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Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday dear Ellie
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Happy birthday to you
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Thank you.
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I just feel like this one's really
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connecting with the
students, you know?
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-Give me a minute, will you?
-See you later.
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-Olivier.
-Hi Ellie.
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What are you doing here?
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Happy birthday.
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Oh, thank you.
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You're so wonderful.
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I thought you were leaving after
Social Media and Democracy.
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I didn't want to miss
your birthday party.
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My parents can wait till tomorrow.
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But, I have to stay with you tonight.
You know, I sublet my apartment.
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Well, if it's not fine
then I can go to Charl--
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It's fine, it's fine.
It's fine, it's perfect.
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-Sure?
-Yeah.
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It's good to see you.
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-You made those?
-Yes.
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I used Pedro as a model.
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Look, if I put two on the cake,
it looks like 22.
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It looks like a couple
of cocks on a cake.
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A couple of cock scrapers.
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Hello!
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Jesus, Ellie. You're not supposed
to be here for another hour.
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I know, I'm sorry,
but, I have to tidy my room.
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Olivier is coming round tonight.
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He was supposed to go
and see his family in Provence,
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but, he decided to stay
back for my birthday day!
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Okay, alright, You're giving me
a headache.
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Weren't you fucking
that history professor?
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Oh! Was fucking, his wife found out.
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-Classic!
-Classic!
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Anyway, I'm with Olivier, now.
It's official.
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And he's spending his first night,
which means... first shag.
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So, I better go get ready for
all the orgasms coming my way.
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She didn't see him.
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Girls? Do either of you
have a razor?
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Sure.
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-There you go.
-Thanks.
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Please help explain
what I am seeing right now.
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-What?
-Your bush
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is a major fucking jungle,
that's what.
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That?
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I've been growing in "au naturel".
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You know? Cause there's this time
I was growing out of a bikini wax
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and this guy was like...
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Veronique!
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I need back up.
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Oh my god, Ellie!
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Is not like it's the '70s.
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It's like this freak thing, that the
guy had his face right up
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-my fanny and is...
-Spread your legs
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and stop talking.
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I say full Brazilian.
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No way.
She is a woman, not a baby.
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Why not a "ticket metro".
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Honey, you mean the "landing strip"?
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Not so sure about that.
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I prefer a tiny triangle
and clean labia.
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Much more natural,
and ready for oral.
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Excuse me, girls,
but, can I weigh in, please?
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-No.
-No.
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One, two...
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Tell Olivier he can thank us later.
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VoilĂ , voilĂ , voilĂ , voilĂ .
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Hop...
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This one is for you.
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So, what'd you say?
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I got out of the elevator
and I saw her
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and I was like,
"Oh my God, Beyonce,"
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but, it was Rihanna.
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-Your turn.
-It's my turn?
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What do I have to say?
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Tell us about the most
mind blowing sex you ever had.
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Okay, this is hard,
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but, I will say a hook up
at campus, three months ago.
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On our campus?
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It was in the library.
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With a guy I see around.
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Masters student.
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Very hot guy.
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And French.
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What made it so hot?
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It was great chemistry.
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-You say this? Chemistry?
-Yeah.
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And also, because
we are in public space
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and this make me go
even crazy than normally.
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And we do it right in the middle
of the library.
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and maybe somebody see?
I don't know.
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And?
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I make him come three times.
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Three times.
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Oh my God.
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He begged for more.
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Should I top you guys off?
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I'll do it.
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Fill a condom with tequila
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and, drink it in one shot.
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What the fuck...
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Where's Olivier?
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I didn't really have
a chance to talk to him yet.
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I don't know,
he was here a minute ago,
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maybe he went to get some...
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This is Ellie. This is Anya.
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-Happy birthday, Ellie.
-Thank you.
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So, she is your girlfriend?
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Yes, I am.
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Yeah, we just started dating.
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Happy Birthday to you
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Happy Birthday to you
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Happy birthday dear Ellie
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Happy Birthday to you
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Thank you.
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Okay, birthday girl, presents!
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Oh, my God, girls,
you shouldn't have.
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-There's so many of them.
-The first one.
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"To our best friend
on her birthday.
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"We love you, Ellie.
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"Kira and Veronique."
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Ta-dum, ta-dum
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You know how to use this?
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Of course I do. It's Jack the Rabbit
with the rotating head.
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No, it's the Dual Thruster.
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The handle rotates.
Like this, I show you.
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No, that's fine.
Thank you.
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You look like Statue of Liberty.
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I'm sorry. This is not funny.
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Anyway.
Shall I show you? Or, no?
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No. I can do it myself.
Thank you very much.
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Best birthday ever.
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Thank you, that was
just what I needed.
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What?
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Oh my God.
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Ellie? Ellie, it's me. You okay?
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I'm fine.
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Never gonna be fine again.
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Look, last one.
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You used all the other ones
last week when you had your period.
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Wait, what?
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No! It can't be...
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That blood...
Are you a...
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But, all those stories?
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Banging your history professor
on campus?
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-Lies.
-What about that time in Hyde Park
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-by the fountain?
-Lies.
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-The guy with the huge...
-Lies, all lies.
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But, why?
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What's wrong with you?
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-It's a religious thing?
-No, it's just...
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I sort of had a bad experience
when I was 16 and...
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it just all went wrong.
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Didn't even do anything.
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Now I'm 22 and I'm terrified
that it's never gonna happen.
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Ellie? I'm worried.
Are you coming?
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Fuck. He's supposed
to sleep here tonight?
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Is that what you were gonna do?
You were gonna have sex with him?
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Why else would I let you bitches
rip out all my pubes?
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Give me five minutes!
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Okay, he can't sleep here tonight.
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Tell him you're on your period.
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Dude, I think he's aware of that...
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as is the rest of the world.
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Can this birthday get any worse?
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Ellie, honey, do you like Olivier?
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Yeah, I do. I really like him.
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Then don't ruin it.
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He's going to expect you
to fulfill all his fantasies.
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To straddle him, blow him, swallow,
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be down with anal.
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Analingus, rimming, fist fucking,
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strangling and the thing
with handcuffs.
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-Fuck!
-All on the first night?
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Yes. Free porn is killing us.
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So, what do I do now?
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Nothing. You don't even
show him your tits.
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I say we start with blow jobs.
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She's a virgin, not a nun.
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You do know how to make a guy
come in your mouth, yes?
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My god.
This is worse than I thought.
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So, Olivier gets back from Provence
in three weeks, right?
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-Yes.
-That's not a lot of time.
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-I know.
-Uh, time for what?
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To teach you about sex.
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Sex?
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You need to have a lot
of sex, to get good at sex.
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You mean sleep with other guys?
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Yep, oh, dude.
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Just go, Madam Leveque.
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-Guys, I don't know?
-Absolutely.
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Guys that we'll find
for you around Paris.
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So basically, you're saying
that I should be a cheater.
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If you wanna learn
to be a good lover
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then you might have
people to cheat on.
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Also, it's a chance for you
to get in touch with your body,
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with your desires, and your needs.
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Yeah. Otherwise known as cheating.
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Good morning, Mr. Gros.
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Remember that girl at the party?
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Oh, yeah, Romanian girl.
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If that's the kind of girls Olivier
is used to, you are in trouble.
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So...
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what do you say, are you in
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or, are you out?
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