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You're over here jerking off our thwop, son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Goodness

gracious,

we've had so much fun today, babe.

I do have a special present for you, though.

Really?

Happy Father's Day, sweetie.

Oh, thanks, hon.

Hmm, what do we have here?

Oh, it's perfect.

You like it? Yeah, I love it. Thanks.

As long as you love it on me.

Oh, of course. It's going to make your sexy blue eyes pop.

Open mine, too, Dad.

You got me something, too?

Of course I did.

Oh, my God. Thank you. No problem.

I'll leave this in a second.

What do we have here?

Oh, thanks. Oh, hey.

You got me a tie, too.

Of course.

Don't you love it? Oh, wow. Yeah, it's great. Two presents in one. Thank you.

course.

Wow, what a great day.

What else are we doing?

Well, honey, I know how much you love to play mini golf, so I figured that's how

we can celebrate today.

I can't wait.

Yeah. We're gonna go to your favorite restaurant, too. Oh my god, you guys.

You're spoiling me. That reminds me. I forgot to make a reservation.

I'm gonna go call and do that right now.

I've got their number in the other room. Let me show you. Oh, great. Perfect.

What's wrong with you?

It's nothing.

It's done.

Come on. What is it?

I guess I'm just kind of jealous of Swap Dad.

I mean, he's getting all this cool stuff, and we're going out to his

place to eat, doing whatever he wants.

Well, yeah, it's Father's Day and not Twelfth Brother Day, and you don't even

have a father yet.

It's so unfair.

I think I'd be a really good dad. I'm great at fixing stuff.

Yeah, but what about snacks?

You have to be able to feed your wife, too.

I'm really good at that, too.

I think you need some practice.

But lucky for you, I'm really good at it, and I'm willing to teach you.

Really?

Of course. You're my top brother, and I want to make sure you're a fantastic

dad.

Thanks.

You're the best. Of course.

Like that?

Oh, shit!

What? I was just trying to help Jody. He wanted to be a father.

Yeah, I was jealous of all the attention and gifts you've been getting, and I

really want to be a dad.

Well, Jodi, there's a lot more to being a dad than getting gifts and handjobs.

Like making your wife happy?

Well, sure, but... Just sure?

Your top priority is to be pleasant with your wife.

We need to teach him his way around a lady.

What do you mean? Like, teach him how?

Like how to eat pussy?

Good idea.

Come here, babe. Let's show him.

We can't do that with them watching.

Get over here.

How else are you gonna learn?

You

sure

about this? Oh yeah, get in there.

See how he's licking his mom's pussy?

Yeah.

Let me try it.

Yeah,

show her what that tongue can do.

Good boy.

I have lots of pressure on our clit.

Use that pressure on our clit, babe.

Yeah.

I'm looking nice and good.

Don't feel my single spot, okay?

You have to make sure you lick all of it.

Every single inch.

Yeah, don't be shy.

Get up in there. Yeah.

Oh, yes.

You see how Swap Dad's doing nice circles?

Can you do that on your pussy?

Oh, how does that feel?

I'm a deep insider.

You're doing such a good job.

Oh, no!

I'm going to write you a cock.

Fucks what? Mommy's pussy, yeah.

Yes.

Have you become a dad?

If you let him come, he's not your pussy.

I can do that. Yeah, I think it's a great idea.

Come find me.

I'll make Jodi a daddy. Yeah.

and Father, stay with him.