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Previously on
Desperate Housewives.
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Renee had good news.
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We're getting married.
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Oh! How wonderful!
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Gabby's talent for shopping
became an opportunity.
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The personal shopper job?
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For you, my dear,
it is a calling.
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Things heated up
between Tom and Lynette.
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Oh, my God.
I'm on fire!
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MJ and Susanbegan their recoveryafter Mike's death.
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Sweetie.
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The police questioned Bree
and advanced their case.
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Judge Kemp
just signed off
on that warrant.
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That was fast.
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Sooner I can prove she's guilty,
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sooner I can
watch her pay for it.
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When it came
to throwing a bridal shower,
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Bree Van De Kamp believed
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that everything should be done
with taste and dignity.
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There should bepersonalizedparty favors,
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delicate pastel flowers,
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elegant refreshments,
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and she insisted on
traditional gifts,
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even if they received
an untraditional response.
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What the hell?
Mixing bowls?
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Nesting mixing bowls.
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Come on.
This is a shower.
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Isn't there one gift
over there that's,
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you know, buzzing?
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Ah! I know
just the one.
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Here we go.
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I use mine all the time.
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I used to do it by hand,
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but this gets the job
done so much faster.
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Ah! Now we're talking.
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It's a brand-new
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immersion blender?
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Now you can puree soups
right in the pot!
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So, is every gift
gonna be kitchen-related?
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Well, that's the theme
that I had letter-pressed
on the invitations.
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Okay, I might have
to send someone out
on a beer run.
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Well, I'm sorry
to disappoint you,
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but if you're looking
for that kind of shower,
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you're in the wrong place.
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Oh! Bree, can I talk
to you for a second?
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Okay, so I had a feeling
your shower might
be kind of a dud,
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so I may have sort of
hired a male stripper.
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Gabby, you didn't!
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There he is.
So, yay!
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No! Male strippers
are beyond degrading.
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And I don't choose
to be humiliated
in my own home.
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Now, please, get rid of them.
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Bree Van De Kamp?
We have a warrant
for your arrest.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She also has the
right to remain horny.
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Listen, change of plans...
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Ma'am, I'm gonna
need you to stand aside.
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Just take the money and go.
And tell the agency,
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three dumpy strippers
does not equal one hot one.
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What?
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You're under arrest
for the murder
of Ramon Sanchez.
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What? Oh, my God!
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Bree, what's going on?
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I'm sure it's just
a misunderstanding.
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Is there anything we can do?
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Yes, I just put
the mini-quiches
in the oven.
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Would you be a dear
and take them out
before they burn?
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Yes,Bree Van De Kampbelieved in doing
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everything with dignity,
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even in the mostundignifiedof circumstances.
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Sometimes, no matter
how much we plan,
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things don't turn out
the way we expect.
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A sterling reputation
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may become tarnished.
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A clear explanation
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might get messy.
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An ideal arrangement
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could fall apart in a flash.
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And one person may end up
paying the price
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for a crime that everyone
thought was shared.
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Honey, are you okay?
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Yeah, thanks to Bob.
He bailed me out.
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What happened?
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What do they
have on you?
Very little.
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Orson's
ridiculous letter, which
is inadmissible in court,
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since he's gone.
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And a very cryptic
phone conversation,
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which can easily
be explained away.
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Oh, thank God.
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Well, they also have
Bree's fingerprint.
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On what?
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A button on the victim's shirt.
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When we were
wrapping him up
in the tablecloth,
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I noticed that his
shirt was unbuttoned.
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You tidied up the dead guy?
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I felt it
was respectful
at the time.
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Obviously I see things
differently now.
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Well, we're not
gonna let her take
the blame for this.
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Yeah, we're all
in this together.
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
If we confess, they'll
find out about Carlos,
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and they could put
him away forever.
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So, what,
we let Bree take
the fall for us?
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Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
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No, I'm just saying
we should think this
through.
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Ladies, stop!
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Nothing is gonna happen to me.
The police have no case.
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And of all of us,
I am in the best position
to take this on right now.
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I have no job,
no small children
to look after...
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But you do have
a halo over your head.
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Yeah, Bree. That's
incredibly generous.
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Bob, you swear you're
gonna get her off, right?
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Actually,
she needs a criminal
defense attorney.
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I know the perfect guy.
He's a real shark.
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He's not cheap,
but he's worth it.
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Well, obviously we're
gonna pay for it.
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Yes.
You don't have to do that.
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No arguing. You are doing
something huge for us.
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Well, thank you,
but I promise you
it's not going to be huge
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because nothing
is going to happen.
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I swear to God,
this woman is guilty.
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If she walks,
I am gonna lose it.
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You don't have to convince me,
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but a jury's
a whole other story.
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There's no motive,
no connection
to the victim...
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Yeah, well, then we have
to find one, all right? Fast.
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Are you sure you're not
overreacting because she
dumped your partner?
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I don't think
she just dumped him.
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I think she might be
the reason Chuck's dead.
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Come on.
We need to keep digging.
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No. No way.
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Carlos...
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I am not gonna let
Bree take the fall
for a crime I committed!
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Okay, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
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Before you do anything
stupid and macho and noble,
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just sit your ass down
and listen to me!
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Or stand your ass there
and listen to me.
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You can't turn yourself in!
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Why not?
I'm the one who did it.
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You've already
been to jail twice.
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You get a third strike,
they're gonna put you
away for life.
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So, what, I'm supposed
to send Bree in my place?
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Bree's not going anywhere.
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The evidence
against her
is very flimsy.
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And we're getting her some
hotshot defense attorney.
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"We"? Who is "we"?
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The girls and I.
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We decided since
Bree's in the hot seat,
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the least we could do
is pay her legal fees.
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And I'm all in favor of that.
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But how are we
supposed to afford this?
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I just quit my job.
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And I have a lead
on a non-profit,
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but it is hardly
gonna pay anything.
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Okay, relax.
Or, like, sit down.
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Look,
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I'm working now.
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No offense,
but I don't think
personal shoppers make
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"hotshot defense
attorney" money.
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Okay, seriously,
you need to keep
your mouth shut
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and lie low until this
Bree thing plays out.
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I just wish that there was
something I could do.
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Carlos, look,
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this is one of those times
when the best thing
you can do is do nothing.
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What about his suits?
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I'm giving it all away.
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It's what Mike would've wanted.
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I think I'll keep these.
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MJ always says he's gotta
"fill Daddy's shoes."
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So if I save a pair,
someday he will know
that he did.
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Are you crying?
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No. No.
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Can you grab that
stuff on the shelf?
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Yeah.
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What's this?
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I don't know.
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Never seen it before.
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Hmm. I'll grab
Mike's keys.
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Maybe you opening it
is not a good idea.
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Why not?
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Because it's in your house,
in your bedroom,
but it's locked.
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So, maybe Mike didn't want
you to know what was in it.
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That's ridiculous.
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I have a box like this
in my house that I would
not want Bob to see.
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Why? What's in it?
No, don't answer that.
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It's probably just
papers and stuff.
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You're probably right.
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But, if it's something else,
you may not want to know.
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Well, what do you suggest I do?
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Throw it away?
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Keep it on the shelf?
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Okay, how about this?
You go make yourself
a nice cup of tea.
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I will open it,
and if it's just papers,
I'll tell you.
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And if it's something else?
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I will decide
if you should see it.
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I'm just trying to
protect you, Susan.
Men have secrets.
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Mike didn't.
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He kind of did.
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Hey, thanks for
bringing that over.
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You can keep it.
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Who thinks a cake stand's
a good gift for
a bridal shower?
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Me. I gave it to you.
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Oh!
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Well, you owe me
a less sucky present.
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And, by the way,
I think you guys owe me
a whole new shower.
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I mean, when the host
gets arrested for murder,
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kind of puts a damper on things.
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Yeah, weird.
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And what's up with
the cops in this town?
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Last week they hauled
Ben in about some body
they found. Now Bree?
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I'm sure
they'll straighten it out.
Thanks again for this.
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Who's the cake for?
Tom.
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It's his birthday tomorrow
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and I am implementing
phase two of
Operation Get Tom Back.
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I'm guessing phase
one was a success.
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It was great.
Right up until
he caught on fire
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and then realized
the entire evening
had been a web of lies.
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But right before that,
there was this moment,
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this look between us,
like we were
Tom and Lynette again.
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Really?
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I could see it in his eyes.
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Tom still loves me.
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So, birthday boy,
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what do you want to do
for your big day tomorrow?
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Just go out for
dinner or something.
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That's it?
I could have a party.
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Invite your friends over,
open up some champagne...
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You don't have to
worry about that.
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The kids are throwing me
a little party Thursday.
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Oh! Well, then I guess
we'll have to come up
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with some other way
to celebrate.
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Sounds good.
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Hey, aren't you
forgetting something?
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Oh!
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Thank you.
But I meant your
divorce papers.
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Oh!
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As much as I have enjoyed
sleeping next to them for
the past three weeks,
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maybe they could
make their way over to
Lynette sometime soon?
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It's just been
so hectic at work.
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I haven't had a second
to call the process server.
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No, but anybody can
deliver them, right?
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I mean, what about
your assistant?
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I don't think that
that's appropriate.
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Well, I could have
the messenger...
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Jane, honey, it'll get done.
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I'm just really busy right now.
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Okay.
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I love you,
247
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,835
and I look forward
to spending many more
birthdays together.
248
00:11:49,859 --> 00:11:51,459
You are the best.
249
00:11:51,528 --> 00:11:53,778
And now I really am late.
I will see you tonight.
250
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,135
Bob just called.
I gotta run.
251
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,510
Whoa! Whoa! Hang on.
What about the box?
252
00:12:08,578 --> 00:12:09,644
Huh? The what?
253
00:12:09,712 --> 00:12:11,495
The box.
254
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,098
That's in your hands.
255
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:17,702
Oh, the box!
I actually couldn't open it.
256
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,064
You were up there
for 20 minutes.
257
00:12:19,088 --> 00:12:20,654
Yeah, I fell asleep.
258
00:12:20,723 --> 00:12:22,923
Man, you have
a comfortable bed!
Talk to you later.
259
00:12:24,528 --> 00:12:25,768
Oh, my God.
260
00:12:26,262 --> 00:12:27,779
Is it that bad?
261
00:12:28,898 --> 00:12:30,448
Listen to me.
262
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:34,769
Mike is not defined by what
is or isn't inside this box.
263
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:37,938
Okay, I have a right
to know. I'm his wife.
264
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,842
I know. I'm just trying to
protect both of you guys.
265
00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:42,660
Lee...
Susan, please.
266
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,462
Trust me on this.
267
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:14,292
Hi. Welcome to Cumberly's
personal shopping service.
268
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:15,938
Can I help you with something?
269
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:19,330
I see we have
very similar taste.
270
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:22,333
I always work
with Margaret.
Is she here?
271
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,879
Oh! You don't
want Margaret.
272
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:27,249
Her idea of fashion is
wearing one normal shoe
and one clunky shoe.
273
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,523
She has a prosthetic leg.
274
00:13:29,592 --> 00:13:31,752
And that's why she's my hero.
275
00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:38,349
Lazaro, what gives?
You said I'd be kicking ass
at this job.
276
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:40,934
It takes time to build
a client base, Gabby.
277
00:13:41,003 --> 00:13:42,353
Stick with it, okay?
278
00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:44,584
Five, six months from now,
you'll be our top seller.
279
00:13:44,608 --> 00:13:46,758
Six months? I don't have
that kind of time.
280
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,076
I need money quick.
281
00:13:48,144 --> 00:13:50,178
Well, I'm sorry.
282
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,886
Most of the ladies
who come in here already
have a personal shopper.
283
00:13:53,616 --> 00:13:56,417
You know, you could try
the men's department.
284
00:13:56,486 --> 00:13:58,767
You would be very
persuasive over there.
285
00:13:59,389 --> 00:14:00,888
Huh!
286
00:14:00,957 --> 00:14:03,397
Well, I've always been
able to get men to buy
things for me.
287
00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:06,244
How hard could it be
to get them to buy things
from me?
288
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,658
Just wear something sexy,
show a little cleavage,
289
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,459
and maybe lose the wedding ring.
290
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,827
Seriously?
Oh! Yes.
291
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,996
Guys tend to spend
more when they think
292
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,564
they have a shot
with the hot salesgirl.
293
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,416
Lazaro...
I know.
294
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,117
It's demeaning
and degrading.
I shouldn't have even...
295
00:14:19,141 --> 00:14:21,487
No, no, no.
No, I just need to know,
should I lose the jacket?
296
00:14:21,511 --> 00:14:25,145
'Cause these things
are a lot more persuasive
when they're out.
297
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:26,781
Mmm-hmm.
298
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,472
I don't care what
the D.A. says.
299
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,276
There's no case!
My guy's innocent.
300
00:14:39,362 --> 00:14:41,228
Please stop calling it a body.
301
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:44,699
It's a foot, an ear,
and a flap of skin.
302
00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:46,679
Do these have raisins?
'Cause that grosses me out.
303
00:14:46,703 --> 00:14:48,080
No.
No. Okay.
304
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:51,572
Look, I gotta go.
My 11:00 is here.
Yeah, okay.
305
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,858
Sorry I'm late.
306
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,521
Not a problem,
Mr. Weston.
307
00:14:55,545 --> 00:14:56,577
Mmm.
308
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,286
Call me Trip.
309
00:14:58,881 --> 00:15:00,414
This is amazing.
310
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,763
Well, I don't like to brag,
but I am famous for my
orange-glazed muffins.
311
00:15:03,787 --> 00:15:07,521
Yeah, Bob said
that you were one
hell of a baker.
312
00:15:07,590 --> 00:15:09,724
But he didn't tell me
much about your case.
313
00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:12,827
Well, the whole thing
is quite ridiculous.
314
00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:15,379
The police found a dead man
at a construction site,
315
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,542
and they think
that I killed him.
316
00:15:17,566 --> 00:15:20,667
Well, everyone's guilty
until proven innocent.
317
00:15:20,736 --> 00:15:22,519
They must have something on you.
318
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:26,007
Well, they did receive
a letter from my ex-husband
saying I did it.
319
00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:27,208
Well, that's nothing.
320
00:15:27,276 --> 00:15:29,076
The guy's got a vendetta
against you, right?
321
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:30,978
Yes, he does.
322
00:15:31,047 --> 00:15:34,410
Oh! And then there's
a slightly more damning
phone conversation
323
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,785
in which I expressed remorse for
324
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,571
putting a body in the ground.
325
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:44,392
Big deal.
You were talking about
burying a dead pet.
326
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,078
I suppose I was.
327
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,491
And then the police
claim to have found
328
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:52,116
one of my fingerprints
on the dead man's shirt.
329
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,185
Hmm.
330
00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:56,254
That's bad, right?
331
00:15:57,723 --> 00:16:02,210
Actually, I think
that it's noble,
332
00:16:02,278 --> 00:16:05,046
noble that you
donate so much of your
clothing to Goodwill.
333
00:16:05,115 --> 00:16:08,282
And a shame that
that poor sap ended
up with your shirt.
334
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:15,072
Bob was wrong.
You're not good,
you're amazing!
335
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,186
So you'll take my case?
336
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,210
Nope.
337
00:16:19,028 --> 00:16:20,277
"Nope"?
338
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:23,981
No offense,
but it's kind of a snooze.
339
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:26,278
Excuse me, but I have
been accused of murder.
340
00:16:26,302 --> 00:16:27,913
My life is on the line here.
341
00:16:27,937 --> 00:16:31,739
Please. What jury is gonna
convict you with your pearls,
342
00:16:31,808 --> 00:16:36,343
and your perfect hair,
and your subtle scent
of lavender.
343
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,692
Well, I would think that a
lawyer would enjoy defending
an innocent client.
344
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:43,334
You would
think so, wouldn't you?
But I love a challenge.
345
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:46,137
Last year I defended
a guy who was found
346
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:49,540
standing over his
dead father with a
bloody knife in his hand.
347
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:53,277
Not only
did I exonerate
his guilty ass,
348
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:56,196
I got him 50% of the estate.
349
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,365
That is reprehensible!
350
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,533
Thank you.
351
00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:05,556
I'm sorry, Ms. Van De Kamp,
but this is just...
It's too easy.
352
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:09,394
I mean, people who are
famous for their muffins,
353
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,395
not generally killers.
354
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,775
Good morning.
My name is Gabrielle.
355
00:17:40,843 --> 00:17:43,305
I'm a personal
shopper here.
Can I help you?
356
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:46,597
No, no, no. I'm just trying
to find the men's department.
357
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,032
I need some socks.
358
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:51,302
I can help you
with that. May I?
359
00:17:55,592 --> 00:17:59,794
Oh! You're right.
These ankles deserve
so much better.
360
00:17:59,863 --> 00:18:01,428
You think?
361
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,708
I've always thought they
were just average ankles.
362
00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:05,866
Average?
They're exquisite.
363
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:07,753
Ooh!
364
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,070
Do you work out?
365
00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:13,690
I do a little mall walking, yes.
366
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:19,130
Well, I don't say
this to every man,
367
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:22,518
but you've
got the perfect ankles
for cashmere.
368
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,462
Let me show you a few pairs.
369
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,942
40 bucks for socks?
370
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:34,979
I know, there's just
something irresistible
about cashmere.
371
00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,348
Promise me you won't
buy one of these
cashmere sweaters.
372
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,194
I wouldn't be able to
keep my hands off you.
373
00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,384
Well...
374
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,017
I really just need the tie.
375
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,974
How can you take the tie
without the blazer?
376
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,609
With your shoulders,
377
00:18:48,678 --> 00:18:53,113
and this color up against
that beautiful silver hair.
378
00:18:53,182 --> 00:18:55,749
I'm sorry,
I lost myself there
for a moment.
379
00:18:57,403 --> 00:19:00,104
Ooh! Hello,
George Clooney!
380
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,539
It's just so expensive.
I don't know.
381
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:06,210
You know what? Maybe
I should measure that
inseam one more time.
382
00:19:09,599 --> 00:19:11,916
What if it was drugs?
383
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,418
Seriously?
I just fell asleep.
384
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,656
This baby's been
working on her
black belt.
385
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,291
I'm just saying,
386
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,543
Mike had a drug problem,
those things never go away.
387
00:19:23,613 --> 00:19:25,379
I'm sure it was
nothing like that.
388
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:27,672
You're right.
389
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,903
It's probably porn.
390
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:35,206
And you know what?
I'm cool with that.
391
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:37,634
As long as it was nothing weird.
392
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:39,643
Oh, God.
393
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:40,661
You think it was
something weird?
394
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:41,730
Stop.
395
00:19:41,797 --> 00:19:44,665
Just trust Lee.
396
00:19:44,734 --> 00:19:47,969
If he thinks
you shouldn't
see in the box...
397
00:19:48,037 --> 00:19:49,148
Well, you don't
want to find something
398
00:19:49,172 --> 00:19:51,138
that would tarnish
your memories of Mike.
399
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,726
You're absolutely right.
400
00:19:57,313 --> 00:19:59,274
I should just leave this alone.
401
00:20:02,318 --> 00:20:03,534
Susan? It's...
402
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:05,030
2:00 the morning.
I know.
403
00:20:05,054 --> 00:20:06,732
But I can't sleep and
I am never gonna sleep
404
00:20:06,756 --> 00:20:08,500
until I know what's
inside that box.
405
00:20:08,524 --> 00:20:10,552
So you can either let me in now,
406
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,754
or we can do this again
at 3:00 and then at 4:00
and then at...
407
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:13,928
Thank you.
408
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,217
So, there's this passport,
letters from his mom,
409
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:21,452
a really cute picture
of you and MJ...
410
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,153
Just get to it.
411
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,590
And a checkbook.
412
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,525
Apparently he set up
an account eight years ago.
413
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,774
That's when we were divorced.
414
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,297
And every month since,
415
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,866
he's written
a check to some woman
named Jennie Hernandez.
416
00:20:39,288 --> 00:20:41,038
I've never heard of her.
417
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:44,158
This is her address.
418
00:20:44,227 --> 00:20:46,493
Somewhere in Mount Pleasant.
419
00:20:55,738 --> 00:20:57,604
Oh, my God.
420
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,139
Any chance those are MJ's?
421
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:00,792
No.
422
00:21:01,811 --> 00:21:03,110
Well, maybe it's...
423
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,246
We both know what it is.
424
00:21:07,149 --> 00:21:09,189
There's a child out there.
425
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,070
Mike's child.
426
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:21,962
77, 78, 79, 80...
427
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,180
Hi, Lynette.
428
00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:25,866
81, 82, 83, 84...
429
00:21:25,934 --> 00:21:26,934
What are you doing?
430
00:21:27,002 --> 00:21:28,079
85...
Making Tom a cake.
431
00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:29,370
86, 87...
432
00:21:29,438 --> 00:21:33,874
Gosh, how old is he
gonna be? 46, 47, 48.
433
00:21:33,942 --> 00:21:37,811
We have dinner
reservations at 7:15.
Or was it 7:16, 7:17?
434
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:41,715
Nice try.
But I am like Rain Man.
98, 99, 100.
435
00:21:41,784 --> 00:21:43,417
Sorry to bother you.
436
00:21:43,486 --> 00:21:45,364
Penny and Parker
left this stuff
over at our place,
437
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:47,087
so I thought I'd drop it by.
438
00:21:47,155 --> 00:21:51,074
Thanks. I see they're
making lab coats a lot
tighter than they used to.
439
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:55,262
I see they're
making sweatpants
just as baggy as always.
440
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,716
Besides, I'm not going to work.
441
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,218
I'm taking Tom
to his favorite
restaurant because,
442
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:03,887
you know, it's his birthday.
443
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,022
Yeah. I know.
444
00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:08,925
That's why I'm making
him his favorite cake.
445
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:13,196
Looks appetizing.
Don't forget to
add the eye of newt.
446
00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:15,549
'Cause it's green?
It's a funny story.
447
00:22:15,618 --> 00:22:16,795
When Tom and I
were first dating,
448
00:22:16,819 --> 00:22:19,520
he wanted a red velvet
cake for his birthday.
449
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:22,990
But I only had
green food coloring,
and he liked it anyway.
450
00:22:23,058 --> 00:22:24,903
So it's become a tradition.
451
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:29,597
One we have shared for 25 years.
452
00:22:29,665 --> 00:22:31,965
And I think we're
gonna keep sharing it.
453
00:22:32,034 --> 00:22:35,469
Lynette,
stop embarrassing yourself.
Tom is through with you.
454
00:22:35,538 --> 00:22:39,907
We have a family together.
You don't just
throw that away.
455
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,811
Until you do.
456
00:22:43,879 --> 00:22:45,591
Mmm-hmm.
What is that?
457
00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:46,747
Your divorce papers.
458
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:53,170
Tom already signed them.
Now it's your turn.
459
00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,010
What the hell?
460
00:23:01,163 --> 00:23:02,630
Oh, my God!
461
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,876
You look beautiful.
Aw!
462
00:23:15,945 --> 00:23:19,065
You're just saying that
because it's obvious.
463
00:23:19,465 --> 00:23:21,332
I'll be home for dinner.
464
00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:25,402
Oh! By the way,
think you could
mix things up?
465
00:23:25,471 --> 00:23:27,321
I'm getting a little
tired of chicken.
466
00:23:27,390 --> 00:23:28,989
You forgot something.
467
00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:30,724
Oh!
468
00:23:30,793 --> 00:23:32,059
That.
469
00:23:32,127 --> 00:23:33,493
Here's the thing.
470
00:23:33,562 --> 00:23:35,829
It's better for business
if I don't wear it.
471
00:23:35,898 --> 00:23:37,414
Really?
472
00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:39,216
I have a lot of
rich men as clients.
473
00:23:39,284 --> 00:23:42,352
If I flirt with them,
they buy more stuff,
which means I make more money,
474
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:46,390
and you can cook something
other than chicken for dinner.
475
00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,103
You know what?
I'm not comfortable with
476
00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:50,638
you dressing like
that and flirting
with those guys.
477
00:23:50,662 --> 00:23:53,130
Oh! Honey, you have
nothing to worry about.
478
00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:55,132
They're just a bunch
of nerds with money.
479
00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:56,766
This just helps.
480
00:23:56,835 --> 00:23:58,846
You can't dress for church
if you want to move the merch.
481
00:23:58,870 --> 00:23:59,870
Gabby...
482
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:01,183
Gotta shake your rear to
483
00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:02,850
get them to
buy the gear.
Gabby.
484
00:24:02,874 --> 00:24:04,219
You want to sell some knits,
you better flash...
485
00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:07,293
Gabby! I got it.
486
00:24:07,362 --> 00:24:10,080
Too bad. I have,
like, 15 more.
487
00:24:10,148 --> 00:24:11,448
See you tonight.
488
00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:28,999
Lynette?
What are you doing here?
489
00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:31,413
Jane's meeting me
for my birthday.
490
00:24:31,437 --> 00:24:34,871
Jane's running late.
She had a little trouble
with your cake.
491
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:37,261
You signed this?
492
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,761
How did you get these?
493
00:24:40,830 --> 00:24:44,531
They were handed
to me personally
by your new roommate.
494
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:45,949
Answer the question.
495
00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:49,085
I did not ask Jane
to bring these to you.
I swear.
496
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,488
It doesn't matter
if Jane brought them.
497
00:24:51,557 --> 00:24:53,877
He's gonna need
a few more minutes.
498
00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:57,244
Look, I'm taken
a little off guard here.
499
00:24:57,313 --> 00:24:58,745
Can we talk about this later?
500
00:24:58,814 --> 00:25:01,414
This is your signature,
isn't it?
501
00:25:01,483 --> 00:25:03,383
Yes.
When did you sign it?
502
00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:07,321
I don't know.
A while ago, I guess.
503
00:25:07,389 --> 00:25:09,601
You guess? Jeez,
this isn't a gym
membership,
504
00:25:09,625 --> 00:25:11,219
this is for
the dissolution
of our marriage.
505
00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:12,676
Look, I know!
506
00:25:13,779 --> 00:25:15,339
You think I don't know?
507
00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:18,949
This is hard for me, too, okay?
508
00:25:21,286 --> 00:25:22,720
But you gotta believe me,
509
00:25:22,788 --> 00:25:25,422
there is no way
I meant for Jane
to bring this to you.
510
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,743
Then just tell me.
What is it you do mean?
511
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:37,167
Do you want to end our marriage?
512
00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:13,303
Sorry!
513
00:26:14,206 --> 00:26:15,206
Sorry.
514
00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:19,676
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
515
00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:22,579
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
516
00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:27,151
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
517
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,834
Please, talk to me.
518
00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:50,040
You know, it's just that
you've had so much
going on lately, I...
519
00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:53,108
You know, I thought it
would be helpful if I took
the papers over for you.
520
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:58,031
On what planet is you
521
00:26:58,100 --> 00:27:02,953
serving my wife
divorce papers
a good idea?
522
00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:04,871
I thought I was
doing you a favor.
523
00:27:04,940 --> 00:27:08,842
Me a favor?
Really? Me?
524
00:27:08,911 --> 00:27:11,178
Fine! Us!
525
00:27:11,247 --> 00:27:13,047
I just want us to move forward.
526
00:27:13,115 --> 00:27:15,749
I can't stand this
"one foot in,
one foot out" thing
527
00:27:15,817 --> 00:27:17,384
that you've got
going with your ex.
528
00:27:17,453 --> 00:27:18,693
It's not what I signed up for.
529
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,555
I told you I would
take care of it.
530
00:27:21,623 --> 00:27:23,907
Now is not the time.
531
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:26,810
It's never the time, Tom,
until you make it the time.
532
00:27:26,878 --> 00:27:29,223
You don't just
throw papers at
someone and say,
533
00:27:29,247 --> 00:27:31,065
"Here, sign this.
534
00:27:31,133 --> 00:27:33,711
"Everything that
we have known and
worked for is over."
535
00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:36,270
It's not that easy.
536
00:27:36,338 --> 00:27:38,471
It is when you know
what you want.
537
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:44,928
Tom, I love you.
538
00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:46,207
But if we're gonna be together,
539
00:27:46,231 --> 00:27:47,925
you've gotta
stop thinking
about her needs
540
00:27:47,949 --> 00:27:50,000
and start thinking about mine.
541
00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:54,638
I am always gonna
care about Lynette.
542
00:27:57,492 --> 00:28:00,476
She's the mother of my children.
543
00:28:03,949 --> 00:28:07,951
So you need to
decide whether
you can live with that.
544
00:28:18,764 --> 00:28:20,330
It's gonna be okay.
545
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:29,968
Hi, I'm looking for Jennie.
546
00:28:29,992 --> 00:28:32,475
I'm Jennie.
And you are?
547
00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:35,144
Susan Delfino.
Mike's wife.
548
00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:37,297
Oh!
549
00:28:37,366 --> 00:28:38,982
Yeah.
550
00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:42,219
I'm so sorry for your loss.
551
00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:44,320
Thank you for your sympathy.
552
00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:47,224
But what I
really need from you
is an explanation.
553
00:28:48,493 --> 00:28:51,061
Why was Mike
sending you checks
every month?
554
00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:53,290
They weren't for me.
They're for Laura.
555
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,566
Okay.
556
00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:58,836
Who's Laura?
Mike's daughter?
557
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:00,453
No, his sister.
558
00:29:07,363 --> 00:29:09,474
So this is a group home?
559
00:29:09,498 --> 00:29:11,181
For autistic adults.
560
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:14,801
Laura's one of
our more severe cases.
She can't speak.
561
00:29:14,869 --> 00:29:19,022
Loves painting though.
Spends hours every day
at that table.
562
00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:21,570
Did Mike ever
mention having
a sister?
563
00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:23,260
No. Never.
564
00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:24,694
He was great with her.
565
00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:27,030
He came by every
Monday night to visit.
566
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,215
He told me he had softball.
567
00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:32,035
Excuse me a moment.
568
00:29:33,155 --> 00:29:34,488
This is crazy.
569
00:29:34,556 --> 00:29:38,592
No, this is good.
There's no other
woman, no kid.
570
00:29:38,660 --> 00:29:40,910
Why wouldn't Mike tell me
he had a sister?
571
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:43,113
I don't know.
572
00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:44,993
Did he think I'd be
upset about the money?
573
00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:46,227
Because I wouldn't.
574
00:29:46,251 --> 00:29:47,450
I'm sure he knew that.
575
00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:51,399
Well, why did
he think he had to
hide this from me?
576
00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:53,268
I mean, did he think
I was the kind of person
577
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,292
that wouldn't accept her?
578
00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:56,610
Sorry about that.
579
00:29:56,679 --> 00:29:58,359
Would you like to meet Laura?
580
00:29:59,448 --> 00:30:00,563
We'd love to.
581
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,294
His name is Ramon Sanchez.
582
00:30:14,363 --> 00:30:16,574
He would've stayed here
around six months ago.
583
00:30:16,598 --> 00:30:18,915
Mmm-hmm.
584
00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:23,236
Doesn't ring a bell.
But he could be in
my treasure chest.
585
00:30:23,305 --> 00:30:26,539
I keep all the items
guests leave behind.
586
00:30:26,609 --> 00:30:29,242
My husband calls it hoarding,
587
00:30:29,311 --> 00:30:32,745
but I fancy myself
more of a collector.
588
00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:39,552
20 bucks
says we're barking up
the wrong crazy here.
589
00:30:39,621 --> 00:30:42,267
If the prosecutor needs
more connection to that
Van De Kamp broad,
590
00:30:42,291 --> 00:30:44,135
trust me, I'll find it.
591
00:30:44,159 --> 00:30:48,678
Must be your lucky day.
Room 208, Ramon Sanchez.
592
00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:50,747
Thank you.
593
00:30:50,816 --> 00:30:53,016
Magazine, a map, some receipts.
594
00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:54,965
I don't think
there's anything here.
595
00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,284
He circled Wisteria Lane.
596
00:30:59,308 --> 00:31:01,842
So what? Doesn't connect
him to her. Not directly.
597
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,938
It does if he was
going to her address.
598
00:31:31,106 --> 00:31:33,606
Bob should be here any minute.
599
00:31:33,676 --> 00:31:35,486
You really don't
need your lawyer.
600
00:31:35,510 --> 00:31:38,145
I just wanted to show you
something that we found.
601
00:31:38,681 --> 00:31:39,913
What is it?
602
00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:43,050
It was with some of
Mr. Sanchez's things.
603
00:31:43,118 --> 00:31:46,047
As you can see,
he wrote your
address on it.
604
00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:48,249
But that doesn't
make any sense.
Why would he...
605
00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:50,101
Look, this goes
too much farther,
606
00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,953
there's nothing
I can do to help you.
607
00:31:51,977 --> 00:31:55,495
But if you
come forward now, tell me
everything that happened,
608
00:31:55,564 --> 00:31:57,764
things will go
a lot easier for you.
609
00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:02,552
I think I should
wait for my lawyer.
610
00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:07,207
Is there some place I
could get some water?
611
00:32:07,275 --> 00:32:08,641
Right outside.
612
00:32:16,585 --> 00:32:21,788
Mr. Conklin's
parole hearing is
tomorrow at 10:00.
613
00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:23,457
Do you really want me
telling the board
614
00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:26,526
that you couldn't find
the documents that I
requested a week ago?
615
00:32:26,595 --> 00:32:28,139
I'll check again,
Mr. Weston.
616
00:32:28,163 --> 00:32:30,329
Don't check. Find.
617
00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:49,349
Ms. Van De Kamp,
618
00:32:50,619 --> 00:32:53,069
you okay?
619
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,939
I think so.
Just waiting for Bob.
620
00:32:58,076 --> 00:32:59,286
They found some other evidence
621
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:01,150
and I'm just not sure
what to make of it all.
622
00:33:09,071 --> 00:33:12,739
Look, I'm trying to
help you out here.
623
00:33:12,808 --> 00:33:14,869
But there is
a clock on this deal.
624
00:33:14,893 --> 00:33:17,422
So I'm not sure how much
longer you want to wait
for your lawyer.
625
00:33:17,446 --> 00:33:19,880
You must hate being
a detective, huh?
626
00:33:19,948 --> 00:33:21,030
Mr. Weston?
627
00:33:21,099 --> 00:33:22,694
Even a rookie cop knows
628
00:33:22,718 --> 00:33:25,551
that interrogating a suspect
without counsel present is
629
00:33:25,620 --> 00:33:27,587
a violation of their rights.
630
00:33:27,656 --> 00:33:31,057
So, this must be your
way of trying to lose
your gold shield.
631
00:33:31,126 --> 00:33:33,337
And you know what?
I think it's gonna work.
632
00:33:33,361 --> 00:33:35,795
We're just making small talk
waiting for her lawyer.
633
00:33:35,864 --> 00:33:38,999
Well, small talk's over.
I'm her lawyer.
634
00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:41,634
Let's go.
635
00:33:43,237 --> 00:33:46,139
You don't need his permission.
636
00:33:46,207 --> 00:33:48,119
You want to talk to her,
you talk to me first.
637
00:33:48,143 --> 00:33:50,744
Is that clear,
soon-to-be-a-patrolman
Murphy?
638
00:33:50,812 --> 00:33:52,412
Good evening, Detective.
639
00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,712
I thought my case
was too boring for you.
640
00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:07,210
It was.
But I realized something
that made it interesting.
641
00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:09,913
You may not have done this,
642
00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:12,315
but you sure
as hell know who did.
643
00:34:20,525 --> 00:34:23,326
Thank you.
Ooh! Wine list?
I'll take that.
644
00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:26,629
And be sure to
bring me the check.
Tonight's my treat.
645
00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:29,565
Whoa! Kind of pricey.
646
00:34:29,634 --> 00:34:31,445
I thought
we were supposed to be
saving for Bree's lawyer.
647
00:34:31,469 --> 00:34:33,803
We are.
But I'm starting
to do really well.
648
00:34:33,871 --> 00:34:36,239
So I think we can
afford one splurge.
649
00:34:36,308 --> 00:34:37,941
I don't know.
650
00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:40,293
Come on, Carlos.
I want to do this
for you.
651
00:34:40,362 --> 00:34:42,095
Can't you just enjoy it?
652
00:34:43,565 --> 00:34:44,998
I guess I can do that.
653
00:34:45,066 --> 00:34:46,265
Gabby?
Jason!
654
00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:48,646
Hey! I thought
that was you.
655
00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:49,670
Wow!
656
00:34:49,738 --> 00:34:50,937
Hi!
657
00:34:51,874 --> 00:34:52,874
Whoa!
658
00:34:54,042 --> 00:34:55,542
Who are you?
659
00:34:55,611 --> 00:34:58,712
Oh! This is Jason,
one of my clients.
660
00:34:58,780 --> 00:35:01,114
Jason, this is Carlos, my
661
00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:02,248
brother.
662
00:35:03,418 --> 00:35:04,851
Hey, man.
Nice to meet you.
663
00:35:08,323 --> 00:35:11,003
Grab a chair.
Join us.
Thanks.
664
00:35:13,261 --> 00:35:17,463
So, your sister here
is quite the little
saleswoman.
665
00:35:17,533 --> 00:35:19,477
You believe she talked me
into a $4,000 suit today?
666
00:35:19,501 --> 00:35:21,200
I mean, it's...
667
00:35:21,269 --> 00:35:25,104
That is so sis.
Yeah.
668
00:35:25,173 --> 00:35:28,341
Carlos, maybe
you should go to the bar
and get us some drinks.
669
00:35:28,410 --> 00:35:30,109
Nah, I'm not thirsty.
670
00:35:31,697 --> 00:35:34,264
So, I'm wearing
one of the shirts
you picked out.
671
00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:35,898
What do you think?
672
00:35:35,968 --> 00:35:39,147
I can't tell you what
I think in front of
my brother.
673
00:35:39,171 --> 00:35:40,870
So naughty.
674
00:35:40,939 --> 00:35:44,807
Hey, Carlos, how is
it possible that someone
as awesome as your sister
675
00:35:44,876 --> 00:35:46,292
hasn't been scooped up already?
676
00:35:47,913 --> 00:35:49,953
My guess is it's the herpes.
677
00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:54,551
Sibling humor.
678
00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:56,185
You're right.
679
00:35:56,254 --> 00:35:59,233
All those trips to the
free clinic could have
been for anything.
680
00:35:59,257 --> 00:36:00,557
Seriously, Carlos,
681
00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:02,545
some drinks for the table
would be really good.
682
00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:03,777
Hey, you know, what the hell?
683
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:07,564
I'll take a scotch on
the rocks. Single malt.
684
00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:10,883
Actually, you're gonna have
to get that one yourself.
685
00:36:10,953 --> 00:36:12,919
I am going home to my wife.
686
00:36:13,621 --> 00:36:14,687
I'm married.
687
00:36:22,163 --> 00:36:23,574
I can't believe
you just did that.
688
00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:25,243
That guy's one of
my best customers!
689
00:36:25,267 --> 00:36:27,567
Are we talking about
that nerd you sell to?
690
00:36:27,636 --> 00:36:29,813
Okay, maybe he's
a little better looking
than the others,
691
00:36:29,837 --> 00:36:31,504
but it's my job, Carlos.
692
00:36:31,573 --> 00:36:33,923
Fine. Whatever.
Let's just get
out of here.
693
00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:35,470
You are such a hypocrite.
694
00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:37,672
How many times
did you tell me to show
a little cleavage
695
00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,440
when meeting your
out-of-town clients?
696
00:36:39,464 --> 00:36:42,343
My breasts
were practically
a tourist stop.
697
00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:45,268
This is different.
And I don't like it.
698
00:36:45,337 --> 00:36:48,455
Well, too bad.
We need this job.
I'm the breadwinner now.
699
00:36:48,523 --> 00:36:50,556
Yep, throw that
in my face again.
700
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,225
What?
701
00:36:52,294 --> 00:36:56,196
"Make me dinner, Carlos."
"Get me drinks."
"Bring me the check."
702
00:36:56,264 --> 00:36:59,282
Yeah, Carlos,
I did offer to treat.
703
00:36:59,350 --> 00:37:02,296
And you know
what I was thinking?
How good it felt.
704
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,622
How for the
first time in 19 years
I was able to treat you.
705
00:37:05,691 --> 00:37:07,435
And I can't believe
that would bother you!
706
00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:09,008
Well, it does.
707
00:37:10,328 --> 00:37:12,545
It's driving me crazy
that you're the one
708
00:37:12,614 --> 00:37:14,714
making all the money
and calling all the shots.
709
00:37:14,783 --> 00:37:17,478
Well, get used to it.
Because I did all this
for you.
710
00:37:17,502 --> 00:37:19,622
This is what you wanted.
711
00:37:22,207 --> 00:37:24,488
Yeah, give them to her.
She's driving now.
712
00:37:38,373 --> 00:37:39,613
You're up early.
713
00:37:40,676 --> 00:37:43,309
I'm up late.
714
00:37:43,378 --> 00:37:48,047
Once, in college,
I wrote Mike a letter
about how horrible you are.
715
00:37:48,116 --> 00:37:50,249
And good morning to me.
716
00:37:50,318 --> 00:37:52,252
We'd just had
a fight on the phone,
717
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,988
and I needed to put
my anger somewhere.
718
00:37:55,056 --> 00:37:58,942
Anyway, when you said
that Mike had some old
letters in that box,
719
00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:01,294
I wanted to make sure
mine wasn't in it.
720
00:38:01,363 --> 00:38:02,695
So I checked.
721
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:05,531
And I found these.
722
00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:08,351
They're from Mike's mom Adele.
723
00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:14,473
Turns out, you weren't
the only one who was in the
dark about Mike's sister.
724
00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:16,959
He didn't even know
she existed
until eight years ago.
725
00:38:17,762 --> 00:38:20,880
What? Why?
726
00:38:20,949 --> 00:38:24,433
It was clear early on
that Laura was going
to have special needs.
727
00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:28,354
I guess Mike's parents
weren't up for it.
728
00:38:31,376 --> 00:38:36,262
"So, yes, Michael,
I am ashamed of myself,
729
00:38:36,330 --> 00:38:39,149
"and I live with that
decision every day.
730
00:38:39,217 --> 00:38:41,700
"But life with your father
was always hard,
731
00:38:41,770 --> 00:38:45,371
"and keeping Laura
would have been
an inconvenience
732
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,891
"that might have
destroyed everything."
733
00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:54,430
This was the last
letter she wrote Mike.
734
00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:58,534
"And so now
you know the worst
secret of my life.
735
00:38:58,603 --> 00:39:00,848
"But I beg of you,
let it remain a secret.
736
00:39:00,872 --> 00:39:03,123
"Your beautiful new family
737
00:39:03,191 --> 00:39:05,758
"is one of the only joys I have.
738
00:39:05,827 --> 00:39:09,187
"Don't let them
know the kind of
person I really am."
739
00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:14,083
Mike wasn't keeping
a secret from you.
740
00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:16,619
He was keeping a secret for her.
741
00:39:19,540 --> 00:39:23,020
Well, I know what
Mike would have
wanted me to do.
742
00:39:24,329 --> 00:39:27,329
I'm gonna keep
writing those checks,
743
00:39:27,398 --> 00:39:29,758
and I'm gonna keep
Laura in my life.
744
00:39:33,004 --> 00:39:34,871
My God,
745
00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:38,757
Adele had to live with
that on her conscience.
746
00:39:41,963 --> 00:39:43,246
Yeah.
747
00:39:43,315 --> 00:39:46,065
How do you do
something like that?
748
00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:49,786
How do you give away
your own child just
because it's inconvenient?
749
00:39:54,943 --> 00:39:58,011
No, no, no.
No, I didn't mean...
750
00:39:58,079 --> 00:40:00,439
I mean, it's not
like that with you.
751
00:40:01,133 --> 00:40:03,366
No, Mom, it is.
752
00:40:07,038 --> 00:40:10,006
All the stuff I've said
about being pregnant,
753
00:40:12,093 --> 00:40:14,778
that I'm not ready,
754
00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:17,596
or that I'm not sure
I'd be a good mom,
755
00:40:20,485 --> 00:40:21,984
that's all bull.
756
00:40:24,872 --> 00:40:28,057
What this baby
really is to me,
is inconvenient.
757
00:40:34,699 --> 00:40:38,134
I have been thinking
about this all night.
758
00:40:40,322 --> 00:40:43,172
I don't want to make a decision
759
00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:46,209
that I'm going to be
ashamed of for
the rest of my life.
760
00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:50,480
I can't live with that.
761
00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:54,383
I won't.
762
00:40:56,688 --> 00:40:57,849
Julie, are you saying...
763
00:40:57,873 --> 00:40:58,972
Yeah.
764
00:41:01,409 --> 00:41:03,159
I'm gonna keep her.
765
00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:11,450
Yes, in life, we all make plans.
766
00:41:11,519 --> 00:41:16,089
But sometimesthey don't turn outthe way we expected.
767
00:41:17,759 --> 00:41:19,759
By trying to help out,
768
00:41:19,827 --> 00:41:22,228
we may damage a relationship.
769
00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:26,949
By attempting to reach out,
770
00:41:27,018 --> 00:41:30,352
we may push someone
further away.
771
00:41:31,623 --> 00:41:34,056
By digging into the past,
772
00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:37,026
we may enrich our present.
773
00:41:39,063 --> 00:41:43,966
But then there are thosewho refuse to let goof their plans
774
00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:47,570
no matter how badly
they are turning out.
775
00:41:47,622 --> 00:41:49,755
Hey.
Can I buy you a beer?
776
00:41:50,791 --> 00:41:52,107
I figure you could use one.
777
00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:53,476
Why?
778
00:41:53,545 --> 00:41:55,578
Trip Weston's taking
the Van De Kamp case.
779
00:41:55,647 --> 00:41:58,364
The guy won't quit till
he gets what he wants.
780
00:41:58,433 --> 00:41:59,982
Yeah? Neither will I.
781
00:42:01,736 --> 00:42:05,305
So, how about you
buy me that beer when
the bitch goes to jail.58903
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