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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:21,260 I can't believe you made all my favorite things for breakfast. 2 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:22,940 Thank you so much. Oh, 3 00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:25,280 you're welcome, dear. 4 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:30,720 I'm just happy that you're spending the weekend with us, my favorite step 5 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:31,720 -grandson. 6 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:37,840 Oh, not that I'm not happy either, but what is this damn grandparents' day 7 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:41,540 It's like some marketing trap, if you ask me. 8 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:44,540 Stop with your complaining, okay? 9 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,440 Don't mind him, honey. 10 00:00:47,950 --> 00:00:51,890 He's just, you know, upset these days because all the Medicaid cuts. 11 00:00:52,270 --> 00:00:56,310 He's kind of off his medicine, and one of them is the wiener medicine. 12 00:00:57,670 --> 00:00:59,790 So, you know. 13 00:01:00,390 --> 00:01:01,550 What did you just say? 14 00:01:01,790 --> 00:01:08,770 Oh, nothing. Just be happy that your step -grandson, who's so handsome, wants 15 00:01:08,770 --> 00:01:10,010 to spend time with us. 16 00:01:10,290 --> 00:01:13,770 Yeah. Oh, I'm happy about that. Good. 17 00:01:14,370 --> 00:01:16,590 In fact, there's something I'd like to talk to you about. 18 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:22,680 You know, I think that that's a good idea, and I'll just leave you guys to 19 00:01:23,780 --> 00:01:28,800 You know, 20 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:35,800 I'm excited about my garden in the backyard. And the soil 21 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:41,340 is just prime ready, because it's been raining for so long. And it's going to 22 00:01:41,340 --> 00:01:44,580 great, because what I have planned is... 23 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,620 A crop of cucumbers. 24 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:50,680 I got it all set up. It's going to be great. I got it all cordoned off. You 25 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,900 know, the rabbits are kind of problematic, though. The rabbits, they 26 00:01:53,900 --> 00:01:57,980 they start chewing at the damn stalks and the roots. 27 00:01:58,260 --> 00:02:00,400 And the next thing you know, I got problems. 28 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:05,280 And I just, I'm not going to have that because my cucumbers are important to 29 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:09,240 And we're going to have a great harvest of cucumbers this year. And it's going 30 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:10,240 to be just awesome. 31 00:02:10,820 --> 00:02:12,500 And, you know, I can't. 32 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:19,620 You know, she wants me to grow the big cucumbers because she, you know, you can 33 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:22,880 imagine what she wants to do with them big cucumbers. Yeah, definitely. 34 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,080 Cucumbers, right. 35 00:02:25,380 --> 00:02:26,380 Exactly. 36 00:02:29,940 --> 00:02:32,680 Pronounce that. What is that? 37 00:02:34,260 --> 00:02:35,260 Big cucumbers. 38 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:37,900 She gets all excited. 39 00:02:38,460 --> 00:02:40,800 Next thing you know, she wants me to start doing carrots. 40 00:02:42,190 --> 00:02:46,350 That's what you make pickles with, right? Yeah, that's really all a damn 41 00:02:46,350 --> 00:02:47,450 is, is just a cucumber. 42 00:02:49,410 --> 00:02:51,390 So, right here. 43 00:02:56,630 --> 00:02:57,509 That's it. 44 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:00,310 Small cucumber. 45 00:03:05,630 --> 00:03:06,630 Yep. 46 00:03:07,090 --> 00:03:08,090 I don't understand. 47 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:14,040 You would think she'd be excited about me, but no. 48 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:21,520 She wants to, you know, wants me to grow pickles and 49 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:25,080 cucumbers and carrots and that kind of thing, you know, it's going to be just, 50 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:32,240 it's hard, it's hard to, you know, once upon a time, I was her, like, you 51 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:37,000 know, her guy, you know, she'd look at me and call me sexy. 52 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,160 You know, she said, 53 00:03:41,450 --> 00:03:46,490 I still think she thinks I'm hot because every time I walk by her, she'd go, 54 00:03:46,590 --> 00:03:47,590 what an ass. 55 00:03:48,550 --> 00:03:49,550 Look at that ass. 56 00:03:49,910 --> 00:03:52,590 I think my ass is pretty good, you know. 57 00:03:54,950 --> 00:03:56,090 I don't know, you know. 58 00:03:59,470 --> 00:04:00,890 Noticing my ass after that. 59 00:04:01,150 --> 00:04:08,090 I haven't had as much, you know, exercise as I could get these days. 60 00:04:08,130 --> 00:04:09,170 It's tough, you know. 61 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:12,260 Once you get up there in age, you know, you'll find out. 62 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:17,800 Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. It's going to be, you know, 63 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:19,700 almost. 64 00:04:22,980 --> 00:04:23,980 I don't know. 65 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:28,080 Sometimes it's hard to satisfy your grandma, you know. 66 00:04:30,540 --> 00:04:31,540 Yeah, definitely. 67 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,720 Yeah, I mean, she's just. 68 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:36,660 Oh, God, yeah. 69 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,450 Yeah. Oh. 70 00:04:41,590 --> 00:04:48,550 She's a tough one sometimes. You know, she's really, uh... She's a 71 00:04:48,550 --> 00:04:50,150 stickler, you know. She likes her stuff. 72 00:04:52,770 --> 00:04:58,110 But, you know, what am I supposed to do, right? Try to keep her happy after all 73 00:04:58,110 --> 00:04:59,110 these years. 74 00:04:59,170 --> 00:05:01,570 Yeah. Definitely gotta keep me more happy. 75 00:05:01,850 --> 00:05:02,990 Yeah, you know what I mean? 76 00:05:05,370 --> 00:05:06,750 But, what are you gonna do? 77 00:05:07,830 --> 00:05:09,750 Sometimes. What was I even saying? 78 00:05:10,550 --> 00:05:12,010 What was I talking about? 79 00:05:12,910 --> 00:05:17,750 I don't know, Pop -Pop, but... What was I... You definitely teach me a lot. 80 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:22,950 Yeah, yeah, you should keep your ears peeled, because... Yeah, you know, old 81 00:05:22,950 --> 00:05:23,929 people have wisdom. 82 00:05:23,930 --> 00:05:27,790 And the aliens are coming, so... Um, right, yeah. 83 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:31,050 Oh... Ha! 84 00:05:33,170 --> 00:05:37,850 This is not... The right milk? I mean... 85 00:05:38,530 --> 00:05:41,330 You didn't. Oh, you wouldn't feel that. I wouldn't feel that. 86 00:05:41,610 --> 00:05:43,010 Honey, I think I got some. 87 00:05:44,090 --> 00:05:45,090 I'll be back. 88 00:05:45,310 --> 00:05:48,610 Oh, my God. 89 00:05:50,210 --> 00:05:53,470 What the fuck was that? 90 00:05:53,950 --> 00:05:55,870 First of all, what is that? 91 00:05:56,970 --> 00:05:58,250 Your grandpa, man. 92 00:05:58,690 --> 00:06:00,210 He needs to fix himself. 93 00:06:00,410 --> 00:06:04,250 And second, that was a real sweet load. 94 00:06:06,190 --> 00:06:07,190 What? 95 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:14,600 Well, yeah, I mean, it's just that with your grandpa off his meds, he's unable 96 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:15,600 to perform. 97 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:19,240 And I have needs, too. 98 00:06:20,540 --> 00:06:22,700 Okay, I get it, but why me? 99 00:06:23,380 --> 00:06:29,680 Well, you're handsome and kind, and you're here. 100 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:33,300 But Pop -Pop can't know about this. It would kill him. 101 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,440 Did you hear that? 102 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:38,839 My goodness. 103 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:41,120 Anyway, we're going to be doing some gardening tomorrow. 104 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,180 Oh, you and Ryan? 105 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:50,480 Yes. Oh, yeah. Great. It's going to be wonderful, so I'm going to sit down. 106 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:56,240 Oh, excuse me. I'll let you guys talk about it then. Yes. All right. 107 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:57,520 Man. 108 00:06:58,620 --> 00:06:59,620 Whew. 109 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:02,600 That stuff, I'll tell you. 110 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:05,360 It's pretty amazing. 111 00:07:06,350 --> 00:07:07,350 I'll feel a lot better. 112 00:07:08,030 --> 00:07:09,770 Don't go in there, whatever you do. 113 00:07:10,270 --> 00:07:13,550 So tomorrow, we're going to do some gardening, and it's going to be great. 114 00:07:14,450 --> 00:07:16,270 We're going to have a real good time, you and I. 115 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:18,290 Right? Yeah. 116 00:07:18,810 --> 00:07:22,670 A lot of catching up to do. Some man -to -man stuff out there. 117 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:42,260 What happened? Something wrong? No, no, honey. Nothing's wrong. 118 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:48,140 Nothing's wrong. I... I just wanted to come apologize for my behavior earlier. 119 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:50,340 I don't know what came over me. 120 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:55,900 Oh, um... It's okay, Meemaw. I get it. Sometimes our hormones make us all 121 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,740 Yeah, I guess it's that. 122 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:06,640 But also... I really haven't been able to stop thinking about your 123 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,770 big... Juicy penis in my mouth. 124 00:08:10,370 --> 00:08:11,370 Meemaw? 125 00:08:12,670 --> 00:08:14,610 I'm just being honest with you. 126 00:08:14,950 --> 00:08:20,990 I mean, I'm all wet just thinking about it. You should feel. 127 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:24,390 What? Oh, you shouldn't be doing this. 128 00:08:26,730 --> 00:08:27,730 Yeah. 129 00:08:31,770 --> 00:08:35,169 Just, just, just... It's okay. 130 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:39,460 I just need you to keep your hands here for just a little bit. I really need it. 131 00:08:39,580 --> 00:08:40,880 Okay. I really need it. 132 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:42,880 Oh, yeah. 133 00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:48,080 Oh, that's so good. 134 00:08:48,540 --> 00:08:49,600 Yeah. Yeah. 135 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:55,660 I don't think this is okay. 136 00:08:55,860 --> 00:08:58,520 It's okay. Just relax, honey. Just relax. 137 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,960 Okay. Just be quick and be quiet. 138 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:29,480 Oh, I feel something under me. 139 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:34,780 Oh, I don't think it's a good idea. 140 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,520 It's okay, nobody will know. 141 00:09:37,980 --> 00:09:38,980 Nobody will know. 142 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:42,520 Oh, you do that so good. 143 00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:50,820 Yeah. Oh, 144 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:55,400 what a good boy. 145 00:10:00,140 --> 00:10:00,680 What 146 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:10,260 am 147 00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:11,260 I rubbing on here? 148 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,680 Oh, um, that's nothing. 149 00:10:14,319 --> 00:10:16,400 Nothing. It doesn't feel like nothing. 150 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,940 Look at that. 151 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:31,640 You know, you're just making me feel so good that I want to return the favor. 152 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:33,480 Okay? 153 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:37,480 Okay. Should we just make this quick? 154 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:39,980 You want it to be quick? 155 00:10:56,770 --> 00:10:58,330 Nobody can find out about this. 156 00:10:59,090 --> 00:11:00,090 Don't worry. 157 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:02,050 Nobody will find out. 158 00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:03,530 We just gotta be really quiet. 159 00:11:05,610 --> 00:11:06,610 I don't know. 160 00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:13,190 Because... If I put it where I want it, I don't know if I can be quiet at all. 161 00:11:37,710 --> 00:11:39,230 Mmm. Mmm. 162 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,840 I know right where I want it. 163 00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:37,490 Mm -hmm. 164 00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:26,630 Boy, squeeze those titties. 165 00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:28,170 Squeeze them. Squeeze them. 166 00:14:29,810 --> 00:14:31,250 Yes. Yes. 167 00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:35,930 That feels so good. 168 00:14:36,290 --> 00:14:37,730 Fuck. Fuck yeah. 169 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,230 Oh, fuck yeah. 170 00:15:42,270 --> 00:15:46,510 He's so sweet. He went out to get you some special seeds for tomorrow. 171 00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:49,810 So, I'm just, yeah. 172 00:15:50,390 --> 00:15:52,490 I'm just keeping Liz back warm for him. 173 00:15:53,030 --> 00:15:55,510 Oh. Yeah. You're so kind. I am. 174 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:59,890 Give me a big kiss. Oh, thank you. 175 00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:01,510 Go back in. 176 00:16:01,790 --> 00:16:03,490 Do what I was doing. All right. Okay. 177 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:12,020 Oh, wow. 178 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,900 What a good boy. 179 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,600 Coming inside of me. 180 00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:19,960 Oh, wow. 181 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:24,400 Look at all that chirping. That was amazing. 182 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:28,000 My grandson is so sweet. 183 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,780 Oh, yeah. 184 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,300 That was perfect. 185 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:44,760 in the holiday. 186 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:51,540 Well, you know, your me -mom really likes it, so I figured I would just 187 00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:52,540 her, you know what I mean? 188 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,340 Right. Do the right thing. 189 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,340 About that, can I have a word? 190 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,080 Sure. What can I do for you? 191 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,500 All right, here it goes. 192 00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:08,460 Since Wendy arrived, things have been getting kind of weird. 193 00:17:09,619 --> 00:17:12,260 First, she was fooling around with me under the table. 194 00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:19,230 Without you knowing. And then last night, he snuck into my room and she 195 00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:25,550 to have sex. I tried to stop it, but I'm sorry. I feel really guilty about it. 196 00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:27,349 Relax, kiddo. 197 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,290 I knew all along. 198 00:17:29,730 --> 00:17:31,110 What? Yeah. 199 00:17:31,830 --> 00:17:37,370 That's right. I knew all along. In fact, your Meemaw and I have a bit of a code. 200 00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:38,570 A code? 201 00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:41,950 Yeah. So you, like, do this all the time? 202 00:17:42,430 --> 00:17:47,570 Well, we don't do it all the time. Just, you know, ever since I've been having 203 00:17:47,570 --> 00:17:54,510 problems with my medication, I've, you know, had a hard time satisfying it 204 00:17:54,510 --> 00:17:56,090 if you get my drift. 205 00:17:57,590 --> 00:17:59,970 Yeah, no, I get it. 206 00:18:01,090 --> 00:18:02,270 So I have a solution. 207 00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:05,150 Really? I'll show you. Check it out. 208 00:18:06,490 --> 00:18:11,410 Yeah, you know, technology is pretty exciting these days, and voila. 209 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,660 Look at this thing. Whoa, what's that? 210 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:16,200 It's the Succulator 4500. 211 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,260 Yeah. 212 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:21,660 You can actually imagine how it works, right? 213 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,200 Yeah, I think so. 214 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:30,680 Yeah, you know, you put it on yourself and pump the thing, and it'll 215 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,700 assist you in getting an erection. 216 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:35,640 You know. 217 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,860 You know what that is, right? Of course. 218 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,520 Yeah. All right. 219 00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:46,020 So, yeah, and, you know, your Meemaw has always had a bit of a fantasy about 220 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:50,260 getting spit -roast between two gentlemen, so. 221 00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:53,360 What? I know, it sounds crazy, right? 222 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,320 Wow, I didn't think this could get any weirder. 223 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,600 Well, it can. 224 00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:05,780 So, we're going to have some help with this, and the two of us will have her 225 00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:08,700 spinning around in circles. What do you think? 226 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,100 You sure you're okay with this? 227 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,280 Hell yeah. 228 00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:19,400 You know, anything to make your meme all happy, so. 229 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:20,900 What do you think? 230 00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:23,800 I mean, I guess if it's that important to both of you. 231 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,440 Sure. She's gonna love it. 232 00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:28,860 Fine. I'll do it. 233 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:33,600 And you know, you won't even need this, but maybe we'll throw it on you for a 234 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,740 couple pumps. What do you think? 235 00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:38,280 Whatever you say, Papa. She'll love it. 236 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:39,500 It'll be great. 237 00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:43,530 Just like, you know, we were out there in the garden together, so it'll be 238 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:47,830 awesome. I think this is a little different, but... Yeah, well, you know. 239 00:19:48,030 --> 00:19:49,230 I'm picking up what you're putting down. 240 00:19:49,430 --> 00:19:52,910 Good. It'll be just like yanking weeds out of the garden. 241 00:19:53,410 --> 00:19:54,950 Hey, Memaw, come on in here. 242 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:59,430 Hey. What do you want? 243 00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:02,850 Well, I want to tell you something. Oh, you do, do you? 244 00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:03,769 Yeah, yeah. 245 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:04,770 What do you want? 246 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,870 Ryan and I... 247 00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:14,010 He so kindly agreed to be the other side of the spit roast. 248 00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:16,150 Are you serious? 249 00:20:16,470 --> 00:20:18,390 And bring your little fantasy to life. 250 00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:19,710 No way. 251 00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:21,830 Yeah, isn't that true, Ryan? Tell her. 252 00:20:22,190 --> 00:20:25,970 But wait, wait a minute. 253 00:20:27,290 --> 00:20:28,290 What about you? 254 00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:29,630 What about me? 255 00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:32,270 You don't have your medicine. 256 00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:35,270 Well, we don't need medicine. 257 00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:36,729 you mean? 258 00:20:36,730 --> 00:20:37,730 I got technology. 259 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:41,470 Ha! I got the Succulator 45 ,000. 260 00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:42,850 What the fuck is that? 261 00:20:43,270 --> 00:20:46,590 I'm gonna show you. Yeah, show me. Sit tight. Hold on a sec. 262 00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:52,570 I'm excited, but don't tease me if it's not gonna... What the hell? 263 00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:56,010 Well, you can imagine how this thing works, right? I mean, it's pretty self 264 00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:57,010 -explanatory, right? 265 00:20:57,970 --> 00:20:58,970 Look. 266 00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:01,830 The suction is... 267 00:21:03,149 --> 00:21:04,129 Unbearable, right? 268 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:08,610 Yeah. So what we do is we stick it on my lame ass because, well. 269 00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:12,690 And then we, I'll let you even do it. Here. 270 00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:14,189 That's okay. 271 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,950 And then, you know, voila. 272 00:21:16,330 --> 00:21:17,370 Okay. We're off to the races. 273 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:21,650 Well, I hope it works because I'm very excited about this. Well, it's going to 274 00:21:21,650 --> 00:21:26,750 work because I have all the trust in the world in this Succulator 45 ,000. 275 00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:30,130 Yeah? Yeah. So I have you and I have him? 276 00:21:30,410 --> 00:21:33,480 Yeah. It'll be like, Driving a tank. 277 00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:35,360 Two joysticks. 278 00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:37,780 Excellent. Excellent. 279 00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:43,240 There you go. I think that we can start here. 280 00:21:44,580 --> 00:21:45,840 Oh, yeah. 281 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,200 Oh. 282 00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:56,160 Let's get this started if we're going to do this. 283 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,100 Oh, yeah, Grandpa. 284 00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:06,140 Yep. 285 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,680 Take care of him. 286 00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,480 Oh, yeah. 287 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,260 Let's see if this thing works. 288 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,280 They rave all about it on the internet. 289 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,080 Hurry up, Pop -Pop. I'm waiting. 290 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:31,580 Let's give it a whirl. 291 00:22:33,470 --> 00:22:34,810 Well, it worked. 292 00:22:35,070 --> 00:22:38,310 I can't wait to have both of your cocktails. Look at that. 293 00:22:39,530 --> 00:22:40,530 Look at this. 294 00:22:42,090 --> 00:22:43,090 Oh, my. 295 00:22:43,230 --> 00:22:45,670 It does work. All right, let's go. 296 00:22:45,890 --> 00:22:46,890 All right. 297 00:22:49,430 --> 00:22:51,930 How cool. 298 00:22:56,870 --> 00:22:57,870 Wow. 299 00:23:06,409 --> 00:23:09,290 both your cocks inside me yeah 300 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,800 You taste so good, too. 301 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:44,360 Wow, 302 00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:46,160 that thing's great. 303 00:23:46,380 --> 00:23:47,380 Look at that, hon. 304 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,240 Oh, yeah, just like old times. Put it in, put it in. Put it in? Oh, my 305 00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:53,860 Put it in, put it in. Okay, hon. 306 00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:16,100 Yes, I am. 307 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:19,360 You didn't know that about yourself, did you? No way. 308 00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:22,920 Can't complain, though. 309 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,240 I'm glad you like it. 310 00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:31,180 Oh, my God. 311 00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:32,460 Yes. 312 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:41,440 It's so nice to have both ear coxswains. I mean... 313 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:59,640 oh pop pop you feel so good it's been so long you're so good with your hands 314 00:26:00,750 --> 00:26:01,750 Turn around and sit on my cock. 315 00:26:02,130 --> 00:26:03,650 I want that pussy too, Nana. 316 00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:05,650 Yeah. 317 00:26:07,510 --> 00:26:09,150 No, let me suck that. 318 00:26:12,930 --> 00:26:13,930 Oh, 319 00:26:15,330 --> 00:26:16,330 yeah. 320 00:26:21,290 --> 00:26:22,590 Oh, you feel so good. 321 00:26:37,050 --> 00:26:38,630 Oh, that's so good. 322 00:26:41,930 --> 00:26:43,690 Oh, yeah. 323 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:49,090 I can't believe how wet my nipple is. 324 00:26:49,550 --> 00:26:50,550 Yeah. 325 00:26:53,430 --> 00:26:55,970 But you guys turn me on so much. 326 00:26:57,590 --> 00:26:58,590 Yes. 327 00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:01,730 Oh, fuck. 328 00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:09,440 My fantasies are coming true. 329 00:28:13,930 --> 00:28:14,930 That's good. 330 00:28:17,010 --> 00:28:18,930 Yeah, look at her go. 331 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,480 I'll grab my balls. 332 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:45,480 So I gotta know, whose cock do you like better? 333 00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:47,500 Oh, that's not a fair question. 334 00:29:48,860 --> 00:29:51,620 Not a fair question. 335 00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:59,780 You both have such nice cocks. 336 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,660 It roasted exactly what you expected. Oh, my God, it's even better. 337 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:12,140 Your pop -up does have a pretty big dick now. 338 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,120 Yes, yes, he does. 339 00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:16,760 Yes, he does. It's in our jeans. 340 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,380 We got good jeans. 341 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,660 Oh, I'm so happy you found that thing, too. 342 00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:46,260 Yeah. It's very bonding. 343 00:30:49,460 --> 00:30:50,460 Bonding moment. 344 00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:56,460 Oh, yeah, honey. 345 00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:58,420 Yeah, we're so connected now. 346 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,320 Suck you later, 45 seconds. 347 00:32:22,580 --> 00:32:26,940 Yeah, it's pretty cool. You'll have to let me try it out sometime. 348 00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:29,460 Yeah, it's great technology. 349 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,920 I don't think you need it yet, though. 350 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,840 Just think if you don't need it, what'll happen if he uses it? 351 00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:38,980 Oh, that's a thought. 352 00:32:45,710 --> 00:32:47,410 Could be like working out at the gym. 353 00:32:50,170 --> 00:32:53,070 I'll try anything to make my dick bigger. Build muscle. 354 00:33:02,910 --> 00:33:05,910 I know Nana's making my balls bulge, that's for sure. 355 00:33:09,630 --> 00:33:12,730 Yeah, they are. 356 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:27,600 Oh, wow. 357 00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:37,780 Your dick just curves right down into your mouth, man. Oh, 358 00:33:37,780 --> 00:33:38,779 yeah. 359 00:33:38,780 --> 00:33:41,020 Such a creative position. 360 00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:49,700 Yeah. 361 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,620 Where are you going? 362 00:34:22,290 --> 00:34:24,730 Wow, this is the greatest thing ever. 363 00:34:38,350 --> 00:34:39,350 Yeah. 364 00:34:40,650 --> 00:34:41,650 Look at you. 365 00:34:41,989 --> 00:34:43,370 Right where you want to be. 366 00:34:43,770 --> 00:34:44,770 Huh? 367 00:34:46,969 --> 00:34:47,969 That's it. 368 00:34:48,790 --> 00:34:49,929 How does it feel? 369 00:34:54,889 --> 00:34:57,110 Speechless. Oh, yeah. I can't talk. 370 00:34:57,810 --> 00:34:58,850 Mouthful. I can't talk. 371 00:34:59,730 --> 00:35:00,730 Oh, wow. 372 00:35:00,790 --> 00:35:02,570 I like how my balls are touching her nose. 373 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,280 I don't want to help you. 374 00:36:31,180 --> 00:36:32,180 My grandson's cock, honey. 375 00:37:15,470 --> 00:37:16,570 You tell her. 376 00:37:16,870 --> 00:37:17,870 Yeah. 377 00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:19,890 Learn from the best, Pop -Pop. 378 00:37:21,550 --> 00:37:22,550 Yeah. 379 00:37:38,140 --> 00:37:39,140 Oh, no. 380 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,600 It's like you have a jawbreaker in your mouth. 381 00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:31,140 Thank you, honey. 382 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,320 I wish I could just fuck all your holes. 383 00:38:39,540 --> 00:38:40,540 Did you hear that? 384 00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:42,920 He said he wants to fuck all my holes. 385 00:38:45,170 --> 00:38:47,730 I don't know if he's ready for that. 386 00:38:48,310 --> 00:38:49,910 Make you proud, Papa. 387 00:38:50,550 --> 00:38:51,550 Yeah. 388 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,870 I'm sure he will. I'm sure he will. 389 00:38:56,650 --> 00:38:57,830 Oh, yeah. 390 00:38:58,210 --> 00:38:59,210 Oh, yeah. 391 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:27,980 What you don't know I can write a book about Oh 392 00:39:27,980 --> 00:39:34,740 yeah 393 00:39:57,690 --> 00:39:59,010 Yeah, just like that. 394 00:40:01,030 --> 00:40:02,310 Like this? Yeah. 395 00:40:05,350 --> 00:40:07,190 I'll put my balls in your mouth soon. 396 00:40:08,230 --> 00:40:10,270 I can't reach. Come closer. 397 00:40:15,150 --> 00:40:16,610 Yeah, look at that. 398 00:40:17,770 --> 00:40:18,770 Love the view. 399 00:40:23,790 --> 00:40:24,790 Yeah, baby. 400 00:40:34,450 --> 00:40:35,850 Yes! 401 00:41:10,339 --> 00:41:11,520 It's so warm inside. 402 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,160 Oh, yeah. 403 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,460 You know what? 404 00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:25,440 Oh, I think my grandson's going to make me cum. 405 00:41:26,380 --> 00:41:27,380 Do it. 406 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:28,520 Oh, yeah. 407 00:41:31,380 --> 00:41:32,840 Keep cum, just like that. 408 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:39,160 Just like that. Oh, my God. 409 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,740 Yes, yes, yes. Just like that, please. Oh, 410 00:41:41,740 --> 00:41:54,500 my 411 00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:57,040 God. Oh, 412 00:41:58,140 --> 00:41:59,720 my God. 413 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,040 Nana, are you coming on my dick? 414 00:42:13,420 --> 00:42:14,420 Yeah, keep going. 415 00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,880 Oh, fuck. 416 00:43:01,300 --> 00:43:02,540 Oh, my God. 417 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:05,840 Oh, 418 00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:07,860 honey. 419 00:43:47,819 --> 00:43:50,720 Yes. That's good. 420 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:23,750 I can see why you guys have been together so long. 421 00:44:24,350 --> 00:44:25,730 Nana's got a really good pussy. 422 00:44:26,950 --> 00:44:32,010 She does, I'll tell you. Well, you know that now, so... You 423 00:44:32,010 --> 00:44:37,550 both 424 00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:43,730 taste so good. 425 00:44:45,110 --> 00:44:47,250 Oh, and you feel even better. 426 00:44:55,620 --> 00:44:59,480 I was thinking about that. Is this going to be a one -time thing? 427 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:03,360 Well, 428 00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:06,120 I mean, maybe we can make it a tradition. 429 00:45:06,820 --> 00:45:09,280 That's what I was thinking. A grandparent's day tradition? 430 00:45:10,660 --> 00:45:12,560 Yeah. Oh, I like the sound of that. 431 00:45:18,970 --> 00:45:20,590 I like the sounds you make. 432 00:45:24,030 --> 00:45:25,030 Fuck, 433 00:45:26,410 --> 00:45:28,110 that pussy's so good. Let me get in there, Papa. 434 00:45:29,870 --> 00:45:30,870 Okay. 435 00:45:49,860 --> 00:45:50,860 Oh, yeah. 436 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:51,759 Mm -hmm. 437 00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:52,760 Mm -hmm. 438 00:45:56,260 --> 00:45:57,260 Mm -hmm. 439 00:45:57,300 --> 00:45:58,300 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 440 00:45:58,620 --> 00:45:58,879 Mm -hmm. 441 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,140 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 442 00:46:00,540 --> 00:46:01,540 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 443 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,280 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 444 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:05,558 Mm -hmm. 445 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:06,560 Mm -hmm. 446 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,100 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm 447 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:09,658 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 448 00:46:09,660 --> 00:46:10,480 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm 449 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,800 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm 450 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:12,800 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 451 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,120 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 452 00:46:25,779 --> 00:46:27,040 This is so good. 453 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:08,600 Fuck, Nana. 454 00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,000 I want to come on your face. 455 00:47:11,260 --> 00:47:12,260 Oh, yeah. 456 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:16,340 Yeah. Oh, I know you're a dirty slut, Nana. Come here and let me come on your 457 00:47:16,340 --> 00:47:18,240 face. Oh, yeah. 458 00:47:18,980 --> 00:47:21,940 Oh, yes. 459 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,880 I want my grandsons to come all over my face. 460 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:28,560 Come on my face. 461 00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:31,300 Yeah. 462 00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:33,180 Oh, yeah, baby. Come on. 463 00:47:33,980 --> 00:47:34,980 Oh, yeah. 464 00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:42,640 Oh, yeah. 465 00:47:43,380 --> 00:47:45,880 Oh, wow. 466 00:47:46,380 --> 00:47:48,240 Oh, that's so much cum. 467 00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:51,820 Oh, fuck yes. 468 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,380 Oh, wow. 469 00:47:56,140 --> 00:47:58,800 Oh, my grandson gave me so much cum. Pop, pop. 470 00:47:59,940 --> 00:48:01,320 It's your turn, pop, pop. 471 00:48:01,580 --> 00:48:02,580 Oh, yes. 472 00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:25,760 Give me your cum, too. 473 00:48:53,950 --> 00:48:54,950 Me, yes. 474 00:48:54,990 --> 00:48:56,150 Yes, yes, yes. 475 00:48:56,530 --> 00:48:57,770 Oh, I can feel it. 476 00:50:15,420 --> 00:50:20,920 Oh, it'll clean up. It's fine. 477 00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:25,100 Not the first time it's gotten on the couch. 478 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,360 Oh, yeah. 479 00:50:31,540 --> 00:50:35,360 Look at my two best grandparents. 31683

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