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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,630 --> 00:00:06,210 Not you again, what are you doing? 2 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:40,620 Yeah, 3 00:00:41,260 --> 00:00:42,560 but you've got the other hand, won't you? 4 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:46,900 No. 5 00:00:51,900 --> 00:00:53,700 Oh, you don't know from here, we're already coming? 6 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:54,939 I don't know. 7 00:00:54,940 --> 00:00:55,940 Oh. 8 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:59,080 I'm ready. 9 00:00:59,340 --> 00:01:01,100 No, you can't. Let me just start. 10 00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:03,060 I just thought you'd just start. 11 00:01:04,510 --> 00:01:07,150 And you start just walking from there. 12 00:01:07,670 --> 00:01:11,910 You can't walk from there because I walk from over there. They don't know where 13 00:01:11,910 --> 00:01:13,470 to walk. You don't even take it off yet. 14 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:17,890 No, I don't. We don't take it off. 15 00:01:18,590 --> 00:01:23,990 So if I just start... So I'll come from over here? 16 00:01:24,390 --> 00:01:26,290 Yeah, if I just start sitting in the chair maybe. 17 00:01:27,770 --> 00:01:29,150 And you put that around me. 18 00:01:29,630 --> 00:01:30,890 You just put the chair down. 19 00:01:32,190 --> 00:01:33,390 I'll show you how to do that. 20 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:42,400 Do you have any sexual feelings? 21 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:51,880 Do 22 00:01:51,880 --> 00:02:00,280 you 23 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,400 have any sexual feelings? 24 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:07,400 You can't just come to my house like this and sit next to me like that. 25 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:08,780 Why not? 26 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:12,240 Because you can't. It's a very friendly thing to do. 27 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,720 I've never heard of a native doing that before. 28 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:18,500 Oh wow, you've never had natives like me before. 29 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,180 You can't stay here, you're going to have to go to a mistress. 30 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:24,240 Where's a mistress? 31 00:02:24,380 --> 00:02:25,780 I'm fighting one of you, can't I? 32 00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:28,220 Because I can't say it. 33 00:02:28,460 --> 00:02:29,800 Mistress. Mistress. 34 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:31,640 Just say the other half. 35 00:02:32,180 --> 00:02:33,180 Okay, alright then. 36 00:02:33,380 --> 00:02:34,380 Sounds good. 37 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:43,220 so when you when you you say that then i do things yeah you don't do anything 38 00:02:43,220 --> 00:02:47,740 yet because there's no physical contact here what even though you tell me to go 39 00:02:47,740 --> 00:02:49,240 yeah because 40 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:57,400 it's 41 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:01,820 a 42 00:03:01,820 --> 00:03:04,660 different thing 43 00:03:07,530 --> 00:03:09,110 Yes, that's right, I came round today. 44 00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:14,090 It's not a long way. It's a home visit. Sorry, not dramatic. 45 00:03:14,470 --> 00:03:15,470 It's a long moment. 46 00:03:15,690 --> 00:03:18,850 Well, you did come a long way, didn't you? Oh, look, my pants have come off. 47 00:03:19,050 --> 00:03:20,050 Let me see it. 48 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:21,950 Let me see it, let me see it. 49 00:03:22,650 --> 00:03:24,150 What are we going to do now? 50 00:03:24,730 --> 00:03:25,730 I don't know. 51 00:03:25,910 --> 00:03:27,190 What are we going to do? 52 00:03:27,910 --> 00:03:29,770 I don't know. 53 00:04:03,740 --> 00:04:07,120 roughly yeah a bit back back back towards that 54 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:09,980 Yeah, in the middle, I'll do, yeah. 55 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:18,220 Well, haven't you got to be going? 56 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:23,720 No. No? No, next appointment isn't until five o 'clock. 57 00:04:24,060 --> 00:04:26,320 Really? That's plenty of time for you. 58 00:04:26,780 --> 00:04:29,160 Plenty of time to catch up. Yeah. 59 00:04:29,860 --> 00:04:31,260 Yeah, do you like talking? 60 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:32,920 I do like talking. 61 00:04:39,630 --> 00:04:40,630 All right, thank you. 62 00:04:51,430 --> 00:04:52,830 Scott, can you go inside first? Hang on. 63 00:04:53,730 --> 00:04:59,230 Yeah, when I come in for your team, you look, and I'll go... Yeah, okay. 64 00:04:59,490 --> 00:05:00,870 Do you want me to come downstairs? Yeah, 65 00:05:01,990 --> 00:05:04,370 that's a good idea. Come downstairs and I'll just go out on the road. 66 00:05:20,590 --> 00:05:21,590 No, I'm sorry. 67 00:05:24,230 --> 00:05:26,430 It's because you've got your feet, your toes bent. 68 00:05:27,450 --> 00:05:28,970 It's my calf muscles. 69 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:32,230 It isn't my calf muscles, but I mean, there's obviously that in there. 70 00:05:33,970 --> 00:05:34,970 July. 71 00:05:35,410 --> 00:05:36,410 Like. 72 00:05:36,910 --> 00:05:37,910 Beck. 73 00:05:39,170 --> 00:05:40,210 There it is. 74 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:41,470 It's not working. 75 00:05:42,650 --> 00:05:44,250 What can you do? 76 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:52,760 I can't do it, it's so funny. 77 00:05:55,380 --> 00:05:58,660 I guess we're going to stop. 78 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:02,860 Piss off now. Just piss off. There's no way to speak to a lady like that. 79 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:04,400 Oh, man. 80 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:07,800 Honestly. I'm having a bit of a treat about this. Just go. 81 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,680 You know, I'm sure you've got more things to do. 82 00:06:13,420 --> 00:06:14,420 Piss off. 83 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,800 Oh, jeez. 84 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:26,060 Are you sure it won't bother you to, you know, back off now? 85 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,140 Off. Are you sure? 86 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:29,360 Yes. 87 00:06:30,020 --> 00:06:31,020 Off. 88 00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:56,630 I don't know what I'm talking about really. 89 00:07:02,530 --> 00:07:06,730 I think you've got to go on and on and on and then get more personal in it. 90 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:13,250 We're live. 91 00:07:14,470 --> 00:07:15,470 Fuck. 92 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,230 That was so funny. 93 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,540 It's cold isn't it? 94 00:07:51,860 --> 00:07:52,860 Yeah. 95 00:07:58,510 --> 00:07:59,510 Can you feel the heat? 96 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:01,350 Yeah, you've got powerful legs. 97 00:08:06,410 --> 00:08:13,290 That's crazy. 98 00:08:15,450 --> 00:08:18,290 Like I say, I'm hot so I don't need to use hot sun. 99 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,470 okay we'll just go from there 100 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,320 I'm trying to get rid of this. 101 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,440 How are we going to get warm? 102 00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:30,460 Ridiculous. 103 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:43,980 your grey jacket which is all the way down there you have to put your big 104 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:50,460 on and then do it yeah but they're gonna they're gonna flap in front of 105 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:57,460 everything you think i have to put up with this all the time so 106 00:09:57,460 --> 00:10:03,900 you can put up one video it's gonna be hard because it's cold okay 107 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:33,030 It's very hard to teach me how to curl my hair and how to lengthen it up and 108 00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:37,650 try to be an Essex person. 109 00:10:37,990 --> 00:10:43,550 I get going from being Essex to cute and then I'm so much more. 110 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,010 we've got a couple of them 111 00:11:18,739 --> 00:11:20,500 This is your bathroom, isn't it? 112 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,160 Yes, it is. 113 00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:27,200 You're sitting there like a titty. 114 00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:35,240 I wanted to say, okay, so let's play an edging game. 115 00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:37,540 Right, just roll with it. 116 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,280 Yeah, we could say that I was good and not really know what you're doing. 117 00:11:42,820 --> 00:11:43,820 Can't we? Okay. 118 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:47,540 yeah is it or not okay we'll just we'll just roll it and just carry on with it 119 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,800 so i'll just say let's play a game yeah 120 00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:14,140 I've got to work out how to start the video. 121 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,980 I knew you got the K in there. You did. 122 00:12:30,780 --> 00:12:35,400 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 123 00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:39,140 As soon as it's gone in, it's over. 124 00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:46,920 You roll that one and you call me that number of times. 125 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:48,640 One. 126 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:54,920 Okay. 127 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,100 You just blow off! 128 00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:58,380 Go away! 129 00:12:58,860 --> 00:12:59,860 I'll stop the note! 130 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,000 Let's just do it again. 131 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:03,320 Okay. 132 00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:19,220 12. 133 00:14:23,850 --> 00:14:27,530 I think it's time to go now. No, I don't want to go. Yeah. 134 00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:29,569 Come on. 135 00:14:29,570 --> 00:14:30,630 No. Yeah. 136 00:14:31,650 --> 00:14:33,010 Come on, time to go. 137 00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:34,210 I don't want to go. 138 00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:35,610 Time to go. 139 00:14:35,690 --> 00:14:36,690 No. Come on. 140 00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:41,970 Come on, you've got to go. You've literally got, like, you've got, I don't 141 00:14:41,970 --> 00:14:45,530 what time it is, I haven't got a watch on, but I think you've only got a few 142 00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:48,890 minutes left before you're going to have to go. Come on. Come on. 143 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,000 I'll come and see you tomorrow. 144 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,940 Come. I promise, yeah. 145 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,520 Okay? 146 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:08,560 I'm sorry, 147 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,120 your necklace was on the edge of the bed. 148 00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:13,360 Alright, this one's for storage. 149 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,380 This one, alright. 150 00:15:33,449 --> 00:15:35,590 yeah i don't know 151 00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:11,780 Then I can put the glue back on there. 152 00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:20,300 Are you going in the other office? 153 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,420 Yeah, whatever. 154 00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:51,730 No, don't put it in there! 155 00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:56,230 Just put it in the lemon kitchen bin, if not you just can't flush it. 156 00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:21,220 You have to double flush it. 157 00:17:56,620 --> 00:18:02,760 It's after you touched my doodah you wrote your fingers on the carpet. 158 00:18:04,820 --> 00:18:05,820 Why? 159 00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:20,050 I don't think nothing will notice it when we move in there. 160 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:49,910 Can we get that? 161 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,310 Well, from 3 to 4, I don't know. 162 00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:57,430 I just thought I'd do it after 9. 163 00:18:57,730 --> 00:19:01,610 I mean, you could say I didn't feel because I didn't want to get the light 164 00:19:01,610 --> 00:19:02,670 before I came back. 11020

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