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Quality of life is up

because crime in Santa
Barbara is at an all-time low,

due to the tireless efforts of your
Santa Barbara Police Department.

Correction, seriously underfunded police
department, you eco-socialist moon bat.

Gavin Channing is an awesome
mayor. And people like trees, Carlton.

I am honored to recognize Chief
Karen Vick, her dedicated officers,

and the extraordinary
Shawn Spencer

for their invaluable
service to the community.

Please! Stop,
it's all too much.

Thank you, Mayor.

What is genius?

Can you bottle it? Is it something
you would even want to bottle?

Chief, I'm so sorry.
I'm such a jerk sometimes.

Look at this, everyone.
Isn't that nice?

Oh, no.

It is moments like this
that make my second sight

and illustrious gift set
so worthwhile.

I believe
it was E.M.F.

Who first said,
"You're unbelievable."

If only I had known then
they were talking about me.

That's why we need your help.

Would you both excuse
me for a moment?

You have a gift, my friend.

Oh, Gavin. We must find time
to speak about my proposal.

Shawn, we legally can't remove
the traffic lights and speed limit signs.

Not all of them. Only the ones
between your house and the Psych office.

That is correct. And
there will be a speed limit,

140 miles per hour.

We will call it
"The Super Speed Corridor."

The autobahn of Santa Barbara.

It is both
inexpensive and simple.

That doesn't sound
inexpensive or simple.

Plus, it goes through three
schools. Why do you hate progress?

Guys, my wife, Renee.

Hello!

Are these people
important? Renee.

Bye, bye.

So brief.

Mr. Mayor, the Sacramento
contingent is here.

Ah, wonderful.
Have you guys met?

Jason Straub.
Go-to staffer.

You gave him credit
for getting you re-elected

after that water district
flap last year.

Wow. You really know
your local politics.

Well, you're right, he's
a real star in the making.

Damn handy when fires
need putting out.

Thank you, Mr. Mayor, but we really
need to think about making our exit.

In a minute, J.

Listen, Shawn, you always
brighten my day whenever you come down here,

and I wanted to offer up
a little token.

You're going to approve
my Chunnel to Catalina.

I was thinking more along the lines of
brunch at my place. After my surf tomorrow?

Maybe around ten?
We'd love to see Juliet.

We've really missed her since
she worked for us at city hall.

I'm sure...

The thing with Juliet is. I don't want
to hear anything but "You're engaged."

I'll check her availability,
Mayor. I'm sure she misses you.

Great.

I'm available for brunch.
You're available to suck it.

Ah, I've gotta go
find Jules. Yeah.

Shawn, no!

Maybe you didn't hear me. I
said there would be blintzes.

Shawn, I'm not going to brunch at the
mayor's house with you. We're broken up.

I thought we took
a small step forward.

Well, I thought we did too.

And then I see you up there,

just gloating
in front of everyone.

And it's a solid reminder of
all the issues I have with you.

It's just a charade.

Oh, come on, Jules. I was
just... I was just playing around.

You know, we're gonna
break his little mayor heart.

He's a grown man. I
think he'll land on his feet.

Surf
conditions are finally picking up

to three to four feet after nothing but one
to two footers in the early morning hours.

Why were we listening
to the surf report?

'Cause I wanna bone up on
the lingo, impress Channing.

"Boning up" is not
a thing, Shawn.

Yeah, maybe not in Jamaica.
Dude, stop crushing on the mayor.

I'm not crushing on him.
I like him.

I like his house,
his car, his hair.

I mean, the man has
his own private beach

with access to the best waves
in Santa Barbara, Gus.

Plus, he smells like Christmas.

And if he and I become
surfing buddies, so be it.

Whoa!
Whoa, hold up, hold up.

What happened here?

Looks like you might need
to get a new surfing buddy.

Really?

In between the lines
there's a lot of obscurity

I'm not inclined
to resign to maturity

If it's all right
then you're all wrong

But why bounce around
to the same damn song?

You'd rather run when
you can't crawl

I know, you know
That I'm not telling the truth

I know, you know
They just don't have any proof

Embrace the deception
Learn how to bend

Your worst inhibitions tend
to psych you out in the end

It's ironic, if you ask me.

He fought so hard
to save the ocean,

and then gets killed by it.

Carlton, please. People are
in a state of shock over this.

He was surfing in a spot
called, "The Vortex."

Pretty rough.
I should know.

That section has almost
taken me out a couple times.

You surf?
No.

But I do a fair amount
of nude sunbathing.

Occasionally, I have to go in,
do a little rinse-off.

The Vortex has rocks
just beneath the surface.

Yes. Notice the jagged
pattern here. Brutal.

I'm estimating he was in the water
about four hours before he was found.

Okay, then case closed.

Killed by too
much nature. Come on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. Four hours?

Nothing but
one-to-two-footers in the early morning hours.

That would have put him in
the water at what, like, 6:00 a.m.?

Mmm-hmm. There were
no waves at 6:00 a.m.

Gus, pull up the surf report.

He's right.
There were no waves.

Why would the mayor go surfing
when there was no surf?

That doesn't strike anyone
as the slightest bit suspicious?

Well, look. Everyone liked
him, Shawn.

But do you really think
that's enough for us to go on?

Sure. Absolutely. Tell you what.

Let's drag King Neptune into interrogation
room B and put the screws to him.

All right, here's the plan. We're gonna
talk to Channing's right-hand man, Straub,

see if he has any idea who might
have had it out for his old boss.

Hey. You with me?

You know, I can't
believe we're in

Santa Barbara's
corridors of power.

Not this thing...
You know, Shawn,

I could've made it all
the way to the White House.

Yeah. Maybe as
an aide. Of course.

Say, "Yes, Mr. President."
Yes, Mr. President.

Sorry, Charlie.
Man, you don't know.

I'm just saying, I could've
been the black James Carville.

Who's that?
The farmer from Babe?

That's James Cromwell, Shawn.

That'll do, Gus.
That'll do.

Will you put that down? Let's just
wait for Straub to get here, and...

Pretty gorgeous, huh?
Ah, hey, man. Yeah.

I almost snagged
myself one of these

in the claw crane game
at Dave & Buster's,

but I think we all know
that thing is rigged.

Those are Mexican turquoise.

Mayor Channing
used to bring it back

from his remote
surf spots in Mexico

and give them to
people as gifts.

He was generous that way.

Had a lot of friends.

How about enemies?

No, not really.

I mean, that's what made
him such an effective politician.

Everybody loved him.

We were just in the process of
raising $50,000 to get us to Sacramento.

That's excessive. Sacramento's
only 200 miles away.

He wanted to be governor?
By overspending on travel?

No, we needed the 50 grand
for an exploratory committee.

Why did he need to raise the
money? Wasn't Channing loaded?

No, his wife is the wealthy one,

and she doesn't like
to part with her money.

Speaking of parting,

I gotta get this place
packed up for the new staff.

Wow, that quickly?
Yeah.

Santa Barbara law states that

head of city council takes
over in the event

of the mayor's death.

That means the new staff will
be in by the end of the week,

and I get to help
during the transition.

Speak of the devil.

My apologies, gentlemen.
Was I interrupting something?

Tom, this is Shawn Spencer
and Burton Guster.

Guys, this is the city's
new mayor, Tom Swagerty.

Gentlemen, a pleasure.

Listen, Jason, I
know this is tough on all of us,

and I think it's admirable that
you're here helping the way you are.

Naturally, I don't
think it's appropriate

to discuss business
at this time,

so I just came by here
to give you these...

A few key objectives
I'd like to get

rolling on in the next
couple of days,

and an agenda for tomorrow
night's council meeting.

The first is a proposal
for a new city motto.

Oh! Might I suggest,

"Santa Barbara. Stop for a
pee, but stay for a lifetime."

Or how about this?
"Santa Barbara.

"This is where
Rob Lowe humps it out."

Hmm. You can suggest that.

Good day.

There's a vote to convert the
wetlands into an outdoor mall?

Yeah. I mean, Channing's
been nixing the idea for years,

but the developer,
Pacific Acquisitions,

uses their influence
to keep it alive.

At Edgemont landing,

experience premier
comfort and design...

Gus, if we are ever an
inch tall, we're living there.

You know that's right.

Hello, ma'am.
Hello.

My name is Shawn Spencer.
This is my partner, Bill Uvrights.

What was that? The
right to bear arms.

You just shot her in the face.

I wasn't aiming at her, Shawn.
I was shadow-hunting.

We're here to see the boss.

Which boss? There are
a lot of those around here.

The big cheese.

The "poob grandier."

I don't see your names
on the schedule.

What is this regarding?

Well, we are here to present

a new version
of the wetland project.

Please observe.
Whoa...

There's a cupcake.
Yes.

That represents a 5,000
square-foot cupcake store

called,
"Complimentary Cupcakes."

That means all the
cupcakes are free.

What's that apple core
supposed to be?

Oh, well, that is
just an apple core.

That's not supposed
to be there. Bill.

Boom. Now it's a rec center.

How do you like them apples?

Are you done?

Ma'am, we will not be ignored.

She's calling the boss.

I'm calling security.
What?

I told you this
was a stupid idea.

Pick up, pick up.

I'll be right back.

Shawn, we need
to get out of here.

Would you hold on?
For what?

Hurry up!

Dude.
Let's go.

You're saying that Tom
Swagerty killed the mayor?

No, not me, Chief.

The spirits are saying it. Well,
if the spirits have any proof,

we'd certainly like
to hear it. Chief,

Swagerty is a majority owner
in a real estate development

that Mayor Channing
vowed to oppose.

Swagerty kills Channing,

tomorrow's city council vote
goes in his favor, he makes millions.

Okay, well, as compelling
as your theory is, Mr. Spencer,

I'm gonna need a little bit more
than circumstantial evidence

before I tell the people of Santa
Barbara that their mayor was murdered.

This makes total sense.
Think about it.

It's the same motive as the
biblical tale of the very first murder,

brother kills brother over multi-use
retail and residential space.

What version of the Bible
are you reading?

- The new Rick James version.
- Okay.

Chief, unless Spencer
has any other theories,

can I go ahead and tell Woody to officially
rule Channing's death an accident?

Yes.
Thank you.

Sorry, Mr. Spencer.

This just sucks.

In four days, Swagerty's gonna
be both mayor and a murderer.

Yup. You know
the worst part of this?

Once Swagerty becomes mayor, he'll
have control over the police department.

I guarantee you he'll make sure
they don't look into Channing's murder.

How could he get away
with that? It's all in the bylaws.

Dude, you stole the bylaws
from Channing's office?

There's nothing in the bylaws that
says it's illegal to steal bylaws, Shawn.

Really? Is there anything
in the bylaws that says...

Seriously, man.

We got to figure out a way to keep
Swagerty out of office long enough

to build a solid case
against him.

Wait a second.
Wait a second.

I can't believe
I never thought of this.

Gus, I've got news. Guys
have been manscaping for years.

What?

Listen, Shawn.
Look. Right here.

It says, "The head of the city council
will automatically succeed the mayor

"unless challenged
by another candidate,

"in which case a special
election must be held."

Boom, boom, boom.

So we just need
another candidate. Yup.

And so, it is with that
same sense of pride

and a renewed hope,
for unbound glory,

that I, Shawn Spencer,

do hereby declare my candidacy

for the office of mayor.

Gus, I'm not even sure this thing is on.

We heard you loud and clear.

Now, Shawn, it's very important

that your first TV
interview is a success.

Don't worry, it will be, as long as they
film me from one of my 27 good sides.

I drew up a list of topics for
you to familiarize yourself with.

Unemployment rates,
crime statistics, labor issues.

Thanks, Wendy. She
used to be a candy striper.

Really? No, but that would
have been a fun thing.

What? This is nice. Thanks, man.

No.
No, no, no.

Barack and Michelle got slammed
in the press after doing that in public.

We'll stick to culturally neutral
salutations until we see some polling.

Dude, I think you can afford
to "Rove" it down a notch.

We're not trying to win,
remember?

We're just trying to keep a
killer from taking over the city.

I know, Shawn,

but you still don't want
to look ridiculous.

They may ask you
the tough questions.

Food carts?

You plan to have a food cart on every
corner by the end of your mandate.

Yes, I do.
Now, listen, Shawn.

We have to remember the rule.

You never, never answer
the question they asked you.

Only answer the question...
I wish they had asked me.

My man.

What would
make you effective as an elected official?

In two words, approachability.

My door will always be open.

And I want the citizens
of Santa Barbara

to feel comfortable
marching through that door

and telling me about the
issues that matter to them,

and the issues that matter
to their pets.

Mr. Spencer, as you
know, the city has been

recently dipping into
its cash reserves to close

an estimated $26 million
general fund deficit.

If elected, how
do you propose to close this gap?

Well,

that is an outstanding question,

Josephina.
Am I saying that correctly?

No.
The answer is simple.

My least favorite

is the black jelly bean,

and I'm not just saying
that because it's black.

Believe me,
some of my best friends

are black jelly beans.

But if I wanted
to be eating licorice,

why would I reach
for a jelly bean?

You feel me?
I suspect you do.

And here's a free golden nugget.

I also vow to protect
our fine city

from invaders to the north

and the west,
and I will only use

the fundamentals of traditional

Brazilian jiu-jitsu.

Boom.
Follow-through.

Boom.
Rain dance.

That's from Along Came Polly.

Stay with us.

Idiot.

You looked like
a complete lunatic, Shawn.

After that, I'm pretty
sure I'm the only person

in Santa Barbara
that's gonna vote for you.

Perfect. That means I've got the
black vote.

- Psych office and campaign headquarters.
- Shawn.

Just saw
your interview. Kudos.

Finally, someone who speaks
to the issues I care about.

Listen, I have news
on the Channing case.

Usually when I inspect
lacerations of surfers

who eat it at the Vortex, I
find, you know, little bits of coral

and rock in the wounds.
Channing's is clean. It's not right.

Damn it, I knew it.
And...

I found gray hairs
in his wetsuit.

Preliminary tests
reveal they're not his.

It's admirable that you're
here helping the way you are.

Woody, you complete me.

The gray hairs. It's
Swagerty's, isn't it?

I'll give you
a hint. Yes.

You do understand
how hints work, right?

Straub. What are
you doing here, man?

I saw your interview, and I'd like
to assist you in your campaign.

And why would you
want to do that?

Because, like you, I don't
want Swagerty to be mayor.

I don't trust him.
Neither do we.

That's what I just said.

Here's the thing, Straub. Shawn
already has a campaign manager.

Me.

And I've already got
all the bases covered.

Really? So you've covered
all potential scandals?

- 100%.
- What about this?

A mustache is very mayoral.
Plus Franco Nero.

Look, first we need
to work on your image.

The public sees you as a glib,
flaky, overindulgent adolescent

who spends way too much
time with his best friend.

I'm not glib.
What's glib?

You.
Shawn, with my help,

we actually have an outside
shot of winning this thing.

It's not gonna be easy,
especially in light

of the Abby Sheldon incident.

Who's that?

Swagerty's late fiancée.

She tragically fell at home
about two months ago and died.

It makes him very
sympathetic in the public's mind.

He's so lucky.
Shawn.

Let me get you
the exposure you need,

and you can beat him
on your own terms.

I like the sound
of this very much.

Straub, consider yourself
my new campaign manager.

Co-campaign manager.
Whatever.

Excellent. We'll start
by having you

go to the Founders' Gala
tomorrow.

He said, "Gala."
I heard him, Shawn.

All the big players in town
will be there, plus the media.

Now, the voters like a candidate
who's in a stable relationship,

so you're gonna need
to bring a date.

That's going to be
a little difficult. Well,

maybe not.

I've arrived.

I'm here for you.

You really do look beautiful,
by the way. Thank you,

but remember, I'm here
for the same reasons you are.

What? You're running for mayor?

To investigate Swagerty
based on the new evidence.

That's it.
Got it?

Got it. I couldn't
agree more.

Good.

Just standard investigating.

Scoping out clues and leads,

and possibly kissing. How
are you? Good to see you.

A lot of stuff to do in a
little amount of time, so stay focused.

As soon as you get the chance,
that's our host, Andrew Hobbs.

He has a yacht
and loves deep-sea fishing.

Got it. Hobbs, fat,
likes to murder fish.

And that is Leecy Davis,
very deep pockets.

She also has a weakness for
young men playing volleyball,

shirtless.
All right.

I'll be ready with all my best
C. Tommy Howell quotes from Side Out.

Watch out for the stuffed
mushroom appetizers.

It's a scam job.

It looks like there's sausage
inside, but it's really all vegetables.

That is outrageous.

Damn it! Swagerty's soaking up
the press with shots with his daughter.

You have to get in there,
steal that spotlight.

You don't have
to say that twice.

Remember to grab the hair.

Not yours. Swagerty's. Right.

We gotta connect
him to the murder.

My daughter Nicole.
Straight A student.

Honey, there's
Uncle Judd over there.

Why don't you go say
hello to him for me?

Congratulations
on your candidacy, Shawn.

Congrats on the
spinach in your teeth.

You are going down.

"Going down."
Seriously?

We talking about the election?

Negative. Where were you the night
before Channing's body was found?

Not that
it's any of your business,

but I was at my
daughter's violin recital.

Yeah? What about
the morning of?

She had soccer practice.
What are you getting at?

Uh, why do you hate art
and homeless animals?

Are you telling me you think
Channing was killed?

I don't know, was he?

I'm not gonna dignify
that with a response.

I liked Channing. I had
nothing to do with his death.

Hey!
What?

Summer just got
a little bit hotter!

Did you guys get that?

Side Out.
C. Tommy Howell.

Ladies and gentlemen, before
we continue with the festivities,

I'd like to take this
time to acknowledge

our late, great mayor,
Mr. Gavin Channing,

who was taken from us
far, far too soon.

He was a principled
politician and a great friend,

and we will truly miss him.

To Gavin Channing.

- Here, here!
- To Gavin.

Here, here.

To Gavin.

You wanna dance?

No. Good. Thank
God. Neither do I.

But it seems like it's a
necessary part of this investigation.

I gotta stay in this race.

Right now, Swags is
stealing all my thunder.

Oh. Too bad for you,
you don't dance.

Yeah, too bad.

When we went to
take that dance class,

you said you had shin splints.

Not entirely true.

I went to the Montecito Scottish
Ventriloquist Festival with Gus.

I felt so guilty
about lying to you.

I went back and took that
dance class all by myself.

You did?

They say it's all about your
connection with your partner.

If you have the right partner,

there's nothing you can't do.

Where was this Shawn
Spencer when we were dating?

He's right here.

Jules.

Jules.

Come on.

You cannot pretend that you
don't still have feelings for me.

It does not make
for very good theater.

Well, I won't pretend,
Shawn, because I do.

But I also can't pretend that I
can trust you. Can't you see that?

Sweetheart, you can trust me.

Okay? Look, I lied.

I lied about being psychic.

And that probably accounts
for thousands of lies

that I've told you since
we've worked together.

And the worst part is nobody
believed in me more than you.

You always had my back
when nobody else would.

I feel so horrible about that.

I need you to understand.

You are on the hook
until you make it

so that I don't have
to lie for you anymore.

It's very simple.

You have to tell the chief.

No, Jules,
that's not gonna happen.

That's not gonna happen
because if I do that,

then all of this
goes away, all of it.

And with it goes the good.

All, all the lives
that I have saved.

The, the lives
that I have improved.

This is, this is what I have,
Jules. This is how I do good.

Not for everyone.

Hey, Swags.
No hard feelings. Okay?

Ow! What the hell?

Okay. Thanks, Wood-man.

Guess what? Swagerty's
alibi checked out.

And here's the worst news

he took the wetlands vote
off the agenda.

I'm not so sure
he's our guy anymore.

Yeah, he's definitely
not our guy.

Woody just confirmed that the gray
hair they found on Channing's body

did not belong to Swagerty.

There goes our theory.
What now?

First, I drop out
of the race immediately.

The best man gets to be mayor.

We find ourselves
another suspect.

There's no harm, no foul.
It's like modern war.

You did it, Shawn.
You killed it at the gala.

Buzz is you're
crushing Swagerty.

So I took a straw poll up and
down State Street of potential votes.

And?

You're gonna be mayor!

Are you saying that Spencer
might actually win this thing?

Oh my God,
the Mayans were right.

That's it, I'm gonna have to
move. There's no other solution.

Will you guys calm down?
Shawn is not going to be mayor.

It's just for the investigation.

These things have a way
of snowballing, Guster.

One day he's mayor, the
next his face is on our currency.

I can't believe I'm going to have
to assassinate a public figure.

You know, when he was
ten years old, he ran for office

on the promise that he'd build a
Thunderdome in the schoolyard.

I can't imagine what that
idiot's got planned now.

That is an excellent
question, Tina.

It's essentially a giant
cage-like structure,

an arena where conflict can
be solved in a public forum.

My administration will
be all about transparency,

hot dog wieners of unusual
lengths, and gladiatorial justice.

Spencer!
Get your ass in here.

That guy will not be here when
I am running this department.

I'm going to ask
you this calmly.

Are you insane?

Oh, come on, you guys.

It's not like I'm actually
going to be mayor.

For more than two terms.

I'm just gonna make a few sweeping
changes here at the department,

and then I'm out of here.

Oh, Lassie, relax. I'm gonna
withdraw. Swagerty's clean.

And the best man for the job.

Your disloyalty disheartens me.

Is what I would say
if I was still running.

But I'm not.

As much as it pains me
to say, Shawn,

you can't withdraw.
Not now.

Hmm? You're in
the public eye, kid.

If you bail, it's gonna raise
questions and subject you

to a little more scrutiny
than I think you want.

Right, well, in that case, we should
probably ease up on the reins a bit.

You know, come up with a way
to subtly throw this thing.

I can fix that.

Great. Gus. You are rehired
as my solo campaign manager.

You'll have to figure out a way
to make me seem less desirable,

which won't be easy.

I can fix that.

Sick.

Here's the question. If Swagerty
didn't kill Channing, then who did?

I mean, who...
Who else had motive?

Those are Mexican turquoise.

He used to bring them from
his remote surf spots in Mexico

and give them
to people as gifts.

What is genius?
Can you bottle it?

Is it something you would
even want to bottle?

He was a principled
politician and a great friend.

To Gavin Channing.

His wife!

I am sensing that
Channing was a player.

That he cheated
on his wife willy-nilly,

and the Spencers do not use
the term "willy-nilly," willy-nilly.

No, we don't.
Wait a minute.

Woody found a gray hair on
Channing's body. She's not gray.

Are these people important?

Only her stylist
knows that for sure.

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

Hello, Renee.

Shawn, I didn't know you rode.

Huh, that's just about all we do
in my hometown of Snowy River.

It helps me find clarity.

As a matter of fact,
I'm getting some right now.

Are you? Fascinating.

What I'm getting is that your husband
had a little problem with monogamy.

White Lightning!

Well now, you've just unearthed the
worst kept secret in Santa Barbara.

Yes, Gavin was incorrigible.

Seabiscuit, stop, stop.

It was one
of his best qualities, really.

We'd been living
apart for some time.

I guess you could say
our marriage was a...

Sham?

A career move.

White Chocolate! I don't know
the horse's name.

And that didn't
bother you at all?

No. Mrs. Channing,
I'm ready for you.

In a moment, Antonio.

Hup!

Let's just say that Gavin
and I had an understanding.

Let's cut
to the chase here, Renee.

A gray hair was found
on your husband's body.

The same gray hair you used
to have before you colored it.

I know you were there
the night he died.

Yes, I was with him.
But I didn't kill him.

We slept together.

That is disgusting.
And rich.

Why would you do that?

Well, I wanted to get
something for my 50 grand.

We needed the 50 grand
for an exploratory committee.

Because, even though
he was a terrible husband,

he was a great lover and would
have been a fabulous governor.

I really wanted to make love
in that mansion. With Antonio.

Well, I'm bored.

Come on.

All I'm saying is that showing me
passed out surrounded by beer cans

is not exactly my idea
of a nuanced photo.

Well, if you hated that, you're
not gonna like this commercial.

It's about to start airing.

What, dude?
We have a commercial?

Yep. I sliced one
together last night

and got the local station
to air it in exchange for you

giving free psychic
readings for the next year.

Smart thinking.

I'm Shawn Spencer, and this
is my vision for Santa Barbara.

Sorry, man.

I had to go big.

The bird thing was
messed up. Right?

Some of those weren't
far from the truth.

I know.

Straub.

How come I wasn't consulted
on that commercial?

'Cause Gus is running
the show solo now.

Sorry I didn't tell you, but I
just haven't been satisfied

with the way my
campaign's being managed.

Competently?
Exactly.

By the way, did you know Channing did
get the 50 K for the exploratory committee

from his wife
the night that he died?

That's impossible.
He would have told me.

Not if he never
had the opportunity.

What?
Got to bounce!

Gus, I have it.
Channing was robbed.

His wife gave him the 50 K,
someone broke into the house,

stole the money and killed him
using that missing bookend.

The one the killer took with him after
they clobbered Channing over the head.

So it must've been
an inside job.

Someone with access
to this house.

Perhaps we should
start with those.

Hey, Lassie.

So I have eliminated the
house-keeper and the gardener

which pretty much
leaves the plumber.

A guy named Mike Plummer.

He's a plumber
and his name is Plummer?

I don't say things
to be humorous.

Oh, speaking of humorous,

you, my friend, are getting
killed at the polls.

Are you aware that your
campaign just aired an ad

detailing your foot fetish?

It was quite disturbing.

Foot fetish?
Come on, son.

Looks like Mike the plumber
came into some cash.

Hello?
Hello?

Mike Plummer, the plumber?

Uh, Shawn?

Yo.

What you got?

Where have I seen
that dude before?

Sniff around the body
or something.

I'm gonna go snoop
on his computer.

Why do I got to hang
around a dead body?

'Cause you love it.

Dude, I just found
a bank statement

that shows a recent
deposit of $50,000.

How recent?
Like, four days ago recent?

Yep, the day after Channing
got that money from his ex-wife.

Your theory about him
robbing Channing was on point.

Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Hold on.

Tom, this is Shawn
Spencer and Burton Guster.

Guys, this is the city's
new mayor, Tom Swagerty.

That's Abby Sheldon,
Swagerty's ex-fiancée.

What is she doing
at Channing's house?

Asked and answered.

That Channing was
a randy little spaniel.

Let me see that.

Bam.

There was another deposit
made two months earlier.

Four days after Abby's death.

I got it.

Good, let's get out of here.

I mean, why should I get fined
for not picking up my dog's poop?

Huh? Why?

Good evening! Good evening,
everyone. Excuse me. I'm so sorry.

Uh, my name is Shawn Spencer.

I am actually here because I
have had a psychic revelation

that will shake the foundation of
Santa Barbara to its very foundation.

Here's the thing,

Abby Sheldon did not die accidentally
in her home, as was widely reported.

She, in fact, expired
in the home of her lover,

a man that we all knew as
former Mayor Gavin Channing.

I mean, does my dog get a bill every
time I do my business? Huh? Yeah.

Well, uh, the points you're making
are valid.

But I'm gonna be up here
for a really long time,

so you'd be wise to take a seat.

Thank you.

Gavin Channing, for all his
flaws, was not a murderer.

And I am sensing that Abby
Sheldon's death was, in fact, accidental.

Abby!

What does any
politician do when they're in a jam?

They call their right hand man.

And in this case,
that right hand man

was Jason Straub.

Who, for the record, is a lefty.

Sure enough,
that was the first call

that Channing made
the night Abby died,

according to the phone records obtained
by SBPD's very own Carlton Lassiter.

I am sensing that you
moved Abby's body

from Channing's house
back to her house,

still made it look
like an accident.

But there were a couple things
that you didn't count on.

First being Channing's
contractor, Mike Plummer.

Being the opportunist
that he was,

he jumped at the opportunity to
document this potential scandal.

You can find these
photographs at his apartment.

And you know this how?

Because my senses don't lie.
They multiply.

Anyway, Mike Plummer
used these photographs

to blackmail Channing
to the tune of $50,000.

Channing thought
it was a one-time pay-off.

Then a couple months later,
Plummer shows up again.

And he asks for more.

Channing was ready
to come clean.

But Straub, the man who
orchestrated the entire cover-up

didn't wanna
go to jail, did you?

Come on, nobody's
believing this lunatic, right?

Jason, sit down!

You pleaded with
Channing not to do it.

And when he refused,
finally you killed him.

That's enough!

You stuffed him into his wetsuit

and you dumped him
into the ocean.

The other thing
you didn't count on

was that the man who
succeeded Channing as mayor

is the same guy
who is not convinced

that the accidental death of
his fiancée was an accident.

I just came by
to give you these.

A few key objectives I'd like to get
working on in the next couple of weeks.

Because among the
list of key objectives he gave you

was a motion to reopen
the police investigation

into the death of his fiancée.

You needed to make sure that
Swagerty wasn't elected mayor.

And that is why you
tried to help me beat him.

But when that didn't work,
you killed the only person,

Plummer, that could testify
against you in a future trial.

Come on, Straub.
Give it up.

Don't... Don't do it.
Don't. Oh!

Have some respect for yourself.

That's it. I now cede the
floor to the crazy poop woman.

God Bless Santa Barbara.

It's not too late. We could
turn around, hit Red Robin.

Go back to the Psych office.

"American Duels"
premieres tonight.

I owe you one, man.

You owe me infinity, Shawn.

It's very simple.
You have to tell the chief.

You noticed the door
was closed, right?

Something on your mind?

Yeah, actually, it's my mind that
I want to talk to you about, Chief.

You... You know
those blackmail photos

from the Channing case, right?
You remember those?

It was three days ago.

Right.
Well, the funny thing is,

and the truth is,
it's not funny at all,

I may not have come across those

in the manner that you've
grown accustomed to.

Not following.

What I'm saying, Chief,
is that it is entirely possible

that I have been
less than forthright

about the way that I do
the things that I do.

Like this?
This... This for example.

Mainly that, really.

What I'm saying
is that I'm sorry,

but that I'm not actually...

He's covering for me!
What? Uh...

Shawn led me to the blackmail
photos, and I obtained them

without an official warrant.

I'm sorry?

We wouldn't have gotten
the evidence if we'd waited.

So, you searched a victim's
computer without a warrant?

Yes, I did.

But it was just
the one time, I swear.

You understand that if a judge
knew about this, Straub would walk?

Fortunately for all of us,
we got a confession from him.

Well, then I guess we're...
I guess we're good here.

Orange whip? Orange whip?

No, Mr. Spencer.
We are not good at all.

You are a police officer,
Miss O'Hara.

And Mr. Spencer,
you are a...

Psychic.

I was going to say
an independent contractor,

and both of you serve
the people of this city.

And everything is to remain above
board. Do I make myself clear?

Yes, Chief.
Yeah, absolutely.

Good.

You're dismissed.

Goodbye,
Mr. Spencer.

Later, Chief.

Jules, let's not make this any
more complicated than it needs to be.

I know exactly why you did what
you did with the chief this morning.

Really? Do tell.

Well, it's obvious,
don't you think?

I mean, without me, Santa Barbara
turns into Detroit within a week.

That's not it.

It's not?

Shawn, when I first asked you

to tell the Chief the truth
and you declined,

I just thought
you were being selfish.

But then you were actually
going to tell her, it hit me.

If I let you go
through with this

and throw everything away,

well, I'd be the one
being selfish, wouldn't I?

I couldn't let you.

Gus is so thankful.

I know.

So, should we just do it?

Easy. I'm not ready
to get back together.

I mean, there's still
an issue of trust here.

I can't just flip a switch.

That's fair.

Shawn?
Yes?

It's not going to happen.

All right, well, you just
tell me when you're ready.

Because I'm gonna be waiting,
in my stocking feet,

wearing a chef's hat
and an apron.

And that's it.

Now who's ready
for some soup plantation?

Soup?

Soup I can do.

What about bisque?

I'm hoping there's a bisque.

With a little bit of luck,
they'll have the veggie chili.

Ah, I love the veggie chili.

It's very
chunky. It is chunky.

But I love my chili chunky.