoon. Mm...

Aggressive eye contact with that.

It really was, wasn't it? Yeah, I know.

All in all, I couldn't have hoped for more from a first day one.

If it continues this way, I don't see any reason why, I mean,

anyone wouldn't fall in love with him, to be honest. So...

I feel like a lucky girl.

LOUD KISSING

Our loved-up duo, Georgina and Matt,

are turning up the heat...

..but not everyone's basking in the glow.

Taniae!

Hello? Hello. Hey, babe.

How are you? How was your day? Oh, it's been a long day, hasn't it?

How are you? I'm good.

A bit tired, or knackered. Come and have a sit, let's catch up.

I got a glass of prosecco today.

It was lovely. Did you? Yeah. How was that?

SHE LAUGHS

It was cold.

Look, I had a big vent to the girls.

Um, they did ask about the comment.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, and the girls weren't too happy with you.

As expected.

Ugh! To have this comment being brought up again...

To me, it really was just something a little bit funny,

building on the banter we were having before and after.

But I'm really starting to realise,

kind of the severity around how much it impacted her.

Um, and I did talk through some of the...

# Don't hold your breath... #

..some of the issues that we've been facing around emotional connection,

or lack thereof.

But I think... Do you think there's a complete lack of connection?

Because I agree, it's not... No, not a complete...

..growing super strong, but I think there is something there.

I mean, I think that's the difference -

is what I need versus what I'm getting right now.

# You better hope and pray... #

I need more.

He's just saying the right things,

and I haven't quite seen the actions behind it.

# Just one wrong move is all it takes... #

I think what I need from you is,

I need you to please lean in to the emotional intimacy.

I think for you that's hard, and that might be your blocker

to why you haven't been able to find a relationship, and I think...

I think it's fair to say.

You know, you don't need to meet me, be as emotional as me,

but I need to feel like we connect. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think, if we had the connection, it wouldn't be a thing.

But because I'm just not really getting what

I need at the moment, it is a problem.

You know, we're... We're intimate and, straight after, you say,

"Don't go falling in love with me."

Like, it looks like you've just shown your cards about how

you feel about me.

I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here,

because we've spoken about it and I know how you are. Yeah.

But, honestly, it doesn't look great.

We need to step away from these deep conversations

all the bloody time, because that will just push me away.

What I need is a deeper emotional connection.

And if I don't get that,

I just don't think I can keep going in this relationship.

Look... Is that another crate? It's another crate.

"Inside this crate is something you will recognise,

"and may well be missing - your mobile phones."

It says on here, though, "Don't want children." Mm.

I would like an answer on that. Don't want to waste time, like...

Well, then, I can't give you that, Abby.

I really can't help the fact that my preference just isn't you.

I just don't want to hear it, because I ...

I genuinely think, like, he deserves a girl like me.

Wait, who the heck is this?

THEY SCREAM AND SQUEAL

What is happening?

Apparently, when you went to my beach,

you were really quite flirty with David?

Tonight, you'll take a look back at where this adventure began.

You look good. Thank you. So do you. Thank you.

Oh, my God.

It's my ex-girlfriend.

I've been very trusting in Sam, up until this moment.

But I don't need to compete with an ex, and I won't compete with an ex.