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I definitely shouldn't have started at 30.

Yeah, well, I mean, the point is to have fun, right? Cheers.

Totally. You're so lucky your dad lets you have these parties.

It's not luck.

I had to beg him tons to have these parties, all the time.

He hates it. He thinks I'm some fucking slut.

It's awesome, though. He's never around.

He just doesn't know how to have fun.

Well, speaking of fun...

I have a surprise for you guys.

What? I invited the dorkiest girl in school to the party.

Really? Uh -huh. Who?

Alice Greenberg.

Oh, my goodness.

The one that always dresses like that.

She's going to be fun. Do you think she'll come?

Who knows? Maybe she'll have the balls, right?

I hope she does come.

Yeah, that would be hilarious.

Okay, speaking of...

Alex, did you guys see her at the fucking pep rally the other day? Oh my

yes. It was bad.

I feel like I don't even know this.

I didn't think people could trip up that many bleachers. Look

who's here.

I better go greet her.

Alex!

Alex!

It's so good to see you.

I didn't think you would make it.

Of course. I can't believe you invited me.

You're so sweet.

Well, just don't forget to loosen up, okay?

And I'm not talking about that kitty shit, alright?

I mean having some real fun.

I can have fun.

Sure you can. I hope you have some fun then.

I'm going to go get another drink.

Hey. What's up, Alex?

Hey.

So, what's your favorite color?

Mine's purple.

What's your favorite color?

Hey, purple girl, how about you take a shot?

I wish I could, but I'm only 18.

Oh, my goodness. I guess I shouldn't drink this then.

Jeez.

Hey, nerd, where are you going?

That's the cheerleader's favorite part of the year. People make it because

they're like, team makes it. You get like an extra week. Oh, yeah.

I kind of like watching football sometimes.

Really? Yeah. I bet you do.

What's your favorite team?

I don't really have one.

I bet you don't even know any of the players' names.

That was like the most awkward conversation I've ever had.

Were they hopping your DMs?

Oh my gosh.

Where are you going?

You can't leave.

It's a pool party.

How are you going to leave without getting in the pool?

Oh my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Why did you just push your head like that? Oh, my God. Oh,

man.

We'll get you girls.

Oh, my God.

Lexi.

They pushed me into the pool.

Do you have a towel?

Why would I get you a towel?

You know we only invited you to mess with you, right?

What?

You didn't think we actually liked you?

Guys, she thought she was here because we liked her.

Obviously not.

She's cold and wet and a loser.

Dad,

stop being so dramatic. We're just having fun.

Does she look like she's okay? Does it look like she's having fun? Look at her!

Come on, Dad. She's like our piñata.

She thinks we can, you know, swatter around a bit.

The party is over.

But, Dad!

I don't want to hear another word from you. I was willing to turn a blind eye

this party, but you took it too far.

Look at you. You're drunk. I want you to go upstairs, and we're going to talk

about this in the morning. And the rest of you, your punk asses, can get the

fuck out of here. Now! Thanks for ruining our party, loser.

Here. Keep this on.

The room is nice and warm.

Just warm up right here. I'm going to get you a change of clothes.

Thank you.

Yeah.

So, what's your name? I haven't seen you before at any of Lexi's parties.

Alice.

I know Lexi from English class.

We didn't talk very much, but I thought that was changing when she invited

me to this party.

But...

Now I realize this just embarrassed me.

I'm such an idiot.

Lexi, she doesn't care about anyone else but herself.

She's selfish.

Just like her mother.

Mr. Raymond.

No, no, I mean it. Actually, and it feels good saying it out loud, damn it.

since her mother inherited...

Her father's money.

She's become a different person. She's selfish.

She's spoiled.

She's rotten.

And Lexi is actually becoming just like her.

I don't even recognize them anymore.

You are not an idiot.

You're a good person.

You're actually everything I wish my daughter would be.

You don't even know me.

I know your type.

You're smart.

Kind.

A little misunderstood.

I mean, you enjoy spending more time with your hobbies than hanging out with

your classmates, right?

See, that's actually a good thing. Trust me.

How do you know so much about me?

I'm a lot like you.

I'm more like you than I am like Lexi.

And look, you don't have to pretend to be something to get somebody to like

You don't have to ever do that.

Okay?

You're a good person just the way you are. And the right person will come

and appreciate you for who you are.

You should probably change before you get a cold.

Okay? So... You can change right here. It's alright.

No. I think I should go to the bathroom.

No.

It's okay if you change right here.

Okay.

What are you doing?

Alice, you're smarter than most girls your age.

You know what I'm doing.

This is inappropriate.

You're married.

And you're much older than me.

Also, I'm, uh...

You're a virgin.

Alice,

you're special.

And I'm sorry no one your age can show you that.

And I know how to make you feel good.

Don't lose your virginity to one of those pricks.

Please, be gentle.

Okay.

You're doing okay.

Mm -hmm.

Do you touch yourself at all?

You could tell me.

A few times.

Yeah. I don't ever.

Why?

We can fix that today if you want.

That feels weird.

Like enough to bust it.

A little bit.

Yeah.

It's your take.

It's taking your mind off of what a person Lexi was to you and all her

friends. Yeah. Yeah, it's better.

You don't have to pretend with me.

Okay.

That's really nice.

That's right.

Do you like it softer or harder?

Like that.

Just like that? Like where your finger...

Especially you are.

What do you want to do?

I don't know.

You want to take it out?

Go ahead.

Don't worry.

Have you ever held a dick before?

Want to put it in your mouth?

Yeah.

Okay.

I don't know how to do it. Don't worry.

I'll tell you.

Do you like that?

Does that feel good?

It feels great.

Let's take your tongue out.

Just like that.

You're so beautiful.

Has anyone ever said that before?

How far down would you go?

Just right there.

Stay right there.

I know.

Just like that.

Oh, look at you.

Sometimes when you do this, you're like, Dad.

Bad.

But if you're with the right guy, he won't mind.

Okay?

Okay.

And you trust me, alright?

Say it again.

I trust you.

Good girl.

Just like that.

I'm sorry.

I made a... I made a mess.

You did make a mess.

Well, I take my man call.

the balls if you want.

If you do that for somebody, you're going to make them really happy.

Oh.

Does that feel good?

and it hurts.

So the next time you need to tell someone what you like.

Oh, I should have said that.

Did you buy a car?

Stay right there.

And I don't care if she takes everything, all the money.

I don't need her.

To hell with her and Lexi.

They're both trash.

Well, I'm flattered, Raymond, but I

should...

Fuck you.