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Watching porn instead of fucking girls?
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Pity, when you have them all around you.
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Don't believe me?
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Just visit myxmeet .com and believe for
yourselves.
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Myxmeet .com has been connecting all the
info about lots of horny, lone girls
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and moms in your neighborhood.
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It is unlike any other dating site. This
is where you can fuck real girls.
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It won't cost you anything to just take
a look at it.
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All you need is an email ID. No such
bullshit.
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Just visit myxmeet .com and even you
cannot come back without fucking.
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How about that?
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Now go and fuck girls who want you to.
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Thank me later.
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Secret tip.
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Probably the only you can fuck the best
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away by others.
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Guys, time is ticking and you are losing
real fun.
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Just visit myxmeat .com right now.
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My mom told me the same thing.
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This is silly. We obviously both don't
have to be here.
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You can go.
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No way. You can go. I'm going to stay
here and enjoy my weekend, okay?
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Hey, Mom.
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Hope you're enjoying your honeymoon.
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So, I'm back at the house, and your
husband's son is saying that he's
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to be house -sitting?
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I mean, you asked me to do it.
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Are you serious?
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Mom.
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I don't want to do that. Come on.
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Okay, fine.
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I will do this for you, but you better
bring me back a bomb -ass present from
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that event.
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Okay?
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Love you too.
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Yeah, bye.
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Excuse me.
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So apparently we're supposed to spend
this weekend getting to know each other
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and forming some type of step -sibling
bond or something.
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Whatever. Look, as long as we get to
watch the game, I don't really care
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any of that, okay?
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You realize that they don't have cable,
right?
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What? Yeah, they don't even own a TV.
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How is that even possible?
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You realize that my mom is a huge
hippie, right?
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I guess your dad doesn't care, really.
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Um, well, okay, look.
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Let me check my phone. I can watch it on
my phone real quick.
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No fucking service?
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Yeah, duh.
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Look outside.
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We're in boonies.
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Fuck.
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What's the Wi -Fi password, huh? You got
the Wi -Fi password, right?
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Do you really think that if they don't
own a TV that they have Wi -Fi?
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What the fuck am I supposed to do all
this?
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Like... Well, I'm...
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Well, that's all cool for you, but what
the fuck am I supposed to do all
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weekend?
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I don't know.
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You could try quieting your mind.
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Have you heard of meditation?
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Middles.
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What are you doing?
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Look, I'm bored, okay? I don't want to
be here in silence all fucking weekend.
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Okay? All right, look.
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I think in that hallway, in one of the
little cupboard drawers, is a deck of
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cards.
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Go get it.
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We'll do something.
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All right.
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We'll be back.
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Found it!
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Whoop -de -doo.
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Check this out.
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Got an idea.
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How about we play some poker?
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I don't know.
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It's kind of boring if you're not
betting anything.
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And we're getting cash with me, so...
Well, look.
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Come on. I don't think... You know what?
Alright.
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Why don't we do it for something else?
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Like what?
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Well, back at my dorm, we used to play
strip poker if all the girls weren't
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stuck up.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Uh, isn't that kind of weird?
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You're... Watching porn instead of
fucking girls?
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Pity. When you have them all around you.
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Don't believe me?
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Just visit myxmeet .com and believe for
yourselves.
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MyExMeet .com has been connecting all
the info about lots of horny, lone girls
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and moms in your neighborhood.
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It is unlike any other dating site. This
is where you can fuck real girls.
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It won't cost you anything to just take
a look at it.
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All you need is an email ID. No such
bullshit.
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Just visit MyExMeet .com and even you
cannot come back without fucking.
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How about that?
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Now go and fuck girls who want you to.
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Thank me later.
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Secret tip.
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Probably the only you can fuck the best
girls in MILF until they are snatched
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away by others.
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Guys, time is ticking and you are losing
real fun.
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Just visit myxmeet .com right now.
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You're good.
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Jack squat.
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All right.
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Okay,
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fine. So what now?
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We'll keep playing.
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Bruh, I'm out of clothes in case you
didn't notice.
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What else are we going to play for?
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Losing isn't enough.
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Come on. I need this comeback.
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I got to make you pay.
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If I win, I get to drive your car for a
year.
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Hell no!
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No way. I'm sorry. There is nothing
worth risking for that. Plus, there's
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nothing that I really want from you that
badly.
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Oh, really?
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There's nothing I have that can tempt
you?
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That's what I said.
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Nothing. Oh.
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Well.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Well, if you want to play that game, if
I win, I get to fuck that ass.
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Let's go.
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Read them and weep.
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Not so fast, huh?
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Bam. Right there. Look at that.
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All me.
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No. No. No. You didn't. I did.
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I did.
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Oh my god. I know.
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What the fuck is that?
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Did you cheat?
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I don't fucking cheat. I'm just good.
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It's a tough day. Holy shit.
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What the fuck?
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Yeah. Read him in a week.
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You know.
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What? You're just going to fuck me now?
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No, no. Not like that. I'm going to make
you shake your ass for me.
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Kind of break it down.
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The practical use of your yoga skills
that you have, right?
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I hate you so fucking much. That's
right.
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That's right.
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Can you get this? I don't even want to
see the fucking card.
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And these fucking keys, either.
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Oh, man.
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I don't want to see it.
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If you could hate.
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I don't know.
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I mean, it's just kind of...
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You know you're my stepbrother and all
that.
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Fuck.
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I didn't like that.
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You know, I changed my mind.
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Definitely not weird at all.
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Watching porn instead of fucking girls?
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Pity, when you have them all around you.
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Don't believe me?
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Just visit myxmeet .com and believe for
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Myxmeet .com has been connecting all the
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and moms in your neighborhood.
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It is unlike any other dating site.
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This is where you can fuck real girls.
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It won't cost you anything to just take
a look at it.
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you need is an email ID.
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No such bullshit.
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Just visit myxmeet .com and even you
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How about that?
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Now go and fuck girls who want you to.
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Thank me later.
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Secret tip.
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Probably the only you can fuck the best
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away by others.
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Guys, time is ticking and you are losing
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Just visit myxmeat .com right now.
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I think it's time to cash in on that
win, huh?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. You ready for that?
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Oh, I'm ready. Oh, I know you are.
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Oh,
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I can't hang it.
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Good thing I'm not a soldier.
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Hmm.
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Oh.
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It is unlike any other dating site.
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This is where you can fuck real girls.
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It won't cost you anything to just take
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All you need is an email.
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Just visit myxmeet .com and even you
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Now go and fuck girls who want you to.
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Thank me later.
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Secret tip.
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Probably the only you can fuck the best
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Just visit myxmeet .com right now.
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That's good.
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Watching porn instead of fucking girls?
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Pity, when you have them all around you.
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Don't believe me?
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Just visit myxmeet .com and believe for
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It is unlike any other dating site. This
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Thank me later.
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Secret tip.
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I love watching you guys.
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Fuck.
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Watching porn instead of fucking girls?
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Pity, when you have them all around you.
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Don't believe me?
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and moms in your neighborhood.
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It is unlike any other dating site. This
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It won't cost you anything to just take
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No such bullshit.
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Just visit myxmeet .com and even you
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Thank me later.
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Secret tip.
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Probably the only you can fuck the best
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oh god it feels so good i can
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feel it
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That feels so fucking good.
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Fuck you.
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Watching porn instead of fucking girls?
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Pity, when you have them all around you.
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and moms in your neighborhood.
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It is unlike any other dating site. This
is where you can fuck real girls.
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It won't cost you anything to just take
a look at it.
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All you need is an email ID.
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No such bullshit.
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Just visit myxmeet .com and even you
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