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* Twittering birds *

* Loud engine noise and music *

Yes, sure, melanie, i pull it through.

everyone thinks that the campaign, that we present, shit is.

therefore I have over the weekend ... ah!

i have a new campaign.

One that is a little fresher.

one who picks up the target group there where s' is at home. Online.

That works viral.

Burgenland must also be cool

Otherwise everyone could move to Vienna.

Do you want to print these two mummies on the posters?

who look out, as if their parents were gedschwister.

Heast!

* Music: "When i grow up" by Pussycat Dolls *

♪ I Always Wanted to be a superstar.

Uh!

Shit!

♪ When I grow up.

♪ I Wanna Be Famous.

♪ i Wanna be a star.

♪ i Wanna be in movies.

♪ When I grow up.

♪ I Wanna See the World.

♪ Drive Nice Cars.

♪ I Wanna Have Groupies.

♪ When I grow up.

♪ Be on TV.

♪ People Know Me.

The response to the municipality has spoken a clear language.

Communication is key.

our communication in the summer campaign was astrein.

Greetings Di! 'Sial!

I'm there!

after the extremely successful campaign "summer, sun, iron city"

The campaign for revitalization of winter tourism.

"Winter, sun, iron city.

so, my dear Joe, I can only say one thing:

Thank you!

Thanks!

Thanks!

Yes.

Thank you, Mr. Mayor!

As always: reliable, Solide, a classic tree gartner!

Bravo, Joe!

but of course that is nothing for the youth.

i was at the kids, and i know exactly what they need.

* Hip-hop music *

♪ Eisenstadt.

♪ We drive to Eisenstadt.

♪ full train to Eisenstadt.

♪ 200 km/h until the tire bursts.

♪ But one thing is clear.

♪ we got these shit full.

♪ never again the mummies on the posters.

♪ Welcome to Burgenland.

♪ We drive to Burgenland.

♪ We drive to Burgenland.

♪ vacation.

Bravo.

Mayor, it will never be as hot 'as it is cooked!

How should I know that the mummies The parents of the Mayor San?

Were. Died last year.

Great grave of honor.

But apologize, you were Yes in Mallorca! Or ibiza.

Mykonos!

am Neusiedler See was not.

but with the next submission ...

There will be no next submission for you, vicky.

you know, Why did I put you in?

I thought, a Kapfensteiner In the company cannot harm.

one is reluctant to say no, If the dad asks personally, right

You canceled.

No.

How? No?!

No!

No no?

sure ned. i call that certainly ned.

It is time to that d 'stand on your own feet!

have long enough rested on the family name.

but Papsilein! just because I ...

You have never

Papsilein!

Nothing dapsilein!

Papsili!

Hotel Papsili ...

.. is closed from today.

And this time I really mean Ernst, princess. Really. Hm?

Hello, Melanie!

Uh!

I can do it all alone.

I don't need anyone.

I am the best in organizing.

remember of the school festival?

The people are still talking about it today.

I organized that.

With your father's credit card

The benefit on the Neusiedler See in favor of the dwarf pipe drum.

Dommel. Dwarf pipe dommel.

The smallest heron in Europe.

The Viech would be extinct without me!

just that you gained money from your anonymous large donor.

"The little caterpillar nimpered" - there I directed.

Actually it was all completely different.

i has to bring something to Eisenstadt,

that the winter tourism really boosted.

Then show the Baumgartner!

And the dadilin.

They'll still look.

So!

That belongs!

Where gemma?

Ha?

Yes, or what is with a Miss Burgenland election?

Or wine queen?

Old!

I am not the Baumgartner.

maybe a YouTube channel, where you report about Burgenland.

Influencer San something from the day before yesterday.

i need something, where i the broad mass appeal.

Where I really ...

Are you still up to David?

Go!

That was in the upper level.

Ha-Ha!

(TV :) "Welcome to 'Sport'!"

"There is good news for everyone

who want to go on the ice with brooms and granite block . "

"Austria will be next winter

to the venue of the Women's curling world championship. "

"We from Austrian curling association

will use our whole strength,

so that the curling World

"In which city is the World Cup carried out?"

"We will first evaluate the applications.

"That means nothing is still fixed?

"Naa, naa.

No.

*

UT: C. Kühtreiber, B. Bäumel

* Bell *

san you again from the property management?

The mattresses in paper waste san ned from me!

i want to talk to you about the curling World Cup.

(Mother :) Robert! Who is at the door?

The Lord of the social welfare office?

naa, mama, someone because of the curling World Cup!

- The Lord should lubricate the rash on the foot!

Yes, mom!

- You do that too rough for me.

That's not true!

I am very gentle.

Please, come in!

Thanks!

And what is it now of all places to curling?

well, love for this Incredible sport, of course.

Thanks.

what do you prefer? the punching or turning?

Definitely turning.

ha! That means wiping - and ned sweep!

I looked through her.

You want to pick up a big sports event for free !

that's ned! What does that mean ?!

The curling World

the Ham a strong team and the only curling hall in Austria.

You can not determine that!

I can do that!

Certainly not!

I am the association president!

Robert? Do you have that szegediner goulasch moved?

* Robert sighed. *

Look!

Of course it is possible

A decision -making game against to organize the Kitzbühelerinnen

but you in Eisenstadt have a: no team.

Pff.

You have B: no curling hall.

and c it needs 2500 euros for registration!

How many women do you need for a team?

Four.

Four. Ha-Ha.

four, who have to gather against

that means if my four against the Kitzbüheler women,

Then the World Cup comes to us?

Naa. Uh. Yes.

What now?

J ... yes.

i Grün now my own advertising company!

if a dodel like the Baumgartner that can have been, I have been for a long time.

Yes, a company of your own.

and then get i the curling World Cup to Eisenstadt.

Four ...

.. curlers?

Yes.

In Eisenstadt?

Yes. Besser, ice cream, stone. How difficult can that be? Ha! That rhyme!

* music: "Am to pm" by Christina Milian *

♪ All the chicks and all the fellas in the bars.

♪ all of you all bumpin ' This in your cars.

♪ From the to PM.

♪ Everybody in the Club C'Mon.

♪ Keep bobbin 'Your Head now to this song.

♪ You got the beats and breaks and your body shake.

♪ and we're doin 'it all night long.

♪ Any Time or Place.

♪ Any Place or Time.

♪ No, we don't need no sleep.

♪ Three Sixty-Five Days A Year.

♪ Twenty-Four a Day, Seven Days a Week.

♪ so find a honey That's standing on the wall.

* Vicky moans. *

Ah! And by the firm wiping the ice and thaws.

And there is a water film.

This goes the stone faster and further.

good, I think Everything would be explained.

Are there any questions?

with whom should be made?

You are The wrong face type for curls.

What?

When does the heating covering start?

he starts at half past four

But you're there because of the casting?

With the grandma.

okay, who is all because of the heating blankets there?

* Steps *

Griaß Eich! The heating blankets would be there.

Look here!

The Vicky Kapfensteiner is looking for the curling star.

Mhm.

Report test of heating ceiling sales?

always in use for the district newspaper.

How was it in there for you?

well, only criticize around is easier,

as once yourself a bit.

Oh, now it will be unsportsmanlike, the Kapfensteiner, ha?

I believe, it won't be.

knows what is unsportsmanlike? only talk stupid!

it says that Vicky Kapfensteiner founded extra a PR agency.

It's all totally ridiculous.

and that with the action wants to boost winter tourism.

i say again: "Winter, sun, iron city."

What's wrong with it?

i just hold me to the editions for such a tender.

Interesting.

Interesting.

Ladies first.

there I was always in favor of know me anyway.

also: so a bit a competitor can not harm, right?

go, tust a bissl to sliwowitz in the infusion, Joe?

* Music: "Survivor" by Destiny's Child *

♪ I'm a survivor.

♪ I'm not gon 'level up.

♪ I'm not gon 'stop.

♪ I'm Gon 'Work Harder.

♪ I'm a survivor.

♪ I'm gonna make it.

♪ I wants to survive.

♪ Keep on Survivin '.

♪ I'm a survivor.

♪ I'm not gon 'level up.

♪ I'm not gon 'stop.

♪ I'm Gon 'Work Harder.

♪ I'm a survivor.

Hello, sports fans!

You think you are often, Now I've been doing so long

this boring sport and have not yet reached anything.

cannot finally come, who offers me,

part of a top team to become a trend sport?

Are you ready for curling?

Meter left!

Meter before!

Melanie!

Servas, Bört!

You, Melanie!

You have to participate of my curling team!

What?!

I know me from something like that.

You know yourself great with geometry and angle and so stuff.

Go before!

Should that help with curling?

Sure, of course! Definitely.

Who else did for your team?

Ah, until now, ah, me!

Go, Vicky!

you, i got three weeks on your apartment.

Yes.

And you have brought all of my plants.

Please go!

You're my best friend.

I am your only girlfriend.

And you have brought all of my plants.

Melanie!

Go before!

Yes, okay!

Really?

where do still get two players?

The Find'ma already.

And where does the 2500 euros come from?

Sometimes dad was from farm.

Knows eh.

Vicky!

PST!

You stop there!

Uh!

Shit!

It's too!

Do it!

There is too.

Look here!

Please betray me!

That's an emergency.

Shit that comes!

What?

Take the money!

Hello!

Melanie, servus!

nice that you have again!

Vicky.

Hello, Papsilein!

What are you doing?

Uh ...

i must borrow 2500 euros from you.

No.

But Papsili!

Certainly not.

OK.

Too bad.

But I understand it.

and also locking from the Automat card and credit card.

You are absolutely right.

Really, dapsilein!

Pfiat di!

Pfiat di! Bussi! Babatschili!

Baba, Papsi!

Tschüs!

Ah, I'm back right away.

Grace on the ice!

What?

The grace on the ice. that ham s' always g'sl.

oh so, yes, Was figure skaters, right?

Earlier.

Burgenland runner -up '99.

i g'hort, you do a curling team.

Mhm.

I would have come to the casting anyway,

But you know how it is with work, child and cone.

I know.

Registration deadline?

OK.

What?! Really now?!

Yes.

You won't regret that!

Mhm.

also knows ned, The Steffi maybe?

Naa. What about the

which was always so good in rhythmic gymnastics?

die? Naa. The is pregnant with her third, fourth child.

What is with the daughter from Buchegger-Bauern?

She found itself

and now lives as a fruit plug in New Zealand.

There's no!

there must be any in this deppered area,

which is reasonably sporty.

Ah, sorry!

Ah, hello!

Ah, 'told!

Hey!

Hey, i white, That sounds totally spontaneous!

But do you want a member

of the first Eisenstadt become a women's curling team?

OK.

Cool.

But ned right now, right?

I am very coordinated with me.

Egg, egg, egg.

that is The promised Dream team?

Yes.

This is more a Alp-Dream!

Curling!

The is a challenge for body and mind!

This is chess on the ice!

That's ... the game of the kings!

(mother :) Robert, What kind of tablets?

The San ned to bite!

The San suppository, mom!

Who will be coaching you at all?

The wearing.

We will know on December 14th.

What is on December 14th?

The qualification match against the Kitzbühelerinnen!

Oh!

we do that from the ÖCV to the biggest event

in the history of the Austrian women's curling!

Vicky?

Vicky!

you here? what is that a chance?

There's no one!

Super! Are you working?

How are you doing?

Vicky, listen to, I thought.

and then I thought: are ned s and the Vicky give the job z'ruck.

real? - mhm.

How is the mayor?

has he already signed? winter, sun, mummies?

knows eh, like that is also on competition!

It can only be one!

Zack!

i have already studied a bit the curling rules.

A complex topic!

i I'm tense whether we train. Today is children

And? Who are you?

Hello?

Geri.

And what are you doing?

Uh ...

Professionally?

Ah ok ...

Surf teacher.

but I don't like that if you people defined by their work.

First and foremost ...

.. Samma all ... free people.

Aaaah!

Could you, please ...

You smell a bit.

Please go! Now chill you!

It is all, of course.

that's how a person smells, if he is not with chemistry ...

Aluminum and so ...

But now it smells different.

Own meadow!

Full organic!

Tell me, are you insane?!

The training starts right away!

So!

Now the hardest time your life is coming.

Are you ready?!

Yes!

So?

Gemma!

We still need these curling stones.

I still take care of me!

Off on the ice, ladies!

Do you be dipper?!

* Whistle *

down from the ice with the street shoe '!

The San Curling shoe '! The Ham a special coating!

Oh!

Down, I g'sage!

It is children's disco! you disturb the children.

Uh!

* The children scream. *

* They whisper. *

* Vicky sobs. *

* Clearing your throat *

you, vicky! we have now discussed.

We believe it would be better ...

You discussed yourself?

Yes, we think it would be better

if we would look for professional help

Otherwise it won't work.

We need someone, who trains us.

Girls!

i got into the matter.

I can do that.

According to me!

will not be so difficult, to find someone who can!

S 'great.

Yes.

ah so, We still need the curling stones

Then buy us.

The costs 15,000. - Euro?!

Then sell my car ...

San you the Vicky Kapfensteiner?

Yes.

How come?

"Leasing Ost". Her father has terminated the contract for the car.

So?

What?

Well!

Aaaah!

What?

I will so bad at the passenger seat.

Granite?

Well, the Hamma Ned!

but on Super Pinkafelder natural stone in Bahameige I would have.

How about the sliding capacity?

Gliding?

Do you have something perverted?

ah so, on curling stone! Say that right away!

You need granite on sucking matters.

i am looking for according to a cheaper solution.

Oh well ...

If you are ready to make certain qualitative compromises.

my son, the basti, the IS dyslexic.

Unfortunately, it has high wear.

Gell, Basti?!

Do only need screw the handles on top.

Yes.

Never! Never! You can never ...

In the past, he has fallen when i the sequin costume attracts him for him

if we g'winnen, he will see it very differently!

Where is the Geri?

What is now?

Train or ned?!

Uh!

Oh!

Uh!

Seids Deppert? You have a house ban!

What?

House ban! Out!

How come?

Do you know what a class action is?

because of the Schas, whom you lasted last time,

I have to organize twelve children's birthdays for free!

Take your deppered stones,

saddlts the chickens and ride from the field!

It has 20 kilos!

Out! Dalli!

Z'ruck!

Uh!

* Vibrates the cell phone. *

Yes, Wolfi?

Super! Thanks to you!

What is with the ice rink in Wiener Neustadt?

i called there. But someone makes us bad.

This is certainly the Baumgartner.

What do you do now?

Curlen without ice is also stupid.

Everything is so depper!

Where is the Geri?

Geri!

Are you coming?

Hello!

Geri, help us invite?

chill yourself! From the haze I always get hungry.

* Music: "The sweet escape" by Gwen Stefani *

♪ Whohoe!

♪ Whihoo!

♪ Whohoe!

♪ Whihoo!

♪ if i could escape.

♪ i would, But first of all let me say:

♪ i must apologize for acting, stinking, Treating you this way.

♪ Cause i've bees acting Like Sour Milk Fell on the Floor.

What do you want for your cooling hall for?

We are Eisenstadt First women's curling team.

You want to give you the unique chance to be our main sponsor.

You are the dirndl from Kapfensteiner, right?

Yes. But that has with my father.

On the other hand, I do that.

that means that really upsets it.

Ahm ...

Yes.

i did very small - with on the only Hendlstandl.

And now? Look around!

The biggest freezer manufacturer from Eastern Austria!

you get a hall of me - free of charge.

For this my logo front and back on every jersey.

you are available for advertising appearances.

And in every interview has to be once my company slogan.

Mr. Kaiser ...

that is not negotiable. speak to me!

"Delicious, tasty, Gack, Gack, Gack, The Hendlkaiser is on a zack! "

You are not serious!

"Delicious, delicious, ...

.. Gack, Gack, Gack, The Hendlkaiser is on Zack. "

Well, go anyway!

So to team names I have already considered:

"Hendlkaiser's chicken nugget queens

Well, certainly not!

OK!

"Chicken nugget queens" is great anyway.

Well, then everything fits anyway. What?

ah so: Greetings to your father!

And? Already what to find?

i go under for all the curling trainers.

Well!

Well then: good night!

Good night!

(East German accent :) Curling?

I don't know what that is.

but they were The best curler in the GDR!

And then you ignored them.

So you ham missed the World Cup participation.

That would be your chance!

Beer!

Silke von Stamenberg!

* She takes a deep breath. *

She trains the Kitzbühelers.

So there, Samma!

Hendlkaiser, Halle East.

N/a?

Wow!

Ice!

a original curling railway I had i built you.

From a couple of Hungary.

The cabins over there.

And ... the showers too.

Aha! And you San ...?

This is the Petra Glewitz, our trainer.

Coach, that means.

Pleasant! My name is Hendl-Kaiser.

Herbert.

Emperor.

Is there a toilet here too?

Yes, Ahm ...

Very ...

Very impressive!

Well, I have to go again anyway.

So ...

Wow!

Boah!

A real ice rink!

Curling track!

Hello, girls! There has the Hendlkaiser ned g'spart, hm?

Is da a hendlkopf in the ice

What? So a nonsense!

There! Look!

Ah yes!

That's a Hendlkopf.

Fully bad! He looks at you directly

then Hamma already the first viewer.

So?

Do you want to fool me or what?

You are No curling team,

'A clown school are you!

Why does she talk so strange?

I'm not here for fun.

Eh ned.

Okay, I'll give you a week

to push the stone onto the button.

Unless, ...

.. then not.

then you have to search for another coach.

What do you smoke so stupid? Move!

Come on! Hopp, Hopp, Hopp!

a little fire under the ass, girl!

Two teams occur in curling

each with four players against each other.

you there, go there! Each player has two stones.

And you try to place your so far as possible.

To the red dot?

Yes, which means button and is the center of the house.

Hello, you grin there with the stupid grin

Geri!

Yes.

N/a!

Good morning, Geri!

Only count the stones in the house.

The team, whose stone is closest to the button ...

The red dot.

fine, that's the red dot! The team wins. Understood?

By wiping with the broom

The path of the stone is and influences the speed.

and thus also The curvature of his track.

Streberlein, sling does not help me

snap yourself a broom! and the giggle tante.

* Petra whistles rhythmically. *

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

* Whistle *

What is an end?

a passage, the maximum may be repeated 10 times.

What happens when an end is through

Then count!

I'm sorry, what?

Then we count.

and there are only which stones counted?

Vicky!

Ahm ...

Those who are in the house?

What happens if the house is not a single stone?

Steering!

Then Kaner gets point.

Only stones are counted, that are in the house.

if Kaner is lying, gets Kaner at point.

is not recognizable, whether the stone in the house ...

chicken nugget queens! The jerseys san da!

or believe, i let yourself go to the photo shoot?

and for the trainer I have something particularly beautiful.

Coach, that means.

I am only the coach when the vie chickens passed their exam.

Well, then, girls!

move! Let's go, my Henderl! "Gack, Gack, Gack!"

You look ... insane ...

.. stupid!

Where is the photographer for the advertising shoot?

Ladies! Kovac David by the district leaf.

Hello, ladies!

There is Vogerl.

Who is actually The skip from our team?

The what?

The team captain. There it says:

"The skip acts in the spirit of the Spirit of Curling

And always thinks of the team.

that make i! i am super good in team leadership.

in the "small caterpillar nimmersatt" I directed i directed.

I won't come to training tomorrow.

How come?

* Whistle *

Please go because of the bit of red?

it hurts when it appears. and i never feel my toes.

because there is a arnicasalbe and on top handle on it.

Then it's good again.

or: you smoke more of your stuff, then it hurts less.

So!

Aaah!

Aaaah!

Hurt!

David?

Yes.

'Sial!

Is it possible?

Yes. - Well!

i just want something ask about the team.

I know that.

* Water ripples. *

I am so sorry.

For me now a dinner.

OK.

Tell a little bit of you!

What do you want to know?

You studied, are a land vermeter.

Why do you still give you with the Kapfensteinerin?

Is that for articles?

Well, of course not!

i just wants to understand, Why as a great woman like you

with such a deppered how the Kapfensteiner emits?

You really don't know the Vicky

who tries for the first time, what to do all alone,

And you live on it.

i understand why. You were in the school also not so a oasch.

why do you write something nice? is that so difficult?

What's going on with David at once?

i believe, the is not so bad, as you always believe.

Did you meet you?

Yes. Today he wants to meet me again.

didn't tell him anything anyway about the team?

naa, but look, how nice he writes about us.

He just listens to you.

It can impossible only be interested in me!

Then go there!

OK!

What?

Melanie!

* Music *

What?

The melanie comes ned today.

There are people who would be happy

if you are properly on the goshen fly!

teaches the Baumgartner, the creative genius, from:

If the Kapfensteiner starts something, then she pulls it through!

To the bitter end?

until she knows, whether she can or ned.

i believe, i misjudged you.

Another one?

we two san us even not so unlike.

Oh well!

We don't want to overdo it!

Are you Deppert?! You drive certainly never with my car.

No matter if you feel bad or ned!

If the melanie comes up, S 'brings me up.

And then I kill you!

Servas!

Mrs. Glewitz!

* She coughs. *

a little strengthening for training, coach?

whether I will continue to train the swamp troop

we will see right away.

if they pass the exam, I'm gone.

Oh!

I am a vegetarian.

Sorry!

Yes.

Mr. Kaiser!

Yes?

Give me here!

maybe I get later appetite on it.

Hm.

Hm.

Gemma, Gemma!

Good, good, good.

And ... out!

Well, naa, naa!

Stop!

And? Hamma's G'Schafft?

Oh well ...

Quite tight!

But I don't want to be like that.

What?

Yeah!

(all :) Jaaa!

Come down, girl!

You are great!

* Music: "Azerejé" by Las Ketchup *

♪ mira lo que se avecina a la vuelta de la esquina.

♪ Viene diego rumbando.

Vicky!

* Cell phone *

So now something!

Hello, herzi!

What?

Why should I come home now?

Please

Well!

What's up?

Stress with the family?

Well, fits!

Go now?

Pfiat yourself, girls! It was nice!

Emma, ​​you can't go!

Go bland!

Looks, we San on TV!

(TV spokeswoman :) "Ice stick shooting - only with brooms, that is curling. "

"came up Vicky Kapfensteiner. "

"bring the chicken nugget queens The curling World Cup to Eisenstadt."

"We have to beat the Kitzbühelerinnen!

"Whoever has a heart for curling, Brings the World Cup to Eisenstadt! "

"on December 14th in the Hendlkaiser-Halle Ost."

"Delicious, tasty, Gack, Gack, Gack, The Hendlkaiser is on Zack. "

What should I do?

"The it will be easy chicken nugget queens do not have. "

"You enter the state- championship against Kitzbühel. "

"You will be coached by Silke von Starnberg.

"How do you see your opportunities against the Eisenstädterinnen?"

"This is the best team, that I was ever allowed to train. "

"And I promise you one thing:

"These chicken nuggets are fried!"

"The Eisenstädterinnen will have to attract themselves warmly.

What exactly works with the Petra?

Petra was the best curlerin in the GDR, the Silke in the FRG.

and after the turning ham s' put together the teams.

The Silke has prevented Petra comes into the team.

Oida?

Everything okay, Petra?

that koks put into the training bag.

Cocaine!

Understood?

she claimed that I was the naive ddrlerin who ...

.. the temptations of the West could not resist!

That broke my life

My future! My whole career she destroyed me!

We Ham Morgen Training, coach!

Are you crazy?!

You are such an asshole.

On double espresso, please!

Now I'm really insulted, Joe

i knows, that the campaign is important to you.

So for your company.

but have you ever by compliance G'Histen?

You do not want to support the curling from the Kapfensteiner?

Your parents insulted them!

What are so tense, Joe?

There is still a burnout.

i believe that the people is suitable for this curling.

I am a servant of the people.

So!

What is it now?

Grammelpogatscherl!

Mmh!

It doesn't work again.

Maybe S 'overslept.

The Petra never comes.

maybe is not so bad.

it is like cycling without support wheels.

Where is your motivation? - Hello?!

Melanie!

What about you? You are only on the cell phone.

now he is writing ned z'ruck. - The David?

do not bother you anyway if my child there? The San eh well. Gell?

Well!

fang'ma! It's no one. you two wipts. Geri, delivery!

Without warming up?

I don't care. I have headache.

* Sounds of video games *

Au! Aaah!

Geri!

Fuck!

Is what happens?

Aaah!

But that looks bad.

Well, naa, that's for a long time.

but I can't go to the doctor. He writes me sick.

Then we can forget it.

Depends on the doctor.

Why did I have never heard of the horse ?

That's new.

What's the name of?

Uh ... curl.

Surf curl means.

Thank you, Doctor!

Vicky!

Papsilein!

your trainer lost, did i listen?

Listen to, Prinzesserl! I had a idea:

You listen to and come back z 'house.

And you get in the company on job,

that corresponds to your skills.

Hello, dad!

And always say Prinzesserl to me.

I am ka child!

* Petra breathes loudly. *

* Music *

Ms. Glewitz?

Since the 1990s I have not touched any curling stone.

I swore to myself that I have never done anything with curling.

And now I'm here.

Some of us Ham a determination.

My San Hendln.

Like right now? Hendln?

May I?

- Yes.

As a little Bua ...

.. I watched on our farm for hours.

That was insanely class.

i have put me, There is something like A ...

.. a rich - only with Hendln.

And i am the emperor of them.

as a small, thick farmers 'boy I ned many friends' g'hab.

The Hendln Ham understood me.

The ham me, How I really am.

I can well imagine

that 'with such a stone and can go the same thing.

Ms. Glewitz?

Yes?

i understand, that you want to attack the ned.

But believe me

If you attack that

The Hendlkaiser is with you.

Nobody in the world is alone.

I ned.

And they ned too.

Hm.

Hm.

Super. Just great.

That wasn't great.

I can ned.

Take it now!

OK.

Cool.

false handle! So it won't work, girls!

What kind of pile of sow is?

Without me nothing works here!

Hello, coach!

Hello, coach!

Hello, coach!

Hello, coach!

Yes. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello.

So!

And now again at the beginning!

And again!

The Kitzbühelers are not made of cardboard

Hopp, Hopp, Hopp!

Unique sensation!

The legendary chicken nugget queens for the first time on the ice.

Powered by Hendlkaiser.

The sporting event of the year!

* music: "Get the Party starts" by Pink *

♪ get this party started on a saturday night.

♪ Everybody's Waitin ' for me to Arrive.

♪ sendin 'out the message to all of my friends.

♪ we'll be lookin 'flashy in my Mercedes Benz.

♪ i got Lotsa Style, got my Gold Diamond Rings.

Location: Hendlkaiser-Halle Ost.

Every ticket is considered voucher for minus five percent.

♪ i'm comin 'up, So you better get this party starts

♪ i'm comin 'up, So you better get this party started

♪ pumpin 'up the volume, Breakin 'down to the beat.

♪ Cruisin 'through the West Side.

to redeem with every Hendlkaiser stand

♪ i'll be Burnin 'Rubber, you'll be kissin 'my ass.

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen!

in my property as head of association

is it to me a joy and an honor,

you, dear fans and friends of the Austrian curling sport,

to welcome here and today.

Robert Weber, curling visionary,

Association chief,

says hello!

on this wonderful day, who is preparing,

in the annals of the Austrian curling-sports.

Welcome to the biggest event

in the history of the Austrian women's curling!

Today it's for the World Cup.

Everything or nothing!

Kitzbüüüüüühel or EeeisaaaAdt

Make a photo?

OK.

* Gackern *

Hello, Vickyli!

There is a lot about the game.

If you lose, is' nothing with the curling world

I listened that you have the company when we win.

I don't worry.

You just have to tackle it as you everything goes wrong.

as well as PR technology crooked is.

The typical Vicky style.

The San ned from me!

Hello! Photo!

* Music: "Spice up your life" by Spice Girls *

♪ Slam it to the Left.

♪ If your're Havin 'A Good Time.

♪ Shake it to the right.

♪ if ya know that you feel fine.

♪ Chicas to the Front.

♪ Hold Tight.

Wow!

♪ Yellow Man in Timbuktu.

♪ Color for Both Me And You.

♪ kung fu fighting.

♪ Dancing Queen.

♪ Tribal Spaceman.

*

Hello!

Hi!

And? Nervous?

Full.

Yes.

you, i thought to me, if everything is over there,

We could meet again

One-night stand.

What?

I mean, it was a one-night stand.

More ned.

You don't like me at all.

It was just good sex.

Let's leave it!

I'm sorry.

fits. The David and i ham only hit us once anyway.

Already fits?

Yes, come on, 's game starts right away!

Melanie.

I ...

delicious, tasty, cack, Gack, Gack, The Hendlkaiser is on zack.

Very nice! I think that!

Hopp up, girls!

That runs!

But we run faster!

Gemma!

Greetings!

I am also stressful.

I don't know either, what is going on with me.

but I can't come over to her hendls

San hold the best far and wide!

Yes.

It's no wonder either.

With such a emperor.

Ha-Ha.

Yes.

yes, then good luck! or how do you say with such a match

Uh, uh, tournament.

Tournament.

Exactly.

Thanks!

Thanks!

This is love.

What?

go, it likes it. that sees a blind.

Mr. Kaiser, You know each other with Hendln.

I know me with curling.

i have every game by Petra Glewitz on vhs.

This woman is tough.

It is dogged.

And absolutely humor -free.

But with them ...

.. then she smiles.

Then did you clean them away?

Oh, sorry!

Petra?

Silke.

that's nice that we meet again according to so long.

You stay tuned briefly!

How are you?

I didn't forget.

Not.

Oh come, it was so long ago.

Think of the Spirit of Curling!

Then not.

then we see each other right inside on ice.

By the way!

You have a great team there.

but you have always had a really good ... nose for.

What is that?

My jersey.

What is that?

that's my new jersey. that sewed me myself.

I find the Urfesch.

Okay, then put it on!

But quickly!

Sit down!

Okay, girls!

The opponents are damn good.

We have no chance on paper.

But we're not on paper.

We are on the ice.

and only a team that holds together can win, correct

Are we this team?

Yes.

Are you this team?

Yes.

Are you this team?

Yes!

Are you this team?

Yeah!

Are you this team?

Yeah!

* Music *

The teams are already there

and now go on the ice

For traditional hand shake.

We are now to the so -called Coin Toss,

who decides which of the teams can begin.

The Eisenstadt residents begin.

Vicky Kapfensteiner,

The skip of the Eisenstadt chicken nugget queens, begins.

Look once!

Oh, well, naa.

I already see.

Ladies and gentlemen.

The first stone of the Eisenstadt is too long.

a steep template for the Kitzbühelerinnen,

who master this sport in perfection.

Very quiet. Nice handle.

This is poetry on the ice.

Yes!

and with that Kitzbühel wins the first of ten ends with two points

Okay, it will be, girls!

Fits!

The Kitzbühelerinnen start confidently.

Eisenstadt is now under pressure.

How will you deal with it?

Egg! Egg! Egg! Egg! Egg!

The Guard was actually

The stone of the Eisenstädterinnen is taken out of the game.

Yes!

Gemma! Gemma! Gemma!

Yes!

Look here!

Yes!

Nice point for Eisenstadt.

And with it two to one.

The third end begins.

Eisenstadt is ready.

My husband is there.

In the end they had a slight upward trend.

take a look, whether it can continue.

beautiful first delivery in this third end.

and now the last stone of the Kitzbühelerinnen.

UI, UI, UI, UI, UI!

an unusual phase of weakness of the Kitzbühelerinnen.

Compensation.

Two to two.

One can already say:

In this fourth end

the Kitzbühelerinnen found their usual form.

can you please stop, to flash me!

I has to concentrate.

' and, um, ned only because of the flashing.

if you want to apologize, flash the Kitzbühelerinnen!

Now the last end before the half -time break.

Everyone here is wondering:

will the Eisenstädterinn succeed in creating the compensation?

Now you hit it!

a wonderful delivery of the Eisenstadt residents.

That looks good.

That looks ...

Now ...

Geri! you have to wipe in front of the stone!

What's going on there?

Now she wipes on the wrong side of the stone.

First she stops, then wipes behind the stone.

that means that Kitzbühel goes with five points ahead of

In the half -time break.

Since now on the bench!

Yes, it's good.

It's good now.

What was that for a pathetic performance out there?

You destroy everything!

That was not an intention!

That was an ass delivery!

You studied that!

Or do you intentionally have it?

Is it about the David?

Are you jealous?

Are you totally missing now?

You are so selfish!

You are not concerned with the team!

You are just about you and your World Cup!

Yes, eh!

I only have because of you!

I get out of your team!

Can be done without me!

What?! Go!

Shit.

Melanie!

So!

and you, girl, you are now getting us once

a few little things for the problem here.

Melanie, you are absolutely right!

i did that with david only, because i was so angry.

Ned is not about the David.

It's always the same with you.

It's all about you!

You only used me.

You are my best friend since the lower level!

Yes, exactly.

Since the lower level.

"The little caterpillar Nimmersatt", i should have played,

The little caterpillar nimper, and you the lazy apple.

then you have for swapping '

then you thought, maybe embarrassment on stage.

then I am alone on stage.

because then your image was already more important than the friendship!

And now it's not different too!

How you stand there at the end, is everything that counts for you!

♪ I am the lazy apple.

♪ I don't fall far from the trunk.

♪ Nobody wants me to have me.

♪ That's why I'm in the mud.

♪ I'm too soft, I'm too bad.

♪ if you eat me, you need a bucket.

♪ Who wants to be my friend?

♪ oje, oje, oje.

♪ Who wants to be my friend?

♪ oje, oje, oje.

I'm so sorry, Melanie.

Servas, Bört!

♪ frost.

♪ frost.

♪ stone.

♪ BROOM.

♪ BROOM.

The curlers in Norway sing that?

Yes, constantly.

Aha.

'Sial!

Uh.

Wait! Uh! Hoppala!

'Sial!

Uh.

So.

Can I have?

i need a paprika powder and a grillhendl-spice!

And a ...

You have g'Saple, you come ned.

We want to see how great you out in your jersey.

says the mom, how proud you are on you!

and Tabasco sauce I also need It is a emergency!

So now you!

Suffices!

And what will it be when it is done?

That always helps.

Yes.

Yes.

Three.

Two.

One.

Aaaah!

Okay, cool.

Mädels, I have to tell you something.

Excuse me.

I was a bad skip.

i only thought of me ' and ned to team.

We San a team!

naa. We san ned only a team, we San also friends.

So!

Now take care!

We are now shortly before the second half.

You heard your skip.

And I want ...

.. that you are going out now.

And as a team.

And as friends.

prefer to lose in dignity, go out of ice as disputed.

Mah, that was nice now!

Full.

nonsense! we go out there and g'winnen!

* They cackle like chickens. *

It was in this memorable year, 1898, as the queen Höchst ...

* music: "bootylicius" by Destiny's Child *

♪ You Better Move, Cause we've arrived.

♪ lookin 'sexy, lookin' fly.

♪ The Baddest Chick, Chick Inside.

♪ DJ Jam Tonight.

♪ Spotted me a tender Thang.

♪ There you are.

♪ i don't think you're ready for this jelly.

♪ i don't think you're ready for this.

♪ Cause my body's too bootylicious for ya, babe.

♪ i don't think you're ready for this jelly.

♪ i don't think you're ready for this.

♪ Cause my body's too bootylicious for ya, babe.

♪ Baby, can you handle this?

♪ Baby, can you handle this?

♪ I'm about to break you off.

♪ H-Town Comin 'Hard.

♪ Lead with Hips, Slap My Thighs.

♪ Swing My Hair, Square My Eyes.

♪ Lookin 'Hot, Smellin' Good.

♪ Groovin 'Like I'm from the Hood.

♪ look over my shoulder, i blow you a kiss.

♪ Can you handle, act this?

♪ i don't think you're ready for this jelly.

♪ i don't think you're ready for this.

♪ Cause my body's too bootylicious for ya, babe.

♪ i don't think you're ready for this jelly.

♪ i don't think you're ready for this jelly.

♪ i don't think you're ready for this jelly.

♪ i don't think you're ready for this.

♪ Cause my body's too bootylicious for ya, babe.

♪ i don't think you're ready for this.

♪ Cause my body's too bootylicious for ya, babe.

Yes, wipe, wipe!

madness! It's too short! And So only one point for Kitzbühel!

Compensation !!!

Compensation!

and with that an additional end bring the decision.

Who will be Austria as a national- team represented at the World Cup?

Kitzbühel or Eisenstadt?

The decision is made in the additional end

Come here, girls!

(Audience :) Eisenstadt! Eisenstadt!

So.

Now it's about the sausage.

You absolutely have to keep the middle free

Every stone that is still coming

fully concentrated wipe through to the end.

You have the last stone.

You can do it!

* They cackle like chickens. *

* Music *

A wonderful delivery.

That is wiping in perfection.

This is no longer the duty!

This is the freestyle!

I think there is no!

A Guard split!

one of the most difficult stones in curling.

Played great!

You have to play Takeouts!

You behave like the beginners.

defensive! Let the mistakes make!

with unhealthy pressure the Kitzbüheler women.

Yes, madness!

A perfect takeout!

Super executed!

Eisenstadt on Fire!

Ladies and gentlemen!

The very last stone for Eisenstadt

Now it applies!

Nice, that can go out.

The stone has broken, Ladies and gentlemen!

I don't think so.

That has never been possible before

in the entire 500-year-old story of the curling!

Ladies and gentlemen!

We are waiting for the decision.

Advice the skips.

What do you do?

There is no precedent.

Play again!

Yes.

This is against the rules.

if the two skips say that, then that fits.

Ladies and gentlemen!

We have a decision.

The stone is repeated.

What?!

Clear the way! Have it anyway

What should now do? we don't have a single stone anymore.

Ladies and gentlemen!

Incredible!

Silke von Starnberg, The trainer of the Kitzbühelerinnen,

has agreed

one of your reserve stones

there he is again, The good old spirit of curling.

cohesion across the team boundaries.

Trainer!

Yes.

is the ned the broken stone, who belongs to grinding?

Yes and?

The is much z 'slowly.

Yes and?

Is that ned unfair?

Spirit of curling rose to head?

We are here to win.

We are now ready to repeat this Incredible Stone.

Everything is still open.

Yes!

This is how a stone looks from someone, who wants to win.

Hui, the is slow.

That is strange.

Is that going out?

That can't go out!

Now are The Kitzbüheler women too!

They help! There's no!

Craziness!

Ladies and gentlemen!

Eisenstadt wins!

I don't pack it!

That was a tournament for eternity

Thank you, coach! Without you would have the never ever.

Don't exaggerate!

(all :) Coach, coach!

Coach! Coach! Coach!

stop! No one can withstand that!

Human children!

N/a?

What is that supposed to be now?

Oh, no.

Petra Glewitz, ...

.. For you I would even become a vegetarian

So.

Um.

Now get up!

And then you do me!

And then look on!

That was great!

How you play there ... that was fantastic!

Vicky, listen!

Now that you have the order, can do that.

We two as equivalent partners.

du, the fresh wind. I, experience.

What do you say?

haha. So with the advertising texts I am not surprised,

that your company goes bankrupt.

Girls!

Gemma!

Vicky!

Well!

Vicky!

Two splashes!

Two splashes, please!

So, Hubert, great!

Really great!

This will be the winter tourism in Eisenstadt crank up.

Congratulations!

congratulate ned me, congratulations the Vicky!

she broke everything alone, Mein Prinzesserl.

'told. My daughter.

I'm a real Kapfensteiner.

somehow he was at school Fescher.

Thanks.

For what?

For everything.

so quickly forgive i dir that ned.

OK.

Hm.

Yes, um ...

we still want to discuss something !

Aha.

We haven ourselves ...

If we are honest ...

actually wool'ma ned compete as a national team.

What?! How come?!

well, my knee. The doctor has g'sl, i should chill out much more

i would like to start again with figure skating.

i have only because of you

OK.

Well, I understand it anyway.

Yes?

Yes.

And what now?

well, I believe that there has a top team

And a brilliant trainer g'funden.

What do you think that at the WM , ha?

Ketchup.

This is our song!

Ketchup?

Ketchup!

Ketchup ...

Yes!

Come on!

Melanie!

* Music: "Azerejé" by Las Ketchup *

♪ Azerejé, yes deje tejebe tude jebere.

♪ Sebiunouba Majabi to de Bugui an de Buididipí.

♪ Azerejé, yes deje tejebe tude jebere.

♪ Sebiunouba Majabi to de Bugui an de Buididipí.

♪ Azerejé, yes deje tejebe tude jebere.

♪ Sebiunouba Majabi to de Bugui an de Buididipí.

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