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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,216 --> 00:00:05,135 (upbeat funk music) 2 00:00:20,108 --> 00:00:21,860 ♫ Well welcome to the future ♫ 3 00:00:22,152 --> 00:00:24,196 ♫ J' In the hopes that it will suit ya ♫ 4 00:00:24,488 --> 00:00:28,283 ♫ Yeah welcome to the great society ♫ 5 00:00:28,575 --> 00:00:32,663 ♫ It's the age of the computer and the rocket ship commuter ♫ 6 00:00:32,955 --> 00:00:36,750 ♫ Well the whole wide world has changed technologically ♫ 7 00:00:37,042 --> 00:00:41,046 ♫ Here in civilization 2000, 2000 ♫ 8 00:00:41,338 --> 00:00:45,259 ♫ We find love and will you find me ♫ 9 00:00:45,551 --> 00:00:49,555 ♫ Here in civilization 2000, 2000 ♫ 10 00:00:49,846 --> 00:00:54,601 ♫ We find love and will you find me ♫ 11 00:00:56,311 --> 00:01:00,482 ♫ And the people on the planet from Pacific to Atlantic ♫ 12 00:01:00,774 --> 00:01:04,570 ♫ Are all getting along here most uncomfortably ♫ 13 00:01:04,861 --> 00:01:06,613 ♫ Cause while life here isn't perfect ♫ 14 00:01:06,905 --> 00:01:08,865 ♫ Provided you're a robot or a circuit ♫ 15 00:01:09,157 --> 00:01:12,995 ♫ Well getting it on is only done electrically ♫ 16 00:01:13,287 --> 00:01:17,165 ♫ Here in civilization 2000, 2000 ♫ 17 00:01:17,457 --> 00:01:21,461 ♫ We find love and will you find me ♫ 18 00:01:21,753 --> 00:01:25,716 ♫ Here in civilization 2000, 2000 ♫ 19 00:01:26,008 --> 00:01:30,137 ♫ We find love and will you find me ♫ 20 00:01:51,366 --> 00:01:53,243 ♫ In this new and glorious nation ♫ 21 00:01:53,535 --> 00:01:55,579 ♫ Where folks have been reduced to a computation ♫ 22 00:01:55,871 --> 00:01:59,541 ♫ Why love and its message have vanished evaporatively ♫ 23 00:01:59,833 --> 00:02:01,918 ♫ And there is very little magic ♫ 24 00:02:02,210 --> 00:02:04,212 ♫ In a world that no longer believes ♫ 25 00:02:04,504 --> 00:02:09,301 ♫ But maybe there's enough to restore our destinies ♫ 26 00:02:10,385 --> 00:02:14,514 ♫ Here in civilization 2000, 2000 ♫ 27 00:02:14,806 --> 00:02:18,727 ♫ Will we find love, will we be free ♫ 28 00:02:19,019 --> 00:02:23,065 ♫ Here in civilization 2000, 2000 ♫ 29 00:02:23,357 --> 00:02:27,069 ♫ Will we find love and will you find me ♫ 30 00:02:27,361 --> 00:02:31,281 ♫ Will we find love and will you find me ♫ 31 00:02:31,573 --> 00:02:35,285 ♫ Will we find love and will you find me ♫ 32 00:02:35,577 --> 00:02:39,414 ♫ Will we find love and will you find me ♫ 33 00:02:39,706 --> 00:02:44,252 ♫ Will we find love and will you find me ♫ 34 00:02:56,181 --> 00:02:59,017 (computer beeping) 35 00:03:09,986 --> 00:03:12,114 - Good evening, my children. 36 00:03:12,406 --> 00:03:15,826 This is your Controller here again with another one of our 37 00:03:16,118 --> 00:03:20,038 intimate little electronic fireside chats. 38 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:23,375 A little progress report on the state of the planet. 39 00:03:23,667 --> 00:03:27,087 But first a few computerized statistics to fill you in 40 00:03:27,379 --> 00:03:29,923 on our recent anti-crime progran. 41 00:03:31,925 --> 00:03:34,261 Petty crime is down 48%. 42 00:03:37,013 --> 00:03:40,434 Computer crime is up 12%, goddamn it. 43 00:03:41,768 --> 00:03:43,437 Oh, sorry about that. 44 00:03:44,896 --> 00:03:46,481 Rape is up 35%. 45 00:03:47,649 --> 00:03:50,402 Aggravated assault is up 53%. 46 00:03:53,405 --> 00:03:55,157 Unauthorized fornication has risen 47 00:03:55,449 --> 00:03:58,618 to an all-time high of 95%. 48 00:03:58,910 --> 00:04:00,328 This cannot continue. 49 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:03,457 Fornication without the express permission of the Controller 50 00:04:03,749 --> 00:04:06,418 and Control Central is verboten! 51 00:04:06,710 --> 00:04:08,336 - [Man] Forbidden. 52 00:04:08,628 --> 00:04:10,338 - Forbidden, thank you. 53 00:04:12,758 --> 00:04:16,845 A planet without order is a planet out of control. 54 00:04:19,014 --> 00:04:22,601 You all must realize that for the common good 55 00:04:22,893 --> 00:04:25,187 fornication must be regulated. 56 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:30,484 And indiscriminate sex must be outlawed completed. 57 00:04:33,153 --> 00:04:35,572 Do you understand what I mean? 58 00:04:36,573 --> 00:04:39,534 Cut out that goddamn screwing, I mean it! 59 00:04:39,826 --> 00:04:42,329 Take cold showers, run around the block, anything. 60 00:04:42,621 --> 00:04:43,789 But cool off. 61 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,708 I'm warning you, don't get me hot. 62 00:04:49,586 --> 00:04:52,172 Good night from Control Central. 63 00:04:57,469 --> 00:04:59,262 (Roscoe beeping) 64 00:04:59,554 --> 00:05:02,182 (couple laughing) 65 00:05:06,812 --> 00:05:08,188 - [Roscoe] Fornication without sanction! 66 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,774 Fornication without sanction! 67 00:05:11,066 --> 00:05:12,317 - [Man] You are too late, Roscoe. 68 00:05:12,609 --> 00:05:13,443 - [Roscoe] What? 69 00:05:13,735 --> 00:05:14,945 No, no, no! 70 00:05:15,237 --> 00:05:16,655 Fornication without sanction! 71 00:05:16,947 --> 00:05:18,532 Fornication without sanction! 72 00:05:18,824 --> 00:05:20,242 Fornication without sanction! 73 00:05:20,534 --> 00:05:23,203 Fornioation, fornication, fornication. 74 00:05:23,495 --> 00:05:25,372 Fornication, fornication. 75 00:05:36,132 --> 00:05:36,883 - Ouch. 76 00:05:39,719 --> 00:05:42,722 - Sorry, I'll try to be more careful. 77 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:46,685 Are you okay? 78 00:05:46,977 --> 00:05:49,104 - Of course I'm okay, why? 79 00:05:49,396 --> 00:05:50,897 - Because I'm not doing anything, that's why. 80 00:05:51,189 --> 00:05:51,815 - Oh. 81 00:05:55,235 --> 00:05:57,988 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 82 00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:58,905 - No. 83 00:06:00,740 --> 00:06:03,660 Wait a minute, I made some sketches. 84 00:06:23,388 --> 00:06:25,348 - Geez, that doesn't look like much fun. 85 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:26,600 I could get hurt. 86 00:06:26,892 --> 00:06:27,601 - You think so? 87 00:06:27,893 --> 00:06:30,854 - Oh yeah, hey, I can't do this. 88 00:06:31,146 --> 00:06:34,441 - Boy, I never knew it could be so hard. 89 00:06:34,733 --> 00:06:36,776 - Hard, that's it. 90 00:06:37,068 --> 00:06:38,361 Roll over, cowboy. 91 00:07:08,224 --> 00:07:11,519 Let's see if Jill can find the magic oil. 92 00:07:20,028 --> 00:07:22,447 Ah, this looks like the spout. 93 00:07:28,119 --> 00:07:30,455 - [Roscoe] Two more violators, two more violators. 94 00:07:30,747 --> 00:07:32,958 Caught in the act, caught in the act. 95 00:07:33,249 --> 00:07:34,834 - Who are you? 96 00:07:35,126 --> 00:07:36,127 - What are you? 97 00:07:36,419 --> 00:07:38,296 - [Roscoe] I'm Roscoe, what do I look like? 98 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:41,800 The Controller's moral officer of course. 99 00:07:45,428 --> 00:07:46,805 AW, the hell With it. 100 00:07:47,097 --> 00:07:48,264 - We didn't do anything, honest. 101 00:07:48,556 --> 00:07:49,432 We don't even know how. 102 00:07:49,724 --> 00:07:50,725 - [Roscoe] The list, the list. 103 00:07:51,017 --> 00:07:52,102 Let's have the Controller's list. 104 00:07:52,394 --> 00:07:55,271 The Controller's list, the Controller's (beeps). 105 00:07:55,563 --> 00:07:57,440 Roscoe are you all right? 106 00:07:57,732 --> 00:07:59,609 I'm fine, how are you? 107 00:07:59,901 --> 00:08:02,070 - [Man] Here you go, Roscoe. 108 00:08:02,362 --> 00:08:04,948 - [Roscoe] Zach, Mack, Tack, Brak. 109 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,283 Bill, Gill, Lil, Dill, Nil. 110 00:08:08,451 --> 00:08:11,329 You're not on the list, you're not on the list. 111 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:13,540 No more bedroom fornication for you. 112 00:08:13,832 --> 00:08:16,626 - But we need the practice, damn it. 113 00:08:18,044 --> 00:08:19,754 - [Roscoe] I've never seen that program before. 114 00:08:20,046 --> 00:08:22,007 - Just give us another five minutes please. 115 00:08:22,298 --> 00:08:23,299 - What good would five minutes be? 116 00:08:23,591 --> 00:08:24,801 We've had an hour. 117 00:08:25,093 --> 00:08:27,554 - [Roscoe] Move 'em out, move 'em out, gotta be punished. 118 00:08:27,846 --> 00:08:30,765 Violation ordinance number 9369. 119 00:08:31,057 --> 00:08:35,520 Gotta be punished, gotta be punished, gotta be punished. 120 00:08:37,188 --> 00:08:40,025 (computer beeping) 121 00:09:18,772 --> 00:09:22,192 - Who told you to polish this counter, Cindy? 122 00:09:22,484 --> 00:09:23,485 - You did, Mother. 123 00:09:23,777 --> 00:09:25,445 - I am not your mother. 124 00:09:25,737 --> 00:09:29,032 It's a curse that I'm even your stepmother. 125 00:09:29,324 --> 00:09:32,535 If you can see your face, it's too shiny. 126 00:09:33,453 --> 00:09:35,538 Remember that, goddamn it. 127 00:09:37,791 --> 00:09:39,876 Damn it, damn crow's feet. 128 00:09:48,676 --> 00:09:52,722 When you finish those windows, I want the ironing done, 129 00:09:53,014 --> 00:09:56,142 the floors waxed, the China closet dusted, 130 00:09:56,434 --> 00:09:59,020 the silverware polished, dinner started, 131 00:09:59,312 --> 00:10:04,067 and don't forget to check out the closed circuit monitors. 132 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:08,613 That goddamn security system is fouled up again. 133 00:10:08,905 --> 00:10:09,614 - Yes, mam. 134 00:10:11,950 --> 00:10:14,786 - [Roscoe] Move on in, shake a leg, shake a leg. 135 00:10:15,078 --> 00:10:19,457 Keep moving, move on in, move on in, shake a leg. 136 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,292 - We never got to shake anything. 137 00:10:21,584 --> 00:10:22,585 - [Roscoe] Never got to shake anything. 138 00:10:22,877 --> 00:10:23,837 Never got to shake anything. 139 00:10:24,129 --> 00:10:25,088 Never got. 140 00:10:25,380 --> 00:10:26,214 - What are you gonna do with us? 141 00:10:26,506 --> 00:10:27,382 - [Roscoe] Never got to shake anything. 142 00:10:27,674 --> 00:10:29,801 Never got to shake anything. 143 00:10:31,386 --> 00:10:33,596 - Say, big boy, how about you and me 144 00:10:33,888 --> 00:10:35,849 discussing this privately? 145 00:10:37,058 --> 00:10:40,562 - [Roscoe] What you got in mind, hot pants? 146 00:10:41,521 --> 00:10:42,772 Was that me? 147 00:10:43,064 --> 00:10:44,190 - Hear ye, hear ye, 148 00:10:44,482 --> 00:10:46,526 will everyone please watch the television? 149 00:10:46,818 --> 00:10:49,696 - [Roscoe] Right, right, move on in, move on in. 150 00:10:49,988 --> 00:10:53,199 Please recognize his most magnificent, 151 00:10:53,491 --> 00:10:55,368 merciful, our Controller. 152 00:10:57,245 --> 00:10:59,664 - Flagrant fornication is against 153 00:10:59,956 --> 00:11:02,041 the best interests of our planet. 154 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:05,044 Not just because we are overpopulated 155 00:11:05,336 --> 00:11:09,382 and because it is decadent but because it is dirty. 156 00:11:10,758 --> 00:11:14,012 Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! 157 00:11:14,304 --> 00:11:18,308 - [Roscoe] Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! 158 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:23,396 - Only those selected by the central computer can fornicate. 159 00:11:26,608 --> 00:11:30,195 Anyone else caught doing it will be punished 160 00:11:32,071 --> 00:11:34,741 in accordance with the full limit of the law. 161 00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:35,992 I have spoken. 162 00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:40,288 - [Roscoe] He has spoken. 163 00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:44,167 Fornication without sanction of the Controller. 164 00:11:44,459 --> 00:11:49,255 Violation ordinance number 1369696969 (beeps). 165 00:11:50,798 --> 00:11:52,842 68,68(be€P$) 166 00:11:53,134 --> 00:11:53,760 69. 167 00:11:54,677 --> 00:11:56,179 Remove their coats. 168 00:11:57,472 --> 00:11:58,932 - No, Jack, I won't do it. 169 00:11:59,224 --> 00:12:01,559 - You have to, Jill, we're already in enough trouble. 170 00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,686 - But Jack, these people are perverted. 171 00:12:03,978 --> 00:12:06,439 - [Roscoe] Perverted, perverted, perverted, perverted. 172 00:12:06,731 --> 00:12:09,776 Perverted, perverted, perverted, perverted. 173 00:12:10,068 --> 00:12:13,196 - Why does Mom buy this cheap crap? 174 00:12:13,488 --> 00:12:14,405 Gimme that lipstick. 175 00:12:14,697 --> 00:12:16,407 - Bitch, get your own. 176 00:12:16,699 --> 00:12:18,284 - You sleazy little slut. 177 00:12:18,576 --> 00:12:19,702 You're so nasty. 178 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:24,707 What, you think your funny, don't you? 179 00:12:24,999 --> 00:12:25,708 Think you're funny. 180 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,585 Look, two can do this. 181 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:28,544 - You think so, huh? 182 00:12:28,836 --> 00:12:29,379 - Yes. 183 00:12:29,671 --> 00:12:31,965 - I'll get you (laughs). 184 00:12:32,257 --> 00:12:35,969 - Wait just a minute (laughs). 185 00:12:37,553 --> 00:12:40,807 - Someone has been in my makeup! 186 00:12:41,099 --> 00:12:41,724 Cindy! 187 00:12:45,436 --> 00:12:47,021 Just as I suspected. 188 00:12:49,315 --> 00:12:53,111 Look, look at the color in those cheeks. 189 00:12:53,403 --> 00:12:54,445 - But I don't use makeup, mam. 190 00:12:54,737 --> 00:12:56,906 I've never had any to use. 191 00:12:57,198 --> 00:12:58,825 - Don't you lie to me. 192 00:13:00,034 --> 00:13:02,120 There isn't anything you wouldn't try 193 00:13:02,412 --> 00:13:04,664 if you thought it might make you pretty. 194 00:13:04,956 --> 00:13:07,417 Now admit it, admit it, damn it! 195 00:13:12,130 --> 00:13:13,881 - Yes, mam, it was me. 196 00:13:17,510 --> 00:13:19,262 - That's more like it. 197 00:13:20,346 --> 00:13:24,434 Look at you, what difference would makeup make anyway? 198 00:13:24,726 --> 00:13:26,227 Who'd look at you? 199 00:13:26,519 --> 00:13:30,481 And cover yourself up, you shameless little hussy. 200 00:13:31,774 --> 00:13:34,610 Don't think you are kidding me any. 201 00:13:35,653 --> 00:13:38,740 You are just waiting for the day you can leave me. 202 00:13:39,032 --> 00:13:41,326 Only that day will never come. 203 00:13:44,412 --> 00:13:48,082 Your old man left me next to nothing when he died. 204 00:13:48,374 --> 00:13:49,500 Nothing but you. 205 00:13:51,085 --> 00:13:55,173 And I aim to work your little buns off, you hear? 206 00:13:55,465 --> 00:13:56,174 - Oh yes, mam. 207 00:13:56,466 --> 00:13:59,427 - I want everything done by the time I get home. 208 00:13:59,719 --> 00:14:02,430 And stay the hell out of my makeup! 209 00:14:07,101 --> 00:14:09,896 Lord knows I don't really need any. 210 00:14:12,815 --> 00:14:14,567 I'd just as soon trade you in 211 00:14:14,859 --> 00:14:17,320 on a well-built male type robot. 212 00:14:21,324 --> 00:14:24,243 (Stepmother laughs) 213 00:14:26,954 --> 00:14:27,705 A robot. 214 00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:33,711 - Looks like I'll never get to go hiking now. 215 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,381 - You said it, you forfeited your afternoon off. 216 00:14:36,672 --> 00:14:38,800 - Are you trying to get us in trouble or something? 217 00:14:39,092 --> 00:14:41,052 Go scrub that floor. 218 00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:42,720 - Oh, don't mind her. 219 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:46,099 She always blows her mind when she's horny. 220 00:14:46,391 --> 00:14:48,434 - Who wouldn't be horny? 221 00:14:48,726 --> 00:14:50,103 Some life we've got. 222 00:14:50,395 --> 00:14:53,564 Books are outlawed, no True Confession magazines. 223 00:14:53,856 --> 00:14:55,817 I can't even get laid on this planet. 224 00:14:56,109 --> 00:14:57,944 Everything that's fun is against the law. 225 00:14:58,236 --> 00:15:01,114 (upbeat funky music) 226 00:15:04,534 --> 00:15:07,370 ♫ Living on this planet is a pain in the neck ♫ 227 00:15:07,662 --> 00:15:10,832 ♫ Yeah, it's turning me into a nervous wreck ♫ 228 00:15:11,124 --> 00:15:13,751 ♫ We got to practice abstinence ♫ 229 00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:16,087 ♫ 'Cause the other is a criminal offense ♫ 230 00:15:16,379 --> 00:15:20,049 ♫ Well the government expects you to sit here and rot ♫ 231 00:15:20,341 --> 00:15:23,636 ♫ While the central computer either picks you or not ♫ 232 00:15:23,928 --> 00:15:26,556 ♫ Your number could never come through ♫ 233 00:15:26,848 --> 00:15:29,058 ♫ And then you know that you really got screwed ♫ 234 00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:32,311 ♫ And we are doing without ♫ 235 00:15:32,603 --> 00:15:35,398 ♫ Yes, we are doing without ♫ 236 00:15:35,690 --> 00:15:38,901 ♫ And it's a frustrating route without any doubt ♫ 237 00:15:39,193 --> 00:15:42,280 ♫ We're desperate because we're doing without ♫ 238 00:15:42,572 --> 00:15:45,575 ♫ Well I wish I could say that relief is in sight ♫ 239 00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:48,995 ♫ I've been waiting so long night after night ♫ 240 00:15:49,287 --> 00:15:51,956 ♫ I long for the touch of a man ♫ 241 00:15:52,248 --> 00:15:55,585 ♫ But to them I'll take the problem in hand, you know ♫ 242 00:15:55,877 --> 00:16:00,673 ♫ Doing without, yes we are doing without ♫ 243 00:16:01,215 --> 00:16:04,385 ♫ And it's a frustrating route without any doubt ♫ 244 00:16:04,677 --> 00:16:07,221 ♫ We're desperate because we're doing without ♫ 245 00:16:07,513 --> 00:16:10,766 ♫ Oh if I ever get selected, just one man won't be enough ♫ 246 00:16:11,058 --> 00:16:13,853 ♫ Yeah, one look at you's enough to shrivel it up ♫ 247 00:16:14,145 --> 00:16:16,898 ♫ Hey, cool it or I'll tear you to shreds ♫ 248 00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:21,319 ♫ I'm like a tigress lean and unfed ♫ 249 00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:42,590 ♫ I just can't understand all the things that you say ♫ 250 00:16:42,882 --> 00:16:45,343 ♫ I don't remember ever feeling that way ♫ 251 00:16:45,635 --> 00:16:48,554 ♫ You couldn't, you ain't got no class ♫ 252 00:16:48,846 --> 00:16:50,890 ♫ Yeah, you wouldn't know your arm from your ass ♫ 253 00:16:51,182 --> 00:16:53,935 ♫ Yeah, you'll be doing without ♫ 254 00:16:54,227 --> 00:16:57,230 ♫ Yeah, you'll be going about without ♫ 255 00:16:57,522 --> 00:17:01,025 ♫ And while we're working it out and making the rounds ♫ 256 00:17:01,317 --> 00:17:05,696 ♫ You'll be stuck in the house without ♫ 257 00:17:14,914 --> 00:17:16,666 - You know, I'm horny. 258 00:17:24,257 --> 00:17:26,717 - You wouldn't know how to do it anyway. 259 00:17:27,009 --> 00:17:27,635 - Uh yeah? 260 00:17:28,928 --> 00:17:29,887 You should talk. 261 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,472 Look what I found. 262 00:17:32,598 --> 00:17:34,559 - That's mine, give it to me! 263 00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:35,935 Come on, give it to me! 264 00:17:36,227 --> 00:17:37,019 Give it to me! 265 00:17:37,311 --> 00:17:38,938 Come on, give it to me! 266 00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:40,940 Give it to me, you bitch! 267 00:17:41,232 --> 00:17:43,484 - No, no! - Come on, give it. 268 00:17:43,776 --> 00:17:44,986 Come on, give it. 269 00:17:49,782 --> 00:17:51,075 Give it to me. 270 00:17:51,367 --> 00:17:52,493 - You're not using it. 271 00:17:52,785 --> 00:17:54,161 - Come on, give it. 272 00:17:55,329 --> 00:17:57,540 - Ow! - Give it to me, you bitch. 273 00:17:57,832 --> 00:17:58,374 Come on. 274 00:17:58,666 --> 00:17:59,834 - Get away from me. 275 00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:01,836 - Give it to me, you bitch. 276 00:18:02,128 --> 00:18:05,089 Come on, it's mine, give it to me. 277 00:18:05,381 --> 00:18:07,592 Come, come on, give it to me! 278 00:18:10,886 --> 00:18:12,638 What was that? 279 00:18:12,930 --> 00:18:13,681 - Nothing. 280 00:18:13,973 --> 00:18:16,517 Here, don't electrocute yourself. 281 00:18:17,768 --> 00:18:18,519 See ya. 282 00:18:20,896 --> 00:18:24,233 - Don't think you're foolin' anyone, Stella. 283 00:18:24,525 --> 00:18:25,151 Stella. 284 00:18:30,489 --> 00:18:31,407 Hey, Stella! 285 00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:49,717 I know what you're up to in there. 286 00:18:50,009 --> 00:18:53,220 - Bella, Bella, I was supposed to have the afternoon off. 287 00:18:53,512 --> 00:18:55,598 It's my turn for a holiday in the country. 288 00:18:55,890 --> 00:18:57,058 I've saved up all my coupons. 289 00:18:57,350 --> 00:18:59,602 And it's been almost three months now, okay? 290 00:18:59,894 --> 00:19:01,771 - Oh, go on, you know what Momma said. 291 00:19:02,063 --> 00:19:05,941 Goddamn, Stella, wonder what's going on in there. 292 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,913 - Oh, Stella - It's Jack D. Ripper. 293 00:19:28,547 --> 00:19:29,965 Oh my God, Stella. 294 00:19:39,141 --> 00:19:41,477 Stella, you wouldn't do that. 295 00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:45,773 God, she would. 296 00:19:46,065 --> 00:19:49,652 I hope the poor girl doesn't choke on it. 297 00:19:49,944 --> 00:19:50,569 Stella. 298 00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:56,701 Come here and listen to this. 299 00:19:56,992 --> 00:19:59,203 - No thanks, Bella, it's supposed to be done in privacy. 300 00:19:59,495 --> 00:20:00,204 - Says who? 301 00:20:01,664 --> 00:20:03,582 - Look, Bella, if I finish all my chores, 302 00:20:03,874 --> 00:20:06,460 can I take my holiday now, please? 303 00:20:06,752 --> 00:20:08,379 - Gee, if I had a guy, 304 00:20:09,505 --> 00:20:12,842 I'd do it so long, so sweet, and so good. 305 00:20:24,228 --> 00:20:27,148 - Some stud you are, Jack D. Ripper. 306 00:20:28,149 --> 00:20:30,359 What's the D stand for anyway? 307 00:20:30,651 --> 00:20:32,278 - Dependable. 308 00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:34,655 - You're dependable all right. 309 00:20:34,947 --> 00:20:37,032 - Well, I was slick enough to get by the cameras 310 00:20:37,324 --> 00:20:39,160 and through that security system, wasn't I? 311 00:20:39,452 --> 00:20:41,746 - Sure, after I cut the wires. 312 00:20:42,997 --> 00:20:46,751 Bella, Bella, come here and help me for a sec! 313 00:20:47,042 --> 00:20:48,335 - All right. 314 00:20:48,627 --> 00:20:50,755 - But what about me? 315 00:20:51,046 --> 00:20:53,048 - Sorry, it's a family affair. 316 00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:57,511 - Bella, I mean can I take off after I finish my chores? 317 00:20:57,803 --> 00:21:02,016 - Okay, but leave the security system as it is, okay? 318 00:21:05,269 --> 00:21:06,353 Hey, hey, hey! 319 00:21:08,773 --> 00:21:10,566 Stella, move out the way. 320 00:21:10,858 --> 00:21:15,321 Now that Bella's here, Jack, you just won't be the same. 321 00:21:19,617 --> 00:21:21,035 - [Jack] Who's she? 322 00:21:21,327 --> 00:21:22,870 - She's a specialist. 323 00:21:25,623 --> 00:21:28,209 - Yeah, now lay down and say ah. 324 00:21:31,337 --> 00:21:32,213 Yeah. 325 00:21:32,505 --> 00:21:35,216 (upbeat funky music) 326 00:21:35,508 --> 00:21:36,175 No, no! 327 00:21:36,467 --> 00:21:37,760 - Go on. 328 00:21:38,052 --> 00:21:40,513 - Now wait-- - You go down there. 329 00:21:42,056 --> 00:21:43,974 - I need 15, 20 minutes. 330 00:21:44,266 --> 00:21:46,811 (girls grunting) 331 00:22:05,246 --> 00:22:07,206 (Bella screams) 332 00:22:07,498 --> 00:22:09,750 - Jill, I think I figured out how to do it. 333 00:22:10,042 --> 00:22:11,585 - Oh great, terrific. 334 00:22:16,966 --> 00:22:18,759 - [Roscoe] Ready to reduce, ready to reduce. 335 00:22:19,051 --> 00:22:20,845 Ready to reduce machine. 336 00:22:27,101 --> 00:22:29,937 (machine whirring) 337 00:22:58,966 --> 00:23:00,676 - Not two more. 338 00:23:00,968 --> 00:23:01,969 - Hi, Tom. 339 00:23:02,261 --> 00:23:03,387 - Careful there. 340 00:23:05,014 --> 00:23:07,766 Poor things, just for making love. 341 00:23:09,226 --> 00:23:11,770 - That horny bitch dropped me. 342 00:23:12,062 --> 00:23:13,355 - [Roscoe] Fornication without sanction. 343 00:23:13,647 --> 00:23:15,357 Fornication without sanction, fornication-- 344 00:23:15,649 --> 00:23:18,485 - Don't you ever give anyone a break? 345 00:23:25,075 --> 00:23:27,953 - [Girl] Speaking of fornication-- 346 00:23:28,245 --> 00:23:29,914 - Take a cold shower, will you? 347 00:23:30,205 --> 00:23:31,707 Do you want us to end up like them, 348 00:23:31,999 --> 00:23:33,375 miniaturized for six months? 349 00:23:33,667 --> 00:23:34,627 - Oh, it would be worth it 350 00:23:34,919 --> 00:23:36,670 to bounce on the mattress with you. 351 00:23:36,962 --> 00:23:38,380 - Hey, I've got seniority around here. 352 00:23:38,672 --> 00:23:42,343 - Relax, the computer decides who sleeps with who, remember? 353 00:23:42,635 --> 00:23:44,303 And I've already got my number for today. 354 00:23:44,595 --> 00:23:45,304 - Number one? 355 00:23:45,596 --> 00:23:46,639 - Number two? 356 00:23:46,931 --> 00:23:47,723 - Number 34. 357 00:23:49,350 --> 00:23:51,435 (girls groan) 358 00:23:51,727 --> 00:23:52,353 Good bye. 359 00:24:02,988 --> 00:24:03,739 Surprise. 360 00:24:08,202 --> 00:24:09,536 Guess who's here. 361 00:24:10,829 --> 00:24:13,082 - Flash Gordon, Buck Rogers? 362 00:24:15,626 --> 00:24:16,377 L give UP- 363 00:24:22,132 --> 00:24:25,678 You wouldn't happen to have a fresh emery board, would you? 364 00:24:25,970 --> 00:24:27,513 This one's the pits. 365 00:24:27,805 --> 00:24:32,601 - My name's Tom Prince, I'm your sexual surrogate for today. 366 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,022 Nice room for making love. 367 00:24:37,314 --> 00:24:41,110 Good lighting, plenty of bounce on the mattress. 368 00:24:42,987 --> 00:24:47,866 - Watch it, Tiger, don't make me dizzy before we start. 369 00:24:48,158 --> 00:24:50,577 - So many of the girls I'm paired with just 370 00:24:50,869 --> 00:24:55,499 spread their legs, groan a couple of times, and that's it. 371 00:24:57,459 --> 00:25:01,880 - I get motion sickness, didn't you read the printout? 372 00:25:03,007 --> 00:25:04,591 Hey, Romeo, capiche? 373 00:25:06,802 --> 00:25:11,598 - But I've got a feeling this time's going to be different. 374 00:25:11,890 --> 00:25:15,853 I've got a good feeling about this, how about you? 375 00:25:17,229 --> 00:25:20,649 - Do you think my toesies need a touch-up? 376 00:25:22,651 --> 00:25:26,447 - Sure, go ahead, what difference does it make? 377 00:25:27,698 --> 00:25:29,825 - Then again, I can wait until we're through. 378 00:25:30,117 --> 00:25:30,993 Sound better? 379 00:25:33,996 --> 00:25:36,832 I haven't done this in a long time. 380 00:25:38,417 --> 00:25:40,335 You'll have to help me. 381 00:25:40,627 --> 00:25:42,004 - I intend to. 382 00:25:42,296 --> 00:25:44,673 - Oh you, you know what I mean. 383 00:25:46,008 --> 00:25:47,801 Just tell me what to do. 384 00:25:48,093 --> 00:25:52,056 - Okay, how about turning around and bending over? 385 00:25:56,185 --> 00:25:56,935 - Sure. 386 00:25:59,188 --> 00:25:59,897 Like this? 387 00:26:00,189 --> 00:26:03,108 - Yeah, that's it, on your knees. 388 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,694 - This is going to be fun. 389 00:26:05,986 --> 00:26:08,655 - No, no, no, that's not allowed. 390 00:26:08,947 --> 00:26:10,908 You know better than that. 391 00:26:12,034 --> 00:26:15,704 Please proceed with position number one. 392 00:26:15,996 --> 00:26:17,539 Commence fornicating. 393 00:26:18,707 --> 00:26:20,751 - Can I at least have a little mood music? 394 00:26:21,043 --> 00:26:23,128 - Oh, I'm sorry, there's no music indicated 395 00:26:23,420 --> 00:26:24,797 on this work order. 396 00:26:26,090 --> 00:26:27,257 Please proceed. 397 00:26:28,801 --> 00:26:29,885 Oh, all right. 398 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:37,017 (wacky electronic music) 399 00:27:30,028 --> 00:27:32,948 (slow string music) 400 00:30:04,141 --> 00:30:06,184 - And there was beautiful music. 401 00:30:06,476 --> 00:30:08,979 And there was dancing and dancing. 402 00:30:09,271 --> 00:30:11,273 All of a sudden, the music stopped and everyone turned 403 00:30:11,565 --> 00:30:15,068 to gaze upon the beautiful young princess, 404 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,321 all wondering who she was. 405 00:30:22,492 --> 00:30:25,871 And Cinderella ran to her mirror and said, 406 00:30:26,163 --> 00:30:27,622 why I am beautiful. 407 00:30:27,914 --> 00:30:28,915 And her fairy godmother said, 408 00:30:29,207 --> 00:30:33,253 why of course you are, Cinderella, you always were. 409 00:30:33,545 --> 00:30:35,547 And with a wave of her wand, 410 00:30:35,839 --> 00:30:37,632 she turned a pumpkin into a gilded coach 411 00:30:37,924 --> 00:30:40,886 and the four white mice into four livery coachmen 412 00:30:41,178 --> 00:30:43,972 and sent Cinderella off to the ball. 413 00:30:45,432 --> 00:30:48,560 And when Cinderella arrived at the palace, 414 00:30:48,852 --> 00:30:51,188 the handsome prince came to greet her himself. 415 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,441 And with great joy and gaiety, 416 00:30:54,733 --> 00:30:57,861 he took his arm and placed it up on hers 417 00:30:59,071 --> 00:31:02,449 and led Cinderella into the ballroom. 418 00:31:02,741 --> 00:31:04,493 And as the music began to play, 419 00:31:04,785 --> 00:31:09,122 Cinderella began to dance with her own prince charming. 420 00:31:11,458 --> 00:31:16,338 (light string music) J' Cinderella, Cinderella J' 421 00:31:20,175 --> 00:31:25,097 ♫ Oh why can't I be you ♫ 422 00:31:27,307 --> 00:31:32,229 ♫ Living happily thereafter in a fairy tale life ♫ 423 00:31:35,357 --> 00:31:41,738 ♫ Oh why can't my dreams come true ♫ 424 00:31:41,738 --> 00:31:46,660 ♫ Cinderella, Cinderella ♫ 425 00:31:49,830 --> 00:31:54,751 ♫ In your world of make believe ♫ 426 00:31:57,129 --> 00:32:02,050 ♫ Will I ever be free like you are ♫ 427 00:32:04,970 --> 00:32:09,891 ♫ Oh why won't it happen to me ♫ 428 00:32:12,018 --> 00:32:16,940 ♫ I would go to the ball, be the prettiest of all ♫ 429 00:32:18,692 --> 00:32:23,572 ♫ Cinderella, why can't I be you ♫ 430 00:32:25,365 --> 00:32:30,287 ♫ I would dance by the moonlight entwined in his arms ♫ 431 00:32:32,622 --> 00:32:37,544 ♫ Oh why can't my dreams come true ♫ 432 00:32:38,670 --> 00:32:43,592 ♫ Cinderella, Cinderella ♫ 433 00:32:46,178 --> 00:32:51,099 ♫ Oh why can't I be you ♫ 434 00:32:52,642 --> 00:32:57,564 ♫ Will I ever be happy or will I always be blue ♫ 435 00:32:59,691 --> 00:33:03,862 ♫ Oh why can't my dreams come true ♫ 436 00:33:18,752 --> 00:33:23,673 ♫ Will I ever be happy or will I always be blue ♫ 437 00:33:26,635 --> 00:33:30,805 ♫ Oh why can't my dreams come true ♫ 438 00:33:35,977 --> 00:33:38,480 (ship humming) 439 00:34:07,133 --> 00:34:09,719 (beam whirring) 440 00:34:38,331 --> 00:34:39,249 Who are you? 441 00:34:39,541 --> 00:34:40,542 - Well, I'm your Fairy Godmother. 442 00:34:40,834 --> 00:34:42,794 I mean, Godfather. 443 00:34:43,086 --> 00:34:43,712 Silly. 444 00:34:44,838 --> 00:34:46,506 Who did you think I was? 445 00:34:46,798 --> 00:34:47,924 - You've got me. 446 00:34:52,345 --> 00:34:53,597 - My assistants. 447 00:34:57,392 --> 00:34:59,102 Most unsettling place, this Earth. 448 00:34:59,394 --> 00:35:02,230 I'll be damn glad when this assignment's over with. 449 00:35:02,522 --> 00:35:05,191 - What are you doing here exactly? 450 00:35:05,483 --> 00:35:07,652 - Well, I'm here to bring you peace and love. 451 00:35:07,944 --> 00:35:10,447 I'm the ambassador of love, of course. 452 00:35:10,739 --> 00:35:13,116 You don't know anything do you? 453 00:35:14,075 --> 00:35:17,203 - I have led a rather sheltered existence. 454 00:35:17,495 --> 00:35:18,121 - Really. 455 00:35:19,956 --> 00:35:22,167 I don't understand it, 456 00:35:22,459 --> 00:35:26,880 why they would want to save this horrid old planet. 457 00:35:27,172 --> 00:35:28,006 - Save it? 458 00:35:28,298 --> 00:35:30,258 I don't understand, from whom? 459 00:35:30,550 --> 00:35:32,093 - From you, that's who. 460 00:35:32,385 --> 00:35:35,597 You're going to destroy yourselves warring all the time, 461 00:35:35,889 --> 00:35:39,893 shooting missiles at one another, repression. 462 00:35:40,185 --> 00:35:41,394 Where did you get that book? 463 00:35:41,686 --> 00:35:42,270 - What book? 464 00:35:42,562 --> 00:35:43,813 - See what I mean? 465 00:35:44,105 --> 00:35:46,024 You can't even have books on this planet. 466 00:35:46,316 --> 00:35:47,651 Not to mention sex. 467 00:35:51,363 --> 00:35:53,948 The planet I come from is an open place, 468 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:57,285 a place of love and beauty and harmony. 469 00:35:58,411 --> 00:36:00,955 What a useless, silly old planet. 470 00:36:01,247 --> 00:36:03,792 Why would they even want to make love here? 471 00:36:04,084 --> 00:36:05,126 - What is love? 472 00:36:06,461 --> 00:36:08,546 - Love is, well, you know. 473 00:36:09,839 --> 00:36:14,427 Love is take off your clothes and rub up against someone 474 00:36:15,637 --> 00:36:19,391 until the sparks fly, and then you get it on. 475 00:36:19,683 --> 00:36:22,268 - Yes, I see, you mean fornication. 476 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,978 - Oh no, no, no, not fornication. 477 00:36:24,270 --> 00:36:26,022 No, that's icky. 478 00:36:26,314 --> 00:36:30,110 No, where I come from, we don't even have fornication. 479 00:36:30,402 --> 00:36:31,194 - Really? 480 00:36:31,486 --> 00:36:35,824 Well, whatever you may call it, we're not allowed to here. 481 00:36:36,116 --> 00:36:37,659 - Oh, that's too bad. 482 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,745 Everyone's doing it. 483 00:36:42,455 --> 00:36:44,207 Come, let me show you. 484 00:36:52,257 --> 00:36:54,509 Ah, here's a likely subject. 485 00:36:57,053 --> 00:36:58,054 Go on, do it. 486 00:37:02,767 --> 00:37:05,770 That's strange, they're always doing it. 487 00:37:06,062 --> 00:37:06,896 Ah, my wand. 488 00:37:07,188 --> 00:37:08,732 Let's see, I left it. 489 00:37:10,525 --> 00:37:13,111 (wand whirring) 490 00:37:14,279 --> 00:37:15,321 (wand whirring) 491 00:37:15,613 --> 00:37:16,823 Now go on, do it. 492 00:37:22,412 --> 00:37:23,329 You know, I really don't think 493 00:37:23,621 --> 00:37:26,124 this planet is worth educating. 494 00:37:26,416 --> 00:37:30,628 Ah, now notice the tenderness, the love and the care. 495 00:37:32,255 --> 00:37:35,216 Why it hardly seems animal at all. 496 00:37:35,508 --> 00:37:39,137 As a matter of fact, I'm not sure it is animal at all. 497 00:37:39,429 --> 00:37:40,889 Oh, how silly of me. 498 00:37:42,515 --> 00:37:44,267 Yes, the joys of love. 499 00:37:57,489 --> 00:38:01,659 The most glorious thing two people can do together. 500 00:38:10,502 --> 00:38:12,295 Well, go on, do it. 501 00:38:12,587 --> 00:38:13,713 Please continue. 502 00:38:19,886 --> 00:38:23,723 Ah, now does that look like fornication to you? 503 00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:30,855 It's love, the loveliest of all the four-letter words. 504 00:38:32,315 --> 00:38:36,569 J' Well here on planet Earth among the flowers and the trees J' 505 00:38:36,861 --> 00:38:40,907 J' Be it rabbit, hen, or flea, we all need love J' 506 00:38:41,199 --> 00:38:42,992 J' It's a need you can't outgrow J' 507 00:38:43,284 --> 00:38:45,119 J' And you'll profit blow by blow J' 508 00:38:45,411 --> 00:38:49,374 J' Yes you will, I tell you so, we all need love J' 509 00:38:49,666 --> 00:38:50,708 J' We all need love J' 510 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:51,543 J' You and me J' 511 00:38:51,835 --> 00:38:52,669 J' We all need love J' 512 00:38:52,961 --> 00:38:53,586 J' Yes indeed J' 513 00:38:53,878 --> 00:38:54,712 J' We all need love J' 514 00:38:55,004 --> 00:38:55,755 J' In the morn and in the eve J' 515 00:38:56,047 --> 00:38:58,258 J' We all need love J' 516 00:38:58,550 --> 00:39:00,134 J' You may wish and you may hope J' 517 00:39:00,426 --> 00:39:02,345 J' Indulge in various kinds of dope J' 518 00:39:02,637 --> 00:39:06,599 J' Yet nothing improves you stroke by stroke as well as love J' 519 00:39:06,891 --> 00:39:09,060 J' As even the coldest Eskimo J' 520 00:39:09,352 --> 00:39:11,145 J' living in the northernmost part of the pole J' 521 00:39:11,437 --> 00:39:13,189 J' Can always find refuge in a hole J' 522 00:39:13,481 --> 00:39:15,316 J' We all need love J' 523 00:39:15,608 --> 00:39:16,401 J' We all need love J' 524 00:39:16,693 --> 00:39:17,527 J' Yes we need to belong J' 525 00:39:17,819 --> 00:39:18,486 J' We all need love J' 526 00:39:18,778 --> 00:39:19,571 J' From you and me to King Kong J' 527 00:39:19,863 --> 00:39:20,613 J' We all need love J' 528 00:39:20,905 --> 00:39:21,739 J' Would a fairy be wrong J' 529 00:39:22,031 --> 00:39:24,742 J' We all need love J' 530 00:39:43,678 --> 00:39:45,847 J' Please be assured love is the norm J' 531 00:39:46,139 --> 00:39:48,099 J' Nor do I mean any old ship in the storm J' 532 00:39:48,391 --> 00:39:50,268 J' It must be right, it must be warm J' 533 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,520 J' We all need love J' 534 00:39:52,812 --> 00:39:54,814 J' You will discover perfect glory J' 535 00:39:55,106 --> 00:39:57,025 J' And though it could sound a little corny J' 536 00:39:57,317 --> 00:39:59,152 J' It's so much better than being horny J' 537 00:39:59,444 --> 00:40:01,237 J' We all need love J' 538 00:40:01,529 --> 00:40:02,363 J' We all need love J' 539 00:40:02,655 --> 00:40:03,406 J' Oh, it's not electronic J' 540 00:40:03,698 --> 00:40:04,532 J' We all need love J' 541 00:40:04,824 --> 00:40:05,658 J' Nor is it bionic J' 542 00:40:05,950 --> 00:40:06,784 J' We all need love J' 543 00:40:07,076 --> 00:40:07,911 J' It's a natural tonic J' 544 00:40:08,202 --> 00:40:09,954 J' We all need love J' 545 00:40:10,246 --> 00:40:11,164 J' We all need love J' 546 00:40:11,456 --> 00:40:12,332 J' When you're down in the dumps J' 547 00:40:12,624 --> 00:40:13,416 J' We all need love J' 548 00:40:13,708 --> 00:40:14,542 J' When you're in a slump J' 549 00:40:14,834 --> 00:40:15,543 J' We all need love J' 550 00:40:15,835 --> 00:40:16,753 J' Just climb on a rump J' 551 00:40:17,045 --> 00:40:19,005 J' We all need love J' 552 00:40:19,297 --> 00:40:20,048 J' We all need love J' 553 00:40:20,340 --> 00:40:21,090 J' Mister or madame J' 554 00:40:21,382 --> 00:40:22,216 J' We all need love J' 555 00:40:22,508 --> 00:40:23,343 J' Need I expand J' 556 00:40:23,635 --> 00:40:24,344 J' We all need love J' 557 00:40:24,636 --> 00:40:25,553 J' A mix of heart and glands J' 558 00:40:25,845 --> 00:40:27,722 J' We all need love J' 559 00:40:28,014 --> 00:40:29,015 J' We all need love J' 560 00:40:29,307 --> 00:40:29,933 J' You and me J' 561 00:40:30,224 --> 00:40:31,267 J' We all need love J' 562 00:40:31,559 --> 00:40:32,101 J' Yes indeed J' 563 00:40:32,393 --> 00:40:33,311 J' We all need love J' 564 00:40:33,603 --> 00:40:34,395 J' In the morn and in the eve J' 565 00:40:34,687 --> 00:40:36,606 J' We all need love J' 566 00:40:36,898 --> 00:40:38,733 J' We all need love J' 567 00:40:39,025 --> 00:40:40,860 J' We all need love J' 568 00:40:41,152 --> 00:40:43,071 J' We all need love J' 569 00:40:43,363 --> 00:40:45,365 J' We all need love J' 570 00:40:45,657 --> 00:40:47,492 J' We all need love J' 571 00:40:47,784 --> 00:40:49,577 J' We all need love J' 572 00:40:49,869 --> 00:40:51,871 J' We all need love J' 573 00:40:52,163 --> 00:40:54,123 J' We all need love J' 574 00:40:54,415 --> 00:40:56,292 J' We all need love J' 575 00:40:56,584 --> 00:40:58,461 J' We all need love J' 576 00:40:58,753 --> 00:41:00,755 J' We all need love J' 577 00:41:01,047 --> 00:41:02,966 J' We all need love J' 578 00:41:03,257 --> 00:41:05,969 J' We all need love J' 579 00:41:11,224 --> 00:41:15,228 - But you know, love is for making, not watching. 580 00:41:18,982 --> 00:41:20,817 And before I'm through, 581 00:41:21,109 --> 00:41:23,653 there will be love throughout the constellation. 582 00:41:23,945 --> 00:41:28,408 Not only here on Earth but even that rocky old moon 583 00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:29,701 and nasty old Mars. 584 00:41:29,993 --> 00:41:32,870 - Godfather, I think it is beautiful. 585 00:41:36,124 --> 00:41:37,667 - Damned right, it's beautiful. 586 00:41:37,959 --> 00:41:41,337 The most beautiful damn thing there is. 587 00:41:41,629 --> 00:41:43,715 Before I'm through, I will not be content 588 00:41:44,007 --> 00:41:45,717 until everyone is making love. 589 00:41:46,009 --> 00:41:46,551 - Yes. 590 00:41:46,843 --> 00:41:51,014 - Until people here realize that sex is not dirty, 591 00:41:51,305 --> 00:41:54,225 that it can be elevated to the personification of love. 592 00:41:54,517 --> 00:41:55,143 - Yes. 593 00:41:55,435 --> 00:41:59,439 - Only loving sex can bring us together and unify us! 594 00:41:59,731 --> 00:42:00,356 - Yes. 595 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,067 Godfather. 596 00:42:03,359 --> 00:42:04,736 - Yes. 597 00:42:05,028 --> 00:42:06,738 - I don't understand, what is the difference 598 00:42:07,030 --> 00:42:09,741 between loving sex and fornication? 599 00:42:16,372 --> 00:42:19,042 - Loving sex and fornication, ah. 600 00:42:20,793 --> 00:42:24,714 When I drink an excellent glass of wine, 601 00:42:25,006 --> 00:42:29,552 I can imagine myself on a deserted island all alone, 602 00:42:29,844 --> 00:42:32,305 lying on the white sands. 603 00:42:32,597 --> 00:42:35,433 The sun beating down on my naked body. 604 00:42:35,725 --> 00:42:37,560 The waves lapping at my feet. 605 00:42:37,852 --> 00:42:41,022 The breeze blowing through my hair. 606 00:42:41,314 --> 00:42:43,274 And the sun sets into the sea. 607 00:42:43,566 --> 00:42:46,152 And out of the sun comes this gorgeous, 608 00:42:46,444 --> 00:42:49,405 gorgeous beautiful goddess, Aphrodite. 609 00:42:51,574 --> 00:42:52,992 She walks on the water towards me, 610 00:42:53,284 --> 00:42:54,077 and I'm lying on the beach. 611 00:42:54,368 --> 00:42:56,454 The waves are lapping at my feet and breeze is blowing 612 00:42:56,746 --> 00:42:59,791 through my hair, and she strews pearls on my body. 613 00:43:00,083 --> 00:43:03,628 On the other hand, when I drink beer, 614 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,506 I just want to fornicate. 615 00:43:06,798 --> 00:43:07,590 - Godfather. 616 00:43:08,758 --> 00:43:10,301 - Not me, heavens no. 617 00:43:10,593 --> 00:43:11,135 Control yourself. 618 00:43:11,427 --> 00:43:14,514 - But Godfather, if not you, who? 619 00:43:14,806 --> 00:43:17,100 - Ah, you'll know soon enough. 620 00:43:18,226 --> 00:43:20,311 Yes, I must go now. 621 00:43:20,603 --> 00:43:22,021 Good bye, good bye. 622 00:43:22,313 --> 00:43:24,023 J' We all need love J' 623 00:43:24,315 --> 00:43:26,109 J' We all need love J' 624 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,112 J' We all need love J' 625 00:43:32,156 --> 00:43:34,992 (computer beeping) 626 00:43:39,038 --> 00:43:42,875 (Stepmother breathing heavily) 627 00:43:49,799 --> 00:43:51,217 (Stepmother moaning) 628 00:43:51,509 --> 00:43:52,385 - I need sex. 629 00:43:54,303 --> 00:43:55,138 I need sex. 630 00:43:56,556 --> 00:43:58,891 I can't stand it anymore. 631 00:43:59,183 --> 00:44:02,061 (Stepmother moaning) 632 00:44:18,995 --> 00:44:20,872 - [Stella And Bella] She's got the hornies. 633 00:44:21,164 --> 00:44:22,582 - And she's got them really bad. 634 00:44:22,874 --> 00:44:25,835 - Quick, let's get her to the clinic. 635 00:44:26,127 --> 00:44:29,005 (Stepmother moaning) 636 00:44:31,841 --> 00:44:34,677 (computer beeping) 637 00:44:54,822 --> 00:44:59,744 (device beeping) (door creaking) 638 00:45:24,310 --> 00:45:25,311 - Disgusting. 639 00:45:30,524 --> 00:45:33,194 - [Stepmother] Love, I need love! 640 00:45:34,111 --> 00:45:34,862 Love! 641 00:45:38,991 --> 00:45:42,370 - Someday things will be different here. 642 00:45:42,662 --> 00:45:44,956 We'll have free and open love, 643 00:45:45,248 --> 00:45:48,042 and the hornies will be a thing of the past. 644 00:45:48,334 --> 00:45:48,960 I hope. 645 00:45:50,962 --> 00:45:55,049 - Oh, how could they ever have printed such filth? 646 00:46:00,554 --> 00:46:02,890 Oh (laughs). 647 00:46:07,645 --> 00:46:08,396 Oh. 648 00:46:14,735 --> 00:46:16,028 Oh. 649 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:17,196 - Love, love! 650 00:46:21,367 --> 00:46:22,785 I need loving bad! 651 00:46:24,161 --> 00:46:25,246 I need it bad. 652 00:46:26,664 --> 00:46:28,124 - See here, what's the meaning of this? 653 00:46:28,416 --> 00:46:30,459 - Begging your pardon, sir, it's the hornies. 654 00:46:30,751 --> 00:46:31,919 - Oh, of course, the hornies. 655 00:46:32,211 --> 00:46:33,796 Oh, it's the worst case I've ever seen. 656 00:46:34,088 --> 00:46:35,756 I don't think the normal treatment will even work. 657 00:46:36,048 --> 00:46:37,133 She's pretty far gone. 658 00:46:37,425 --> 00:46:39,677 - Well, handle it with dispatch 659 00:46:39,969 --> 00:46:41,137 and do whatever you have to do. 660 00:46:41,429 --> 00:46:42,138 - Yes, sir. 661 00:46:43,806 --> 00:46:46,392 - Just one time, please, please! 662 00:46:53,899 --> 00:46:58,821 (device beeping) (door creaking) 663 00:47:05,703 --> 00:47:07,038 - She needs love. 664 00:47:08,289 --> 00:47:09,373 What about me? 665 00:47:12,126 --> 00:47:16,297 I confiscated all these books and magazines, 666 00:47:16,589 --> 00:47:18,299 and what good are they? 667 00:47:22,261 --> 00:47:23,346 I'm a failure. 668 00:47:26,098 --> 00:47:28,017 I can't even have women. 669 00:47:31,103 --> 00:47:34,690 - I need it, I need it, give it to me, give it to me. 670 00:47:34,982 --> 00:47:36,400 - Don't worry, you're gonna get it all right. 671 00:47:36,692 --> 00:47:38,319 - I need it, I need it now. 672 00:47:38,611 --> 00:47:40,738 - Watch it, lady, you want to get reduced? 673 00:47:41,030 --> 00:47:42,907 - Yes, it's been so long. 674 00:47:46,327 --> 00:47:49,538 J' Doing without J' 675 00:47:49,830 --> 00:47:54,627 J' I've been doing without J' 676 00:47:55,544 --> 00:47:59,548 J' Struck down in my prime, what a terrible crime J' 677 00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:04,637 J' I've got a fatal disease, terminal celibacy J' 678 00:48:05,221 --> 00:48:08,391 J' Doing without J' 679 00:48:08,682 --> 00:48:13,479 J' I've been doing without J' 680 00:48:13,896 --> 00:48:17,900 J' What a horrible way to wind up a day J' 681 00:48:18,192 --> 00:48:22,988 J' My temper is the only thing that I can get up to stay J' 682 00:48:23,572 --> 00:48:26,784 J' Doing without J' 683 00:48:27,076 --> 00:48:31,872 J' I've been doing without J' 684 00:48:32,164 --> 00:48:36,252 J' What a frustrating route without any doubt J' 685 00:48:36,544 --> 00:48:41,257 J' I'm desperate 'cause I'm doing without J' 686 00:48:41,549 --> 00:48:44,260 (computer beeping) 687 00:48:48,305 --> 00:48:49,765 (door whirring) 688 00:48:50,057 --> 00:48:52,685 - Who's that in my reception room? 689 00:48:52,977 --> 00:48:56,522 - It's only me, magnificent one, Tom Prince. 690 00:48:56,814 --> 00:48:57,857 - Oh, it's you, Tom. 691 00:48:58,149 --> 00:48:59,233 Why didn't you say so? 692 00:48:59,525 --> 00:49:00,985 How are you, my 190V? 693 00:49:02,403 --> 00:49:03,320 Why so glum? 694 00:49:05,156 --> 00:49:09,118 You with every woman on the planet lusting after you. 695 00:49:09,410 --> 00:49:11,829 - I can't cut it anymore, Chief. 696 00:49:13,164 --> 00:49:15,624 I'm going to have to step down. 697 00:49:15,916 --> 00:49:16,876 - But Why? 698 00:49:17,168 --> 00:49:18,544 You're the envy of every man alive. 699 00:49:18,836 --> 00:49:20,754 - It just isn't fun anymore. 700 00:49:21,046 --> 00:49:22,798 I can't get up for it. 701 00:49:23,090 --> 00:49:24,884 - You, Tom Prince, the stud? 702 00:49:25,176 --> 00:49:27,928 - Oh, no, no, no, I can get it up, sure. 703 00:49:28,220 --> 00:49:28,929 Never any trouble there. 704 00:49:29,221 --> 00:49:30,389 But why should I? 705 00:49:31,599 --> 00:49:33,809 These women just don't care. 706 00:49:34,101 --> 00:49:36,562 - You play a very important role here at Central. 707 00:49:36,854 --> 00:49:40,149 You're the Controller's designated surrogate. 708 00:49:40,441 --> 00:49:42,776 Just think of it, centuries from now, 709 00:49:43,068 --> 00:49:44,862 this society will be studied and you will-- 710 00:49:45,154 --> 00:49:46,113 - But you don't understand. 711 00:49:46,405 --> 00:49:47,448 They don't have any feelings. 712 00:49:47,740 --> 00:49:49,617 Their emotions have been repressed so long, 713 00:49:49,909 --> 00:49:52,077 they've forgotten what passion was ever like. 714 00:49:52,369 --> 00:49:52,995 - Wrong-o. 715 00:49:54,038 --> 00:49:56,081 I know exactly how they feel. 716 00:49:56,373 --> 00:50:00,252 I should say I know exactly how they don't feel. 717 00:50:00,544 --> 00:50:04,006 - If you should assume my role for a change, 718 00:50:04,298 --> 00:50:06,133 if you filled the work orders-- 719 00:50:06,425 --> 00:50:07,051 - Oh no. 720 00:50:09,553 --> 00:50:11,889 I refuse to be ridiculed, no. 721 00:50:12,932 --> 00:50:16,644 If they learn for one minute that I'm impotent-- 722 00:50:16,936 --> 00:50:19,021 - Then you just have to change the laws. 723 00:50:19,313 --> 00:50:21,857 Make love and sex open to everyone like it used to be. 724 00:50:22,149 --> 00:50:23,234 - But that's out of the question. 725 00:50:23,526 --> 00:50:24,944 - Everyone would love you for it. 726 00:50:25,236 --> 00:50:26,487 - Everyone loves me now. 727 00:50:26,779 --> 00:50:29,156 - People on our planet don't even know how to love anymore. 728 00:50:29,448 --> 00:50:30,366 It's only a memory. 729 00:50:30,658 --> 00:50:31,617 - Oh nonsense. 730 00:50:33,077 --> 00:50:34,787 - You're not alone with them like I am. 731 00:50:35,079 --> 00:50:36,205 - Of course not. 732 00:50:37,289 --> 00:50:39,458 It's vile, it's disgusting. 733 00:50:40,918 --> 00:50:43,837 Besides, that's what I have you for. 734 00:50:46,715 --> 00:50:51,136 You'll feel differently after the annual ball next week. 735 00:50:51,428 --> 00:50:53,138 - Yes, but is that wise 736 00:50:55,099 --> 00:50:58,185 with feelings running the way they are? 737 00:50:58,477 --> 00:50:59,270 - What do you mean? 738 00:50:59,562 --> 00:51:01,146 - Well, people are getting pretty fed up 739 00:51:01,438 --> 00:51:05,150 about the way things are, this anti-sex program. 740 00:51:05,442 --> 00:51:07,736 It's against everyone's nature. 741 00:51:08,028 --> 00:51:12,157 Why not make this year's ball really democratic? 742 00:51:12,449 --> 00:51:13,909 - Democratic, that's disgusting. 743 00:51:14,201 --> 00:51:15,786 - Oh, believe me, it's good politics. 744 00:51:16,078 --> 00:51:17,913 Why everyone will know that you don't just favor the people 745 00:51:18,205 --> 00:51:20,958 here at Central but that you are truly 746 00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:23,043 our merciful Controller. 747 00:51:24,169 --> 00:51:27,423 - Well, I'm beginning to like that idea. 748 00:51:30,718 --> 00:51:33,721 Oh, but who in the world would I invite? 749 00:51:34,013 --> 00:51:35,764 - Why not let the computer decide? 750 00:51:36,056 --> 00:51:39,310 Let it make a random decision and invite new people here 751 00:51:39,602 --> 00:51:40,894 from far and wide. 752 00:51:41,937 --> 00:51:43,063 - You can't trust computers. 753 00:51:43,355 --> 00:51:45,691 - Oh, believe me, it'll be the talk of the land. 754 00:51:45,983 --> 00:51:48,777 The great Controller's uncontrolled masquerade ball. 755 00:51:49,069 --> 00:51:50,070 Why you'll go down in history 756 00:51:50,362 --> 00:51:53,115 as our most benevolent Controller. 757 00:51:53,407 --> 00:51:53,949 - You really mean it? 758 00:51:54,241 --> 00:51:55,367 - I can feel it. 759 00:51:56,577 --> 00:51:58,829 - I'm beginning to feel it myself. 760 00:51:59,121 --> 00:52:03,292 - The great Controller's uncontrolled masquerade ball. 761 00:52:03,584 --> 00:52:04,335 - Let's do it then. 762 00:52:04,627 --> 00:52:05,586 Let's do it. 763 00:52:05,878 --> 00:52:08,255 (both laughing) 764 00:52:08,547 --> 00:52:09,214 - [Stella] Give me that. 765 00:52:09,506 --> 00:52:10,466 - No. - That's for me, damn it. 766 00:52:10,758 --> 00:52:11,300 - No, it's not. 767 00:52:11,592 --> 00:52:12,217 See how it's addressed? 768 00:52:12,509 --> 00:52:13,886 It's addressed to the foxiest lady in the house, 769 00:52:14,178 --> 00:52:15,721 and baby that's me. 770 00:52:16,013 --> 00:52:16,680 - Like hell. 771 00:52:16,972 --> 00:52:19,475 - I'm invited to the Controller's 772 00:52:19,767 --> 00:52:21,977 uncontrolled masquerade ball. 773 00:52:22,269 --> 00:52:25,439 - Well, here's another one, you left it in the mailbox. 774 00:52:25,731 --> 00:52:26,857 - That's mine, give it to me. 775 00:52:27,149 --> 00:52:28,359 - That is addressed to occupant. 776 00:52:28,651 --> 00:52:30,235 - That's me, occupant. 777 00:52:30,527 --> 00:52:34,531 Wow, the great Controller's uncontrolled masquerade ball. 778 00:52:34,823 --> 00:52:36,909 - Stel, it's arrived, the big time. 779 00:52:37,201 --> 00:52:37,910 We made it. 780 00:52:39,870 --> 00:52:41,622 - The uncontrolled ball, 781 00:52:41,914 --> 00:52:44,583 a chance to really freak out once and for all. 782 00:52:44,875 --> 00:52:45,751 - Yeah, wild! 783 00:52:49,171 --> 00:52:52,174 - Isn't that a dumb name for a party? 784 00:52:54,051 --> 00:52:56,887 - For Christ's sake, lady, spread your legs. 785 00:52:57,179 --> 00:52:58,305 - You really mean that? 786 00:52:58,597 --> 00:53:01,016 - You have to get your hand out, it's illegal. 787 00:53:01,308 --> 00:53:05,604 - Illegal, illegal, everything that feels good is illegal. 788 00:53:05,896 --> 00:53:08,899 When was the last time you boys had a real good fuck? 789 00:53:09,191 --> 00:53:10,234 - Don't say it. 790 00:53:10,526 --> 00:53:11,360 Ouch! 791 00:53:11,652 --> 00:53:13,696 - Then let me do it please. 792 00:53:21,412 --> 00:53:23,539 - [Roscoe] All they talk about in this movie 793 00:53:23,831 --> 00:53:24,998 is sex, sex, sex. 794 00:53:26,667 --> 00:53:29,336 What's a robot to do, huh Roscoe? 795 00:53:32,089 --> 00:53:36,135 J' Mechanical man is what I am J' 796 00:53:36,427 --> 00:53:40,013 J' How do I get turned on J' 797 00:53:40,305 --> 00:53:44,101 J' What do I do to begin J' 798 00:53:44,393 --> 00:53:49,189 J' And where do I plug it in J' 799 00:53:51,442 --> 00:53:56,321 J' I long to crimp around your edges J' 800 00:53:56,613 --> 00:54:00,451 J' And oil about your grooves J' 801 00:54:00,743 --> 00:54:04,121 J' We'll cross-connect your input J' 802 00:54:04,413 --> 00:54:08,667 J' With my heated output tube J' 803 00:54:08,959 --> 00:54:12,880 J' Mechanical man is what I am J' 804 00:54:13,172 --> 00:54:16,759 J' How can you turn me on J' 805 00:54:17,050 --> 00:54:20,804 J' What button do I push, what nob can I spin J' 806 00:54:21,096 --> 00:54:25,893 J' And where do I plug it in J' 807 00:54:27,936 --> 00:54:32,691 J' I wish I knew your innermost circuits J' 808 00:54:32,983 --> 00:54:36,570 J' I could touch your voltage controls J' 809 00:54:36,862 --> 00:54:40,407 J' You would press your eager anodes J' 810 00:54:40,699 --> 00:54:45,496 J' Against my horizontal hold and hold and hold and hold J' 811 00:54:47,247 --> 00:54:52,169 J' We would be so happy, yes, the two of us you'd see J' 812 00:54:54,671 --> 00:54:58,550 J' Later on we'd raise a family J' 813 00:54:58,842 --> 00:55:03,639 J' Just one or two TVs J' 814 00:55:05,599 --> 00:55:10,312 J' I lust to realign your tuning J' 815 00:55:10,604 --> 00:55:14,316 J' Oh and to turn your amperage up higher J' 816 00:55:14,608 --> 00:55:17,903 J' You can play with my control knobs J' 817 00:55:18,195 --> 00:55:21,240 J' While I nibble on your wires J' 818 00:55:21,532 --> 00:55:26,286 J' Your wires, your wires, your wires J' 819 00:55:26,578 --> 00:55:30,415 J' Mechanical man is what I am J' 820 00:55:30,707 --> 00:55:34,086 J' Oh won't you turn me on J' 821 00:55:34,378 --> 00:55:38,048 J' What button can I press and what knob can I spin J' 822 00:55:38,340 --> 00:55:43,136 J' And where do I plug it in J' 823 00:55:44,972 --> 00:55:47,766 J' Oh tell me what button can I press J' 824 00:55:48,058 --> 00:55:52,855 J' And what knob can I spin and where do I plug it in J' 825 00:55:54,439 --> 00:55:57,442 (upbeat funky music) 826 00:57:29,701 --> 00:57:34,081 J' What button can I push, what nob do I spin J' 827 00:57:34,373 --> 00:57:37,834 J' And where do I plug it in J' 828 00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,680 (Snow White crying) 829 00:58:01,900 --> 00:58:03,735 - Don't cry, don't cry. 830 00:58:07,739 --> 00:58:09,700 Why are you crying? 831 00:58:09,992 --> 00:58:12,244 Everything will be all right. 832 00:58:12,536 --> 00:58:13,787 - No, it won't. 833 00:58:14,079 --> 00:58:17,207 Everybody is going to the ball but me. 834 00:58:17,499 --> 00:58:19,960 I want to be uncontrolled too. 835 00:58:20,252 --> 00:58:21,920 I want to have fun. 836 00:58:22,212 --> 00:58:26,967 - But Snow White, it's not your movie, it's Cinderella's. 837 00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:28,468 - I don't care. 838 00:58:29,845 --> 00:58:32,806 I'm just as pretty as she is. 839 00:58:33,098 --> 00:58:35,392 Oh, can't I have a prince too? 840 00:58:36,852 --> 00:58:38,520 - You will, you will. 841 00:58:40,897 --> 00:58:44,317 But there's nothing I can do about it right now. 842 00:58:44,609 --> 00:58:47,779 - And you, all of you are supposed to be my friends. 843 00:58:48,071 --> 00:58:51,742 And here I lie getting hornier and hornier. 844 00:58:52,034 --> 00:58:54,369 And he doesn't know what to do about it. 845 00:58:54,661 --> 00:58:56,830 - There must be some way. 846 00:58:57,122 --> 00:58:59,624 Just let me think about it. 847 00:58:59,916 --> 00:59:03,628 Maybe if I read up on this, I will find the answer. 848 00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:07,549 That's it, that's it, I will consult my books. 849 00:59:09,468 --> 00:59:13,972 - What I need can't be found in any of your old books. 850 00:59:14,264 --> 00:59:15,724 - You'll never know. 851 00:59:36,203 --> 00:59:38,789 - [Dwarves] We know what you need, Show White. 852 00:59:39,081 --> 00:59:41,917 (lively piano music) 853 01:00:09,486 --> 01:00:12,239 - [Snow White] That feels so good. 854 01:00:21,206 --> 01:00:23,875 - Hey, leave some for us. 855 01:00:24,167 --> 01:00:27,129 - Oh come on, all of you, do it to me. 856 01:00:33,844 --> 01:00:35,887 - [Dwarf] Hey, move over. 857 01:00:36,179 --> 01:00:38,181 - [Dwarf] Wait a second. 858 01:00:38,473 --> 01:00:39,850 - Oh, down there. 859 01:00:40,142 --> 01:00:41,768 - [Dwarf] It's my turn. 860 01:00:42,060 --> 01:00:44,229 - [Dwarf] You'll get your turn. 861 01:00:44,521 --> 01:00:47,274 - [Dwarf] Come on, move over. 862 01:00:47,566 --> 01:00:49,901 (Show White moaning) 863 01:00:50,193 --> 01:00:50,986 - [Dwarf] Watch it or you're gonna 864 01:00:51,278 --> 01:00:53,655 fall in, shortie. - Oh yes. 865 01:00:53,947 --> 01:00:55,407 - [Dwarf] My arm is stuck. 866 01:00:55,699 --> 01:00:57,492 - [Dwarf] What the hell is your arm doing in there? 867 01:00:57,784 --> 01:01:00,662 (Snow White moaning) 868 01:01:18,388 --> 01:01:19,472 - There you are. 869 01:01:19,764 --> 01:01:21,266 What are you doing fooling with those plants? 870 01:01:21,558 --> 01:01:24,769 You silly little fool, they're already pretty. 871 01:01:25,061 --> 01:01:26,396 - And so are you, Stella. 872 01:01:26,688 --> 01:01:27,230 - I am not. 873 01:01:27,522 --> 01:01:30,150 - You are a very beautiful woman. 874 01:01:30,442 --> 01:01:31,610 - I don't even have a thing to wear, 875 01:01:31,902 --> 01:01:33,612 and you're supposed to be fixing my dress. 876 01:01:33,904 --> 01:01:34,946 Now come on. 877 01:01:35,238 --> 01:01:36,573 - Okay, I'll hem it for you. 878 01:01:36,865 --> 01:01:38,909 You can slip into it again. 879 01:01:40,076 --> 01:01:41,369 - I'm gonna be the ugliest one there. 880 01:01:41,661 --> 01:01:44,039 Even Bella, that slob, is gonna look better than me. 881 01:01:44,331 --> 01:01:46,124 - No, you're both going to look just lovely. 882 01:01:46,416 --> 01:01:47,834 Now believe me. 883 01:01:48,126 --> 01:01:48,710 Hold it there. 884 01:01:49,002 --> 01:01:50,545 - What are you doing working on her stuff? 885 01:01:50,837 --> 01:01:52,380 What about my outfit? 886 01:01:53,465 --> 01:01:55,842 - Bella, it's coming along just fine. 887 01:01:56,134 --> 01:01:57,552 - I'll bet it is. 888 01:01:57,844 --> 01:01:59,763 - She's just jealous, don't mind her, Cindy. 889 01:02:00,055 --> 01:02:03,099 - Of what, that pimply bean pole body of yours 890 01:02:03,391 --> 01:02:06,061 with the two watermelons on it? 891 01:02:06,353 --> 01:02:08,063 - You're just full of a lot of hot air. 892 01:02:08,355 --> 01:02:09,522 I'll show you. 893 01:02:09,814 --> 01:02:10,649 - Ouch! 894 01:02:10,941 --> 01:02:11,733 Fool, what's wrong with you? 895 01:02:12,025 --> 01:02:13,318 You're always picking on me. 896 01:02:13,610 --> 01:02:15,070 This time I'm gonna show you. 897 01:02:15,362 --> 01:02:16,738 I'm getting fed up. 898 01:02:20,784 --> 01:02:21,952 You're gonna leave me alone. 899 01:02:22,244 --> 01:02:23,536 - [Stella] Ow, ow! 900 01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:31,920 - You're gonna leave me alone, aren't you? 901 01:02:33,505 --> 01:02:35,131 - I hate you. 902 01:02:35,423 --> 01:02:36,466 Don't touch me. 903 01:02:38,260 --> 01:02:42,264 - No, no, no, no, no, no, over there, over there. 904 01:02:43,306 --> 01:02:46,059 You don't know anything about balloons. 905 01:02:46,351 --> 01:02:49,562 That's why you deserve to be enforcers. 906 01:02:49,854 --> 01:02:52,357 Tom, my boy, how are you? 907 01:02:52,649 --> 01:02:53,775 Isn't this exciting? 908 01:02:54,067 --> 01:02:55,402 A great idea. 909 01:02:55,694 --> 01:02:56,653 You know, I'm so excited, 910 01:02:56,945 --> 01:02:59,155 I haven't even been in my library yet today. 911 01:02:59,447 --> 01:03:00,782 - Library? 912 01:03:01,074 --> 01:03:02,075 - Did I say library? 913 01:03:02,367 --> 01:03:02,951 - That's what you said. 914 01:03:03,243 --> 01:03:05,829 (both laughing) 915 01:03:06,121 --> 01:03:07,872 You really have the feeling, don't you Chief? 916 01:03:08,164 --> 01:03:09,416 - Oh mercy, yes. 917 01:03:09,708 --> 01:03:11,376 I haven't had so much fun since I had 918 01:03:11,668 --> 01:03:14,629 all that pornography stolen from Mars. 919 01:03:15,672 --> 01:03:19,926 - I can tell you're going to have the time of your life. 920 01:03:20,218 --> 01:03:22,554 That was a great idea you came up with, 921 01:03:22,846 --> 01:03:24,764 letting the computers do the inviting I mean. 922 01:03:25,056 --> 01:03:28,435 - Oh, that was your idea and you know it, Tom Prince. 923 01:03:28,727 --> 01:03:30,729 And a splendid one. 924 01:03:31,021 --> 01:03:32,814 Do you really think it will be big 925 01:03:33,106 --> 01:03:35,984 with the peons and the little people? 926 01:03:37,694 --> 01:03:40,655 That I'll be remembered for centuries to come like you said? 927 01:03:40,947 --> 01:03:42,699 - Oh, I'm sure of it, Chief. 928 01:03:42,991 --> 01:03:44,951 It's an emancipating thing you're doing. 929 01:03:45,243 --> 01:03:45,869 - It is? 930 01:03:51,291 --> 01:03:55,337 - Bring my slippers, my red slippers right now, Cindy! 931 01:03:55,628 --> 01:03:57,464 - You're going to make us both late now. 932 01:03:57,756 --> 01:03:58,381 - What difference does it make? 933 01:03:58,673 --> 01:04:00,383 You're not gonna get laid anyway. 934 01:04:00,675 --> 01:04:01,718 - You just never know. 935 01:04:02,010 --> 01:04:02,844 (Bella laughs) 936 01:04:03,136 --> 01:04:03,928 - Double ha. 937 01:04:04,846 --> 01:04:06,389 - Look what you made me do. 938 01:04:06,681 --> 01:04:07,849 - No, no, wait, wait, please. 939 01:04:08,141 --> 01:04:09,392 I'm sorry, it's my fault. 940 01:04:09,684 --> 01:04:11,227 - I'm not gonna wear it. 941 01:04:11,519 --> 01:04:13,104 - Good, I'll go alone. 942 01:04:13,396 --> 01:04:14,856 - Now look, I've got enough material. 943 01:04:15,148 --> 01:04:16,107 It'll take just a minute to stitch it up. 944 01:04:16,399 --> 01:04:18,068 - But what about the sequins and the rhinestones? 945 01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:19,235 - Bella, I can't possibly-- 946 01:04:19,527 --> 01:04:21,446 - Do you think I'm gonna let that bitch look better than me? 947 01:04:21,738 --> 01:04:23,114 - Bella, my hands are all full of holes and-- 948 01:04:23,406 --> 01:04:24,491 - Oh, quit your belly-aching. 949 01:04:24,783 --> 01:04:26,618 You're just jealous because you're not going. 950 01:04:26,910 --> 01:04:29,704 - If she was invited, I'd stay home. 951 01:04:34,250 --> 01:04:36,836 (beam whirring) 952 01:04:52,602 --> 01:04:53,770 - Boy am I hot. 953 01:04:57,023 --> 01:04:57,982 - It's not working. 954 01:04:58,274 --> 01:04:58,900 - I don't believe it. 955 01:04:59,192 --> 01:05:01,069 I've never seen anything like this before. 956 01:05:01,361 --> 01:05:03,279 - I have, but it was a long time ago. 957 01:05:03,571 --> 01:05:04,406 - [Man] Whafd you do? 958 01:05:04,697 --> 01:05:05,698 - [Man] Plan B. 959 01:05:05,990 --> 01:05:07,033 - [Men] Plan B. 960 01:05:14,541 --> 01:05:16,167 (engine rumbling) 961 01:05:16,459 --> 01:05:17,669 - Our ride's here, come on, hurry. 962 01:05:17,961 --> 01:05:18,878 - See you, losers. 963 01:05:19,170 --> 01:05:20,338 - Come on, Bella, just a few more stitches. 964 01:05:20,630 --> 01:05:21,256 - No, that's enough. 965 01:05:21,548 --> 01:05:22,924 - You'd like to be going. 966 01:05:23,216 --> 01:05:26,052 But let's face it, kid, you don't have it. 967 01:05:26,344 --> 01:05:27,470 - Maybe next year. 968 01:05:27,762 --> 01:05:28,304 - Sure. 969 01:05:28,596 --> 01:05:29,389 - See ya, Cin. 970 01:05:29,681 --> 01:05:31,224 - Yes, don't wait up. 971 01:05:52,454 --> 01:05:56,040 (bright lighthearted music) 972 01:06:50,386 --> 01:06:54,349 - Well, get a move on, you're not even dressed. 973 01:06:54,641 --> 01:06:55,350 - For what? 974 01:06:56,935 --> 01:06:59,020 - For the ball, of course. 975 01:07:00,396 --> 01:07:02,774 - But Godfather, I wasn't invited. 976 01:07:03,066 --> 01:07:05,318 And besides, I have nothing to wear, nothing. 977 01:07:05,610 --> 01:07:09,697 - No problem, I'm well connected in that department. 978 01:07:09,989 --> 01:07:12,575 My wand (laughs). 979 01:07:14,577 --> 01:07:15,912 Oh, my wand, yes. 980 01:07:20,166 --> 01:07:21,459 (wand whirring) 981 01:07:21,751 --> 01:07:24,629 (upbeat funky music) 982 01:07:34,681 --> 01:07:37,267 (wand whirring) 983 01:07:47,026 --> 01:07:49,612 (wand whirring) 984 01:07:57,996 --> 01:08:00,582 (wand whirring) 985 01:08:16,598 --> 01:08:19,142 (wand whirring) 986 01:08:22,562 --> 01:08:23,688 Damned imports. 987 01:08:28,484 --> 01:08:32,947 Should've taken it back when it was still on warranty. 988 01:08:33,239 --> 01:08:35,700 (wand whirring) 989 01:08:59,057 --> 01:08:59,932 (Cindy crying) 990 01:09:00,224 --> 01:09:03,394 Oh no, no, no, you'll ruin your makeup. 991 01:09:03,686 --> 01:09:05,938 - Godfather, this is like my dream come true. 992 01:09:06,230 --> 01:09:10,234 - I beg your pardon, dreams are not my bag. 993 01:09:10,526 --> 01:09:12,403 I deal in the real thing. 994 01:09:16,532 --> 01:09:17,784 - Oh, Godfather. 995 01:09:20,995 --> 01:09:22,830 Godfather, thank you. 996 01:09:23,122 --> 01:09:24,415 Thank you so much. 997 01:09:27,669 --> 01:09:29,212 You are the greatest fairy godfather 998 01:09:29,504 --> 01:09:31,422 in the whole, whole world. 999 01:09:31,714 --> 01:09:34,467 - Well, of course, who'd you think you were dealing with? 1000 01:09:34,759 --> 01:09:36,886 But save your kisses for the ball. 1001 01:09:37,178 --> 01:09:38,388 You'll have a chance to use them soon enough. 1002 01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:41,224 - But Godfather, I am so excited. 1003 01:09:42,475 --> 01:09:44,936 - Free love, sexual emancipation. 1004 01:09:45,228 --> 01:09:48,314 Remember, that's the theme of the ball tonight. 1005 01:09:48,606 --> 01:09:49,232 " Sex? 1006 01:09:50,483 --> 01:09:52,276 - Fornication then. 1007 01:09:52,568 --> 01:09:55,488 But you must set a good example, Cindy. 1008 01:09:55,780 --> 01:09:57,740 Our time here on Earth is almost through, 1009 01:09:58,032 --> 01:10:02,161 and I'm do on Saturn the first thing in the morning. 1010 01:10:03,496 --> 01:10:06,332 Oh dear dear, we must get a move on. 1011 01:10:06,624 --> 01:10:08,000 - But Godfather, how shall I get there? 1012 01:10:08,292 --> 01:10:09,794 I'll be awfully late. 1013 01:10:10,795 --> 01:10:11,546 - Hm, ah. 1014 01:10:18,344 --> 01:10:19,846 Hello, what's this? 1015 01:10:23,766 --> 01:10:25,268 Interesting, yours? 1016 01:10:28,271 --> 01:10:29,689 No, of course not. 1017 01:10:31,190 --> 01:10:33,025 Well, yeah, here we go. 1018 01:10:34,026 --> 01:10:34,777 Bing. 1019 01:10:38,114 --> 01:10:39,198 - My goodness. 1020 01:10:40,658 --> 01:10:42,785 - Handy little gadget. 1021 01:10:43,077 --> 01:10:47,874 Now remember, tonight you're Aphrodite, the goddess of love. 1022 01:10:49,292 --> 01:10:53,796 You have a chance to strike a blow for free love everywhere. 1023 01:10:54,088 --> 01:10:55,381 - Blow? 1024 01:10:55,673 --> 01:10:58,593 - Bad choice of words, you know what I mean. 1025 01:10:58,885 --> 01:11:03,681 Now get a move on and remember you must be back my midnight. 1026 01:11:04,265 --> 01:11:06,100 I have a date on Venus. 1027 01:11:09,604 --> 01:11:12,023 - You are a rascal, Godfather. 1028 01:11:31,375 --> 01:11:33,961 (wand whirring) 1029 01:11:53,439 --> 01:11:54,273 - Hi. 1030 01:11:54,565 --> 01:11:55,733 - Hi. 1031 01:11:56,025 --> 01:11:59,237 - I was afraid you weren't gonna show up. 1032 01:12:00,863 --> 01:12:02,073 - I'm here. 1033 01:12:02,365 --> 01:12:03,658 - You look lovely. 1034 01:12:07,161 --> 01:12:09,121 Would you like a cigarette? 1035 01:12:09,413 --> 01:12:10,540 - No, thank you. 1036 01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:16,921 - Just relax. 1037 01:12:20,550 --> 01:12:23,427 You do want to do this, don't you? 1038 01:12:23,719 --> 01:12:24,345 - Yeah. 1039 01:12:27,390 --> 01:12:29,225 - How long has it been? 1040 01:12:31,519 --> 01:12:33,437 - It's been a long time. 1041 01:12:34,814 --> 01:12:35,565 Two years. 1042 01:12:38,568 --> 01:12:42,321 - It's something you never forget, believe me. 1043 01:12:43,489 --> 01:12:45,074 It still feels good. 1044 01:12:47,618 --> 01:12:49,620 - Yeah, but it's illegal. 1045 01:12:50,663 --> 01:12:52,123 - Nonsense. 1046 01:12:52,415 --> 01:12:56,669 On this planet, you have to take whatever you can get. 1047 01:13:00,756 --> 01:13:03,342 - But I've never been with a girl. 1048 01:13:03,634 --> 01:13:05,678 - It'll feel good, you'll see. 1049 01:13:05,970 --> 01:13:08,764 (slow sultry music) 1050 01:17:01,539 --> 01:17:04,208 (Roscoe beeping) 1051 01:17:05,501 --> 01:17:07,086 - [Roscoe] Fornication without sanction! 1052 01:17:07,378 --> 01:17:09,171 Fornication without sanction! 1053 01:17:09,463 --> 01:17:12,049 - Hey, baby, this isn't fornication. 1054 01:17:12,341 --> 01:17:13,676 - [Roscoe] But it's dirt. 1055 01:17:13,968 --> 01:17:16,178 Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt. 1056 01:17:17,721 --> 01:17:18,639 Arrest them. 1057 01:17:22,768 --> 01:17:25,563 - Hey, baby, you're kinda cute. 1058 01:17:25,855 --> 01:17:28,107 - [Roscoe] No, I'm not. 1059 01:17:28,399 --> 01:17:31,318 - Yeah, I know you've got a real hot rod 1060 01:17:31,610 --> 01:17:33,154 somewhere down there. 1061 01:17:35,156 --> 01:17:37,783 Come on, baby, show me where it's at. 1062 01:17:38,075 --> 01:17:39,368 Oil my parts, huh? 1063 01:17:40,828 --> 01:17:43,914 - [Roscoe] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1064 01:17:44,957 --> 01:17:47,793 (computer beeping) 1065 01:18:15,613 --> 01:18:18,449 (slow waltz music) 1066 01:19:08,332 --> 01:19:11,252 (guests applauding) 1067 01:19:28,769 --> 01:19:30,604 - My word, who is that? 1068 01:20:13,230 --> 01:20:16,066 (slow waltz music) 1069 01:20:37,713 --> 01:20:40,716 (wacky upbeat music) 1070 01:20:50,976 --> 01:20:53,812 (slow waltz music) 1071 01:21:22,174 --> 01:21:23,801 - You dance beautifully. 1072 01:21:24,093 --> 01:21:24,885 Who are you? 1073 01:21:26,553 --> 01:21:30,391 - I am Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty. 1074 01:21:30,682 --> 01:21:32,142 - You certainly are. 1075 01:21:34,019 --> 01:21:38,273 - There must be someplace we can be alone here, yes? 1076 01:21:38,565 --> 01:21:40,442 - Why yes, yes of course. 1077 01:21:44,321 --> 01:21:45,489 Right this way. 1078 01:21:52,246 --> 01:21:53,163 - Who is that bitch? 1079 01:21:53,455 --> 01:21:54,581 Where did she come from? 1080 01:21:54,873 --> 01:21:57,835 - I don't know, but I wish it were me. 1081 01:22:13,434 --> 01:22:15,436 - Is this private enough? 1082 01:22:20,357 --> 01:22:22,609 - Do you really sleep here? 1083 01:22:22,901 --> 01:22:25,195 - Among other things. 1084 01:22:25,487 --> 01:22:27,698 Sit down, see if you like it. 1085 01:22:42,588 --> 01:22:45,340 - How do you feel about free love? 1086 01:22:46,967 --> 01:22:48,844 - I beg your pardon? 1087 01:22:49,136 --> 01:22:51,680 - That is what it is called, I believe. 1088 01:22:51,972 --> 01:22:56,768 - (laughs) I thought you said free love there for a moment. 1089 01:22:59,688 --> 01:23:03,233 Everyone knows that lovemaking is against the law. 1090 01:23:03,525 --> 01:23:05,277 - That is only because our Controller is a tyrant. 1091 01:23:05,569 --> 01:23:08,280 It is not what the people want. 1092 01:23:08,572 --> 01:23:10,532 I think that it is unjust. 1093 01:23:13,410 --> 01:23:14,912 - You're beautiful. 1094 01:23:16,580 --> 01:23:18,999 But are you trying to get us arrested? 1095 01:23:19,291 --> 01:23:22,628 Because what I'm thinking is against the law. 1096 01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:24,421 There's no doubt about it. 1097 01:23:24,713 --> 01:23:29,051 - [Cindy] But then you must think that that is a dumb law. 1098 01:23:29,343 --> 01:23:32,846 Because making love can be very beautiful. 1099 01:23:33,138 --> 01:23:35,307 Or at least my Godfather thinks so. 1100 01:23:35,599 --> 01:23:39,895 - I don't know, I've never been in a position to know. 1101 01:23:41,605 --> 01:23:44,191 - Then I think it is time that we found out for ourselves. 1102 01:23:44,483 --> 01:23:49,029 Because you see, we will never have a better chance, Tom. 1103 01:23:50,322 --> 01:23:53,158 - I've never known anyone like you. 1104 01:23:56,036 --> 01:23:57,746 I don't believe this is really happening. 1105 01:23:58,038 --> 01:24:01,583 - Sooner than you know, everyone's going to be doing this. 1106 01:24:01,875 --> 01:24:02,417 You will see. 1107 01:24:02,709 --> 01:24:04,169 - The Controller would never allow it. 1108 01:24:04,461 --> 01:24:06,755 He thinks it'll corrupt us. 1109 01:24:07,047 --> 01:24:08,674 - Do you feel corrupt? 1110 01:24:10,676 --> 01:24:11,843 - I feel great. 1111 01:24:23,647 --> 01:24:25,148 - Stella, it's almost midnight, 1112 01:24:25,440 --> 01:24:27,234 and we haven't even had a nibble yet. 1113 01:24:27,526 --> 01:24:28,652 I mean, have you seen anything 1114 01:24:28,944 --> 01:24:30,862 that looks halfway decent around here? 1115 01:24:31,154 --> 01:24:32,322 - Sure, Prince Charming, 1116 01:24:32,614 --> 01:24:35,033 but it looks like the princess already nabbed him. 1117 01:24:35,325 --> 01:24:39,037 - Aw, screw 'em, they look like virgins anyway. 1118 01:24:42,165 --> 01:24:45,168 - [Tom] Have you ever done this before? 1119 01:24:45,460 --> 01:24:46,336 - [Cindy] No. 1120 01:24:47,296 --> 01:24:50,757 - Me neither, not and have it feel like this. 1121 01:24:51,049 --> 01:24:52,426 I must be dreaming. 1122 01:24:57,139 --> 01:24:59,558 I don't even know who you are. 1123 01:25:06,064 --> 01:25:07,274 - I'm someone who's going to show you 1124 01:25:07,566 --> 01:25:09,443 the meaning of real love. 1125 01:25:13,530 --> 01:25:14,781 - I believe you. 1126 01:25:17,451 --> 01:25:21,121 I couldn't stop you now if I wanted to. 1127 01:25:21,413 --> 01:25:24,166 (slow string music) 1128 01:27:17,738 --> 01:27:20,282 - Whatever happened to young Tom Prince? 1129 01:27:20,574 --> 01:27:22,784 - I'm sure he's keeping busy. 1130 01:27:25,370 --> 01:27:28,498 (Controller laughing) 1131 01:27:28,790 --> 01:27:31,251 (both laughing) 1132 01:27:32,753 --> 01:27:36,256 - If this is love, everyone should have it. 1133 01:27:37,382 --> 01:27:39,718 - You're right, you're right. 1134 01:28:08,121 --> 01:28:10,540 This one's for you, Godfather. 1135 01:28:18,423 --> 01:28:21,009 (Roscoe beeping) 1136 01:28:21,301 --> 01:28:22,385 - [Roscoe] Caught in the act, caught in the act. 1137 01:28:22,677 --> 01:28:24,179 Two more violators, two more violators. 1138 01:28:24,471 --> 01:28:25,388 - But who are you? 1139 01:28:25,680 --> 01:28:27,849 - [Roscoe] Why I am the Controller's morals officer, 1140 01:28:28,141 --> 01:28:31,311 and you are guilty of fornication without sanction. 1141 01:28:31,603 --> 01:28:32,771 - Now just a minute, Roscoe. 1142 01:28:33,063 --> 01:28:34,648 - We were not fornicating, we were making love, 1143 01:28:34,940 --> 01:28:36,149 my Prince Charming and I. 1144 01:28:36,441 --> 01:28:40,320 - That's right, but my name is Tom Prince. 1145 01:28:40,612 --> 01:28:42,197 - [Roscoe] Look at the list, look at the list. 1146 01:28:42,489 --> 01:28:44,282 - Now wait a minute, Roscoe. 1147 01:28:44,574 --> 01:28:46,576 Apparently you've forgotten about that time I caught you 1148 01:28:46,868 --> 01:28:48,245 making it with that x-ray machine. 1149 01:28:48,537 --> 01:28:50,956 - [Roscoe] But Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. 1150 01:28:51,248 --> 01:28:52,791 - God, it's midnight. 1151 01:28:54,167 --> 01:28:54,918 - Wait. 1152 01:28:56,461 --> 01:28:58,797 Don't go, it'll be all right. 1153 01:29:00,632 --> 01:29:01,842 Let me go, you fools. 1154 01:29:02,133 --> 01:29:03,343 Don't let her go. 1155 01:29:16,189 --> 01:29:17,607 - This yours, mam? 1156 01:29:24,155 --> 01:29:25,949 - So you want a woman? 1157 01:29:26,241 --> 01:29:28,201 Go play with the computer. 1158 01:29:31,079 --> 01:29:35,333 Oh, okay, so maybe you're tired of computer roulette 1159 01:29:38,003 --> 01:29:41,673 and maybe you want somebody all your own, eh? 1160 01:29:43,049 --> 01:29:46,052 I just got this catalog from Denmark. 1161 01:29:48,138 --> 01:29:50,473 Pick yourself out a bionic woman. 1162 01:29:50,765 --> 01:29:52,350 Go ahead, I'll pay for it. 1163 01:29:52,642 --> 01:29:53,852 And we can sneak it through customs 1164 01:29:54,144 --> 01:29:55,353 and you will have it for the weekend. 1165 01:29:55,645 --> 01:29:57,397 - You don't understand, Chief. 1166 01:29:57,689 --> 01:30:00,442 I don't want anybody else but her. 1167 01:30:00,734 --> 01:30:03,028 I talked to the doorman. 1168 01:30:03,320 --> 01:30:05,906 Ran a tracer through all the computers. 1169 01:30:06,197 --> 01:30:08,617 Apparently she wasn't one of the invited. 1170 01:30:08,909 --> 01:30:13,204 - Tom, you stand them upside down, and they all look-- 1171 01:30:14,831 --> 01:30:15,665 - The same? 1172 01:30:17,250 --> 01:30:18,877 - That's what they tell me. 1173 01:30:19,169 --> 01:30:21,379 - Not this one, Chief. 1174 01:30:21,671 --> 01:30:23,840 She's something special. 1175 01:30:24,132 --> 01:30:27,135 - Well, if you don't know what she looks like, 1176 01:30:27,427 --> 01:30:30,388 how you gonna know when you found her? 1177 01:30:31,473 --> 01:30:34,059 (both laughing) 1178 01:30:36,227 --> 01:30:38,396 Find her, my boy, find her. 1179 01:30:39,689 --> 01:30:42,192 Yes, I can't have my super stud moping around here 1180 01:30:42,484 --> 01:30:43,860 like an undertaker. 1181 01:30:45,445 --> 01:30:48,949 You're on leave of absence as of right now. 1182 01:30:50,200 --> 01:30:51,493 - Do you really mean it? 1183 01:30:51,785 --> 01:30:53,703 - I think I mean it. 1184 01:30:53,995 --> 01:30:56,081 Yes, I mean it, I mean it. 1185 01:30:56,373 --> 01:30:57,832 Find her, my boy, yes. 1186 01:30:58,124 --> 01:31:00,460 Take whatever measures you have to, yes. 1187 01:31:00,752 --> 01:31:04,130 Bend the rules just this once, but find her. 1188 01:31:04,422 --> 01:31:08,385 I want to have a look at this creature for myself. 1189 01:31:09,511 --> 01:31:10,929 Go on, go on. 1190 01:31:11,221 --> 01:31:13,348 - Who said you're not human? 1191 01:31:15,976 --> 01:31:17,560 - Someone said that? 1192 01:31:24,693 --> 01:31:26,069 He may never return. 1193 01:31:26,361 --> 01:31:29,406 (frantic upbeat music) 1194 01:32:38,391 --> 01:32:40,143 - November 21st, 2047. 1195 01:32:43,146 --> 01:32:43,980 Dear diary. 1196 01:32:48,401 --> 01:32:52,405 Oh, diary, it all seems like such a dream to me now. 1197 01:32:52,697 --> 01:32:55,909 Nothing is real anymore, not my Godfather 1198 01:32:57,660 --> 01:33:02,082 or my beautiful gown or the music or the dancing or... 1199 01:33:04,918 --> 01:33:07,420 My handsome prince is not real. 1200 01:33:09,547 --> 01:33:10,799 Nothing is real. 1201 01:33:11,966 --> 01:33:13,218 Nothing is real. 1202 01:33:18,681 --> 01:33:21,726 Except that tingling feeling I get between my legs 1203 01:33:22,018 --> 01:33:23,478 when I think of him. 1204 01:33:26,689 --> 01:33:30,610 - Stella, Stella, the Controller's sexual surrogate 1205 01:33:30,902 --> 01:33:34,447 is on his way down our street right now! 1206 01:33:34,739 --> 01:33:36,616 - Christ, I gotta douche. 1207 01:33:39,119 --> 01:33:40,870 - Did someone say sex? 1208 01:33:42,080 --> 01:33:45,250 (frantic upbeat music) 1209 01:34:11,943 --> 01:34:13,987 - Hear ye, hear ye, by proclamation of-- 1210 01:34:14,279 --> 01:34:16,197 - Hey, cut the lip, bring on. 1211 01:34:16,489 --> 01:34:18,449 Oh, hello hello, handsome. 1212 01:34:21,744 --> 01:34:25,707 I hear you have the best meat and potatoes in town. 1213 01:34:25,999 --> 01:34:26,875 Is it kosher? 1214 01:34:34,340 --> 01:34:35,967 - Oh, come on, get over here. 1215 01:34:36,259 --> 01:34:37,260 Come on, come over here. 1216 01:34:37,552 --> 01:34:38,178 Oh God. 1217 01:34:39,888 --> 01:34:41,890 Oh, you feel good. 1218 01:34:42,182 --> 01:34:43,808 Oh, what's the matter? 1219 01:34:55,111 --> 01:34:56,112 - 30 seconds. 1220 01:34:58,281 --> 01:35:00,366 A goddamn, lousy 30 seconds, 1221 01:35:00,658 --> 01:35:03,661 and he says it's pointless to continue. 1222 01:35:04,996 --> 01:35:06,497 It's pointless? 1223 01:35:06,789 --> 01:35:09,167 It's more like sexless. 1224 01:35:09,459 --> 01:35:11,961 I'm never gonna get my rocks off. 1225 01:35:12,253 --> 01:35:13,588 - Bella, you just have to calm down. 1226 01:35:13,880 --> 01:35:17,008 Someday the right guy is gonna come along. 1227 01:35:17,300 --> 01:35:18,092 Just have to have faith. 1228 01:35:18,384 --> 01:35:19,010 - Faith? 1229 01:35:20,220 --> 01:35:23,723 My faith is all dried up, it's gone to sea. 1230 01:35:25,767 --> 01:35:26,517 You too? 1231 01:35:28,144 --> 01:35:29,562 - You better get in there fast, Cin, 1232 01:35:29,854 --> 01:35:32,106 before Mom scares him off. 1233 01:35:32,398 --> 01:35:33,483 - You really think I should? 1234 01:35:33,775 --> 01:35:35,151 - What the hell? 1235 01:35:35,443 --> 01:35:38,112 - Sure, you might as well get shut out too. 1236 01:35:38,404 --> 01:35:42,533 - Quick, quick, we got a bad case of the hornies. 1237 01:35:42,825 --> 01:35:44,118 - [Stella And Bella] The hornies? 1238 01:35:44,410 --> 01:35:47,872 - We got to get this one to the clinic fast! 1239 01:36:26,911 --> 01:36:29,831 (slow string music) 1240 01:37:06,409 --> 01:37:09,704 (Godfather clears throat) 1241 01:37:09,996 --> 01:37:10,621 - Well? 1242 01:37:12,248 --> 01:37:14,083 - Who are you? 1243 01:37:14,375 --> 01:37:17,462 - This is the man I told you about, my Fairy Godfather. 1244 01:37:17,754 --> 01:37:18,629 Tom. 1245 01:37:18,921 --> 01:37:20,673 - Oh yes, I know Tom Prince. 1246 01:37:20,965 --> 01:37:23,426 You don't think his being here is a mistake, do you? 1247 01:37:23,718 --> 01:37:24,761 - This is a little much. 1248 01:37:25,053 --> 01:37:26,304 It's been a rough week. 1249 01:37:26,596 --> 01:37:27,930 - Oh, break it up, break it up, break it up. 1250 01:37:28,222 --> 01:37:29,432 We've got work to do. 1251 01:37:29,724 --> 01:37:31,559 The Controller is waiting for us. 1252 01:37:31,851 --> 01:37:33,394 You and you and bing. 1253 01:37:43,029 --> 01:37:43,863 - Who are you? 1254 01:37:44,155 --> 01:37:46,282 - Oh mighty and merciful one, you are about to have 1255 01:37:46,574 --> 01:37:48,493 a whole new world opened to you. 1256 01:37:48,785 --> 01:37:49,369 - Iam? 1257 01:37:49,660 --> 01:37:50,828 - You and your silly little people have lived 1258 01:37:51,120 --> 01:37:52,538 in the Dark Ages long enough. 1259 01:37:52,830 --> 01:37:54,374 Cindy, enlighten him. 1260 01:37:55,750 --> 01:37:57,043 Play upon the flute. 1261 01:37:57,335 --> 01:38:00,630 Make the music that will make this planet dance once again. 1262 01:38:00,922 --> 01:38:01,464 - Godfather, I-- 1263 01:38:01,756 --> 01:38:05,635 - He's right, bring forth the joy that you brought to me 1264 01:38:05,927 --> 01:38:07,261 so the whole world can join us. 1265 01:38:07,553 --> 01:38:08,221 [Cindy] But l 1266 01:38:08,513 --> 01:38:11,849 - Real love is not a selfish act, Cindy. 1267 01:38:12,141 --> 01:38:13,559 - I am a virgin. 1268 01:38:13,851 --> 01:38:15,686 - Was, past tense. 1269 01:38:15,978 --> 01:38:17,980 - Godfather, that was different. 1270 01:38:18,272 --> 01:38:20,733 I mean, with my Tom it was holy. 1271 01:38:22,735 --> 01:38:24,737 - So is this, believe me. 1272 01:38:26,864 --> 01:38:31,285 You have our blessings and that of the whole universe. 1273 01:39:12,326 --> 01:39:13,077 - No, no. 1274 01:39:27,467 --> 01:39:29,135 No, this never works. 1275 01:39:31,095 --> 01:39:33,598 As least it never works for me. 1276 01:39:42,899 --> 01:39:45,985 (Controller laughing) 1277 01:39:49,947 --> 01:39:52,950 (Controller moaning) 1278 01:40:03,044 --> 01:40:05,379 That's never happened before. 1279 01:40:12,803 --> 01:40:15,473 Oh, okay, I'll get one of my own. 1280 01:40:18,601 --> 01:40:20,603 - I was hoping you would. 1281 01:40:22,522 --> 01:40:24,649 - It's exhilarating. 1282 01:40:24,941 --> 01:40:26,859 - [Tom, Cindy, And Godfather] We thought you'd like it. 1283 01:40:27,151 --> 01:40:30,613 - This would be good for everybody. 1284 01:40:30,905 --> 01:40:33,115 - I'm glad you see it that way. 1285 01:40:33,407 --> 01:40:36,202 - Why I'll make a proclamation, yes. 1286 01:40:39,914 --> 01:40:42,750 Tonight is a very festive occasion. 1287 01:40:44,293 --> 01:40:47,463 There will be lovemaking again in the land. 1288 01:40:47,755 --> 01:40:49,465 But no fornication. 1289 01:40:49,757 --> 01:40:53,469 Fornication is outlawed in favor of lovemaking. 1290 01:40:57,723 --> 01:41:01,602 J' Well here on planet Earth among the flowers and the trees J' 1291 01:41:01,894 --> 01:41:05,982 J' Be it rabbit, hen, or flea, we all need love J' 1292 01:41:06,274 --> 01:41:08,067 J' If it's a need you can't outgrow J' 1293 01:41:08,359 --> 01:41:10,194 J' And you'll profit blow by blow J' 1294 01:41:10,486 --> 01:41:12,238 J' Yes you will, I tell you so J' 1295 01:41:12,530 --> 01:41:14,407 J' We all need love J' 1296 01:41:14,699 --> 01:41:15,700 J' We all need love J' 1297 01:41:15,992 --> 01:41:16,534 J' You and me J' 1298 01:41:16,826 --> 01:41:17,702 J' We all need love J' 1299 01:41:17,994 --> 01:41:18,661 J' Yes indeed J' 1300 01:41:18,953 --> 01:41:19,745 J' We all need love J' 1301 01:41:20,037 --> 01:41:20,913 J' In the morn and in the eve J' 1302 01:41:21,205 --> 01:41:23,291 J' We all need love J' 1303 01:41:23,583 --> 01:41:25,251 J' You may wish and you may hope J' 1304 01:41:25,543 --> 01:41:27,420 J' Indulge in various kinds of dope J' 1305 01:41:27,712 --> 01:41:31,674 J' Yet nothing improves you stroke by stroke as well as love J' 1306 01:41:31,966 --> 01:41:34,135 J' As even the coldest Eskimo J' 1307 01:41:34,427 --> 01:41:36,178 J' Living in the northernmost part of the pole J' 1308 01:41:36,470 --> 01:41:38,222 J' Can always find refuge in a hole J' 1309 01:41:38,514 --> 01:41:40,433 J' We all need love J' 1310 01:41:40,725 --> 01:41:41,475 J' We all need love J' 1311 01:41:41,767 --> 01:41:42,518 J' Yes we need to be loved J' 1312 01:41:42,810 --> 01:41:43,561 J' We all need love J' 1313 01:41:43,853 --> 01:41:44,729 J' From you and me to King Kong J' 1314 01:41:45,021 --> 01:41:45,688 J' We all need love J' 1315 01:41:45,980 --> 01:41:46,856 J' Could a fairy be wrong J' 1316 01:41:47,148 --> 01:41:49,859 J' We all need love J' 1317 01:41:54,655 --> 01:41:55,489 - Hey, he)'- 1318 01:41:57,992 --> 01:41:58,659 - What are you doing? 1319 01:41:58,951 --> 01:42:02,079 - How about if you and me unwind? 1320 01:42:02,371 --> 01:42:05,082 - Oh no, no, you don't seem to understand, you see. 1321 01:42:05,374 --> 01:42:08,169 Now you see, Fairy Godfathers just teach how to 1322 01:42:08,461 --> 01:42:10,212 and expose people to the actual feelings of it, 1323 01:42:10,504 --> 01:42:12,256 but they don't actually take off their clothes and sweat 1324 01:42:12,548 --> 01:42:13,716 or anything like that. 1325 01:42:14,008 --> 01:42:15,259 If you'll excuse me, I must leave now. 1326 01:42:15,551 --> 01:42:16,677 - Please. - Bing. 1327 01:42:24,310 --> 01:42:25,061 - Oh shit. 1328 01:42:26,604 --> 01:42:27,563 J' We all need love J' 1329 01:42:27,855 --> 01:42:28,564 J' It's not electronic J' 1330 01:42:28,856 --> 01:42:29,607 J' We all need love J' 1331 01:42:29,899 --> 01:42:30,816 J' Nor is it bionic J' 1332 01:42:31,108 --> 01:42:31,901 J' We all need love J' 1333 01:42:32,193 --> 01:42:33,069 J' It's a natural tonic J' 1334 01:42:33,361 --> 01:42:35,237 J' We all need love J' 1335 01:42:35,529 --> 01:42:36,364 J' We all need love J' 1336 01:42:36,656 --> 01:42:37,490 J' When you're down in the dumps J' 1337 01:42:37,782 --> 01:42:38,491 J' We all need love J' 1338 01:42:38,783 --> 01:42:39,659 J' When you're in a slump J' 1339 01:42:39,950 --> 01:42:40,743 J' We all need love J' 1340 01:42:41,035 --> 01:42:41,869 J' Just climb on a rump J' 1341 01:42:42,161 --> 01:42:44,121 J' We all need love J' 1342 01:42:44,413 --> 01:42:45,247 J' We all need love J' 1343 01:42:45,539 --> 01:42:46,332 J' Mister or madame J' 1344 01:42:46,624 --> 01:42:47,249 J' We all need love J' 1345 01:42:47,541 --> 01:42:48,459 J' Need I expand J' 1346 01:42:48,751 --> 01:42:49,543 J' We all need love J' 1347 01:42:49,835 --> 01:42:50,670 J' A mix of heart and glands J' 1348 01:42:50,961 --> 01:42:52,922 J' We all need love J' 1349 01:42:53,214 --> 01:42:54,131 J' We all need love J' 1350 01:42:54,423 --> 01:42:55,091 J' You and me J' 1351 01:42:55,383 --> 01:42:56,342 J' We all need love J' 1352 01:42:56,634 --> 01:42:57,301 J' Yes indeed J' 1353 01:42:57,593 --> 01:42:58,177 J' We all need love J' 1354 01:42:58,469 --> 01:42:59,387 J' In the morn and in the eve J' 1355 01:42:59,679 --> 01:43:01,764 J' We all need love J' 1356 01:43:02,056 --> 01:43:03,849 J' We all need love J' 1357 01:43:04,141 --> 01:43:06,143 J' We all need love J' 1358 01:43:06,435 --> 01:43:08,270 J' We all need love J' 1359 01:43:08,562 --> 01:43:10,564 J' We all need love J' 1360 01:43:10,856 --> 01:43:12,566 J' We all need love J' 1361 01:43:12,858 --> 01:43:14,819 J' We all need love J' 1362 01:43:15,111 --> 01:43:17,071 J' We all need love J' 1363 01:43:17,363 --> 01:43:19,323 J' We all need love J' 1364 01:43:19,615 --> 01:43:21,534 J' We all need love J' 1365 01:43:21,826 --> 01:43:24,537 J' We all need love J' 98324