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Chaka Hissop, join me as we tackle
some... Um, okay, um, yeah, I'll call
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doctor back to... Mom!
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Hey, what are you doing? I thought I was
supposed to pick you up from school
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only two hours from now. When they find
out what you did, you are so dead.
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What? Your mom and my dad just texted
us. Did you get it?
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No, I didn't get it. It's hard to hold
my phone right now.
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Sorry. Well, they said that they're
going to stay until Thursday, that they
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some friends in Maui, and that they're
going to learn how to surf.
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Cool. Can you please call Mom on your
phone and put it on speaker?
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Why would you want to do that?
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Because I need to tell them what my
stepbrother said to my boyfriend, who's
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telling the entire world.
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Look, it was totally for your own good.
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Don't tell me what's for my own good.
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I need to tell mom that my stepbrother
is ruining my entire life.
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Relax.
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Calm down. I can explain everything.
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Just chill out.
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I'm chill.
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I'm chill. Don't try to condescend me
like I'm some little kid. I'm officially
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grown woman as of last week.
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Okay.
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I'm sorry. Now that you're 18 now...
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But look, I have a few years on you, and
I know what shady, shifty guys are up
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to, okay?
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You know what they call that guy that
you hang out with?
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Jake the Snake.
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I'm not going to let some slimeball like
that come into my house. No, never. Not
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on my watch ever. No bueno.
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Not for you.
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Sorry.
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Well, I think I'm starting to fall in
love with him.
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Yeah, right.
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Come on, what, do you fall in love with
every guy that you hang out with for,
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like, a day?
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No. Really? What about that douchebag
that used to, like, sag his pants? He
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like, dressed in the 90s or something
like that. Who was that guy?
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Andre. Andre.
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Right, Andre.
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He's an artist.
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Oh, very accomplished.
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And he's a musician.
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Really? Anything I can hear? He failed
high school for the past four years, so,
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you know, he combined me and my squad.
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Peachberry Coolers. Oh, my God. That
sounds very classy of you.
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Oh, what about that meathead guy that
you hung out with? The guy with, like,
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cut -off sleeves, practically wore every
jersey in the fucking nation.
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John. John, right. Classic John.
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He's captain of the football team.
Right.
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Also, one of the hottest guys I have
ever met.
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I swear to God, his body is, like, so
chiseled. He's a Greek god.
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Yeah, right.
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Yeah, wasn't he like mentally challenged
or something? I'm pretty sure, no, I'm
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like 100 % sure that I went to pick you
up from school one time and he was
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getting on the short bus. He's
challenged. Okay, enough.
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I get it. I have a lot of boyfriends.
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But now, that's all over and done with
since you told Jake, who told everybody
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at school, that I have mouth and vag
herpes.
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Come on, you admit that's a little bit
funny, right? Yeah, yeah.
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Hilarious. Right?
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Hilarious. My life is ruined.
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And you couldn't be happier.
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I hate you.
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I really hate you. I don't think you can
fathom the level and the depth
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of hatred I have for you.
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Now, everything is ruined.
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My chance of being prom queen? Ruined.
Ruined!
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When I walk down the hallways at school
now, people laugh at me.
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My squad doesn't even talk to me
anymore.
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Everybody is ostracizing me.
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It just hurt.
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I don't know what to do now.
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Look, I'm sorry. Come here, come here,
come here. Don't cry, don't cry.
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Look, look at me.
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You're smart.
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funny. You're beautiful. You have such
an amazing future in front of you. These
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guys are only going to get you in a bad
way.
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They ruin your life.
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Nobody's going to impregnate me.
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I went to the place downtown and I got
some birth control pills. But now,
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all over with.
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With you interfering with your lies,
nobody's going to touch me with a 10
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pole, let alone love me.
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How could you do this to me, Tyler?
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How?
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I love you.
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I love you.
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I'm sorry.
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You know, I just... I don't know. I
didn't know what to expect when I saw
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guy come into our house, okay? And I had
no idea it was going to be such a slime
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ball, and tell her if you want, okay?
But I'll tell you one thing. I'm not
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I did it.
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Idiot!
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You're not my dad.
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Don't try to act like him.
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Do you mind if I come in?
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Fuck off.
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Yeah, no, you're right. I totally get
it. I'll leave you alone.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm in a mood right now, and it's not
just because of what you did.
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You want to talk about it?
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Yeah.
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You hungry?
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make you a sandwich, and we can talk
about this.
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Gluten -free, right?
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No.
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What? I haven't taken a real shower
since the accident.
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Right. And it's just when mom's not
here, like, I don't have anyone to,
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help me.
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Oh, yeah, no, no, no. I get how that can
be frustrating. I totally understand.
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Well, can I help?
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I could call with your girlfriend, you
know, like Cindy, or...
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No, I told you.
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What? They're not talking to me right
now.
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And that's fine.
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I understand exactly where they stand
now. Look, I... God damn it. I
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am so, so sorry. There's got to be
something I can do to make up for all
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Um, how about I could call your friend
and tell him it was all a dick joke. I
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could call Jake the snake and I could
see whether or not... No, be quick. You
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could make everything worse. I got a
better idea. I could contact the
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and he could, like, put out a lawsuit
about how I was totally fucking with
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You're just gonna make things worse.
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What do you want me to do? I am so
sorry.
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Baby?
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What?
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No, no. That, that...
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So, I mean, it wouldn't be weird or
anything.
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I mean, you wouldn't see me. You would
wear mom's night mask on the nightstand.
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And, like, you wouldn't even touch me.
You'd wear my loofah gloves. So, it
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be, like, fine.
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Uh, you think this is appropriate?
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I don't know.
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I mean, it's not like you're helping me
go to the bathroom or anything.
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Gross. No, I'm not saying that helping
you with your hygiene level is gross at
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all. I'm just saying, you know, such and
such, except for other, bathtub, naked,
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touching. Come on, bro. Don't you think
it's totally the wrong way? Come on,
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bro. What?
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Spend days in that shower.
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So we know you got me in a pretty unique
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situation right now.
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It's only unique if somebody finds out
about it and I can tell you 100 % I will
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be taking this one to the grave. Oh my
god yeah you're talking to me I'm not
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talking to Saul.
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What soap are we going to use?
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I have no idea. I can't see a thing. How
about you just choose and put it in my
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hand. That's fine.
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Okay.
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Alrighty.
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Oh man, this smells pretty good.
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It's called pheromone.
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It's supposed to turn guys on.
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Not like I'm trying to turn you on, but,
you know, suppose I meet a
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tall, chiseled, handsome stranger
tonight.
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Tonight? You think you're going out
tonight? That's not happening. You're
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staying in. Is it coming out or what?
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Tell me.
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Maybe you're right.
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More? Okay,
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is that good?
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Maybe you're right.
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Maybe I shouldn't go out. I mean, I
don't know.
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I'm not 100 % sure.
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Which one?
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What? If I want to go out or not
tonight.
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All right.
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Now, you ready?
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No, no, no, no.
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What?
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You're not washing my hair.
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Not until I'm sure if I'm going out or
not tonight.
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I don't know. One, you're not going out.
And two, what the hell do you want me
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to wash then?
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My back.
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Really?
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This is your back, right?
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Yes.
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and smart.
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Ugh, it feels so nice.
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It does feel nice.
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It's clean. You know, I've been thinking
that this whole you ruining
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all my prospects with all the hottest
guys in school really isn't such a
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tragedy. I knew you'd be coming around.
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Why would you say that anyway?
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I don't know.
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I prefer older men.
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I mean, not too old, but...
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Someone like your age would be perfect.
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What? No, I mean... What?
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Look,
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if you're going to just give it to a
guy, they're going to take advantage of
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you. You need to... You need to go on
casual dates.
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Come on, like, go to the beach, the
museum.
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Find out who someone is before you just
give them your body.
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I mean, what?
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No, no, no. I don't give them the goods.
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What? You don't have sex with them?
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No. I mean, like, no.
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We just, we make out and, you know, we
dry hump, fondle, and if
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he's lucky, then I give him an amazing
handjob.
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And I've just started doing them, but I
gotta say, I'm like a handy pro.
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I've been giving so many lately, and I
only just started.
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But now, that's all done with for right
now. I'm healed,
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so.
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So wait, you're telling me that you
don't have an effect with any of the
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that you bring over here?
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Yeah, stupid.
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Are you listening to me? Don't call me
stupid. Look at what I'm doing for you,
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alright? Call me stupid one more time
and I'm out of here.
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Sorry. Look what I'm doing.
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Um... Sorry.
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But yeah, I mean, of course the guys,
like, you know, want to have sex, but...
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You know, just give them a good handy
and finish them off all nice and sweet
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and... I don't know, maybe I should
start doing blowies, you know?
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It'd buy me some time.
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That way I could, like, see if a guy's
truly worthy of, like, my love and time
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and my sweet virgin pussy.
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Wait, no, I don't think any guy that you
bring around here is deserving of your
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love. Or your handies, blowies, or that
tight virginity of
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yours. No.
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Well, what type of guy should you...
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Who should I be with?
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You've got to be with someone athletic.
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Someone that can keep up with you.
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I mean, you know, when you're all healed
and out and about doing your thing.
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You need to... Look, if you're just
going to give your love to a guy, he's
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going to take advantage of you for that.
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You need to get out there and casually
date.
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Go on hikes.
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Beaches. Go to the museum.
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Go...
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Do something with them. You know, before
you just give them your love.
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Feet, please.
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What? Feet, please.
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Your feet?
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Yeah.
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Get the balls of my feet.
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It's one of those weird boobies.
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It feels good.
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I think you're going to have the
cleanest feel.
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It's got a little harder.
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Don't tickle me.
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Is that good?
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It's so good.
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00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:11,680
Can't wait for you to wash my hair.
245
00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:13,380
Yeah, right.
246
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,880
What, you want to do this for me?
247
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:16,740
Oh, that's rude.
248
00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:20,060
Yeah.
249
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:24,300
I wish you could shave my legs.
250
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,580
What, you can't shave your own legs?
251
00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:31,160
No, I can't even hold a pen.
252
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,400
Do you think it's wise for me to hold a
razor?
253
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000
Probably true.
254
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:40,300
But I don't think you want me to be
shaving your legs because I can't see a
255
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:41,300
thing.
256
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,700
Keep rubbing a little bit more.
257
00:15:55,940 --> 00:15:58,420
I really need these legs shaved.
258
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:01,100
Oh, my God.
259
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:04,550
Like baby grit sandpaper on these
things.
260
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,710
Will you please help me? Oh my god.
261
00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:10,790
Hand me the towel. I'll cover myself up.
262
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:14,570
I'll cover myself up. Hand me the towel.
263
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:16,390
Is there a towel there?
264
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:20,390
Right there. There we are.
265
00:16:20,610 --> 00:16:21,610
Perfect.
266
00:16:23,110 --> 00:16:24,190
Good? Yeah.
267
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,630
Am I going to take these off?
268
00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:29,650
Hold on.
269
00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:33,590
Let me sit over there.
270
00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:34,990
Um, yes.
271
00:16:35,470 --> 00:16:36,470
Alright.
272
00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:42,670
Okay.
273
00:16:42,990 --> 00:16:43,990
Okay.
274
00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:47,950
Are you ready?
275
00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:50,850
Well, what am I doing? You gotta...
Here.
276
00:16:51,630 --> 00:16:53,030
Here's the razor. What am I doing?
277
00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:58,250
Oh, you can take off the blindfold now.
Oh, god, yeah, you're covered. I get it.
278
00:16:58,830 --> 00:16:59,830
Stupid. Alright.
279
00:17:10,089 --> 00:17:11,089
No, don't cut me.
280
00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:13,130
I'm trying not to, okay?
281
00:17:13,730 --> 00:17:18,750
Oh, um, I used Dad's shaving cream. It's
under the sink.
282
00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:20,130
Are you kidding?
283
00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:23,790
Oh my God, Dad has been accusing me of
stealing the shaving cream.
284
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,130
Sorry.
285
00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:43,090
I'm kidding.
286
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,730
Peach fuzz.
287
00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:46,730
That's kind of bad.
288
00:17:47,710 --> 00:17:49,270
What? Is that gone this long?
289
00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:55,950
I like this.
290
00:17:57,070 --> 00:17:59,530
Yeah? I'm glad someone's having fun,
man.
291
00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:05,890
Do you think my legs are twiggy?
292
00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:09,510
Charlotte from Cheer Squad said that
they're twiggy.
293
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,550
Twiggy? No, come on.
294
00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:16,050
Your legs are shapely.
295
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,210
Very woman -like.
296
00:18:18,790 --> 00:18:20,150
Not Twiggy, don't worry.
297
00:18:20,570 --> 00:18:21,570
Thanks, Ty.
298
00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:22,630
You're good.
299
00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:30,110
Okay. I think that does it, right?
300
00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:31,470
Perfect.
301
00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:34,410
Okay, so now you just have to shave my
pussy.
302
00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:36,210
What?
303
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,539
I'm kidding.
304
00:18:37,540 --> 00:18:38,399
Real talk.
305
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,560
You're such a loser.
306
00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:41,360
Oh my god. Okay,
307
00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:44,300
so we're done here?
308
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:51,480
I was kidding about the pussy shaving,
but I actually do need
309
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:55,840
to wash down there's the lady bit area.
310
00:18:57,040 --> 00:19:00,660
Okay, so good luck, right?
311
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,960
Please, please. No, I can't do that.
312
00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:11,320
Please? Well, no, I can't touch you like
that. That's totally wrong.
313
00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:13,140
Oh my god, no, it's fine.
314
00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:15,320
Here, just put this on.
315
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,940
What? Put the blindfold on. Where's the
glove? Put the glove on.
316
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:23,500
And you won't even see me, and you'll
have the glove on, so it won't even be
317
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:24,500
like you're touching me.
318
00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:26,220
It's totally not inappropriate.
319
00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:40,969
That feels like a butt.
320
00:19:40,970 --> 00:19:42,630
Why am I feeling a butt right now?
321
00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:45,750
Because... I thought I wanted to know
what I'm feeling.
322
00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:49,970
Because I like to wash my pussy from
behind.
323
00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:54,270
So that way I can, like, spray it at the
same time.
324
00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:55,750
What? Yeah.
325
00:19:56,850 --> 00:20:00,950
So I usually like to bend over like
this.
326
00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:02,810
What?
327
00:20:03,010 --> 00:20:06,230
And... Spray my pussy.
328
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:08,330
Oh, my God.
329
00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:10,080
Lily. From behind.
330
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,460
Yeah.
331
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:13,920
What am I doing?
332
00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:16,560
You're going to wash it. What? With one
hand.
333
00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:18,020
I don't even know.
334
00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:22,019
Right there.
335
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,840
That is a... That's a butt.
336
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:29,920
What are you... You want me to look...
What? You want me to do that?
337
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:33,220
I'm going to wash my pussy from behind.
338
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:37,540
I like to spray it until I know it's 100
% clean.
339
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,500
Can you rub it really good? Don't, like,
scold me hard.
340
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:43,800
What are you doing?
341
00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:47,680
Do you want me to do that?
342
00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:49,220
That.
343
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:52,340
That? Is that okay?
344
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:53,640
It's okay.
345
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:54,800
Are you sure?
346
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,160
Yeah.
347
00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:01,900
Okay.
348
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,800
It's been so long.
349
00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:19,240
By far, the weirdest thing I've ever
done in my life.
350
00:21:19,980 --> 00:21:21,020
Nobody will know.
351
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,140
Scrub a little bit more.
352
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,820
Actually, scrub it harder.
353
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:30,440
Like that?
354
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:31,500
Mm -hmm.
355
00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:43,690
What is going on over there?
356
00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:47,790
What? Oh, my God. Did I hurt you? Are
you okay?
357
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:53,490
Yeah, they're just a little scratchy.
Yeah, yeah, totally. We're done here,
358
00:21:53,530 --> 00:21:54,530
right? Absolutely.
359
00:21:55,090 --> 00:21:55,989
It's fine.
360
00:21:55,990 --> 00:22:02,090
Well, actually, I mean, if you take this
shower head
361
00:22:02,090 --> 00:22:08,650
and if you spray it on my face, I rub
362
00:22:08,650 --> 00:22:11,070
the petals with my first.
363
00:22:11,850 --> 00:22:15,610
Can you not call it, because it's making
it a lot harder.
364
00:22:16,310 --> 00:22:19,510
Harder? No. Is it hard, Tyler?
365
00:22:19,830 --> 00:22:22,690
No, but just, that's what I meant.
366
00:22:22,890 --> 00:22:26,010
Where's the vaginal area?
367
00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:28,570
And I'll launch this water at it.
368
00:22:29,330 --> 00:22:30,910
Is that nice?
369
00:22:31,430 --> 00:22:32,430
Is that?
370
00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:36,710
Stop. Stop.
371
00:22:37,470 --> 00:22:40,030
You're making it sound like you're
having a hard day.
372
00:22:40,230 --> 00:22:41,230
No, I'm just.
373
00:22:41,390 --> 00:22:43,370
I'm using my piscis. Really?
374
00:22:43,810 --> 00:22:45,290
You can get piscis everywhere.
375
00:22:55,430 --> 00:22:57,470
I don't want to touch it on fire.
376
00:22:58,370 --> 00:23:00,550
I don't want to touch it on fire.
377
00:23:02,610 --> 00:23:03,850
It's a Sahara hole.
378
00:23:05,810 --> 00:23:06,810
That's a hole.
379
00:23:07,770 --> 00:23:08,990
So yay or nay?
380
00:23:09,190 --> 00:23:10,190
No.
381
00:23:10,649 --> 00:23:11,569
This one?
382
00:23:11,570 --> 00:23:12,389
Uh -huh.
383
00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:13,390
Yeah.
384
00:23:13,510 --> 00:23:16,050
Okay. Righty -tighty, lucky Lizzie,
right? Yeah.
385
00:23:16,510 --> 00:23:17,510
Okay.
386
00:23:56,989 --> 00:23:59,330
It was funny. It's like you don't even
need it.
387
00:23:59,570 --> 00:24:00,710
This is what I needed.
388
00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:11,340
It's like it's been broken.
389
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:57,520
Come on.
390
00:26:57,980 --> 00:26:59,940
Yeah, of course.
391
00:27:00,220 --> 00:27:02,720
You had no idea how much I needed that.
392
00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:04,220
Seriously.
393
00:27:04,740 --> 00:27:05,840
I'm here to help.
394
00:27:06,820 --> 00:27:07,739
Thanks, bro.
395
00:27:07,740 --> 00:27:08,820
You're welcome, sis.
396
00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:10,900
All right. All good?
397
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:11,939
All good.
398
00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:12,940
All right.
399
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:20,480
And again, sorry, any consolation for
what I did?
400
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,400
I'll always love you. You're my brother.
401
00:27:28,910 --> 00:27:29,910
We'll be right back.
402
00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:13,820
The guy I was supposed to go to a party
with, he just texted
403
00:28:13,820 --> 00:28:17,740
me and he was like, I could just come
over and hang out.
404
00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:24,000
And I was just like, no, I don't want to
like roll around.
405
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,720
Oh, I can't, I can't be doing that.
406
00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:32,780
And then he was, then he texted me. He
was just like, oh, I forgot to make
407
00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:33,780
with my friends.
408
00:28:34,729 --> 00:28:36,710
He's not texting me anymore.
409
00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:38,190
I'm
410
00:28:38,190 --> 00:28:44,850
sorry.
411
00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:50,430
My hair stinks.
412
00:28:53,170 --> 00:28:55,030
Yeah, it kind of does.
413
00:28:55,470 --> 00:28:56,670
It's all good, though.
414
00:28:58,430 --> 00:29:00,270
Can you wash it for me?
415
00:29:01,830 --> 00:29:07,920
No. Only because I think your mind is
not in a solid place right now, and I
416
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:12,740
don't trust myself to stop you if you
were to come on to me.
417
00:29:13,620 --> 00:29:18,420
Dude, I would never, ever come on to
you.
418
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,300
Like, ever.
419
00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:23,320
Yeah, okay.
420
00:29:23,740 --> 00:29:24,740
Sure.
421
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:32,360
No, you're so not my type. Oh, really?
No, you're altruistic, you're...
422
00:29:33,909 --> 00:29:36,550
ambitious. You're... You have your shit
together.
423
00:29:37,670 --> 00:29:43,890
And I... And I think I've been in love
with you ever since my mom moved me to
424
00:29:43,890 --> 00:29:45,610
this godforsaken town.
425
00:29:46,990 --> 00:29:47,990
Fed, you love me?
426
00:29:49,150 --> 00:29:50,250
No, no, no, no, no.
427
00:29:51,150 --> 00:29:53,210
Like I said, I don't know what I'm
talking about.
428
00:29:53,730 --> 00:29:55,650
My head's all fucked up right now.
429
00:29:55,930 --> 00:29:58,750
Like, forget it. Forget I said anything.
430
00:29:59,030 --> 00:30:00,210
Forget I said anything.
431
00:30:07,210 --> 00:30:08,630
Imagine he would have said that.
432
00:30:56,970 --> 00:30:57,970
Please don't do anything.
433
00:31:00,170 --> 00:31:01,570
Please stay out of my life.
434
00:31:07,470 --> 00:31:14,470
Please love me.
435
00:31:15,310 --> 00:31:16,650
Be my first, Tyler.
436
00:31:18,070 --> 00:31:20,170
I don't want you to do that.
437
00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:26,010
You have to be my first.
438
00:31:33,949 --> 00:31:35,610
Tell me you don't want me.
439
00:31:37,390 --> 00:31:38,390
I don't.
440
00:31:40,570 --> 00:31:44,430
I can't tell you that I don't have to. I
can't.
441
00:31:46,050 --> 00:31:47,110
I don't.
442
00:32:04,780 --> 00:32:05,780
How about this?
443
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,800
How about this?
444
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:22,000
If you get hurt from just me kissing you
445
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:27,700
and showing you my tits, then
446
00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:29,880
we will fuck.
447
00:32:32,260 --> 00:32:34,380
But you have to see that you're hurt.
448
00:32:43,399 --> 00:32:48,740
I want you, but it's hard to tell you
no.
449
00:33:06,350 --> 00:33:08,490
I don't. I can't see.
450
00:33:09,290 --> 00:33:11,070
Shh. How about this?
451
00:33:12,270 --> 00:33:17,370
If your body wants me, you'll be my
first.
452
00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:25,370
And I'll use your body just like I used
your hand in the shower to get myself
453
00:33:25,370 --> 00:33:26,370
clean.
454
00:33:27,310 --> 00:33:31,290
And then I'll use your body to master me
and get myself off.
455
00:33:33,830 --> 00:33:35,490
You say you love me, though.
456
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,400
Shut up.
457
00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:39,020
Here are my terms.
458
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:41,780
I'll kiss you.
459
00:33:43,540 --> 00:33:45,280
I'll show you my tits.
460
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:54,700
And then, and only then, if your heart
will bang.
461
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,180
Aren't you the romantic?
462
00:34:23,530 --> 00:34:26,850
I saw your cat growing on me.
463
00:35:00,110 --> 00:35:01,210
Is that
464
00:35:01,210 --> 00:35:09,470
your
465
00:35:09,470 --> 00:35:11,030
cock pressing up against me?
466
00:35:24,940 --> 00:35:27,140
Nobody knows me better than my brother.
467
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:54,720
Please, I popped my cherry years ago
during cheer practice.
468
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,600
I hate pussy like that too.
469
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,560
Suck on my gut.
470
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,680
Don't fuck with me.
471
00:37:06,570 --> 00:37:07,570
Thank you.
472
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,760
You're so lucky mom and dad aren't here.
473
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:47,180
Shhh. Let's not say that.
474
00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:01,600
Go slow though.
475
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:05,440
This is slow.
476
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,100
The famous ninja.
477
00:38:16,010 --> 00:38:17,430
That is so good.
478
00:38:17,950 --> 00:38:21,010
My sister is such a blessing.
479
00:38:53,710 --> 00:38:54,710
He's in me.
480
00:38:56,950 --> 00:38:57,950
Please,
481
00:38:59,050 --> 00:39:00,310
please, please, Tyler.
482
00:39:00,770 --> 00:39:01,970
He's in me.
483
00:39:03,190 --> 00:39:09,490
He wants to go for you.
484
00:39:10,830 --> 00:39:13,550
I'm tripping. Please put it in me.
485
00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:48,980
Ease it, ease it. It feels so good.
486
00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:51,600
So good.
487
00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:03,040
Just, like, look me in the eyes when you
fuck me.
488
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:09,520
Just cripple my tits.
489
00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:13,900
Oh, my God.
490
00:43:14,780 --> 00:43:21,420
Give me the cup. Give me the cup. Give
me that baby
491
00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:23,420
gravy. Oh, my God.
492
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,380
That cock throb inside me.
493
00:43:58,460 --> 00:44:02,060
Keep it deep in there. I want every
drop.
494
00:44:03,220 --> 00:44:04,680
Keep it deep in there.
495
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,920
Plug it inside of me.
496
00:44:12,540 --> 00:44:14,460
It's such a big load.
497
00:44:17,900 --> 00:44:19,460
I'm so warm and thick.
498
00:44:20,540 --> 00:44:22,940
Oh my God, you're so hot.
499
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:24,280
Of course.
500
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:26,860
I want to do something.
501
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:28,280
What?
502
00:44:30,180 --> 00:44:32,080
Will you be my first blowie?
503
00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:34,780
Yeah, of course.
504
00:44:38,220 --> 00:44:45,080
You can't tell Jake, though.
505
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,860
Are you kidding me?
506
00:45:02,620 --> 00:45:04,960
Can you tell me if I'm doing it right?
507
00:45:05,300 --> 00:45:06,300
So good.
508
00:45:52,890 --> 00:45:55,210
It's so wet right now.
509
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:08,280
Take me to another planet.
510
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:52,320
Come on.
511
00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:57,420
You're so good.
512
00:48:25,260 --> 00:48:26,260
Thank you.
513
00:49:32,940 --> 00:49:33,940
Just saying.
514
00:50:49,130 --> 00:50:50,130
mm -hmm
515
00:51:45,390 --> 00:51:46,690
Teach me how to say this.
516
00:51:47,590 --> 00:51:48,730
Oh, my God.
517
00:51:48,970 --> 00:51:49,970
Oh,
518
00:51:50,570 --> 00:51:51,570
Lord.
519
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:20,320
You stuff me. You're stretching my
pussy.
520
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,420
You're the only boy I like.
521
00:53:03,150 --> 00:53:04,270
There's so many of them.
522
00:53:50,740 --> 00:53:52,040
It's so wet for you.
523
00:55:04,330 --> 00:55:05,530
I lost myself, Chrissy.
524
00:55:09,130 --> 00:55:10,390
You're Chrissy now?
525
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,960
It's not going to be the last time
you're there. Really?
526
00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:49,500
Oh yeah.
527
00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:56,680
I
528
00:55:56,680 --> 00:56:06,780
think
529
00:56:06,780 --> 00:56:08,340
we can both fit on this hub.
530
00:56:10,260 --> 00:56:12,020
I think so. Like when we were younger.
531
00:56:24,140 --> 00:56:25,540
Okay.
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