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Hi, my name is Summer Day, and this is
from Missax .com, and I'm going to give
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you all of my love.
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Hey Summer, do me a favor. Can you tell
them I'll be back in a few hours?
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Why? Chad, where are you going?
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Mike's Sporting Goods. I got a gift card
for Christmas.
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Oh my god, that's right by the mall.
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I need to go. Will you take me? No, no,
no. I'm not taking you there again.
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Oh my god, Chad. I will do your chores
for the rest of the week. I really need
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to go.
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No way. Have Natalie take you.
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She can't. I promise. I won't take that
long. I just, I need to try a few things
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on. and then I'll be done.
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Yeah, that's what you said last time.
And then we were walking around the mall
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for hours eating a pair of earrings.
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I'm not doing that again. It was
excruciating. I don't even care if you
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choice for a month. Well, Nana gave me a
gift card from Mike's Sporting Goods,
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and you can have it if you take me.
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Yeah?
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How much did she give you?
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A hundred bucks.
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What the hell? That's double what she
gave me.
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take one hour.
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You know I need at least two hours.
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I need to find the best things.
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Alright.
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You're the best stepbrother ever.
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Okay.
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So, Chad?
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Yes?
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If plants feel pain,
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Scientifically speaking.
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Then why do vegans eat plants?
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Well, plants don't have a brain or a
central nervous system.
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Oh.
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I wonder why kamikaze pilots wear
helmets.
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I suppose it's to keep their heads safe
until they complete their mission.
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You're so smart, Chad.
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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean
the same thing?
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I don't know.
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I guess it's subjective to each person.
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Matter of opinion.
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I don't know.
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Why do... Summer, please.
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You're exhausting me. Let's just get
there.
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Hey, Chad.
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Why is the cup way smaller on the 32B
than the 36B?
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I don't know.
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Hurry up.
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Hey, Chad, what's the difference between
Cotton and Modell?
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Summer.
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Chad, get out of here.
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There's a chair in here. I'm going to
sit in here.
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That's not all right. Get out.
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People look at me like I'm some sort of
pervert.
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I'm going to sit in here, or I'm going
to go out to the car.
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No, you can't wait in the car.
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Why not?
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Because I may need to borrow $10.
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This stuff is so expensive, Chad. I
don't know why this lace bra costs more
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my sports bra.
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Why are you shopping for lingerie
anyways?
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Because I'm a woman now, and women wear
lingerie from time to time.
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This is crazy.
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Okay. Here you go.
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I'm going to wait in the car. No, no.
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Sit down.
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Please, I want you to stay.
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You could give me some advice.
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Honestly, I don't know what I'm doing
here.
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And I don't want that strange lady with
the measuring tape touching my boobs
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again.
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It was a bad idea to take you to the
mall. Okay, you can sit in here, all
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Because I don't think they allowed boys
in the dressing room.
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Just be quiet.
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Turn around for a moment.
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Aren't you supposed to put that over
your normal underwear?
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Why are you peeking, Chad?
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Turn around.
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What are you doing? Don't you have to
buy that first?
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You're not going to tell anybody.
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I told you, be quiet.
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Chad? Yep?
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Turn around for a moment.
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Uh... So, how does it look?
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Yep, it's a winner. Looks great.
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Let's go.
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Stop!
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Did you like this one, the purple one?
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Or do you like this one better?
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I don't know. You
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have to
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give me something.
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I like the blue better.
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You can't tell my mom or your dad that I
bought sexy lingerie. They would kill
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me if I bought anything under than just
normal underwear.
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It's so embarrassing in the locker room
when all the other girls wear these cute
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lacy bras.
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My dad makes me wear granny pants.
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Everyone else wears...
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Push -up bra.
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You know, Natalie asked me in front of
all the cool girls if my bra was a
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training bra.
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I literally thought I was going to die.
Like, they all laughed at me, Chad. I
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was so embarrassed.
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Yeah, Natalie's a bitch.
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You don't think she's hot?
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No.
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Never. Well, all the guys think she's
hot.
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And she puts out.
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If you know what I mean.
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Great. And she's a slut, too.
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Summer, why do you hang out with that
girl?
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Well, she's nice most of the time.
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She's fun to be around.
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Well, she said she would fuck you if she
was me.
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Do you like this one?
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I know you do.
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I can tell.
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So, Natalie actually said that she wants
to have sex with me.
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Chad, do you think guys would like this?
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Not just like girls, but like real guys.
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Last I checked, I was a real guy.
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You know what I mean.
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All right.
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Let's get all this wrapped up. How much
does it cost?
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Let's steal it. No.
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No. We're not stealing anything.
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Natalie does it all the time. All we
have to do is cut off the sensor so they
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don't notice it and it won't beep.
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And we'll leave a giant pile of clothes
so they don't even know anything's
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missing. It's so easy.
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She can get you in a lot of trouble if
she's caught stealing.
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You're such a stick in the mud.
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The purple one comes in a full panty,
but I like this one with a thong better.
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No thong.
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But don't guys like thongs better?
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Why do you care?
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No guy's gonna see your granny panties
in the locker room.
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You're fine.
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Yes, but your friend Michael is taking
me on a date.
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And he said we can go anywhere.
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I told him I want to go to a hotel.
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He's going to take me to the Blue
Crystal Pier.
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You're going to a hotel?
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I'm going to have sex for the very first
time with your friend Michael.
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And I don't want my underwear to be
embarrassing.
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You are not having sex with Michael.
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Number one, Chad, you're not my daddy.
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And number two, I can have sex with
whoever I want, whenever I want to do
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Okay, little miss, I just turned 18.
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I'm going to tell your mom and my dad,
okay?
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And we'll see who gets in trouble.
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Bye.
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If you try to leave, I will scream
bloody murder that some pervert walked
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here and is trying to rape me. That is
seriously messed up.
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I doubt she'd even do that.
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Help! Shut the fuck up!
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Excuse me, miss.
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Did you need any help with anything?
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Yeah, we're... I'm fine. I'm fine.
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Do you need any other sizes?
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Nope. I'm almost done.
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I'm not trying to be mean. I just really
want to go on a date.
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In a hotel room?
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If you want this guy to have any respect
for you, you've got to rethink this.
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It's obvious why I want to see him in a
hotel room.
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The lingerie is... I just want him to
think I'm pretty.
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Well, you think Natalie's pretty.
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Yeah, she's pretty.
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But in a different way. Like, you're
pretty too.
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She's like Pam Anderson. You're like
Audrey Hepburn.
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Elegant and mysterious.
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So, you think I'm pretty?
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But am I sexy?
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So, is that why your penis was hard
before I started to yell the whole rapey
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thing?
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I just saw that.
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Okay, uh, we should talk about this at
the car. That nails woman's probably
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going to come back.
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I'm getting a little nervous. Go.
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No, please.
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I don't want to give you time to figure
out some strategy in the car to say no
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to me.
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I know how you do.
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Look, I don't even want to have sex with
your friend Michael.
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I don't even find him remotely
attractive.
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I just... I just want to lose my
virginity.
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I need to lose my virginity.
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Okay, you don't need to break the seal
just yet, okay? There's plenty of guys
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college.
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Not today. Let's go.
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Yes, there absolutely is.
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I am the only girl my age that I know
who is a virgin.
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And it's because you and my dad won't
let me date any guy I like.
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Trust me, I would love to give my
virginity away as a precious gift to
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I really care about.
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But I can't see anybody because of you
guys.
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You're overprotective.
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So I have to go to your friend Tall
Michael and then put his... whole dick
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inside of me.
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It will be quick, like jumping in a pool
of cold water.
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So cold it will make you cringe.
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And then it will be over.
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I'll be a real woman.
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I'll be a real woman with a beautiful
lace bra and a lace panty set.
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And then when I go to college, guys
won't think I'm immature and
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Alright, if you want to sleep with the
guys.
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Fine. Not Michael.
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But we've already booked the hotel room
and everything.
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That guy is a huge douchebag.
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He's not that bad.
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Oh, yes he is.
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And he's got a huge mouth. He'll tell
everyone.
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Good. That's the point. I want everyone
to know I'm going to be a real woman
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now.
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What's the big deal, Chad?
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You've had sex with tons of girls.
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Yeah. I'm a guy. It's different.
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What about your reputation?
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I'm telling you, it's different for
guys, all right?
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Fuck that.
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All right, we got to get out of here.
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This place is giving me anxiety. I'm
getting kind of claustrophobic in here.
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Here we go. It is kind of small, but
it's kind of sexy in here that I think
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people can hear you, and, you know, they
don't know you're my brother.
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What if you just take your penis out?
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I could just pop it in, squeeze it in
real quick.
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You could break my hymen, and then I
wouldn't have to have sex with Michael.
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Okay.
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You don't know what you're saying, and
you don't know what you're doing.
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All right, we're not breaking your seal
today.
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I could feel you looking at me earlier.
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It's not even that big of a deal.
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All you have to do is sit here and let
me put it in.
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I know you want me.
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It's not hard.
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Miss, is everything still going all
right?
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Uh, yeah, I'm just trying to figure some
things out. I promise I'll be less than
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half an hour.
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Half an hour?
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Yes, that's all the time I need.
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The customer is always right, you know.
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Oh, certainly.
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Just tell her if you need me.
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Thanks.
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We're going to go to jail for... I'm not
going back, all right?
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Just do it, Chad. If you don't, I will
scream, like I said, and you're not
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to like what I say to that concerned
sales lady.
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All right.
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Try and get me hard, I guess. I don't
know.
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I'll put it in my mouth. I know. I've
already been practicing on cucumbers.
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I eat those.
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All right, just give it a little shot.
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And let me imagine it's someone else,
okay?
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Oh my gosh, it's massive
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It
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tastes so good
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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Am I doing okay?
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Shh. Don't worry.
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Let me focus.
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I just want to know if I'm doing it
right. You're doing good. You're doing
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Keep going.
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I like
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it when you tell me what to do.
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Are you sure you're liking this?
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It's giving me so much spit.
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Chad, you promised.
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I'm wet now.
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I just want to put it in once.
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Please?
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Like this?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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No, Chad.
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great i just i really love your clothing
i stubbed my toe really hard i'm so
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sorry all right let me know if you need
anything almost done
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this stuff.
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