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Previously on Psych...

We were quite a team.

Back in those days,

honor and respect for the
badge meant something.

You took an oath, Jack.

We had no choice.
The job was all we had.

You had a choice.

There are still plenty of
good cops on the force,

and they put their lives on the line
every day for all the right reasons.

It's just not my game anymore.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you know, 50 grand
was a lot back then.

I didn't tell you how much
they were gettin' paid.

It's not too late to do
the right thing, Jerry.

I'm sorry, Henry.

Jerry, no!

Dad.

Talk to me.
Come on, talk to me!

What are you doing?
Go get him.

No, no, no. I got you.
I got you.

All right, just stay calm, okay?

I'm pretty sure, like, 90% of
gunshot wounds are psychological.

And here's the good news, the body is
actually designed for this sort of thing.

Uh, no, it's not.

I'm just saying, it's important
for him to keep moving,

you know, maybe walk it off.

This isn't serious. This
isn't like having appendicitis.

We're taking him to surgery.
Okay, great. That's great.

Where do I stand? Where..
. Do I need to wash up?

Look, my hands
are crazy clean. Look.

I had one of those Dorito tacos
from Taco Bell about an hour...

What are you telling me?
I stay here?

Okay, good call. I'll
man... I'll man the hallway.

You got to save him,
that's my dad!

Look, I know
I haven't always been great.

Holy crap, am I actually
giving this speech?

Let's just skip
to the end, okay?

I appreciate what you do...

Not always how you do it,
but, you know...

What you do is good.

And I just... I don't think now is
a good time for you to go, okay?

That's all.

And I love you...

Your French toast.

I came as soon as I heard.
I am so sorry.

I brought a six-footer.

Woody, what are you...
Whoa, look. He...

Oh, awkward.

I'll come back, uh,

later.

Hey!

Chelsea?

Hol... What?
I haven't seen you

since you followed my dad
to that resort.

What are you...

Uh, do you work here?

Nope. Just trollin'.

How's that sexy dad of yours?

Yeah. He got shot
in the chest.

Oh, I feel terrible.
I never called him.

No, you did. You
called him many times...

Many, many times, and
then he changed his number.

Not because of you, though.

I think he was going
through some of his own...

Yeah, he thought you were great.

Shawn, I know
what you're thinking.

I'm not sure you do.

You're in shock.
You're delirious.

You've been awake for 36 hours.

The worst possible thing
you could do

is get involved with this case.

Please tell me
you'll sit this one out.

You're right.
I am delirious.

Gus is coming by in an hour
to pick me up.

I'm gonna try to get some sleep.

Clearly nothing I can do here.

All right.

Shawn, just tell me
what you need.

I'm a little hungry.
Me too. How about...

Mole tacos.
That's scary.

I'm in. There's one thing I'd
like to do before we eat, though.

What's that?

Let's go catch the son of
a bitch who shot my dad.

I know, you know
That I'm not telling the truth

I know, you know
They just don't have any proof

Embrace the deception
Learn how to bend

Your worst inhibitions tend
to psych you out in the end

I know, you know

- Where are the cops?
- They're done.

We're just getting started.

Whoa, whoa. Okay, Shawn,
defying Juliet is one thing,

but this is a high profile case.

A cop was shot.

No, Gus, a cop was not
shot. My dad was shot.

I know this, Shawn.

If you want out,
just say the word now.

I'm in, Shawn.
I'm obviously in.

Let's do this.

That's the spirit.

I'm out! I'm so out!

Sorry. You can't be out.

You just offered me an out.

Yeah, and you didn't take it.

It's a nice house.

Too nice.

I mean, there's a
lot more money here

than the 50 grand
he took under the table...

...from The Blue Derby.

Our friend Jerry is knee-deep
into something bigger, Gus.

I mean, he's into
some serious wealth here.

We're not just talking
about some bad cop

who was on the take once
20 years ago.

It takes money
to disappear, Gus.

He hasn't touched his cash.
He hasn't touched his ATM.

So?
So...

It means somebody's helping him.

I think maybe you're the one
that needs help right now, Shawn.

Oh, yeah? I think maybe
you're the one that needs help!

You're kind of
scaring me, Shawn.

I tend to agree
on the mental health angle

Juliet is playing right now.

All right, fine, Gus.
I'm gonna offer you

your second out.
I'm out.

What?
I'm out.

You can't take the
second out! Why not?

Because it's a courtesy out.
It's perfunctory.

You have to turn it down first.

How many rules
do these outs have?

A bunch. I don't even
know all of 'em.

Really?

What are
we gonna do if this is Carp?

Do you happen to have a gun?

When have I ever
had a gun, Shawn?

All right, we simply tackle him,

because he's 118 years old.

What? No. The one thing
we do know about this guy

is that he does have a gun,
and he likes to use it.

Do you think he'll be mad
that I broke his figurine?

His figurine?
You broke half his house.

I want to use my out now.

All right, you can take it.

Thank you.

I told you! I told you!

Damn it, Spencer.

I should have known.

Shawn, you lied to me.
No, I didn't.

Gus thought it would be,
uh, cathac...

What am I trying to say?

Cathartic.
Don't make stuff up.

Healing if I came here
and broke stuff...

What? Do you
know what? It wasn't.

No, I did not.
Since we were here,

I just wanted to make sure
you guys didn't...

You know, miss anything.

This guy may be a cop-shooter,

but he knows how to put
together a rumpus room.

No way!

This is an MK367 land mine.

It's Russian black market.

This is hands down
my favorite land mine.

It detonates
not when you step on it,

but when you step off.

Here, listen
for the double click.

Sweet music. And then...

Nothin' but red mist.

Carlton, stop playing
with the evidence.

Shawn, you were never here.

Right.
I'm sorry, you guys,

I don't... I'm just a
little...

I should go check on my dad.

It's for my decorator.
Oh, my God.

This is so cool.

Wait. What?
Hello? The...

Doctor says my dad is
showing slight improvement.

So why do you look unhappy?

Because it sounded like he said

his fiancée
was helping out a lot.

Hey!

Why are we visiting
an offensive establishment?

Because Carp owns it.

No, he does not.

We saw his holdings in his
file. The cops checked him out.

The same cops who told you
to stay off this case.

He pays bills
on this place, Gus.

It means he's connected,
and if he's a silent partner,

what better place to hide out?

Now, come on,
let's go shoot stuff.

Don't ever do that again, Shawn.

Jerry Carp is not hiding
in a woman's bathroom, Shawn.

A little subtlety, please?

Jerry Carp is not a man.

Can I help you, boys?

Well, I certainly hope so.

My name is Shawnese.

This is my partner,
Gurn Blandsten.

Strudle. We are
entrepreneurs from Seattle.

We opened the first blow-dart
party pound-up in Tukwila,

so, clearly,
we know what we're doing.

We'd like to open one of these

up there.
A gun range?

That's right, but for kids.

We'd like the same deal, offensive
stereotype logo, whole shebang.

May we speak
with the owner, Jerry?

Carp?

Well, he's not the owner, and
he doesn't come around much.

Oh, I see.

Well, may we speak
with the owner?

No.
Fair enough.

This is old and ridiculous.
It won't do!

I beg your pardon?
I need something bigger, man!

Maybe something semiautomatic,

something I can shoot
a caribou with.

That's my dream...
Not for sport,

just for their general
superior attitude.

I wouldn't kill one.
No, sir.

Just teach those cocky
bastards a little humility

by grazing it in its horn.

Give me that.
I want to talk to the owner.

Jack don't come out here
unless there's a problem.

Really?

Please do not do this.

Screw you, angry birds!

Wolverine!

Do not go boneless, Shawn.

I demand to speak with Jack!

Yeah, you're gonna have
a hell of a wait.

Ain't no one gonna see
Atwater for a while.

Hold up, hold up.

Jack Atwater?

You know him?

- Jack!
- Who are we chasing?

Jack Atwater, detective who
used to work with my dad.

Yeah, I put him in jail.
Last week.

And why is he gonna talk to us?

Why do you think, Gus?
Anything he says to help out

means less time for him
on the inside.

This guy tried to
kill you last week.

Pretended to try and kill
me. There's a difference.

Trust me.
We need him.

All right, Jack, we're all ears.

Shawn, you got to believe me,

I was just trying
to scare you off.

All right, I did a bad thing.

I tried to hide
that Blue Derby business.

But I never thought Carp
would shoot Henry. I didn't.

I told the D.A. I'll tell everything,
even before you came here.

If it makes me look better
with the judge, so be it.

I just need to know
where Carp is.

He's got a lot of friends,
Shawn. He don't need to go far.

We got a shooter!
Down!

Prisoner is down.
I repeat. Atwater's down.

I've never seen you like this.

Honestly, Jules,
what have I done?

Besides come up with some answers
for this case and not charge you for them?

You are acting impulsively
in a very dangerous way.

You don't see that
this behavior is erratic?

And now our best
witness is dead.

Look, whoever the shooter is, they were
gonna kill Jack whether we were there or not.

And, technically, I had an out.

The shooter's
position was optimal.

It's obviously someone who knew
the area, knew the pickup time.

I'm guessing a local.

Took that shot at 150
yards in a crosswind.

There's only
a few people in town

who can make
something like that,

and, well, I'm standing here.

Nicely done, all.

I mean, Mr. Guster,

you subsequently complimented
and then sold out your friend,

and, Carlton, you just
complimented yourself

on your shooting abilities,

and, O'Hara, you just
implicated yourself

in having knowledge
of Spencer's wrongdoings.

In my defense, Chief,
I am that good,

and there's an anatomically
correct trophy over my toilet

that confirms that fact.

Clear the room, now.

Yes, ma'am.

But not you, Shawn.

There is nothing more dangerous

than having an investigator
who is emotionally involved.

You sure about that?

How about a raccoon with
a discarded malaria sample?

And I'd be crazy to tell
you to go after Jerry Carp.

Yeah, I know that, Chief.

No, you don't.

See, I would be
absolutely crazy to tell you

the closest thing that
we have to a sure thing

to go out there and find
this dirty son of a bitch.

What are you saying, Chief?

You are not to go after Carp.

And we never had
this conversation.

We did.

We didn't.

Shawn, when we were
thrown out of here,

what part of "banned for
life" did you misinterpret?

All of it. I accept the
fact that Shawn Spencer

has been banned for life,
however...

Soupcan Sam
has no such restrictions.

No, no, no, Shawn.

Not only do these people
have guns,

they hand them out
to other people

who hate you for ruining their
"Rules and Regulations" sign.

You're not going in there
with your worst disguise.

Are you kidding me?
This is my best disguise.

Second only to Jaundiced Jimmy,
which I would have gone with

if you hadn't eaten
all the yellow mustard.

Did you make
yourself corn dogs? No.

I rest my case.

I'm just gonna go in there,

act like I need to use the can,

maybe give myself
a little bum bath...

You know, splash, splash,
cheek, cheek, then call it.

Shawn...
Look, bottom line...

I need to see
that Hall of Fame board.

Took the shot
at 150 yards in a crosswind.

There's only a few people in
town who can make that shot.

A gun range?

That's right, but for kids.

Would you like to see my heinie?

Oh, my gosh! You look like
the bird lady from Mary Poppins.

I can't let you
go in there alone.

Gus, I have one beard, one.

What do you suggest we do?

Uh, $10, four chairs...

Clean whistle...
Help myself.

What the hell voice is that?

That's my delivery man,
Satchel, Satchel Gizmo.

He's likeable, so everyone
let's him into places.

He's indecipherable
and constipated.

That's a part of his charm.

His charm is that
he's all stopped up?

He's been married nine times.

How much backstory did
you come up with for this guy?

Oh, right.

Lassie wasn't kidding.
He is that good.

Our friend Jerry is
knee-deep into something bigger, Gus.

We're not just talking
about some bad cop

who was on the take once
20 years ago.

What
are you boys doin' back here?

Hey, Pop.

He's not talking yet.

That's one of the last
things to come back,

so he's writing to communicate.

He's not far from
out of the woods,

but he's coming along
really well,

thanks to his remarkable
little lady here.

I've just been
keeping on talking,

just keepin' him away
from that white light.

Just talk and talk.

You know, just like
this. It keeps him awake.

I will not.
Stop it.

Gus, seriously?

He's not gonna eat it, Shawn.

Listen, Pop, I know
who Jack's shooter is.

He's an old friend of Carp's
named James Earl Vest.

Yeah?
Do you know him?

He's a cop.
Still on the force?

No.

He's a private security guy.

All right, we, uh... Any
idea who he's working for?

"Feed Everyone."
You got it.

He didn't mean it
like that, Gus.

You don't know
what he meant, Shawn.

You hang in there.
We're on this.

Look at you,
all springy and new.

I hope you're ready for the
sponge bath of a lifetime.

Spread the word.

Lovely.

Vest left the force,
not by choice, I might add.

Now he heads up security
for Julian Drake,

whose book title you used
as justification to steal food

from a man on life support.

Why would you give cake to
a man who has feeding tubes?

There he is.

That's him.
That's Vest, the bald guy.

Dollars for donuts, that's the
sniper that killed Jack Atwater.

What's the plan?

Push our way to the front,
disarm him,

force him to turn over Carp,
possibly involve pepper spray.

Can we do something
a little more subtle?

Fine.

Thank you so much for coming.
Thanks.

You want this signed?
Yes, please.

This isn't my book.
Oh, really? My mistake.

This is Everyone Poops.

Except my girlfriend.

Would you make it out
to "Shawn," anyway?

Shawn, the guy who's gonna
bring down Jerry Carp.

Jerry...
Sir, can we have a word?

Yeah, in a minute.

Could you also add that I know
who killed Jack Atwater as well?

I apologize
for the long inscription,

but trust me, it's gonna be
way more powerful this way.

- I'm confused.
- It's not about you, sir.

And let me just say,
I really like your initiative

to nourish the victims of war.

Thank you.
Atwater with an A.

K-I-L-L-E-D Atwater.

That's about enough.

Why?
What are you gonna do?

You gonna shoot me with your
long-range rifle? Isn't that your move?

Or you gonna do it point-blank
style like your buddy Jerry?

Sir, we're gonna have
to talk about this outside.

We're outmanned here, Shawn.

Please, these guys are like
Buckingham Palace guards, Gus.

They can't even
lay a finger on us.

See you soon.

Get in line.

Shawn, you can't
duck me forever.

This is crazy. You are
crazy. You need to stop.

We are in way over our heads.

We have redefined the words
"over our heads."

Over Our Heads,
great title for a movie

about two short guys who
pretend to be one tall guy

in order to get
a basketball scholarship.

Gus, would you relax?

Okay? We just needed to
stir up the hornet's nest a bit.

Carp is gonna make a move,

and I made jerk chicken
apology nachos.

I'm listening, but only
until I finish eating.

Uh-uh, wait a beat.
They're piping hot.

Look, we need to
flush him out, right?

And what do we know?
Well, for one, we know...

Did you hear that?

Yes, I did.

Is that the sound of...

Carp's landmine?

Yes, it is, Gus.

Shawn is going to be
just fine. I'm sure of it.

Then why do you have two
body bags tucked under your arm?

No reason, dear.
No reason at all.

What if I grab them?

Then we'll die.

Uh, we're gonna die
anyway, Shawn.

Okay, listen carefully.

In a few moments, my men will
be coming in to freeze the device.

Once that's been accomplished,

our mobile disposal unit
will enter to remove it.

It is important
that you do not move.

Do you see the removal unit?

No.

But we do see Johnny Five
from the Short Circuit movies.

Just guide us to the general
vicinity, and we'll take over.

Okay, fine.

Go straight.

Just keep going straight.

Slow down. Now turn.

No, no, no.
The other way.

Stop, clamp, and spin.

I'm not sure this is
the correct position.

Clamp and spin, damn it!

Device
disarmed, performing extraction.

Defused and secure.
All clear.

Come on!
Come on! Let's get our guys.

Jelly legs!

I wonder if
their buns are glazed.

Jules, why are you so worried?

Shawn, you're lucky
they were able to defuse that thing.

Now that Carp has gone
after you and your dad,

I'm worried you're gonna go
all Mel Gibson from that movie.

Look, the similarities between
me and Mel's character

end with his washboard abs

and the fact that I have a
black partner who mumbles a lot.

I am off this case, okay?
Relax.

In fact, I'm about to have a
nice breakfast with Gus right now.

I'll call you later.
Big, fat kisses.

Big, fat kisses.

Shawn, you know
this isn't Jethro's,

home of the deep-fried
donut burger.

In fact, this is the warehouse
for Feed Everyone.

Uh, I'm sorry, Gus.
This is my mistake.

But, uh, since we're here...

Might as well take a
look around. What?

Nope. Nope. Nope.

I want to use my out now.

You'd be wise
to hold on to it, Gus.

Remember when the judges
on American Idol used the save

on that blind pianist who
looked like Bruce Hornsby?

Scott MacIntyre wasn't saved.

Well, he should have been.

The man sang
like a sightless angel.

Shawn, I'm pretty sure there are extra
laws against breaking into a charity.

Not when said charity is the headquarters
for the guy who just tried to kill you.

I thought Carp
was the guy going after us.

He is.

Vest must be his trigger man.

He had him pop Jack
before he could squeal,

and then tried to do
the same thing to us.

Here, give me my break-in brick.

I'm not lifting a finger
until I get some nourishment.

The only thing I've had
since those nachos last night

is a box of Pop-Tarts
and a Moons Over My Hammy.

Fine. Here,
have some, uh...

Have some tuna.

That would be like taking food
out of poor people's mouths, Shawn.

They also have peaches.

Oh, I'll eat me some peaches.

Come on.

There's another crate in here.

What...
Break enough glass today?

That dirty, filthy
son of a bitch.

I really like your initiative
to nourish the victims of war.

Thank you.

Drake's not supplying food to war-torn
regions. He's supplying weapons.

No wonder the guy is so rich.

He takes people's donations,
uses 'em to buy guns,

sells 'em off to warlords.

Warlords?

Using the access he has
from his charity.

I'm sick to my stomach.

Yeah, I know, Gus. This is
about as sleazy as it gets.

No, I'm really sick toy stomach.

I think these peaches
are rotten.

Then stop eating them.

I bet you anything Drake's
the one who's protecting Carp.

Why? Because Carp
provides him with his weapons.

How? Through
he and Jack's business.

They just swapped 'em out,
make 'em untraceable.

Can I help you, boys?

Well, I certainly hope so.

We find Drake, we find Carp.

You made a major mistake.

Well, so have you, man.

Wearing loafers with white
socks is a serious no-no.

Freeze!

No, you freeze.

Well, look at this.

It seems we have ourselves
a little Mexican standoff.

It would only be
a Mexican standoff, Shawn,

if you were pointing
a gun at Lassie.

How does that make it
Mexican? I don't know.

Watch it, Mack.

I will throw
this cup of rotten peaches

directly at your face guard
as hard as I can.

I'm FBI.

Bull.

Have a look for yourself.
Check my front pocket.

Guster, check it.
What?

Check it!
What...

It's
all right, man. I got you.

The blazer!

Why would you go low?

How was I supposed to...
Just check it!

Put your gun down.

Why would you go low?

Do you have any idea how long I've
been working undercover for Julian Drake?

And I assure you, had they
known that you were on the job,

they would have backed off.
Mmm...

It's taken us six months to
get a handle on his operations.

Seriously?

It took me all of three hours.

Please, like you know anything.

I know Julian Drake
runs a phony charity

as a front
for his arms business...

Arms that are being supplied
by a Jerry Carp.

Carp is currently
being protected by Drake

somewhere in
Santa Barbara right now.

How am I doin' so far?

Jerry Carp's a low-level player.

We don't give a damn about him.

Well, I don't give a damn
about your soft,

peachy,
Anthony Michael Hall-ish face!

Take a breath. What
is the point of his face?

Chief, please, tell me we're
not gonna listen to that thing.

We don't have a choice.

The FBI now
has jurisdiction here.

Okay, so no one,
I repeat, no one

associated with this department

can now go after Carp
or Drake. Is that clear?

You're going after him,
aren't you?

Come on, Jules,
what do you want from me?

Honesty would be a good
start. I am trying to help you.

Oh, yeah? Then
help me find this guy.

You know I can't do that.

Look, I'm worried about
what could happen to you.

Look, if they fire me,
they fire me.

That's not what
I'm talking about, Shawn.

These are very dangerous people.

Look, I appreciate the
concern, I do, but I got to go.

Are you sure that
Chief Vick said this was okay?

Gus, she simply could
not have been any clearer.

There's Vest.

There's Julian.

Now we're just missing Carp.

Where are you,
you son of a bitch?

I know you're in there
somewhere.

Bingo.

We got him.
We got him!

I'm guessing now is about
the time you'd like to...

Use my out?
Most definitely.

I was gonna say,
"Have some bacon."

There are two strips
of very crisp bacon

that I brought for you
in my bag.

Man, I ate those
a half hour ago.

They were surprisingly crisp.

But what exactly
is the plan here?

What do you think
the plan is, man?

We're gonna barge in there.
We're gonna bust Carp's ass.

And what about the three dudes on
the deck playing cards with Howitzers?

Would you stop
over-thinking this?

It's not going to work unless
you have a surefire way

to take out
three armed dudes, Shawn.

I tied it to the support beam.

What are you doing?
You're acting like a madman.

More like a Lethal Weapon.
What?

I'm about to take out
this balcony.

What?

Shawn, this isn't gonna work!

You hit a speed bump, huh?

Yeah.

Damn German engineering.

- Car's Japanese.
- That's correct.

But, uh, the speed bump
was made in Hamburg.

It's like a little mini
Berlin Wall, old version.

This is gonna take a while.

So what's our next move?

There's no
"our next move," Shawn.

I'm done helping you
go after Carp.

What? What are you
talking about?

I didn't give you an out.
I don't care.

The only reason why
we're not dead right now

is because their card game
ended and they went back inside.

Juliet was definitely
right about you.

What do you mean right
about me? About what?

That you're too emotionally
invested in this case to be involved.

Look, I want nothing more
than to bust Carp,

but if we keep going
on this crazy train,

we're gonna end up
like the Blueberry.

Okay, fine, fine, fine! You
want out? Then get out!

Yes, I will, I will.
You get out!

On second thought,
I'm out of here. Fine.

See ya!
See ya!

Why aren't you leaving?
I don't have a ride.

Get in the car.

All right.

What are you doing here?

Just get in the car.

I hope you ate.
We got a lot of work to do.

All right, Julian and
one of the guards are out of the house.

Now's the time.

You want to go over
the plan again?

Nope. No, I think
I got it.

Look, I'm sorry this is
far as I can take you.

Lassie, you've already done enough
to lose your job and then some.

Plus, you got to think
about Marlowe.

The fact that you guys
still haven't, you know...

I'm not going to have
that conversation with you.

Look, if there's any surprises,
get the hell out of there, okay?

No sweat.

Okay.

Can I ask you something?

If you must.

Why are you helping me, really?

I figured there was nothing on
Earth that was going to stop you

from going after
your dad's shooter.

Right.

I'd do the same thing
if I were in your shoes.

And?

And what? That's it.

You care about me.

Get out of the car.

Your heart hearts me.

Seriously, get out of the car.

All right.

But if you just
said it once aloud,

I promise you'd feel free.

I love you, man.

I

Love you.

Hello, ass-face.

What...

What are you doing here?

I just picked up the Cranberry
and thought I'd swing by

to make sure you weren't
doing something stupid.

What is the Cranberry?

It's the loaner
I got from the shop,

which you're never touching,
by the way.

It's the same car,
but in maroon.

Greatest name ever.

I'm not letting you do whatever
you're about to do, Shawn.

You're gonna
get yourself killed.

No, no, no.
Don't worry.

Lassie helped me draw up a
plan to get in there and nail Carp.

You're taking ideas from Lassie?

Man, you've really
lost your mind.

Seriously, it's pretty sweet.

Here, check out that guard.

That was us.

Look, they ordered Chinese
a little while ago.

We intercepted it, took it
back to the Psych office,

laced it with vomiting agent
called ipecac.

That's why there were random
pieces of orange chicken on your desk?

Oh, come on, Gus,
tell me you didn't.

I'm sorry,
this won't be pretty for you.

Look, man,
I got to initiate phase two.

It involves luring the
guards away from the house.

How?

Lassie planted some
explosives over there in that area.

You're not ready for this.

The Cranberry!

Huh. I guess
he put 'em over there.

Please tell me you have
insurance on that thing.

I guess that's a no.

- What was that?
- Check it out.

Find out what's going on!

Did the power just go out?

I'll check out the panel.

You deal with the fire.
I'm heading back.

Somebody get these
damn lights on.

Evening, Jerry.

Shawn Spencer, I had a
feeling you were coming.

I applaud you for your bravery.

Yeah, I wish I could
return that compliment.

Come on, you're coming with me.

Now, why would
I wanna do something like...

Because if you don't,
I will blow you away.

Now drop it.

Hey, that's my gun.

So you know it works.

Now move.

Think about this, Shawn.
I got a lot of money.

Trust me, Jerry,
you'll need every penny.

Dirty cops are all
the rage at LAMPAC.

That's enough of that.

Julian.

I'll be damned. This is the
second Mexican standoff

I've been a part of today.

I'm not sure you know the
proper meaning of that term.

Drop it.

You're making things very difficult
for me lately. I'm a very busy man.

Oh, I know.

You've got donors to
defraud and wars to worsen

and kittens to drown,

all while moving
your operations to, uh...

Angola.

Yes, I found their government to be a bit
friendlier to people in my line of work.

Yeah, well, unless you're
leaving in the next hour,

you're still totally screwed.

I'm betting there's a team of
FBI agents headed here right now.

Really?
Did you tip them off?

No, but I know who did.

Does he look like that guy?

I'm afraid
the cavalry isn't coming.

You're right.

I don't know what
a Mexican standoff is.

Hey!

I didn't think
you had that in you.

Really?

The man's a writer from England.

You know, Shawn, I used to think
you were different from your dad.

But you're not, you're both
stubborn, and you're both stupid,

and you don't know when to quit.

I'll quit when you're
behind bars. Or dead.

I honestly don't have a
preference at this point, Jerry.

Goodbye, Shawn.

Jules!

Are you okay?
Never better.

How can I possibly
thank you for this one?

Get down on your knees.

I kind of meant that
rhetorically.

I've got
the greatest girlfriend ever.

Jules.

I got to tell you,
shooting Jerry Carp

is easily the most romantic thing
anyone has ever done for me.

Well, I kind of figured
the whole couples massage

followed by a home-cooked
meal thing was a little played out.

Well...

So do you feel better
now that you got Carp?

I certainly
don't feel any worse.

Didn't make my dad any better.

Just remember, you're not
going through this alone, okay?

So the next time you
decide to risk your life,

remember that there's someone
that loves you who's worried sick.

I know.

Gus.

I kid, I kid.

Oh, but I love you!

What is it?
My dad's doctor.

He says I need to get
down there ASAP.

What?

Hey, what's going on?
Is he all right?

He's more than all right.
His vitals have all stabilized.

He's gonna make it.

I was just telling
the nice doctor here

that this tragedy has actually
brought our family closer together.

Wouldn't you agree, Juliet?

Who is that?
I'll explain later.

You're just in time, actually.

I was just about to
remove his tubes.

He'll be able to
speak momentarily.

Thank you for making
our Shawn so happy.

You're welcome?

Dad, speak.

Chelsea, you're a sweet girl,
who probably has a lot to offer,

but I'm a bit older than you
and in a different place in my life,

so I appreciate the support,

but we should part our ways and
never, ever see each other again.

So please don't take this
personally. It's me, not you.

But mostly you.

He's back.

Papa, let's make a baby.

I hear you. I
just... I'm just sayin', Pop.

I think you could do a lot worse

than a considerably younger
blond with boundless energy,

who doesn't mind
giving sponge baths.

Pass.

Listening to that cackle for the last
two days was worse than being shot.

It's shrill.

Well...

In any case, it's good
to hear your voice again.

Thanks.

You know that you're an idiot
for going after Carp like that?

Of all the stupid, boneheaded...

You know what? I take
back what I just said.

Nurse, can we get
some more tubes in here?

They don't have to be
fresh tubes.

Hey.

I'm just happy that you're safe.

Right back at you.

Yeah, you need
to get some sleep.

Woody, he's sleeping.

For now.

I'll just hang out a bit.

I know, you know
That I'm not telling the truth

I know, you know
They just don't have any proof

Embrace the deception
Learn how to bend

Your worst inhibitions tend
to psych you out in the end

I know, you know