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Male subject, come in here.

So, we've been hearing about some accusations.

Accusations?

Oh, you think that's funny?

I always, always think it's funny. Oh, does it?

Really problematic accusations.

I've got a question to ask you, ma 'am.

Yes?

Whereabouts on the Dom Crazyscaler have you been placed?

Do you know your number?

No, I don't. Do you not?

That surprises me.

Have we not introduced Mrs Scarlet to the Dom Crazyscaler? I haven't discussed

the Dom Crazyscaler with Mrs Scarlet. Have we not? How about we paint a pew

discuss it with her?

That would be very interesting to find out what I've missed.

I know my placement, but it does change apparently.

It's situational, according to whether he's strapped over a bench or not.

According to his lofty opinion that we should, you know,

be aware of.

It's just a gate.

A gate for you or a gate for us?

Gay for men?

Gay for men. Gay for loyal subjects.

Oh, a loyal subject. I didn't think we'd use such a guy.

It's handy.

I wonder how far up the scale we might go in the next two hours.

Should we find out?

Do you want to find out how crazy I am?

Do you want to find out how crazy I am, boy?

Maybe.

It's been dormant for a while.

What, the scale?

Yeah. Yeah?

Do you know what's funny? It's the least it hasn't been.

The least it's not been dormant for a while.

I understand.

Well, I'm interested to find out how it compares to where you've

been playing.

I don't know.

I don't know.

You know, because of interview factors.

That's what I'm asking.

Which one is crazier?

and enjoy it.

I guess if you've got a life it would be really crazy.

They don't feel like you need to prove anything.

No!

We would never let our egos get in the way of such things.

I'm sure that we will have much fun

discovering where

about on this very significant scale we belong.

Quite curious, in fact.

Yeah. Because, I don't know, if you're higher than me, I don't know if that

means that I'm going to have to be a little bit crazy.

Or is it higher better or lower better? I don't know.

And I've never known a scale more representative of a patriarchal system I

in that choice.

I don't know.

Should we really smash the patriarchy today?

Should we smash the patriarchy? I think so.

There is no space in the Red Guard's matriarchy system

for such things.

Maybe this one needs to find out where it's located.

So we're not up for a piece of meat today?

No.

Yeah, a gag might be useful.

Costly speech.

Expensive mistakes.

Those kinds of things we can discuss.

Free speech, not so much.

No.

Yeah.

No. Lots of free advice for you, though.

Free advice?

Yeah.

I need to pick one. I need to pick one for you.

Where should we start?

Well... I think just a cold caning would be crazy, Gail.

Yeah, I mean, I don't think you'd have to be crazy to get a cold caning,

wouldn't you? Yeah, that's all right. Really psycho, no warm -up. No warm -up,

no limit.

Full force from the start. No safety words.

Yeah. No ability to make anything stop at any point.

That would be ranking high on that good old crazy scale.

That shit crazy.

Yes. That shit crazy. I think that's it.

I might introduce you to my new favourite.

Oh, let's do that.

That's the Golden Prison, which is denser and harder and nastier.

Just all together more of a cave than other caves.

More of everything.

More of everything.

Yeah, let's do more of everything. We have a reformatory and a prison.

Oh yeah, I like that.

Beautiful colour.

Lovely.

That's going to really, really hurt them.

Yeah, that's going to really, really... I'm going to enjoy that.

That's just going to make me go even harder.

Yeah, that's shit crazy. I like that.

Yeah, good luck I think.

I wonder if you can tell who's caning him based on his crate scale of

Maybe we can play a game.

See if we can tell.

Should we blindfold him?

Where, who from this cane mark and your crazy scale relative

to it, who is hurting Jerry?

Who's that?

Can't we tell?

I know, I couldn't miss this.

Can you look for your eyes, please?

I can't

believe

I died.

It's not as good as possible.

Might have to take it in turns, yeah.

It's not with, uh... Yes, Joey!

Ditching them now.

It's beautiful, isn't it? It's a really beautiful mark.

Oh, can I try that?

Absolutely. My pleasure.

I'm going to get some of them on the other side.

I do believe he finds the size quite crazy.

I didn't get my feel then, but when it goes awry, it's not

fashion spying is it Jerry?

Do you appreciate it? Are you appreciating it right now?

Where

am

I on the crazy scale right now?

That's a nice colour.

Beautiful. Yeah.

I love it.

I love it. The stitching's stunning.

It's so pretty.

We need like a little flower. Is that a flower, Angela? When you get

them...

I'm not going to lose on an extruded scale.

Don't say it.

But we're using at the same

level, is that what you're telling us?

It's not a matter of losing.

I'm so glad we've got a man to tell us how crazy we are. I mean, people walking

around not knowing ourselves.

It's so good that they've thought up something like that.

I often feel like... to invite everyone I've heard mentioned into one room and

to let them know what their numbers are.

How many people is that?

I've heard at least five names mentioned.

There's twelve on the list that the woman mentioned.

Twelve. I knew there would be people that have not been confided to me.

I know.