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MARY ALICE:
Previously on
Desperate Housewives.
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At Mike's funeral,
Susan and MJ said goodbye.
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Gabby gave her blessing.
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You should quit your job.
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If being a counselor is
gonna make you happy
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then that's what you should do.
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Lynette spoke her mind
about Tom's girlfriend.
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I actually don't think
it's gonna last
that much longer.
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And the police gathered
more evidence.
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Someone out
there is accusing you
of killing Mr. Sanchez.
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That's just silly.
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I want to make
sure we get enough
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to put this bitch away for good.
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MARY ALICE:
Renee Perry had waitedmany months for a proposal.
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And for many months,
she had been disappointed.
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There had been a cozy
evening by the fire
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that didn't go
the way she had hoped.
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A romantic moment
in Wisteria Park
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that wasn't so
romantic after all.
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And a beautiful picnic by a lake
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that turned outto be nothingmore than a picnic.
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(BLOWS NOSE)
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So when
disappointment struck again,
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Renee decided to speak up.
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Dessert?
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That's the big finale
to a six course meal? Dessert?
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Were you expecting,
like, a cheese course?
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No! I was expecting a ring!
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You have red roses, champagne.
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You are sending me
every signal in the world
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that I'm about to
get a big proposal,
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and instead I get a cookie.
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Well, it's a chocolate souffle.
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(SCOFFS)
Whatever.
I am not a young woman.
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I don't know how
many more fake-outs
my heart can take.
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Okay, fine!
I was gonna propose tonight.
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I just did such a horrible
job the first time,
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I wanted this to be exceptional.
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They call it
"popping the question,"
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not "dragging it
out to eternity."
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So come on! Pop!
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Can I at least
read you the speech
that I wrote?
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Lord!
Just give me
the last paragraph.
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Okay.
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"For all these reasons and more,
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"it is with great
honor that I ask you..."
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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We're ignoring that.
Keep going.
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"If you would consider making me
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"the happiest man in the..."
(KNOCK)
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Go away!
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DETECTIVE HEREDIA:
It's the police.
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We're looking for
a Mr. Ben Faulkner.
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(SIGHS)
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I'm Ben Faulkner.
How can I help you?
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You own the condominium project
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under construction
at Chapman Woods?
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BEN: I used to.
Bank owns it now.
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You mind coming
down to the station
with us?
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Want to ask you
about a body we found
in the site.
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Is he under arrest?
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No, ma'am.
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We just want to ask
your boyfriend
a few questions.
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Yeah.
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Wait!
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He's not my boyfriend,
he's my fiance.
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MARY ALICE:
Yes, Renee Perry had
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waited a long
time for a proposal.
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Okay, now you can take him.
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And she wasn't about to let it
slip through her fingers.
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MARY ALICE: Bree Van De Kamp
started every morning
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by catching up on
the latest news.
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But sometimes,
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the news came
from an unexpected source.
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Hey, Bree.
Look what happened to my hand.
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Oh, my goodness!
Are you...
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We're getting married.
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Oh! How wonderful!
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Yeah, we're pretty happy.
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"Pretty happy"?
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We're ecstatic!
Knickers to the wind!
Over the moon!
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Congratulations!
When did this happen?
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RENEE: Last night.
And get this.
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In the middle
of his big romantic proposal,
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the cops come by to ask
about some dead
body they found
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at the construction site.
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So, tell me more.
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I definitely
want a big wedding,
bridesmaids, the works.
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I was talking about the body.
What did the police say?
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Not much.
You know, I told them
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that I didn't know
anything about it,
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and they believed me.
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Good.
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Although, I have to say,
I'm surprised you
didn't tell me sooner.
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Yeah...
We're sorry.
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It was late
and I wanted to
tell my sister first.
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Again, talking about the body.
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Why would we tell you that?
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And why are we
talking about this
and not me?
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Quite right.
I just would hate to see
this tragic news
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interfere with your happy day.
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And I don't think it will.
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But I really don't think
you should worry about it.
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The police don't seem like
they're gonna pose a problem.
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That was Judge Kemp.
He just signed
off on that warrant.
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For Bree Van De Kamp?
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That was fast.
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I might have
called in some favors.
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Sooner I can prove she's guilty,
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sooner I can
watch her pay for it.
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You got another one.
Mitzi Kinsky.
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"Mike was a ray of sunshine
on our street.
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"He will be missed dearly."
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Isn't that lovely?
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Everybody's been so generous.
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Yeah, 10 jars of homemade jam.
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I don't know
if she was being generous
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or just cleaning
out her basement.
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Well, either way,
it was a gesture
of love and support.
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Makes me feel better.
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There is my baby boy.
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Morning, bub.
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Eggs on a raft,
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just the way you like them.
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(SNIFFS)
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These smell gross.
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Okay, not a problem.
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Is there something else
you'd like me to...
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MJ!
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It's okay, honey.
What do you want?
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Strawberry ice cream.
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Buddy, I don't think
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that's the healthiest way
to start your day.
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I don't care what you think.
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Well, okay,
maybe just this once.
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I'll get you a bowl.
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Or no bowl is good.
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I'm gonna eat this
in front of the TV.
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Can you bring me some sprinkles?
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Of course, honey.
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Uh... Mom.
What?
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It's just ice cream, okay?
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He lost his dad.
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Okay.
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MJ: Mom?
Where's my sprinkles?
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Coming!
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Whoa.
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What's going on here?
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(CHUCKLES) I
thought I'd kick off
your big resignation day
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with a power breakfast.
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Plus,
the expiration on the sausage
was yesterday.
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I got to say,
now that the day
is finally here,
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I'm starting to get
a little freaked out.
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Don't you worry.
I've made a decision.
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I'm getting a job.
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What?
You don't have to do that.
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No, I want to.
It's time I help out.
I owe it to you.
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(SIGHS)
So, I wrote up a resume,
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I booked a meeting
at an employment agency
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and I even bought myself
a girly briefcase.
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But I thought
we were just gonna cut back.
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Live a smaller life.
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Yeah, I thought about that,
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and I decided
I want a slightly bigger life.
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So I figure if I work,
the girls can stay
in private school,
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we can keep both cars,
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and maybe even take
one of those ski trips
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we talked about canceling.
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Gabby,
I love that
you're trying to help,
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but an entry-level salary
is not gonna cover
the cost of skis,
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let alone five
nights at the Ritz.
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Well, maybe not now.
But if I work my
way up the ladder,
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in a few years
I'll be pulling in
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the big bucks.
Just like you do.
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Or did.
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What kind of ladder
are we talking about here?
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What is it that you're gonna do?
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I don't know yet. That's where
the employment lady comes in.
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She's gonna help me
figure out how to best
utilize my "skill set."
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Yeah, read that
in one of your
business magazines.
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I'm proud of you
stepping up like this.
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Hope you find a job
that has health care
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'cause my benefits end today.
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What?
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No risky meat without benefits.
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(INAUDIBLE)
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What the...
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Yeah, Doug and I eloped,
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so this time
I want an over-the-top
wedding.
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Horse-drawn carriages,
fireworks,
poodles dyed purple.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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Um... Is this weird?
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Me going on about how happy I am
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while you're all sad and single?
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Actually, I'm hoping
I won't be single for long.
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I've decided to
try to get Tom back.
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So we're done talking about me?
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Yeah, kind of.
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Great.
So what are you thinking?
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I figure I'll just come clean.
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Tell him I screwed up
and beg him to come back.
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(EXHALES)
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It's amazing
you landed a man
in the first place.
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Well, what do you
think I should do?
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Oh...
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Throw yourself at him.
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Next time he stops by,
let a boob fall
out of your blouse,
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or maybe bend over
in those tight-ass jeans.
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That's not gonna work.
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You're right. Sorry.
What do I know
about getting a man?
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Wait, a lot!
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Come on, help.
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It's not gonna be easy
splitting them up.
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They just moved in together,
and they seem so happy.
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Of course they're happy.
They're in that
honeymoon phase.
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They're still taking trips,
laughing at
each other's jokes,
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pretending they're interested
in museums.
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We had a honeymoon phase, too.
Maybe I need to
remind him of that.
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Well, remind him naked.
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The only tricky part
is gonna be getting him alone.
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Jane watches him like a hawk.
A tall, bitchy hawk.
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Well,
whatever you do,
do it soon.
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I'm not gonna waste a plus one
at my wedding
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unless I know it's serious.
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ANDREW:
Hey.
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Mom?
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Andrew!
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Oh!
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It's wonderful to see you.
How are you?
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I'm good.
I'm good, I'm really good.
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Really?
Because your sister told me
you lost your job.
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I've been so worried.
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Didn't you get
any of the messages I left?
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I've just been really busy.
But everything's fine.
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In fact, I met someone.
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You did?
That's wonderful.
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I know
how hard your
breakup from Alex was.
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I'm so happy that
you're moving on.
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Yeah.
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Well,
it's only been a few months,
but it's pretty serious.
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How serious?
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Serious enough
that we were
driving through town
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and I thought
the two of you should meet.
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He's here?
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Yeah, well...
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Now I want you to
keep an open mind.
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Who's this?
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This is Mary Beth.
My fiancee.
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I'm so glad to finally meet you.
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I've been telling this guy
I can't marry him
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00:10:58,308 --> 00:11:00,941
till I meet his mom.
(CHUCKLES)
252
00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:05,380
So you're really engaged?
To each other.
253
00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:08,749
Yeah. Yeah, and remember,
you're happy
I've moved on, right?
254
00:11:09,619 --> 00:11:11,152
I just have so many questions.
255
00:11:11,221 --> 00:11:13,783
I know what you
must be thinking.
It's too soon.
256
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,890
No,
that's not what
I'm thinking.
257
00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:17,475
Mom?
(CHUCKLES)
258
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:20,089
(CHUCKLES) I'm sorry,
it's just that
you're very different
259
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:23,148
than all the other dates
Andrew's brought home.
260
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:27,468
Well, you know,
people change.
(CHUCKLES)
261
00:11:27,536 --> 00:11:29,053
So, how did you two meet anyway?
262
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,106
It's a real cute story.
263
00:11:31,174 --> 00:11:34,120
I was at the community
center for my Overeaters
Anonymous meeting
264
00:11:34,144 --> 00:11:37,312
when I went
into the AA meeting
by mistake.
265
00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:41,082
And by mistake,
I mean I remembered
how drunks love their donuts.
266
00:11:41,151 --> 00:11:43,784
So as I was reaching
for a buttermilk glazed,
267
00:11:43,853 --> 00:11:44,964
there was Andrew.
268
00:11:44,988 --> 00:11:46,420
You're in Overeaters Anonymous?
269
00:11:46,489 --> 00:11:49,440
Yeah.
I actually lost 220 pounds.
270
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:55,046
And then gained 160 pounds
of Grade A beefcake.
(LAUGHS)
271
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,797
Isn't she adorable?
Uh-huh.
272
00:11:58,168 --> 00:11:59,828
Andrew,
would you help
me in the kitchen?
273
00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,352
I'd like to get
some tea biscuits
274
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,104
and they're on
a very high shelf.
275
00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:04,973
Tea biscuits.
276
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,341
Forty-six calories.
277
00:12:12,882 --> 00:12:14,493
(LOWERED VOICE)
Andrew, I do not understand.
278
00:12:14,517 --> 00:12:15,850
What is going on here?
279
00:12:15,918 --> 00:12:18,197
Look, I know
it's not who you
were expecting.
280
00:12:18,221 --> 00:12:19,798
But remember how you always said
281
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,367
that being gay was just a phase?
282
00:12:21,391 --> 00:12:23,035
That I just needed to
meet the right girl?
283
00:12:23,059 --> 00:12:26,694
Well, you were right.
Just be happy for me.
284
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,618
(CLOCK TICKING)
285
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:39,023
JULIE:
Come on. Back to bed.
286
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,043
MJ, it is 2:00 in the morning.
You should be in bed.
287
00:12:42,111 --> 00:12:44,279
MJ:
You can't tell me
what to do.
288
00:12:45,382 --> 00:12:46,475
What did you just say to me?
289
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:47,648
(VIDEO GAME SOUNDS)
290
00:12:47,717 --> 00:12:48,717
(SCOFFS)
291
00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:51,068
Hey! Turn that back on!
292
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,337
Uh-uh.
293
00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:56,174
Guys, what's going on in here?
294
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,092
(SIGHS)
I am trying to
get MJ back to bed.
295
00:12:58,161 --> 00:12:59,510
I can't sleep.
296
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:00,890
Yeah, well,
blowing up aliens
isn't gonna help.
297
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,057
JULIE: Come on.
298
00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:03,864
No! I want to play my game.
299
00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:05,032
Turn it back on, now!
300
00:13:05,101 --> 00:13:06,201
Shh.
301
00:13:06,269 --> 00:13:09,254
Don't get upset.
You can finish your game.
302
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,823
What?
303
00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,025
(SIGHS)
304
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:15,693
Just for a little while,
305
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:18,774
and then you have
to go back to bed.
Okay?
306
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,158
Mom, can I talk to
you for a second?
307
00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:29,085
I think you're making a mistake.
308
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,708
It's not that big a deal.
309
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,076
Yes, it is.
310
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:36,413
Look, I know
what he's going
through is awful,
311
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,549
but this isn't helping.
312
00:13:38,602 --> 00:13:40,463
He's totally
taking advantage of you.
313
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,553
He's not taking advantage.
314
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,389
He's traumatized.
315
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:48,209
And it's killing me
to see what
he's going through.
316
00:13:48,277 --> 00:13:50,711
So if I can give
him a little joy
317
00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:53,480
by letting him play video games,
318
00:13:53,549 --> 00:13:54,848
that's what I'm gonna do.
319
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,484
So I'm looking to make
in the six-figure range,
320
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,059
plus benefits, of course.
321
00:14:05,128 --> 00:14:08,746
And I have two young girls,
so flexible
hours would be good.
322
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:12,233
And we always take
this big vacation,
so I'll need two weeks off.
323
00:14:12,302 --> 00:14:15,820
Maybe three. You know what,
just give me all of August.
324
00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:19,257
(SING-SONGY)
So, what do you got for me?
325
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,393
A reality check.
326
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,844
Excuse me?
327
00:14:23,913 --> 00:14:26,273
Mrs. Solis, you're gonna
have to adjust
your expectations.
328
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:27,798
Up?
329
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:28,949
No.
330
00:14:29,018 --> 00:14:31,185
Have you not been reading
the newspapers?
331
00:14:31,254 --> 00:14:32,870
The job market
right now is brutal.
332
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:35,022
I have people with PhDs
that I can't find jobs for.
333
00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:36,974
And frankly,
334
00:14:37,026 --> 00:14:39,860
your job experience
is very limited.
335
00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:42,296
"Modeling,
modeling, modeling."
336
00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:43,476
Okay, okay.
(SCOFFS)
337
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:47,751
Okay, print, runway, boat show.
338
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,538
(CHUCKLES)
I mean,
who's the job expert here?
339
00:14:50,606 --> 00:14:52,556
Plus there's a 15-year gap here.
340
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,659
Yeah, to be a doting wife
and a loving mother of two.
341
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,678
You have experience
with children.
(TYPES)
342
00:14:57,746 --> 00:15:01,115
I have a job at
a day-care center.
343
00:15:01,183 --> 00:15:02,862
Yeah,
and deal with
other people's kids?
344
00:15:02,886 --> 00:15:04,126
I don't even like my own.
345
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,854
Look, you didn't go to college,
346
00:15:06,922 --> 00:15:08,673
you didn't even
graduate high school
347
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,142
and your only references
are photographers
348
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,844
and aging rock stars.
349
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,463
In today's market,
you're basically unemployable.
350
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:19,533
And you actually
get paid for this?
351
00:15:19,602 --> 00:15:21,446
So now what am I supposed to do?
352
00:15:21,470 --> 00:15:23,705
Well, you could start planning
that August vacation.
353
00:15:30,246 --> 00:15:33,381
MARY ALICE:
Gabrielle Solis was depressed.
354
00:15:33,449 --> 00:15:35,082
And when she was depressed,
355
00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:39,037
nothing lifted her spirits
like a good workout
356
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,040
of her credit card.
357
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,586
May I help you?
Yeah.
358
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,270
I just want to get
that little red scarf
359
00:15:45,294 --> 00:15:47,573
I saw in the window,
then I'll be on my way.
360
00:15:47,597 --> 00:15:48,662
All right.
361
00:15:48,731 --> 00:15:50,264
Although,
362
00:15:50,332 --> 00:15:51,710
that...
(INHALES DEEPLY)
363
00:15:51,734 --> 00:15:53,762
black sheath dress
would go perfect with it.
364
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,419
Mmm.
365
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,599
(GASPS)
Look at those
over-the-knee boots!
366
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:58,706
(GASPS)
367
00:15:58,775 --> 00:16:00,307
Okay, who am I kidding?
368
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,521
Get me a double cappuccino
and a muscular stock boy.
369
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,905
Mama needs a new
pair of everything.
370
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,954
(SCOFFS)
I said taupe.
This is clearly beige.
371
00:16:14,023 --> 00:16:15,356
We don't have it in taupe...
372
00:16:15,425 --> 00:16:17,859
Second floor, third mannequin
from the left. Look alive!
373
00:16:19,862 --> 00:16:21,345
I'll try these in plum,
374
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,515
these in leopard, these...
375
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:27,385
No, forget it.
No lady wants to see
anything under 4 inches.
376
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:34,141
You go with you.
You go with you.
377
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,643
You go away.
378
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:43,518
No one's been able to make
that romper work.
Should we help her?
379
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,186
Stay back.
She knows what she's doing.
380
00:16:48,391 --> 00:16:50,891
Navy blazer,
silver hoop earrings,
platform wedge.
381
00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:55,879
And a red patent leather clutch.
382
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,415
(ALL APPLAUDING)
383
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:00,251
Genius. Genius.
384
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:11,662
Everything looks and smells
so amazing, Mrs. Van De Kamp.
385
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,275
Do you mind if I take a picture?
386
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:14,399
Of the food?
387
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,312
That way I eat
just a little bit now.
388
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,746
And then later, when I'm hungry,
389
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,405
I can look at the picture
and get full on the memory.
390
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,434
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
Don't you just
want to eat her up?
391
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,698
Not before I take
a picture of her.
392
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:27,639
You know,
Mary Beth,
I just realized
393
00:17:27,663 --> 00:17:29,441
I don't know a thing about you.
394
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,448
What do you do?
395
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,612
Well, actually, nothing.
My parents have
been pretty generous.
396
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,453
Really?
What sort of work are they in?
397
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:36,687
None of your business, Mom.
398
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,238
No, no, it's okay.
399
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:41,008
They invented
Mary Beth's Frozen Custard.
400
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:44,278
"Mary Beth"?
You're that Mary Beth?
401
00:17:44,347 --> 00:17:47,698
Recognize me?
The kid on the carton?
402
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:49,644
(GASPS) It's in
every supermarket
in the country!
403
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:52,636
It must be
a multibillion dollar...
404
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:55,908
Oh.
405
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,576
(BREE CHUCKLES)
406
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:03,247
Would you help
me in the kitchen,
Andrew? Now.
407
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,316
(SIGHS)
408
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:08,225
Andrew, I knew
you were having
financial troubles,
409
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,254
but I never thought
you'd stoop to this.
410
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,872
What?
411
00:18:11,941 --> 00:18:14,036
She's an heiress.
You're obviously marrying
her for her money!
412
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,310
I'm marrying her
because I'm crazy about her.
413
00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:18,623
We love the same movies.
She makes me laugh.
414
00:18:18,647 --> 00:18:21,399
She gets me.
She's really an amazing girl.
415
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:24,079
MARY BETH:
I think I found
your good side!
416
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,814
Smile, gnocchi.
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
417
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,288
She's disturbed!
418
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,974
Okay, all right,
she's a little eccentric.
419
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,809
But, you know what?
I love her.
420
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:35,412
Andrew Van De Kamp,
you love Italian shoes,
421
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,559
you love mid-century
modern furniture,
422
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,344
and according
to your Internet history,
423
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,335
you love army doctors
424
00:18:41,404 --> 00:18:43,482
giving elaborate physicals
to young recruits.
425
00:18:43,506 --> 00:18:46,073
But you do not love girls!
426
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,792
Why can't you accept
that I've changed?
427
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:50,005
Because homosexuality
is not a choice!
428
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,328
You were born this way.
429
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:52,813
I'm the one who told you that!
430
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,448
And it took me a long time,
431
00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:57,351
but I was finally able
to wrap my head around it.
432
00:18:57,420 --> 00:19:01,455
Honey,
you're here, you're queer,
and I'm used to it.
433
00:19:01,524 --> 00:19:04,625
You know what, Mom?
I'm not here anymore,
all right?
434
00:19:04,694 --> 00:19:06,494
Mary Beth, let's go.
(SLIDES DOOR OPEN)
435
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,723
LYNETTE: Hey!
436
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:10,347
How was your dad's?
437
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,482
Fine.
Aw!
438
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:17,021
She was in a bit of a mood.
But I still love
you unconditionally.
439
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,667
Let me guess.
Did it have something to do
440
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,942
with a certain
Taylor Swift concert
this Thursday night?
441
00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:23,310
I'm just saying,
442
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:24,974
all my friends'
moms are taking them.
443
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,398
And all your friends'
moms are gonna be
deaf for two weeks,
444
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:28,966
like I was the last time we went
445
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,567
to a concert.
I'm not doing it.
446
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:31,985
It's not fair!
447
00:19:32,054 --> 00:19:34,455
I am gonna go give Paige a bath.
448
00:19:34,524 --> 00:19:36,156
Thank you for bringing her home.
449
00:19:36,225 --> 00:19:39,393
(SIGHS) I'm gonna go grab
your suitcase.
450
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,863
Mom, please!
451
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,883
It'd make you the bestest mom
in the whole wide world.
452
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:48,085
LYNETTE: No.
The matter is closed.
453
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:49,554
This sucks.
454
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:52,257
Hey,
455
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:57,161
you know who else
likes Taylor Swift?
Me.
456
00:19:57,230 --> 00:20:00,042
I mean, if your parents
are okay with it,
I'll take you.
457
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,499
Oh, my God!
458
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,580
You're the best!
(JANE LAUGHS)
459
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,270
I'll check with my
mom and call you?
460
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,419
Can't wait.
461
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:08,506
Okay. (CHUCKLES)
462
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:13,377
So?
463
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,580
Totally worked.
464
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,727
You'll have Dad
all to yourself
Thursday night.
465
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,469
You are the bestest girl
in the whole wide world.
466
00:20:32,748 --> 00:20:33,748
(GIGGLES)
467
00:20:35,284 --> 00:20:36,964
CARLOS: Gabby?
(DOOR CLOSES)
468
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:47,329
Hi, babe.
469
00:20:48,064 --> 00:20:49,079
What is that?
470
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,950
This? It's a boot.
471
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,518
I bought a boot.
472
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,270
You bought one boot?
473
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,288
Yep. 'Cause I'm frugal.
474
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,257
One day I'll buy the other one.
475
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,059
That's all you bought?
476
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:03,777
Because I got
a call from the bank.
477
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:07,965
Seems somebody was going crazy
with your credit card.
478
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:10,584
Huh. Maybe it was stolen.
479
00:21:10,652 --> 00:21:15,973
Yeah. By a size zero
with incredibly
expensive taste!
480
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,786
What is this
shopping bag doing
under the bed?
481
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:20,627
I bought a gift for a woman
482
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,781
whose husband is in Iraq
fighting for our freedom.
483
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,983
Gabby!
You're taking it all back!
484
00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:28,636
I can't!
485
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:31,389
Not if I've worn it.
486
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:32,923
(LAUGHS)
487
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:36,026
Can't take it back.
Can't take it back now! See?
488
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:38,362
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
489
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:41,115
Our lives have changed!
We can't afford this anymore!
490
00:21:41,184 --> 00:21:44,418
Not unless you
got some big job
you haven't told me about!
491
00:21:48,491 --> 00:21:50,023
(SIGHS)
What's wrong?
492
00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:53,060
I met with that job lady.
493
00:21:53,128 --> 00:21:55,874
But she basically
said I'm not
qualified to do anything.
494
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,432
I didn't finish school,
I've never had a real job.
495
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:01,379
The only thing
I've ever gotten paid
for is being pretty.
496
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,781
I just feel like
my life has been
497
00:22:02,805 --> 00:22:05,045
one bad decision after another.
498
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,106
Uh...
499
00:22:06,175 --> 00:22:08,191
What about the girls?
500
00:22:09,612 --> 00:22:11,295
What about marrying me?
501
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:14,197
That's the part
that hurts the most.
502
00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:15,744
You guys are
the only good thing
I've ever done,
503
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:18,008
and I feel like
I'm letting you down.
504
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,220
(SIGHS)
Gabby,
505
00:22:21,957 --> 00:22:23,774
you are smart.
506
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:28,412
You'll figure something out.
Something great.
507
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,080
But in the meantime,
508
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:35,069
all these clothes
have to go back.
509
00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:36,794
I know.
510
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:40,573
Could you just give us
a moment alone?
511
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,427
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
512
00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:47,331
Hello.
513
00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:50,101
Yes, this is his mother.
514
00:22:51,637 --> 00:22:53,003
He did what?
515
00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:55,105
He threw a stapler at you?
516
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:57,741
Yes.
Right at my head.
517
00:22:57,809 --> 00:22:59,410
Are you sure it
wasn't an accident?
518
00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:01,995
He couldn't have been
aiming at your head.
519
00:23:02,064 --> 00:23:03,481
What he said was,
520
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:06,200
and I wrote this down,
because I wanted to be exact,
521
00:23:06,269 --> 00:23:09,736
"Leave me alone or
I am going to throw this
stapler at your head."
522
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,255
I am so sorry.
523
00:23:12,324 --> 00:23:14,458
You do know
that MJ just lost
his father, right?
524
00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:15,759
I do.
525
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,573
My heart goes
out to both of you.
526
00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:20,074
But there is no
place for violence
in my classroom,
527
00:23:20,098 --> 00:23:23,116
no matter what
the circumstances
are at home.
528
00:23:23,185 --> 00:23:25,152
Circumstances?
Um...
529
00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:30,424
I mean,
it's not like he just lost
his favorite toy
530
00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:32,125
or a pet turtle.
531
00:23:32,195 --> 00:23:34,394
He lost his dad.
532
00:23:34,463 --> 00:23:37,264
Yes, but if MJ had thrown
that stapler a little harder,
533
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:40,373
my grandkids
might've lost
their grandmother.
534
00:23:41,103 --> 00:23:43,115
Well,
I am sure that
he is sorry.
535
00:23:43,139 --> 00:23:47,724
He isn't. In fact, he said,
and I quote, "Bull's-eye."
536
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:50,705
I'm considering
having him removed
from my class.
537
00:23:50,729 --> 00:23:52,028
Okay. Uh...
538
00:23:53,399 --> 00:23:55,765
What MJ did was wrong,
539
00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:59,436
but I'm finding
it hard to believe
540
00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:02,639
that a person that spends
so much time with children
541
00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:05,942
could be so oblivious
to a child's pain.
542
00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:08,929
I have 20 other children
I need to protect.
543
00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:11,515
And MJ is a very
angry little boy.
544
00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:14,501
Well, of course he's angry.
545
00:24:14,570 --> 00:24:15,969
He's nine,
546
00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:20,624
and one of the most important
and loving people in his life
547
00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:22,526
has just been
ripped away from him.
548
00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:25,496
And now he has to
live with the fact
549
00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:28,098
that his father is
never coming back.
550
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:29,567
Inside voices, please.
551
00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:33,504
To hell with
your inside voices!
His father is dead!
552
00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:35,872
My husband is dead!
553
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:38,516
(TEACHER GROANS)
554
00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:41,024
TEACHER:
My foot!
555
00:24:47,352 --> 00:24:49,103
It's her.
556
00:24:49,171 --> 00:24:50,837
(PEOPLE MURMURING)
557
00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:56,672
Why is everyone looking at me?
Did I do something wrong?
558
00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:58,845
No, no.
In fact, we have done nothing
559
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:01,415
but talk about
your shopping skills
for the last 24 hours.
560
00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:04,818
Really?
Yes.
561
00:25:04,886 --> 00:25:07,115
We even went back and watched
the security tape
to see it again.
562
00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:09,468
Well, keep the tape.
It was my last show.
563
00:25:09,492 --> 00:25:10,492
What?
564
00:25:10,559 --> 00:25:12,008
Circumstances have changed,
565
00:25:12,077 --> 00:25:15,379
my shopping days are over.
Just do me a favor.
566
00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:17,025
Wait till I'm gone
to restock the boots.
567
00:25:17,049 --> 00:25:18,848
I can't cry again today.
568
00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:19,917
No, wait, wait.
569
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:23,231
Take care of these for
Mrs. Solis.
570
00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:25,415
And bring her
a glass of champagne.
571
00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:27,424
Champagne?
572
00:25:27,492 --> 00:25:29,137
Did you not hear me?
I'm broke.
573
00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:30,605
You have no reason
to suck up to me anymore.
574
00:25:30,629 --> 00:25:33,747
Well, I do
if I want you to work here.
575
00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:36,867
Huh?
576
00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:38,818
You see, you're
like a shopping savant.
577
00:25:38,887 --> 00:25:40,387
And every day women come in here
578
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,888
with all the money in the world
579
00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:45,225
and no clue what
to spend it on.
You could help them.
580
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:47,138
You mean like
a personal shopper job?
581
00:25:47,162 --> 00:25:49,062
No, do not think of it as a job.
582
00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,532
For you,
my dear,
it is a calling.
583
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,228
(SIGHS)
I don't know.
584
00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:55,586
Employees get a 40% discount.
585
00:25:55,654 --> 00:25:59,656
Hi, welcome to Cumberly's.
My name is Gabrielle.
Can I help you?
586
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:14,137
I want to thank you
for accepting my apology
587
00:26:14,206 --> 00:26:16,456
and coming over
before you left town.
588
00:26:16,525 --> 00:26:19,893
I feel like I haven't had
the appropriate
reaction to this wedding.
589
00:26:19,962 --> 00:26:22,462
No. No, no,
you've been wonderful.
590
00:26:22,531 --> 00:26:26,433
Well,
to show you
how excited I am
591
00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:28,602
that my little boy
is getting married,
592
00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:31,738
I've thrown you
a surprise engagement party.
593
00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:33,340
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
594
00:26:33,409 --> 00:26:34,874
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
595
00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:39,930
(LAUGHTER)
596
00:26:41,867 --> 00:26:43,466
Mom, what the hell is this?
597
00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:45,147
I just invited some of your old
598
00:26:45,171 --> 00:26:47,331
friends over to
congratulate you.
599
00:26:47,406 --> 00:26:48,806
Hey, girl.
600
00:26:48,874 --> 00:26:51,374
I haven't seen you in ages.
Those shoes are ferosh.
601
00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:55,995
Who's this hag?
602
00:26:56,064 --> 00:26:57,748
This is Andrew's fiancee.
603
00:26:57,816 --> 00:27:00,150
Mary Beth.
604
00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:03,987
Hi, Mary Beth.
I'm Brian with an "I."
This is Bryan with a "Y."
605
00:27:05,323 --> 00:27:06,534
What is this
about you getting married?
606
00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:07,858
We need to dish.
607
00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:09,425
Um... Uh...
608
00:27:09,494 --> 00:27:12,162
Sweetie, why don't you
go in the kitchen
and grab a drink?
609
00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:19,002
I just love those boys.
They used to be
here all the time.
610
00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:22,639
So, what did you think
of Andrew's friends?
611
00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:25,942
They seem sweet.
And very well groomed.
612
00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:28,996
Well, yeah.
But don't they seem,
613
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:32,215
I don't know, a little disco-y?
614
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:34,584
Mrs. Van De Kamp,
I know Andrew's gay.
615
00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:36,653
You do?
616
00:27:36,722 --> 00:27:38,402
We've never actually made love,
617
00:27:38,441 --> 00:27:41,891
and he has a picture
of Michael Phelps
next to his bed.
618
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:45,195
He says it's patriotic, but...
619
00:27:45,263 --> 00:27:47,325
I don't understand.
If you know about him...
620
00:27:47,349 --> 00:27:49,149
You have to understand,
621
00:27:49,218 --> 00:27:52,051
I grew up fat and lonely.
622
00:27:52,121 --> 00:27:53,532
When I lost all the weight,
I thought
623
00:27:53,556 --> 00:27:54,933
men would look
at me differently,
624
00:27:54,957 --> 00:27:56,623
but they didn't.
625
00:27:57,709 --> 00:27:59,092
I just kind of gave up.
626
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,428
Oh, Mary Beth...
627
00:28:01,497 --> 00:28:05,899
But then I met Andrew.
He's sweet,
fun and I just thought,
628
00:28:07,136 --> 00:28:08,852
"I could do a lot worse."
629
00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:10,387
No, no, no.
630
00:28:10,455 --> 00:28:12,522
No, you listen to me.
631
00:28:12,591 --> 00:28:16,393
You deserve real romance
and passion in your life.
632
00:28:16,461 --> 00:28:17,928
I know all about this.
633
00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:20,258
I have been with plenty
of men for companionship
634
00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:22,427
when it should
have been for love.
635
00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:24,868
The right man for you
is out there somewhere.
636
00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:29,256
You just can't settle.
It's not fair to
you or to Andrew.
637
00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:38,715
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
638
00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:46,923
I think we need to talk.
639
00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:50,661
All right.
640
00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:54,847
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
641
00:28:54,916 --> 00:28:57,350
Coming! Coming, coming.
642
00:28:58,654 --> 00:29:00,119
Okay.
643
00:29:00,189 --> 00:29:01,421
No.
644
00:29:06,127 --> 00:29:07,661
Hey.
Hey.
645
00:29:07,729 --> 00:29:11,415
I came as soon as
I got your message.
So, power's out, huh?
646
00:29:11,484 --> 00:29:12,849
I know, it's so embarrassing.
647
00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,829
I just got off the phone
with the electric company
648
00:29:14,853 --> 00:29:16,664
and it turns out
it's a faulty line.
649
00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:19,089
So they're gonna fix it
first thing tomorrow morning.
650
00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:20,835
So, you don't need me
to look at anything or...
651
00:29:20,859 --> 00:29:23,638
I'm sorry. I feel terrible,
dragging you all
the way over here.
652
00:29:23,662 --> 00:29:26,507
So, you want something
for your trouble?
A drink or...
653
00:29:26,531 --> 00:29:28,565
No. No, no,
I don't want to
be in your hair.
654
00:29:28,634 --> 00:29:30,300
No, no, you're not.
655
00:29:30,368 --> 00:29:32,502
Honestly,
it's a little scary being
656
00:29:32,571 --> 00:29:35,338
all alone in a dark house.
(CHUCKLES)
657
00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:38,258
Hence the hundreds of candles.
658
00:29:38,326 --> 00:29:40,646
Yeah,
I did go
a little overboard, huh?
659
00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:44,564
What are you cooking?
It smells amazing in here.
660
00:29:44,633 --> 00:29:46,711
Yeah?
I'm trying out
a new recipe
661
00:29:46,735 --> 00:29:48,769
for the kids.
Beef bourguignon.
662
00:29:48,837 --> 00:29:50,504
But Penny's with Jane
663
00:29:50,572 --> 00:29:53,072
and Parker's having pizza
with the Martindales.
664
00:29:53,141 --> 00:29:56,259
I love beef bourguignon.
665
00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:58,595
That's right.
I totally forgot.
666
00:29:58,663 --> 00:30:00,797
You remember
the first time we tried it?
667
00:30:00,866 --> 00:30:03,266
New York.
Our second anniversary.
668
00:30:03,335 --> 00:30:05,952
That must be
where I got the idea!
669
00:30:06,021 --> 00:30:08,381
I was just looking at
pictures from that trip.
670
00:30:08,424 --> 00:30:10,524
Yeah?
You got out
the old photo album?
671
00:30:10,592 --> 00:30:11,658
Yeah.
672
00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:17,647
(CHUCKLES)
Man. Look at us.
673
00:30:17,716 --> 00:30:21,235
Hey, why don't
you stay for dinner?
I'll make you a plate.
674
00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:23,353
Yeah, I don't know.
675
00:30:23,421 --> 00:30:24,737
Come on.
676
00:30:24,806 --> 00:30:27,307
Jane's at the concert.
What would you rather do,
677
00:30:27,376 --> 00:30:30,896
eat a microwave
dinner all alone
in your apartment,
678
00:30:31,797 --> 00:30:33,697
or beef bourguignon?
679
00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:37,501
Well, I'd hate for
it to go to waste.
680
00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:38,569
(TOM CHUCKLES)
681
00:30:46,411 --> 00:30:48,378
Well, I hope you're happy.
682
00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:50,591
Mary Beth is on her way
back to Wisconsin.
683
00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:51,931
I'm sorry.
684
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,111
Why are you so concerned
about her life?
685
00:30:54,135 --> 00:30:55,846
What about me?
I'm your son!
686
00:30:55,870 --> 00:30:57,737
I did this for you.
687
00:30:57,806 --> 00:31:00,068
Can you look me in
the eye and tell me you
would have been happy
688
00:31:00,092 --> 00:31:02,476
spending the rest of your
life with that woman?
689
00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:05,740
That marriage
really could
have helped me out.
690
00:31:05,764 --> 00:31:07,959
And you have no idea
how much help I need.
691
00:31:07,983 --> 00:31:10,316
Why? What is going on?
692
00:31:10,385 --> 00:31:13,219
Where do I start?
Um...
693
00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:16,857
Well,
I took a loss on the house
that you got me.
694
00:31:16,925 --> 00:31:21,511
I lost my job,
can't find a new one.
695
00:31:21,579 --> 00:31:24,247
I have a ton of
credit card debt.
696
00:31:24,316 --> 00:31:27,144
And Mary Beth was willing
to help me out
with all of that.
697
00:31:27,168 --> 00:31:30,570
Well, so would I.
Why didn't you
come to me for help?
698
00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:32,100
Do you know what it feels like
699
00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:35,553
to have to keep running
back to your mother to
fix your problems?
700
00:31:35,577 --> 00:31:37,944
My whole life,
you've been propping me up.
701
00:31:38,013 --> 00:31:40,613
When I needed a job,
when I was dumped,
702
00:31:40,682 --> 00:31:42,598
when I was drinking.
703
00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:46,937
I'm so tired
of you seeing
me as a failure.
704
00:31:47,005 --> 00:31:48,888
Andrew,
if you would go
through all of this,
705
00:31:48,957 --> 00:31:51,057
rather than come to me for help,
706
00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:53,176
then I am the one who's failed.
707
00:31:55,230 --> 00:31:56,230
(SIGHS)
708
00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:59,866
How about we just agree
that we both failed?
709
00:32:03,639 --> 00:32:05,305
So what are you gonna do now?
710
00:32:05,374 --> 00:32:07,785
I don't know.
I had a pretty
good set-up there.
711
00:32:07,809 --> 00:32:11,077
A place to live,
somebody who needed me.
712
00:32:11,146 --> 00:32:13,141
All the frozen custard
that I could eat.
713
00:32:13,165 --> 00:32:15,449
Well, I don't have any custard,
714
00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:18,568
but I can offer
you a place to stay
715
00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:21,188
and someone else who needs you.
716
00:32:23,909 --> 00:32:26,176
All right,
717
00:32:26,245 --> 00:32:28,565
just until I get back
on my feet again.
718
00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:36,159
Now,
let's talk about that party.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
719
00:32:36,205 --> 00:32:41,074
I can swear I saw
Bryan with a "Y"
checking you out.
720
00:32:41,143 --> 00:32:44,911
Well, actually,
I am more into
Geoffrey with a "G."
721
00:32:44,980 --> 00:32:46,279
Now that's my gay son.
722
00:32:46,348 --> 00:32:47,614
(CHUCKLES)
723
00:32:50,519 --> 00:32:52,819
God, look at all
the stuff we're doing.
724
00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:54,031
We used to be interesting.
725
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:57,990
I know! We hiked,
we went to the theater.
726
00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:00,427
We took salsa lessons.
727
00:33:00,495 --> 00:33:02,862
And then came the kids.
728
00:33:02,931 --> 00:33:04,397
Ah, fun killers.
729
00:33:04,466 --> 00:33:05,899
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
730
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,519
Mmm.
731
00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:11,132
This is amazing.
It's even better
732
00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:12,689
than that
restaurant in New York.
733
00:33:12,758 --> 00:33:15,325
I don't know.
That place was pretty good.
734
00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:16,634
How did we even find it?
735
00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:18,695
You don't remember?
Mmm-mmm.
736
00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:21,331
We got caught
in that torrential downpour.
737
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,366
We ducked in there to dry off.
738
00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:27,370
Right.
And then the owner insisted
on making us a special meal
739
00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:30,599
because we had
that newlywed look.
(CHUCKLES)
740
00:33:34,062 --> 00:33:36,246
Lot of water under
that bridge, huh?
741
00:33:37,733 --> 00:33:40,213
Yeah,
but it was
a pretty strong bridge.
742
00:33:44,006 --> 00:33:46,706
Look how young we were.
743
00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:48,475
Yeah.
(LAUGHS)
744
00:33:49,911 --> 00:33:53,780
Back then I could actually see
without my reading glasses.
745
00:33:53,849 --> 00:33:56,015
Here you go.
Best I can do for light.
746
00:33:56,084 --> 00:33:57,416
Thank you.
747
00:34:02,407 --> 00:34:04,273
Oh!
(LAUGHS)
748
00:34:04,342 --> 00:34:06,259
I am glad you kept these.
749
00:34:07,863 --> 00:34:09,845
Good memories, huh?
750
00:34:10,815 --> 00:34:12,082
Yeah.
751
00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:16,603
You know,
sometimes you
just get overwhelmed
752
00:34:16,672 --> 00:34:20,440
by work and kids and life
753
00:34:20,509 --> 00:34:24,060
and it's just so easy to
754
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:27,981
forget.
755
00:34:28,050 --> 00:34:29,515
Yeah.
756
00:34:30,785 --> 00:34:32,885
Yeah, it is.
757
00:34:34,439 --> 00:34:35,572
(FLAME WHOOSHES)
758
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,624
I'm on fire!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
759
00:34:37,693 --> 00:34:38,775
I'm on fire!
760
00:34:38,843 --> 00:34:40,143
Oh, my God!
761
00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:42,579
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
762
00:34:45,850 --> 00:34:46,961
Are you okay?
763
00:34:46,985 --> 00:34:48,752
(GROANS)
I think I burned the skin.
764
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,587
Oh! Jeez, let me see.
765
00:34:52,157 --> 00:34:53,397
(SIGHS)
766
00:34:54,726 --> 00:34:57,193
It doesn't look so bad.
767
00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:59,396
I thought the power was out.
768
00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:02,732
They must have fixed it.
769
00:35:03,735 --> 00:35:04,934
You set this up.
770
00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:06,469
You know, in my defense, I...
771
00:35:06,538 --> 00:35:07,704
What the hell is going on?
772
00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:10,173
I just wanted to
see where we stood.
773
00:35:10,241 --> 00:35:12,175
If there was still anything
between us,
774
00:35:12,244 --> 00:35:16,212
if we could find our
way back to those people
in the pictures.
775
00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:17,697
By tricking me?
776
00:35:17,766 --> 00:35:20,016
I'm sorry about how I did it.
777
00:35:20,085 --> 00:35:22,986
But you can't deny
what just happened.
778
00:35:23,054 --> 00:35:25,822
You still feel something.
779
00:35:25,891 --> 00:35:29,042
Jane just moved in with me.
780
00:35:29,111 --> 00:35:30,910
And you do this now?
781
00:35:38,253 --> 00:35:39,253
(DOOR OPENS)
782
00:35:40,705 --> 00:35:41,705
(DOOR CLOSES)
783
00:35:46,194 --> 00:35:47,238
Hey, Mom.
784
00:35:47,262 --> 00:35:49,462
Hey! How was the concert?
785
00:35:49,530 --> 00:35:51,697
Awesome.
How did it go with Dad?
786
00:35:52,634 --> 00:35:54,033
Not so awesome.
787
00:35:54,102 --> 00:35:56,803
Yeah, I kind of got that
from the sweatpants.
788
00:35:56,871 --> 00:35:58,571
Come here, you.
789
00:35:59,541 --> 00:36:00,541
Hi.
790
00:36:00,608 --> 00:36:01,719
Hi.
(KISS)
791
00:36:01,743 --> 00:36:02,743
(CHUCKLES)
792
00:36:04,246 --> 00:36:05,246
So now what?
793
00:36:06,314 --> 00:36:08,264
I don't know.
794
00:36:10,135 --> 00:36:12,235
Well, I'll tell you
what you can't do.
795
00:36:12,304 --> 00:36:13,304
Give up.
796
00:36:14,973 --> 00:36:16,093
Taylor Swift has this song,
797
00:36:16,157 --> 00:36:17,607
Mmm.
798
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,309
Mmm-hmm.
799
00:36:19,377 --> 00:36:22,996
You Belong With Me.
It's about how she won't
stop loving this guy
800
00:36:23,064 --> 00:36:25,781
even though he's
with the wrong girl.
801
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:28,784
And when she sang it tonight,
802
00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:30,570
all I could think about
was you and Dad.
803
00:36:32,191 --> 00:36:34,424
And this guy she loves,
804
00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:36,470
does he eventually
come to his senses?
805
00:36:36,494 --> 00:36:37,794
(SCOFFS)
806
00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:40,330
It wouldn't be
a very good video
if he didn't.
807
00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:44,467
And don't worry.
Dad will, too.
808
00:36:45,653 --> 00:36:47,586
You think?
809
00:36:47,655 --> 00:36:51,223
Mom, you're fighting for him.
810
00:36:51,293 --> 00:36:52,413
What guy doesn't like that?
811
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,427
(CHUCKLES)
812
00:36:54,496 --> 00:36:57,130
You know, (KISS)
813
00:36:57,199 --> 00:36:59,010
when you say
something really smart
like that,
814
00:36:59,034 --> 00:37:02,051
it makes me think
I did a really good job.
815
00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:07,835
What do you think?
Is it going to blister?
816
00:37:07,859 --> 00:37:11,477
It's a first-degree burn, Tom.
You'll be fine.
817
00:37:11,546 --> 00:37:13,245
But as your physician,
818
00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:16,749
let me recommend,
no more candlelit baths alone.
819
00:37:16,818 --> 00:37:18,863
Yeah,
I don't know
what I was thinking.
820
00:37:18,887 --> 00:37:21,154
Well, the good news is
I can declare
you healthy enough
821
00:37:21,222 --> 00:37:24,574
for any and all sexual activity.
822
00:37:28,229 --> 00:37:29,528
Actually,
823
00:37:30,364 --> 00:37:32,444
I need to get some work done.
824
00:37:33,151 --> 00:37:34,917
Oh.
825
00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:38,304
Okay. Well, the nice thing
about us living together,
826
00:37:38,373 --> 00:37:41,741
if you change your mind,
you know where to find me.
827
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:52,769
Okay, that's the last of them.
828
00:37:52,838 --> 00:37:54,303
Okay.
829
00:37:54,372 --> 00:37:57,073
Actually, we're not done here.
830
00:37:58,843 --> 00:38:01,660
I want to talk to you.
831
00:38:01,730 --> 00:38:03,646
Is this about what happened
at school?
832
00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:04,881
Yes.
833
00:38:09,187 --> 00:38:11,454
You need to know
that it is never okay
834
00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:12,939
to throw a stapler at someone.
835
00:38:14,091 --> 00:38:15,875
I know.
836
00:38:15,944 --> 00:38:19,379
It's also never okay
to sweep a bunch of stuff
off someone's desk
837
00:38:19,447 --> 00:38:23,883
because you don't
like what they're
saying about your son.
838
00:38:23,952 --> 00:38:26,992
Particularly if
they've just had
bunion surgery.
839
00:38:27,422 --> 00:38:29,238
You did that to Mrs. Butters?
840
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,090
Not proud of it, but yeah.
841
00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:33,877
I was really mad.
842
00:38:35,613 --> 00:38:36,813
Just like you.
843
00:38:38,700 --> 00:38:42,635
MJ,
something horrible
happened to you.
844
00:38:44,272 --> 00:38:48,240
And every time
you started to
get angry about it,
845
00:38:48,309 --> 00:38:54,480
I wanted to cover it up
with ice cream or video games.
846
00:38:54,549 --> 00:38:57,567
But the truth is,
we shouldn't cover it up.
847
00:38:58,587 --> 00:39:00,419
We should let it out.
848
00:39:02,824 --> 00:39:06,275
Now, we can't hurt people,
849
00:39:08,496 --> 00:39:09,829
but we can
850
00:39:11,066 --> 00:39:12,331
hurt jam.
851
00:39:16,421 --> 00:39:17,421
(SIGHS)
852
00:39:20,425 --> 00:39:21,425
(GRUNTS)
853
00:39:21,910 --> 00:39:23,509
Mom!
854
00:39:23,578 --> 00:39:26,412
People sent us this
to help us feel better.
855
00:39:26,481 --> 00:39:28,548
And it's going to.
856
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:30,696
Just not in
the way they thought.
857
00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:33,170
(GRUNTS)
858
00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:36,722
Come on, buddy.
859
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:39,325
You got a lot to be angry about.
860
00:39:41,129 --> 00:39:44,129
(VOICE BREAKING)
What happened sucks.
861
00:39:53,858 --> 00:39:54,858
(GRUNTS)
862
00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:13,159
Sweetie.
863
00:40:13,228 --> 00:40:15,228
(SNIFFLES AND CRIES)
864
00:40:15,297 --> 00:40:17,697
I love you.
I love you.
865
00:40:19,067 --> 00:40:21,167
I love you so much.
866
00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:26,868
That's a cake
I made for a wedding
a few years ago.
867
00:40:26,892 --> 00:40:28,085
I know what you're gonna say,
868
00:40:28,109 --> 00:40:30,593
it's too extravagant.
It's not big enough.
869
00:40:30,661 --> 00:40:33,261
Oh. Well,
I suppose we could
add another tier.
870
00:40:33,831 --> 00:40:34,831
Make it two.
871
00:40:36,151 --> 00:40:38,868
I really appreciate this, Bree.
872
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:41,137
Ben is such a guy.
873
00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:43,217
He's not gonna be any help
planning this wedding.
874
00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:45,341
Yes,
especially since
he's dealing
875
00:40:45,410 --> 00:40:47,710
with that nasty
business of the body.
876
00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:50,313
Oh, that?
No, Ben's in the clear.
877
00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:51,481
Really?
878
00:40:51,549 --> 00:40:53,494
Yeah,
the cops called
this morning.
879
00:40:53,518 --> 00:40:54,701
They figured out
880
00:40:54,769 --> 00:40:57,620
the guy they found
died eight months ago.
881
00:40:57,689 --> 00:41:00,072
That was way before
Ben started construction.
882
00:41:00,141 --> 00:41:01,519
Oh.
Yeah.
883
00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:03,587
The cops think
the guy was just
some poor drifter.
884
00:41:03,611 --> 00:41:04,822
Anyway, it's over.
885
00:41:04,846 --> 00:41:06,279
Good.
886
00:41:06,347 --> 00:41:08,114
Well, now we can
focus all our energy
887
00:41:08,182 --> 00:41:10,799
on giving you the best
wedding in the world.
888
00:41:11,953 --> 00:41:14,553
Tomorrow we'll
start our planning.
889
00:41:17,458 --> 00:41:21,477
MARY ALICE: Yes, in life,
when we see an opportunity,
890
00:41:21,546 --> 00:41:23,746
we have to take it.
891
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:30,319
Whether it'sthe hope of winning backthe love of our life.
892
00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:35,992
A shot at proving our worth.
893
00:41:38,396 --> 00:41:43,132
Or the chanceto show a childthe right path.
894
00:41:47,021 --> 00:41:48,421
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
895
00:41:48,490 --> 00:41:51,190
But sometimes,
when we answer the call...
896
00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:52,259
Hello?
897
00:41:52,327 --> 00:41:53,826
Hi, it's Bree.
898
00:41:53,895 --> 00:41:57,914
We have no idea
what opportunity awaits us.
899
00:41:57,983 --> 00:42:00,016
Renee just told
me the good news.
900
00:42:00,085 --> 00:42:03,636
And I wanted to thank you
for keeping my secret.
901
00:42:03,722 --> 00:42:06,271
No worries.
Told you I would.
902
00:42:06,340 --> 00:42:08,791
BREE: I know. But even
when suspicion moved onto you,
903
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:11,361
you still protected me
and that's very honorable.
904
00:42:11,429 --> 00:42:12,907
BEN:
Really, it was no big deal.
905
00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:14,242
BREE:
Maybe not to you.
906
00:42:14,266 --> 00:42:16,682
You're not the one
who put a body in the ground.
907
00:42:16,751 --> 00:42:18,729
You have to understand,
a day doesn't go by
908
00:42:18,753 --> 00:42:21,754
when that doesnot weigh heavilyon my conscience.
909
00:42:22,590 --> 00:42:23,923
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