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Hi, my name is Summer Day, and this is from Missax .com, and I'm going to give

you all of my love.

Hey Summer, do me a favor. Can you tell them I'll be back in a few hours?

Why? Chad, where are you going?

Mike's Sporting Goods. I got a gift card for Christmas.

Oh my god, that's right by the mall.

I need to go. Will you take me? No, no, no. I'm not taking you there again.

Oh my god, Chad. I will do your chores for the rest of the week. I really need

to go.

No way. Have Natalie take you.

She can't. I promise. I won't take that long. I just, I need to try a few things

on. and then I'll be done.

Yeah, that's what you said last time. And then we were walking around the mall

for hours eating a pair of earrings.

I'm not doing that again. It was excruciating. I don't even care if you

choice for a month. Well, Nana gave me a gift card from Mike's Sporting Goods,

and you can have it if you take me.

Yeah?

How much did she give you?

A hundred bucks.

What the hell? That's double what she gave me.

take one hour.

You know I need at least two hours.

I need to find the best things.

Alright.

You're the best stepbrother ever.

Okay.

So, Chad?

Yes?

If plants feel pain,

Scientifically speaking.

Then why do vegans eat plants?

Well, plants don't have a brain or a central nervous system.

Oh.

I wonder why kamikaze pilots wear helmets.

I suppose it's to keep their heads safe until they complete their mission.

You're so smart, Chad.

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

I don't know.

I guess it's subjective to each person.

Matter of opinion.

I don't know.

Why do... Summer, please.

You're exhausting me. Let's just get there.

Hey, Chad.

Why is the cup way smaller on the 32B than the 36B?

I don't know.

Hurry up.

Hey, Chad, what's the difference between Cotton and Modell?

Summer.

Chad, get out of here.

There's a chair in here. I'm going to sit in here.

That's not all right. Get out.

People look at me like I'm some sort of pervert.

I'm going to sit in here, or I'm going to go out to the car.

No, you can't wait in the car.

Why not?

Because I may need to borrow $10.

This stuff is so expensive, Chad. I don't know why this lace bra costs more

my sports bra.

Why are you shopping for lingerie anyways?

Because I'm a woman now, and women wear lingerie from time to time.

This is crazy.

Okay. Here you go.

I'm going to wait in the car. No, no.

Sit down.

Please, I want you to stay.

You could give me some advice.

Honestly, I don't know what I'm doing here.

And I don't want that strange lady with the measuring tape touching my boobs

again.

It was a bad idea to take you to the mall. Okay, you can sit in here, all

Because I don't think they allowed boys in the dressing room.

Just be quiet.

Turn around for a moment.

Aren't you supposed to put that over your normal underwear?

Why are you peeking, Chad?

Turn around.

What are you doing? Don't you have to buy that first?

You're not going to tell anybody.

I told you, be quiet.

Chad? Yep?

Turn around for a moment.

Uh... So, how does it look?

Yep, it's a winner. Looks great.

Let's go.

Stop!

Did you like this one, the purple one?

Or do you like this one better?

I don't know. You

have to

give me something.

I like the blue better.

You can't tell my mom or your dad that I bought sexy lingerie. They would kill

me if I bought anything under than just normal underwear.

It's so embarrassing in the locker room when all the other girls wear these cute

lacy bras.

My dad makes me wear granny pants.

Everyone else wears...

Push -up bra.

You know, Natalie asked me in front of all the cool girls if my bra was a

training bra.

I literally thought I was going to die. Like, they all laughed at me, Chad. I

was so embarrassed.

Yeah, Natalie's a bitch.

You don't think she's hot?

No.

Never. Well, all the guys think she's hot.

And she puts out.

If you know what I mean.

Great. And she's a slut, too.

Summer, why do you hang out with that girl?

Well, she's nice most of the time.

She's fun to be around.

Well, she said she would fuck you if she was me.

Do you like this one?

I know you do.

I can tell.

So, Natalie actually said that she wants to have sex with me.

Chad, do you think guys would like this?

Not just like girls, but like real guys.

Last I checked, I was a real guy.

You know what I mean.

All right.

Let's get all this wrapped up. How much does it cost?

Let's steal it. No.

No. We're not stealing anything.

Natalie does it all the time. All we have to do is cut off the sensor so they

don't notice it and it won't beep.

And we'll leave a giant pile of clothes so they don't even know anything's

missing. It's so easy.

She can get you in a lot of trouble if she's caught stealing.

You're such a stick in the mud.

The purple one comes in a full panty, but I like this one with a thong better.

No thong.

But don't guys like thongs better?

Why do you care?

No guy's gonna see your granny panties in the locker room.

You're fine.

Yes, but your friend Michael is taking me on a date.

And he said we can go anywhere.

I told him I want to go to a hotel.

He's going to take me to the Blue Crystal Pier.

You're going to a hotel?

I'm going to have sex for the very first time with your friend Michael.

And I don't want my underwear to be embarrassing.

You are not having sex with Michael.

Number one, Chad, you're not my daddy.

And number two, I can have sex with whoever I want, whenever I want to do

Okay, little miss, I just turned 18.

I'm going to tell your mom and my dad, okay?

And we'll see who gets in trouble.

Bye.

If you try to leave, I will scream bloody murder that some pervert walked

here and is trying to rape me. That is seriously messed up.

I doubt she'd even do that.

Help! Shut the fuck up!

Excuse me, miss.

Did you need any help with anything?

Yeah, we're... I'm fine. I'm fine.

Do you need any other sizes?

Nope. I'm almost done.

I'm not trying to be mean. I just really want to go on a date.

In a hotel room?

If you want this guy to have any respect for you, you've got to rethink this.

It's obvious why I want to see him in a hotel room.

The lingerie is... I just want him to think I'm pretty.

Well, you think Natalie's pretty.

Yeah, she's pretty.

But in a different way. Like, you're pretty too.

She's like Pam Anderson. You're like Audrey Hepburn.

Elegant and mysterious.

So, you think I'm pretty?

But am I sexy?

So, is that why your penis was hard before I started to yell the whole rapey

thing?

I just saw that.

Okay, uh, we should talk about this at the car. That nails woman's probably

going to come back.

I'm getting a little nervous. Go.

No, please.

I don't want to give you time to figure out some strategy in the car to say no

to me.

I know how you do.

Look, I don't even want to have sex with your friend Michael.

I don't even find him remotely attractive.

I just... I just want to lose my virginity.

I need to lose my virginity.

Okay, you don't need to break the seal just yet, okay? There's plenty of guys

college.

Not today. Let's go.

Yes, there absolutely is.

I am the only girl my age that I know who is a virgin.

And it's because you and my dad won't let me date any guy I like.

Trust me, I would love to give my virginity away as a precious gift to

I really care about.

But I can't see anybody because of you guys.

You're overprotective.

So I have to go to your friend Tall Michael and then put his... whole dick

inside of me.

It will be quick, like jumping in a pool of cold water.

So cold it will make you cringe.

And then it will be over.

I'll be a real woman.

I'll be a real woman with a beautiful lace bra and a lace panty set.

And then when I go to college, guys won't think I'm immature and

Alright, if you want to sleep with the guys.

Fine. Not Michael.

But we've already booked the hotel room and everything.

That guy is a huge douchebag.

He's not that bad.

Oh, yes he is.

And he's got a huge mouth. He'll tell everyone.

Good. That's the point. I want everyone to know I'm going to be a real woman

now.

What's the big deal, Chad?

You've had sex with tons of girls.

Yeah. I'm a guy. It's different.

What about your reputation?

I'm telling you, it's different for guys, all right?

Fuck that.

All right, we got to get out of here.

This place is giving me anxiety. I'm getting kind of claustrophobic in here.

Here we go. It is kind of small, but it's kind of sexy in here that I think

people can hear you, and, you know, they don't know you're my brother.

What if you just take your penis out?

I could just pop it in, squeeze it in real quick.

You could break my hymen, and then I wouldn't have to have sex with Michael.

Okay.

You don't know what you're saying, and you don't know what you're doing.

All right, we're not breaking your seal today.

I could feel you looking at me earlier.

It's not even that big of a deal.

All you have to do is sit here and let me put it in.

I know you want me.

It's not hard.

Miss, is everything still going all right?

Uh, yeah, I'm just trying to figure some things out. I promise I'll be less than

half an hour.

Half an hour?

Yes, that's all the time I need.

The customer is always right, you know.

Oh, certainly.

Just tell her if you need me.

Thanks.

We're going to go to jail for... I'm not going back, all right?

Just do it, Chad. If you don't, I will scream, like I said, and you're not

to like what I say to that concerned sales lady.

All right.

Try and get me hard, I guess. I don't know.

I'll put it in my mouth. I know. I've already been practicing on cucumbers.

I eat those.

All right, just give it a little shot.

And let me imagine it's someone else, okay?

Oh my gosh, it's massive

It

tastes so good

Thank you.

Okay.

Am I doing okay?

Shh. Don't worry.

Let me focus.

I just want to know if I'm doing it right. You're doing good. You're doing

Keep going.

I like

it when you tell me what to do.

Are you sure you're liking this?

It's giving me so much spit.

Chad, you promised.

I'm wet now.

I just want to put it in once.

Please?

Like this?

Okay.

Okay.

No, Chad.

great i just i really love your clothing i stubbed my toe really hard i'm so

sorry all right let me know if you need anything almost done

this stuff.

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