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Gonna get a snacky poo.

Uh, whoa, dude. What are you doing home so early? I thought you had a date.

Oh, yeah.

You know, I guess.

Same old, same old.

Same old, same old. What does that mean?

Um, I don't know. We probably shouldn't talk about it.

I mean... Since when? You tell me everything.

I mean...

None of them can ever last.

When you're dead?

Yes, and so I never really get off.

Oh.

Well,

I haven't really had a whole hell of a lot of luck with the girls that I've

seeing either, you know. I haven't really been happy since you and I

Stop. We can't.

Come on.

Come on. We both have the same problem.

No.

That's just... No. I want to be normal. Okay?

Not a freak.

Well, at least when we were freaks, we were getting off and having fun.

It's not like anybody has to know. I don't know why you're so hung up on this

shit. It's not so weird.

I know you missed it.

I know you missed it.

No. No. No. Stop it. Stop.

Seriously? Seriously.

So you're just going to go on having really lame sex with these dudes and,

eating McDonald's?

Is that going to be your life now?

I guess so, because honestly, getting fat, eating McDonald's, and having bad

sounds a lot better than fucking my own brother. Okay?

Now you're just talking crazy.

You were just talking crazy. This is your lack of orgasms, is making you talk

like this. You're the crazy one. No, I'm not. I don't think I am.

I miss you.

And nobody has to know. It's not a big deal.

It's not like you have to stop dating these losers.

You can just come home and let me fuck you and you'll feel at least like you're

normal and dating and you're getting your dinner paid for and you're having

But when they fail, I can go ahead and finish your job. It's not right.

It's not okay.

Who says?

It's not right.

It's against the law.

Obama is not going to take my gun.

Or my right to fuck my sister if I feel like it, okay? Leave Obama out of this,

okay? It's true. He doesn't have much time left.

Oh, God. You know, if you're still against this, why are you wet?

Why are you so fucking wet?

That's what I thought.

these clothes off i'll join you i don't know come on come on

you know you want to it's just us just one time fine just one more time and

we can maybe talk about some other times no just one time

okay well i can live with that

Why don't you go ahead and lie back.

Oh.

Oh.

They can never ever know.

Will you please fuck me?

Yeah.

You ready?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, you have to get over here.

Oh, I miss this so much.

Oh!

Oh, God, you really are ready. Oh!

Maybe you'll have a decent date next time.