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All right, sorry, I'm gonna be heading out like always you need anything call

I know what I want. You know what I need. I want the fucking internet back.

I'm not, I don't trust you with the internet. I'm not giving you the

You're like searching up random guys to go have sex with. Of course I am. I'm

fucking horny. I need some hard cock.

You can't, why are you saying that? Listen, at your age, you should be going

bingo or something and like meeting a nice guy and like your age.

First off. What's wrong with that?

Fuck you.

Mom. My age?

Go to bingo? Are you fucking crazy?

What's wrong with bingo?

Um, bingo?

I'm not 90.

And besides, all of the men there can't get their dicks hard. And believe me,

I've tried.

Don't you really need dick at your age? Oh, stop with this at your age.

I am your mother and you need to do what I tell you. you. Would you give me the

internet back because I want to ask that.

Guys, I don't, oh my god, I don't want to hear that la la la. I'm not

Oh yes, you're such a fucking prude.

Listen, can you keep your voice down? Okay, Jody's here and I don't want him

hear you talking like that.

So what? I don't care he's here. He's not your son.

I know he's not my son, but he's my wife's son and like, I don't want him

hearing you.

You mean the whore?

That's his mom. You know what? He's probably not even listening. And I

be surprised if he's pissed at you as well for taking away the internet.

I mean, look it. He's 18.

You know what he wants to do? He wants to be surfing the net for porn. And now

he can't because you got rid of the internet because you think I'm a child

you don't want me to go out and have sex with young men.

Stop saying that. I don't need to hear that.

Well, too fucking bad.

Listen, just do me a favor. Just watch TV and... Why are you dressed like this?

Can you put on... Can you cover up?

I am covered up. Would you rather have me do this instead?

Mom, stop.

Pick your battles there, son.

And besides, I happen to think this is hot.

I'm sexy. I feel sexy.

And you know what?

What's the problem?

I'm going to work. Good. If you need anything, call me or ask Jody, whatever.

I'll order you some food.

Oh, food.

How about I eat some dick?

So you know what I need. I need the internet back.

Oh. You're not getting the internet. Okay, how about I need some batteries?

Okay, fine. What kind of batteries do you need? What do you need? Oh, I need a

good maybe hundred of triple.

Triple A's? No.

Probably 20 triple A's and like 80 double A's. Come on. Why do you need so

batteries? What are you talking about? Come on.

You're not allowing me to go out and get fucked whenever I want to. So I'm stuck

using all of my toys and I've broken every single one of them. I'm not trying

hear this. You're playing with toys?

Come on. I'm not playing with toys. I'm an adult woman. Of course I'm playing

with toys. I mean, you're...

I'm leaving. Bye.

Bye. Don't forget my batteries.

I'm not giving you batteries so you can use your toys, okay? It's not happening.

Fucking piece of shit prick. I can't believe it.

Hey, Siren, is everything good?

Oh, go eat a dick, kid.

For sure.

I just wanted to say for the record, I think your son's being a total dick.

And I'm with you. I think we should have internet and, you know, you should be

allowed to do whatever you want.

Really?

Yeah. Oh, I figured my son rubbed off on you.

No. Hmm.

Well, you know what? We don't talk enough. Why don't you come over and sit

Oh, uh, sure.

I don't need that anymore.

Yeah, I just, like, we do have internet and you're old enough. You should be

able to do whatever you want to do.

Oh, you know what? I'm so glad to hear that.

It's so frustrating. I mean, I raised him. He needs to do what I say, not the

other way around. And it's so refreshing to hear that you think the same thing.

You know? I mean, it's like, I should be able to get dick whenever I want,

right?

Totally, yeah.

Yeah, and especially young Dick.

Whatever you want. I mean, you raised him.

Oh, you know, that's just so sweet. I'm so glad to hear that.

And he just doesn't understand what young Dick does to me. I mean, oh my

they're nothing like older men. I mean, oh God, he wants me to go to bingo?

Can't stand, right?

I can't stand being around older men. Oh, younger men.

Oh, they just make me feel alive.

I mean, they're like the fountain of youth. They make me feel young and oh,

how they are attracted to me. And I mean, oh my God, what's the better thing

your ego, right?

Oh, and their energy.

Wow. Stamina. Oh, God, it's just amazing.

It feels so good inside and outside.

And you know.

they will do anything I tell them.

Yeah? Like, they do.

They're such good boys.

And it's like, it's kind of fun bossing them around and go, do this and do this

and go here and go there. And they're like, oh, yes, yes, I would love to. And

they're so eager.

I bet.

Well, if you need any help at all.

Let me know. I'm happy to do anything.

My phone even has internet if you want to use it. I don't really know how to

search for guys or anything, but I can let you borrow it.

That's very sweet.

Maybe. Maybe sometime.

Yeah, anything I can do to help.

Well,

you know, I do have an idea that's a little better than the internet.

Do you want me to go get those batteries?

Do you really need a hundred?

Truthfully, yes, I do. But no, that's not the idea.

I want your dick.

I'm sorry. I thought I heard something crazy.

What? I want your dick.

Come on. We're not related.

It really doesn't matter.

What? You don't want a fucking old chick like me?

It's not that I don't want to. I just...

Fine. You know what?

Just get out of here. I know you'll probably just go tell your whore mom or

son that Nana was trying to hit on me.

No, I won't tell them.

Are you serious?

What? About fucking?

I mean, yes.

Well, yes, I'm serious.

Here you go. Grab them.

Yeah, I can definitely keep a secret.

Well, good, because at my age, I have a ton of secrets.

No one needs to know a damn thing.

Yeah.

That's right.

Worship those tits.

You're pretty good at that.

You practice, or do you just watch too much porn?

Oh, shit.

Yeah, pinch those nipples.

Pinch those nipples.

Oh, you want to get them nice and hard.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

joey.

You like these old tits, don't you?

Well, obviously.

Look at that nice young cock of yours getting hard.

Oh, yeah.

That's why I like young tits.

It's right there on the skin of your face.

Fuck. Oh, God, I have to have your dick right now in my mouth.

Actually, it's Jody.

Oh, whatever.

Give me your dick.

Okay.

Ooh, yes, please.

Nope.

I'm so fucking tired.

Amazing young cock.

I'm so hungry.

Oh shit.

It's amazing, Derek.

um um

So long.

um um

Where is this dick, man?

Hiding in your bedroom.

Should have been in my bedroom.

God. Kids, get over here. Joey, I need to fuck you.

I can't believe how long it's been.

Yes, yes, that's it.

Yes, yes.

Let me feed you, Joey.

My god, this dick's amazing.

who I needed.

Fuck me, Joey.

Just take control.

That's the way.

Yeah.

Yeah. There.

There you go.

Now fuck me in.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes, give it to me.

Oh, fuck, yes.

That's it.

Yes, fuck this whole chick. Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, that's it. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, fuck, Joey, yes, yes, yes. I'm gonna cum

again. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Joey.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I was like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Oh, Joey.

Yes.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

That's how my pussy is.

Yeah.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Good.