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To this meeting.

All right, here's to us.

You know...

This is a good wine.

You want to just savor it and taste it slowly.

Absolutely, you're right.

It's just that I'm a little nervous, to be honest. I never do this.

Do what?

Date someone I met online. Never done that.

- Do you want to go out? - No, it's all right.

I'm a bit freaked out by something that happened to this friend of mine

- but it's fine. - What happened to her?

She met a guy on the Internet.

Everything was going well.

Weeks of chatting and fun, it was perfect.

They decided to meet

but when she got to his place, she realized something was wrong.

You lied to me, you bitch!

Why?

You told me you were 25.

Well, the guy was being rude.

Your friend should have left right away.

The thing is, Juan Cruz...

If we leave every time we feel the slightest bit afraid

we would never fuck again.

This is exquisite.

Beer.

Thank you.

- Who is it? - Just some friends.

The more the merrier, right?

They're nice, you'll have fun.

Sure, sounds good.

It's just that, I was actually hoping we would be alone for a while.

Nah, I'm fucking with you!

Yeah, I'm just fucking with you. I ordered empanadas.

That's great, because I brought dessert.

That's right, we had a bet.

How was it?

If it wasn't the best dessert I've ever had...

What would happen?

I'd let you have my ass.

How could your friend go out with a guy like that?

Disgusting.

I don't know. See, when women want to start a family

we'll take anyone.

You know what I mean?

Then what happened?

Did you like it?

That was amazing.

Guess I lost the bet.

I'll take your ass anyway.

Because what kind of whore comes to a stranger's apartment, right?

That was a joke.

That was just a joke.

I was just joking.

Don't get mad.

Don't get mad.

You have a beautiful grumpy face.

And a delicious mouth.

- Do you know how to count to ten? - What?

Do you know how to count to ten?

- What are you saying? - Come on, try it. Count for me.

Hold up, I'm feeling weird.

- One... - I feel weird...

- Two... - Hold up a second.

What comes after two? Give it a try.

- Three... - Three! Very good!

Bingo!

I can't believe it.

She was a black widow.

How about that!

What a fucking psychopath!

Yeah, crazy.

Crazy.

Why do you have a black widow for a friend?

It was hard to get in here. There aren't any men left.

- Not a single one. - Nice apartment though.

- Yeah, right? - Are you drunk?

Yeah, but you have to try this.

It's so good! It's like juice, so smooth.

Amazing! Calls for a smoke.

- Oh, yeah. Could you light one up? - Sure!

Forgot to tell you. Lula texted me.

She said, "When will I see you? I miss you, my friend."

She called me her friend.

I hate it when they say that.

Why does she have to emphasize we're friends? Fuck off!

I feel the same when people call me "Mari." Hate it.

If they call you Mari, they don't know you.

And if you call me your friend, we're not friends.

It means you want something. Bitch wants a favor.

I can tell she does.

Come on. You know how many times Lula watched your kids?

Don't be a jerk.

- She's kind of your friend. - Why don't you take something?

- That coffee maker looks pricey. - Chill out. I'll get it.

You have to use little pods for that. It's state-of-the-art.

I'm just saying, I think you're exaggerating a little.

All Lula said was that the kids were fine staying with their father.

What are you doing?

- Are you crazy? What the hell? - Sorry... sorry. That was too much.

Sorry, I'm sorry. Why did you mention him?

He wants to ruin my life! Why talk about him?

All I'm saying is that your ex is a good guy

and that you don't want to see it.

But no, you won't listen

because you turn into an idiot every time you drink. Every time!

No, you always side with him. You're never on my side.

Get him off me!

Get him off me... Get him off me!

Stop... Stop!

Let's go! We have to go!

Come on! Grab your stuff!

You're in shock. Okay, listen to me.

Come on, let's get out of here!

I'm going to see Lula

and give her a piece of my mind.

If I have to hit her, I will.

- I don't want to do this anymore. - Why not?

Seriously, I mean it. That's enough.

It's over. At some point, this turned into a big job for us.

We used to do this because it was fun.

- Once in a while, for the fun of it. - I don't know what happened.

I don't get it. Did we not drug him enough?

How did he wake up?

Someday, we'll slip up.

And one of them is going to die. I'm dead serious.

We don't know if one of them has high blood pressure, for example

or if they take those medications that some people need forever.

You're exaggerating. Who dies from an anxiolytic, Marina?

Relax!

I have a plan. Listen.

I'll fix myself, quit drinking, all of that.

- Yeah, quit alcohol. - Today will be my last day.

- I'll start a beauty salon. - Yeah!

- There you go! - An aesthetic center, actually.

Something big, important.

- Excellent. - Yeah.

That's the way! That's what you should do.

But I don't have any money.

Of course.

And Paola just got us a guy with lots of money. Loaded.

- No. - Yes.

Real money, not the chump change we get ourselves, you get it?

This could change our lives. One last job.

Last one, a big one, and we're out.

- No. - Yeah.

- No. - Yeah...

- No! - Come on!

No! I think we should take this as a sign.

This is a sign. It's a warning.

Does it hurt a lot?

No.

Do you need to see a doctor?

It's not that bad, no.

All right. Let's go.

Sure.

I have an idea.

- Want to partner up with me? - What? Like, how?

The beauty salon.

- I got a name. - Yeah?

Queen Wolf.

What?

It sounds like a swingers bar.

- Will you do hair removal? - Laser, yeah.

- And you'll go with Queen Wolf? - You're right.

- I got another one. - Okay?

"Mica's," with an apostrophe, like a fancy American thing.

So snobby! You're all snobby now.

- So what? - Come on, get in.

- Maru. - What?

Do it for the kids.

It's the last favor I'll ever ask, my friend.

"Friend"? Get in the car, you jerk.

BLACK WIDOWS: WH*RES & HUSTLERS

EPISODE 1 THE REUNION

13 YEARS LATER

Good morning!

I'm here. Nancy says she's never coming back.

She's furious.

No... no.

That isn't her choice, I'm not letting her in.

I told her clearly

"You can't go from jet black hair to platinum blonde in one day."

She wanted her color changed from a 1.3 to an 8.4!

But what happened?

- She's basically bald now. - She never listens.

But, Micaela, why did you do it?

She gave me a lot of money.

I'm only human.

So, what about professional ethics?

Perfect!

You want to talk morals and good ways? Sure.

- Nelly, you know what she's up to? - No.

Come on. I have a right to new experiences too, don't I?

She's opening up her relationship, at her age. You naughty girl!

Chichita, quit messing around!

Some bitch will take your husband, and your apartment in Mar del Plata.

God, not the Mar del Plata apartment.

That's right.

Mica! How did the kids do on their big test?

I don't know yet, I think they're still taking it.

I can't believe it, those kids of yours.

They're so polite.

It's unbelievable that they're yours.

Yeah, well, thank you, Chichita.

Who would've thought you'd ever set up a place?

Have employees, pay contributions...

Pay what?

You have no idea how this woman used to live.

She was a real mess, a disaster.

She got the picture. She gets it.

You used to smoke cigarettes you picked up from the ground.

I would cross the street whenever I saw you coming.

The whole neighborhood knew you were screwing hobos.

Okay, that wasn't me. That's an urban legend. Please stop.

Oh, please, you were into all kinds of stuff.

- Would you all just shut up? - Hi, mom.

Hey, guys! How'd it go?

Good. We passed.

That's great!

Have a beer at the bar, do something normal for your age.

No, we have to study for tomorrow.

They don't even smoke weed. What kind of life will they have?

Isn't this a bit too much?

I'm playing buraco tonight.

Well, you started chatting. You kept chatting.

That'll just keep me going. I'll take one of those bears off. Here.

My mother called. All is well. She's having a blast.

They went for fries and hamburgers.

Not hamburgers. No, not ground beef, babe.

- No hamburgers then. - No ground beef for the kids, no.

No ground beef, I knew that. No ground beef.

Honey, is that what you're wearing?

Please, no.

Why? Is it that bad? Must I dress up to go to my own living room?

Did you see how I left that room? It's like Versailles. So, please...

Is everyone else dressing formal too?

I don't know. I don't care.

Fair enough. Okay. Yeah.

Enough sarcasm. You're going to try what I picked out for you.

- Here. - No.

- No, not a bow tie. - Yes, a bow tie.

- A bow tie, yes. - I don't look good in a bow tie.

- At least try it. - But look!

- I barely have a neck. - No, it doesn't suit you.

You look like a bingo worker.

Hey, don't I look like a stripper?

A little further from a stripper.

Anyway, I see everyone coming today every day in jogging suits.

Do we need to dress up for them?

I know this whole dressing-up thing is just a social convention.

I'm with you on that. But think of it this way...

You're doing it for me, not for those people.

And today, you can be sure those people are going to know what's good.

Come on, is this a party or a war?

Well, now that you mention it, I would say it's both.

- What is this? - Well, open it.

- What is it? - Open it!

Listen, this is exclusive. It's not even out yet.

- This comes out next year. - What is it?

Go on, open it!

- Do you like it? - Pablo, where did you get this?

- Where did you get this? - Your husband has some contacts.

There is this guy who sells paint for purses to Japan.

He owed me a favor.

I thought a president like you should have a nice purse.

I'm not the president, I'm the chairwoman.

Yeah, same thing.

No, it's not the same thing.

Are we making money from all that?

No, it is an NGO, Pablo.

It's a pro bono job, doesn't pay anything.

I see. Then the party's over.

- I'll keep the purse. - No!

Over my dead body, honey.

Wow! Are you going out?

Yeah, I don't know where yet. I'm meeting the girls and we'll see.

Great.

Thursday's the best day to go out.

It's my favorite day.

I have nothing to do, no plans.

- So, where are you meeting? - Well, I'm off.

- See you tomorrow. - All right, see you tomorrow, Anto.

- I haven't seen her in years. - It's her.

- She hasn't changed. - She's coming over, say hi.

Hello!

- Hi! - Hey! How're you doing?

- Hi! - Hello!

We're both wearing red.

The house looks beautiful!

- It's so nice. - Yeah, it's spectacular!

I'm satisfied. You know when you already have everything you want?

- Well, that's how I feel. - Great.

You know what I realized?

I never gave you my book.

- I'm sorry, so, here you go. - Thank you!

- I read it in one night. - It's great.

Helping to Help Is Living Well.

- So true. - It's a great book, I tell you.

- I devoured it. - Stop it.

How nice!

Wow, look at the pictures!

- This is from the latest campaign. - Beautiful. Thank you.

- May I...? - Yes, sure. Of course.

- Hold this for me. - Sure.

I talked to Paula at the foundation

she told me her son is working on something

preparing a big-ass birthday, for the little ones...

Shut up a little. I'm thinking, okay?

I prefer it to be a surprise.

- I'll go check on the guys. - Okay.

Everything looks great!

I thought it was okay to mention it

she wanted to make a birthday party for them.

I'd love some pizza right now...

- My... - Micaela.

Want to come over for some vermouth, some wine?

Yeah, come over, Let's play some buraco.

No, thank you. Thanks, girls, but I'll pass.

- Got it. Not this time, then. - All right.

- Excuse me, are you Micaela Goyena? - Yes.

- Here. This is for you. - What is it?

MICA AND MARU

BLACK WIDOWS

What are you doing?

- What are you doing? - Shut up.

Why didn't we get the dessert? No, I can't believe it...

We're not only talking about Maradona's trainer here.

We're talking about a genius, a guru!

If you go to the stadium these days, you sit in your box

and cry from sheer sadness.

You know what they did in England? What did they do with the hooligans?

They stopped them all. They can't do that here.

All the hooligans here are in cahoots with the judges. Those bastards!

That's a serious country, where you can live in peace.

Also, they apply a firm hand. Security forces make joint efforts.

- They follow the rules... - Hey! Anyone want a little wine?

Yes, I'll accept a glass.

You heard about the new Marcos Gussi documentary?

- I'm so sorry! - It's all right.

- I can't believe it, I'm sorry. - It's fine.

- Did I spill it on you? - No, not at all.

- I want to die now. - It's fine, the waiter's got it.

- A documentary about Gussi? - Yeah.

- Amazing, right? - It's unbelievable.

- Marcos Adrián Gussi. - Who's Marcos Gussi?

That sounds familiar.

Come on, honey, he owned all the nightclubs on the waterfront.

- Who? - The owner of Privéh.

We went there often. They found him dead in his house with two whores.

- I don't remember. - He was killed two days before

the trial accusing him of killing his partner started.

- Disturbing. - I heard one more thing.

That he was found dead in his house, dressed as a maid

with a mustard bottle stuck in his ass. I swear!

He's dead!

He's dead, Paola!

That's what I heard. I'm not making it up!

I swear, the family wanted to cover everything up. Seriously.

One thing they couldn't cover up. They say the guy was having...

an affair with his partner.

- No... - Yeah.

There's a lot of talk. The wife was said to be involved

and that she'd had him killed.

What a bitch. She didn't shed a single tear during the whole thing.

Enough already, please stop. Enough!

I've had it up to here with crime documentaries. Come on!

They always end up the same. No one ever knows what happened.

I'd like to make a toast.

Sorry, heads up, everyone! Listen!

Come closer, everybody, I'd like to propose a toast

to the new chairwoman of the Friends of the North Foundation

who is, well, my beloved life partner.

Marina, you'll rock it, because that's what you always do.

- Yeah! - That's right!

- Incredible! - Bravo!

First of all, I wanted to say

that I think it's going to be a challenge

to fill this lovely woman's shoes

- who, for the last six years... - Eight.

Eight years.

eight years

- has been giving her whole life... - Thank you so much.

The truth is

I'm very grateful to have worked all of these years

and I want to make it clear that it's difficult...

- So difficult. - Leaving this position

because you people are my family.

Because I am you

and you are me.

And our neighbors, those living outside our community, are not us.

But they are people, and they need us.

Desperately.

- Nice. - But I don't want to steal

the thunder from Mari.

- Yeah! - Bravo!

I'm fine.

Does anyone want some dessert?

- Dessert? - Do you?

- I want a little dessert. - You'll have one, right?

- Of course! - Good!

What do we do when we think we can't do it?

What?

What to do when you think you can't do it?

- But I believe I can do it. - Yes... yes, I can.

Yes, I can.

- See? Yes, I can. - Yes, I can.

Yes, I can.

- I can - Yes, I can.

- Yes, I can. - You hear that?

- Yes, I can! - Yes, of course! Yes, I can!

- Yes, I can! - Yes! I need to go to the restroom.

- She won't. - No, she won't.

It's tough! It's a lot of pressure.

- Yeah, I know she won't make it. - She won't, no.

I think she'll make it.

I think she'll be able to do it too.

She's totally capable. Marina.

She's really, really, really, supportive.

It's the third one that drives right past us.

But why?

Apparently if the owners are on the bus, they don't let us in.

How awful! Why do they do that?

They say we eat inside the buses and leave a stink on their suits.

Jerks! Who do they think they are?

I'm so nervous. I've never worked in a gated community before.

How are the people there?

They're the worst.

- What neighborhood are you going to? - Santa Lumina.

I'm so nervous.

I've never worked in a gated community before.

How are the people there?

Difficult.

- What neighborhood are you going to? - Los Camalotes.

Me too!

- Which house are you going to? - House 124.

I'm heading a bit after that one. Want some maté?

Sure.

- Here comes one. - Nice.

Paola! Paola, you have to come here.

The guy is not responsive!

We killed him, Paola!

No. Maru, the wig! Don't get my wig dirty!

Please, I beg you.

I can do it.

I can do it.

I can do it.

I know it's not your fault

but we're getting here later every day.

I can do it, I can...

The thing is, I don't know.

Something must be done.

Why are you up so early?

Can I borrow your glasses?

They're on the table.

Didn't see them.

What are you doing?

What happened?

Nothing.

All good. It's all good. Very good, yeah.

Want to go back to bed?

It's just, Dora's coming now.

All right, I'll...

Mom, can I go over to Mora's after school?

Why don't you two come here once in a while?

Because Mora's is more fun. Her mom's never there.

She's always at work. You're always home.

Who passed that on to you? Being such a back talker.

- Who did you take after? - You! She is even slim like you.

See you later, honey.

- Bye, hon. - Bye.

- Bye-bye. - Bye-bye.

- Pablo! - How are you?

Mari!

- Hey there! - Hello!

- How are you? - Very good.

- It was a blast last night! - Right?

I drank so much. That's why I'm running now.

- Good. - How are you?

I'm great. Did you hear about the buses?

Dora said they're not letting employees on the buses.

I overheard something about the smell.

And someone stealing something.

Yes, but I was thinking maybe we at the Foundation could help, right?

If we made some kind of complaint to the company, they'd listen to us.

They won't listen to them.

I wouldn't interfere. I'll be honest with you.

My husband uses them a lot. He uses the buses.

And he uses his laptop there, for work.

Apparently, they talk loudly. I don't know.

Still, I must say, Susi is a great worker.

Actually, today, she didn't come in and she sent over her cousin instead.

And you know what she does? Manicure.

Check out these nails.

Look, they are dreamy.

Done at my own home, Mari.

I have to go, or I'll lose the rhythm.

Bye, Mari!

What are you doing here?

What the hell are you doing here?

Drop the stick, Marina.

First, tell me what the hell you're doing here.

I came to see you.

Yes, but this is not my house.

I haven't found your house yet.

Drop the stick, Marina!

- Calm down. - So, a phone call wasn't an option?

Why are you here?

Infiltrating as a housemaid in my neighbor's house!

Stop, you're talking funny, and it's hurting my brain.

I didn't call because you blocked me everywhere years ago.

What do you want? You want money?

Do you want money, you filthy rat? Yeah?

I didn't come to ask for anything. I'm actually here to help.

Why does Gio have a tablet?

Mecha doesn't let him use the tablet.

Right? She won't let him drink soda either.

His life is hell. I thought about calling the cops.

I can't believe you are taking care of a child.

That's ridiculous.

Oh, yeah? Why? Why is it ridiculous?

You lost custody of your own children, remember?

What a low blow!

You are an asshole! How dare you hit me where it hurts, bitch?

I was an addict, Marina. I'm glad they took the kids!

Seriously? You're trying to sell me that story?

You seriously think I'll buy that?

- You suddenly coming to your senses? - Talk normally!

What? So we didn't try to tell you that for years?

Remember you nearly disfigured Lula because she told you exactly that?

When did I ever hit Lula? I love her! She didn't vanish like you.

- Come here. - What?

- Get over here. Come. - No.

Get over here!

I can't believe how selective your memory is!

Why are you looking for me? Trying to ruin my life?

Ruin your life? Me ruin yours?

You haven't changed. As selfish and ungrateful as always.

I'm the selfish one?

I screwed up my life just to save yours!

Do you understand how big of a deal that is?

You screwed up your life? Are you kidding?

You married that ugly guy and you were safe!

- Forever! That's right. - Not Pablo.

Don't badmouth him. Not a word!

Don't badmouth him, you bitch!

You screwed my life!

You screwed up my life! Micaela, you ruined my life!

Let me go!

- You let go! - Let go, you bitch!

You don't love or care about anyone! Not even your mom!

You bitch, let me go!

Let me go!

What are you doing? What the hell?

Let go of my nose! Dumbass!

Get off me!

Mari?

Mecha?

It's not Mari, it's Maru.

It's the strangest thing. You won't believe it.

We were classmates back in school, and we just met up again.

No, no! I'm sure!

Lord have mercy!

Mecha will tell everyone about this.

How do I explain that I went to school with you?

- How? - Listen, you fucking class traitor.

What's wrong? Ashamed of me?

- Do I even need to answer that? - I can't believe what you've become.

My new friends have no idea where I came from.

You came from Flores, Marina!

Flores is snobby! You know how much rent costs there?

This place where you live now is not even snob. It's alien!

And that thing that calls you Mari? That's your friend? Really?

She left me with her son just because I did her nails.

She doesn't know me. I could have a record!

You do! You have one!

Exactly! See who you're hanging out with?

Come on! We used to laugh at these people!

Go away! Right now! Get the hell out of here!

Is that your house?

I'd leave my friends and family for a place like this too.

Paola is looking for us, Marina.

We have to return the favor.

- What favor? - "What favor"?

She sent me this video.

Why didn't we get the dessert that one time?

Why don't we just give it to him?

No, I can't believe it...

I see you still throw up when you're scared.

I'm not throwing up. I've got this.

We have to pick her up at Ezeiza in a while.

She thinks we are her assistants?

The woman gets back from a trip and we go pick her up at the airport?

Thanks.

Bye.

See you, champ! Thanks for everything.

I can't believe it, she looks splendid!

- Do you know what that means? - No.

She was the alpha in there.

I bet the others cut their own hair to give her extensions.

I see. So this is mega complicated.

My girls!

ON THE NEXT EPISODE

I saved your lives.

Now I need you to return the favor.

I was watching a video about Marcos Gussi and...

What about him?

I found Mari screwing around with the maid at my house.

- What? - What?

Marina! Say hello to me, you bitch!

Everything we do is always

out of love for others.