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Not you again, what are you doing?

Yeah,

but you've got the other hand, won't you?

No.

Oh, you don't know from here, we're already coming?

I don't know.

Oh.

I'm ready.

No, you can't. Let me just start.

I just thought you'd just start.

And you start just walking from there.

You can't walk from there because I walk from over there. They don't know where

to walk. You don't even take it off yet.

No, I don't. We don't take it off.

So if I just start... So I'll come from over here?

Yeah, if I just start sitting in the chair maybe.

And you put that around me.

You just put the chair down.

I'll show you how to do that.

Do you have any sexual feelings?

Do

you

have any sexual feelings?

You can't just come to my house like this and sit next to me like that.

Why not?

Because you can't. It's a very friendly thing to do.

I've never heard of a native doing that before.

Oh wow, you've never had natives like me before.

You can't stay here, you're going to have to go to a mistress.

Where's a mistress?

I'm fighting one of you, can't I?

Because I can't say it.

Mistress. Mistress.

Just say the other half.

Okay, alright then.

Sounds good.

so when you when you you say that then i do things yeah you don't do anything

yet because there's no physical contact here what even though you tell me to go

yeah because

it's

a

different thing

Yes, that's right, I came round today.

It's not a long way. It's a home visit. Sorry, not dramatic.

It's a long moment.

Well, you did come a long way, didn't you? Oh, look, my pants have come off.

Let me see it.

Let me see it, let me see it.

What are we going to do now?

I don't know.

What are we going to do?

I don't know.

roughly yeah a bit back back back towards that

Yeah, in the middle, I'll do, yeah.

Well, haven't you got to be going?

No. No? No, next appointment isn't until five o 'clock.

Really? That's plenty of time for you.

Plenty of time to catch up. Yeah.

Yeah, do you like talking?

I do like talking.

All right, thank you.

Scott, can you go inside first? Hang on.

Yeah, when I come in for your team, you look, and I'll go... Yeah, okay.

Do you want me to come downstairs? Yeah,

that's a good idea. Come downstairs and I'll just go out on the road.

No, I'm sorry.

It's because you've got your feet, your toes bent.

It's my calf muscles.

It isn't my calf muscles, but I mean, there's obviously that in there.

July.

Like.

Beck.

There it is.

It's not working.

What can you do?

I can't do it, it's so funny.

I guess we're going to stop.

Piss off now. Just piss off. There's no way to speak to a lady like that.

Oh, man.

Honestly. I'm having a bit of a treat about this. Just go.

You know, I'm sure you've got more things to do.

Piss off.

Oh, jeez.

Are you sure it won't bother you to, you know, back off now?

Off. Are you sure?

Yes.

Off.

I don't know what I'm talking about really.

I think you've got to go on and on and on and then get more personal in it.

We're live.

Fuck.

That was so funny.

It's cold isn't it?

Yeah.

Can you feel the heat?

Yeah, you've got powerful legs.

That's crazy.

Like I say, I'm hot so I don't need to use hot sun.

okay we'll just go from there

I'm trying to get rid of this.

How are we going to get warm?

Ridiculous.

your grey jacket which is all the way down there you have to put your big

on and then do it yeah but they're gonna they're gonna flap in front of

everything you think i have to put up with this all the time so

you can put up one video it's gonna be hard because it's cold okay

It's very hard to teach me how to curl my hair and how to lengthen it up and

try to be an Essex person.

I get going from being Essex to cute and then I'm so much more.

we've got a couple of them

This is your bathroom, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

You're sitting there like a titty.

I wanted to say, okay, so let's play an edging game.

Right, just roll with it.

Yeah, we could say that I was good and not really know what you're doing.

Can't we? Okay.

yeah is it or not okay we'll just we'll just roll it and just carry on with it

so i'll just say let's play a game yeah

I've got to work out how to start the video.

I knew you got the K in there. You did.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

As soon as it's gone in, it's over.

You roll that one and you call me that number of times.

One.

Okay.

You just blow off!

Go away!

I'll stop the note!

Let's just do it again.

Okay.

12.

I think it's time to go now. No, I don't want to go. Yeah.

Come on.

No. Yeah.

Come on, time to go.

I don't want to go.

Time to go.

No. Come on.

Come on, you've got to go. You've literally got, like, you've got, I don't

what time it is, I haven't got a watch on, but I think you've only got a few

minutes left before you're going to have to go. Come on. Come on.

I'll come and see you tomorrow.

Come. I promise, yeah.

Okay?

I'm sorry,

your necklace was on the edge of the bed.

Alright, this one's for storage.

This one, alright.

yeah i don't know

Then I can put the glue back on there.

Are you going in the other office?

Yeah, whatever.

No, don't put it in there!

Just put it in the lemon kitchen bin, if not you just can't flush it.

You have to double flush it.

It's after you touched my doodah you wrote your fingers on the carpet.

Why?

I don't think nothing will notice it when we move in there.

Can we get that?

Well, from 3 to 4, I don't know.

I just thought I'd do it after 9.

I mean, you could say I didn't feel because I didn't want to get the light

before I came back.