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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:08,708 --> 00:01:13,042 ♪ Heard that you were selling your piano and your car 2 00:01:13,167 --> 00:01:17,167 ♪ It feels so weird to not reach out and ask how you are 3 00:01:17,292 --> 00:01:21,167 ♪ Wonder if you're moving, or if money's just that tight 4 00:01:21,292 --> 00:01:25,000 ♪ These are the kinds of questions to which I've resigned my rights 5 00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:27,125 - ♪ Ever since - Sorry, girls, do you mind...? 6 00:01:27,250 --> 00:01:28,958 ♪ I decided 7 00:01:29,083 --> 00:01:32,625 ♪ There were things that I needed... ♪ 8 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:57,542 Honestly, you slayed it, babe. 9 00:02:57,667 --> 00:03:00,333 - Want a tea? - I'm just going to shower and pass out. 10 00:03:00,458 --> 00:03:03,667 - Fair. Love you, Boo. - Love you, too! 11 00:04:11,875 --> 00:04:14,375 I've gone soft, sorry. 12 00:04:29,917 --> 00:04:31,917 That was really fun. 13 00:04:39,292 --> 00:04:41,125 - Bye. - See you. 14 00:04:50,917 --> 00:04:54,833 Eugh! A human centipede. 15 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:59,167 - Actually, kind of queer. - Hmm. Yeah. Totes. 16 00:04:59,292 --> 00:05:02,375 Imagine being the sound person on that film. 17 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:05,460 Like, "Hey, Tamara, can we just get you gurgling the shit in your mouth..." 18 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:08,250 Eugh! 19 00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:10,750 What's this? 20 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:13,125 You keep forgetting to eat before your gigs. 21 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:14,417 Thank you, honey. 22 00:05:14,542 --> 00:05:18,292 Girl, girl, girl. Come help me rescue this. 23 00:05:18,417 --> 00:05:22,417 So, you excited to pretend that ready meals cure AIDS tonight? 24 00:05:22,542 --> 00:05:24,542 I'm excited for the £900 they're paying me. 25 00:05:24,667 --> 00:05:27,208 - Nine hundred? - Ooh, £900! 26 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:28,917 - That's right. - Get it, girl. Slay! 27 00:05:29,042 --> 00:05:32,083 Listen, baby, I'm not saying you shouldn't do it, just, you know... 28 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:35,917 Feel free to euthanise me if someone comes at my face with a rainbow glitter pen. 29 00:05:36,042 --> 00:05:37,125 You don't have to come. 30 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:39,792 Don't listen to them. Of course we're coming. 31 00:05:39,917 --> 00:05:42,250 Free drinks, bitch! 32 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:44,750 We're not letting you get fed to the wolves like that, yeah? 33 00:05:46,958 --> 00:05:48,375 Oh, God. 34 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,351 Please do that in front of the straights tonight! 35 00:05:50,375 --> 00:05:53,625 OK, no. This is not my portion. 36 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:55,208 Oh, come on! 37 00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:08,750 Ah, Holy Mother of Devastation! 38 00:06:08,875 --> 00:06:10,292 Oh, Jesus! 39 00:06:11,292 --> 00:06:13,875 OK, we want to get you on straight away for a song. 40 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,833 Then a meet-and-greet, then a little break, 41 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:17,958 and then some more numbers, OK? 42 00:06:18,083 --> 00:06:21,833 Oh, and our catchphrase tonight, just in case you forget, is: 43 00:06:21,958 --> 00:06:23,792 "Grab a fork and tuck in," 44 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:25,958 "cos everyone is welcome round this table." 45 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:27,750 OK? 46 00:06:29,458 --> 00:06:31,667 You ready? 47 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,417 Yep. 48 00:06:33,542 --> 00:06:36,417 ♪ Release me 49 00:06:36,542 --> 00:06:40,292 ♪ Release my body 50 00:06:40,417 --> 00:06:44,208 ♪ I know it's wrong 51 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:47,542 ♪ So, why am I with you now? 52 00:06:47,667 --> 00:06:52,667 - ♪ I say release me - Roll, honey. 53 00:06:52,792 --> 00:06:56,708 - Whoo! Whoo-hoo! - Happy Pride! 54 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:02,417 Work it, bitch! Ha-ha! 55 00:07:02,542 --> 00:07:05,375 Oh, my God. Hysterical! 56 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:08,708 - Ha! You've got to see this one. - Let's have a look. 57 00:07:08,833 --> 00:07:11,375 Oh, wonderful. 58 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:15,333 - Oh, my God... - Uh-huh, I think not. Fuck that. 59 00:07:17,625 --> 00:07:21,875 - Princy, this is hell. - Baby girl, I know. What did you expect? 60 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,417 "Happy Pride!" 61 00:07:24,333 --> 00:07:28,125 Look, the bag, 900 quid. That's why you're here. 62 00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:31,458 - Who gives a shit what...? - Please tell me someone has a lighter. 63 00:07:34,042 --> 00:07:38,042 Yeah, it's basically broken, but... see if you can work your magic. 64 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:40,042 You're a saint. 65 00:07:41,083 --> 00:07:44,000 - Hey, Jonathan Brindle. - Really? 66 00:07:44,833 --> 00:07:47,875 Max. AD Brother. We should celebrate later. 67 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,250 ♪ Primadonna girl, yeah 68 00:07:51,375 --> 00:07:55,083 ♪ All I ever wanted was the world 69 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:58,750 ♪ I can't help that I need it all 70 00:07:58,875 --> 00:08:02,792 ♪ The primadonna life, the rise and fall 71 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:06,125 ♪ You say that I'm kinda difficult 72 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:08,833 - ♪ But it's always someone else's fault - Isn't that a bit much? 73 00:08:08,958 --> 00:08:11,792 No, I think it's OK. I think it's just what they do. 74 00:08:11,917 --> 00:08:16,375 - I said classy. - I think people will like it. 75 00:08:17,625 --> 00:08:22,375 ♪ Primadonna girl, would you do anything for me? 76 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:25,708 ♪ Buy a big diamond ring for me? ♪ 77 00:08:25,833 --> 00:08:28,708 Er, OK. Lovely. That's enough for tonight. 78 00:08:28,833 --> 00:08:31,208 Er, there's your payment. Thank you so much for coming. 79 00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:34,083 - Thank you. - I think we've got a car... 80 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:38,833 - Oh, sorry. What are these? - They're your Fork Me! Coupons. £900 worth. 81 00:08:38,958 --> 00:08:40,417 You're kidding, right? 82 00:08:40,542 --> 00:08:42,750 I know. It's probably gonna last you all year. 83 00:08:46,583 --> 00:08:50,458 Fucking... Fuck me! 84 00:08:56,167 --> 00:08:57,500 Hello. 85 00:08:58,208 --> 00:08:59,917 Ladies and... 86 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,250 gender queers. 87 00:09:05,583 --> 00:09:11,375 Well, my name, erm... as I'm sure you don't know... is Layla! 88 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:13,458 Whoo! 89 00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:15,250 And tonight... 90 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:21,792 Well, since Fork Me! Are all about diversity... 91 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:26,625 I thought I would use this Pride celebration 92 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:29,875 to reflect on just how much these ready meals have done 93 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 for me and my community. 94 00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:38,083 Like when my sister Tasered me after discovering my rusty anal beads... 95 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:45,125 it was my trusty Fork Me! Noodle set that was there to heal all my wounds. 96 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:48,375 Honestly, thank you, guys, so much. 97 00:09:51,667 --> 00:09:53,625 Or, erm... 98 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:57,625 Oh, when a white hen party harem refused to sit next to me on the train 99 00:09:57,750 --> 00:10:00,750 because my studded handbag looked threatening, 100 00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:05,458 it was my inclusive Fork Me! Taco set 101 00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:11,000 that stood by my side in the fight against everyday racism! 102 00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:12,750 Enchiladas, baby! 103 00:10:15,167 --> 00:10:20,125 You lost... misguided children. 104 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:26,208 Us queens might just seem like shiny surface candy to you. 105 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:30,125 But dig a little deeper... 106 00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:36,833 and you'll find some raw... queer... meat! 107 00:10:38,917 --> 00:10:40,917 Give me my meat! 108 00:10:47,167 --> 00:10:51,375 - Oh! - Oh, my God. This is deranged. 109 00:10:52,167 --> 00:10:53,792 Give me my meat! 110 00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:56,250 Give me my meat! 111 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:59,792 ♪ Give me my meat! 112 00:10:59,917 --> 00:11:04,125 ♪ Give me my meat! 113 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:06,958 ♪ Give me my meat! ♪ 114 00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:10,708 Mood. 115 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:27,917 - Oh, sorry. - Sorry. Oh, fucking hell, it's you. 116 00:11:29,042 --> 00:11:31,833 - And it's you. - Max. That was, erm... 117 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:35,000 - A Satanic abomination? - No, no, no. 118 00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:37,250 I was going to say that was... that was incredible. 119 00:11:37,917 --> 00:11:39,917 Although you might've just lost us a major client. 120 00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:42,167 It's my company that does all the marketing, so... 121 00:11:42,292 --> 00:11:44,875 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Honestly, I don't know what came over me. 122 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,667 Don't worry. They're just ready meals. 123 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,708 Should I run before they come for my head, or...? 124 00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:56,125 No, I've got your back. 125 00:11:57,083 --> 00:12:00,417 Not that you need protection or anything, you're like... wow! 126 00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:06,542 - I've got to... go. - Yeah, yeah. Me, too. 127 00:12:09,417 --> 00:12:10,917 Wait. 128 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,250 Erm... 129 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:25,500 There's a piece of beef in your hair. 130 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:33,792 Yes, it's... it's good. 131 00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:35,583 - It's all good. - Great. 132 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,750 - OK... - Yeah. 133 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:42,500 - Go. - Yeah. 134 00:12:43,958 --> 00:12:46,875 Are you going somewhere way more fun? Yeah? 135 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,167 - Yeah. - Yeah. 136 00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:53,833 I'm just gonna channel my inner Titanic. 137 00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:55,917 Erm... 138 00:12:57,708 --> 00:13:00,000 You wanna go to a real party? 139 00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:04,250 - You... you mean right now? - Yeah. 140 00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:07,875 Or you could stay at this thrilling rave, I mean... it's up to you. 141 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:13,708 Ah Fuck. I said to my boss that I'd see this out, so... I can't. 142 00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:15,625 That's a shame. 143 00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:18,417 Yeah. 144 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,292 See ya! 145 00:13:23,417 --> 00:13:25,042 See ya. 146 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:37,750 - Right, time to skin you, bitch! - There's literally an udon noodle up my hole. 147 00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:41,208 - Move, man! - It's giving Layla Bolognese! 148 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:44,792 - Oh, it actually listened to me. - Ah, you're gonna be looking good. 149 00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:47,458 Is she ready? 150 00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:54,750 Is that party invite still going? 151 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:57,708 Hell, yeah! 152 00:13:57,833 --> 00:14:00,167 You are just in time for the best part. 153 00:14:00,292 --> 00:14:02,708 This is where you get to see behind the curtain. 154 00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:03,958 Enter Mr Darcy. 155 00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,333 Wow, that's... What a production. 156 00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:08,417 - Somebody's laying pipe tonight. - Eugh! 157 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:11,833 - Come on, sit down. - Yes... yeah... Hello. 158 00:14:11,958 --> 00:14:13,375 - Hi. - Hi. 159 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:17,625 - What do you think of this? - It's unreal, babe. 160 00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:21,083 Yes, honey, this eats, but this devours! 161 00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:26,292 So, we're going to a sort of, like an alien-themed party. 162 00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,417 - Oh, yeah? - Hmm... 163 00:14:28,542 --> 00:14:31,167 - And you couldn't look more human. - Mm-hmm. 164 00:14:31,292 --> 00:14:34,458 - I thought that was a good thing. - Ooh! 165 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,875 - It's giving very corporate realness, honey. - Here. 166 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,333 - Perfect. Do you mind? - What? Stabbing me? 167 00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:42,542 - No, I'd never. - I can do it, if you like. 168 00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:45,667 - I mean... I am an expert. - No, it's OK. I got it, boo. 169 00:14:46,542 --> 00:14:49,208 You don't mind, do you? I'll just make a small incision. 170 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:51,101 - OK. Where? - You don't need any general an aesthetic. 171 00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:53,542 Just here. Where you get your normal jabs, OK? 172 00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:55,792 ♪ When I dance, I prance with joy 173 00:14:55,917 --> 00:14:59,083 ♪ I'm not thinking about you, boy, it's useless all that energy 174 00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:01,208 ♪ Going straight to you, coming out of me 175 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,614 ♪ I want the cars, the cash, the clothes, the finer things 176 00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,625 ♪ Pretty girls love weed and diamond rings 177 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:08,208 ♪ Caviar couture, head out to the floor... ♪ 178 00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:13,500 - Do you want a goodie? - Yes, please! 179 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,458 - Hey, bitch! - Boo-boo! 180 00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,625 Oh, my God! Hey, bitch! 181 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,333 Mwah-mwah! 182 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:33,978 - How are you? - I'm good. How are you? 183 00:15:34,042 --> 00:15:36,542 I'm good. Nice to see... Ooh! Ooh! 184 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:39,750 - Who's your milk trade? - Oh, this right here is Max... 185 00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:41,292 Mercury! 186 00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:47,042 And this bitch has her own orbit! How do you know each other? 187 00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:49,917 Well, me and M... Mercury, we go way back. 188 00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:53,542 Yeah, no, he's, erm... he's a performance artist. 189 00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:56,167 Yeah, yeah. I'm, er... 190 00:15:56,292 --> 00:15:58,333 I use, like, banana skins, 191 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:04,208 and, like... other fruit peels like in excessive orgies. 192 00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:06,208 It's critiquing consumption. 193 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:11,292 - OK. Er... work! - Yeah! 194 00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:13,042 In a bit. 195 00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:31,083 - Tell her about it, Neptune. - It's an animation. 196 00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:35,250 It's a love story, really, between, er... a table and a chair. 197 00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:37,917 - It's devastating. - Wow! 198 00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:41,833 You've got to tell me if the chair's a top or a bottom. 199 00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:45,583 Well, it's a table top, so the table tops. 200 00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:47,958 - Yeah? - He's great. 201 00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:51,708 - I'm great. - Hmm... 202 00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:39,167 Can I take you somewhere special? 203 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:51,083 Welcome to Eden! 204 00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:59,042 Wow. 205 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,208 Ooh, wow! 206 00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:03,125 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah! 207 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,208 This... 208 00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:08,625 Wow, this is an epic view. 209 00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:10,125 Yeah. 210 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:15,458 Yeah, we can see all the way through to enemy lines. 211 00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:17,583 You know I work near there? 212 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,667 Are you saying I'm your enemy? 213 00:18:22,042 --> 00:18:23,667 Yes. 214 00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:26,417 That's why I was forced to kidnap you tonight. 215 00:18:29,292 --> 00:18:31,333 Glad you did. 216 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,625 Very glad you did. 217 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,208 Yeah? 218 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:40,958 This club, it's just... 219 00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:44,000 It's amazing. 220 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,583 Yeah, I know. Feathers is... 221 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,875 basically like an orphanage for us. 222 00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:54,750 We're actually fighting to stop it from shutting down. 223 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,250 Can't believe I've never heard of it. 224 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:23,708 - She's a bit broken. - Yeah. 225 00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:09,375 - Whoa... sorry. - What? No, no, it's fine. 226 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,958 - Yeah? - Yeah. 227 00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:27,333 - Shit! - No, it's fine, it's fine. Yeah, yeah. 228 00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:37,833 - It's just a zip on the left. - It's a zip? 229 00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:42,083 - There's two. - Yeah, there's two. 230 00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:45,208 Oh, fucking hell. 231 00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,208 You're beautiful. 232 00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,583 Really? 233 00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:51,083 What time is it? 234 00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:36,625 Hmm... 235 00:22:38,083 --> 00:22:39,458 OK... 236 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:43,958 - Did you have fun last night? - Yeah. I guess. 237 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,750 Not as much fun as you, apparently. We missed you last night. 238 00:22:52,792 --> 00:22:54,667 Oh. My. God. 239 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:58,125 - You're already fallen hard, haven't you? - No, I have not. 240 00:22:58,708 --> 00:23:00,500 He was just... 241 00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:04,083 - I never get with guys like that. - Why would you want to? 242 00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:06,750 They only ever want the fantasy, not the reality. 243 00:23:06,875 --> 00:23:09,042 Yeah, you're probably right. 244 00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:13,500 Anyway, I'm pretty sure I'm never seeing him again. 245 00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:19,708 Those binbags were practically leaking jizz. I can't. 246 00:23:21,417 --> 00:23:23,083 Lovely. 247 00:23:23,208 --> 00:23:25,375 It's a fucking hard knock life, I'm telling you. 248 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:27,375 I'm sorry, but she's not cooking tonight. 249 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:31,458 There's still probably some Fork Me! Ready meal in my wig. We could just stir fry it. 250 00:23:31,583 --> 00:23:33,250 Oh, God. What was I even thinking? 251 00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:35,417 Girl, you were everything! 252 00:23:35,542 --> 00:23:37,958 You have to revive that ready meal masturbation moment 253 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,333 for the Gay Shame party. 254 00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:41,417 I lived! Lived. 255 00:24:04,708 --> 00:24:07,833 - What's with the suitcase, boo? - I've got a gig. 256 00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:11,292 - At ten in the morning? - Yeah. Drag brunch. 257 00:25:30,917 --> 00:25:33,375 - Habibi! - Oh, one second, yeah? 258 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:34,708 OK. 259 00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:49,458 Latif, my handsome son. 260 00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:55,375 My beautiful mother. Hello, Dad. 261 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,184 How come you never come to see me anymore, huh? 262 00:25:57,208 --> 00:25:59,375 Have you forgotten I exist? 263 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:02,000 It's nonstop travelling with work, I told you. 264 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:05,000 Business must be good, then, habibi? 265 00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:08,625 Yeah, well, you know me... I'm doing my best. 266 00:26:10,708 --> 00:26:14,250 - There's someone we want you to meet. - No, Mum, please. Not again. 267 00:26:14,375 --> 00:26:18,667 You remember Sara, right? From Islam class when you were teenagers? 268 00:26:22,292 --> 00:26:24,083 Hey, Sara. 269 00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:29,333 - What's up? - Everything's good, alhamdulillah. 270 00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:34,917 We'll leave you two to get acquainted. 271 00:26:35,042 --> 00:26:37,917 Mum, no one in England actually says that. 272 00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:49,583 - So, what have you been up to recently? - Oh, no, we don't need to do this. 273 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:51,917 My boyfriend's waiting in his car around the corner. 274 00:26:52,042 --> 00:26:54,792 - He's white. - Oh, shit. 275 00:26:59,458 --> 00:27:01,667 I've got some blow, if you want. 276 00:27:02,292 --> 00:27:05,750 I mean, it's the only way to keep your eyes open through one of these. 277 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:08,875 Er, yes, please. 278 00:27:45,708 --> 00:27:47,750 - Latif! - Sis! 279 00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:52,417 You look beautiful! 280 00:27:52,542 --> 00:27:55,833 You know, you're legally obliged to dance with me today. 281 00:27:55,958 --> 00:27:58,375 Yalla! Come on, let's go! 282 00:28:36,458 --> 00:28:37,875 Latif, wait! 283 00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:44,500 Just relax. Of course I want you here. 284 00:28:47,417 --> 00:28:50,250 - I never get to see you, Latif. - We live in different cities. 285 00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:52,208 That's going to change soon. 286 00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:55,250 Haydar's work has an office in London. I'm moving with him. 287 00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:58,125 - Oh... - Don't look so enthralled. 288 00:28:58,250 --> 00:29:01,125 - My love! - Hey. 289 00:29:01,250 --> 00:29:03,750 How have I bagged me the hottest bride? 290 00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:08,750 - Haydar, this is Latif, my brother. - Oh, my God! Well, finally! 291 00:29:08,875 --> 00:29:10,875 - Come here, man! - Hey! 292 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,583 We're family now. And you work in the City, right? 293 00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:20,292 I'm going to miss my train. 294 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:24,708 Latif? What? 295 00:29:24,833 --> 00:29:26,250 Bye, Sis. 296 00:29:27,292 --> 00:29:28,708 Congrats. 297 00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:30,583 ♪ Split me open 298 00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:32,125 ♪ I'm an animal 299 00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:34,125 ♪ Not broken 300 00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:36,500 ♪ Not whole 301 00:29:36,625 --> 00:29:39,958 ♪ Make a cut down there where the daylight dies 302 00:29:40,083 --> 00:29:43,292 ♪ Turn me inside out where the real me lies 303 00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:47,167 ♪ So I'll lose it at the discotheque 304 00:29:47,292 --> 00:29:51,375 ♪ And I'll do it for all of us 305 00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:54,833 ♪ You said yourself 306 00:29:54,958 --> 00:29:58,583 ♪ Just keep climbing up that hill 307 00:29:58,708 --> 00:30:02,375 ♪ I tell you what I love 308 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:07,208 ♪ I love to see you dance 309 00:30:08,292 --> 00:30:11,958 ♪ I wanna feel free of dysphoria 310 00:30:12,083 --> 00:30:13,542 ♪ Climate grief 311 00:30:13,667 --> 00:30:15,667 ♪ Destruction of me 312 00:30:15,792 --> 00:30:18,917 ♪ I wanna go somewhere where it's just us 313 00:30:19,042 --> 00:30:23,125 ♪ And lift you up and watch you dance 314 00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:26,417 ♪ I wanna be freed of this burdened soul 315 00:30:26,542 --> 00:30:28,292 ♪ Wanna be alive 316 00:30:28,417 --> 00:30:30,583 ♪ Wanna feel the sunrise 317 00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:33,917 ♪ I wanna feel free of dysphoria 318 00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:35,792 ♪ Dysphoria 319 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:38,458 ♪ Dysphoria 320 00:30:39,792 --> 00:30:43,042 ♪ It stops 321 00:30:43,167 --> 00:30:46,375 ♪ Every time you look at me 322 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,375 ♪ You said 323 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,458 ♪ Just keep climbing up that hill... ♪ 324 00:31:02,792 --> 00:31:05,917 - Bye, bitch! You ate! - You were great tonight. 325 00:31:06,042 --> 00:31:07,708 Thanks, girlies! 326 00:31:08,792 --> 00:31:10,208 Hey! 327 00:31:13,917 --> 00:31:15,250 Hey... 328 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,792 Erm... 329 00:31:18,917 --> 00:31:21,917 Oh, did you leave something in the club the other night? 330 00:31:22,042 --> 00:31:24,833 Er... yeah. You. 331 00:31:24,958 --> 00:31:30,333 Come on, time to go-go! Get out of my house! 332 00:31:30,458 --> 00:31:31,958 Er... come on. 333 00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:35,167 Hey... 334 00:31:36,042 --> 00:31:39,542 I, erm... I haven't stopped thinking about you. 335 00:31:41,375 --> 00:31:42,958 - Me? - Yeah. 336 00:31:43,083 --> 00:31:44,542 - Excuse me. - Sorry. 337 00:31:46,958 --> 00:31:49,167 That was a really amazing night. 338 00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:52,125 Yeah, it was. 339 00:32:04,708 --> 00:32:06,917 What? 340 00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:11,458 Is that a coat or is that your tent for Glastonbury? 341 00:32:12,667 --> 00:32:15,250 Oh, no, it's my protective cape, actually. 342 00:32:16,167 --> 00:32:18,250 It makes me feel like a queer magician. 343 00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:26,375 Can I try it on? 344 00:32:28,583 --> 00:32:30,708 - Yeah! - Yeah? 345 00:32:30,833 --> 00:32:32,042 Yeah. 346 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:42,042 Well, don't look. 347 00:32:44,250 --> 00:32:46,833 - You need to be careful with this. - Oh, yeah. 348 00:32:57,375 --> 00:33:00,208 OK, that's a look, for sure. 349 00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:02,625 Oh, my God. I know what you mean. 350 00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:06,667 I feel like I'm going to start... levitating, you know. 351 00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:11,958 Oh, yeah... really feeling the force of gravity in this bad boy. 352 00:33:12,083 --> 00:33:13,292 Yeah. 353 00:33:15,792 --> 00:33:20,000 Have you got more fun stuff that I can try on at yours? 354 00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:23,250 I've got whatever you want. 355 00:33:59,542 --> 00:34:01,042 Take it off. 356 00:34:15,167 --> 00:34:17,292 I'm surprised you came back. 357 00:34:17,917 --> 00:34:19,917 Oh, yeah? 358 00:34:33,083 --> 00:34:36,292 - Time for some B.B. - Excuse me? 359 00:34:36,417 --> 00:34:40,875 - Breakfast in Bed, love, not Bare Back! - Oh, you're too much. 360 00:34:42,292 --> 00:34:44,250 Wow. 361 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,917 - Hmm? - Mm-hmm... 362 00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:53,292 So? 363 00:34:54,042 --> 00:34:55,458 What? 364 00:34:56,625 --> 00:35:00,833 What's my present for missing work today? 365 00:35:03,375 --> 00:35:04,667 Erm... 366 00:35:06,917 --> 00:35:10,375 Don't I deserve... a private show? 367 00:35:11,292 --> 00:35:12,917 A private show? 368 00:35:15,792 --> 00:35:18,292 Well, you said I could have whatever I wanted. 369 00:35:47,792 --> 00:35:49,958 Whoa! Whoa, what's that? 370 00:35:50,083 --> 00:35:52,833 Ah... erm... 371 00:35:53,542 --> 00:35:56,292 Yeah, I used to dream about wearing these as a kid. 372 00:35:57,250 --> 00:36:00,625 Only my sister was allowed. But, whatever... 373 00:36:00,750 --> 00:36:03,750 So... have you ever worn it? 374 00:36:03,875 --> 00:36:05,125 Erm... 375 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:10,417 I'm still... like, finding my way with it. 376 00:36:11,333 --> 00:36:13,500 I bet you look gorgeous in it. 377 00:36:14,875 --> 00:36:17,208 - OK. - Yeah? 378 00:36:17,333 --> 00:36:18,708 Yeah! 379 00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:23,458 - You've got to help me into it. - Ooh! OK. 380 00:36:24,708 --> 00:36:27,292 - OK, it's a bit complex. - What do I need to do? 381 00:36:27,417 --> 00:36:31,375 OK, one second. I'm going to slip in. 382 00:36:33,917 --> 00:36:35,500 OK, white boy. 383 00:36:36,208 --> 00:36:38,625 You're about to see some ancient shit. 384 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,917 Excuse you, sir! 385 00:37:38,833 --> 00:37:41,333 - What? - Well, this is a religious tradition! 386 00:37:41,458 --> 00:37:43,292 What? 387 00:37:45,833 --> 00:37:50,625 - Oh, yeah? Excuse me...? - Mm-hmm... No, stop! 388 00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:12,542 Why don't you just leave it on? 389 00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:15,833 Nah! 390 00:38:16,667 --> 00:38:19,667 No, just... leave it on. 391 00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:37,833 So, has your sister never seen you in that? 392 00:38:39,542 --> 00:38:41,208 Not really, no. 393 00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:45,083 Is she... 394 00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:50,042 I don't know, is she kind of... against all that? 395 00:38:51,083 --> 00:38:52,750 Yeah, kind of. 396 00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:56,667 Yeah, well, she's missing out. 397 00:38:58,417 --> 00:39:00,833 Cos you're pretty fucking spectacular. 398 00:39:05,417 --> 00:39:07,583 To be honest, it's been hard. 399 00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:11,375 She said she doesn't want to see me. 400 00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:13,083 - Fuck. - Hmm... 401 00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:17,333 - Layla... - Yeah, none of my family do. 402 00:39:18,375 --> 00:39:19,792 Jesus. 403 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,042 I'm so sorry. 404 00:39:24,167 --> 00:39:25,750 It's OK. 405 00:39:27,542 --> 00:39:30,375 I guess that's the price to pay for being me. 406 00:39:31,292 --> 00:39:35,333 You amaze me. Do you know that? 407 00:39:39,292 --> 00:39:40,750 Really? 408 00:39:40,875 --> 00:39:42,708 Amaze me. 409 00:39:55,792 --> 00:39:58,792 - No, it doesn't matter. - What? 410 00:40:00,583 --> 00:40:02,583 I want you to meet my friends properly. 411 00:40:04,458 --> 00:40:06,958 - OK. - OK? 412 00:40:08,417 --> 00:40:10,208 When? 413 00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:14,208 - Er... tonight? - Tonight? 414 00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:15,583 - Mm-hmm. - OK. 415 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:30,750 Layla! Hey! Where were you? 416 00:40:30,875 --> 00:40:32,625 - Sorry. - You're late. 417 00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:35,375 Hey, dude... you remember Max? 418 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:38,000 - Hey. - Yeah... 419 00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:41,125 From the ready meal revolution. How can I forget? 420 00:40:42,083 --> 00:40:45,125 You moan like you're being murdered when you're having sex. 421 00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:46,875 Oh, sorry. 422 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,083 Yeah, it's my fault that he's so noisy. 423 00:40:50,208 --> 00:40:52,833 - They. - Hmm? 424 00:40:53,792 --> 00:40:55,958 Er... Oh, I... you didn't... 425 00:40:56,083 --> 00:40:59,000 - No, I didn't realise. - It's fine. You didn't know. 426 00:40:59,125 --> 00:41:01,417 - It's not a big deal. - Seriously? 427 00:41:02,167 --> 00:41:05,583 No, it's fine. Well, don't worry about it. 428 00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:09,333 So? 429 00:41:13,292 --> 00:41:14,958 Oh, fuck. Oh, my goodness. 430 00:41:15,083 --> 00:41:19,500 Princy, it's incredible. Honestly, I'm so proud of you. 431 00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:22,417 Maybe you should take a look around first. 432 00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:26,875 What does it say on his... their... body? 433 00:41:28,667 --> 00:41:30,542 - Allahu Akbar. - Fuck. 434 00:41:30,667 --> 00:41:35,208 - Yeah. - Wow, that's... that's really brave. 435 00:41:35,958 --> 00:41:38,583 Put down the binoculars, man. 436 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,292 You know, my company are always looking for photographers 437 00:41:45,417 --> 00:41:49,208 from all kinds of different backgrounds, so, you should give me your card. 438 00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:51,375 I'm good. Thanks, though. 439 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:52,917 Yeah? 440 00:41:53,042 --> 00:41:54,958 My folks are here. 441 00:41:57,083 --> 00:41:59,833 So nice to see you! 442 00:41:59,958 --> 00:42:03,708 Well done. I'm very proud of you. 443 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:15,250 Jesus, you're one stop away from eloping with this one. 444 00:42:15,375 --> 00:42:17,292 It's different with him, Lucilla. 445 00:42:17,417 --> 00:42:20,208 It's like, you know how most guys hate it when I'm like this? 446 00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:23,792 - Yeah, but, girl, remember me and Dom? - Max loves me this way. 447 00:42:23,917 --> 00:42:26,250 It's like I can be as big as possible with him. 448 00:42:27,208 --> 00:42:29,708 You know you don't need his permission to be anything, right? 449 00:42:29,833 --> 00:42:32,750 - Layla! - OK, wait two secs. 450 00:42:36,583 --> 00:42:38,625 Well, fuck my drag. 451 00:42:42,958 --> 00:42:45,167 That must've felt pretty cool. 452 00:42:45,292 --> 00:42:46,875 What? 453 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,292 Just... just, you know, getting to show your art. 454 00:42:52,625 --> 00:42:54,667 Wait, you're an artist? 455 00:42:56,125 --> 00:42:57,667 Hmm... 456 00:42:57,792 --> 00:43:01,625 Oh, so Mercury the performance artist didn't come from nowhere? 457 00:43:01,750 --> 00:43:03,333 No, no, no. 458 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:07,458 I draw. A bit. 459 00:43:08,542 --> 00:43:12,000 - That's it. I don't get paid for it or... - So? 460 00:43:13,250 --> 00:43:15,333 - What? - Well, show me something. 461 00:43:15,458 --> 00:43:17,292 No. Really? 462 00:43:18,125 --> 00:43:21,125 No, that's... it's silly. It's not my job... 463 00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:24,250 Yes! Please? 464 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,042 Come on. 465 00:43:43,042 --> 00:43:44,250 There... 466 00:43:50,542 --> 00:43:52,583 Jesus Christ, it's gorgeous. 467 00:43:52,708 --> 00:43:54,833 - Who's this queen? - That's my mum. 468 00:43:55,625 --> 00:43:58,708 When I was a teenager. She died when I was 15. 469 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,500 - Oh, I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... - It's OK. Long time ago. 470 00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:09,375 Oh, wow! 471 00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:12,458 Yeah, well, OK... 472 00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:14,917 I was high when I thought that up. 473 00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:19,792 You're crazy talented, Max. 474 00:44:21,542 --> 00:44:22,708 - Really? - Yes! 475 00:44:22,833 --> 00:44:24,875 I don't know. It's just... 476 00:44:27,833 --> 00:44:31,083 - What's with the octopus? - OK. Well, er... 477 00:44:32,667 --> 00:44:34,500 I'm kind of obsessed with octopi. 478 00:44:34,625 --> 00:44:38,542 - Actually, I think it's octopuses. - No, I'm pretty sure it's octopi. 479 00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:42,583 - Yeah, you're probably right. - Yeah, octopi, I love 'em. 480 00:44:42,708 --> 00:44:43,750 - Octopi? - Yeah. 481 00:44:43,875 --> 00:44:45,208 Why? 482 00:44:47,292 --> 00:44:50,667 I don't know, they just... they seem so free. 483 00:44:54,208 --> 00:44:55,458 Yeah. 484 00:44:56,250 --> 00:44:59,000 And they're just fucking dickheads, as well. 485 00:44:59,125 --> 00:45:00,542 What? How? 486 00:45:00,667 --> 00:45:05,083 They way they mate is like the world's worst one-night stand. 487 00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:08,333 I'm serious. 488 00:45:08,458 --> 00:45:12,250 The male, without even engaging, he just inserts his penis, 489 00:45:12,375 --> 00:45:15,083 and then, as soon as he's done, he just runs off. 490 00:45:15,208 --> 00:45:17,042 A bastard, right? 491 00:45:18,333 --> 00:45:22,250 Imagine you putting your entire arm into someone, without even looking at them. 492 00:45:22,375 --> 00:45:25,583 Also known as being fisted in a dark room on a Sunday afternoon. 493 00:45:58,583 --> 00:46:01,625 If I was an octopus, I'd run off in about ten seconds. 494 00:46:03,833 --> 00:46:05,792 Blob-blob-blob... 495 00:46:20,917 --> 00:46:23,000 Can I ask you something? 496 00:46:26,167 --> 00:46:29,708 Well, you were just inside me, I think I can handle a question. 497 00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:35,125 Erm... the whole "they" thing... 498 00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:42,958 - That's your question? - No... Sorry, erm... 499 00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:45,750 It's just... 500 00:46:46,833 --> 00:46:50,625 I don't know, it feels... kind of impersonal. 501 00:46:53,208 --> 00:46:54,417 OK. 502 00:46:56,458 --> 00:46:58,583 Well, it's totally personal. 503 00:47:00,583 --> 00:47:04,208 Yeah, like it... I don't know, helps you feel right. 504 00:47:08,083 --> 00:47:10,417 What do you feel like? 505 00:47:14,917 --> 00:47:16,333 Er... 506 00:47:20,458 --> 00:47:24,458 Well, you know how an octopus is always, like, morphing? 507 00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:29,292 You know, like, the way they change shape and colour and size... 508 00:47:30,750 --> 00:47:33,708 everything, they're like warrior shapeshifters, no? 509 00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:37,792 - Yeah. - Yeah. Well, that's how I feel, like... 510 00:47:39,083 --> 00:47:41,875 something always in the in-between. 511 00:47:43,833 --> 00:47:46,042 The in-between sounds kind of... 512 00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:48,792 chaotic. 513 00:47:51,750 --> 00:47:53,750 Yeah, I know what you mean. 514 00:47:55,958 --> 00:47:58,750 What I wouldn't give to be stationary sometimes. 515 00:48:02,708 --> 00:48:05,125 But, like, it's the place with all the potential. 516 00:48:07,208 --> 00:48:08,833 You know? Like... 517 00:48:09,792 --> 00:48:12,042 if you've made it out of there... 518 00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:16,042 then... you're already finished. 519 00:48:19,958 --> 00:48:22,458 I mean, that's what Princy says. 520 00:48:30,292 --> 00:48:32,625 So, I'm finished? 521 00:48:34,958 --> 00:48:36,875 Or maybe you're just getting started. 522 00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:07,708 - Can't miss work again? - Definitely not. 523 00:49:09,417 --> 00:49:11,542 Yeah, I'll come and drop you off. 524 00:49:11,667 --> 00:49:14,417 Ah... you don't need to do that, honestly. 525 00:49:14,542 --> 00:49:17,875 No, no, it's fine. I need to get out of this dungeon anyway. 526 00:49:22,375 --> 00:49:25,583 It's just... I've got to go soon, so... 527 00:49:39,625 --> 00:49:41,083 Ready? 528 00:49:53,042 --> 00:49:55,125 - So, this is you, eh? - Yeah. In there. 529 00:49:55,250 --> 00:49:56,500 AD Brother? 530 00:49:59,083 --> 00:50:00,792 Yeah, that's it. 531 00:50:01,542 --> 00:50:04,542 - Have you got a busy day today? - Yeah, yeah... 532 00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:09,125 Well, why don't I come over after, help you unwind? 533 00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:12,375 I... I think I'm going to be working late. 534 00:50:13,125 --> 00:50:15,833 OK. Well, let's just do something after you... 535 00:50:15,958 --> 00:50:19,042 Look, I'll call you, and we'll, er... 536 00:50:19,167 --> 00:50:21,250 I've really... I've got to head in. 537 00:50:21,375 --> 00:50:22,833 - OK. - Yeah? 538 00:50:22,958 --> 00:50:24,792 - I'll see you in a bit. - OK. 539 00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:27,542 See you. 540 00:52:42,875 --> 00:52:44,792 Oh! OK... 541 00:52:46,167 --> 00:52:47,583 Oh! OK... 542 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:52,625 This game is transphobic. 543 00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:55,750 Oh, girl, what is the tea for the Gay Shame party? 544 00:52:55,875 --> 00:53:00,042 It's giving post-punk, Marie Antoinette vibes. 545 00:53:00,167 --> 00:53:02,042 - Ooh! - You like it? 546 00:53:02,708 --> 00:53:05,375 Do you know how much chiffon I had to steal from school for you? 547 00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:08,542 That's what they call giving reparations. 548 00:53:08,667 --> 00:53:12,083 Girlie? Get out of your phone and into the room. 549 00:53:12,208 --> 00:53:14,708 - No, but I really like him. - Baby, I know you do. 550 00:53:14,833 --> 00:53:19,750 But it's been a week. That ghosting fool is nothing but a... Horcrux! 551 00:53:19,875 --> 00:53:20,875 - OK. - What? 552 00:53:20,917 --> 00:53:23,833 JK What's-her-face? I thought we do not speak her name. 553 00:53:23,958 --> 00:53:27,250 Exactly! He's a Horcrux, and you're a fucking icon! 554 00:53:27,375 --> 00:53:29,250 - Yes, that part. - Look... 555 00:53:29,375 --> 00:53:33,292 This weekend is going to be beyond epic. You're going to be beyond iconic. 556 00:53:33,417 --> 00:53:36,333 And you won't even remember his basic fucking face! 557 00:53:36,458 --> 00:53:38,083 - Right. - Mm-hmm. 558 00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:42,125 - You're right, I'm a fucking star. - Hmm! 559 00:53:42,250 --> 00:53:45,917 - And he's a fucking... - Horcrux! 560 00:53:47,083 --> 00:53:50,125 No more Aryans treating me anything less than the queen I am. 561 00:53:50,250 --> 00:53:52,167 Oh, finally she is risen! 562 00:53:53,292 --> 00:53:55,375 - I'm gonna make us margaritas. - Yeah! 563 00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:58,875 - Yes, please. Salt on the rim, baby! - Yes, honey. 564 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,809 - Do you want a closer look? - Yeah, I wanna see. 565 00:54:00,833 --> 00:54:02,875 Wait, where's mine? 566 00:54:26,833 --> 00:54:28,917 I barely recognise you. 567 00:54:29,542 --> 00:54:32,000 Er, yeah, no, it's laundry day. 568 00:54:34,292 --> 00:54:36,042 You look good. 569 00:54:36,958 --> 00:54:38,417 Thanks. 570 00:54:42,792 --> 00:54:46,500 Anyway, I was just, er... on my way to something nearby, so... 571 00:54:49,292 --> 00:54:51,750 - Er, I'm just gonna head. - No, wait. Er... 572 00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:58,125 You don't know how happy I am to see you right now. 573 00:55:00,167 --> 00:55:02,167 I've missed you. 574 00:55:03,875 --> 00:55:05,708 Really? 575 00:55:07,167 --> 00:55:09,958 Uh... sorry I've not called. 576 00:55:11,208 --> 00:55:13,250 I've been... 577 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,292 Do you want to do something? 578 00:55:17,417 --> 00:55:19,208 - Now? - Yeah. 579 00:55:19,333 --> 00:55:21,250 We could go and... 580 00:55:22,792 --> 00:55:24,625 explore London. 581 00:55:27,917 --> 00:55:30,583 I've pretty much seen it. 582 00:55:35,083 --> 00:55:37,792 Can I... can I take you to my favourite place? 583 00:55:42,083 --> 00:55:43,292 Yeah, all right. 584 00:55:44,333 --> 00:55:46,375 - It's not far. - OK. 585 00:56:15,250 --> 00:56:17,125 I knew you'd like it here. 586 00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:18,958 I love it. 587 00:56:19,875 --> 00:56:22,417 - It's so Zen. - Isn't it? 588 00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:26,292 It's kind of like an escape. 589 00:56:28,708 --> 00:56:30,125 Yeah. 590 00:56:33,042 --> 00:56:35,458 Do you think she knows she's trapped? 591 00:56:35,583 --> 00:56:37,750 Aren't we all? 592 00:56:37,875 --> 00:56:39,458 Hmm... 593 00:56:54,583 --> 00:56:57,208 So... this is me. 594 00:56:58,458 --> 00:57:00,792 Cosy! 595 00:58:22,875 --> 00:58:25,292 - Hi! - Hello. 596 00:58:28,125 --> 00:58:30,542 How did you sleep? 597 00:58:30,667 --> 00:58:33,583 - Good. Very good. - What did you dream of? 598 00:58:33,708 --> 00:58:37,000 I dreamt that Gordon Ramsay wanted to fuck me. 599 00:58:37,125 --> 00:58:38,958 - Oh! - Yeah. 600 00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:42,083 - OK. - Yeah. I said no. 601 00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:44,542 What are you doing? 602 00:58:44,667 --> 00:58:47,250 Just having a little bite, to know what it's like. 603 00:58:50,167 --> 00:58:53,458 Oh, here he comes. Here he comes! 604 00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:02,583 Hey, what are you doing for Pride tomorrow? 605 00:59:03,708 --> 00:59:05,125 Oh! 606 00:59:06,083 --> 00:59:08,625 Er... nothing that Pride-y. 607 00:59:08,750 --> 00:59:12,708 OK. Well... me and some friends are doing the parade, 608 00:59:12,833 --> 00:59:16,542 but you and I could meet up after, if you want? 609 00:59:16,667 --> 00:59:19,208 - You want me to do Pride with you? - Yeah. 610 00:59:20,292 --> 00:59:23,583 Oh, shit. I'd love to, but I think I'm gonna be busy, babe. 611 00:59:23,708 --> 00:59:25,125 OK. 612 00:59:27,167 --> 00:59:29,500 It's just a casual little thing with the gang at Feathers. 613 00:59:29,625 --> 00:59:33,250 - It's a fundraiser for the club. - That sounds pretty Pride-y. 614 00:59:33,375 --> 00:59:36,042 No, look, it really isn't your thing, trust me. 615 00:59:36,792 --> 00:59:39,833 OK. Well... Hey, look, I... 616 00:59:40,542 --> 00:59:42,542 I don't want you to think that... 617 00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:46,042 I really love all that stuff. 618 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,750 I wanna be there, I wanna support you, I promise. 619 00:59:51,875 --> 00:59:54,292 Well, fab. You should come. 620 00:59:54,417 --> 00:59:57,458 Yeah, I'll... I'll be there. 621 00:59:57,583 --> 00:59:59,000 Great! 622 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,000 Give it up, you stingy bitches! 623 01:00:09,125 --> 01:00:11,333 The fate of Feathers rests in your hands! 624 01:00:11,458 --> 01:00:13,958 Thanks. All donations welcome, girls! 625 01:00:15,708 --> 01:00:17,000 Fuck. 626 01:00:17,125 --> 01:00:19,417 - Hey! - Hey! 627 01:00:20,417 --> 01:00:24,583 - You're here! - Casual? This is mega. 628 01:00:26,208 --> 01:00:28,250 - Layla! - Oh, hey, boo! 629 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:32,833 Girl! Oh, you are gagging me. Like, literally, I'm choking! 630 01:00:32,958 --> 01:00:36,292 You're fucking serving that look on a silver platter covered in fucking tempura! 631 01:00:36,417 --> 01:00:38,167 Oh, thank, girlies. 632 01:00:38,292 --> 01:00:39,917 Hi, guys. Happy Pride! 633 01:00:40,042 --> 01:00:42,917 We ain't brought to you by Barclays Bank, bitch. 634 01:00:43,042 --> 01:00:47,250 - Tonight's called Gay Shame. - Oh? Right, OK. 635 01:00:49,083 --> 01:00:52,500 I'm Saturn. I'm er... a contortionist. 636 01:00:52,625 --> 01:00:55,583 At the Cirque de Soleil... 637 01:00:55,708 --> 01:01:00,250 Layla and I met at, er... a queer circus festival. 638 01:01:01,250 --> 01:01:03,458 - Slay. - OK... 639 01:01:03,583 --> 01:01:06,500 No, I'm kidding. I'm... We're... I'm kidding. 640 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,708 I'm Layla's boyfriend. 641 01:01:12,125 --> 01:01:14,417 Bitch, you never said. Since when? 642 01:01:16,458 --> 01:01:19,083 I've gotta go on stage. But I'll see you in a bit, yeah? 643 01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:21,667 - Enjoy yourselves! - Oh, wait... 644 01:01:30,542 --> 01:01:33,208 - Hey. Tequila, please. - Just the one? 645 01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:50,417 ♪ Don't you know your queen? 646 01:01:52,667 --> 01:01:54,542 ♪ Ripped 647 01:01:56,417 --> 01:01:57,917 ♪ Heaving 648 01:01:58,625 --> 01:02:01,375 ♪ Flower bloom at my feet 649 01:02:05,583 --> 01:02:08,833 ♪ Don't you know your queen? 650 01:02:11,167 --> 01:02:12,708 ♪ Cracked 651 01:02:14,625 --> 01:02:16,708 ♪ Peeling 652 01:02:16,833 --> 01:02:20,542 ♪ Riddled with disease 653 01:02:21,667 --> 01:02:23,500 We love you, Layla! 654 01:02:23,625 --> 01:02:25,833 ♪ Don't you know me? 655 01:02:47,958 --> 01:02:49,500 Yeah! 656 01:02:56,417 --> 01:03:00,083 ♪ No family is safe 657 01:03:00,208 --> 01:03:02,708 ♪ When I sashay 658 01:03:02,833 --> 01:03:04,583 Yes! Layla! 659 01:03:08,625 --> 01:03:11,708 - ♪ Hey... ♪ - Whoo! Killing it! 660 01:03:13,125 --> 01:03:15,875 Whoo! Yeah! 661 01:03:17,583 --> 01:03:19,417 Layla! 662 01:03:19,542 --> 01:03:21,583 Yes! She's killing it! 663 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,208 Why did you invite the Horcrux? 664 01:03:27,333 --> 01:03:29,208 No, I-I didn't. He just showed up. 665 01:03:29,333 --> 01:03:31,292 Twat! I'll deal with it. 666 01:03:31,417 --> 01:03:33,708 No, no, it's OK, it's OK. I've got it. 667 01:03:33,833 --> 01:03:36,208 Princy, it's fine. 668 01:03:36,333 --> 01:03:39,292 - Thank you, beautiful man! - Of course. 669 01:03:40,417 --> 01:03:43,125 Hey! Hey, boo! 670 01:03:43,250 --> 01:03:45,500 - Great set. - Thanks. 671 01:03:45,625 --> 01:03:47,958 Go find another friend's boy to flirt with, Felix. 672 01:03:48,083 --> 01:03:50,500 - No, Layla, I wasn't... - Just please leave. 673 01:03:52,333 --> 01:03:54,000 - Hey! - Hey! 674 01:03:55,375 --> 01:03:58,292 - That was amazing! - Thanks. 675 01:04:00,542 --> 01:04:02,917 Hey, the vibe here's really weird! 676 01:04:03,042 --> 01:04:05,809 I think we should, uh... Why don't we go somewhere else just me and you? 677 01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:08,958 - I can't. - OK. 678 01:04:10,458 --> 01:04:13,750 Look, let's dance. Come on! 679 01:04:32,667 --> 01:04:34,625 No, Max, stop! Max! 680 01:04:36,042 --> 01:04:38,000 Max, stop! 681 01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:41,667 Oh, I'm sorry. Shit! If it's ruined, I'll get you a new one! 682 01:04:41,792 --> 01:04:46,125 OK, dickhead! You need to go now, OK? They don't want you here. 683 01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:48,875 Are you gonna say anything to her? 684 01:04:52,583 --> 01:04:54,958 - You OK, babe? - Just go away, Princy. 685 01:04:55,083 --> 01:04:56,917 Layla! 686 01:05:12,917 --> 01:05:15,750 'Babe, last night was a mess. 687 01:05:16,375 --> 01:05:18,333 'I'm making us fajitas tonight. 688 01:05:18,458 --> 01:05:21,708 'You're gonna be in, right? We'd all really love to talk.' 689 01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:24,167 'Bro, still haven't heard from you. 690 01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:28,375 'Please come today. You can bring someone if you like. 691 01:05:28,500 --> 01:05:32,833 - 'We'd really love to see you.' - 'Sorry, again, about last night. 692 01:05:32,958 --> 01:05:34,958 'Never let me drink Tequila again. 693 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,042 'Call me back, OK?' 694 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:02,750 Thank you. 695 01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:15,750 So, the other night was weird. 696 01:06:15,875 --> 01:06:17,667 Hmm... yeah. 697 01:06:20,417 --> 01:06:21,542 Hmm... 698 01:06:22,208 --> 01:06:25,167 That wig is never seeing the light of day again. 699 01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:29,917 Sorry. 700 01:06:33,708 --> 01:06:36,125 It was kind of horrible. 701 01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:40,500 It just felt like I... really didn't belong there, you know? 702 01:06:47,083 --> 01:06:49,333 Do you think I'm boring? 703 01:06:51,583 --> 01:06:52,875 Nah. 704 01:06:53,625 --> 01:06:55,417 You're anything but boring. 705 01:07:00,250 --> 01:07:03,917 God, you don't... you don't know how lucky you are. 706 01:07:06,042 --> 01:07:11,042 To have a community like that, you know, a space... that's your own. 707 01:07:12,792 --> 01:07:14,792 I don't think I have that. 708 01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:19,417 I don't think I do either. 709 01:07:23,417 --> 01:07:26,375 Look, I, er... I wanna show you something. 710 01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:29,958 Oh, yeah? 711 01:07:52,625 --> 01:07:54,292 It's beautiful. 712 01:07:57,417 --> 01:08:00,375 Oh, my God! This is amazing! Thank you. 713 01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:02,875 - Yeah... - Oh, thanks! 714 01:08:05,042 --> 01:08:07,250 It's no problem, Octopi. 715 01:08:38,083 --> 01:08:42,000 Do you want it? Yeah? 716 01:08:45,958 --> 01:08:47,792 Do I hear a "Yes, ma'am"? 717 01:08:47,917 --> 01:08:50,417 Yes. Yes, ma'am. 718 01:09:39,333 --> 01:09:42,375 - You a good boy? - Yes, ma'am. 719 01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:44,250 - Yeah? - Uh-huh. 720 01:10:24,042 --> 01:10:26,333 Well, I've never done that before. 721 01:10:26,458 --> 01:10:28,292 Yeah, me, neither. 722 01:10:36,417 --> 01:10:39,250 It felt... amazing. 723 01:10:40,917 --> 01:10:42,333 Ma'am. 724 01:10:56,292 --> 01:10:58,833 Hmm... you're such an adventure. 725 01:11:03,917 --> 01:11:05,333 So... 726 01:11:07,250 --> 01:11:11,000 I'm... basically your exotic holiday? 727 01:11:22,708 --> 01:11:26,208 My dad and my sister are coming for dinner a week on Friday. 728 01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:30,250 - Hmm... - I'd love for you to meet them. 729 01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:38,125 Really? 730 01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:39,667 Yeah. 731 01:11:49,708 --> 01:11:52,333 You know I'm staying here for a while, right? 732 01:11:53,125 --> 01:11:54,875 Yeah, I got that. 733 01:12:29,833 --> 01:12:33,167 It just switched so quickly, you know. 734 01:12:35,750 --> 01:12:38,958 - Did you not like it? - No, no, I did. 735 01:12:40,125 --> 01:12:42,958 - Convincing! - No, no, it was great. 736 01:12:43,667 --> 01:12:46,792 Hey, say what you mean, Layla. 737 01:12:46,917 --> 01:12:48,917 No, no, it was cute. 738 01:12:49,042 --> 01:12:54,458 OK, cute as in good or cute as in... what? 739 01:12:54,583 --> 01:12:56,417 Well, cute as in... 740 01:12:58,167 --> 01:12:59,958 What? 741 01:13:00,083 --> 01:13:02,792 I don't know, whatever. I just find the whole, like... 742 01:13:03,875 --> 01:13:06,208 You know, like, the whole, like, "Oh, no, I wanna hit you," 743 01:13:06,333 --> 01:13:09,458 "Oh, no, I wanna kiss you," "Oh, no, this is just..." like... 744 01:13:10,250 --> 01:13:14,208 a clunky metaphor for me-wrestling-with-my-sexuality motif. 745 01:13:14,333 --> 01:13:17,458 - Uh-huh. - Agonisingly basic. 746 01:13:19,417 --> 01:13:24,958 So, just cos I liked an objectively good film, I'm now basic? 747 01:13:25,083 --> 01:13:28,208 What? No! I'm just saying I found the film a bit basic. 748 01:13:29,250 --> 01:13:33,042 Like watching WASP-y gays pretending to act complicated isn't really my mood. 749 01:13:33,167 --> 01:13:34,708 You know? 750 01:13:34,833 --> 01:13:36,708 Don't you think you're being a bit snobbish? 751 01:13:36,833 --> 01:13:39,542 What? No, I'm just telling you what I thought of the film... 752 01:13:39,667 --> 01:13:41,542 Whilst making fun of me. 753 01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:43,417 No, I wouldn't. 754 01:13:46,792 --> 01:13:49,458 No, look, I've got a weird taste in films, OK? 755 01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:53,708 My childhood was so fucked up that if a film doesn't include 756 01:13:53,833 --> 01:13:56,375 at least one sado-masochistic murder, 757 01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:59,083 I'm honestly not interested. 758 01:13:59,208 --> 01:14:01,708 My favourite film is genuinely Saw V. 759 01:14:02,542 --> 01:14:03,958 OK? 760 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,000 Well, don't take it personally. 761 01:14:15,292 --> 01:14:17,917 - Really? - Can't believe we've never... 762 01:14:18,042 --> 01:14:19,875 Are you OK? 763 01:14:21,458 --> 01:14:22,875 Latif? 764 01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:25,750 Hey. 765 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:30,542 You couldn't be bothered to pick up one of my calls? 766 01:14:34,917 --> 01:14:37,042 Hi, I'm Fatima. I'm Latif's sister. 767 01:14:37,167 --> 01:14:40,042 - Oh. This is your sister? - Yeah. 768 01:14:40,167 --> 01:14:43,208 - You talk about me? - Sorry, I'm... 769 01:14:43,333 --> 01:14:47,167 This is, er... Max. He's a work colleague. We were just at a work event. 770 01:14:48,708 --> 01:14:50,000 Oh. Great. 771 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,833 Well, why don't you join us for dinner? 772 01:14:56,792 --> 01:14:58,583 - Yeah, that'd be... - No, we can't. 773 01:14:58,708 --> 01:15:01,500 We've got that big work meeting tomorrow. 774 01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:06,958 You're not just gonna ditch me on the street! 775 01:15:07,083 --> 01:15:09,333 - Latif! - I'm sorry. 776 01:15:09,458 --> 01:15:10,750 Erm... 777 01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:12,958 Ah... 778 01:15:15,292 --> 01:15:17,708 So were you just pretending that she disowned you? 779 01:15:17,833 --> 01:15:19,583 I wasn't pretending! 780 01:15:21,333 --> 01:15:23,583 Look, you know what, it's just easier, OK? 781 01:15:23,708 --> 01:15:26,042 It's just easier to keep things separate, than... 782 01:15:26,917 --> 01:15:29,557 than trying to make sense of living in the in-between of it all. 783 01:15:29,625 --> 01:15:33,708 The in-between? I thought that was the place with all the potential. 784 01:15:34,500 --> 01:15:37,375 You know what, just forget it. You wouldn't understand. 785 01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:39,250 Understand what? 786 01:15:39,375 --> 01:15:42,792 You know, maybe I would, if you stopped talking to me like I'm fucking stupid! 787 01:15:42,917 --> 01:15:45,250 - This isn't about you, Max! - I know it's not! 788 01:15:45,375 --> 01:15:47,625 No, no, look, my family's different from yours, OK? 789 01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:48,875 Hmm... 790 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:51,792 Look, you have no idea how lucky you are. 791 01:15:51,917 --> 01:15:53,167 Lucky? 792 01:15:54,208 --> 01:15:56,792 My mum's dead, remember. 793 01:15:56,917 --> 01:15:58,417 - Yeah? - Yeah. 794 01:15:59,292 --> 01:16:02,333 Fuck, I'm sorry. OK, that's not what I meant. 795 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:06,292 - You know what I mean. - I'm not sure I've any idea what you mean. 796 01:16:06,417 --> 01:16:08,542 Please, can we just stop talking about this? 797 01:16:08,667 --> 01:16:10,184 Why didn't you tell me your name was Latif? 798 01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:13,292 - Because it's not. - So, who are you, then? 799 01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:37,250 - Are you still all right for tonight? - Can't wait to meet everyone. 800 01:16:37,958 --> 01:16:40,708 If you want, you can borrow some of my things. 801 01:16:41,417 --> 01:16:43,000 I don't mind. 802 01:16:44,708 --> 01:16:45,917 OK. 803 01:16:48,875 --> 01:16:50,542 Keys? 804 01:16:54,917 --> 01:16:58,625 Erm... yeah, OK. See you later. 805 01:16:59,375 --> 01:17:01,375 See you later! 806 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:21,542 Oh, God. 807 01:17:49,958 --> 01:17:51,917 Eugh! Oh! 808 01:17:52,917 --> 01:17:54,333 Oh, fuck! 809 01:17:54,875 --> 01:17:57,250 Yep, that'll be ready by tomorrow. 810 01:17:58,333 --> 01:18:01,250 OK. Thank you. Bye. 811 01:18:02,708 --> 01:18:04,542 Sorry about that. 812 01:18:04,667 --> 01:18:08,000 I'll try my best, love, but it might need a few goes. 813 01:18:08,125 --> 01:18:10,500 OK. Whatever you can do to get it by the end of the day. 814 01:18:10,625 --> 01:18:13,083 - I can pay extra, honestly... - There's no need, love. 815 01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:16,167 - I'll make it a priority for you. - Thank you. 816 01:18:17,125 --> 01:18:18,708 That's all right. 817 01:18:20,833 --> 01:18:23,375 - So, I'll see you in a bit, yeah? - See you. 818 01:19:44,333 --> 01:19:45,750 Thanks. 819 01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:00,708 - Looks good, right? - Looks like a restaurant. 820 01:20:00,833 --> 01:20:02,500 - You promise? - Yeah. 821 01:20:03,167 --> 01:20:04,875 Yay, OK! 822 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:06,792 Good. Thank you. 823 01:20:08,583 --> 01:20:10,583 They're gonna love you. 824 01:20:15,667 --> 01:20:17,542 - Eek! - Salad! 825 01:20:18,417 --> 01:20:21,875 Hey! Hi. How you doing? 826 01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:26,417 Come in. It's about ready. 827 01:20:27,292 --> 01:20:32,833 So, er... Dad, Becks, this is La... who I want you to meet. 828 01:20:35,583 --> 01:20:37,500 I'm Alfred. 829 01:20:37,625 --> 01:20:39,792 Nice to meet you. I'm Latif. 830 01:20:42,375 --> 01:20:45,958 - And this is my daughter, Rebecca. - Hi, Rebecca. 831 01:20:46,083 --> 01:20:48,750 Latif... cool name. Where's it from? 832 01:20:49,583 --> 01:20:51,250 Surrey. 833 01:20:51,375 --> 01:20:53,667 Oh. OK, I meant... 834 01:20:54,542 --> 01:20:57,583 - Doesn't matter. - No, it's a Muslim name originally. 835 01:20:57,708 --> 01:20:59,708 I'm from Palestine. 836 01:21:00,792 --> 01:21:05,000 Well, Britain's all the better for having you here, my friend. 837 01:21:07,167 --> 01:21:09,125 OK. 838 01:21:09,250 --> 01:21:11,833 Er... drinks? Yes, let's... You want a drink? 839 01:21:11,958 --> 01:21:14,375 - Yes, please. - Right, er... OK. 840 01:21:14,500 --> 01:21:17,125 - What would you like, red or white? - Dad'll have red. 841 01:21:17,250 --> 01:21:19,792 I can't believe you knew the whole time. 842 01:21:19,917 --> 01:21:22,292 - You were supposed to be covering for me. - I was! 843 01:21:22,417 --> 01:21:25,875 I had to stay up every Saturday so you could get through that window! 844 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:29,250 You guys thought I didn't hear that? You were pissed off your head, love. 845 01:21:30,958 --> 01:21:33,000 But this one gave me no problems, though. 846 01:21:33,125 --> 01:21:35,917 All he loved doing on a weekend was homework. 847 01:21:36,042 --> 01:21:38,667 - That's not true! - Actually, it kind of is. 848 01:21:38,792 --> 01:21:41,875 I still haven't figured out how you managed straight As, 849 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:43,958 what with your teenage alcoholism and all. 850 01:21:48,458 --> 01:21:54,000 Hmm... do Max's artistic genes run in the family? 851 01:21:55,125 --> 01:21:57,750 - Artistic? - Wait, do you still draw? 852 01:21:58,417 --> 01:22:01,250 No, no, this man is crazy talented. 853 01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:03,958 - He's a born artist. - That's not... 854 01:22:04,083 --> 01:22:07,458 - When have you got time for that? - I haven't. It's a hobby. 855 01:22:14,708 --> 01:22:17,583 And Max tells us you're a performer. 856 01:22:17,708 --> 01:22:20,417 - Hmm... - A comedian, you said, Max. 857 01:22:20,542 --> 01:22:23,958 - Did he? - Get us a VIP table one day? 858 01:22:26,333 --> 01:22:29,125 What kind of material do you do? 859 01:22:29,250 --> 01:22:30,708 Erm... 860 01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:35,542 - Er, political stuff, I guess. - Mm-hmm... 861 01:22:35,667 --> 01:22:38,500 - I mean, it depends on the crowd I get. - How funny... 862 01:22:38,625 --> 01:22:42,333 You know I watch Have I Got News For You religiously? 863 01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:46,333 OK. My stuff's a little bit... 864 01:22:46,458 --> 01:22:49,667 Your glass is empty! I'm a bad host. 865 01:22:50,833 --> 01:22:53,708 - Good? - Yes, perfect. Thank you. 866 01:22:55,667 --> 01:22:58,833 - You still going to tennis? - Hmm, well... 867 01:22:58,958 --> 01:23:00,958 Is it Wednesdays still? 868 01:23:30,250 --> 01:23:34,250 'Feathers has been a true mother to us all, yeah? 869 01:23:34,375 --> 01:23:38,125 'So come down and pay your respects to her one last time.' 870 01:23:52,542 --> 01:23:54,500 They really liked you, I could tell. 871 01:23:56,125 --> 01:23:57,917 Mm-hmm... 872 01:23:58,042 --> 01:24:00,125 What? They did. 873 01:24:03,375 --> 01:24:05,833 Oh, come on, Max. 874 01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:09,333 You might as well have brought a cardboard-cutout for your date. 875 01:24:09,458 --> 01:24:11,708 I wasn't there. 876 01:24:12,875 --> 01:24:15,500 Just imagine if I'd turned up wearing like a... 877 01:24:16,958 --> 01:24:21,875 I don't know, like a turquoise tutu instead of this...hideous straight-jacket. 878 01:24:23,417 --> 01:24:25,042 Hey, that's... 879 01:24:26,542 --> 01:24:29,292 They really liked you. They did. 880 01:24:29,417 --> 01:24:32,000 It's just these things take time, don't they? 881 01:24:32,875 --> 01:24:34,667 Hmm... 882 01:24:37,042 --> 01:24:39,000 Layla, I never introduce boys to my family. 883 01:24:39,125 --> 01:24:42,542 - Stop calling me a boy, Max. - Sorry, I meant... 884 01:24:43,917 --> 01:24:47,083 - This was a really big deal for me... - Yeah. 885 01:24:48,875 --> 01:24:51,708 No, you're right, it was a big deal... for you. 886 01:24:51,833 --> 01:24:54,083 Hey... are you pissed? 887 01:24:55,667 --> 01:24:57,917 I just... 888 01:24:59,250 --> 01:25:02,167 I thought that went really well, all things considering. 889 01:25:05,208 --> 01:25:07,917 - All things considering? - Yeah. 890 01:25:10,792 --> 01:25:12,375 As in... 891 01:25:14,083 --> 01:25:16,542 No, it's fine. I'm not mad, erm... 892 01:25:19,792 --> 01:25:22,208 I'm gonna go to Feathers. 893 01:25:22,333 --> 01:25:26,000 - OK, I'll join you. - No, no, just please don't do that, OK? 894 01:25:26,125 --> 01:25:28,792 - Honestly, not this time. - What? 895 01:25:28,917 --> 01:25:32,277 Yeah, they're a bit square, but that doesn't mean that I don't love that side of you. 896 01:25:32,333 --> 01:25:34,333 You know I do. 897 01:25:35,625 --> 01:25:37,625 It's not just one side of me. 898 01:25:39,792 --> 01:25:41,917 Jesus Christ, I'm so tired. 899 01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:45,958 I'm so tired of... 900 01:25:47,250 --> 01:25:50,917 constantly feeling like I'm at a dressing-up party with you. 901 01:25:52,125 --> 01:25:55,625 One day, you want me all glittery, and the next, you make me dress 902 01:25:55,750 --> 01:25:59,083 like I'm basically at a fucking funeral for myself! 903 01:26:01,917 --> 01:26:04,042 I'm exhausted, Max. 904 01:26:05,167 --> 01:26:07,417 I don't make you do anything. 905 01:26:11,417 --> 01:26:12,833 Yeah. 906 01:26:15,667 --> 01:26:18,792 Yeah... you're right, it's me. 907 01:26:20,750 --> 01:26:23,958 It's me. I'm doing it to me. 908 01:26:25,250 --> 01:26:27,250 Doing what? What? 909 01:26:28,917 --> 01:26:30,917 You're doing it to yourself, too. 910 01:26:34,042 --> 01:26:36,500 Layla, Layla, listen. 911 01:26:37,417 --> 01:26:39,250 I love you. 912 01:26:39,375 --> 01:26:42,917 Hey, I love you. And I love you just as you are. 913 01:26:44,958 --> 01:26:47,750 Yeah, which me? Huh? 914 01:26:51,542 --> 01:26:53,708 - I can't... - What? 915 01:26:54,667 --> 01:26:56,417 I can't, I can't do this. 916 01:26:58,458 --> 01:27:01,958 I love you. I've never said that to anyone, so... 917 01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:07,292 You can't... I can't just... 918 01:27:08,667 --> 01:27:10,958 You know me better than anyone. 919 01:27:12,542 --> 01:27:14,917 Layla, you and I, Octopi... 920 01:27:19,875 --> 01:27:21,917 It's octopuses, Max. 921 01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:38,417 Sorry. 922 01:27:40,583 --> 01:27:42,042 I'm sorry. 923 01:28:22,667 --> 01:28:25,167 Now this is just pure drag! 924 01:28:38,375 --> 01:28:41,250 Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it... Pow! 925 01:28:41,375 --> 01:28:44,375 Udon on the chest! 926 01:28:46,542 --> 01:28:48,500 It'll stick on stone! 927 01:28:49,375 --> 01:28:51,708 Devastation! Ha-ha! 928 01:28:54,208 --> 01:28:56,625 - Oh, my nail! - Oh, no, where'd it go? 929 01:28:56,750 --> 01:28:59,500 - A moment for the nail. - May she rest in peace. 930 01:28:59,625 --> 01:29:03,000 - Bless the nail. - They! The nail is non-binary. 931 01:29:03,125 --> 01:29:06,542 - May they rest in peace. - May they rest in peace! 932 01:30:07,333 --> 01:30:09,292 - Hi. - Hi. 933 01:30:11,792 --> 01:30:16,292 - Er... can I come in? - Yes, sorry, of course. Hi! 934 01:30:44,667 --> 01:30:46,292 - That outfit... - No, no, please. 935 01:30:46,417 --> 01:30:48,434 I don't want you to make this into anything massive, OK? 936 01:30:48,458 --> 01:30:51,375 I was... about to say you look gorgeous. 937 01:30:52,458 --> 01:30:53,875 That's all. 938 01:31:12,750 --> 01:31:14,792 It's no big deal. 939 01:31:16,250 --> 01:31:18,083 No big deal? 940 01:31:18,833 --> 01:31:21,458 Do you remember what you did the first time I tried make-up on? 941 01:31:21,583 --> 01:31:23,708 Well, I was a teenager. 942 01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:27,042 I was scared for you. 943 01:31:29,667 --> 01:31:35,083 Seriously, is... is that why you've been pretending I don't exist this whole time? 944 01:31:36,750 --> 01:31:39,625 Do you how hard it's been dealing with Mama and Baba all by myself? 945 01:31:39,750 --> 01:31:41,417 I know... 946 01:31:45,750 --> 01:31:47,917 I just couldn't risk it, so... 947 01:31:48,833 --> 01:31:51,583 But you've never even given me a chance. 948 01:31:52,833 --> 01:31:54,250 You just... 949 01:31:55,458 --> 01:31:57,000 disappeared. 950 01:32:00,792 --> 01:32:02,417 I'm sorry. 951 01:32:06,583 --> 01:32:08,750 Really, I am. I'm sorry. 952 01:32:18,458 --> 01:32:19,917 Me, too. 953 01:32:25,625 --> 01:32:27,792 Well, I'm really glad you're here, Latif. 954 01:32:33,375 --> 01:32:35,542 It's, er... Layla. 955 01:32:38,833 --> 01:32:40,208 Layla. 956 01:33:02,083 --> 01:33:05,375 - That outfit is beautiful. - Thank you. 957 01:33:05,500 --> 01:33:09,958 - Thank you for coming, you'll love it. - I've not seen them do this before. 958 01:33:38,167 --> 01:33:40,750 Hey, we got a lighting change.70058

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