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620, give me that job on Morgan.

This is a very easy, straightforward process. You know, we've just seen you

of running around a lot of stores rapidly and stuff like that.

Right, I was shopping.

You okay?

I'm good. I'm making sure my baby is good.

I'm worried about her waking up.

Okay, that's fine.

We're going to have you fill us out. We're going to do a couple things. Very

routine things.

Nothing to worry about. You kept going and setting off alarms. Nothing right,

nothing right, nothing right.

Maybe you should check your alarms and not interrogate your customers.

Customers, customers.

That's why I wanted to ask you. What did you actually purchase today?

Is it illegal to not purchase something? Maybe I didn't find what I wanted. I

don't know.

Do you own any drugs or alcohol?

No. Okay, just want to check, just want to make sure.

All right, so just simply things.

Simple, simple, simple.

I'm just going to need you.

I'm not going to steal your baby, okay? I don't know why you keep holding it.

I don't know. It's fine.

You know what I mean?

All right, very simple things.

I just need you to write down your information here.

Oh, did I?

What? Yeah.

Deep sleeper.

But wakes up really promptly, so I'll get out of here fast and get out of your

hair. Cool.

Wow, it sleeps pretty well.

Are you trying to wake up my baby?

No, I'm just clumsy. Just absolutely clumsy, you know?

Clumsy, I have this thing with my hand, you know?

I'm going to do this fucking thing. Oh, now I remember.

There you are.

Okay, well, I haven't really... Oh.

I'll line you up. You know, once you have step four right here, I want to

sure you... Maybe we'll figure out what was setting the alarms off. Maybe it's

just some piece of metal off. Right, right, right. Do you have a metal plane

your head?

No, you sure act like you do. How many times did I tell you legs apart, Diddy?

I'm going to take a step back.

I don't want you running out trying to do anything funny, okay?

Stay there.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Looks like you're sending off alarms. Face forward, face

forward.

Hey, something's going on here.

We'll have to take a look at that later.

Hey, straightforward.

What are you doing?

Oh, my God.

What's that?

You don't go anywhere.

There's probably somebody in a baby seat in the store.

I didn't do that.

You got a fucked up baby, lady.

That wasn't me.

There's got to be 50 grand over here. Jesus.

That's not my money.

That's not your money? Yeah, I bet you that's not your money. You got to go and

get them. Go out into the store.

I already got them.

If I have to say, listen, lady, one more goddamn time, I'm going to get a new

job. I didn't do it.

The rule is, once it's hard, it can't go soft.

Yes.

We're going to make a beautiful child.

Do you think it would come out with short hair?

Holy shit.

Making babies is fun.

Why are you breaking my things?

Why are you breaking all my things?

I got you there, lady.

It's like a masturbating with no hands.

Come down here.

Oh, shit.

Hold it still.

Wait,

wait, wait. Don't wipe that off.

I want one final word piece.

One for me.

Yes.

Yes. Hey, I wasn't done yet.

Come over here.