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I can't believe you made all my favorite
things for breakfast.
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Thank you so much. Oh,
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you're welcome, dear.
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I'm just happy that you're spending the
weekend with us, my favorite step
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-grandson.
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Oh, not that I'm not happy either, but
what is this damn grandparents' day
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It's like some marketing trap, if you
ask me.
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Stop with your complaining, okay?
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Don't mind him, honey.
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He's just, you know, upset these days
because all the Medicaid cuts.
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He's kind of off his medicine, and one
of them is the wiener medicine.
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So, you know.
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What did you just say?
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Oh, nothing. Just be happy that your
step -grandson, who's so handsome, wants
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to spend time with us.
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Yeah. Oh, I'm happy about that. Good.
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In fact, there's something I'd like to
talk to you about.
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You know, I think that that's a good
idea, and I'll just leave you guys to
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You know,
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I'm excited about my garden in the
backyard. And the soil
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is just prime ready, because it's been
raining for so long. And it's going to
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great, because what I have planned is...
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A crop of cucumbers.
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I got it all set up. It's going to be
great. I got it all cordoned off. You
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know, the rabbits are kind of
problematic, though. The rabbits, they
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they start chewing at the damn stalks
and the roots.
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And the next thing you know, I got
problems.
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And I just, I'm not going to have that
because my cucumbers are important to
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And we're going to have a great harvest
of cucumbers this year. And it's going
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to be just awesome.
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And, you know, I can't.
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You know, she wants me to grow the big
cucumbers because she, you know, you can
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imagine what she wants to do with them
big cucumbers. Yeah, definitely.
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Cucumbers, right.
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Exactly.
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Pronounce that. What is that?
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Big cucumbers.
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She gets all excited.
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Next thing you know, she wants me to
start doing carrots.
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That's what you make pickles with,
right? Yeah, that's really all a damn
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is, is just a cucumber.
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So, right here.
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That's it.
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Small cucumber.
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Yep.
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I don't understand.
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You would think she'd be excited about
me, but no.
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She wants to, you know, wants me to grow
pickles and
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cucumbers and carrots and that kind of
thing, you know, it's going to be just,
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it's hard, it's hard to, you know, once
upon a time, I was her, like, you
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know, her guy, you know, she'd look at
me and call me sexy.
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You know, she said,
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I still think she thinks I'm hot because
every time I walk by her, she'd go,
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what an ass.
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Look at that ass.
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I think my ass is pretty good, you know.
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I don't know, you know.
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Noticing my ass after that.
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I haven't had as much, you know,
exercise as I could get these days.
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It's tough, you know.
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Once you get up there in age, you know,
you'll find out.
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Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah, yeah,
absolutely. It's going to be, you know,
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almost.
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I don't know.
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Sometimes it's hard to satisfy your
grandma, you know.
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Yeah, definitely.
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Yeah, I mean, she's just.
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Oh, God, yeah.
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Yeah. Oh.
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She's a tough one sometimes. You know,
she's really, uh... She's a
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stickler, you know. She likes her stuff.
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But, you know, what am I supposed to do,
right? Try to keep her happy after all
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these years.
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Yeah. Definitely gotta keep me more
happy.
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Yeah, you know what I mean?
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But, what are you gonna do?
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Sometimes. What was I even saying?
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What was I talking about?
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I don't know, Pop -Pop, but... What was
I... You definitely teach me a lot.
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Yeah, yeah, you should keep your ears
peeled, because... Yeah, you know, old
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people have wisdom.
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And the aliens are coming, so... Um,
right, yeah.
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Oh... Ha!
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This is not... The right milk? I mean...
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You didn't. Oh, you wouldn't feel that.
I wouldn't feel that.
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Honey, I think I got some.
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I'll be back.
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Oh, my God.
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What the fuck was that?
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First of all, what is that?
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Your grandpa, man.
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He needs to fix himself.
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And second, that was a real sweet load.
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What?
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Well, yeah, I mean, it's just that with
your grandpa off his meds, he's unable
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to perform.
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And I have needs, too.
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Okay, I get it, but why me?
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Well, you're handsome and kind, and
you're here.
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But Pop -Pop can't know about this. It
would kill him.
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Did you hear that?
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My goodness.
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Anyway, we're going to be doing some
gardening tomorrow.
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Oh, you and Ryan?
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Yes. Oh, yeah. Great. It's going to be
wonderful, so I'm going to sit down.
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Oh, excuse me. I'll let you guys talk
about it then. Yes. All right.
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Man.
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Whew.
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That stuff, I'll tell you.
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It's pretty amazing.
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I'll feel a lot better.
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Don't go in there, whatever you do.
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So tomorrow, we're going to do some
gardening, and it's going to be great.
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We're going to have a real good time,
you and I.
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Right? Yeah.
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A lot of catching up to do. Some man -to
-man stuff out there.
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What happened? Something wrong? No, no,
honey. Nothing's wrong.
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Nothing's wrong. I... I just wanted to
come apologize for my behavior earlier.
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I don't know what came over me.
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Oh, um... It's okay, Meemaw. I get it.
Sometimes our hormones make us all
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Yeah, I guess it's that.
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But also... I really haven't been able
to stop thinking about your
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big... Juicy penis in my mouth.
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Meemaw?
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I'm just being honest with you.
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I mean, I'm all wet just thinking about
it. You should feel.
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What? Oh, you shouldn't be doing this.
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Yeah.
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Just, just, just... It's okay.
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I just need you to keep your hands here
for just a little bit. I really need it.
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Okay. I really need it.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, that's so good.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I don't think this is okay.
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It's okay. Just relax, honey. Just
relax.
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Okay. Just be quick and be quiet.
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Oh, I feel something under me.
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Oh, I don't think it's a good idea.
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It's okay, nobody will know.
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Nobody will know.
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Oh, you do that so good.
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Yeah. Oh,
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what a good boy.
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What
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am
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I rubbing on here?
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Oh, um, that's nothing.
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Nothing. It doesn't feel like nothing.
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Look at that.
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You know, you're just making me feel so
good that I want to return the favor.
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Okay?
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Okay. Should we just make this quick?
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You want it to be quick?
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Nobody can find out about this.
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Don't worry.
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Nobody will find out.
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We just gotta be really quiet.
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I don't know.
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Because... If I put it where I want it,
I don't know if I can be quiet at all.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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I know right where I want it.
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Mm -hmm.
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Boy, squeeze those titties.
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Squeeze them. Squeeze them.
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Yes. Yes.
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That feels so good.
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Fuck. Fuck yeah.
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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He's so sweet. He went out to get you
some special seeds for tomorrow.
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So, I'm just, yeah.
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I'm just keeping Liz back warm for him.
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Oh. Yeah. You're so kind. I am.
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Give me a big kiss. Oh, thank you.
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Go back in.
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Do what I was doing. All right. Okay.
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Oh, wow.
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What a good boy.
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Coming inside of me.
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Oh, wow.
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Look at all that chirping. That was
amazing.
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My grandson is so sweet.
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Oh, yeah.
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That was perfect.
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in the holiday.
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Well, you know, your me -mom really
likes it, so I figured I would just
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her, you know what I mean?
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Right. Do the right thing.
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About that, can I have a word?
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Sure. What can I do for you?
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All right, here it goes.
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Since Wendy arrived, things have been
getting kind of weird.
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First, she was fooling around with me
under the table.
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Without you knowing. And then last
night, he snuck into my room and she
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to have sex. I tried to stop it, but I'm
sorry. I feel really guilty about it.
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Relax, kiddo.
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I knew all along.
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What? Yeah.
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That's right. I knew all along. In fact,
your Meemaw and I have a bit of a code.
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A code?
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Yeah. So you, like, do this all the
time?
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Well, we don't do it all the time. Just,
you know, ever since I've been having
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problems with my medication, I've, you
know, had a hard time satisfying it
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if you get my drift.
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Yeah, no, I get it.
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So I have a solution.
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Really? I'll show you. Check it out.
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Yeah, you know, technology is pretty
exciting these days, and voila.
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Look at this thing. Whoa, what's that?
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It's the Succulator 4500.
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Yeah.
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You can actually imagine how it works,
right?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Yeah, you know, you put it on yourself
and pump the thing, and it'll
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assist you in getting an erection.
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You know.
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You know what that is, right? Of course.
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Yeah. All right.
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So, yeah, and, you know, your Meemaw has
always had a bit of a fantasy about
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getting spit -roast between two
gentlemen, so.
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What? I know, it sounds crazy, right?
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Wow, I didn't think this could get any
weirder.
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Well, it can.
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So, we're going to have some help with
this, and the two of us will have her
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spinning around in circles. What do you
think?
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You sure you're okay with this?
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Hell yeah.
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You know, anything to make your meme all
happy, so.
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What do you think?
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I mean, I guess if it's that important
to both of you.
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Sure. She's gonna love it.
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Fine. I'll do it.
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And you know, you won't even need this,
but maybe we'll throw it on you for a
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couple pumps. What do you think?
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Whatever you say, Papa. She'll love it.
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It'll be great.
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Just like, you know, we were out there
in the garden together, so it'll be
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awesome. I think this is a little
different, but... Yeah, well, you know.
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I'm picking up what you're putting down.
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Good. It'll be just like yanking weeds
out of the garden.
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Hey, Memaw, come on in here.
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Hey. What do you want?
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Well, I want to tell you something. Oh,
you do, do you?
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Yeah, yeah.
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What do you want?
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Ryan and I...
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He so kindly agreed to be the other side
of the spit roast.
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Are you serious?
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And bring your little fantasy to life.
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00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:19,710
No way.
251
00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:21,830
Yeah, isn't that true, Ryan? Tell her.
252
00:20:22,190 --> 00:20:25,970
But wait, wait a minute.
253
00:20:27,290 --> 00:20:28,290
What about you?
254
00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:29,630
What about me?
255
00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:32,270
You don't have your medicine.
256
00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:35,270
Well, we don't need medicine.
257
00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:36,729
you mean?
258
00:20:36,730 --> 00:20:37,730
I got technology.
259
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:41,470
Ha! I got the Succulator 45 ,000.
260
00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:42,850
What the fuck is that?
261
00:20:43,270 --> 00:20:46,590
I'm gonna show you. Yeah, show me. Sit
tight. Hold on a sec.
262
00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:52,570
I'm excited, but don't tease me if it's
not gonna... What the hell?
263
00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:56,010
Well, you can imagine how this thing
works, right? I mean, it's pretty self
264
00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:57,010
-explanatory, right?
265
00:20:57,970 --> 00:20:58,970
Look.
266
00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:01,830
The suction is...
267
00:21:03,149 --> 00:21:04,129
Unbearable, right?
268
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:08,610
Yeah. So what we do is we stick it on my
lame ass because, well.
269
00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:12,690
And then we, I'll let you even do it.
Here.
270
00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:14,189
That's okay.
271
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,950
And then, you know, voila.
272
00:21:16,330 --> 00:21:17,370
Okay. We're off to the races.
273
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:21,650
Well, I hope it works because I'm very
excited about this. Well, it's going to
274
00:21:21,650 --> 00:21:26,750
work because I have all the trust in the
world in this Succulator 45 ,000.
275
00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:30,130
Yeah? Yeah. So I have you and I have
him?
276
00:21:30,410 --> 00:21:33,480
Yeah. It'll be like, Driving a tank.
277
00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:35,360
Two joysticks.
278
00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:37,780
Excellent. Excellent.
279
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:43,240
There you go. I think that we can start
here.
280
00:21:44,580 --> 00:21:45,840
Oh, yeah.
281
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,200
Oh.
282
00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:56,160
Let's get this started if we're going to
do this.
283
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,100
Oh, yeah, Grandpa.
284
00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:06,140
Yep.
285
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,680
Take care of him.
286
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,480
Oh, yeah.
287
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,260
Let's see if this thing works.
288
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,280
They rave all about it on the internet.
289
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,080
Hurry up, Pop -Pop. I'm waiting.
290
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:31,580
Let's give it a whirl.
291
00:22:33,470 --> 00:22:34,810
Well, it worked.
292
00:22:35,070 --> 00:22:38,310
I can't wait to have both of your
cocktails. Look at that.
293
00:22:39,530 --> 00:22:40,530
Look at this.
294
00:22:42,090 --> 00:22:43,090
Oh, my.
295
00:22:43,230 --> 00:22:45,670
It does work. All right, let's go.
296
00:22:45,890 --> 00:22:46,890
All right.
297
00:22:49,430 --> 00:22:51,930
How cool.
298
00:22:56,870 --> 00:22:57,870
Wow.
299
00:23:06,409 --> 00:23:09,290
both your cocks inside me yeah
300
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,800
You taste so good, too.
301
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:44,360
Wow,
302
00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:46,160
that thing's great.
303
00:23:46,380 --> 00:23:47,380
Look at that, hon.
304
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,240
Oh, yeah, just like old times. Put it
in, put it in. Put it in? Oh, my
305
00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:53,860
Put it in, put it in. Okay, hon.
306
00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:16,100
Yes, I am.
307
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:19,360
You didn't know that about yourself, did
you? No way.
308
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:22,920
Can't complain, though.
309
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,240
I'm glad you like it.
310
00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:31,180
Oh, my God.
311
00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:32,460
Yes.
312
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:41,440
It's so nice to have both ear coxswains.
I mean...
313
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:59,640
oh pop pop you feel so good it's been so
long you're so good with your hands
314
00:26:00,750 --> 00:26:01,750
Turn around and sit on my cock.
315
00:26:02,130 --> 00:26:03,650
I want that pussy too, Nana.
316
00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:05,650
Yeah.
317
00:26:07,510 --> 00:26:09,150
No, let me suck that.
318
00:26:12,930 --> 00:26:13,930
Oh,
319
00:26:15,330 --> 00:26:16,330
yeah.
320
00:26:21,290 --> 00:26:22,590
Oh, you feel so good.
321
00:26:37,050 --> 00:26:38,630
Oh, that's so good.
322
00:26:41,930 --> 00:26:43,690
Oh, yeah.
323
00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:49,090
I can't believe how wet my nipple is.
324
00:26:49,550 --> 00:26:50,550
Yeah.
325
00:26:53,430 --> 00:26:55,970
But you guys turn me on so much.
326
00:26:57,590 --> 00:26:58,590
Yes.
327
00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:01,730
Oh, fuck.
328
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:09,440
My fantasies are coming true.
329
00:28:13,930 --> 00:28:14,930
That's good.
330
00:28:17,010 --> 00:28:18,930
Yeah, look at her go.
331
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,480
I'll grab my balls.
332
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:45,480
So I gotta know, whose cock do you like
better?
333
00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:47,500
Oh, that's not a fair question.
334
00:29:48,860 --> 00:29:51,620
Not a fair question.
335
00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:59,780
You both have such nice cocks.
336
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,660
It roasted exactly what you expected.
Oh, my God, it's even better.
337
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:12,140
Your pop -up does have a pretty big dick
now.
338
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,120
Yes, yes, he does.
339
00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:16,760
Yes, he does. It's in our jeans.
340
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,380
We got good jeans.
341
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,660
Oh, I'm so happy you found that thing,
too.
342
00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:46,260
Yeah. It's very bonding.
343
00:30:49,460 --> 00:30:50,460
Bonding moment.
344
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:56,460
Oh, yeah, honey.
345
00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:58,420
Yeah, we're so connected now.
346
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,320
Suck you later, 45 seconds.
347
00:32:22,580 --> 00:32:26,940
Yeah, it's pretty cool. You'll have to
let me try it out sometime.
348
00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:29,460
Yeah, it's great technology.
349
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,920
I don't think you need it yet, though.
350
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,840
Just think if you don't need it, what'll
happen if he uses it?
351
00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:38,980
Oh, that's a thought.
352
00:32:45,710 --> 00:32:47,410
Could be like working out at the gym.
353
00:32:50,170 --> 00:32:53,070
I'll try anything to make my dick
bigger. Build muscle.
354
00:33:02,910 --> 00:33:05,910
I know Nana's making my balls bulge,
that's for sure.
355
00:33:09,630 --> 00:33:12,730
Yeah, they are.
356
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:27,600
Oh, wow.
357
00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:37,780
Your dick just curves right down into
your mouth, man. Oh,
358
00:33:37,780 --> 00:33:38,779
yeah.
359
00:33:38,780 --> 00:33:41,020
Such a creative position.
360
00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:49,700
Yeah.
361
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,620
Where are you going?
362
00:34:22,290 --> 00:34:24,730
Wow, this is the greatest thing ever.
363
00:34:38,350 --> 00:34:39,350
Yeah.
364
00:34:40,650 --> 00:34:41,650
Look at you.
365
00:34:41,989 --> 00:34:43,370
Right where you want to be.
366
00:34:43,770 --> 00:34:44,770
Huh?
367
00:34:46,969 --> 00:34:47,969
That's it.
368
00:34:48,790 --> 00:34:49,929
How does it feel?
369
00:34:54,889 --> 00:34:57,110
Speechless. Oh, yeah. I can't talk.
370
00:34:57,810 --> 00:34:58,850
Mouthful. I can't talk.
371
00:34:59,730 --> 00:35:00,730
Oh, wow.
372
00:35:00,790 --> 00:35:02,570
I like how my balls are touching her
nose.
373
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,280
I don't want to help you.
374
00:36:31,180 --> 00:36:32,180
My grandson's cock, honey.
375
00:37:15,470 --> 00:37:16,570
You tell her.
376
00:37:16,870 --> 00:37:17,870
Yeah.
377
00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:19,890
Learn from the best, Pop -Pop.
378
00:37:21,550 --> 00:37:22,550
Yeah.
379
00:37:38,140 --> 00:37:39,140
Oh, no.
380
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,600
It's like you have a jawbreaker in your
mouth.
381
00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:31,140
Thank you, honey.
382
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,320
I wish I could just fuck all your holes.
383
00:38:39,540 --> 00:38:40,540
Did you hear that?
384
00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:42,920
He said he wants to fuck all my holes.
385
00:38:45,170 --> 00:38:47,730
I don't know if he's ready for that.
386
00:38:48,310 --> 00:38:49,910
Make you proud, Papa.
387
00:38:50,550 --> 00:38:51,550
Yeah.
388
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,870
I'm sure he will. I'm sure he will.
389
00:38:56,650 --> 00:38:57,830
Oh, yeah.
390
00:38:58,210 --> 00:38:59,210
Oh, yeah.
391
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:27,980
What you don't know I can write a book
about Oh
392
00:39:27,980 --> 00:39:34,740
yeah
393
00:39:57,690 --> 00:39:59,010
Yeah, just like that.
394
00:40:01,030 --> 00:40:02,310
Like this? Yeah.
395
00:40:05,350 --> 00:40:07,190
I'll put my balls in your mouth soon.
396
00:40:08,230 --> 00:40:10,270
I can't reach. Come closer.
397
00:40:15,150 --> 00:40:16,610
Yeah, look at that.
398
00:40:17,770 --> 00:40:18,770
Love the view.
399
00:40:23,790 --> 00:40:24,790
Yeah, baby.
400
00:40:34,450 --> 00:40:35,850
Yes!
401
00:41:10,339 --> 00:41:11,520
It's so warm inside.
402
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,160
Oh, yeah.
403
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,460
You know what?
404
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:25,440
Oh, I think my grandson's going to make
me cum.
405
00:41:26,380 --> 00:41:27,380
Do it.
406
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:28,520
Oh, yeah.
407
00:41:31,380 --> 00:41:32,840
Keep cum, just like that.
408
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:39,160
Just like that. Oh, my God.
409
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,740
Yes, yes, yes. Just like that, please.
Oh,
410
00:41:41,740 --> 00:41:54,500
my
411
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:57,040
God. Oh,
412
00:41:58,140 --> 00:41:59,720
my God.
413
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,040
Nana, are you coming on my dick?
414
00:42:13,420 --> 00:42:14,420
Yeah, keep going.
415
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,880
Oh, fuck.
416
00:43:01,300 --> 00:43:02,540
Oh, my God.
417
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:05,840
Oh,
418
00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:07,860
honey.
419
00:43:47,819 --> 00:43:50,720
Yes. That's good.
420
00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:23,750
I can see why you guys have been
together so long.
421
00:44:24,350 --> 00:44:25,730
Nana's got a really good pussy.
422
00:44:26,950 --> 00:44:32,010
She does, I'll tell you. Well, you know
that now, so... You
423
00:44:32,010 --> 00:44:37,550
both
424
00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:43,730
taste so good.
425
00:44:45,110 --> 00:44:47,250
Oh, and you feel even better.
426
00:44:55,620 --> 00:44:59,480
I was thinking about that. Is this going
to be a one -time thing?
427
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:03,360
Well,
428
00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:06,120
I mean, maybe we can make it a
tradition.
429
00:45:06,820 --> 00:45:09,280
That's what I was thinking. A
grandparent's day tradition?
430
00:45:10,660 --> 00:45:12,560
Yeah. Oh, I like the sound of that.
431
00:45:18,970 --> 00:45:20,590
I like the sounds you make.
432
00:45:24,030 --> 00:45:25,030
Fuck,
433
00:45:26,410 --> 00:45:28,110
that pussy's so good. Let me get in
there, Papa.
434
00:45:29,870 --> 00:45:30,870
Okay.
435
00:45:49,860 --> 00:45:50,860
Oh, yeah.
436
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:51,759
Mm -hmm.
437
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:52,760
Mm -hmm.
438
00:45:56,260 --> 00:45:57,260
Mm -hmm.
439
00:45:57,300 --> 00:45:58,300
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
440
00:45:58,620 --> 00:45:58,879
Mm -hmm.
441
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,140
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
442
00:46:00,540 --> 00:46:01,540
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
443
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,280
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
444
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:05,558
Mm -hmm.
445
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:06,560
Mm -hmm.
446
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,100
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
-hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
447
00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:09,658
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
448
00:46:09,660 --> 00:46:10,480
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
-hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
449
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,800
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
-hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
450
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:12,800
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
451
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,120
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
452
00:46:25,779 --> 00:46:27,040
This is so good.
453
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:08,600
Fuck, Nana.
454
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,000
I want to come on your face.
455
00:47:11,260 --> 00:47:12,260
Oh, yeah.
456
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:16,340
Yeah. Oh, I know you're a dirty slut,
Nana. Come here and let me come on your
457
00:47:16,340 --> 00:47:18,240
face. Oh, yeah.
458
00:47:18,980 --> 00:47:21,940
Oh, yes.
459
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,880
I want my grandsons to come all over my
face.
460
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:28,560
Come on my face.
461
00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:31,300
Yeah.
462
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:33,180
Oh, yeah, baby. Come on.
463
00:47:33,980 --> 00:47:34,980
Oh, yeah.
464
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:42,640
Oh, yeah.
465
00:47:43,380 --> 00:47:45,880
Oh, wow.
466
00:47:46,380 --> 00:47:48,240
Oh, that's so much cum.
467
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:51,820
Oh, fuck yes.
468
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,380
Oh, wow.
469
00:47:56,140 --> 00:47:58,800
Oh, my grandson gave me so much cum.
Pop, pop.
470
00:47:59,940 --> 00:48:01,320
It's your turn, pop, pop.
471
00:48:01,580 --> 00:48:02,580
Oh, yes.
472
00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:25,760
Give me your cum, too.
473
00:48:53,950 --> 00:48:54,950
Me, yes.
474
00:48:54,990 --> 00:48:56,150
Yes, yes, yes.
475
00:48:56,530 --> 00:48:57,770
Oh, I can feel it.
476
00:50:15,420 --> 00:50:20,920
Oh, it'll clean up. It's fine.
477
00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:25,100
Not the first time it's gotten on the
couch.
478
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,360
Oh, yeah.
479
00:50:31,540 --> 00:50:35,360
Look at my two best grandparents.
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