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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,293 --> 00:00:04,125 PREVIOUSLY ON "SIX DEGREES"... I GOT SOME FRIENDS. 2 00:00:04,125 --> 00:00:05,716 THEY LOOKIN' FOR A RUNAWAY. YOU MIGHT SPOT HER DRIVING AROUND, 3 00:00:05,716 --> 00:00:08,008 PUT SOME REAL MONEY IN YOUR POCKET. 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,341 I'M SICK OF RUNNING. I JUST STARTED TO FEEL NORMAL HERE. 5 00:00:10,341 --> 00:00:13,054 I STARTED TO FEEL SAFE. 6 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:14,685 MOM KNOW YOU'RE HERE? HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOUR MONTHS. 7 00:00:14,685 --> 00:00:16,687 I-I DIDN'T THINK I HAD TO ASK PERMISSION. 8 00:00:16,687 --> 00:00:21,352 WHAT DO YOU WANT, STEVEN? I THOUGHT I'D COME BY AND TAKE YOU AND MAX TO DINNER, 9 00:00:21,352 --> 00:00:23,564 CELEBRATE. 10 00:00:23,564 --> 00:00:27,027 LET'S JUST GET MARRIED-- NICE, SIMPLE CEREMONY 11 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,359 AT THE FOOT OF THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE. 12 00:00:28,359 --> 00:00:31,492 MY FAVORITE BARTENDER MIXES AT THIS LITTLE PUB. 13 00:00:31,492 --> 00:00:35,326 WE CAN MAYBE MEET THERE SOMETIME. I'M A FRIEND OF WHITNEY'S. 14 00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:36,787 YES. 15 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:42,963 (War's "Why Can't We Be Friends 16 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:48,089 HEY, HEY, HEY. YO, HOW YOU DOING, LADY-- 17 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:51,512 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME TO LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. DAMN. 18 00:00:51,512 --> 00:00:55,136 HEY, HEY, HEY, BIG MONEY. HEY. 19 00:00:55,136 --> 00:00:59,390 HEY, NO, NO, NO, NO. COME ON-- AW. 20 00:00:59,390 --> 00:01:02,563 HEY, HOW YOU DOING, SON? NOW LOOK, 21 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,525 NOW I AIN'T GONNA LIE TO YOU, RIGHT? 22 00:01:04,525 --> 00:01:06,397 BUT MY ASS BEEN KICKED HARD OF LATE. 23 00:01:06,397 --> 00:01:08,739 NOW I LOST MY MOTHER, LOST MY BROTHER, MAN, MY JOB-- 24 00:01:08,739 --> 00:01:11,992 HEY, MY DOG BIT ME. MY WOMAN TOOK THE LAST THING I HAD, MAN-- 25 00:01:11,992 --> 00:01:14,285 MY SELF-RESPECT. SO IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU COULD DO 26 00:01:14,285 --> 00:01:17,908 JUST TO HELP A BROTHER... HEY! GOD BLESS YOU, MAN! 27 00:01:17,908 --> 00:01:20,121 GOD BLESS--WHOO! 28 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:23,874 THEY SAY A FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND INDEED. 29 00:01:23,874 --> 00:01:26,707 THERE ARE 8 MILLION STRANGERS IN MANHATTAN. 30 00:01:26,707 --> 00:01:28,709 SOMEHOW YOU FIND YOUR FRIENDS. 31 00:01:28,709 --> 00:01:30,341 BUT IN THIS CITY, 32 00:01:30,341 --> 00:01:32,303 YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WHO YOU GET CLOSE TO. 33 00:01:32,303 --> 00:01:34,975 A FRIEND COULD BE A SNAKE IN THE GRASS, 34 00:01:34,975 --> 00:01:37,978 OR THE ONE YOU END UP SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH. 35 00:01:37,978 --> 00:01:40,351 HOPELESS. HE HAS NEITHER GRACE NOR RHYTHM. 36 00:01:40,351 --> 00:01:42,523 IT'S A MIRACLE HE WALKS. 37 00:01:42,523 --> 00:01:44,395 WELL, HE'S NOT ENTIRELY WITHOUT RHYTHM. 38 00:01:44,395 --> 00:01:46,026 YEAH. THANK YOU, DARLING. 39 00:01:46,026 --> 00:01:47,818 IT IS FAR EASIER TO MAKE LOVE TO A WOMAN 40 00:01:47,818 --> 00:01:50,321 THAN TO LEAD HER IN A WALTZ. AND CERTAINLY MORE FUN. 41 00:01:50,321 --> 00:01:54,235 LOOK, I'M SORRY, EUGENE. PLEASE DON'T GIVE UP ON ME YET. 42 00:01:54,235 --> 00:01:57,368 THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU. I PROMISE HE'LL PRACTICE AT HOME. 43 00:01:57,368 --> 00:01:58,949 WE'RE GETTING MARRIED IN A WEEK. 44 00:01:58,949 --> 00:02:01,582 YOU DON'T WANT TO BREAK MY LEG ON THE FIRST DANCE, DO YOU? 45 00:02:01,582 --> 00:02:04,505 I PROMISE YOU, I AM GONNA BE FRED ASTAIRE WHEN IT MATTERS. 46 00:02:04,505 --> 00:02:05,956 YOU HAVE MY WORD. GOOD LUCK. 47 00:02:05,956 --> 00:02:08,419 I'VE DANCED WITH BEARS WHO ARE LIGHTER ON THEIR TOES. 48 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:10,461 OOH. 49 00:02:10,461 --> 00:02:12,052 BEARS? 50 00:02:12,052 --> 00:02:14,515 YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? THAT'S FUNNY TO YOU? 51 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:20,311 OH, YOU SEE, THIS IS HOW WE SHOULD BE DOING IT. 52 00:02:20,311 --> 00:02:23,184 YOU GRADUATE FROM AN IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY. 53 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:26,647 YOU CAN'T DOWNLOAD MY CALL SHEET? I'M SORRY, LANCE. 54 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:29,480 YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOUR PARENTS. 55 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,192 THEY WASTED A BUTTLOAD OF MONEY ON YOU. 56 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:33,444 HEY, UM, UH, CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS, 57 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:34,655 YOU KNOW WE'RE LOOKING 58 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:37,117 FOR HARVEY'S STEAKHOUSE, NOT THE NEW WORLD. 59 00:02:37,117 --> 00:02:39,490 ANY PARTICULAR REASON YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE WEST SIDE HIGHWAY? 60 00:02:39,490 --> 00:02:41,702 UH, YEAH, IT'S SHUT DOWN 'CAUSE OF AN ACCIDENT. 61 00:02:41,702 --> 00:02:44,785 THAT'S GREAT. PERFECT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 62 00:02:44,785 --> 00:02:47,838 NO, I'M--I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT BY 8:00. 63 00:02:47,838 --> 00:02:49,920 NO, MY GENIUS ASSISTANT BOOKED ME A DRIVER 64 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,253 WHO DOESN'T KNOW HIS ASS FROM CANARSIE. 65 00:02:52,253 --> 00:02:56,217 HARVEY'S STEAKHOUSE, HUH? 7:59. 66 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:58,429 MY GIRLFRIEND DARLENE FROM HIGH SCHOOL-- 67 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:00,471 SHE USED TO LIVE IN CANARSIE, SO, YOU KNOW... 68 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:03,934 TIP HIM. 69 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,897 YO, MY MAN... 70 00:03:06,897 --> 00:03:09,019 IT AIN'T WORTH IT. NO JOB IS. 71 00:03:09,019 --> 00:03:10,401 ♪ FOOLS THINK IT'S FUNNY ♪ 72 00:03:10,401 --> 00:03:12,313 ♪ NOW THEY OUT SPENDING YOUR MONEY ♪ 73 00:03:12,313 --> 00:03:15,316 ♪ BUT THERE'S A TWIST TO THAT, JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY ♪ 74 00:03:15,316 --> 00:03:17,368 ♪ GOD GOT MY BACK, HOMIE ♪ 75 00:03:17,368 --> 00:03:19,029 ♪♪♪ 76 00:03:21,912 --> 00:03:23,284 AAH! OH! 77 00:03:23,284 --> 00:03:26,327 ♪♪♪ 78 00:03:26,327 --> 00:03:29,380 ♪ DON'T IT SEEM KINDA FUNNY WHEN YOU ROLLIN' DOWN THE BLOCK ♪ 79 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:32,333 ♪ AND YOU KNOW THAT IT AIN'T HOT ♪ OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 80 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:33,884 THE WHACK JOB PUNCHED ANOTHER GUY, HUH? 81 00:03:33,884 --> 00:03:36,927 YEAH, IT'S SIX NOW. I WONDER WHAT'S EATING HIM. 82 00:03:36,927 --> 00:03:39,219 HE'S ABOUT TO GET MARRIED, 83 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,432 AND THE PRESSURE'S FLIPPING HIM OUT. VERY FUNNY. 84 00:03:41,432 --> 00:03:43,974 THERE ARE A LOT OF ANGRY PEOPLE IN NEW YORK. 85 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:46,106 THERE ISN'T ALWAYS A REASON. YEAH, I GUESS. 86 00:03:46,106 --> 00:03:49,149 YOU KNOW THAT EVERYONE'S R.S.V.P.'d EXCEPT FOR ONE? 87 00:03:49,149 --> 00:03:51,111 WHO? LAURA MORGAN. 88 00:03:51,111 --> 00:03:53,484 THE WIDOW? 89 00:03:53,484 --> 00:03:56,317 SHE PROBABLY PREFERS "INTERIOR DESIGNER," BUT, YEAH. 90 00:03:56,317 --> 00:03:58,909 I'M SURPRISED YOU EVEN INVITED HER. 91 00:03:58,909 --> 00:04:01,282 YOU'VE KNOWN HER, WHAT, A MONTH? 92 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:03,744 YEAH, BUT WE REALLY CONNECTED. 93 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,536 I CAN SEE US BEING FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME, 94 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:07,538 AND IN 20 YEARS, I DON'T WANT TO REGRET 95 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:10,541 THAT SHE WASN'T WITH US AT THE WEDDING. 96 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:13,794 I WONDER WHY SHE HASN'T RESPONDED. 97 00:04:13,794 --> 00:04:16,837 ♪♪♪ 98 00:04:16,837 --> 00:04:22,222 ♪ I MET MY LOVER AT A RESTAURANT ♪ 99 00:04:22,222 --> 00:04:26,807 ♪ SHE TOOK MY ORDER WITH A BIG SMILE ♪ 100 00:04:26,807 --> 00:04:28,439 UH, SICILIAN BLACK MARBLE. 101 00:04:28,439 --> 00:04:30,100 IT'S TOO HARD. 102 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:33,273 YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE'S ASSES GOING TO SLEEP BEFORE DESSERT. 103 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,356 VIETNAMESE WICKER? 104 00:04:35,356 --> 00:04:39,199 SHORT SKIRTS ARE IN. CAN YOU SAY CHECKERBOARD THIGHS? 105 00:04:39,199 --> 00:04:43,033 AH! THIS ONE'S JUST RIGHT. 106 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:45,786 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 107 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,578 HELLO. EARTH TO GOLDILOCKS. 108 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:49,620 OH. 109 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:51,462 I'M SORRY, J.T. 110 00:04:51,462 --> 00:04:53,043 DISH. 111 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:55,966 IT'S PERSONAL. NOT WHEN YOU'RE PERSONNEL, IT ISN'T. 112 00:04:57,968 --> 00:05:01,131 A FRIEND OF MINE IS GETTING MARRIED NEXT WEEK, 113 00:05:01,131 --> 00:05:05,426 AND, WELL, I HAVEN'T R.S.V.P.'d... 114 00:05:05,426 --> 00:05:10,100 BECAUSE HER FIANCé HIT ON ME AT THE ENGAGEMENT PARTY. 115 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:12,272 THAT IS A DILEMMA. 116 00:05:12,272 --> 00:05:14,274 I'VE ONLY KNOWN HER FOR ABOUT A MONTH, 117 00:05:14,274 --> 00:05:16,647 SO I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO SAY SOMETHING... 118 00:05:16,647 --> 00:05:18,609 ABSOLUTELY NOT. IF YOU TELL YOUR FRIEND, 119 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:20,611 YOU MIGHT NEVER FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH HER, 120 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:22,493 ESPECIALLY IF THAT LECH OF A HUSBAND IS AROUND. 121 00:05:22,493 --> 00:05:25,115 BUT IF YOU DO TELL HER, SHE'LL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN. 122 00:05:25,115 --> 00:05:26,407 SO DROP HER. 123 00:05:26,407 --> 00:05:28,499 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 124 00:05:28,499 --> 00:05:30,711 AS A HEART ATTACK. YOU BARELY KNOW HER. 125 00:05:30,711 --> 00:05:35,456 WELL, I LIKE HER, AND I FEEL LIKE WE COULD BE GOOD FRIENDS. 126 00:05:35,456 --> 00:05:37,378 SERIOUSLY, LET HER GO. 127 00:06:10,491 --> 00:06:14,164 BABY! OH. 128 00:06:14,164 --> 00:06:15,546 YOU SCARED ME TO DEATH. 129 00:06:15,546 --> 00:06:17,918 I'M THINKING YOU'RE A BURGLAR OR SOMETHING. 130 00:06:17,918 --> 00:06:20,380 OH, MY GOD. THAT'S THE LAST TIME I SURPRISE YOU. OH. 131 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,303 YOU'RE MORE DANGEROUS THAN THIS PUNCHER. 132 00:06:23,303 --> 00:06:25,806 WHAT? OH, SNAP. YO, I DROVE THIS GUY LAST NIGHT. 133 00:06:25,806 --> 00:06:27,808 YEAH, HE GOT PUNCHED RIGHT OUTSIDE OF MY CAR. 134 00:06:27,808 --> 00:06:29,680 REALLY? 135 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,813 YEAH, THE CHUMP. HE DESERVED IT. HOW COME YOU'RE NOT AT WORK? 136 00:06:32,813 --> 00:06:35,225 AIR-JET CLEANER CLOGGED AGAIN. 137 00:06:35,225 --> 00:06:36,727 CAN'T FIGHT TARTAR WITHOUT IT, 138 00:06:36,727 --> 00:06:39,069 SO WE HAD TO CANCEL OUR APPOINTMENTS. 139 00:06:39,069 --> 00:06:41,071 I KNOW YOU WERE SLEEPING OFF THE, UH, NIGHT SHIFT, 140 00:06:41,071 --> 00:06:43,073 SO I GOT YOU BREAKFAST. 141 00:06:43,073 --> 00:06:47,117 MMM. YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO ME, BABY. 142 00:06:47,117 --> 00:06:50,410 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. OH, OH. UM... 143 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,412 HENRY AND MELISSA CANCELLED TONIGHT. 144 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,624 OH, REALLY? 145 00:06:53,624 --> 00:06:55,456 YEAH. TONIGHT, HUH? 146 00:06:55,456 --> 00:06:56,747 MM. TONIGHT? 147 00:06:56,747 --> 00:06:59,249 KARAOKE. REMEMBER? 148 00:06:59,249 --> 00:07:02,092 OH, RIGHT. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 149 00:07:02,092 --> 00:07:04,304 OH, MAN, NO HENRY AND MELISSA? MM-HMM. 150 00:07:04,304 --> 00:07:05,636 THAT'S TOO BAD. 151 00:07:05,636 --> 00:07:08,008 YOU CANNOT COMPLAIN ABOUT MY FRIENDS... 152 00:07:08,008 --> 00:07:10,851 COMPLAINING? I'M KISSING. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 153 00:07:10,851 --> 00:07:13,894 WHEN YOU NEVER BRING ANY OF YOURS AROUND. 154 00:07:13,894 --> 00:07:15,856 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 155 00:07:15,856 --> 00:07:18,438 I'VE NEVER MET ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS, DAMIAN. 156 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:21,191 IT'S WEIRD. WHAT, DO I EMBARRASS YOU? 157 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:24,194 NO, WOMAN. THAT'S CRAZY. Y-YOU'RE MY GIRL. 158 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:26,026 IT'S JUST... YOU KNOW, 159 00:07:26,026 --> 00:07:29,329 THE OPPORTUNITY HASN'T PRESENTED ITSELF YET, THAT'S ALL. 160 00:07:29,329 --> 00:07:31,872 WELL... 161 00:07:31,872 --> 00:07:33,994 IT'S PRESENTING ITSELF RIGHT NOW. 162 00:07:33,994 --> 00:07:36,376 ♪♪♪ 163 00:07:36,376 --> 00:07:41,421 ♪ WELL, SURE IT NEVER USED TO BE ♪ 164 00:07:41,421 --> 00:07:43,794 ♪ SO HARD ♪ 165 00:07:43,794 --> 00:07:47,007 ♪ THIS HARD ♪ 166 00:07:47,007 --> 00:07:49,429 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO LATER? 167 00:07:49,429 --> 00:07:51,892 I GOTTA MEET MAX. 168 00:07:51,892 --> 00:07:53,894 YOU SEE HIM AT THE MOST RANDOM TIMES. 169 00:07:53,894 --> 00:07:55,976 I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND 170 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:59,189 THIS ARRANGEMENT YOU HAVE WITH YOUR EX. THIS ARRANGEMENT'S WITH MAX, NOT WITH... MY EX. 171 00:07:59,189 --> 00:08:01,562 WHAT? SO SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU SEE HIM? 172 00:08:01,562 --> 00:08:03,904 YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE USUALLY THAT STUFF 173 00:08:03,904 --> 00:08:06,486 GETS WORKED OUT IN THE DIVORCE AGREEMENT. UH-HUH. 174 00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:09,950 NOT DIVORCED, HUH? 175 00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:12,282 NOT YET. 176 00:08:12,282 --> 00:08:15,666 THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S... THAT'S REALLY SOMETHING. 177 00:08:15,666 --> 00:08:17,287 WE WERE HEADED THERE. 178 00:08:17,287 --> 00:08:19,670 BELIEVE ME, SHE LOATHES ME, ACTUALLY. 179 00:08:19,670 --> 00:08:21,922 REALLY? WHAT'D YOU DO THAT WAS SO BAD? 180 00:08:21,922 --> 00:08:24,925 I THINK THERE SHOULD BE A LIMIT TO THE AMOUNT OF QUESTIONS 181 00:08:24,925 --> 00:08:27,507 YOU'RE ALLOWED TO ASK IN ANY CONVERSATION. STEVEN. 182 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,179 ANYA. 183 00:08:29,179 --> 00:08:30,631 STEVEN? 184 00:08:30,631 --> 00:08:35,636 AMONG OTHER THINGS, I DISAPPEARED FOR FOUR MONTHS... 185 00:08:35,636 --> 00:08:38,438 ABRUPTLY. WHERE DID YOU GO? 186 00:08:38,438 --> 00:08:41,942 WHERE DO YOU COME DOWN ON WICKER? 187 00:08:41,942 --> 00:08:43,564 WICKER IS THE FURNITURE OF THE DEPRAVED. 188 00:08:43,564 --> 00:08:46,737 FRENCH-OCCUPIED VIETNAM, 1954. 189 00:08:46,737 --> 00:08:49,489 ALSO, WHEN YOU SIT ON IT NAKED, 190 00:08:49,489 --> 00:08:52,412 YOU GET THAT CHECKERBOARD ASS THING. WELL, YOU HAVE TO GO, DON'T YOU? 191 00:08:52,412 --> 00:08:56,286 YES, I DO, TO SEE MY SON... YEAH. 192 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:59,459 WHO WILL SOMEDAY FORGIVE ME. 193 00:08:59,459 --> 00:09:00,831 NO. 194 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:08,669 ♪ THIS AIN'T NO WAY TO BE ♪ 195 00:09:08,669 --> 00:09:12,342 ♪ STUCK BETWEEN MY SHADOW AND.. ♪ 196 00:09:12,342 --> 00:09:14,514 ♪ SUN'S GOING DOWN ♪ 197 00:09:14,514 --> 00:09:17,017 PUNCHER SHIRTS! CHECK IT OUT! NOBODY'S SAFE. 198 00:09:17,017 --> 00:09:19,559 PUNCHER SHIRTS! MEDIUM, LARGE AND EXTRA LARGE. 199 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,311 PUNCHER SHIRTS! CHECK IT OUT! 200 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,313 NOT IN BERLIN, LADY. ONLY IN NEW YORK. 201 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,775 CHECK IT OUT! NOBODY'S SAFE! 202 00:09:24,775 --> 00:09:27,397 HERE WE GO, RIGHT HERE. READY? NOBODY'S SAFE! 203 00:09:27,397 --> 00:09:29,449 YOU WANNA PITCH OR HIT? I DON'T CARE. 204 00:09:29,449 --> 00:09:32,613 YOUR ENTHUSIASM IS OVERWHELMING. 205 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:35,325 WHAT ARE WE DOING? 206 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:36,657 WE'RE TRYING. 207 00:09:36,657 --> 00:09:40,080 THIS IS WHAT FATHERS AND SONS DO--THEY PLAY BALL. 208 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,333 SO PUT THE BAT ON YOUR SHOULDER, 209 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,375 STEP UP TO THE PLATE 210 00:09:45,375 --> 00:09:47,587 AND PRETEND YOU'RE HAVING FUN. 211 00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:52,633 ALL RIGHT. BEST PLAYER EVER? 212 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:54,384 I DON'T KNOW. 213 00:09:54,384 --> 00:09:55,766 GIVE ME A NAME. 214 00:09:55,766 --> 00:09:57,557 BARRY BONDS. BARRY BONDS? 215 00:09:57,557 --> 00:09:59,179 OH! 216 00:09:59,179 --> 00:10:02,522 NICE CUT. CHOKE UP, CHOKE UP, CHOKE UP. 217 00:10:02,522 --> 00:10:05,435 TOO MUCH. TOO MUCH. TOO MUCH. 218 00:10:05,435 --> 00:10:08,989 BEND YOUR KNEES. ELBOW UP! 219 00:10:08,989 --> 00:10:10,400 I SAY WILLIE MAYS. 220 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,942 ALBERT PUJOLS. 221 00:10:11,942 --> 00:10:13,363 DiMAGGIO. 222 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,826 OH! HUGE HIT! 223 00:10:15,826 --> 00:10:18,789 UNBELIEVABLE! YES, LISTEN! 224 00:10:25,746 --> 00:10:29,840 OKAY, LIKE, THE BEST BASEBALL PLAYER EVER? 225 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,422 BEST EVER EVER EVER. 226 00:10:32,422 --> 00:10:34,634 I'D HAVE TO GO WITH THE "IRON MAN," LOU GEHRIG. 227 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,758 GREAT FIELDER, GREAT HITTER. 228 00:10:37,758 --> 00:10:40,761 IN THE FACE OF TRUE ADVERSITY HE NEVER LOST HIS DIGNITY, 229 00:10:40,761 --> 00:10:43,724 WHICH IS NO SMALL FEAT. YOU SHOULD KNOW, STEVEN. 230 00:10:43,724 --> 00:10:46,606 PICKED UP HIS BASEBALL BAT ON CHESS CLUB DAY. 231 00:10:46,606 --> 00:10:48,769 I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP. MOM, LET ME EXPLAIN. 232 00:10:48,769 --> 00:10:51,401 YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. CHRISTINE, LISTEN. 233 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:54,324 GO WAIT FOR ME IN THE PLAYGROUND. 234 00:10:54,324 --> 00:10:55,445 GO ON. 235 00:10:57,988 --> 00:10:59,780 YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE, STEVEN. 236 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:01,371 I'M JUST TRYING TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH HIM. 237 00:11:01,371 --> 00:11:03,493 SO YOU CAN TEACH HIM TO LIE AS WELL AS YOU DO? 238 00:11:03,493 --> 00:11:05,996 HE WANTS TO BE HERE, TOO, YOU KNOW. HE'S A KID! 239 00:11:05,996 --> 00:11:07,958 OF COURSE HE WANTS HIS FATHER OR HE THINKS HE DOES, 240 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:09,549 BUT YOU'RE JUST GONNA HURT HIM AGAIN. 241 00:11:09,549 --> 00:11:11,882 WELL, MAYBE THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT. BASED ON WHAT? 242 00:11:11,882 --> 00:11:14,054 WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU? CHRIS, COME ON-- 243 00:11:14,054 --> 00:11:17,057 STAY AWAY FROM HIM, STEVEN. 244 00:11:17,057 --> 00:11:21,181 HOW'S HE EVER GONNA LEARN HOW TO HIT A CURVEBALL? 245 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,183 IF YOU GO NEAR HIM AGAIN, 246 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,185 I'M GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER. 247 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,460 (male reporter speaking indistinctly on TV) 248 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,502 OH, YEAH. MM. 249 00:11:52,502 --> 00:11:54,424 I SAW THAT ON THE FRIDGE. THAT'S WAY OVERDUE. 250 00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:56,336 YEAH, I THINK I HAVE TO SAY "NO." 251 00:11:56,336 --> 00:11:59,299 WHAT WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO GO? I DO. I JUST... UGH. 252 00:11:59,299 --> 00:12:01,681 MY--MY FRIEND IS ABOUT TO MARRY THIS TOTAL CREEP, 253 00:12:01,681 --> 00:12:03,683 AND I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER I SHOULD TELL HER-- 254 00:12:03,683 --> 00:12:05,305 THE PUNCHER STRUCK AGAIN LAST NIGHT. 255 00:12:05,305 --> 00:12:07,938 VICTIM NUMBER SIX WAS WALLOPED OUTSIDE OF HARVEY'S STEAKHOUSE 256 00:12:07,938 --> 00:12:09,940 IN THE MEATPACKING DISTRICT. 257 00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:13,403 IT HAS THE CITY PARALYZED WITH TERROR. UGH. 258 00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:15,485 OH, YEAH. "TERROR." RIGHT. THAT'S TV NEWS FOR YOU. 259 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,527 SOME KNUCKLEHEAD WITH ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES 260 00:12:17,527 --> 00:12:19,910 GETS THE SAME HEADLINE AS A TERRORIST ATTACK. 261 00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:22,452 WELL, HE HASN'T HIT A WOMAN YET, SO I'M NOT SCARED. 262 00:12:22,452 --> 00:12:24,324 EXACTLY. YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT TERROR? MM. 263 00:12:24,324 --> 00:12:26,416 YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE LAST SUMMER. WHAT? 264 00:12:26,416 --> 00:12:28,999 THERE WAS SOME GUY ON THE SUBWAY LICKING WOMEN'S TOES. 265 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,751 WHAT?! IT FREAKED ME OUT. EVERY TIME SOME GUY 266 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,374 KNEELED DOWN TO TIE HIS SHOE, I'D REACH FOR MY PEPPER SPRAY. 267 00:12:34,374 --> 00:12:37,427 OH, GOD. YEAH. I DO NOT GET THE TOE THING. 268 00:12:37,427 --> 00:12:38,879 ME NEITHER. 269 00:12:38,879 --> 00:12:42,512 OKAY. LET ME ASK YOU THIS. 270 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:45,475 IF YOU WERE YOUR FRIEND, WOULD YOU WANT TO KNOW? 271 00:12:47,687 --> 00:12:49,689 OH, MY GOD. YOU LOOK GORGEOUS! 272 00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:52,272 REALLY? I HAVE KNOWN YOU SINCE YOU WERE 15, WHIT. OKAY? 273 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,274 YOU'VE NEVER LOOKED MORE BEAUTIFUL. 274 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,446 THANKS, SARAH. I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT. 275 00:12:56,446 --> 00:12:59,569 CAN YOU BELIEVE I GOT THIS DRESS OFF THE RACK? IT'S CLASSIC. IT IS SO YOU. 276 00:12:59,569 --> 00:13:02,492 PUT THE VEIL ON. NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT GONNA WEAR A VEIL. 277 00:13:02,492 --> 00:13:05,365 I THINK IT'S A LITTLE OLD-FASHIONED. 278 00:13:05,365 --> 00:13:07,457 OH, CAN YOU GET THAT? YEAH. 279 00:13:07,457 --> 00:13:09,579 HELLO? WHITNEY'S PHONE. 280 00:13:09,579 --> 00:13:13,333 LAURA MORGAN? YES. 281 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,794 YES. 282 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,877 HI. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 283 00:13:16,877 --> 00:13:20,510 I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO CALL. I'VE JUST BEEN REALLY BUSY. 284 00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:21,721 UM... 285 00:13:21,721 --> 00:13:24,424 COULD WE MEET FOR A DRINK? 286 00:13:24,424 --> 00:13:25,425 Yeah. 287 00:13:25,425 --> 00:13:27,767 HOW ABOUT, UM, BAR FIVE AT 5:00? 288 00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,769 OKAY. TODAY-- OH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 289 00:13:29,769 --> 00:13:32,602 All right. I'll see you then. OKAY. 290 00:13:32,602 --> 00:13:34,604 IT'S A NEW FRIEND. 291 00:13:34,604 --> 00:13:36,776 HOPEFULLY, YOU'LL BE MEETING HER AT THE WEDDING. 292 00:13:36,776 --> 00:13:39,069 SO HOW'S, UH, ROY HOLDING UP? 293 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:42,652 HE SEEMS TO BE VERY CALM ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. OH, IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING! 294 00:13:42,652 --> 00:13:46,446 MMM. PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T GET ME STARTED AGAIN. 295 00:13:46,446 --> 00:13:48,448 I'VE GOT TO GO BACK TO WORK. 296 00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:50,120 YEAH. 297 00:13:53,503 --> 00:13:56,166 YEAH, ME, TOO. 298 00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:59,509 HEY, HANDS OFF. THAT'S MINE. 299 00:13:59,509 --> 00:14:03,303 SORRY. SO... 300 00:14:03,303 --> 00:14:05,765 WE ON FOR NEXT WEEK? I CAN'T DO NEXT WEEK, JESS. 301 00:14:05,765 --> 00:14:07,557 YOU ADDED ANOTHER TO THE ROTATION? 302 00:14:07,557 --> 00:14:08,929 NO. 303 00:14:08,929 --> 00:14:12,062 I'M GONNA BE IN ANGUILLA... ON MY HONEYMOON. 304 00:14:12,062 --> 00:14:15,145 OH, PLEASE. YOU'RE NOT REALLY GONNA MARRY HER, ARE YOU? 305 00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:18,318 YEAH, OF COURSE I AM. I LOVE HER. AND YET YOU'RE HERE. 306 00:14:18,318 --> 00:14:21,781 YEAH. I KNOW IT'S COMPLICATED, 307 00:14:21,781 --> 00:14:24,194 BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S CHEATING UNTIL YOU'RE MARRIED. 308 00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:25,405 YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE THAT, DO YOU? 309 00:14:25,405 --> 00:14:28,328 YEAH, I--YEAH, I DO. 310 00:14:28,328 --> 00:14:31,581 I'VE JUST BEEN, YOU KNOW, WHAT'S THE EXPRESSION? 311 00:14:31,581 --> 00:14:33,543 SOWING MY OATS. 312 00:14:33,543 --> 00:14:36,296 YOU SOWED ENOUGH OATS TO PUT GENERAL MILLS OUT OF BUSINESS. 313 00:14:36,296 --> 00:14:39,629 YEAH, WELL, NOW THAT'S ALL GONNA CHANGE. 314 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,502 THE MINUTE I SAY "I DO," THAT'S IT. 315 00:14:42,502 --> 00:14:44,174 I'M HERS. 316 00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:46,636 COME ON, MAN. WHAT ELSE YOU GOT GOING ON TONIGHT? 317 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,468 I DON'T--THIS ISN'T GONNA GET WEIRD, IS IT? 318 00:14:48,468 --> 00:14:51,972 NAH. NO. IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, REGINA FEELS LIKE I'M, YOU KNOW, 319 00:14:51,972 --> 00:14:54,514 HIDING MY FRIENDS FROM HER. THAT'S ALL. 320 00:14:54,514 --> 00:14:57,437 ARE YOU? NO. NAH. ABSOLUTELY NOT. 321 00:14:57,437 --> 00:15:00,480 OKAY, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 322 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,322 LET'S JUST SAY YOU'RE A LITTLE MORE RESPECTABLE 323 00:15:02,322 --> 00:15:04,404 THAN A LOT OF MY OLD FRIENDS, MAN. 324 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,786 I MEAN, I GOT SOME GUYS I COULD INVITE OUT, 325 00:15:06,786 --> 00:15:09,449 BUT, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE NOT... REALLY... LAWYERS? 326 00:15:09,449 --> 00:15:11,411 RIGHT. RIGHT. HEY, LOOK, 327 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:15,165 I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION HERE. THAT'S ALL. 328 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,957 ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT IT. YEAH? 329 00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:18,838 YEAH, I'LL GO. YEAH? THANKS, MAN. 330 00:15:18,838 --> 00:15:22,172 FOR REAL. HEY, I OWE YOU. GOOD LOOKIN' OUT. ALL RIGHT. 331 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:26,806 ♪♪♪ 332 00:15:26,806 --> 00:15:29,549 SO HOW IS THE WEDDING PLANNING COMING? 333 00:15:29,549 --> 00:15:31,551 I HAD MY LAST FITTING TODAY, 334 00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:35,855 AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS FALLING INTO PLACE. GREAT. 335 00:15:35,855 --> 00:15:39,359 FUNNY, THOUGH. I HAVEN'T GOTTEN YOUR R.S.V.P. 336 00:15:39,359 --> 00:15:44,064 I KNOW. I KNOW. I'VE JUST-- I'VE BEEN SO BUSY, AND... 337 00:15:44,064 --> 00:15:46,566 AND I ACTUALLY REALLY WOULD LIKE TO... 338 00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:50,490 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. WHAT IS IT? 339 00:15:52,492 --> 00:15:54,284 MARRIAGE IS HARD. 340 00:15:54,284 --> 00:15:57,167 I'M 341 00:15:57,167 --> 00:16:00,040 IT--IT--IT CAN BE WORK, YOU KNOW, ALL THE TIME. 342 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,292 AND SO YOU JUST, YOU KNOW... 343 00:16:02,292 --> 00:16:04,844 SO YOU JUST-- YOU WANT TO BE SURE... 344 00:16:04,844 --> 00:16:07,677 THAT YOU'RE SURE. 345 00:16:07,677 --> 00:16:10,430 OF COURSE I'M SURE. OKAY. GOOD. 346 00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:14,594 I MEAN, AND YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU'RE RUSHING INTO IT 347 00:16:14,594 --> 00:16:17,227 WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR OVER THREE YEARS, 348 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,519 SO, NO, NOT REALLY. 349 00:16:19,519 --> 00:16:21,151 WHERE'S THIS COMING FROM? 350 00:16:21,151 --> 00:16:23,063 PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. 351 00:16:23,063 --> 00:16:26,066 I-I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE IN--IN--IN A DIFFICULT MARRIAGE, 352 00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:28,068 AND THEN TO FIND OUT THAT 353 00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:31,781 YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW THE MAN THAT YOU'RE WITH-- I THINK THAT I KNOW THE MAN THAT-- 354 00:16:31,781 --> 00:16:34,494 AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO MAKE THAT MISTAKE. 355 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,077 MISTAKE? 356 00:16:37,077 --> 00:16:40,120 I'M GETTING MARRIED IN A WEEK TO THE MAN THAT I LOVE. 357 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,122 WHITNEY, WAIT-- I DON'T THINK THAT I'M MAKING A MISTAKE, 358 00:16:42,122 --> 00:16:45,335 AND YOU BARELY KNOW ME... I KNOW-- 359 00:16:45,335 --> 00:16:48,508 SO I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE TALKING TO ME-- I KNOW. I'M SO SORRY. I'M SO--I'M SORRY. 360 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,511 I'M SORRY. I DON'T THINK I REALLY NEED THIS RIGHT NOW. 361 00:17:05,105 --> 00:17:06,606 I'M TELLING YOU, THE PUNCHER HAS A PATTERN. 362 00:17:06,606 --> 00:17:09,699 THERE IS NO PATTERN. LOOK AT THESE PINS. IT'S A FREAKIN' PENTAGRAM. 363 00:17:09,699 --> 00:17:12,362 WELL, IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A SNOWFLAKE TO ME. 364 00:17:12,362 --> 00:17:15,955 YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY. THERE'S NO METHOD TO HIS MADNESS. 365 00:17:15,955 --> 00:17:17,747 HELLO? 366 00:17:17,747 --> 00:17:20,080 HEY, MAE. IT'S--IT'S CARLOS. 367 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,332 HEY, UH, WHAT'S UP? 368 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:25,125 QUESTION-- HOW'S YOUR SINGING? 369 00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:26,506 MY SINGING? 370 00:17:26,506 --> 00:17:30,630 IT'S GOOD... IN THE SHOWER. WHY? 371 00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:34,384 You up for some karaoke tonight? The Gold Monkey? 372 00:17:34,384 --> 00:17:36,346 YOU MEAN, LIKE A... LIKE A DATE? 373 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,937 Uh... 374 00:17:37,937 --> 00:17:41,851 YEAH. WHY NOT? ACTUALLY, IT'S A DOUBLE DATE-- 375 00:17:41,851 --> 00:17:43,523 UM, MY BUDDY AND HIS GIRLFRIEND. 376 00:17:43,523 --> 00:17:45,565 OH. 377 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,108 IS 378 00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,949 NO. UH... 379 00:17:49,949 --> 00:17:53,743 UH, IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE TO BABYSIT TONIGHT, SO... 380 00:17:53,743 --> 00:17:57,697 OH, WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD. 381 00:17:57,697 --> 00:17:59,499 RAIN CHECK? 382 00:17:59,499 --> 00:18:00,660 YEAH, SURE. 383 00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:03,463 ALL RIGHT. TALK TO YOU. 384 00:18:03,463 --> 00:18:04,834 BYE. 385 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,297 BYE. 386 00:18:11,050 --> 00:18:13,173 BYE. 387 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:21,141 MAX? 388 00:18:22,562 --> 00:18:25,605 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 389 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,188 MOM SAID I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SEE YOU ANYMORE. 390 00:18:28,188 --> 00:18:30,360 I KNOW. 391 00:18:31,941 --> 00:18:34,614 WELL, CAN SHE DO THAT? 392 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,871 SHE'S MAD BECAUSE WE SNUCK AROUND BEHIND HER BACK. 393 00:18:43,953 --> 00:18:46,376 I SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT YOU IN THAT POSITION. I'M SORRY. 394 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,007 IT'S NOT FAIR. 395 00:18:48,007 --> 00:18:51,171 WELL, THERE ARE EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES. 396 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,463 YOU MEAN BECAUSE YOU LEFT? 397 00:18:53,463 --> 00:18:56,095 YEAH, BECAUSE I LEFT, AND BECAUSE BEFORE I LEFT, 398 00:18:56,095 --> 00:18:59,098 I DID SOME THINGS THAT... 399 00:18:59,098 --> 00:19:02,101 MADE IT DIFFICULT FOR YOUR MOTHER TO TRUST ME. 400 00:19:02,101 --> 00:19:04,354 LIKE THE WATER PARK? 401 00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:07,437 MAYBE, YES. LIKE THE WATER PARK. 402 00:19:09,108 --> 00:19:10,690 LISTEN TO ME. 403 00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:12,982 THERE'S NOTHING I WANT MORE ON EARTH 404 00:19:12,982 --> 00:19:15,575 THAN TO BE WITH YOU ALL THE TIME. 405 00:19:15,575 --> 00:19:17,777 HUH? YEAH. 406 00:19:17,777 --> 00:19:21,371 BUT I GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO THIS THE RIGHT WAY, 407 00:19:21,371 --> 00:19:23,493 SO I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOUR MOTHER. 408 00:19:23,493 --> 00:19:26,496 SO FOR NOW YOU HAVE TO GO HOME. 409 00:19:26,496 --> 00:19:27,837 OKAY? 410 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:36,506 IT'LL BE OKAY. I PROMISE. I LOVE YOU. 411 00:19:36,506 --> 00:19:38,508 HEY. 412 00:19:38,508 --> 00:19:40,720 TAKE A CAB. 413 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,852 TAKE A CAB. 414 00:19:45,355 --> 00:19:48,358 (siren wailing, helicopter whirring) 415 00:19:48,358 --> 00:19:50,730 I JUST WANNA KNOW WHAT MY RIGHTS ARE. 416 00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:52,362 FIRST THINGS FIRST. 417 00:19:52,362 --> 00:19:54,364 TELL ME WHY YOUR WIFE 418 00:19:54,364 --> 00:19:56,316 WOULD SEEK TO THREATEN A RESTRAINING ORDER. 419 00:19:56,316 --> 00:19:58,318 I'M SURE SHE FEELS I HAVEN'T BEEN 420 00:19:58,318 --> 00:20:00,370 THE STRONGEST INFLUENCE ON OUR SON MAX. 421 00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:03,413 IS SHE RIGHT? 422 00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:06,246 WELL, THINGS HAVE BEEN A LOT BETTER 423 00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:07,627 SINCE I CAME BACK. 424 00:20:07,627 --> 00:20:09,329 YOU WERE AWAY? 425 00:20:09,329 --> 00:20:11,961 FOR A FEW MONTHS. I HAD LEFT SUDDENLY, 426 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,384 WHICH AGGRAVATED THE WHOLE SITUATION. 427 00:20:14,384 --> 00:20:16,135 WHERE'D YOU GO? 428 00:20:16,135 --> 00:20:18,137 DOES THAT MAKE A DIFFERENCE? 429 00:20:18,137 --> 00:20:20,300 NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. 430 00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,472 DISAPPEARING MAKES YOU IRRESPONSIBLE, 431 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:25,935 BUT NOT NECESSARILY DANGEROUS. 432 00:20:25,935 --> 00:20:29,309 WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE YOU LEFT? 433 00:20:29,309 --> 00:20:33,693 MR. CASEMAN, FATHER'S RIGHTS DON'T EXIST INSIDE A VACUUM. 434 00:20:33,693 --> 00:20:36,446 I NEED CONTEXT. 435 00:20:36,446 --> 00:20:39,859 I'M $400 AN HOUR. 436 00:20:39,859 --> 00:20:42,201 YOU CAN SIT IN SILENCE OUTSIDE FOR FREE. 437 00:20:42,201 --> 00:20:44,123 UH... 438 00:20:44,123 --> 00:20:48,498 WELL, FOR ONE, I, UH, TOOK MAX TO A WATER PARK 439 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:51,040 FOR HIS 9th BIRTHDAY. 440 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,042 IT WAS BRIGHT AND NOISY AND... 441 00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:55,875 AS THOSE PLACES TEND TO BE, ESPECIALLY WITH A HANGOVER. 442 00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:58,968 I NEEDED TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF. YOU WERE DRINKING. 443 00:20:58,968 --> 00:21:01,431 AND, UM... 444 00:21:01,431 --> 00:21:05,645 IT WAS CROWDED--SATURDAY. 445 00:21:05,645 --> 00:21:07,937 AND I MISPLACED HIM. 446 00:21:09,729 --> 00:21:12,732 SECURITY FOUND HIM AND, UH, THEY WOULDN'T RELEASE HIM TO ME 447 00:21:12,732 --> 00:21:14,774 RIGHT AWAY, SO THERE WAS AN ALTERCATION, 448 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,357 AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE, AND, UH, MY-- 449 00:21:17,357 --> 00:21:21,321 HIS MOTHER HAD TO FLY IN FROM A BUSINESS TRIP, 450 00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:23,573 WHICH WAS TRAGIC. IT WAS, UH-- 451 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:26,115 YOUR SON WITNESSED THE ALTERCATION? 452 00:21:26,115 --> 00:21:29,168 I'M NOT THAT PERSON ANYMORE. 453 00:21:29,168 --> 00:21:31,911 LET ME BE CANDID WITH YOU. 454 00:21:31,911 --> 00:21:34,123 FROM WHAT YOU'VE TOLD ME, 455 00:21:34,123 --> 00:21:37,507 YOU'RE LOOKING AT A VERY LONG, EXPENSIVE COURT BATTLE 456 00:21:37,507 --> 00:21:40,089 THAT YOU PROBABLY WON'T WIN. 457 00:21:40,089 --> 00:21:42,301 ♪♪♪ 458 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:46,556 ♪ IT'S ALL TOO MUCH TO TAKE IN ♪ 459 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,811 I MEAN, THE POOR WOMAN! IT WAS HIDEOUS! 460 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,233 I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO TONGUE-TIED IN MY LIFE. 461 00:21:54,233 --> 00:21:56,235 I SAID, "MARRIAGE IS HARD." 462 00:21:56,235 --> 00:21:58,237 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID? 463 00:21:58,237 --> 00:22:01,651 YEAH, I MEAN, I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME EITHER. 464 00:22:01,651 --> 00:22:03,863 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, MAE? 465 00:22:03,863 --> 00:22:06,826 THE THING IS THAT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THE TRUTH... EVER, 466 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:10,370 UNLESS YOU'RE TELLING THEM THAT THEY'VE LOST WEIGHT. 467 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,372 YEAH, OR THE BABY IS BEAUTIFUL. YEAH. 468 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:13,663 OR SOMETHING... 469 00:22:13,663 --> 00:22:16,295 HEY, WHO WAS THAT GUY WHO CALLED HERE EARLIER? 470 00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:17,667 OH... 471 00:22:17,667 --> 00:22:19,669 I'M SORRY, BUT I WAS, 472 00:22:19,669 --> 00:22:22,091 YOU KNOW, I WAS WALKING BY, AND I-I OVERHEARD. NO. 473 00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:24,093 IT'S TOTALLY FINE. 474 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:25,465 HIS NAME IS CARLOS. 475 00:22:25,465 --> 00:22:28,307 CARLOS? OKAY. MM-HMM. 476 00:22:28,307 --> 00:22:30,309 I HOPE THAT YOU KNOW THAT IT'S OKAY 477 00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:32,311 FOR YOU TO HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE. 478 00:22:32,311 --> 00:22:35,314 I MEAN, I WANT YOU TO HAVE TIME, AND... YEAH. YEAH, OF COURSE. OF COURSE. 479 00:22:35,314 --> 00:22:37,527 IS HE A NICE GUY? YEAH. 480 00:22:37,527 --> 00:22:39,529 SMART AND... 481 00:22:39,529 --> 00:22:41,941 YEAH. WELL, WE ARE FRIENDS, AND... 482 00:22:41,941 --> 00:22:43,943 I CAN'T... I DON'T KNOW. 483 00:22:43,943 --> 00:22:46,155 YOU KNOW WHAT? 484 00:22:46,155 --> 00:22:48,488 IT'S HARD ENOUGH TO BE FRIENDS, RIGHT? YEAH. 485 00:22:48,488 --> 00:22:52,251 I MEAN, I SEEM TO LOSE 'EM AS FAST AS I MAKE 'EM. MM. 486 00:22:52,251 --> 00:22:55,374 ♪ HARD AS IT MAY SEEM TO BE FILLED WITH... ♪ 487 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,713 HI. 488 00:23:03,713 --> 00:23:07,346 HEY, BABY, JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW I'M COMING HOME. 489 00:23:07,346 --> 00:23:08,678 Hello? 490 00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:10,680 YEAH, I'M BACK AT THE OFFICE. 491 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,812 YOU SOUND STRANGE. 492 00:23:12,812 --> 00:23:15,895 I, UM, FINISHED THE SEATING CHART. Excellent. 493 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,937 LAURA MORGAN'S NOT COMING. 494 00:23:17,937 --> 00:23:20,690 YOU KNOW WHAT, LOVE? WE'LL SURVIVE. 495 00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:23,823 I HAD DRINKS WITH HER TONIGHT. IT WAS PRETTY AWFUL. 496 00:23:23,823 --> 00:23:25,735 SHE, UM... 497 00:23:25,735 --> 00:23:28,488 BASICALLY TOLD ME NOT TO MARRY YOU. 498 00:23:28,488 --> 00:23:32,291 I'M SO SORRY. I KNOW YOU WANTED TO BE FRIENDS. 499 00:23:32,291 --> 00:23:35,294 WELL, YOU DON'T SOUND VERY SURPRISED, ROY. 500 00:23:35,294 --> 00:23:37,917 LOOK, I'VE SAID MAYBE TWO WORDS TO THE WOMAN. 501 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,919 I HAVEN'T A CLUE WHAT GOES ON IN HER HEAD. 502 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,001 MISERY LOVES COMPANY, I GUESS. 503 00:23:42,001 --> 00:23:44,804 YOU'RE SURE THAT'S IT? 504 00:23:44,804 --> 00:23:46,425 OF COURSE I'M SURE. 505 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,427 NOW LOOK, I'M GONNA GET IN A CAB. 506 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,810 I SUGGEST YOU FIND ONE, TOO, BECAUSE THE MINUTE 507 00:23:50,810 --> 00:23:54,814 I WALK THROUGH THE DOOR, I'M GONNA RAVISH YOU. 508 00:23:54,814 --> 00:23:56,516 OKAY. 509 00:23:56,516 --> 00:23:59,519 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE. 510 00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:03,232 ROY? 511 00:24:03,232 --> 00:24:04,614 ROY?! 512 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,333 THE STREET LIGHT WAS ON HIS FACE WHEN HE TURNED AROUND... 513 00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:16,996 BEFORE HE HIT ME. 514 00:24:16,996 --> 00:24:19,248 HE HAS DIFFERENT COLORED EYES. 515 00:24:19,248 --> 00:24:21,250 LIKE A SIBERIAN HUSKY. 516 00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:24,383 EXACTLY. YOU GOT A REALLY GOOD LOOK AT HIM. 517 00:24:24,383 --> 00:24:26,005 THIS'LL HELP. 518 00:24:27,386 --> 00:24:29,388 THANK YOU. 519 00:24:29,388 --> 00:24:31,390 THIS IS INSANE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 520 00:24:31,390 --> 00:24:34,303 I KNOW. WHAT ARE THE ODDS, HUH? 521 00:24:34,303 --> 00:24:36,095 IT'S KINDA FUNNY. 522 00:24:36,095 --> 00:24:37,647 HILARIOUS. 523 00:24:37,647 --> 00:24:40,019 YOU'RE PART OF HISTORY, ROY. 524 00:24:40,019 --> 00:24:42,311 YEAH, WELL, WE CAN TELL OUR KIDS ALL ABOUT IT, 525 00:24:42,311 --> 00:24:44,313 OR ELSE WE CAN JUST SHOW 'EM 526 00:24:44,313 --> 00:24:46,315 THE, UH, THE FAIRY TALE WEDDING PICTURES. 527 00:24:46,315 --> 00:24:48,447 OH, GOD, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT. 528 00:24:48,447 --> 00:24:50,449 YEAH, AND BY "FAIRY TALE," 529 00:24:50,449 --> 00:24:53,032 OF COURSE, I MEAN, "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST." 530 00:24:55,034 --> 00:24:57,997 ♪♪♪ 531 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,459 ALL RIGHT, SO WHERE'D YOU GUYS MEET? 532 00:25:00,459 --> 00:25:02,171 UM, WE MET AT A CLUB. 533 00:25:02,171 --> 00:25:03,623 A NIGHTCLUB. 534 00:25:03,623 --> 00:25:05,254 I MEAN, NOT DANCING OR ANYTHING. 535 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:07,627 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, MAN! IT WAS OUTSIDE. 536 00:25:07,627 --> 00:25:09,298 RIGHT, RIGHT, UH, DAMIAN GOT ME IN. 537 00:25:09,298 --> 00:25:11,090 THAT'S NICE. 538 00:25:11,090 --> 00:25:13,723 IT IS NICE. SO, CARLOS, NO GIRLFRIEND? 539 00:25:13,723 --> 00:25:17,436 UH, YEAH, I GOT SOMETHING IN THE WORKS. OKAY. 540 00:25:17,436 --> 00:25:20,770 BUT, UH, SHE WAS BUSY TONIGHT. OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. 541 00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:23,563 DAMIAN TELLS ME THAT YOU ARE A LEGAL AID LAWYER. 542 00:25:23,563 --> 00:25:25,735 WHAT'S IT LIKE ALWAYS, YOU KNOW, 543 00:25:25,735 --> 00:25:29,949 DEFENDING THE BAD GUYS? 544 00:25:29,949 --> 00:25:32,411 HEY, HEY, HEY, COME ON WITH THE INTERROGATIONS, PLEASE. I'M SORRY! 545 00:25:32,411 --> 00:25:35,154 NO, NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. SHE'S VERY CURIOUS. 546 00:25:35,154 --> 00:25:37,116 THEY'RE NOT BAD GUYS. THEY'RE PEOPLE-- 547 00:25:37,116 --> 00:25:39,919 PEOPLE THAT THE SYSTEM'S LET DOWN, 548 00:25:39,919 --> 00:25:41,921 WHETHER IT'S POVERTY, BAD INFLUENCE, 549 00:25:41,921 --> 00:25:45,164 AND THEY DON'T HAVE ANYBODY ELSE TO STAND UP FOR THEM 550 00:25:45,164 --> 00:25:47,466 EXCEPT FOR ME. SO THAT'S WHY... 551 00:25:47,466 --> 00:25:49,508 CARLOS! HEY! 552 00:25:49,508 --> 00:25:52,722 HEY! I DON'T BELIEVE IT. YOU MADE IT! 553 00:25:52,722 --> 00:25:55,384 YEAH, IT TURNS OUT I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORK! 554 00:25:55,384 --> 00:25:59,138 I DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS COMING. OKAY. UH-OH. 555 00:25:59,138 --> 00:26:01,310 DAMIAN, REGINA, THIS IS MY, UH... 556 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:04,523 THIS IS MAE. 557 00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:07,186 IT'S REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU. NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. 558 00:26:07,186 --> 00:26:09,488 HEY, HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR TO ME. 559 00:26:09,488 --> 00:26:11,400 I DON'T... REALLY? 560 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,282 I DON'T THINK WE'VE MET. 561 00:26:13,282 --> 00:26:16,245 WELL, I'M A DRIVER. HAVE I EVER DRIVEN YOU BEFORE? 562 00:26:16,245 --> 00:26:17,456 I DON'T THINK SO. 563 00:26:19,368 --> 00:26:22,371 WHOO! 564 00:26:22,371 --> 00:26:24,373 ♪ EVERYWHERE I GO, EVERY FACE I SEE ♪ 565 00:26:24,373 --> 00:26:27,046 ♪ EVERY STEP I TAKE ♪ 566 00:26:27,046 --> 00:26:29,338 ♪ YOU TAKE WITH ME, YEAH ♪ 567 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:31,470 ♪ NOWHERE TO RUN TO, BABY ♪ 568 00:26:31,470 --> 00:26:32,802 SHOW 'EM HOW TO DO IT, GIRL. 569 00:26:32,802 --> 00:26:34,804 ♪ COULD IT BE THE DEVIL IN ME? ♪ 570 00:26:34,804 --> 00:26:37,476 ♪ OR IS THIS THE WAY LOVE'S SUPPOSED TO BE? ♪ 571 00:26:37,476 --> 00:26:39,388 ♪ IT'S LIKE A HEAT WAVE ♪ 572 00:26:39,388 --> 00:26:40,680 ♪ BRICK ♪ 573 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:41,981 ♪ HOUSE ♪ 574 00:26:41,981 --> 00:26:45,144 ♪ BAD COMPANY ♪ 575 00:26:45,144 --> 00:26:48,607 ♪ TILL THE DAY I DIE ♪ 576 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:52,321 ♪ TILL THE DAY I DIE ♪ 577 00:26:56,235 --> 00:26:57,616 THAT'S NOT BAD, RIGHT? 578 00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,239 HEY, HEY, YOU-- YOU WERE PRETTY GOOD. 579 00:27:00,239 --> 00:27:03,663 THAT WAS AMAZING. THAT WAS AMAZING. I KNOW. 580 00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:05,294 CARLOS, MAN, I MEAN, LIKE, I NEED TO BE 581 00:27:05,294 --> 00:27:07,376 STRAIGHT UP WITH YOU. OKAY. 582 00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:09,088 YOU HAVE... 583 00:27:09,088 --> 00:27:11,010 NO SKILLS BEHIND THE MIKE. 584 00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:12,882 SERIOUSLY, YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER SING AGAIN! 585 00:27:12,882 --> 00:27:16,465 I'M SERIOUS, DAWG. PEOPLE COULD GET HURT. STOP. 586 00:27:16,465 --> 00:27:19,388 OH, NO, YOU WERE-- YOU WERE VERY GOOD. 587 00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:20,850 CAN I GET ANOTHER DRINK? 588 00:27:20,850 --> 00:27:23,522 YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE HERE. YOU THINK? 589 00:27:23,522 --> 00:27:24,563 YEAH. 590 00:27:28,357 --> 00:27:30,359 SHE ALWAYS DOES THIS! 591 00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,401 RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE GETTING READY TO LEAVE, 592 00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:35,234 THEN SHE WANNA STOP AND DO HER MAKEUP, YOU KNOW? 593 00:27:35,234 --> 00:27:38,237 HEY, WAIT, EXPLAIN AGAIN THIS BETTY AND VERONICA THING. 594 00:27:38,237 --> 00:27:40,910 WHAT IS THAT? OH, IT'S SIMPLE. IT'S THE IDEA THAT, YOU KNOW, 595 00:27:40,910 --> 00:27:43,202 EVERY GIRL IS EITHER ONE OR THE OTHER--BETTY OR VERONICA. UH-HUH. 596 00:27:43,202 --> 00:27:45,584 YEAH, "ARCHIE" COMICS, RIGHT? RIGHT. RIGHT. 597 00:27:45,584 --> 00:27:48,087 SO WHEN I FIRST MET YOU, I THOUGHT BETTY. 598 00:27:48,087 --> 00:27:50,339 YOU KNOW, GIRL NEXT DOOR WITH THE BLONDE HAIR AND ALL. 599 00:27:50,339 --> 00:27:52,962 BUT YOU'RE ACTUALLY VERONICA. 600 00:27:52,962 --> 00:27:55,554 WAIT, VERONICA'S A BITCH. 601 00:27:55,554 --> 00:27:57,927 OH, NO, NO! VERONICA IS NOT A BITCH! 602 00:27:57,927 --> 00:28:00,679 SHE'S--SHE'S GOT LAYERS AND TALENT. 603 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:04,223 TALENT? UH-HUH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. YEAH. 604 00:28:04,223 --> 00:28:06,475 OKAY, WHAT IF SOME DAYS I'M VERONICA, SOME DAYS... 605 00:28:06,475 --> 00:28:09,188 I WOULD SAY YOU'RE VERONICA. 606 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:12,361 YEAH, YEAH, DEFINITELY VERONICA. 607 00:28:12,361 --> 00:28:14,904 YOU KIDDING ME CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 608 00:28:14,904 --> 00:28:17,907 CAN YOU GO ROUST THIS WOMAN OUT OF THE BATHROOM? 609 00:28:17,907 --> 00:28:20,529 OTHERWISE WE WILL BE HERE TILL TOMORROW. YOU GOT IT. 610 00:28:20,529 --> 00:28:22,411 GOOD CALL. 611 00:28:22,411 --> 00:28:25,324 HEY, MAN, THANKS FOR THE INVITE. I HAD FUN. 612 00:28:25,324 --> 00:28:26,956 YEAH, YEAH. HEY, UM, 613 00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:29,418 CHECK IT OUT, MAN. HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW MAE? 614 00:28:29,418 --> 00:28:33,292 I'M TRYING TO GET TO KNOW HER BETTER, YOU KNOW? 615 00:28:33,292 --> 00:28:36,675 LISTEN, DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS, BUT, UH... 616 00:28:36,675 --> 00:28:38,677 THERE'S SOME PEOPLE LOOKING FOR HER. 617 00:28:38,677 --> 00:28:41,180 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 618 00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:43,392 NO, TRUST ME. YOU DON'T WANT ANY PART OF THAT. 619 00:28:43,392 --> 00:28:47,767 COME ON. NO. REGINA--I'M TRYING. 620 00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:50,609 COME ON! 621 00:28:50,609 --> 00:28:53,732 YOU'RE RIGHT THERE! 622 00:29:02,161 --> 00:29:03,532 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 623 00:29:03,532 --> 00:29:05,534 MAYBE WE SHOULD POSTPONE THE WEDDING. 624 00:29:07,536 --> 00:29:09,368 I DESERVE THIS. 625 00:29:09,368 --> 00:29:11,370 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 626 00:29:14,213 --> 00:29:17,336 I DO. I DESERVE IT. 627 00:29:17,336 --> 00:29:22,341 GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE JUST FEELS LIKE A WAKE UP CALL. 628 00:29:22,341 --> 00:29:27,556 THIS WHOLE THING MAKES ME REALIZE HOW TRULY... 629 00:29:27,556 --> 00:29:30,349 CARED FOR I AM. 630 00:29:39,158 --> 00:29:41,160 YOU KNOW, 50 YEARS FROM NOW 631 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,163 WE'RE GONNA BE STANDING SOMEWHERE LOOKING IN A MIRROR 632 00:29:44,163 --> 00:29:48,828 AT TWO OLD FACES PUMMELED BY TIME. 633 00:29:51,871 --> 00:29:53,462 AND I JUST REALIZED 634 00:29:53,462 --> 00:29:56,465 I'M THE LUCKIEST... 635 00:29:56,465 --> 00:30:00,129 MAN... 636 00:30:00,129 --> 00:30:04,383 ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH... 637 00:30:04,383 --> 00:30:07,686 BECAUSE I GET TO GO FROM HERE... 638 00:30:07,686 --> 00:30:10,429 TO THERE... 639 00:30:10,429 --> 00:30:14,523 WITH MY BEST FRIEND. 640 00:30:14,523 --> 00:30:16,695 YEAH. 641 00:30:16,695 --> 00:30:20,109 WE'RE BOTH LUCKY. 642 00:30:24,703 --> 00:30:27,366 AH, AH, AH. SORRY. 643 00:30:27,366 --> 00:30:31,790 IT'S FINE. IT'S KINDA SORE. 644 00:30:31,790 --> 00:30:34,583 YOU'RE QUIET. 645 00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:37,626 YES, I AM. 646 00:30:39,718 --> 00:30:41,800 YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY? 647 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,462 FANTASTIC. 648 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:46,926 WHAT HAPPENED? 649 00:30:46,926 --> 00:30:50,229 WELL... 650 00:30:50,229 --> 00:30:52,601 BESIDES MAX AND I GETTING CAUGHT BY HIS MOTHER, 651 00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:55,234 WHO I'M NOT DIVORCED FROM YET, NOT MUCH REALLY. 652 00:30:55,234 --> 00:30:57,236 OH, WELL, HOW'D THAT GO? 653 00:30:57,236 --> 00:30:59,238 WE HAD A LOVELY CHAT, 654 00:30:59,238 --> 00:31:02,321 AND THEN SHE THREATENED ME WITH A RESTRAINING ORDER. 655 00:31:02,321 --> 00:31:04,693 YOU THINK SHE'LL ACTUALLY GO THROUGH WITH IT? 656 00:31:04,693 --> 00:31:07,696 ♪♪♪ 657 00:31:16,495 --> 00:31:18,497 WHERE'D YOU GO WHEN YOU DISAPPEARED? 658 00:31:18,497 --> 00:31:22,051 YOU KNOW, I CAN GO HOME AND SLEEP IF YOU'D PREFER IT. 659 00:31:22,051 --> 00:31:25,384 YEAH, THAT'S A REALLY GOOD IDEA. BYE. 660 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:28,387 ♪♪♪ 661 00:31:30,719 --> 00:31:32,972 I WENT TO MEXICO. 662 00:31:32,972 --> 00:31:34,974 THAT'S A NICE PLACE. 663 00:31:34,974 --> 00:31:36,395 YEAH. YEAH. 664 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:39,438 TO DRINK MYSELF TO DEATH. 665 00:31:39,438 --> 00:31:42,071 GUESS IT DIDN'T WORK OUT, HUH? NO, IT DIDN'T. 666 00:31:42,071 --> 00:31:44,323 NOT FOR LACK OF TRYING, THOUGH, BELIEVE ME. 667 00:31:44,323 --> 00:31:45,945 I, UH, CONVINCED MYSELF 668 00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:49,698 IT WAS AN ARTISTIC ODYSSEY OF SOME KIND, BUT... 669 00:31:49,698 --> 00:31:54,123 ♪♪♪ 670 00:31:54,123 --> 00:31:55,454 TOWARDS THE END, 671 00:31:55,454 --> 00:31:58,127 AFTER AN INDETERMINATE NUMBER OF DAYS, 672 00:31:58,127 --> 00:32:00,499 I WOKE UP ON SOME BEACH, STILL ALIVE, 673 00:32:00,499 --> 00:32:02,131 WHICH WAS INFURIATING. 674 00:32:02,131 --> 00:32:05,134 ♪♪♪ 675 00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:10,429 THE FIRST THING I SAW WAS THIS KID 676 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:13,852 KICKING A SOCCER BALL WAY DOWN THE... 677 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:18,857 A FEW YEARS YOUNGER THAN MAX, PROBABLY. 678 00:32:18,857 --> 00:32:21,650 JUST BY HIMSELF. 679 00:32:21,650 --> 00:32:23,522 SOMEBODY'S SON. 680 00:32:23,522 --> 00:32:27,026 ♪♪♪ 681 00:32:27,026 --> 00:32:31,490 AND, I, UH, WAS FEELING PRETTY SELFISH-- 682 00:32:31,490 --> 00:32:33,122 AN ALIEN FEELING. 683 00:32:33,122 --> 00:32:35,124 I JUST WANTED TO COME HOME... 684 00:32:36,785 --> 00:32:38,497 SEE MAX. 685 00:32:38,497 --> 00:32:42,341 ♪♪♪ 686 00:32:42,341 --> 00:32:45,924 I LIKE YOU. 687 00:32:45,924 --> 00:32:47,586 I LIKE YOU, TOO. 688 00:32:54,143 --> 00:32:56,515 NOW I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA LOSE HIM, 689 00:32:56,515 --> 00:32:59,438 BECAUSE OF MY STUPIDITY. 690 00:33:00,689 --> 00:33:06,105 AND I'VE BEEN TRYING VERY HARD NOT TO BE STUPID. 691 00:33:06,105 --> 00:33:10,279 BUT CHRISTINE CAN'T SEE IT. 692 00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:12,371 CAN MAX? 693 00:33:12,371 --> 00:33:15,374 ♪♪♪ 694 00:33:17,416 --> 00:33:20,329 I LIKE YOUR FRIENDS, BY THE WAY. 695 00:33:20,329 --> 00:33:21,710 YOU KNOW, I MET DAMIAN LOOKING FOR YOU. 696 00:33:21,710 --> 00:33:23,212 REALLY? 697 00:33:23,212 --> 00:33:26,295 YEAH. SMALL WORLD, I GUESS. 698 00:33:26,295 --> 00:33:27,926 YEAH. 699 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:30,799 MAE... 700 00:33:32,431 --> 00:33:37,136 DAMIAN SEEMED TO THINK HE KNEW SOMETHING ABOUT YOU. 701 00:33:50,239 --> 00:33:51,950 MAE! 702 00:33:51,950 --> 00:33:56,495 MAE! WHAT'S GOING ON? 703 00:33:56,495 --> 00:33:58,457 WE GOT THE PUNCHER! WE GOT THE PUNCHER! 704 00:33:58,457 --> 00:34:00,499 COME ON, LET'S GET HIM IN THE CAR. 705 00:34:00,499 --> 00:34:02,831 YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE COMING AFTER YOU! 706 00:34:02,831 --> 00:34:05,964 HA! YEAH, THAT DIDN'T FREAK YOU OUT? OH, COME ON, MAE. 707 00:34:05,964 --> 00:34:09,218 COME ON. JUST BE HONEST WITH ME. 708 00:34:09,218 --> 00:34:11,760 I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. 709 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,592 PLEASE... 710 00:34:19,228 --> 00:34:22,521 I HAD A REALLY FUN NIGHT, CARLOS. 711 00:34:37,326 --> 00:34:38,787 WHAT? 712 00:34:38,787 --> 00:34:41,500 NO WAY. 713 00:34:44,002 --> 00:34:46,505 OH, MY GOD. 714 00:34:49,668 --> 00:34:51,380 I MUST BE IMPROVING. 715 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:53,382 EUGENE'S CONTEMPT FOR MY DANCING 716 00:34:53,382 --> 00:34:55,384 WAS RATHER MUFFLED THIS MORNING. 717 00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:57,976 WELL, YOU ARE, HONEY. YOU ONLY SMASHED THREE OF MY TOES. 718 00:34:57,976 --> 00:34:59,978 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO KISS THEM FOR YOU? NO. 719 00:34:59,978 --> 00:35:02,431 YOU KNOW, I WOULD. HEY, THEY CAUGHT THE PUNCHER! 720 00:35:02,431 --> 00:35:05,314 EXCELLENT! 721 00:35:20,699 --> 00:35:24,503 WHIT! WHIT! WHIT! WHIT! WHIT! 722 00:35:24,503 --> 00:35:27,376 I THINK I GOT IT! I THINK I'VE GOT IT! 723 00:35:27,376 --> 00:35:29,878 I SERIOUSLY THINK I'VE GOT IT! 724 00:35:34,423 --> 00:35:38,056 ONE, TWO, THREE... 725 00:35:38,056 --> 00:35:41,059 YES! YES! YES! YES! YOU'RE GONNA BE SO PROUD OF ME! 726 00:35:41,059 --> 00:35:43,061 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LET ME SHOW YOU. COME ON, COME ON. 727 00:35:43,061 --> 00:35:45,314 SERIOUSLY, LET ME SHOW YOU. AND ONE, TWO, THREE... 728 00:35:45,314 --> 00:35:46,435 TWO, TWO 729 00:35:46,435 --> 00:35:48,897 I GOT IT! I GOT IT! AAH! 730 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:58,036 AAH! 731 00:36:46,084 --> 00:36:48,327 YOU ALWAYS BRUSH YOUR TEETH IN THE KITCHEN SINK? 732 00:36:48,327 --> 00:36:51,089 THE SINK IN THE BATHROOM'S CLOGGED. 733 00:36:51,089 --> 00:36:53,171 IS THE SHOWER WORKING? 734 00:36:53,171 --> 00:36:54,172 UH-HUH. 735 00:36:54,172 --> 00:36:55,334 GOOD. 736 00:36:56,335 --> 00:36:58,297 BUT MY ROOMMATE'S IN IT. OH. 737 00:36:58,297 --> 00:37:00,599 AH. I KEEP TRYING TO PRETEND HE DOESN'T EXIST. 738 00:37:00,599 --> 00:37:04,012 AAH! DON'T! 739 00:37:04,012 --> 00:37:07,015 JUST--I'M GONNA TURN IT OFF. I'M GONNA TURN IT OFF. 740 00:37:08,347 --> 00:37:10,228 HEY, MAX. Dad, you gotta come. 741 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,230 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. WHAT? 742 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,232 I'm in the park with Paul, and we were climbing trees. WHERE? 743 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:16,234 And I fell and hurt myself. WHERE ARE YOU? 744 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:18,697 Same place as yesterday. OKAY, HOLD ON, DO NOT MOVE. DO YOU HEAR ME? DO NOT MOVE! 745 00:37:18,697 --> 00:37:20,319 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 746 00:37:27,366 --> 00:37:29,418 MAX! 747 00:37:29,418 --> 00:37:32,000 HEY, DO YOU KNOW A KID NAMED MAX, HUH? 748 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,373 DID YOU SEE A KID FALL HERE, HUH? NO. 749 00:37:43,342 --> 00:37:46,515 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? HE'S OKAY? 750 00:37:46,515 --> 00:37:48,557 HE'S FINE. HUH? 751 00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:50,439 HE'S FINE. HE CALLED US BOTH SO THAT-- 752 00:37:50,439 --> 00:37:53,482 SO WHAT? SO WE'D TALK. 753 00:37:53,482 --> 00:37:56,234 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. MAX! 754 00:37:56,234 --> 00:37:58,317 HE SET US UP? 755 00:37:59,948 --> 00:38:02,280 HE SET US UP. 756 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,492 OH, MY GOD. 757 00:38:03,492 --> 00:38:05,494 GOD, YOU'RE DRENCHED. 758 00:38:05,494 --> 00:38:08,497 I-I HAVE BEEN RUNNING FOR... 759 00:38:08,497 --> 00:38:11,410 I HAVE NEVER RUN LIKE THAT. 760 00:38:11,410 --> 00:38:13,542 I RAN--MY GOD, IF I HAVE A HEART ATTACK, 761 00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:15,504 I THINK YOU SHOULD GROUND HIM. 762 00:38:15,504 --> 00:38:19,007 IF I LIVE, I'M GONNA KILL HIM. 763 00:38:19,007 --> 00:38:20,469 YOU OKAY? 764 00:38:20,469 --> 00:38:22,881 ALL RIGHT. 765 00:38:22,881 --> 00:38:24,423 GREAT. 766 00:38:26,224 --> 00:38:27,726 LISTEN... 767 00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:31,059 CHRIS, I KNOW YOU HAVE 768 00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:33,432 A NUMBER OF REASONS NOT TO TRUST ME, 769 00:38:33,432 --> 00:38:36,064 BUT MAX AND I HAVE BEEN HAVING A GOOD TIME. 770 00:38:36,064 --> 00:38:37,486 YEAH, I KNOW. 771 00:38:37,486 --> 00:38:40,238 YOU RAISED A GOOD KID... 772 00:38:40,238 --> 00:38:42,741 MOSTLY BY YOURSELF. I JUST WANNA PITCH IN. 773 00:38:42,741 --> 00:38:44,743 I THINK HE WOULD LIKE THAT, TOO. 774 00:38:47,285 --> 00:38:50,499 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 775 00:38:50,499 --> 00:38:53,542 HOW IMPORTANT IS IT FOR A KID 776 00:38:53,542 --> 00:38:55,293 TO LEARN HOW TO HIT A CURVEBALL? 777 00:38:55,293 --> 00:38:57,255 OH, MY GOD. IT'S THE GATEWAY SKILL 778 00:38:57,255 --> 00:39:00,509 TO ALL THINGS DECENT AND MANLY. YOU KNOW HOW TO HIT A CURVE, 779 00:39:00,509 --> 00:39:02,551 YOU NEVER LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP, 780 00:39:02,551 --> 00:39:04,723 AND YOU ALWAYS REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES. 781 00:39:09,808 --> 00:39:12,851 I JUST WANT HIM... A COUPLE OF TIMES A WEEK. 782 00:39:18,687 --> 00:39:22,150 YOU CAN HAVE ONE... ON A TRIAL BASIS. 783 00:39:22,150 --> 00:39:24,152 THANK YOU. I'LL TAKE IT. 784 00:39:27,035 --> 00:39:28,537 THANK YOU. 785 00:39:31,249 --> 00:39:34,252 LOOK, YO, I LOST MY FATHER, MY SISTER AND MY JOB. 786 00:39:34,252 --> 00:39:36,915 HEY, HOW Y'ALL DOING? YO, I JUST LOST MY CAT... 787 00:39:36,915 --> 00:39:38,877 "ACCORDING TO THE DETAILS... 788 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:40,499 "BY HIS LATEST VICTIM. 789 00:39:40,499 --> 00:39:43,301 "THE PUNCHER WAS SPOTTED IN THE WEST VILLAGE LAST NIGHT 790 00:39:43,301 --> 00:39:48,176 BY A SHOP OWNER WHO CALLED 9-1-1." 791 00:39:48,176 --> 00:39:50,849 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS WOMAN? 792 00:39:50,849 --> 00:39:54,513 CHEATING ON HER HUSBAND WITH SEVEN GUYS IN SIX MONTHS. 793 00:39:54,513 --> 00:39:56,975 THE PUNCHER SHOULD'VE PUNCHED HER, IF YOU ASK ME. 794 00:39:56,975 --> 00:40:00,439 SAVE HIMSELF A LOT OF TROUBLE, RIGHT? 795 00:40:00,439 --> 00:40:03,321 I MEAN, NOT THAT HE'S THE SMARTEST OF VIGILANTES. 796 00:40:03,321 --> 00:40:06,615 HOW COULD IT TAKE YOU SO LONG TO CATCH ON AND HIRE A P.I.? 797 00:40:06,615 --> 00:40:08,236 WHAT ARE YOU, BLIND? 798 00:40:08,236 --> 00:40:11,239 HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW YOUR WIFE WAS HAVING A SECRET LIFE? 799 00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,742 WELL, IT'S HARD TO KNOW ANYBODY FOR REAL, BABY. 800 00:40:13,742 --> 00:40:16,915 WELL, YOU KNOW ME. I GOT NO SECRETS. 801 00:40:18,997 --> 00:40:21,460 YEAH? 802 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:23,301 HEY, DAMIAN, IT'S CARLOS. 803 00:40:23,301 --> 00:40:24,673 Listen, man... 804 00:40:24,673 --> 00:40:27,466 YOU REALLY GOT ME SPUN ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT... 805 00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:30,679 ABOUT MAE. 806 00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:32,681 WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME? 807 00:40:32,681 --> 00:40:35,684 UH, YEAH, WE HAD A GOOD TIME, TOO. 808 00:40:35,684 --> 00:40:38,356 No, we'll--we'll talk. 809 00:40:38,356 --> 00:40:40,358 Yeah, we'll definitely talk. 810 00:40:40,358 --> 00:40:43,061 LATER. ALL RIGHT, MAN, I'LL TALK TO YOU THEN. 811 00:40:47,566 --> 00:40:50,158 WAS THAT CARLOS? 812 00:40:50,158 --> 00:40:51,199 YEAH. 813 00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:54,372 I LIKE HIM AND HIS GIRLFRIEND. 814 00:40:54,372 --> 00:40:57,706 HOUSE OF CHAIRS IS HAVING A SALE ON WICKER. 815 00:40:57,706 --> 00:40:59,498 COME ON. 816 00:41:18,767 --> 00:41:21,359 I'M SO SORRY. 817 00:41:21,359 --> 00:41:25,483 YOU KNEW, AND YOU TRIED TO TELL ME. 818 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,986 I DIDN'T KNOW HOW. 819 00:41:30,368 --> 00:41:32,370 COME HERE. 820 00:41:45,884 --> 00:41:47,505 IT'S AN EXTRA LARGE. 821 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,507 "FREE THE PUNCHER." CHECK IT OUT! 822 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:50,759 "FREE THE PUNCHER" SHIRTS. CHECK IT OUT! 823 00:41:50,759 --> 00:41:53,261 HERE WE GO! FREE THE PUNCHER! 824 00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:55,393 LAST WEEK A ZERO. NOW HE'S A HERO! 825 00:41:55,393 --> 00:41:56,765 $15. MEDIUM, LARGE AND EXTRA LARGE! 826 00:41:56,765 --> 00:41:58,937 FREE THE PUNCHER! LET HIM OUT. LET HIM OUT! HE'S THE MAN! 827 00:41:58,937 --> 00:42:02,520 2 FOR $20. THERE YOU GO. FREE THE PUNCHER! HERE WE GO! 828 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,983 FREE THE PUNCHER! 2 FOR $20! FREE THE PUNCHER! 60415

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