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Hello babe, you alright?

Yeah, I'm good.

What you up to?

Alright. Is shit there though?

No, I don't think it's no good.

But yeah.

How you been anyway?

Yeah.

What?

What's happened? What?

Are you joking me?

Are you on a wind up?

No.

What?

My stepbrother Johnny?

No, no, no. It can't be. It must be a fake profile. Someone's on a wind -up,

babe.

You gave him your number?

Well, why on earth would you do something like that?

You was pissed?

Oh, for fuck's sake.

What, you're going to send him over to me?

Yeah.

I don't think it's him anyway, babe. I don't think it would. I don't think

that's like him. I know he can be a fucker, but I don't think he'd do

like that. He knows that you're my mate and that, and he knows that I'd get

funny about saying that.

Yeah.

All right.

Well... Yeah, I think you should send him over, cos he's in right now, and I

will have a word with him if it is him.

Yeah?

Alright then.

Alright, I'll check them out and then I'll have to give you a call back.

Alright then.

Alright, bye.

Bye, bye, bye.

What the actual fuck?

Oh my god. And there's more.

Oh my god, what the fuck is he fucking playing at?

I'm going to have to ring her back.

It is him.

Fuck's sake. I can't believe this.

Hello?

Yeah, it is him, the fucking cheeky fuck.

Yeah.

I know.

He's pissed you off? Well, how do you think he's fucking done to me then?

Do you know what I mean? You're meant to be my mate and he's fucking sending

pictures like that.

Well, it's your own fault, babe, because you was pissed at the end of the day.

So, you know, you know who he is. So you shouldn't be sending out your number to

him, to be honest with you.

What did you think he was going to do? Do you know what I mean?

I know.

I know. I will have fucking words with him. I'm going to do it right now. He's

been the fucking kitchen.

You can probably hear that on the phone right now because I'm absolutely raging.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, I'm going to have a word with him now, all right? And I'll speak to you

later because I'm fucking annoyed.

All right.

Are you sorry? I know.

Yeah, me too. He'll be fucking sorry once I fucking speak to him about this.

Yeah, he'll be wishing he never fucking done it.

Alright, babe.

Well, have a good time and have a good night anyway.

Alright. Alright, bye.

Bye, bye, bye.

Johnny!

Yeah?

I think you need to come here now. I think we need to have a chat.

What's that?

Well, it's about some photographs you've been sending to my fucking mate.

What? What are you talking about?

What do you mean what am I talking about? You know exactly what I'm talking

about. Look, what is this?

That's not me.

Yes, it is.

Actually, that's not you. It's got your face in it.

Look, and there's more. Look, this one and this one.

And I know they're your boxers as well because I've seen them on the bathroom

floor.

What are you playing at? You know that's my mate.

You know it's going to piss me off.

Well, she's fit, isn't it?

What? I know. You were looking at her a bit funny the last time she came round,

but I didn't think she'd swoop that, though. She gave me her number.

She was fucking pissed.

Yeah, and maybe she wanted to see my huge bulge.

Huge bulge? I wouldn't exactly call it huge.

No? No, not at all. It's bigger than anything you've had.

How would you know?

I don't know.

No, it's not even funny. I don't even know why you're laughing. I do not find

one bit amusing. It's not acceptable.

Oh, come on. I don't do that for your friends, do I?

I don't think they would care if you did.

Well, I think, wouldn't you give a shit?

Oh, maybe.

Well then, so why do it?

It's fine, innit? Like, you know, she gave me her number. What else would she,

you know, that's what she was after.

How do you know? She was pissed.

Well, I don't know. Is that your thing now?

Drunk girls sending them pictures of you like this?

I mean, you're my stepbrother.

Like, you know, it's weird.

Ain't that weird?

It is. She feels really uncomfortable now, now she's sober.

I doubt it. She did. She said on the phone to me. She said she feels really,

really, really disgusted.

I bet she doesn't. I bet you don't either, seeing them.

I do, because that's you.

And you're my stepbrother. It's just embarrassing.

Why the fuck does it matter? We're not blood related.

I know that, but...

What? Come on, you want a bit of this, don't you?

Oh, my God.

Well, all right. Well, it does sort of feel big. I'll give you that one.

But... Come on.

What are you doing?

You want to see?

What are you doing?

Oh, my God.

Come on.

What the hell?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Well... You've been in that much of a fight.

Well, it is sort of nice and big.

Yeah, go on, put your hand up there. Give it a play.

Get it bigger.

Get it bigger.

Well, it does sort of feel big.

Keep that going.

I suppose you're a lucky mum and dad, ain't you, right now?

Yeah. They'd get the right hump.

I'm sure they're not going to come. I'm pretty sure they were.

Out for a long time. Yeah.

Whatever, you're lucky then, aren't you?

You like that?

Yeah, I do, actually.

Yeah, it wasn't such a bad idea after all. Maybe not.

Still don't make it right, though, sending in pop -up graphs.

Well, maybe not right.

Naughty, yeah.

Yes, very naughty.

I bet you want to feel that in your mouth, don't you? I do, actually, yeah.

Go on then.

Give it a little peek.

Look.

Oh, yeah.

It's quite impressive.

You was right.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, it feels like your balls are quite full as well.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

I think maybe I should put it in my mouth and have a taste.

Yeah. Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

I wouldn't have thought my steps were for this good at fucking blowjobs.

You can just bite that, you dirty bitch.

I bet you didn't know I was this dirty.

Um...

What does it feel like to have your sepsis stuck in your cock?

It feels really fucking good.

How does it feel to finally get that nice big bulge in your mouth?

It feels quite good actually.

Tastes good too.

But, you know.

Yeah, sit on it.

I bet you'd have a naughty tail

stuck in your cock.

I do.

I bet you'd love it if I could sit on it, though.

Oh, yeah.

I bet you'd love it if I could sit on it, though.

Yeah, that's it, it's coming.

Oh yeah.

I bet you never thought that you could fucking expect this to happen.

I did not expect this to happen.

Oh yeah.

Right back.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's a bit of my huge bulge. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

See, your mate would have absolutely loved it.

Well,

maybe I'll have to tell her about me.

I don't know how good you are, Bucky.

Oh, so dumb, sis. You might let me come.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Bouncing up and down. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, I do love a big cock inside of me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my, that's so good.

Oh, yeah. It feels fucking amazing.

I didn't even know you had half of these tattoos.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

How can you show them? Fuck me.

I think

you should

come and put that cock inside this pussy now.

Mmm. Oh, yeah.

That's your taste.

Oh, yeah.

Mmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, good looking pussy too.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, that nice tight wet pussy.

Get my fuck tight.

By your big fucking hard cock.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, you're so fucking good at fucking.

Oh, yeah.

She's really good to fuck. Yeah.

Maybe I'll have to do this some more.

I don't know.

I haven't been doing it for ages.

I know.

It's fucking amazing.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

another date oh yeah

oh yeah

Tastes good sis.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Leave it at that.

You really wanted to.

Did you?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Fucking me Fucking girl

Oh, it's so fucking good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Just a little pussy.

I'm gonna come

You're lucky enough to have me this time.

Come on.

It'll be fun. Well, she might come back, considering you have got a big bulge.