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Exactly. Well, angry women.
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And apparently some people's number
changes based on their menstrual cycle.
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Of course it does.
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Of course it does.
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Of course it does. That's just what we
want in our Redguard matriarchy.
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Isn't it? The Red Guard love being
judged by their military. It's not a
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judgment. It's a matter of survival,
isn't it? It's a matter of not poking
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bear at the wrong moment, where you
might actually fly directly into the
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Is that what it's about?
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I'm not even
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on the crazy scale. Why
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is she not on it? How
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offensive.
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Very, very offensive.
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Really? No Mrs. it's not that I don't
want you to go through this yet!
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Oh don't let me! When Mrs. Scarlett is
not lower than you on this scale. I'm
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lower than you because?
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Because you're not that crazy Mrs.
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It's not healthy is it really?
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I think it's healthy matters.
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It's not healthy matters.
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Oh dear!
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I'm not cruising.
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I don't know about that.
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We need some... I need symmetry in my
lines.
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Sorry.
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Lovely, tacky. It's like charcoal,
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that bottom.
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Beautiful.
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Charcoal is beautiful.
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And are you on the green skin?
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I am.
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I wonder how I've changed.
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I name my number, or I name what it was.
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I wonder if it's changed at this point.
Has it changed?
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It's got a lot better now.
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Has it?
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Yeah, I guess it's got a lot better.
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I think it's slightly wrong because I'm
not even on there. You're not even on
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there. It's quite bad.
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I'll have to do it one more time.
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Is the rubber paddle maybe on?
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Would that be crazy to do?
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They're not crazy.
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Is Jerry's hide stronger than Hippo's
hide? Aww.
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Aren't you so glad your friend likes
treating me to all these beautiful,
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important... Well, my friend is greedy,
definitely.
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There's no bagels on me.
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Wow. This is extremely... vicious.
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That is going to really hurt.
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I don't think you forget, apparently it
would take
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the head off a snake in one hit.
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That's what they do when they're
controlling their livestock.
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We do have a head.
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Not a snake.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Just kick it straight on.
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That's pretty impressive.
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So I'm wondering, are you on the crazy
scale?
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Because maybe you'd have to be crazy.
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No, I just am not actually. You haven't
placed yourself, it's on your own. Ah,
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it's just women.
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Well, the other thing is how, Jerry?
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It would not be fair to just oneself.
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So, it's just, Jerry likes to think that
the carpet beater, I think, is
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an effeminate instrument.
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Of course. It's weak.
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Of course.
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It breaks.
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Okay.
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It's something he can beat.
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and win.
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It will never destroy him.
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It's associated with housework isn't it?
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Do you know what housework is associated
with?
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A dirty little rope.
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They need all the filth eating out of
them.
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Housework is associated to me.
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I actually think that's very robust.
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Now if it happens to not be, I have my
Edwardian cat eye in place.
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It also covers such a wide surface area.
One of the reasons I love them is
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because it's just a full on...
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My dick keeps crawling down my shirt,
but I'm just going to remove the
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item. I hope it's not the distraction
from the pain.
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I have to make the pain higher, don't
we?
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It's just girly.
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Impolite, isn't it?
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And apparently...
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labeling things as girly, don't we,
computer games?
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It's a little bit wet.
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I wonder what's on it.
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Maybe we'll think about it before we
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start talking about our week.
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What were we under?
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12 stone.
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12 stone? Is that the line?
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That is just a guide.
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Another guide.
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A guide to what?
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Another guide.
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Worthfulness? Attractiveness?
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No, no. No?
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No. Whether we're a man or a child. You
don't want all the stones.
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Who knows it? We could just worry about
it.
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You've slid down a lot in this room.
Being at the bottom is good.
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Oh, the bottom is good?
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Oh, so being not honest at all, the
highest honour.
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Yeah, well, it depends where.
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I'm not talking your way out of this, my
boy.
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You are not.
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It must be the top of that crazy field
that you invented it in the first place.
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It was born of craziness.
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There was a lot of craziness about it at
the time.
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Well,
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I don't have a golden one, but I do have
a small one.
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I don't know what has to happen actually
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You're cool, Smith -Smith.
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