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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,632 --> 00:00:03,033 (dramatic music) 2 00:00:21,599 --> 00:00:24,266 (siren blaring) 3 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:38,066 (ball swishing) 4 00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:43,100 (funky disco music) 5 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:09,100 ♪ Defense 6 00:01:24,166 --> 00:01:26,333 ♪ Outside 7 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,766 ♪ Double dribble 8 00:01:48,166 --> 00:01:51,166 (cackling laughing) 9 00:02:08,599 --> 00:02:10,133 (crashing) 10 00:02:10,133 --> 00:02:12,666 - [Photographer] Everybody move in a little, please. 11 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:14,966 And you, stop fooling with those balls. 12 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:22,266 ("Taps" playing) 13 00:02:36,933 --> 00:02:38,233 - I wonder how this is going to 14 00:02:38,233 --> 00:02:40,333 affect the turnout of tonight's game. 15 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:42,333 - Welcome to Watergate. 16 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:45,599 This is the voice of the Plumbers, Dick Airhead. 17 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:48,066 It's gonna be a cool time in the old gym tonight. 18 00:02:48,066 --> 00:02:49,367 How do I know? 19 00:02:49,367 --> 00:02:51,799 Because there's a fan in every seat. 20 00:02:51,799 --> 00:02:52,632 (laughs) 21 00:02:52,632 --> 00:02:54,566 Boy, was that fanny. 22 00:02:54,566 --> 00:02:56,666 - [Cheerleaders] We've lost our captain Tate, 23 00:02:56,666 --> 00:02:59,599 we'll win one for dear old Watergate! 24 00:02:59,599 --> 00:03:00,933 We'll try real good! 25 00:03:00,933 --> 00:03:02,699 We'll try real hard! 26 00:03:02,699 --> 00:03:05,933 To prove we're not emotionally scarred! 27 00:03:05,933 --> 00:03:06,766 Whoo! 28 00:03:12,033 --> 00:03:12,866 - Popcorn! 29 00:03:14,066 --> 00:03:16,799 - Good time, great price, good time! 30 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,300 - Feelings, nothing more than feelings. 31 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:21,933 Feelings that I've never had before. 32 00:03:21,933 --> 00:03:25,066 Tonight's the night, everything's gonna be alright. 33 00:03:25,066 --> 00:03:26,532 And say, did you happen to see 34 00:03:26,532 --> 00:03:27,999 the most beautiful girl in the world? 35 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:30,632 And if you did, was she crying? 36 00:03:30,632 --> 00:03:33,033 Well, I don't know, brother, but I'm tellin' you 37 00:03:33,033 --> 00:03:35,733 there's gonna be some tears flowin' in there tonight 38 00:03:35,733 --> 00:03:38,033 when the Plumbers drain the Gators. 39 00:03:38,033 --> 00:03:40,433 Because those Plumbers don't play on a court, 40 00:03:40,433 --> 00:03:42,733 they play on guts, guts! 41 00:03:42,733 --> 00:03:44,000 (laughs) 42 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,500 There you have it from the Haltster himself. 43 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:47,966 Couldn't have said it better. 44 00:03:47,966 --> 00:03:52,500 Look out, ladies and gentlemen, here come the boys in blue! 45 00:03:53,899 --> 00:03:57,966 New team captain, number 1701, William "High Top" Kirk. 46 00:04:02,266 --> 00:04:03,833 - Way to go, way to go! 47 00:04:03,833 --> 00:04:07,133 - [Dick] Number negative 9, Joseph Krunch! 48 00:04:07,133 --> 00:04:08,133 - Nice shot! 49 00:04:09,367 --> 00:04:13,233 - Numero uno man, the man they call Awesome. 50 00:04:14,866 --> 00:04:19,433 Star guard 78, Georges Town. 51 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:21,100 Sink a basket, punk! 52 00:04:23,066 --> 00:04:26,799 Explosive forward number 13, Lucky Luke. 53 00:04:27,966 --> 00:04:29,367 - Hey, Debbi, how about doing dinner? 54 00:04:29,367 --> 00:04:31,400 - Hey, Lucky, how about getting lost? 55 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:32,632 - Aw, come on, Debbi. 56 00:04:32,632 --> 00:04:33,899 What's a guy gotta do to get a date with you? 57 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:37,400 - Become captain, I only date captains. 58 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,233 - Okay. 59 00:04:39,599 --> 00:04:40,833 - Yay! 60 00:04:40,833 --> 00:04:43,566 - What an impressive display of warming up. 61 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:46,166 Those Gators are certainly going to need 62 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:48,966 a lot of aid out there as those reptiles crawl 63 00:04:48,966 --> 00:04:51,899 out of the swamp and onto the court. 64 00:04:54,333 --> 00:04:55,632 Number 12... 65 00:04:57,066 --> 00:05:00,400 - High Top, what do you think our chances of winning are? 66 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,066 - Well, let me put it to you this way, Dean Marks. 67 00:05:03,066 --> 00:05:05,632 Every player on this team has one thing 68 00:05:05,632 --> 00:05:07,733 and one thing only on their minds. 69 00:05:09,233 --> 00:05:10,866 And that's scoring. 70 00:05:10,866 --> 00:05:12,833 I taught 'em everything I know. 71 00:05:12,833 --> 00:05:15,733 How to make passes, how to get in there, 72 00:05:15,733 --> 00:05:18,100 get the shot off, and get the hell out quickly. 73 00:05:19,433 --> 00:05:21,200 I showed 'em one on one situations. 74 00:05:22,367 --> 00:05:24,699 I've showed 'em two on one situations. 75 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:27,233 And I've showed 'em three on one situations. 76 00:05:27,233 --> 00:05:30,266 Yeah, these players are hard and they're ready. 77 00:05:31,467 --> 00:05:33,333 I even showed 'em how to turn a few tricks. 78 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,866 - Good job, King. 79 00:05:35,866 --> 00:05:38,066 - Well thank you, ma'am. 80 00:05:38,066 --> 00:05:39,799 - Number 9, the Claw! 81 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:42,467 ♪ The claw, the claw 82 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:43,833 ♪ For nothin' but grabbin' 83 00:05:43,833 --> 00:05:46,100 ♪ Amazing, that was for dabbing and stabbing ♪ 84 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:47,400 ♪ I'm a mean masochistic 85 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,500 ♪ Blockin' machine 86 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:49,799 ♪ If you're on the court 87 00:05:49,799 --> 00:05:53,400 ♪ You're gonna get creamed 88 00:05:54,532 --> 00:05:56,367 - Go on, Tiger, go get 'em. 89 00:05:56,367 --> 00:05:58,632 (clapping) 90 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:07,933 - Excuse me, Coach. 91 00:06:07,933 --> 00:06:09,400 Could I have a word with you? 92 00:06:10,266 --> 00:06:12,866 - How about semiconductor? 93 00:06:14,699 --> 00:06:17,566 - Coach, it's about my playing for the team. 94 00:06:17,566 --> 00:06:19,333 This is my last year and I was kind of hoping-- 95 00:06:19,333 --> 00:06:24,266 - Look Stan, everybody on this team has a job to do. 96 00:06:24,266 --> 00:06:25,599 Now I know being equipment manager 97 00:06:25,599 --> 00:06:27,632 may not seem all that important, 98 00:06:27,632 --> 00:06:30,833 and on the grand scale of things, it's probably not, 99 00:06:30,833 --> 00:06:32,733 but don't let that discourage you. 100 00:06:32,733 --> 00:06:35,632 Because remember, if you weren't doing it, 101 00:06:36,799 --> 00:06:38,500 we'd probably have to get someone else. 102 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:41,400 I want you to remember that. 103 00:06:42,266 --> 00:06:44,632 Hey, that a way, come on! 104 00:06:47,033 --> 00:06:50,166 - [Cheerleaders] Come on, boys, it's not too late! 105 00:06:50,166 --> 00:06:53,467 Throw some points for Watergate! 106 00:06:53,467 --> 00:06:56,699 If you win and show real class, 107 00:06:56,699 --> 00:06:58,833 we'll give you all a piece of cake! 108 00:06:59,733 --> 00:07:00,999 Yay team, whoo! 109 00:07:03,532 --> 00:07:08,532 - May the best man... (laughs) 110 00:07:10,899 --> 00:07:12,200 (referee laughs) 111 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,866 - I hate when that happens! 112 00:07:13,866 --> 00:07:16,599 (rock rap music) 113 00:07:17,632 --> 00:07:18,999 ♪ You know what the game is 114 00:07:18,999 --> 00:07:20,133 ♪ You know the rules 115 00:07:20,133 --> 00:07:21,367 - [Crowd] Plumbers, Plumbers! 116 00:07:21,367 --> 00:07:22,699 ♪ Got to dribble like a fool 117 00:07:22,699 --> 00:07:24,033 ♪ Be dribblin' in the driveway 118 00:07:24,033 --> 00:07:25,233 ♪ Be dribblin' at school 119 00:07:25,233 --> 00:07:26,400 ♪ Dribble on the courts 120 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,733 ♪ Gonna dribble in school 121 00:07:27,733 --> 00:07:28,866 ♪ Dribble for the girls 122 00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:30,266 ♪ 'Cause they make us drool 123 00:07:30,266 --> 00:07:31,433 ♪ Dribble in our shorts 124 00:07:31,433 --> 00:07:32,933 ♪ 'Cause we love this sport 125 00:07:32,933 --> 00:07:35,933 ♪ G-A-T-O-R-S, Gators, Gators 126 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:37,866 - He looks unstoppable! 127 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:44,933 The Plumbers are moving the ball around. 128 00:07:44,933 --> 00:07:47,433 They're working their magic on the court. 129 00:07:47,433 --> 00:07:49,200 Georges is in the clear, the pass, 130 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,666 the shot, ooh off the rim! 131 00:08:04,799 --> 00:08:07,532 (crowd cheering) 132 00:08:24,766 --> 00:08:26,033 (buzzer ringing) 133 00:08:26,033 --> 00:08:29,467 And that's half time and what a half time it was. 134 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:32,500 It's anybody's game so stay tuned! 135 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:33,999 We'll be back with the half time show 136 00:08:33,999 --> 00:08:36,632 right after these important messages. 137 00:08:38,632 --> 00:08:40,532 Recent death in the family? 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155 00:09:28,733 --> 00:09:30,766 Come on, you can tell me, I'm the coach. 156 00:09:30,766 --> 00:09:33,333 Which is the next best thing to being your father. 157 00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:35,899 Which is the next best thing to being your mother. 158 00:09:35,899 --> 00:09:38,699 Which is the next best thing to being your cousin. 159 00:09:38,699 --> 00:09:41,400 Which is the next best thing to being a total stranger. 160 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,367 So you can see that anything you tell me 161 00:09:43,367 --> 00:09:45,899 will stay between you and me and me and you. 162 00:09:45,899 --> 00:09:48,733 Come on, spill it, it ain't going nowhere. 163 00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:52,500 - It is Rosalie Flynn, sir. 164 00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:55,999 I didn't mean to get her pregnant. 165 00:09:57,300 --> 00:10:01,033 - The Rosalie Flynn, biology major? 166 00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:02,766 Room 218? 167 00:10:02,766 --> 00:10:03,599 - That's the one. 168 00:10:04,532 --> 00:10:06,233 - Tough break. 169 00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:07,033 Just a sec. 170 00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:11,233 - Newsflash. 171 00:10:11,233 --> 00:10:13,400 (beeping) 172 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,200 Watergate's own second string player, 173 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,367 Pronto Webster, may not be playing a lot lately 174 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,532 on the court but he's been definitely 175 00:10:19,532 --> 00:10:23,266 playing a lot off of it, as a pregnant biology major, 176 00:10:23,266 --> 00:10:28,266 Rosalie Flynn, Room 216, can attest to. 177 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:30,933 Remember, you heard it here first. 178 00:10:30,933 --> 00:10:32,266 - Crying shoulder. 179 00:10:32,266 --> 00:10:34,266 Alright, is that it, guys? 180 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:35,699 - It's Tate, Coach. 181 00:10:35,699 --> 00:10:38,433 - Tate, Tate, why does that name ring a bell? 182 00:10:39,367 --> 00:10:40,799 - Captain Tate, Coach. 183 00:10:40,799 --> 00:10:42,300 You know, he was found dead this morning? 184 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:46,899 - Oh, sure, good man, great player, poor temper. 185 00:10:48,066 --> 00:10:49,033 I've seen him lose his head over nothing. 186 00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:51,433 What about him? 187 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:53,933 - He was a close friend of ours, Coach. 188 00:10:53,933 --> 00:10:55,367 - Hey, I can relate. 189 00:10:55,367 --> 00:10:56,966 I lost a close friend once. 190 00:10:56,966 --> 00:10:58,500 - Did you, Coach? 191 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,833 - Yeah, for about an hour, but I found him in another bar. 192 00:11:02,066 --> 00:11:03,933 But for that hour I walked around with 193 00:11:03,933 --> 00:11:06,599 a great shadow and a rigid frown. 194 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,933 But I got over it and so can you. 195 00:11:08,933 --> 00:11:10,899 Now, I want you to go out there and give it your all. 196 00:11:10,899 --> 00:11:13,233 We need to get ahead. 197 00:11:13,233 --> 00:11:15,866 And in order to do that you gotta hold onto yours. 198 00:11:15,866 --> 00:11:17,266 Got it? 199 00:11:17,266 --> 00:11:18,966 Alright, remember, heads up! 200 00:11:21,033 --> 00:11:22,033 - Time up, Coach! 201 00:11:22,033 --> 00:11:23,300 - What are you talking about? 202 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:24,966 It's only been seven and a half minutes. 203 00:11:24,966 --> 00:11:26,300 We're supposed to get 15! 204 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:27,899 - It's halftime, Coach. 205 00:11:27,899 --> 00:11:30,566 - Oh, sorry, I forgot. 206 00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:31,833 - Plumbers. 207 00:11:31,833 --> 00:11:33,333 - [All] Plumbers! 208 00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:34,999 - Let's go, come on! 209 00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:38,233 (yelling) 210 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,799 - Coach gave you a hard time, huh? 211 00:11:45,033 --> 00:11:46,532 - Hi, Becky. 212 00:11:46,532 --> 00:11:48,966 Yeah, sorta, nothing new. 213 00:11:48,966 --> 00:11:51,500 - Why won't he let you play, Stan? 214 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,100 - I guess I'm not good enough. 215 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:54,333 - Why? 216 00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:55,766 I've seen you practice. 217 00:11:55,766 --> 00:11:58,166 You're better than half those guys out there. 218 00:11:58,166 --> 00:11:59,433 - Coach doesn't think so. 219 00:12:00,966 --> 00:12:02,400 - Are you telling me that the only way you're gonna 220 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,966 make the team is if everyone else drops dead? 221 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,300 - Looks that way. 222 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,100 - Well, that's not fair. 223 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:12,233 I wouldn't stand for it. 224 00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:14,233 I'd tell the coach to play me or else. 225 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,933 - I wish I had your confidence, Becky. 226 00:12:16,933 --> 00:12:19,532 - Confidence is something you gotta work on. 227 00:12:19,532 --> 00:12:22,133 - Yeah, I suppose you're right. 228 00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:24,766 If my dad didn't want me to play so bad, I'd quit. 229 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,433 - Your dad puts that kind of pressure on you? 230 00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:34,766 - No, but I feel I'll disappoint him if I don't. 231 00:12:34,766 --> 00:12:37,333 I think it's more important to him than he lets on. 232 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,866 It's always been that way. 233 00:12:39,866 --> 00:12:41,933 I've never been good enough at anything. 234 00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:44,933 - You wanna talk about it? 235 00:12:44,933 --> 00:12:46,500 - Nah. 236 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:49,266 It all started when I was a little kid. 237 00:12:49,266 --> 00:12:51,500 I lost a spelling bee in grade two. 238 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,532 I came in second. 239 00:12:53,966 --> 00:12:56,733 You should have seen the way my father looked at me. 240 00:12:56,733 --> 00:12:59,933 That day after school when he came to get me, 241 00:12:59,933 --> 00:13:02,833 that's when things started going from bad to worse. 242 00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:06,333 (loud rock music playing) 243 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,966 - I'm sure everything's gonna work out, Stan. 244 00:13:13,966 --> 00:13:16,433 Remember, confidence is the key. 245 00:13:16,433 --> 00:13:17,866 - But how do you get it? 246 00:13:17,866 --> 00:13:20,300 - Stan, what are you standing around here for? 247 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,833 Quick, go find Coach. 248 00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:23,433 He's off someplace and it's a crucial point in the game. 249 00:13:25,632 --> 00:13:27,467 What are you staring at? 250 00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:30,367 Why don't you go hang upside down on that tree over there. 251 00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:31,866 (hissing) 252 00:13:31,866 --> 00:13:33,467 - Coach, is that you? 253 00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:35,866 It's a crucial part in the game and the guys, 254 00:13:35,866 --> 00:13:37,500 they don't know what play to use! 255 00:13:38,866 --> 00:13:42,500 - [Coach] How come there's never any toilet paper in here? 256 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,467 Listen, kid... 257 00:13:44,467 --> 00:13:46,233 - What did the coach say? 258 00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:48,566 - He said, use the toilet paper play. 259 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:49,833 - Right, the toilet paper play! 260 00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:51,766 - Of course, the toilet paper play! 261 00:13:57,266 --> 00:13:58,833 - What the hell is the toilet paper play? 262 00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,166 - I don't know. 263 00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,400 - What do you mean you don't know? 264 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,666 You're supposed to know! 265 00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:04,066 - Yeah, you're the equipment manager! 266 00:14:04,066 --> 00:14:05,799 - Alright, what is going on here? 267 00:14:05,799 --> 00:14:07,500 Why aren't you guys out there winning? 268 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,666 - We don't know what the toilet paper play is. 269 00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:11,233 - The what? 270 00:14:11,233 --> 00:14:14,300 I told Stan the Ellis Island play! 271 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,367 Now go to it! 272 00:14:16,266 --> 00:14:17,500 High Top, High Top! 273 00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:21,766 Listen, I want you to go out there and be 274 00:14:21,766 --> 00:14:24,333 the Statue of Liberty, lead this team to victory. 275 00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:28,367 - You can count on me, Coach. 276 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:32,467 - So, that's how you get even, Bates? 277 00:14:33,866 --> 00:14:37,566 Promise you one thing, I won't forget. 278 00:14:40,899 --> 00:14:43,699 By the way Bates, did you get that roll of tissue paper? 279 00:14:44,933 --> 00:14:47,766 (players yelling) 280 00:14:50,999 --> 00:14:52,632 - High Top is charging for the net 281 00:14:52,632 --> 00:14:54,233 with only seconds left on the clock. 282 00:14:54,233 --> 00:14:55,400 What speed! 283 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,367 He's just a blur moving down the court! 284 00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:00,866 (jazzy music) 285 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,632 (gun firing) 286 00:15:10,632 --> 00:15:13,433 And that shot ends the game, another zero 287 00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:16,033 in the win column for Watergate extending 288 00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:20,467 the Plumbers losses to four, five, what is it, six years? 289 00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:22,632 Defeat is never easy, but who's to blame? 290 00:15:22,632 --> 00:15:25,500 If we're gonna take credit for life's wins 291 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,899 isn't it also our responsibility to accept the losses? 292 00:15:28,899 --> 00:15:31,166 I'd say not, but it's not my place 293 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,632 as a professional sports announcer to allow 294 00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:37,266 my personal biases or opinions to get in the way 295 00:15:37,266 --> 00:15:40,500 of what is supposed to be objective reporting! 296 00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:44,333 But that doesn't stop me from 297 00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:47,433 telling you what I think, okay? 298 00:15:47,433 --> 00:15:49,933 High Top blew it and if it was up 299 00:15:49,933 --> 00:15:52,766 to me (laughs) I'd kill him! 300 00:15:52,766 --> 00:15:57,433 But it's not my place, I'm just a fan. 301 00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:59,300 Nice outfit, High Top! 302 00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:06,532 - Dean Marks, let me extend my condolences on behalf 303 00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:10,100 of Greenfield College over your tragic loss. 304 00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,933 - Why, thank you, Dean Cook. 305 00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:13,966 - Please, call me Vince. 306 00:16:14,999 --> 00:16:17,133 - Of course, Mr. Cook. 307 00:16:18,632 --> 00:16:20,367 Captain Tate was the finest basketball 308 00:16:20,367 --> 00:16:22,166 player Watergate has ever known. 309 00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:23,933 - Oh, that tragedy! 310 00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:25,966 Oh, I was referring to the thrashing 311 00:16:25,966 --> 00:16:28,599 that my boys gave yours on the court. 312 00:16:28,599 --> 00:16:31,166 Looks like it's a foregone conclusion when the Gators 313 00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:34,300 meet the Plumbers next week for the big game. 314 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:37,033 Of course, if you'd like to pull out now 315 00:16:37,033 --> 00:16:38,500 to save your team from further 316 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:41,532 humiliation I understand completely. 317 00:16:41,532 --> 00:16:42,899 - Don't count your basketballs 318 00:16:42,899 --> 00:16:45,400 before they're dunked, Mr. Cook. 319 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,033 - So you really believe that the Plumbers have a chance 320 00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:50,632 to beat the Gators when they meet for the big game? 321 00:16:52,066 --> 00:16:55,066 Oh, Principal Marks, if you were a betting woman. 322 00:16:55,066 --> 00:16:57,999 (chips clattering) 323 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,733 - Loser flies, the other school's flag? 324 00:17:02,733 --> 00:17:05,666 - (laughs) Come now, what we need is 325 00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:07,632 something slightly more permanent. 326 00:17:07,632 --> 00:17:08,766 - [Dean Marks] Like what? 327 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:12,200 - Like um, like a tattoo. 328 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,599 - Of what? 329 00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:16,467 - [Dean Cook] Well, that would be for the winner to decide. 330 00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:19,367 - Where? 331 00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:21,532 - That also will be determined by the victor. 332 00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,833 All we need now is a little exposure, 333 00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:27,333 say during the big parade? 334 00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:29,833 Loser rides the other team's float. 335 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:32,133 - Okay, I can live with that. 336 00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:33,467 - [Dean Cook] Naked. 337 00:17:33,467 --> 00:17:34,933 - Naked? 338 00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:38,033 Why, that's the most ridiculous subplot I've ever heard of! 339 00:17:38,033 --> 00:17:42,033 - Dean Marks, have you no confidence in your team? 340 00:17:42,033 --> 00:17:43,766 - Of course, I do. 341 00:17:43,766 --> 00:17:45,133 - Then we have a bet. 342 00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:46,766 - Yes, absolutely. 343 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:50,166 - My, such soft hands you have. 344 00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:52,532 - Let go of my hand! 345 00:17:52,532 --> 00:17:56,300 - How about coming over to my place for dinner this evening? 346 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,899 - I wouldn't sleep with you, Dean Cook, 347 00:17:57,899 --> 00:17:59,866 if you were the last man on earth! 348 00:18:02,933 --> 00:18:04,233 - On behalf of the team I'd just 349 00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:06,532 like to tell you your number is up. 350 00:18:09,799 --> 00:18:13,532 - Well, young man, what do you have to say for yourself now? 351 00:18:13,532 --> 00:18:14,733 Save it! 352 00:18:14,733 --> 00:18:16,866 Those may be your last words. 353 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,300 - I can't be seen with you. 354 00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:24,433 Now who am I gonna date? 355 00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:30,266 - Ow! 356 00:18:31,966 --> 00:18:34,266 - High Top, what are you still doing here? 357 00:18:34,266 --> 00:18:35,100 Hit the showers! 358 00:18:42,899 --> 00:18:43,733 - But, Mama! 359 00:19:05,066 --> 00:19:08,799 - You're a one man team, you never miss. 360 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:12,566 You're a one man team, you never miss a basket. 361 00:19:12,566 --> 00:19:13,866 You never miss. 362 00:19:13,866 --> 00:19:17,733 You're a one man team, you never miss. 363 00:19:17,733 --> 00:19:21,733 You're a one man team, you never miss a basket. 364 00:19:21,733 --> 00:19:23,367 You never miss. 365 00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:26,200 One man team, never miss a basket. 366 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,367 One man team, one man... 367 00:19:30,367 --> 00:19:33,266 (mysterious music) 368 00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:36,766 (tires screeching) 369 00:19:36,766 --> 00:19:38,066 (thudding) 370 00:19:38,066 --> 00:19:39,933 - Son, I'm home. 371 00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:43,899 Son? 372 00:19:43,899 --> 00:19:45,000 - [Stan] Down here. 373 00:19:47,532 --> 00:19:49,733 - Hey son, looks fun. 374 00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:50,733 Mind if I join you? 375 00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:51,566 - [Stan] Sure. 376 00:19:53,666 --> 00:19:56,899 - So, how'd the game go last night, champ? 377 00:19:56,899 --> 00:19:57,733 - We lost. 378 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:01,500 Coach wouldn't let me play. 379 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,033 - He wouldn't, huh? 380 00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:05,133 Well, don't let it get you down. 381 00:20:05,133 --> 00:20:06,133 Your time will come. 382 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,533 Just keep doing your best. 383 00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:13,066 Promise me, come on! 384 00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:16,133 - Okay, I promise. 385 00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,766 - That's a man! 386 00:20:18,666 --> 00:20:20,666 So, what do you say to a little 387 00:20:20,666 --> 00:20:23,400 game of one on one before supper? 388 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,833 - Sure, Dad. 389 00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,266 - [Dad] Alright! 390 00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,766 (jazzy music) 391 00:20:35,866 --> 00:20:38,100 (thudding) 392 00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:59,066 (cackling) 393 00:21:16,433 --> 00:21:19,100 (ominous music) 394 00:21:43,133 --> 00:21:45,467 (screaming) 395 00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:58,166 (whistling) 396 00:21:59,933 --> 00:22:01,500 - Hi, Doc. 397 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,166 Look, they just brought in one of my players 398 00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:05,400 and I want you to be straight with me. 399 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,666 Don't pull any punches. 400 00:22:07,666 --> 00:22:09,933 Shoot right from the hip, I can take it. 401 00:22:09,933 --> 00:22:11,899 I want the whole story, the big picture, 402 00:22:11,899 --> 00:22:13,999 don't beat around the bush. 403 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,400 I want you to level with me. 404 00:22:16,866 --> 00:22:20,300 Will that boy ever be able to play basketball again? 405 00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:23,233 - You mean the kid in Room 222 with no hands? 406 00:22:23,233 --> 00:22:24,766 - Yeah. 407 00:22:24,766 --> 00:22:27,599 - Nah, he'll never be able to play basketball again. 408 00:22:28,866 --> 00:22:30,899 - What are you trying to tell me, Doc? 409 00:22:30,899 --> 00:22:34,799 That that boy will never be able to play basketball again? 410 00:22:34,799 --> 00:22:35,632 - Yeah. 411 00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:40,467 - Well, when you find something out, will you let me know? 412 00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:46,033 Yo, High Top! 413 00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:48,533 - [High Top] Coach, what are you doing here? 414 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:49,766 - Well, I just thought I'd stop by 415 00:22:49,766 --> 00:22:51,766 and see how my star player's doing. 416 00:22:53,933 --> 00:22:57,166 So, how you doing? 417 00:22:59,033 --> 00:23:00,799 - Things could be better. 418 00:23:00,799 --> 00:23:01,966 - Things could be worse. 419 00:23:03,367 --> 00:23:04,799 I remember during the Depression I was coaching 420 00:23:04,799 --> 00:23:07,666 a high school basketball team in Oklahoma. 421 00:23:07,666 --> 00:23:10,066 Took 'em all the way to the Dust Bowl that year. 422 00:23:11,467 --> 00:23:14,733 Had a player on the team by the name of Lefty Jones. 423 00:23:14,733 --> 00:23:17,133 He had only two fingers on his right hand. 424 00:23:17,133 --> 00:23:18,367 (laughs) 425 00:23:18,367 --> 00:23:19,500 - Then why'd they call him Lefty? 426 00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:21,500 - That was his name. 427 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:28,100 He scored 44 points in one game, then he was hit by a truck. 428 00:23:29,433 --> 00:23:32,333 Just goes to show, smoking's bad for your health. 429 00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:33,166 - Smoking? 430 00:23:34,433 --> 00:23:35,367 - Yeah, he was crossing the street 431 00:23:35,367 --> 00:23:36,833 to buy a pack of cigarettes. 432 00:23:40,033 --> 00:23:42,100 Brought you a little something, High Top. 433 00:23:43,566 --> 00:23:44,400 - A puzzle? 434 00:23:46,899 --> 00:23:48,233 Thanks, Coach. 435 00:23:48,233 --> 00:23:49,200 - Don't mention it. 436 00:23:50,033 --> 00:23:52,632 It's all part of my job. 437 00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:10,733 - Did you hear the news? 438 00:24:10,733 --> 00:24:12,467 - Yeah, I couldn't believe it. 439 00:24:12,467 --> 00:24:13,699 - It's scary, isn't it? 440 00:24:13,699 --> 00:24:15,799 - No kidding, it could happen to any of us. 441 00:24:15,799 --> 00:24:17,833 - Oh, don't say that. 442 00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:18,799 - Who knows? 443 00:24:18,799 --> 00:24:20,300 One of us could be next. 444 00:24:21,666 --> 00:24:24,367 - Come on, guys, let's change the subject, I'm eating. 445 00:24:24,367 --> 00:24:25,666 - Frankly, I don't know how you could 446 00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:26,999 be eating at a time like this. 447 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:28,966 - Debbi, life goes on. 448 00:24:28,966 --> 00:24:30,433 - For some of us, Krunch. 449 00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:37,400 - Hey water boy, what are you doing here? 450 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,599 Shouldn't you be filling buckets or something? 451 00:24:39,599 --> 00:24:42,300 - I'm no water boy, I'm equipment manager. 452 00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:44,367 - [Players] Oohh. 453 00:24:44,367 --> 00:24:45,866 - Listen, I just came down here 454 00:24:45,866 --> 00:24:47,632 to deliver a message from the Coach. 455 00:24:47,632 --> 00:24:49,799 It's for you, Krunch, sign here. 456 00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:54,166 He wants to see you, pronto. 457 00:24:54,166 --> 00:24:56,799 - Oh, sit down, Pronto. 458 00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:58,233 He means me. 459 00:24:58,233 --> 00:25:00,666 - Then, what did he say me for? 460 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,433 - It's just an expression. 461 00:25:02,433 --> 00:25:04,300 - Coach is making you acting captain. 462 00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:06,133 - Alright! 463 00:25:08,533 --> 00:25:11,266 (romantic music) 464 00:25:14,066 --> 00:25:16,899 - It looks like you're really in bad shape. 465 00:25:19,367 --> 00:25:23,632 - Well, if the Gators perform as well as you do, 466 00:25:23,632 --> 00:25:26,899 looks like the game belongs to the Plumbers. 467 00:25:26,899 --> 00:25:29,632 - Dean Marks, you misunderstood. 468 00:25:29,632 --> 00:25:33,000 I was referring to the tragedy befallen your man High Top. 469 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,300 Please, come back to bed. 470 00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:37,100 - I wouldn't have dinner with you 471 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:38,966 if you were the last man on earth! 472 00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:44,333 (ominous music) 473 00:26:06,367 --> 00:26:08,066 - Those guys are gonna regret the day 474 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:09,666 they ever met Stanley Bates. 475 00:26:27,899 --> 00:26:29,833 - [Man On Tape] I want you to lie down. 476 00:26:32,266 --> 00:26:36,033 Now, relax, take a deep breath. 477 00:26:36,033 --> 00:26:36,899 Exhale. 478 00:26:38,367 --> 00:26:40,733 Clear your mind of all thoughts. 479 00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:42,733 Now, I want you to picture yourself being 480 00:26:42,733 --> 00:26:46,066 the confident individual you've always dreamt you could be. 481 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,699 Hold this picture, lock it into your mind. 482 00:26:50,699 --> 00:26:53,433 Relax, close your eyes. 483 00:26:54,699 --> 00:26:57,566 You are that individual you always wanted to be. 484 00:26:57,566 --> 00:26:59,899 You are, you are, you are! 485 00:26:59,899 --> 00:27:02,599 You are getting sleepy. 486 00:27:02,599 --> 00:27:07,400 You are drifting off into a deep, deep, a very deep sleep. 487 00:27:08,566 --> 00:27:10,266 You are, in fact, asleep. 488 00:27:11,467 --> 00:27:14,467 Good, now each time you hear the following word 489 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:17,500 during the course of your waking day you will become 490 00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:20,400 that confident person you always dreamt you could be. 491 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,300 Are you ready? 492 00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:22,200 Good. 493 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,333 Now, the magic word is-- 494 00:27:25,333 --> 00:27:27,433 - [Dad] Turn off the stereo! 495 00:27:27,433 --> 00:27:28,833 - [Man On Tape] Got it? 496 00:27:28,833 --> 00:27:32,100 We'll repeat it one more time. 497 00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:33,933 - [Dad] Turn off the stereo. 498 00:27:48,699 --> 00:27:51,433 ("Taps" playing) 499 00:27:56,966 --> 00:27:58,467 - I gotta hand it to High Top. 500 00:27:59,632 --> 00:28:02,100 Makes team captain and gets his number 501 00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:04,866 retired all in the same week! 502 00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:07,733 Some guys have all the luck. 503 00:28:08,699 --> 00:28:10,300 (whistle blowing) 504 00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:13,066 - Alright, alright enough lollygagging. 505 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,666 We've got two games left in order 506 00:28:14,666 --> 00:28:16,933 to tune the Watergate Plumbers into 507 00:28:16,933 --> 00:28:18,799 a lean, mean point-scoring machine. 508 00:28:18,799 --> 00:28:20,500 - Well, how we gonna do that, Coach? 509 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:24,033 - Good question, I see you're on the ball. 510 00:28:24,033 --> 00:28:26,766 Gentlemen, take a look before you. 511 00:28:26,766 --> 00:28:28,533 What you're about to see will revolutionize 512 00:28:28,533 --> 00:28:30,433 the game of basketball as you know it. 513 00:28:34,632 --> 00:28:36,066 - What is it, Coach? 514 00:28:36,066 --> 00:28:36,999 (laughs) 515 00:28:36,999 --> 00:28:38,400 - My piece of resistance. 516 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,266 Your secret weapon. 517 00:28:40,266 --> 00:28:42,599 I've developed a play that is so ingenious, 518 00:28:42,599 --> 00:28:45,632 so far ahead of its time, so impeccably crafted 519 00:28:45,632 --> 00:28:49,233 and well thought out that we may never lose again. 520 00:28:49,233 --> 00:28:52,833 I've condensed it into 48 simple moves. 521 00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:54,433 - 48? 522 00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:55,533 - Amazed, eh? 523 00:28:56,933 --> 00:28:59,799 Step forward, boys and prepare to be enlightened. 524 00:29:01,733 --> 00:29:03,899 Gentlemen, I give you King Lear. 525 00:29:05,066 --> 00:29:06,999 - [Lucky] Why do you call it King Lear? 526 00:29:06,999 --> 00:29:08,799 - Because it's a great play! 527 00:29:15,266 --> 00:29:18,433 - Hi Stan, what's up? 528 00:29:18,433 --> 00:29:19,333 You look down. 529 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,033 - Same old story. 530 00:29:22,033 --> 00:29:23,933 - You wanna talk about it? 531 00:29:23,933 --> 00:29:24,766 - Nah. 532 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,100 It all started when I was in grade two. 533 00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:32,166 - Stan, you already told me. 534 00:29:32,166 --> 00:29:34,066 - Did I tell you about the spelling bee? 535 00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:34,899 - Yeah. 536 00:29:35,999 --> 00:29:37,566 - Little league? 537 00:29:37,566 --> 00:29:39,233 - Uh-huh. 538 00:29:39,233 --> 00:29:40,833 - Junior high? 539 00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:41,799 - You mentioned it. 540 00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:45,266 - Boy scouts? 541 00:29:46,533 --> 00:29:47,433 - No. 542 00:29:47,433 --> 00:29:49,200 - Darn, shoulda joined. 543 00:29:50,599 --> 00:29:52,966 - Now, that's it boys, lookin' good. 544 00:29:52,966 --> 00:29:54,433 Lookin' real good. 545 00:29:54,433 --> 00:29:56,999 - Listen Becky, ever since our talk the other day 546 00:29:56,999 --> 00:29:59,467 I've been working on building up my inner self. 547 00:29:59,467 --> 00:30:00,599 - Your inner self? 548 00:30:00,599 --> 00:30:01,966 - My confidence. 549 00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:03,433 - Can I ask how? 550 00:30:03,433 --> 00:30:06,033 - Yeah, but you have to promise me you won't laugh. 551 00:30:06,033 --> 00:30:07,533 - [Becky] I do. 552 00:30:07,533 --> 00:30:08,367 - Hypnotism. 553 00:30:09,632 --> 00:30:10,467 - I see. 554 00:30:10,467 --> 00:30:11,300 - [Stan] And it works. 555 00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:12,166 - So you tried it? 556 00:30:12,166 --> 00:30:14,233 - Well, not really. 557 00:30:15,599 --> 00:30:17,100 I don't have enough confidence to even try it, 558 00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:18,566 but I know it's there I can feel it. 559 00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:21,666 - Get those feet in there, let's go, kick it out. 560 00:30:21,666 --> 00:30:24,666 - How do you summon this inner self-confidence? 561 00:30:24,666 --> 00:30:27,100 - All I have to say is the magic word and then presto, 562 00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:29,566 I'm a whole new man just dripping with confidence. 563 00:30:29,566 --> 00:30:31,033 You name it and I can do it. 564 00:30:31,033 --> 00:30:33,599 - What's this word that will unleash this other you? 565 00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:35,899 - I can't remember. 566 00:30:37,533 --> 00:30:39,766 I lost the cassette. 567 00:30:39,766 --> 00:30:41,266 - The cassette? 568 00:30:41,266 --> 00:30:42,500 - Yeah, never mind. 569 00:30:43,632 --> 00:30:45,799 - So you really believe if you can recall 570 00:30:45,799 --> 00:30:48,266 this word that you lost on a cassette 571 00:30:48,266 --> 00:30:50,333 you'd have total confidence in yourself? 572 00:30:50,333 --> 00:30:52,733 - I'd be a whole new man, I have a guarantee. 573 00:30:52,733 --> 00:30:54,699 - [Becky] Where's the guarantee? 574 00:30:54,699 --> 00:30:56,467 - On the back of the cassette. 575 00:30:56,467 --> 00:31:00,300 - Stan, I don't mean to sound pessimistic, 576 00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:02,467 but confidence is something that comes 577 00:31:02,467 --> 00:31:05,100 from inside you and not on a cassette. 578 00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:07,599 - You really think so? 579 00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:10,533 - Yes, I think you should walk up to the coach 580 00:31:10,533 --> 00:31:14,133 and demand that he gives you a chance to prove yourself. 581 00:31:14,133 --> 00:31:17,766 - Lookin' good boys, lookin' real good. 582 00:31:17,766 --> 00:31:19,133 - You really think so? 583 00:31:19,133 --> 00:31:19,966 - Yeah. 584 00:31:22,966 --> 00:31:26,200 - Let's go and ha, let's go and ha! 585 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,033 Lookin' real good. 586 00:31:27,033 --> 00:31:28,266 Lookin' good. 587 00:31:28,266 --> 00:31:30,100 - Coach, I'd like a word with you. 588 00:31:30,999 --> 00:31:32,866 - How about poodle? 589 00:31:34,666 --> 00:31:36,500 - Coach, I demand a tryout. 590 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,833 - You, a lowly equipment manager? 591 00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:44,333 A pathetic, (laughs), you who are lower down 592 00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:46,833 on the evolutionary scale than a slug? 593 00:31:46,833 --> 00:31:49,400 You demand a tryout? 594 00:31:50,866 --> 00:31:52,500 Well, okay. 595 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:53,799 - Great! 596 00:31:53,799 --> 00:31:58,799 - Say, August 1997? 597 00:31:59,632 --> 00:32:01,066 (laughs) 598 00:32:01,066 --> 00:32:02,033 Lookin' good! 599 00:32:02,033 --> 00:32:03,266 - Stan, are you alright? 600 00:32:03,266 --> 00:32:04,367 - Just leave me alone! 601 00:32:08,766 --> 00:32:11,833 - Come on, back flip, it's supposed to be a back flip! 602 00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:15,866 - Sign here, Coach. 603 00:32:15,866 --> 00:32:18,200 - Sure, science teacher Wilson. 604 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,033 Wait a minute, I make it a policy never to sign 605 00:32:21,033 --> 00:32:23,433 a document unless I know exactly what's in it. 606 00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:25,866 So what's in it? 607 00:32:25,866 --> 00:32:26,866 - It's a petition. 608 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,833 - Well, I'm sure you understand my cautiousness. 609 00:32:30,833 --> 00:32:34,066 My father signed away our three story bungalow one night. 610 00:32:34,066 --> 00:32:37,200 - Thanks Coach, you don't know how important it is 611 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:40,766 to have your signature on this petition. 612 00:32:40,766 --> 00:32:42,200 - Why is that? 613 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:46,100 - Because this petition calls for the complete 614 00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:49,400 eradification of basketball in the school system! 615 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,666 (yelling) 616 00:32:56,066 --> 00:32:57,533 - Come on, guys, let's go! 617 00:32:58,433 --> 00:32:59,699 - What's the matter, Georges? 618 00:32:59,699 --> 00:33:01,733 You've been dragging your heels all night. 619 00:33:01,733 --> 00:33:03,433 - Coach has been on my back the whole game. 620 00:33:03,433 --> 00:33:05,300 - Listen, no excuses. 621 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:06,866 It's my debut as captain. 622 00:33:06,866 --> 00:33:09,066 Ain't nobody but me gonna screw it up. 623 00:33:10,533 --> 00:33:11,733 You got it? 624 00:33:11,733 --> 00:33:13,033 Plumbers. 625 00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:14,433 - [All] Plumbers! 626 00:33:14,433 --> 00:33:16,367 - [Coach] Hustle, hustle, come on, let's go! 627 00:33:16,367 --> 00:33:18,100 We gotta game to win! 628 00:33:19,766 --> 00:33:23,899 - It's the final quarter and what a close game it is. 629 00:33:23,899 --> 00:33:28,133 I'd say Watergate's definitely outplaying them. 630 00:33:28,133 --> 00:33:30,033 - This may be your lucky day, son. 631 00:33:30,033 --> 00:33:31,467 You may just get to play. 632 00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:33,899 - I don't think so, Dad. 633 00:33:33,899 --> 00:33:36,533 - Well, it says here that one of your players was injured. 634 00:33:36,533 --> 00:33:38,433 His loss may be your gain. 635 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,599 So cheer up, son! 636 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,933 - With High Top gone this team lacks height. 637 00:33:46,933 --> 00:33:48,933 Where, where, think Coach, where can I find 638 00:33:48,933 --> 00:33:50,599 a player with that kind of height? 639 00:33:50,599 --> 00:33:52,300 - Coach, your house burnt down. 640 00:33:52,300 --> 00:33:54,632 All your belongings were shipped to this new address. 641 00:33:54,632 --> 00:33:56,632 - Don't bother me with trivia. 642 00:33:56,632 --> 00:33:58,233 I've got more important things on my mind. 643 00:33:59,766 --> 00:34:03,166 The King Lear play, guys, King Lear. 644 00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:04,500 - What're you doing, Krunch? 645 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:05,433 - What's it look like, Awesome? 646 00:34:05,433 --> 00:34:06,733 - What about secret play? 647 00:34:06,733 --> 00:34:07,999 - What about it, Awesome? 648 00:34:14,599 --> 00:34:15,833 (gun firing) 649 00:34:15,833 --> 00:34:18,200 - Come clean, guys, gimme the real story. 650 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,066 What went wrong out there tonight? 651 00:34:20,066 --> 00:34:22,133 - What, you mean who. 652 00:34:22,133 --> 00:34:24,799 - I'll tell you in one word, Krunch. 653 00:34:24,799 --> 00:34:26,966 - Are you telling me that you feel Krunch is responsible 654 00:34:26,966 --> 00:34:29,632 for the Plumbers most recent defeat, Awesome? 655 00:34:29,632 --> 00:34:30,966 - You can quote me on that. 656 00:34:34,433 --> 00:34:35,799 - Alright, alright stop looking 657 00:34:35,799 --> 00:34:37,799 at each other girls, time to dry down. 658 00:34:37,799 --> 00:34:40,133 - Coach, can I have a word with you? 659 00:34:40,133 --> 00:34:41,599 - Gendarme. 660 00:34:41,599 --> 00:34:44,632 - Um, what went wrong out there tonight, Coach? 661 00:34:44,632 --> 00:34:45,866 - What, you mean who. 662 00:34:45,866 --> 00:34:48,566 - Ah, so you blame Krunch, too. 663 00:34:48,566 --> 00:34:49,733 - No, not at all. 664 00:34:49,733 --> 00:34:51,133 - Then who, Coach? 665 00:34:51,133 --> 00:34:52,233 - The mascot. 666 00:34:53,333 --> 00:34:55,866 - But Watergate doesn't have a mascot. 667 00:34:55,866 --> 00:34:58,666 - See, that's the problem. 668 00:34:58,666 --> 00:35:01,033 - Coach, can I have a word with you? 669 00:35:01,033 --> 00:35:03,300 - You people are really pushing it. 670 00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:05,699 Okay, how about capitalism? 671 00:35:07,433 --> 00:35:10,766 - I have a few things I want to discuss with you. 672 00:35:10,766 --> 00:35:13,300 Is there someplace quiet we can go? 673 00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:15,300 - I know just the place. 674 00:35:16,166 --> 00:35:17,966 - So, what'll it be, Coach? 675 00:35:17,966 --> 00:35:21,266 - I'll have a brandy Alexander and the lady will have... 676 00:35:21,266 --> 00:35:22,100 - Water. 677 00:35:23,367 --> 00:35:25,400 - Haven't you had enough? 678 00:35:27,632 --> 00:35:30,200 But I guess that's none of my business. 679 00:35:31,566 --> 00:35:35,566 So, what did you want to talk to me about, Dean Marks? 680 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,866 Thanks, Alexander. 681 00:35:39,866 --> 00:35:41,066 (punching) 682 00:35:41,066 --> 00:35:43,933 - The other day, based on your evaluation 683 00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:47,632 of the team's ability, which I trusted implicitly, 684 00:35:47,632 --> 00:35:51,467 much to my chagrin, I made a bet. 685 00:35:52,699 --> 00:35:54,866 (laughs) 686 00:35:54,866 --> 00:35:56,566 - Shame on you, Dean Marks. 687 00:35:57,799 --> 00:36:00,433 Has Pete Rose taught you nothing? 688 00:36:00,433 --> 00:36:02,566 - I stand to lose a lot if I lose this bet! 689 00:36:03,733 --> 00:36:05,666 - [Coach] How much loot did you wager? 690 00:36:05,666 --> 00:36:07,433 - Not money, Coach! 691 00:36:07,433 --> 00:36:09,433 It's something much more precious to me. 692 00:36:11,166 --> 00:36:14,200 - Not your collection of lizard skin handbags? 693 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,566 - [Dean Marks] No. 694 00:36:15,566 --> 00:36:16,999 - Are they safe? 695 00:36:16,999 --> 00:36:18,100 - [Dean Marks] Yes. 696 00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:18,933 - Thank God! 697 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:25,367 - You don't seem to understand, Coach! 698 00:36:25,367 --> 00:36:28,166 I don't intend to lose. 699 00:36:28,166 --> 00:36:30,599 - What are you trying to say? 700 00:36:31,467 --> 00:36:33,400 - That your job is on the line. 701 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,599 - I know that, on the sidelines. 702 00:36:36,599 --> 00:36:38,733 What does it have to do with the bet? 703 00:36:38,733 --> 00:36:43,033 - Do anything you have to, but don't lose! 704 00:36:43,033 --> 00:36:47,166 Because if I lose, Coach, you do, too. 705 00:36:49,233 --> 00:36:51,666 - Are you trying to say that you don't intend 706 00:36:51,666 --> 00:36:54,533 to lose and that I should do anything 707 00:36:54,533 --> 00:36:57,300 I have to to see to it that you don't? 708 00:36:57,300 --> 00:37:01,866 That my job is on the line and if you lose so do I? 709 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:04,200 - Precisely. 710 00:37:06,033 --> 00:37:06,866 - And uh, 711 00:37:08,033 --> 00:37:09,566 you're sure the handbags are safe? 712 00:37:11,699 --> 00:37:14,367 (ominous music) 713 00:37:49,966 --> 00:37:52,833 - Geez, you should know better than to sneak up on a guy. 714 00:37:54,333 --> 00:37:56,133 See you brought a ball. 715 00:37:56,133 --> 00:37:57,666 How about a game of one on one? 716 00:38:01,166 --> 00:38:01,999 You can start. 717 00:38:04,766 --> 00:38:06,400 Well come on, you know the rules. 718 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,133 Pass me the ball so I can check it. 719 00:38:13,733 --> 00:38:14,799 Take it easy, man. 720 00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:21,500 You know, you're really starting to piss me off. 721 00:38:26,666 --> 00:38:27,966 Hey, come on, eh? 722 00:38:27,966 --> 00:38:29,500 What's going on, what are you doing? 723 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:31,300 Is this thing a-- (exploding) 724 00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:34,566 (laughing maniacally) 725 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,033 - Hey, Dean Marks? 726 00:38:54,033 --> 00:38:55,899 - I am Dean Marks. 727 00:38:55,899 --> 00:38:57,966 - Well, if you're Dean Marks then who is he? 728 00:38:57,966 --> 00:39:00,599 - I'm Howard Pauly, ambulance attendant. 729 00:39:00,599 --> 00:39:03,799 - Well, why do have this need to impersonate a college dean? 730 00:39:03,799 --> 00:39:04,966 - I don't. 731 00:39:04,966 --> 00:39:06,833 I'm here for the body. 732 00:39:06,833 --> 00:39:07,699 - What body? 733 00:39:08,833 --> 00:39:10,100 - The one right here. 734 00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:11,300 (Krunch groaning) 735 00:39:11,300 --> 00:39:12,500 - You know, you seem to know 736 00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:14,666 a lot for an ambulance attendant. 737 00:39:14,666 --> 00:39:15,866 Put an APB on this guy. 738 00:39:15,866 --> 00:39:17,100 - Sounds good. 739 00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:19,533 - Alright, Dean Marks, or whoever you are, 740 00:39:19,533 --> 00:39:22,433 I am Captain Detective Sergeant Lieutenant Danny Gibson. 741 00:39:22,433 --> 00:39:25,433 This here's my partner, Mel Glover, 742 00:39:25,433 --> 00:39:28,133 and we have been assigned to this case. 743 00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:29,833 Mel, take a little spin around the gym, 744 00:39:29,833 --> 00:39:31,433 see if you see anything suspicious 745 00:39:31,433 --> 00:39:33,566 and then park it right here. 746 00:39:33,566 --> 00:39:34,666 - Right here. 747 00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:39,300 - Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. 748 00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:41,599 I've been a cop most of my life 749 00:39:41,599 --> 00:39:43,233 but there are still certain things 750 00:39:43,233 --> 00:39:46,333 that I know I'll never get over. 751 00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:48,300 - I know what you mean. 752 00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:50,233 The flower of youth uprooted before 753 00:39:50,233 --> 00:39:52,000 it's had a chance to blossom. 754 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,233 - No, color coordination. 755 00:39:54,233 --> 00:39:56,333 Just take a look at those yellow socks 756 00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:57,766 and them pink sneakers. 757 00:39:57,766 --> 00:40:00,467 That is appalling, I wouldn't be caught dead in it. 758 00:40:00,467 --> 00:40:02,066 Get him outta here! 759 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:03,899 Get him outta here! 760 00:40:03,899 --> 00:40:05,966 You know, get outta here! 761 00:40:07,333 --> 00:40:10,066 - Caught this guy in the boys' changing room 762 00:40:10,066 --> 00:40:13,066 spray painting anti-basketball slogans 763 00:40:13,066 --> 00:40:14,833 and death threats on the wall. 764 00:40:14,833 --> 00:40:16,300 - What's your name, mister? 765 00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:18,833 - He says his name is Wilson, science professor. 766 00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:22,066 - I once knew a science professor. 767 00:40:24,166 --> 00:40:24,999 Release him. 768 00:40:24,999 --> 00:40:26,467 - But, but Lieutenant! 769 00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:28,333 - Spray painting names on the bathroom wall 770 00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:30,766 is vandalism, not our department. 771 00:40:31,899 --> 00:40:33,333 Look, I know you wanna be a good cop, 772 00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:34,566 but you'll get over it. 773 00:40:34,566 --> 00:40:36,599 I mean, sometimes in this business 774 00:40:36,599 --> 00:40:37,566 you gotta turn the other cheek. 775 00:40:37,566 --> 00:40:39,833 Get your priorities straight! 776 00:40:39,833 --> 00:40:42,333 We got an attempted murder here! 777 00:40:42,333 --> 00:40:45,766 Now, we don't have time for this, release the painter. 778 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,733 Here Mel, hold that will ya? 779 00:40:53,133 --> 00:40:55,766 There we go, that's right. 780 00:40:55,766 --> 00:40:58,233 - Lieutenant, are you on to something? 781 00:40:58,233 --> 00:41:00,467 - No, I'm just measuring the foul line. 782 00:41:00,467 --> 00:41:01,899 See, I've been thinking all week, 783 00:41:01,899 --> 00:41:03,733 you know, putting a little hoop 784 00:41:03,733 --> 00:41:04,933 in the basement for the kids. 785 00:41:04,933 --> 00:41:06,866 You know ba ding, badam, badam, badoom. 786 00:41:06,866 --> 00:41:07,899 (laughs) 787 00:41:07,899 --> 00:41:09,200 Yeah. 788 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:13,200 Now, according to my calculations, Mel, 789 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,100 the ball came from that direction right over there. 790 00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:18,567 - How'd you figure that out with just one measurement? 791 00:41:18,567 --> 00:41:21,133 - Simple, I watched where the ball fell. 792 00:41:21,133 --> 00:41:22,966 Gimme the list of victims, come on. 793 00:41:27,133 --> 00:41:29,100 Yeah, just what I thought. 794 00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:33,567 Captain Tate, Captain Kirk, Captain Krunch. 795 00:41:33,567 --> 00:41:35,500 Looks like the work of a serial killer. 796 00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:38,100 - You mean, all the victims had something in common? 797 00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:39,367 - Affirmative. 798 00:41:39,367 --> 00:41:40,733 But what do you think this all means? 799 00:41:40,733 --> 00:41:43,166 - They all went to the same school. 800 00:41:43,166 --> 00:41:44,433 - Aside from that. 801 00:41:44,433 --> 00:41:46,833 - I know, they're all on the basketball team. 802 00:41:46,833 --> 00:41:49,233 - True, but will you look past the obvious? 803 00:41:49,233 --> 00:41:52,066 - They were all attacked alone, after school, 804 00:41:52,066 --> 00:41:54,632 in the gym, on the basketball court. 805 00:41:54,632 --> 00:41:57,166 - Mel, will you learn to read the fine print? 806 00:41:57,166 --> 00:42:00,166 It's right there on the page in front of you! 807 00:42:00,166 --> 00:42:01,632 - I still don't get it, Danny! 808 00:42:02,766 --> 00:42:04,833 - Don't feel bad, you're still a rookie, 809 00:42:04,833 --> 00:42:05,966 but you'll get over it. 810 00:42:07,166 --> 00:42:09,133 Three victims, two of them the second 811 00:42:09,133 --> 00:42:10,833 letters of their names was vowels. 812 00:42:10,833 --> 00:42:13,699 The third, nothing, now that's a strange pattern 813 00:42:13,699 --> 00:42:15,567 and it threw me at first, too, but I think 814 00:42:15,567 --> 00:42:18,533 what we got here is a maniac with a literary mind. 815 00:42:20,233 --> 00:42:22,333 Run an APB on an english professor. 816 00:42:22,333 --> 00:42:23,367 - Right. 817 00:42:23,367 --> 00:42:25,166 - Let's get outta here. - Come on. 818 00:42:44,066 --> 00:42:46,799 ("Taps" playing) 819 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:50,666 (organ music) 820 00:42:54,632 --> 00:42:58,166 - Today is a tragic day here for us at Watergate. 821 00:42:58,166 --> 00:43:01,233 Mere words cannot express the tragic 822 00:43:01,233 --> 00:43:03,467 sense of loss we all feel. 823 00:43:03,467 --> 00:43:06,567 So we'll accompany these words with music. 824 00:43:06,567 --> 00:43:08,166 Take it away, Carol Ann. 825 00:43:12,233 --> 00:43:13,999 Just jump in any time. 826 00:43:15,467 --> 00:43:17,467 - The, (clearing throat) 827 00:43:17,467 --> 00:43:20,033 the, (clearing throat) 828 00:43:20,033 --> 00:43:23,933 the Lord. (clearing throat) 829 00:43:23,933 --> 00:43:27,966 The Lord has called you into his waiting room 830 00:43:27,966 --> 00:43:31,000 while we sit here in our gloom. 831 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:35,400 Oh Lord, who died upon the cross, 832 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:38,500 look down upon our tragic loss 833 00:43:39,666 --> 00:43:42,300 and think of some afternoon 834 00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:45,599 and realize you benched Krunch too soon. 835 00:43:48,300 --> 00:43:50,266 - Glad you're saying that, Carol Ann. 836 00:43:50,266 --> 00:43:52,733 How about a nice round of applause for Carol Ann? 837 00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:55,699 Don't give up your day job, kid. 838 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,599 (suspenseful jazz music) 839 00:44:08,433 --> 00:44:10,666 (knocking) 840 00:44:17,567 --> 00:44:20,599 - I'm Sergeant Detective Captain Lieutenant Danny Gibson. 841 00:44:20,599 --> 00:44:22,433 This here's my partner Mel Glover. 842 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:25,266 And who might you be? 843 00:44:25,266 --> 00:44:27,233 - I, sir, am the butler. 844 00:44:27,233 --> 00:44:29,833 - Huh, tell me butler, where were you yesterday 845 00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:32,433 between the hours of four and 10 p.m.? 846 00:44:32,433 --> 00:44:34,833 - I was attending a family reunion. 847 00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:37,632 We went over to Westmore to watch a cricket match. 848 00:44:37,632 --> 00:44:39,033 I sat next to the mayor. 849 00:44:39,966 --> 00:44:41,833 - How convenient! 850 00:44:41,833 --> 00:44:43,766 - Master Bates, the two gentlemen 851 00:44:43,766 --> 00:44:45,733 of the law here wish to speak to you. 852 00:44:45,733 --> 00:44:48,033 - Run an IUD on this butler guy, I don't trust him. 853 00:44:48,033 --> 00:44:48,866 - Yeah. 854 00:44:50,467 --> 00:44:52,666 - Officers, what is it? 855 00:44:52,666 --> 00:44:54,433 - I don't think this is a very good place to talk. 856 00:44:54,433 --> 00:44:55,866 Can we go over here? 857 00:44:55,866 --> 00:44:57,666 Stick close to that butler guy. 858 00:44:57,666 --> 00:44:58,567 - [Mel] Four, ten. 859 00:44:59,433 --> 00:45:00,899 - Join me in a drink, officer? 860 00:45:00,899 --> 00:45:02,266 - No, I think we both quit. 861 00:45:03,433 --> 00:45:04,632 Look, let me get to the point of my visit. 862 00:45:04,632 --> 00:45:06,966 It's about that rash of crimes at Watergate. 863 00:45:06,966 --> 00:45:09,933 But before we get into that will you answer me one question? 864 00:45:09,933 --> 00:45:12,133 How long has that butler fella been in your employment? 865 00:45:12,133 --> 00:45:14,833 - Winston's been with the family for over 37 years. 866 00:45:14,833 --> 00:45:16,467 - Over 37 years, huh? 867 00:45:16,467 --> 00:45:17,766 And before that? 868 00:45:17,766 --> 00:45:19,166 - Well, I don't really know. 869 00:45:19,166 --> 00:45:21,799 - Ah, mysterious past? 870 00:45:21,799 --> 00:45:23,500 - Officer, what has my family got 871 00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:25,567 to do with these unfortunate accidents? 872 00:45:25,567 --> 00:45:27,533 - Perhaps nothing, perhaps something. 873 00:45:27,533 --> 00:45:28,866 It's what I'm here to find out. 874 00:45:28,866 --> 00:45:30,599 A little routine questioning. 875 00:45:30,599 --> 00:45:31,866 See, we talked to everybody that knew 876 00:45:31,866 --> 00:45:34,033 the victims except for Stanley. 877 00:45:34,033 --> 00:45:35,233 Is he home? 878 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:36,733 - He's upstairs doing his homework. 879 00:45:36,733 --> 00:45:38,500 - Would you have him come down for a moment? 880 00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:41,266 - I hate to interrupt his studies, officer. 881 00:45:41,266 --> 00:45:42,766 - Are you a fool, man? 882 00:45:42,766 --> 00:45:44,133 Three kids in the hospital, one of them 883 00:45:44,133 --> 00:45:46,233 probably maimed for the rest of his life 884 00:45:46,233 --> 00:45:47,666 and you're worried about your kid's homework? 885 00:45:47,666 --> 00:45:50,533 - Forgive me, I don't know what got into me. 886 00:45:50,533 --> 00:45:51,699 - Try switching to decaf. 887 00:45:53,266 --> 00:45:54,400 - Winston? 888 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,133 - [Winston] Sir? 889 00:45:56,133 --> 00:45:59,400 - Would you go upstairs and get Stanley, please? 890 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:00,400 Here's the key. 891 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:01,367 - Thank you. 892 00:46:21,966 --> 00:46:23,266 - You wanted to see me, Dad? 893 00:46:23,266 --> 00:46:24,733 - Yes, son. 894 00:46:24,733 --> 00:46:26,599 This gentlemen is a police officer. 895 00:46:26,599 --> 00:46:29,133 He'd like to ask you some questions. 896 00:46:29,133 --> 00:46:30,567 - About what? 897 00:46:30,567 --> 00:46:33,333 - About the rash of crimes at Watergate, son. 898 00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:34,999 - I'm going to renew my subscription 899 00:46:34,999 --> 00:46:36,833 to Soldier of Fortune magazine. 900 00:46:38,100 --> 00:46:39,133 - Hi, Stanley. 901 00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:41,966 Did you get along well with High Top Kirk? 902 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:43,233 - Yes. 903 00:46:43,233 --> 00:46:44,200 - Any problems with the other guys on the team? 904 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,632 - No. 905 00:46:45,632 --> 00:46:47,100 - You didn't carry a grudge around in that bag 906 00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:48,833 of yours because you didn't make the team, Stanley? 907 00:46:48,833 --> 00:46:50,033 - No, sir. 908 00:46:50,033 --> 00:46:51,966 - Who won the World Series in 1975? 909 00:46:51,966 --> 00:46:52,899 - Cincinnati. 910 00:46:52,899 --> 00:46:54,367 - What's the square root of 49? 911 00:46:54,367 --> 00:46:55,233 - Seven. 912 00:46:55,233 --> 00:46:56,400 (laughs) 913 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,433 - Got all the answers, don't you, kid? 914 00:46:58,433 --> 00:46:59,632 - Yeah. 915 00:46:59,632 --> 00:47:02,333 - Alright, that's a wrap, I'm through here. 916 00:47:03,266 --> 00:47:04,200 I'll be on my way. 917 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,533 And you, don't leave town. 918 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,000 - Excuse me, everyone. 919 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,200 - [Awesome] Quiet everybody, 920 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,066 the equipment manager is speaking. 921 00:47:37,066 --> 00:47:39,533 - Don't you have some water jugs to fill? 922 00:47:39,533 --> 00:47:42,066 - Oh, why don't you leave the poor boy alone? 923 00:47:42,066 --> 00:47:44,133 It's not his fault if he's a jinx. 924 00:47:44,133 --> 00:47:46,100 - Yeah, we haven't won a game 925 00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:47,966 since you were hired as water boy. 926 00:47:49,166 --> 00:47:52,100 - Come on, Stan, don't listen to these guys. 927 00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:54,400 Let's get out of this depressing environment. 928 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:55,333 - Alright. 929 00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:56,567 - [Awesome] Wait a minute, Stan. 930 00:47:56,567 --> 00:47:58,733 I thought you came down to tell us something? 931 00:47:59,899 --> 00:48:02,766 - Georges, Coach says you're new team captain. 932 00:48:07,133 --> 00:48:08,333 - You? 933 00:48:08,333 --> 00:48:10,133 New team captain? 934 00:48:10,133 --> 00:48:11,300 - And who better? 935 00:48:17,999 --> 00:48:21,666 - Sorry to hear about the latest unfortunate incident. 936 00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:23,300 These days being a Watergate Plumber's 937 00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:25,966 about as safe as having sex. 938 00:48:25,966 --> 00:48:27,632 - Very amusing. 939 00:48:27,632 --> 00:48:29,599 - I got a million more. 940 00:48:29,599 --> 00:48:31,100 - I'm sure you do. 941 00:48:32,567 --> 00:48:35,133 - Say, I've been thinking about our bet. 942 00:48:35,133 --> 00:48:37,367 Only a week to go till the big game. 943 00:48:37,367 --> 00:48:38,899 Getting any second thoughts? 944 00:48:39,733 --> 00:48:41,500 - What on earth for? 945 00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:43,233 - Well, it seems my chances of winning 946 00:48:43,233 --> 00:48:45,799 go up as your team roster goes down. 947 00:48:47,367 --> 00:48:49,166 - As sick as this may sound, Mr. Cook, 948 00:48:49,166 --> 00:48:51,200 there is a bright side to all this. 949 00:48:52,300 --> 00:48:53,733 Whoever's responsible for removing 950 00:48:53,733 --> 00:48:57,133 these average players from our team is saving 951 00:48:57,133 --> 00:48:59,333 us the trouble of cutting them ourselves. 952 00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:01,300 - Dean Marks, I'm shocked. 953 00:49:02,233 --> 00:49:03,899 - And you'll be naked, tattooed 954 00:49:03,899 --> 00:49:07,200 and quite embarrassed before too long. 955 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,433 - You don't mind if I turn the table on you? 956 00:49:11,367 --> 00:49:14,632 It seems that you're the one that doesn't have a prayer. 957 00:49:14,632 --> 00:49:15,833 If the Plumbers don't win their 958 00:49:15,833 --> 00:49:18,333 next game there won't be a big game. 959 00:49:18,333 --> 00:49:19,233 Not for Watergate. 960 00:49:20,632 --> 00:49:21,866 - I wouldn't have dinner with you 961 00:49:21,866 --> 00:49:23,666 if you were the last man on earth! 962 00:49:23,666 --> 00:49:25,632 - Great, my place or yours? 963 00:49:33,133 --> 00:49:34,233 - Destitute? 964 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:38,233 Secular? 965 00:49:40,433 --> 00:49:41,333 Calcium? 966 00:49:44,632 --> 00:49:45,533 Terrific? 967 00:49:48,632 --> 00:49:49,632 Wallpaper? 968 00:49:50,966 --> 00:49:52,066 Feel any different? 969 00:49:52,966 --> 00:49:53,799 - No. 970 00:49:55,999 --> 00:49:56,833 - Banana? 971 00:49:57,733 --> 00:49:58,933 - You already said that. 972 00:49:59,933 --> 00:50:01,567 - Sorry. 973 00:50:01,567 --> 00:50:02,966 - Don't be. 974 00:50:02,966 --> 00:50:05,500 Becky, who am I trying to kid? 975 00:50:07,666 --> 00:50:09,033 This whole thing is silly. 976 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:13,200 I feel really dumb for bringing it up in the first place. 977 00:50:14,433 --> 00:50:16,933 You're right, one word can't make a man. 978 00:50:19,899 --> 00:50:23,300 - Stan, would you like to kiss me? 979 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,233 - Sure. 980 00:50:29,599 --> 00:50:31,966 (loud music playing) 981 00:50:31,966 --> 00:50:34,066 - Would you like to kiss me again? 982 00:50:34,066 --> 00:50:35,300 - What's that? 983 00:50:35,300 --> 00:50:37,166 - Would you like to kiss me again? 984 00:50:37,166 --> 00:50:38,233 - What? 985 00:50:38,233 --> 00:50:39,467 - Kiss! 986 00:50:39,467 --> 00:50:41,300 Would you like to kiss me a second time? 987 00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:42,400 - I can't hear you. 988 00:50:43,799 --> 00:50:46,300 - [Becky] Turn the stereo off! 989 00:51:00,632 --> 00:51:03,233 - Now, what's that you wanted from me, babe? 990 00:51:05,033 --> 00:51:08,266 - I was just asking if you wanted to kiss me again. 991 00:51:08,266 --> 00:51:09,166 That's all. 992 00:51:21,233 --> 00:51:22,766 - Turn the stereo off. 993 00:51:23,966 --> 00:51:25,200 - I'm sorry, Becky. 994 00:51:26,632 --> 00:51:29,133 I don't know what came over me. 995 00:51:29,133 --> 00:51:30,766 - You don't? 996 00:51:30,766 --> 00:51:35,166 I mean, your feelings got the better of you, that's all. 997 00:51:37,033 --> 00:51:37,866 Stan? 998 00:51:38,966 --> 00:51:39,799 - Yes, Becky? 999 00:51:41,467 --> 00:51:42,933 - Turn the stereo off. 1000 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,033 (players yelling) 1001 00:51:59,699 --> 00:52:02,166 - Watergate is on the verge of a victory, folks. 1002 00:52:02,166 --> 00:52:04,999 Their first in a very long, long time. 1003 00:52:05,999 --> 00:52:07,533 What is on our hearts and minds 1004 00:52:07,533 --> 00:52:09,166 and souls at a moment like this? 1005 00:52:09,166 --> 00:52:10,833 Are we witnessing the planting of 1006 00:52:10,833 --> 00:52:12,666 a seed of a basketball dynasty? 1007 00:52:12,666 --> 00:52:14,666 Are we witnessing the pivotal turn 1008 00:52:14,666 --> 00:52:17,966 of events in the Watergate history? 1009 00:52:17,966 --> 00:52:19,733 The changing of the guard. 1010 00:52:19,733 --> 00:52:21,100 The turning of the tide. 1011 00:52:22,300 --> 00:52:26,599 Precious seconds remain and only time will tell. 1012 00:52:29,066 --> 00:52:30,300 (whistle blowing) 1013 00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:32,133 - Transportation problems. 1014 00:52:32,133 --> 00:52:35,133 Gradyville defaults, no show! 1015 00:52:35,133 --> 00:52:36,533 Watergate wins! 1016 00:52:36,533 --> 00:52:39,266 (crowd cheering) 1017 00:52:45,666 --> 00:52:47,733 - Way to go, Georges! 1018 00:52:47,733 --> 00:52:49,033 I know I made the right decision 1019 00:52:49,033 --> 00:52:52,367 when I made you team captain, yeah. 1020 00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:55,100 All my idea. 1021 00:52:57,666 --> 00:52:59,500 - Say, Deb, what about going out 1022 00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:01,467 with me now that I'm on a winning team? 1023 00:53:01,467 --> 00:53:04,866 - Winning isn't everything, Lucky, being captain is! 1024 00:53:08,766 --> 00:53:12,100 (television chattering) 1025 00:53:33,233 --> 00:53:35,266 - Turn back on the set, will you guys? 1026 00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:52,500 (television chattering) 1027 00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:53,999 Thank you. 1028 00:53:53,999 --> 00:53:56,666 (ominous music) 1029 00:53:58,100 --> 00:54:00,433 Why don't you drop what you're doing and come on in? 1030 00:54:00,433 --> 00:54:02,133 (electrical zapping) 1031 00:54:02,133 --> 00:54:05,766 (laughing maniacally) 1032 00:54:05,766 --> 00:54:07,933 (yelling) 1033 00:54:10,899 --> 00:54:13,632 ("Taps" playing) 1034 00:54:19,266 --> 00:54:21,100 - Men, I want you to remember this as 1035 00:54:21,100 --> 00:54:24,200 a moment of strength, not a moment of sadness. 1036 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,033 We came in together as a team, we'll go out 1037 00:54:26,033 --> 00:54:29,166 together as one, for better or for worse. 1038 00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:31,833 Now, let's bow our heads in a moment of silence. 1039 00:54:33,833 --> 00:54:35,266 Let's practice! 1040 00:54:35,266 --> 00:54:37,533 Lucky, you're new team captain. 1041 00:54:37,533 --> 00:54:38,799 - You mean it, Coach? 1042 00:54:38,799 --> 00:54:40,533 - I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it. 1043 00:54:40,533 --> 00:54:42,233 Stan, you're playing. 1044 00:54:42,233 --> 00:54:43,500 - You really mean it, Coach? 1045 00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:46,333 - Nope, just thought I'd throw in a joke 1046 00:54:46,333 --> 00:54:47,933 to brighten up this dismal day. 1047 00:54:48,799 --> 00:54:49,632 (dance music) 1048 00:54:49,632 --> 00:54:50,799 ♪ Well I feel so good 1049 00:54:50,799 --> 00:54:55,367 ♪ I almost lost my mind 1050 00:54:55,367 --> 00:54:57,333 ♪ Well I feel so good 1051 00:54:57,333 --> 00:55:02,333 ♪ I almost lost my mind 1052 00:55:03,567 --> 00:55:05,200 ♪ I've got my baby playin' the chords ♪ 1053 00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:09,766 ♪ And my real vibe's just keepin' time ♪ 1054 00:55:11,699 --> 00:55:14,666 - Coach, may I have a word with you? 1055 00:55:14,666 --> 00:55:16,100 - Aphrodisiac. 1056 00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:21,166 - Tomorrow's the big game, Coach! 1057 00:55:21,166 --> 00:55:23,166 I just thought I'd remind you 1058 00:55:23,166 --> 00:55:26,233 of the importance of winning it! 1059 00:55:26,233 --> 00:55:28,733 - I don't need any reminders, Dean Marks. 1060 00:55:30,033 --> 00:55:33,632 I've got it all memorized, right up here. 1061 00:55:34,666 --> 00:55:39,300 ♪ Get me my PhD 1062 00:55:39,300 --> 00:55:41,500 ♪ I'm going back to college 1063 00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:46,500 ♪ Gonna get me my PhD 1064 00:55:47,666 --> 00:55:48,966 ♪ 'Cause those heavy, heavy mamas ♪ 1065 00:55:48,966 --> 00:55:52,866 ♪ Gonna drive you crazy by degrees ♪ 1066 00:55:55,233 --> 00:55:57,899 - Hey kids, how about doing your friendly neighborhood cop 1067 00:55:57,899 --> 00:56:00,433 a favor and finding someplace else to sit? 1068 00:56:00,433 --> 00:56:02,066 - Why don't you go and take a hike? 1069 00:56:02,066 --> 00:56:05,367 - I said scram! (gun firing) 1070 00:56:06,367 --> 00:56:08,933 Yo, Danny, found an empty table! 1071 00:56:15,133 --> 00:56:17,200 - Eh, good job Mel, good job. 1072 00:56:18,066 --> 00:56:18,899 - Thanks. 1073 00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:24,300 - Hey, between you and I, I gotta admit, 1074 00:56:24,300 --> 00:56:25,733 this case has me stumped. 1075 00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:29,799 What do you think? 1076 00:56:29,799 --> 00:56:32,533 - I think I should never have let her go. 1077 00:56:32,533 --> 00:56:36,766 She was everything to me, my soulmate, my pal, 1078 00:56:36,766 --> 00:56:40,333 my inspiration, my right hand, my babe. 1079 00:56:41,733 --> 00:56:44,599 God Danny, you don't get second chances in this life. 1080 00:56:44,599 --> 00:56:46,699 You have to appreciate it while it's there 1081 00:56:46,699 --> 00:56:48,899 because it never lasts forever! 1082 00:56:48,899 --> 00:56:50,933 If only I had known before I let her 1083 00:56:50,933 --> 00:56:53,100 get in the car that fateful day. 1084 00:56:53,100 --> 00:56:55,567 Danny, Danny, what am I gonna do? 1085 00:56:55,567 --> 00:56:56,500 (sobbing) 1086 00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:57,999 - Hey, what are you gonna do? 1087 00:56:57,999 --> 00:56:59,333 What are you gonna do? 1088 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:01,100 I'll tell you what you're gonna do. 1089 00:57:01,100 --> 00:57:02,866 Hey, pull yourself together! 1090 00:57:04,233 --> 00:57:05,799 Learn to find the strength from 1091 00:57:05,799 --> 00:57:08,166 the little things life has to offer. 1092 00:57:08,166 --> 00:57:09,599 Never look back! 1093 00:57:11,100 --> 00:57:14,166 And always remember she's coming back 1094 00:57:14,166 --> 00:57:16,467 from her parents' place on Monday. 1095 00:57:16,467 --> 00:57:18,233 What are you sick, or what? 1096 00:57:39,033 --> 00:57:41,999 - You know, Debbi, some men are born great. 1097 00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:47,533 Others achieve greatness and still others 1098 00:57:47,533 --> 00:57:49,567 have greatness free-thrown upon them. 1099 00:57:49,567 --> 00:57:51,799 - What are you blabbing about now, Lucky? 1100 00:57:52,966 --> 00:57:54,866 - Feast your eyes on this! 1101 00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:58,833 What do you think that stands for? 1102 00:57:58,833 --> 00:58:00,333 - Cool! 1103 00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:01,133 - Close enough. 1104 00:58:02,533 --> 00:58:06,133 Say Deb, what do you say you and I trip the light fantastic? 1105 00:58:06,133 --> 00:58:07,233 - [Debbi] I'd love to. 1106 00:58:11,632 --> 00:58:14,233 - Who could be responsible for these crimes? 1107 00:58:14,233 --> 00:58:17,166 Besides the butler, we got no suspects. 1108 00:58:19,866 --> 00:58:22,166 - Danny, take a look at this. 1109 00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:24,632 Should I take him in for questioning? 1110 00:58:24,632 --> 00:58:28,533 - Nah, come on, freedom of speech, even for democrats. 1111 00:58:30,433 --> 00:58:32,933 - Off the record, Paul, who do you think done it? 1112 00:58:32,933 --> 00:58:34,166 - Off the record? 1113 00:58:34,166 --> 00:58:36,599 Who says there's only one lunatic? 1114 00:58:36,599 --> 00:58:38,033 - More than one lunatic? 1115 00:58:38,033 --> 00:58:39,632 Kind of a lunatic cult? 1116 00:58:39,632 --> 00:58:41,133 Off the cuff, of course. 1117 00:58:41,133 --> 00:58:42,666 - Of course. 1118 00:58:42,666 --> 00:58:46,333 Maybe not a cult but perhaps some sort of copycat killer. 1119 00:58:46,333 --> 00:58:48,066 Again, this is off the wall. 1120 00:58:48,066 --> 00:58:51,500 - Yeah, but why the basketball team? 1121 00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:52,733 Off the mark. 1122 00:58:52,733 --> 00:58:55,699 Why not the women's field hockey team? 1123 00:58:55,699 --> 00:58:57,400 - Understood. 1124 00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,632 But if you want to draw attention to yourself, 1125 00:58:59,632 --> 00:59:02,033 off the beaten track, why not go for 1126 00:59:02,033 --> 00:59:05,567 the most popular sport in this school? 1127 00:59:05,567 --> 00:59:06,766 Basketball. 1128 00:59:06,766 --> 00:59:08,333 - Off sides! 1129 00:59:08,333 --> 00:59:09,367 - Off-white. 1130 00:59:09,367 --> 00:59:11,567 - Maybe the lunatic was shy. 1131 00:59:11,567 --> 00:59:13,500 - Nah, off course. 1132 00:59:16,033 --> 00:59:19,367 - I told you this wasn't a father and son evening, Dad. 1133 00:59:19,367 --> 00:59:21,433 - Well, at least we're together, son. 1134 00:59:25,933 --> 00:59:26,933 - [Becky] Hi, Stan. 1135 00:59:28,033 --> 00:59:29,300 - Becky. 1136 00:59:29,300 --> 00:59:32,233 You look enchanting. 1137 00:59:32,233 --> 00:59:33,433 - Thanks. 1138 00:59:33,433 --> 00:59:36,266 - Becky, I'd like to introduce you to my Dad. 1139 00:59:36,266 --> 00:59:37,799 Dad, this is Becky. 1140 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:41,100 - Well, where have you been hiding this one, son? 1141 00:59:41,100 --> 00:59:43,133 You've been holding out on me. 1142 00:59:43,133 --> 00:59:45,400 (thudding) 1143 00:59:47,133 --> 00:59:49,266 - Would you like to dance? 1144 00:59:49,266 --> 00:59:50,899 - Why, I'd be delighted, my dear. 1145 00:59:52,133 --> 00:59:54,400 - Dad, she means with me. 1146 00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:55,632 - Oh, gotcha. 1147 00:59:55,632 --> 01:00:00,567 ♪ Love won't always make you happy ♪ 1148 01:00:04,933 --> 01:00:09,100 ♪ Love won't always make it right ♪ 1149 01:00:18,799 --> 01:00:23,733 ♪ Here comes the darkness 1150 01:00:23,733 --> 01:00:28,367 ♪ Here comes the wait 1151 01:00:28,367 --> 01:00:32,632 ♪ And all the lonely hours 1152 01:00:32,632 --> 01:00:37,632 ♪ Before the morning light 1153 01:00:38,866 --> 01:00:43,467 ♪ Here comes the silence 1154 01:00:43,467 --> 01:00:48,467 ♪ It reminds me of you 1155 01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:52,333 ♪ Echoes these footsteps 1156 01:00:52,333 --> 01:00:57,333 ♪ Down lonely avenues 1157 01:00:58,533 --> 01:01:02,000 ♪ Love won't always make you happy ♪ 1158 01:01:08,266 --> 01:01:10,933 (both laughing) 1159 01:01:14,033 --> 01:01:15,367 - What are we doing here? 1160 01:01:15,367 --> 01:01:16,833 - You've never been here before? 1161 01:01:16,833 --> 01:01:18,333 - No, never. 1162 01:01:18,333 --> 01:01:19,166 - Really? 1163 01:01:20,533 --> 01:01:22,433 Why don't we turn it on? 1164 01:01:22,433 --> 01:01:23,666 - I have been. 1165 01:01:24,833 --> 01:01:27,200 - I was referring to the shower. 1166 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:29,367 - Don't use those ones, they're broken. 1167 01:01:29,367 --> 01:01:31,300 Use the ones in the changing room. 1168 01:01:31,300 --> 01:01:32,133 - Right. 1169 01:01:33,733 --> 01:01:35,500 While I'm gone, why don't you slip 1170 01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:37,833 into something more comfortable? 1171 01:01:37,833 --> 01:01:39,500 Like nothing. 1172 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:40,533 - Hurry back. 1173 01:02:07,266 --> 01:02:09,933 (water running) 1174 01:02:18,533 --> 01:02:20,166 - Hey! 1175 01:02:20,166 --> 01:02:22,200 That's not funny! 1176 01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:24,799 You can hurt someone like that! 1177 01:02:27,233 --> 01:02:28,966 Lucky, are you there? 1178 01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:33,600 (maniacal laughing) 1179 01:02:36,866 --> 01:02:38,100 Who's there? 1180 01:02:38,100 --> 01:02:40,266 (banging) 1181 01:02:50,833 --> 01:02:51,666 Hey! 1182 01:02:56,899 --> 01:02:58,866 (banging) 1183 01:02:58,866 --> 01:02:59,699 Help! 1184 01:03:03,233 --> 01:03:05,666 (screaming) 1185 01:03:05,666 --> 01:03:07,833 (snoring) 1186 01:03:20,699 --> 01:03:21,933 - Come on, man! 1187 01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:25,699 Come on, hurry up! 1188 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,367 It's scary in here, it's dark, man. 1189 01:03:28,367 --> 01:03:29,666 Get that thing up! 1190 01:03:29,666 --> 01:03:30,966 - Just make sure no one's here. 1191 01:03:30,966 --> 01:03:32,766 - Just get it up, man! 1192 01:03:32,766 --> 01:03:34,266 You sure that's gonna work? 1193 01:03:34,266 --> 01:03:35,467 - It's the highest powered magnet there is. 1194 01:03:35,467 --> 01:03:37,133 - Are you sure it's gonna work, man? 1195 01:03:37,133 --> 01:03:38,533 - Guaranteed. 1196 01:03:38,533 --> 01:03:39,899 - [Player] Hurry up. 1197 01:03:39,899 --> 01:03:40,733 What are you waiting for? 1198 01:03:40,733 --> 01:03:42,066 Put it on! 1199 01:03:42,066 --> 01:03:43,733 - It's really heavy. 1200 01:03:45,233 --> 01:03:47,333 - [Player] It's dark man, it's scary here. 1201 01:03:47,333 --> 01:03:48,367 - This is one hoop. 1202 01:03:49,433 --> 01:03:50,367 - [Player] Is it on? 1203 01:03:50,367 --> 01:03:53,533 - The Claw's never gonna forget. 1204 01:03:53,533 --> 01:03:54,966 - Okay, let's get out of here. 1205 01:03:54,966 --> 01:03:56,699 Come on, come on, get down, get down. 1206 01:03:56,699 --> 01:03:57,533 Help me with this. 1207 01:03:57,533 --> 01:03:58,467 - Let's go. 1208 01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:09,500 - Peanuts, popcorn, peanuts, popcorn! 1209 01:04:10,799 --> 01:04:12,933 - A good time, cheap price! 1210 01:04:12,933 --> 01:04:14,933 Good time, cheap price! 1211 01:04:14,933 --> 01:04:16,166 - D-day, folks. 1212 01:04:16,166 --> 01:04:17,433 This is what we all came out for, 1213 01:04:17,433 --> 01:04:20,766 the big game, and it should be a doozy. 1214 01:04:20,766 --> 01:04:22,367 The Watergate Plumbers are up against 1215 01:04:22,367 --> 01:04:25,300 their arch rivals the Greenfield Gators. 1216 01:04:25,300 --> 01:04:27,133 The winners of today's game will be flown 1217 01:04:27,133 --> 01:04:29,699 to Rhode Island for the state finals. 1218 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:31,200 Who will the winner be? 1219 01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:33,733 It's anybody's guess and that's why I brought along 1220 01:04:33,733 --> 01:04:36,500 Michael Jackson for a pregame summary. 1221 01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:37,999 Michael? 1222 01:04:37,999 --> 01:04:39,899 Well, you know, when the ball comes down the court 1223 01:04:39,899 --> 01:04:41,766 and these people do the rim shot and then 1224 01:04:41,766 --> 01:04:43,899 they dribble down the thing, they dribble down 1225 01:04:43,899 --> 01:04:45,899 the thing and then the people get... 1226 01:04:45,899 --> 01:04:46,733 Whoo! 1227 01:04:51,300 --> 01:04:53,632 - This is it, the big game. 1228 01:04:54,766 --> 01:04:58,699 Do you prefer roses or butterflies? 1229 01:04:59,866 --> 01:05:02,833 - The game has yet to begin, Mr. Cook. 1230 01:05:10,367 --> 01:05:12,333 - I'm not playing, no way. 1231 01:05:14,766 --> 01:05:16,500 That Claw's out there. 1232 01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:18,999 - Pronto, man, chill out. 1233 01:05:18,999 --> 01:05:22,533 Stinky and me have made arrangements to have them declawed. 1234 01:05:23,433 --> 01:05:24,833 Ain't that right, Stinky? 1235 01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:26,833 - Yeah, we got 'em good. 1236 01:05:26,833 --> 01:05:28,100 - Come on, man. 1237 01:05:37,166 --> 01:05:38,699 - Well, Stan, look like today's the day 1238 01:05:38,699 --> 01:05:40,833 you make your debut as a Plumber. 1239 01:05:40,833 --> 01:05:44,100 And to top it off it's the big game, too. 1240 01:05:44,100 --> 01:05:46,699 I told you patience is a virtue! 1241 01:05:46,699 --> 01:05:47,933 (sighing) 1242 01:05:47,933 --> 01:05:50,899 Hey Stan, you don't seem too pleased. 1243 01:05:50,899 --> 01:05:52,166 What is it, son? 1244 01:05:52,166 --> 01:05:53,433 - Is that all anybody can talk about 1245 01:05:53,433 --> 01:05:55,400 in this school is basketball? 1246 01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:58,467 What about Georges, High Top and Krunch? 1247 01:05:58,467 --> 01:05:59,933 Lucky and Debbi? 1248 01:05:59,933 --> 01:06:01,866 Doesn't anybody care about what happened to them? 1249 01:06:01,866 --> 01:06:03,933 - Oh, I'm sure they do, son. 1250 01:06:03,933 --> 01:06:05,600 And right after the big game I'm sure 1251 01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:07,266 they'll retire their numbers. 1252 01:06:07,266 --> 01:06:08,766 - They've already done that! 1253 01:06:08,766 --> 01:06:10,500 - Well, there you go, son. 1254 01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:13,166 What more could a person want? 1255 01:06:13,166 --> 01:06:14,166 - Yo, Bates! 1256 01:06:16,632 --> 01:06:18,999 Look, I know I haven't been that fair with you. 1257 01:06:18,999 --> 01:06:20,733 But the team needs you, Bates. 1258 01:06:20,733 --> 01:06:22,133 The school needs you, Bates. 1259 01:06:23,266 --> 01:06:24,233 I need you, Bates. 1260 01:06:24,233 --> 01:06:25,999 What do you say? 1261 01:06:25,999 --> 01:06:27,766 We're short one forward. 1262 01:06:27,766 --> 01:06:30,766 That's your position when you're not playing the bench. 1263 01:06:30,766 --> 01:06:32,266 Will you do it? 1264 01:06:32,266 --> 01:06:35,133 - Well, I don't Coach, this all comes as a surprise to me. 1265 01:06:35,133 --> 01:06:36,933 - Coach is talking to me, Dad. 1266 01:06:36,933 --> 01:06:39,300 - Oh, (laughs) break an ankle. 1267 01:06:41,433 --> 01:06:43,300 - What do you say, Bates? 1268 01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:44,933 Do I have to beg you? 1269 01:06:44,933 --> 01:06:46,666 Do I have to get down on my hands and knees 1270 01:06:46,666 --> 01:06:48,833 and grovel like a common sheepdog? 1271 01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:51,733 - Go on, Stan. 1272 01:06:51,733 --> 01:06:54,933 This is what you wanted, isn't it, to play for the Plumbers? 1273 01:06:54,933 --> 01:06:57,433 - I don't know how important it is to me anymore, Becky. 1274 01:06:57,433 --> 01:06:59,233 - This is the big one, Stan. 1275 01:06:59,233 --> 01:07:01,699 This is the big game, this is the one and only! 1276 01:07:01,699 --> 01:07:02,899 It's what those guys up in the rafters 1277 01:07:02,899 --> 01:07:04,567 gave up their shirt for. 1278 01:07:04,567 --> 01:07:06,166 You can't let them down. 1279 01:07:06,166 --> 01:07:07,699 - I suppose the Coach is right. 1280 01:07:07,699 --> 01:07:08,966 I owe it to the guys. 1281 01:07:08,966 --> 01:07:10,166 - Attaboy! 1282 01:07:10,166 --> 01:07:12,133 - Don't do it for anyone, Stan. 1283 01:07:12,133 --> 01:07:16,400 Not for your dad, for Coach, for the guys, for me, 1284 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:21,400 your mother, your boss, your future wife. 1285 01:07:21,999 --> 01:07:22,866 Do it for you! 1286 01:07:24,933 --> 01:07:27,799 - [Cheerleaders] G-A-T-O-R-S, Gators, 1287 01:07:27,799 --> 01:07:30,500 Gators you're the best! 1288 01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:32,733 - Ain't you the water boy? 1289 01:07:32,733 --> 01:07:35,666 Look guys, they're playing the water boy! 1290 01:07:35,666 --> 01:07:36,699 - You got it wrong, pal. 1291 01:07:36,699 --> 01:07:37,766 I'm team captain! 1292 01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:40,567 Let's go. 1293 01:07:40,567 --> 01:07:43,066 (jazzy music) 1294 01:08:04,033 --> 01:08:07,567 - I can't wait to see this tattoo on you. 1295 01:08:10,833 --> 01:08:13,500 Or this one. (laughs) 1296 01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:24,033 - [Cheerleaders] G-A-T-O-R-S, Gators, 1297 01:08:25,300 --> 01:08:27,933 Gators you're the best! 1298 01:08:27,933 --> 01:08:30,666 (buzzer ringing) 1299 01:08:33,433 --> 01:08:37,567 - Look, I want you guys to use the King Lear play tonight. 1300 01:08:37,567 --> 01:08:39,433 - Coach, you never taught us the King Lear play, 1301 01:08:39,433 --> 01:08:40,966 we're second string. 1302 01:08:40,966 --> 01:08:43,066 - Darn, okay, okay don't panic. 1303 01:08:44,833 --> 01:08:46,766 The Ellis Island play, do it. 1304 01:08:46,766 --> 01:08:48,133 - That's High Top's play. 1305 01:08:48,133 --> 01:08:50,500 None of us can dunk a basketball. 1306 01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:52,533 - Then the toilet paper play. 1307 01:08:52,533 --> 01:08:54,200 Stan, do something! 1308 01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:55,733 - Coach, I'll try my best. 1309 01:08:55,733 --> 01:09:00,467 - Stan, why not try the Turn Off the Stereo play? 1310 01:09:02,467 --> 01:09:03,666 - Coach, I want you to try and keep 1311 01:09:03,666 --> 01:09:05,500 an eye on Watergate's score board. 1312 01:09:08,066 --> 01:09:09,066 Later, baby. 1313 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,266 - The Turn Off the-- 1314 01:09:15,733 --> 01:09:17,100 - You're a sucker for punishment. 1315 01:09:17,100 --> 01:09:18,600 Aren't you, water boy? 1316 01:09:27,999 --> 01:09:30,166 - Yay, alright, Stan baby! 1317 01:09:31,966 --> 01:09:34,033 - That's some play. 1318 01:09:34,033 --> 01:09:35,567 (jazzy music) 1319 01:09:35,567 --> 01:09:36,866 ♪ Don't give up 1320 01:09:36,866 --> 01:09:41,266 ♪ 'Cause a long shot will come around ♪ 1321 01:09:41,266 --> 01:09:42,933 ♪ The situation's messy 1322 01:09:42,933 --> 01:09:47,200 ♪ And everybody's uptight 1323 01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:48,933 ♪ May you chance it Stanley 1324 01:09:48,933 --> 01:09:50,899 ♪ But don't give up the fight 1325 01:09:50,899 --> 01:09:53,933 (screaming) 1326 01:09:53,933 --> 01:09:56,533 ♪ But you know you can do it 1327 01:09:56,533 --> 01:09:58,833 ♪ You know you can do it 1328 01:09:58,833 --> 01:09:59,833 ♪ You can do it 1329 01:09:59,833 --> 01:10:01,433 ♪ But you know you can do it 1330 01:10:01,433 --> 01:10:05,899 ♪ You're the only one can do it right ♪ 1331 01:10:05,899 --> 01:10:07,333 ♪ The dice are loaded 1332 01:10:07,333 --> 01:10:08,933 ♪ The cards are stacked 1333 01:10:08,933 --> 01:10:11,933 ♪ The fix is in around the track ♪ 1334 01:10:11,933 --> 01:10:14,233 ♪ You're already startin' with the biggest ♪ 1335 01:10:14,233 --> 01:10:18,266 ♪ There's no turnin' back 1336 01:10:18,266 --> 01:10:20,699 ♪ You know you can do it 1337 01:10:20,699 --> 01:10:21,666 ♪ You can do it 1338 01:10:21,666 --> 01:10:23,799 ♪ Well, you know you can do it 1339 01:10:23,799 --> 01:10:24,799 ♪ You can do it 1340 01:10:24,799 --> 01:10:26,233 ♪ You know you can do it 1341 01:10:26,233 --> 01:10:30,966 ♪ You're the only one can do it right ♪ 1342 01:10:30,966 --> 01:10:35,966 ♪ It's like you've been playing a losing game ♪ 1343 01:10:37,300 --> 01:10:38,600 ♪ Trying to hang in 1344 01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:43,233 ♪ While everybody's going insane ♪ 1345 01:10:43,233 --> 01:10:45,433 ♪ Almost out of time 1346 01:10:45,433 --> 01:10:49,200 ♪ But then not quite 1347 01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:50,933 ♪ Situation's desperate 1348 01:10:50,933 --> 01:10:54,766 ♪ But you don't give up the fight ♪ 1349 01:10:54,766 --> 01:10:55,766 (crowd cheering) 1350 01:10:55,766 --> 01:10:57,367 ♪ You know you can do it 1351 01:10:57,367 --> 01:10:58,367 ♪ You can do it 1352 01:10:58,367 --> 01:10:59,600 ♪ You know you can do it 1353 01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:01,233 (buzzer ringing) 1354 01:11:01,233 --> 01:11:02,632 - What a first half! 1355 01:11:02,632 --> 01:11:05,433 I've never seen anything quite like it before. 1356 01:11:05,433 --> 01:11:08,100 The team water boy explodes off the bench 1357 01:11:08,100 --> 01:11:10,966 and turns into a one man Boston Celtics. 1358 01:11:10,966 --> 01:11:14,166 This is a Cinder-fella story if I ever seen one! 1359 01:11:15,266 --> 01:11:17,632 - Stan, what has gotten into you? 1360 01:11:17,632 --> 01:11:19,033 - Why Coach, is there something 1361 01:11:19,033 --> 01:11:20,133 wrong with the way I'm playing? 1362 01:11:20,133 --> 01:11:21,367 - Yes! 1363 01:11:21,367 --> 01:11:23,133 You're playing exactly the opposite 1364 01:11:23,133 --> 01:11:25,166 from the way you usually play! 1365 01:11:25,166 --> 01:11:26,733 Keep up the good work! 1366 01:11:26,733 --> 01:11:30,300 Okay men, let's go all the way with this one! 1367 01:11:30,300 --> 01:11:31,733 - [All] Plumbers! 1368 01:11:31,733 --> 01:11:33,200 - Hustle up, go get 'em! 1369 01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:34,567 ♪ You know you can do it 1370 01:11:34,567 --> 01:11:35,533 ♪ You can do it 1371 01:11:35,533 --> 01:11:37,467 ♪ You know you can do it 1372 01:11:37,467 --> 01:11:38,433 ♪ You can do it 1373 01:11:38,433 --> 01:11:39,833 ♪ You know you can do it 1374 01:11:39,833 --> 01:11:43,233 ♪ You're the only one can do it right ♪ 1375 01:11:43,233 --> 01:11:45,200 ♪ Know you can do it 1376 01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:46,200 ♪ You can do it 1377 01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:48,200 ♪ You know you can do it 1378 01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:49,200 ♪ You can do it 1379 01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:50,666 ♪ Know you can do it 1380 01:11:50,666 --> 01:11:54,300 ♪ You're the only one can do it right ♪ 1381 01:11:54,300 --> 01:11:56,000 ♪ Know you can do it 1382 01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:56,999 ♪ You can do it 1383 01:11:56,999 --> 01:11:59,066 ♪ Lord knows you can do it 1384 01:11:59,066 --> 01:12:00,133 ♪ You can do it 1385 01:12:00,133 --> 01:12:01,500 ♪ You know you can do it 1386 01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:05,033 ♪ You're the only one can do it right ♪ 1387 01:12:05,033 --> 01:12:06,833 ♪ Know you can do it 1388 01:12:06,833 --> 01:12:07,866 ♪ You can do it 1389 01:12:07,866 --> 01:12:09,500 ♪ Know you can do it 1390 01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:10,733 - This is it, folks. 1391 01:12:10,733 --> 01:12:13,200 Only five seconds remain on the clock. 1392 01:12:17,632 --> 01:12:19,533 (buzzer ringing) 1393 01:12:19,533 --> 01:12:21,666 (whistle blowing) 1394 01:12:21,666 --> 01:12:22,699 - Foul! 1395 01:12:22,699 --> 01:12:23,533 79 Gators! 1396 01:12:29,367 --> 01:12:31,567 - If Bates can sink the next two baskets 1397 01:12:31,567 --> 01:12:33,533 he'll take his team to their first 1398 01:12:33,533 --> 01:12:36,567 county championship in over 20 long years. 1399 01:12:36,567 --> 01:12:38,933 And once and for all, end the rivalry 1400 01:12:38,933 --> 01:12:41,467 between Watergate and Greenfield. 1401 01:12:41,467 --> 01:12:44,467 It's a tense moment, there's a lot riding on it. 1402 01:12:44,467 --> 01:12:46,933 The question is, does Stan Bates, 1403 01:12:46,933 --> 01:12:49,300 former team manager, and water boy, 1404 01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:53,333 and big story here tonight, does he have anything left? 1405 01:12:55,632 --> 01:12:58,300 (ball bouncing) 1406 01:13:06,433 --> 01:13:09,166 (crowd cheering) 1407 01:13:19,467 --> 01:13:21,999 (loud music playing) 1408 01:13:21,999 --> 01:13:24,066 - [Announcer] Whoever's responsible for 1409 01:13:24,066 --> 01:13:27,533 the loud music, please turn off the stereo. 1410 01:13:27,533 --> 01:13:30,300 (dramatic music) 1411 01:13:35,799 --> 01:13:37,966 (sighing) 1412 01:14:19,300 --> 01:14:22,066 (crowd cheering) 1413 01:14:35,766 --> 01:14:37,699 - We won, we won, we won! 1414 01:14:37,699 --> 01:14:40,567 I can't believe it, we won! 1415 01:14:40,567 --> 01:14:41,899 (laughs) 1416 01:14:41,899 --> 01:14:44,133 But of course, that's not for me to say. 1417 01:14:44,133 --> 01:14:46,999 This is, after all, supposed to be objective reporting. 1418 01:14:48,266 --> 01:14:49,100 We won! 1419 01:14:56,367 --> 01:14:59,433 - [Mel] You know what makes it even worse? 1420 01:14:59,433 --> 01:15:01,166 - [Danny] No. 1421 01:15:01,166 --> 01:15:03,400 - The fact that she's not here to comfort me. 1422 01:15:04,567 --> 01:15:07,133 To hold me closely to her breasts. 1423 01:15:07,133 --> 01:15:11,666 To stroke my hair, to whisper reassuring words in my ear. 1424 01:15:12,632 --> 01:15:14,233 To cook dinner. 1425 01:15:14,233 --> 01:15:16,866 Danny, when will this pain ever go away? 1426 01:15:17,699 --> 01:15:18,533 - Yeah. 1427 01:15:21,166 --> 01:15:24,200 When she swings by here to pick you up in about three hours. 1428 01:15:25,733 --> 01:15:26,567 Aha! 1429 01:15:27,766 --> 01:15:29,033 - [Mel] What do you got there? 1430 01:15:29,033 --> 01:15:31,166 - Our first substantial clue. 1431 01:15:31,166 --> 01:15:32,567 - [Mel] A book of matches? 1432 01:15:32,567 --> 01:15:35,899 - Not just a book of matches, mini-mart matches. 1433 01:15:35,899 --> 01:15:39,233 This joint stays open about 24 hours a day. 1434 01:15:39,233 --> 01:15:40,266 - [Mel] So? 1435 01:15:40,266 --> 01:15:41,500 - So? 1436 01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:43,632 You obviously don't know what this means. 1437 01:15:43,632 --> 01:15:45,133 - [Mel] What does it mean? 1438 01:15:45,133 --> 01:15:48,666 - That the mini-mart has not one, but three shifts. 1439 01:15:48,666 --> 01:15:50,933 And that during the course of an eight hour period 1440 01:15:50,933 --> 01:15:53,133 at least two of the three mini-mart 1441 01:15:53,133 --> 01:15:56,966 employees are unaccountable for. 1442 01:15:56,966 --> 01:15:58,333 (laughs) 1443 01:15:58,333 --> 01:16:00,100 I want you to take a run down there. 1444 01:16:00,100 --> 01:16:01,433 You get the names of the people 1445 01:16:01,433 --> 01:16:02,933 that work down there and you add 'em 1446 01:16:02,933 --> 01:16:05,500 to our list of potential suspects. 1447 01:16:05,500 --> 01:16:06,899 Freeze! 1448 01:16:06,899 --> 01:16:08,300 Check this out! 1449 01:16:09,666 --> 01:16:11,933 Do you recall a basketball player saying 1450 01:16:11,933 --> 01:16:14,632 that they heard the sound of dribbling 1451 01:16:14,632 --> 01:16:18,500 in the gym during basketball practice? 1452 01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:22,799 - Yeah, the Coach, the water boy and the fans heard 1453 01:16:22,799 --> 01:16:26,166 the noise of dribbling during basketball games. 1454 01:16:26,166 --> 01:16:28,033 - And those two kids in the street court 1455 01:16:28,033 --> 01:16:29,866 yesterday on the way over here. 1456 01:16:29,866 --> 01:16:31,632 They said they heard the sound 1457 01:16:31,632 --> 01:16:34,266 of dribbling while they were playing. 1458 01:16:34,266 --> 01:16:35,899 - You don't think? 1459 01:16:35,899 --> 01:16:39,632 - Sometimes the dribbler's our man. 1460 01:16:41,066 --> 01:16:43,233 You find the person that gave you this piece of evidence, 1461 01:16:43,233 --> 01:16:46,166 this case is solved, finished, over. 1462 01:16:46,166 --> 01:16:47,833 - Science teacher Wilson! 1463 01:16:48,766 --> 01:16:50,000 He detests basketball. 1464 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:51,899 I read about it in the newspaper. 1465 01:16:53,333 --> 01:16:56,166 - Well, I think we better race on down there and have 1466 01:16:56,166 --> 01:16:59,233 a little talk with this science professor Wilson. 1467 01:17:00,433 --> 01:17:02,632 Before somebody else shows up hurt. 1468 01:17:02,632 --> 01:17:03,433 - Right! 1469 01:17:06,966 --> 01:17:08,766 (horn blowing) 1470 01:17:08,766 --> 01:17:11,200 (gun firing) 1471 01:17:16,933 --> 01:17:17,833 - Stan? 1472 01:17:20,033 --> 01:17:21,533 What are you doing here, Stan? 1473 01:17:24,567 --> 01:17:26,766 - You knew all along, didn't you? 1474 01:17:26,766 --> 01:17:28,200 - Knew what, Stan? 1475 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:30,233 - The magic words. 1476 01:17:30,233 --> 01:17:31,066 - You mean, turn-- 1477 01:17:31,066 --> 01:17:31,899 - Don't say it. 1478 01:17:33,066 --> 01:17:35,567 I proved something to myself today, Becky. 1479 01:17:35,567 --> 01:17:36,766 - What's that, Stan? 1480 01:17:36,766 --> 01:17:38,533 - That I don't need any book or any 1481 01:17:38,533 --> 01:17:40,933 cassette to give me confidence. 1482 01:17:40,933 --> 01:17:43,367 It's like you said, I've got you. 1483 01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:52,166 (ball bouncing) 1484 01:18:22,266 --> 01:18:24,400 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1485 01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:25,632 I won. 1486 01:18:25,632 --> 01:18:26,866 - Oh no, look out! 1487 01:18:26,866 --> 01:18:29,899 (gun firing) 1488 01:18:29,899 --> 01:18:31,066 - Nice shot. 1489 01:18:31,066 --> 01:18:31,899 - Thanks. 1490 01:18:42,066 --> 01:18:44,333 - I'm gonna ask you this question once 1491 01:18:44,333 --> 01:18:47,400 and only once so you better speak the truth. 1492 01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:49,833 Are you the Dribbler? 1493 01:18:49,833 --> 01:18:51,300 - No. 1494 01:18:51,300 --> 01:18:53,766 - You're free to go, science professor Wilson. 1495 01:18:56,333 --> 01:18:57,166 Help him up. 1496 01:18:59,367 --> 01:19:00,666 Take care. 1497 01:19:00,666 --> 01:19:02,833 - But Lieutenant, what if he's lying? 1498 01:19:02,833 --> 01:19:05,300 - I knew a science professor once, Stan. 1499 01:19:07,733 --> 01:19:11,400 Hey my God, it's him, the Dribbler! 1500 01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:13,400 - No, that's my dad. 1501 01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:15,333 - No doubt the butler put him up to it. 1502 01:19:16,766 --> 01:19:18,799 You better come along with us, son. 1503 01:19:18,799 --> 01:19:19,933 - I'd rather stay here. 1504 01:19:19,933 --> 01:19:21,866 - Alright, but promise me one thing. 1505 01:19:21,866 --> 01:19:23,200 Make sure all the doors and windows 1506 01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:25,966 are locked and wait till I get back. 1507 01:19:25,966 --> 01:19:26,799 - Alright. 1508 01:19:37,733 --> 01:19:39,899 (sighing) 1509 01:19:40,766 --> 01:19:42,300 - [Becky] Stan, I can't believe 1510 01:19:42,300 --> 01:19:44,000 your dad would do such a thing. 1511 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:45,799 He's such a sweet, gentle man. 1512 01:19:45,799 --> 01:19:47,500 - [Man] Neither can I. 1513 01:19:47,500 --> 01:19:48,666 - Who's there? 1514 01:19:48,666 --> 01:19:49,533 - [Man] Guess. 1515 01:19:49,533 --> 01:19:51,333 I'll give you a hint. 1516 01:19:51,333 --> 01:19:52,200 - Michael Jordan? 1517 01:19:54,100 --> 01:19:56,966 - No, dummy, it's me, Pop! 1518 01:19:56,966 --> 01:19:58,500 - [Stan] Dad? 1519 01:19:58,500 --> 01:19:59,699 You're the Dribbler? 1520 01:19:59,699 --> 01:20:01,733 - What on earth gave you that idea? 1521 01:20:01,733 --> 01:20:05,400 I hope it wasn't the basketball that gave me away! 1522 01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:08,866 - Mr. Bates, what's the chainsaw for? 1523 01:20:08,866 --> 01:20:13,333 - Why my dear, for cutting players from the team, of course. 1524 01:20:13,333 --> 01:20:15,699 - Then, you really are the Dribbler? 1525 01:20:15,699 --> 01:20:17,899 - No, I'm the Avon lady! 1526 01:20:18,866 --> 01:20:20,066 Ding dong! 1527 01:20:20,066 --> 01:20:22,567 (saw buzzing) 1528 01:20:26,733 --> 01:20:27,567 (thudding) 1529 01:20:27,567 --> 01:20:29,400 - Hey, hold it paisan! 1530 01:20:30,533 --> 01:20:32,933 That's a double dribble, Mr. Bates. 1531 01:20:32,933 --> 01:20:34,500 (laughs) 1532 01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:37,333 Did you really think for a moment that you could fool me? 1533 01:20:38,533 --> 01:20:40,200 How long did you think it would take before 1534 01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:44,100 I discovered that photo of you on the gymnasium wall? 1535 01:20:44,100 --> 01:20:46,699 And connect the fact that you used to play basketball 1536 01:20:46,699 --> 01:20:48,600 with the Plumbers several years ago. 1537 01:20:50,100 --> 01:20:52,133 And connect the fact that you were very disappointed 1538 01:20:52,133 --> 01:20:54,733 that your son didn't make the team. 1539 01:20:54,733 --> 01:20:56,567 And connect the fact that you were probably 1540 01:20:56,567 --> 01:20:59,567 gettin' rid of these guys to make room for Stanley. 1541 01:21:00,766 --> 01:21:02,233 The only thing I can't figure out is how 1542 01:21:02,233 --> 01:21:04,733 those two mini-mart workers fit in here. 1543 01:21:04,733 --> 01:21:07,567 - You're making a grave error, officer. 1544 01:21:07,567 --> 01:21:08,866 - Hey, the only one making a grave 1545 01:21:08,866 --> 01:21:11,567 error around here, buddy, is you! 1546 01:21:11,567 --> 01:21:12,533 Book 'em, Mel-o! 1547 01:21:14,866 --> 01:21:16,266 - [Stan] Why, Dad? 1548 01:21:16,266 --> 01:21:18,266 - Because I was the best basketball 1549 01:21:18,266 --> 01:21:20,166 player Watergate ever had! 1550 01:21:20,166 --> 01:21:23,766 And if you didn't make the team, well, I'd look bad. 1551 01:21:23,766 --> 01:21:25,100 Real bad, Stan. 1552 01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:26,899 - I don't get it. 1553 01:21:26,899 --> 01:21:28,533 Why? 1554 01:21:28,533 --> 01:21:30,133 Why would you want to hurt me? 1555 01:21:30,133 --> 01:21:33,300 - Not you, silly, her! 1556 01:21:33,300 --> 01:21:34,367 - Becky? 1557 01:21:34,367 --> 01:21:36,733 - You gotta understand, Stan. 1558 01:21:36,733 --> 01:21:39,333 Now that you're really a Plumber, I didn't want 1559 01:21:39,333 --> 01:21:42,200 anything to take your mind off of basketball. 1560 01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:44,133 - So you came here to split us up? 1561 01:21:45,333 --> 01:21:47,100 You're crazy! 1562 01:21:47,100 --> 01:21:49,500 - Crazy for caring about your welfare? 1563 01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:53,966 So I got a little carried away! 1564 01:21:55,733 --> 01:21:57,666 - Get him outta here! 1565 01:21:57,666 --> 01:21:59,033 - Supper's in the oven, Stan. 1566 01:21:59,033 --> 01:22:00,200 Don't be late! 1567 01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:01,367 And after you've finished with 1568 01:22:01,367 --> 01:22:03,200 your studies we'll work on your jump shot! 1569 01:22:05,266 --> 01:22:08,200 (melancholy music) 1570 01:22:17,966 --> 01:22:20,666 - I can't wait for the big parade! 1571 01:22:20,666 --> 01:22:22,333 I'll be right behind you. 1572 01:22:24,233 --> 01:22:27,133 (machine whirring) 1573 01:22:32,999 --> 01:22:35,233 (grunting) 1574 01:22:39,899 --> 01:22:43,333 - Stan, I'm so sorry. 1575 01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:44,999 - Good thing I was adopted. 1576 01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:54,533 (slow disco music) 1577 01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:12,500 ♪ Life has its hardships, I know ♪ 1578 01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:17,500 ♪ You've had your share 1579 01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:19,666 ♪ The going's been tough 1580 01:23:19,666 --> 01:23:24,400 ♪ But I see you're no worse for the wear ♪ 1581 01:23:26,066 --> 01:23:28,133 ♪ Your thoughts that you felt 1582 01:23:28,133 --> 01:23:33,133 ♪ That your dreams will never come true ♪ 1583 01:23:34,999 --> 01:23:37,500 ♪ But you never gave in, you kept on ♪ 1584 01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:40,933 ♪ Now it's all up to you 1585 01:23:47,866 --> 01:23:51,733 ♪ Baby, you're a miracle 1586 01:23:51,733 --> 01:23:56,266 ♪ And I believe in miracles 1587 01:23:56,266 --> 01:24:00,367 ♪ Baby, you're a miracle 1588 01:24:00,367 --> 01:24:05,333 ♪ Yes, I believe in you 1589 01:24:06,833 --> 01:24:10,833 ♪ The moment of glory you long for is finally here ♪ 1590 01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:17,233 ♪ Take your position carefully 1591 01:24:17,233 --> 01:24:22,233 ♪ Hold back your fear 1592 01:24:23,133 --> 01:24:25,300 ♪ All is depending on you 1593 01:24:25,300 --> 01:24:30,300 ♪ You must make them all cheer 1594 01:24:31,333 --> 01:24:32,866 ♪ Just make your best shot 1595 01:24:32,866 --> 01:24:34,433 ♪ Give all you've got 1596 01:24:34,433 --> 01:24:39,433 ♪ Your destiny's here 1597 01:24:41,899 --> 01:24:45,866 ♪ Baby, you're a miracle 1598 01:24:45,866 --> 01:24:50,467 ♪ And I believe in miracles 1599 01:24:50,467 --> 01:24:54,666 ♪ Baby, you're a miracle 1600 01:24:54,666 --> 01:24:57,999 ♪ Yes, I believe in you 1601 01:25:21,666 --> 01:25:23,400 ♪ Life has its hardships 1602 01:25:23,400 --> 01:25:28,400 ♪ And I know you've had more than your share ♪ 1603 01:25:29,899 --> 01:25:31,400 ♪ The going's been tough 1604 01:25:31,400 --> 01:25:36,400 ♪ But I see you're no worse for the wear ♪ 1605 01:25:38,500 --> 01:25:40,400 ♪ Your thoughts that you felt 1606 01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:45,400 ♪ That your dreams will never come true ♪ 1607 01:25:47,100 --> 01:25:49,699 ♪ But you never gave in, you kept on ♪ 1608 01:25:49,699 --> 01:25:54,699 ♪ Now it's all up to you 1609 01:25:57,567 --> 01:26:01,467 ♪ Baby, you're a miracle 1610 01:26:01,467 --> 01:26:05,999 ♪ And I believe in miracles 1611 01:26:05,999 --> 01:26:10,266 ♪ Baby, you're a miracle 1612 01:26:10,266 --> 01:26:13,200 ♪ I believe in you 1613 01:26:34,133 --> 01:26:38,066 ♪ Baby, you're a miracle 1614 01:26:38,066 --> 01:26:42,567 ♪ And I believe in miracles 1615 01:26:42,567 --> 01:26:46,633 ♪ Baby, you're a miracle 1616 01:26:46,633 --> 01:26:51,633 ♪ Yes, I believe in you 1617 01:26:53,533 --> 01:26:57,367 ♪ Baby, you're a miracle 1618 01:26:57,367 --> 01:27:01,833 ♪ And I believe in miracles 1619 01:27:01,833 --> 01:27:05,933 ♪ Baby, you're a miracle 1620 01:27:05,933 --> 01:27:09,266 ♪ Yes, I believe in you 1621 01:27:11,999 --> 01:27:14,733 (rock rap music) 1622 01:27:23,367 --> 01:27:24,799 ♪ You know what the game is 1623 01:27:24,799 --> 01:27:25,866 ♪ You know the rules 1624 01:27:25,866 --> 01:27:27,100 ♪ Can't travel with the ball 1625 01:27:27,100 --> 01:27:28,300 ♪ Got to dribble like a fool 1626 01:27:28,300 --> 01:27:29,633 ♪ Be dribblin' in the driveway 1627 01:27:29,633 --> 01:27:30,766 ♪ Dribblin' at school 1628 01:27:30,766 --> 01:27:31,899 ♪ Dribble on the courts 1629 01:27:31,899 --> 01:27:33,266 ♪ Gonna dribble in school 1630 01:27:33,266 --> 01:27:34,367 ♪ Dribble for the girls 1631 01:27:34,367 --> 01:27:35,833 ♪ 'Cause they make us drool 1632 01:27:35,833 --> 01:27:36,899 ♪ Dribble in our shorts 1633 01:27:36,899 --> 01:27:38,367 ♪ 'Cause we love this sport 1634 01:27:38,367 --> 01:27:43,367 ♪ G-A-T-O-R-S, Gators, Gators you're the best ♪ 116392