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Sorry. Not wish to participate in this film, but I'm forced.

I came here to see the dazzling city Bumbay.

As the hero of this movie.

I am one of the young people who are attracted by this city.

Come here, but over time, so they are getting,

forget that what you are looking ....

Exactly Ajay Prasad and came here for the first time in Jaipur.

Before coming here he had been warned to be careful.

Here he met a future star.

Then there were feelings, fear, romance ...

Fears and concerns ... ...

Let's see sensational and entertaining history of this city of dreams.

Let's start with the morning in Jaipur.

You got a handkerchief? - Yes.

Medicines you are done. Must buy.

And their blood pressure measured.

Did you get all your drugs? - Why me every day asking the same questions?

Because I forget.

You will get sick if you do not recall.

What are you doing? - Clock.

You say - Sorry.

Dad, Mom, do not worry about me. Go.

Tonight I will go?

Shekhar will come to dinner tonight.

Go. - Where?

In the office. - Will not you take the car keys?

Today it has no driver. - Where?

Drive carefully.'s Frightening when driving?

From what? - From any incident ...

Always falls into a deep reflection.

Fall into deep thoughts, because I think for new ideas in my work.

He said that my thoughts were wrong.

Have you ever?

May be over me just because my boss.

Will understand that is true, but when I leave.

I told you many times to drive carefully.

Are you his wife? - Yes.

Please sign here. His leg must be amputated.

Again I began to dream?

You must imagine that his accident and now lies in hospital ...

And the doctor said that you should cut legs.

You look very happy today.

Sir, I received a call from your house. You should immediately call them.

What have I forgotten now?

Contact me ... - Okay, sir.

Daddy took my backpack. Now how would I go to school?

Exams are approaching me ... I failed.

None.'ll Do something.

Come quick ...

Covered a wedding in Mumbai on Vijay.

This is good news. When is it?

Next week? So soon?

Son, do not cry. I'll bring the bag.

Will go to Mumbai. We have never been there.

If late for school, I would argue.

You will want to go to Mumbai?

I can not, because the school of Raja ....

Ajay will go alone in Mumbai, you are not you afraid?

From what? Airplane will not break. - Sure.

You do not intervene. Sunnis will go to Mumbai.

I'm afraid, for he never thinks what.

I am not your child to worry about.

As a child I was very strong. Ask her mother.

Sunnis do not want to scare, but Ajay left completely alone to Mumbai.

Mumbai is India's Hollywood.

Full of beautiful and glamorous girls.

What more ... weddings are in the air.

What if he "stumbles" somewhere?

Can it lacks many things but he is still good.

I know it very well. So are you sure?

Hipnoteziral his wife. Give me some advice.

My wife always doubt me.

Rads have the right to question you.

A man is known for his tendency to flirting.

Leave it to you as it is now. You want to remain an idiot?

This should be an insult to you.

Do not listen to what he says.

He will go to the place where I listen to advice.

Let's just Rada. I will tell her ... - Why is involved and in this it?

Do not you think you can meet a nice girl ...? - Never!

Tell me something.

You never been attracted to a girl?

I am a man of strong character. Not eyeing on girls.

But I do think that there was never a girl in your life.

I'll stay celibate.

No, there are many such.

But I've never ran after them. They are those who pursue me.

There was only one such woman and this is now your wife.

Made a big mistake and now probably regrets.

There are many women who are arranging a number for me.

Tell me then at least one name.

My secretary. For you it may be only one telephone operators ...

... Just a typist or furniture ...

But you know what exactly is it?

Are you writing this? - Yes, sir.

In the first paragraph has five errors.

What is this? Become very irresponsible last month.

Earlier there was almost no mistakes, and now so much!

Want to know? Will tell you.

I love you! Ever since the first day I'm in love with you.

I mad at you.

I sank into the fire of passion.

But for you I'm just a piece of furniture ...

A typist, a secretary.

Look at me I'm a woman.

I also have heart.'m Madly in love with you.

You will not leave. You are my only God!

No, Mona, do not do that ...

Mona, let me ...

Write this thing again.

Sunnis, do you remember when you once came with torn shirt?

Yes, it is broken in the laundry.

Hey, listen, he told me a very funny story.

Not slshala I did many times. I'll go to sleep put Raja.

Do not know what I have, but always shunned women ...

Yet they are crazy on me a glance.

My charms attract women to me.

Remember Ramdayal sister? - Widow?

A mother of three children?

No, the youngest to be married ...

What her name? - It does not matter. So what?

Dear God! - You still you came from?

They took me. I do not want to leave.

You're a married woman. Belong to the husband.

No, you're my husband. But I can live without you.

I am also married and have a child.

You belong to me. I'm your wife.

You take me for a maid, but let's stick with you.

No, not illegally f.

I know not and that is illegal.

I have ideals.

But since I saw you there is only one truth about me.

And it's you, only you.

I am attracted by your charm.

Come to me. Should not be with these wedding clothes.

Shameless woman. Leave me alone or else will call.

Do what you want. But I'll be with you in my whole life.

Help! It would rape me!

Leave me ... Leave me to my husband!

Close your mouth.

This is known as an old love affair in the past?

I have met her again later? - Yes.

It was about six months. Mom has two children.

I never met her, to avoid problems.

Proper received his. This is cool.

Still not drank coffee?

How could I? Ajay told me an amazing story.

All day is thought to increase sales in stores ...

... seen that all TV channels late at night.

Which movie now tell him?

Although people attracted to me very strongly,

My nature is much stronger.

And worse is your rich fantasy.

Before I go, though they warn not sending me Ajay himself in Mumbai.

And not for a wedding, now is their season ...

Packed all your medications. Take them regularly.

Do not eat junk, while the wedding.

And do not you smoke, the doctor promised that it will not do it.

Also the doctor told you not to touch alcohol.

Anything else? - Bring nice clothes Raja.

Only Raja? - I've enough.

Raja also has enough.

But you will not toys, as the Bunty.

In Mumbai you will find everything.

How big toy? - So.

Okay, I will bring.

And call me at eight o'clock.

- I will wait. - That enough?

Be careful, always doing things wrong, but it is your habit ...

What do I do? I do not had much time to

was naughty. Men are very playful when they are away from his wife.

Last time Shekhar otdide in Delhi for two days and come back bald.

One girl told him that bald guys look very sexy.

But I will not do such a thing. Well I have as I have.

No cigarettes, no alcohol, no haircut.

After three days in Jaipur and back office.

The accommodation is great difficulty in Mumbai.

Many relatives came to the wedding

but all are housed in different locations.

You dropped your nice bedroom with air conditioning.

There phone. Even if you can take your car.

Assortment of food is perfect. Vegeterianets you or you?

Whatever you do will be just three days.

But we've planned for a week.

The girl's parents have a travel agency.

Will show you around Mumbai and Goa.

What time will go today? - At some time ... You can relax.

Today will send a car for seven hours. - So soon?

Why? Would you like to have breakfast with us?

When will the wedding ceremony? - Not before 12:00.

Send car 1 1 0.30. - Okay.

The place is no more than 15-something minutes.

You can walk if you want.

To walk? - The car will be there, but if you can walk.

8:00 would be okay? - From 7:00 to be with you.

Where do you want to go? - With shops.

Will help you napazaruvate affordable.

Do not worry. I asked you to watch. Do you understand?

Arrived.

Here are the keys. The apartment is on 4 floors.

Which number? - 412.

Take the elevator. I will bring the luggage.

Have you bought the whole shop?

I called your.

I had to go out with me. Again you forgot?

Today I took the money, so I went to shop.

I'm not buying from 15 days. The lift is here!

Listen! - Later.

Which floor? - Fourth.

Can I open the door? Both my hands are ...

Keys? - Here they are.

Disconnect them.

Who? - Midwest.

What happened? Do not fall? Open the door, my keys are out.

Oh, God, sorry. What hurt it?

I pushed the door in my nose.

'm Not even aware. What idiot I am.

Come, I'll put my nose medicine. - No, I am.

Come on.

Click here. - What should I push?

Knob of the drawer.

Stay away from me. I'm very clumsy.

So far I have not seen you. - I have brought to the apartment to you.

Oh, you're neighbors!'ll Like here.

Apartments across the street is free. No noise.

There are no animals or children.

But there is a smuggler.

And there does a singer who sings in the films.

Started singing when I see it.

We have little family. Just you and me.

Does it hurt? - I'm ... Go away.

Where did, what happened to you?

Slightly hurt. - So fast!

This is where you will stay.

This is my card. Here it has my number.

Do not hesitate to contact me.

My name is Rabindranath. I have no connection with Rabindranath Tagore.

You can call me Ravi. Here is the kitchen.

Food in the refrigerator.

Newspaper and milk will be to your door every morning.

There is also a microwave oven can warm food.

Have fun.

There is also a bar with a great variety of drinks in five star hotels.

Send car tomorrow morning.

Will come at 8 tonight. - Why?

Having a party for the groom. - Come in 8.30.

You must call at 8:00 at Jaipur.

Does STD? - Yes, you can call anywhere.

Here is the headset. As in a house f.

Be ready at 8.30. I'll be here.

And close the door properly, though this is Mumbai.

Remember my name - Ravi. Here I am at 8.30.

We have little family. Just you and me.

I'll be back sooner can invite me for tea ...

To talk to me ... However, we have a little family.

Until they have time to call the Sunnis.

What will you do during that time?

"The problems during the middle ages"

"The problems during middle age and outcome"

What did Sunni, and told me to call her in 8?

Do not believe me?

You think it will, I will start to smoke, drink ...

... And Shekhar be back home with a bare head.

This is a problem for women. They are very suspicious.

Maybe he thinks its a good time now with some girls.

Eight years have passed since we got married.

I have not looked at any girl.

Not that there was such in my life.

There were many.

Sunnis, do not laugh. Girls are rising to me

like moths to a flame. - You fire?

If not, then why you worried and you want to call you?

Why? You're my husband?

It is a problem. Looks the same way as 8 years ago.

And you? You are already approaching middle age. You will soon realize

're not as young as you want to be.

But I would remain the same.

It is normal to upset. This is the law of nature.

Women grow old faster. And even at 60 I would still am the same.

And because of my external appearance, people will confuse it with my mother.

Hello, Mom ... Sunni!

How did you find this number?

Hold on.

Accommodation is great. There are all necessary.

Sam here. The rest are elsewhere.

I thought about you and call you.

Tell Raja that he would go to a movie or a circus when I get back.

Why going with Shekhar? What he is Raja?

No, the air conditioner works, not much rain ...

Tonight is party. Call me if necessary.

Raja Shekhar has come out with, then we will go to the cinema.

"The problems during middle age and outcome"

Hello. - Hey, come on.

How is your nose? Sorry ... - It's okay.

Brought to you paste it. - No, do not worry.

Worried because if your nose is broken, then your face will not look good.

Did you have fun person.

Your nose should be operated.

But you know what things can happen in the hospital.

Instead of operating your nose, you can take the bodies ... one Arab.

Even if you die during the operation.

For such a thing would judges them millions of rupees.

Not for you but for your relatives.

Well, I'm alive and my nose is fine.

If you're not busy, here.

Came to heal your nose.

The apartment is so pretty ... looks like I got a movie site.

You and your air conditioner!

Fan not working at home.

And so wet. What problem!

Why do people come to Mumbai?

Do you want coffee or tea?

- Did you live? - Yeah, whatever.

- How sad ... Like me. - Then I will meet more frequently.

- Want some tea? - Gotta photos.

Will go and cancel them. Then I will come and drink tea together.

Then we go for the photos. But it is so warm tea ...

- Do you have a car? - Car not, but there is cake.

Put it over ice ..

Ice? What do you mean?

Oh, sorry. Put ice in the car. Tea go with the cake.

Crazy!

- Actress are you? - No, but trying to become one.

I have already signed three contracts. Start filming next month.

- In which film will be shot today? - For a television series.

Play in six series.

Series looking every day, but they have never seen.

How, and still shoot film?

In fact, they earn money by ads.

So far I have appeared in four ads ...

for different products.

You should not do anything but be smiling.

I wish Doogie month'm here to see photos.

There is nothing certain about the other month.

I'm going to get changed in the kitchen.

- The kitchen? - It's hot out there that keep their clothes in the fridge.

You and music! How lucky!

Play something else, it's not mine.

Will be back.

Dress in the kitchen.

Such a beautiful and nice girl.

It may propose to continue to meet.

The atmosphere in the room must be good.

My first night in Mumbai. Just me and actress.

Raining outside ... music ... romantic atmosphere!

What do I do?

For the first time I'm away from the Sunni and I am ready to flirt.

To hell with the atmosphere!

Problems''during the middle ages and the results thereof''

Calm down, why are you so tense?

So what do you as an actress for a neighbor?

And what if they come here to drink?

This is a good attitude ... You shall love your neighbor.

We must be good citizens.

I hope she does bad impressions of me ...

And not think to rob me, because I am a trader of diamonds in Jaipur.

If so, you are wrong. Grab your drink and get out.

I am married and decent man ..

I am a Christian, then why be afraid?

Sorry, Dr. Gupta. Just one sip. Today things are different.

Drink? - Why not?

This is it! Cheers!

The day was gloomy, tortured time ...

... the world is going to drink ...

BAFEO Lahri and his latest hits. Let them hear.

Oh no ... Not BAFEO Lahri.

- This is a new song. - Stop it, I can not hear anymore.

You can listen to it more, but just for you.

When listening to such music, is upset.

Crazy.

Lose balance and do not know about yourself ...

... or what I do or where I am.

- Why not sing? - You know why?

I will pick you up in his arms and make you happy.

Coming.

The situation is not it wonderful?

- Coming so early? - Now are you wearing?

- Let's go. - Come at 8.30, there is still time.

It will take time until we get to Mr Sharma.

Dzhahu traffic is like a snail's pace.

- Just go now. - Why?

- I have a little work. - Come here for wedding ...

What job can you have?

Leave the car, then I'll come alone.

How is that possible? You are our guest.

You can take me half an hour but not earlier.

- Did you kill it? - Yes.

The girl who lives next to you, visit you?

What nonsense are you talking about? What have I to her?

I have this in mind, but it is amazing.

- I'll come in 8. - I'll give you ring when you come then.

- Whatever you want, I will be near the phone. - Go.

People here are bad manners. It must be the father of 4 children.

The atmosphere in Mumbai is poor and tainted.

Where is she? Said it will come.

What you do there?

You can eat and went to the pictures ...

I am ... Sesedkata you that you bang your nose.

Come on.

Do not go and change to a photo?

I called to cancel them.

It is so convenient for you ... I wish I could stay here.

Last night I slept in the bathroom.

Good idea to escape from the heat.

But the sound of dripping water kept me awake ...

So I took off and her shirt to put tap water.

Then you probably already slept comfortably?

This is typical Indian wisdom.

- After a while I woke up again. - Why?

- There was no water. - And here I stop the water?

Everything is possible in Mumbai.

- Then you have to stay awake? - I slept with the door open the refrigerator.

- Where is your cigarette? - I quit smoking.

My doctor says that if no cigarettes in front of you ...

... not think of them.

When not thinking about them, and not to smoke.

Dr. Joshi told to stop smoking.

Dr. Gupta told me do not stop alcohol.

Thank God there is no doctor and third.

I played in a movie as a guest actor. I had a roommate.

It was a heavy smoker, smoking, 4 boxes per day.

- Now she smokes cigars. I left that place. - Why?

I was on the cover of "Filmfare magazine".

- They would get frustrated. - Why?

It was a fine photo. Dzhuhi I was on the beach ...

... smiling with outstretched hands.

In the next issue was a lot of compliments on this photo.

Compliments, also must have been good? - Yes.

Someone called it.''''Soap bubble.

There were three important things in this picture.

Water, blue sky and me.

Some had, and notices.

I paid 1000 rupees per hour.

And I shot four hours ..

- Probably very've won? - I stopped to photograph.

Now I'm in advertising. Win more here.

- Give me every week on television. - Where?

There are two sari. One is done, so look dirty.

Going out on the street, but nobody looks at me.

Then a voice said,''See laundered clothes with ordinary soap.''

And I come away with a clean sari and all I watch.

And I say''See sari, washed with Dzhalmil?

All gather around me and start to sing ...

This soap should sell really well?

Your way of speaking is so good.

Thanks, but people do not think so.

Give me on TV every week, millions of people watching me.

Indira Gandhi and probably are not looking at her so many people.

I wish I was a little older, then I could see Indira Gandhi.

- Strong woman you been? - I can tell you I'm not so old.

I thought their ...

36 will become 37.

And I did two days ago I was 22 but I did nothing for my birthday.

But got a safe car, which contains 6 bottles.

I gave them a singer, who is my fan.

I thought that they would drink all the bottles in a day.

Alone? This is really sad. Your film was not there with you?

Not allowed ... he is always busy with their texts.

So boring. I love to drink drive in the bathroom.

- But I could not open my bottle. - Why?

I could not find the opener. Maybe I'm losing her. Do you come across any?

If not, we will open with your teeth.

- Then I will bring your car here. - Car with a cake.

We drink together car here. It would be fun.

Annual number of "Filmfare".

Hello Ravi, I am Ajay from Jaipur.

Come half an hour.

Annual number of "Filmfare" if it still there?

Here? Thanks!

Sharuk Khan will participate in television.

Govinda, who never appears on television.

Hello, Sunni, what a surprise!

Feet of film in my absence.

Well that movie was complete ..

Picnic? Who else goes to a picnic? Shekhar and his wife?

Will you go back to tonight??

Who told you that I drink alcohol?

Now drink car. Car not kidding.

Read an article''Soap bubble.'' Funny f.

Ring so long. Where were you?

Sorry, I was talking on the phone.

O Lord, my brace fell.

Will you pick me?

And my zipper cuff.

- Your hair ... - Move away in January.

One minute ...

Itch right shoulder, please pocheshay me.

Can you open the bottle with your teeth?

Why not? There is no way not to do it. Not everyone can.

Come on, open it quickly.

Bring your cup.

- Eh. - My finger stuck.

Do not hang on an angle and will happen.

This never happened to me before.

Surely there is some obstacle in the air.

- But sometimes it happens. - Will help you.

This wedding ring is it?

This came as a dowry. Counterfeit diamond f.

- But now my wife are separated? - Why?

I mean it is in Jaipur and I here.

- Do you have children? - I have a tot.

My fingers are vkochani because inside is very cold.

Grab on tight to the cabinet.

Give me your hand with a bottle of that country.

The shoe is on my stomach, no!

Be careful, I'm from appendix surgery last year.

- Are you hurt? - No. Give me the cup.

I hope its not my car and lost valuable time ...

with a married man? - It is good that you're married.

If it were not married, what

girl would be shared with your car

you in this lovely apartment, fully only?

You think differently than others.

There is no chance to have my problems with a married man.

- What problems? - I believe.

but people are very impressed that the singer keep away from him.

And I began to make suggestions. Why is that?

Maybe they look, can not think of anything else.

It will say it's fun with all the married men.

They never talk about weddings because they are already married.

- Here's another car. - Where's the cake?

- On the table is, - I'll go get it.

I can assure you that should not have any grievances from me

proud to say because I'm married.

But I will not talk about marriage with you.

- Where were you last night? - In my neighbor's apartment.

In his every room has AC, CD, and Karaoke.

I wish I could not wiggle away.

You laugh when I sing.

Will you come to my records today?

- And there is air conditioning. Today, I have pictures. Next time.

Then go. Today, I drive.

- Is there Air? - No.

I spend the night at my neighbor's room.

- You and your neighbor? - He was married.

He says he is 35, but must be 45.

All married people removed from their years.

- Can I come with you? - Come, but will be quiet.

- Can you sing? - To go on a long trip and three.

Will a good time. - And that old man would come with us?

He is good. When two become friends

will meet in his apartment.

- We will recite verses there. - No verse and songs.

However the same is, go now. I will go to the neighbor.

I'll tell him about you. It's so warm.

- Delays. - Hey!

What are you doing today? - Almost nothing.

I have to go to a wedding tonight.

Do you want to see my photos in studio?

Let's go, we eat in a restaurant with air conditioning.

- Dinner? - And later we can go watch a movie.

''Hungry Jackal of the Grave Yard''.

But I have to attend a wedding tonight ...

This is the main reason that I came here. - I have to go to a wedding.

Let's go.

I'll go get changed. - It is not necessary.

- Why in traditional clothes? - This is our culture.

Our culture and those horses from the time of Mahabharata ...

... a magnificent chariot that reminds us of the time

everywhere where there was happiness, peace and blogopoluchie.

This land was a paradise.

Our tradition and clothes Surat

are good and beautiful forever.

They are a symbol of success and happiness.

If no restrictions, and play hard man

why then should I accept it?

We do what we do together. I'm free.

We will do whatever I want. ... Traditions

Done today, but come tomorrow. How did you get the pictures?

Photos? Which photos?

You work for money or believe in what you advertise?

Why can not believe ... Were you with clothes Surat ...

Then I would hug.

- How? - So.

My faith in Indian ads returned.

Oh, God! I became ill at the thought that should go in my stuffy apartment.

I paid 4000 rupees for this ad.

I can not understand why after making such buildings

swimming pool, TV antennas ...

Why can not provide air conditioning and everywhere?

- Once I paid 50 rupees per worker. - 50 rupees?

And throughout courted me, loser!

If you can come to my apartment at any time.

Later on we deal with air conditioning.

I keep the air conditioning switched on all denonishtie.

And when I become very cold, I take a blanket.

- Let's go then. - Let cool.

See how cool.

Everywhere I go, I see that each room has air conditioning.

No matter how much it cost, how can people live without air conditioning?

Right telling you about my fan who sing in films?

He wants to hear his song? Can I ask here?

Why? Here we have many tapes and CD-s.

It would be more fun to be in air conditioning and some let us sing sad songs.

He bought a second hand car.

All three will go on a long trip and have fun.

And the singer will come to know us?

He asked the same.

I'll go get something to drink.

Have you heard about psycho-analysis? This is my hobby.

I am extrovert.

I paid 500 rupees for one old fan.

But two days before the breaks.

I would return it immediately, but lost the warranty card.

Few hours ago were strangers.

But now we are together in this cool room and drink that drink together.

How can all this happen?

All this is due to our strange feeling deep in my soul oppressed.

If the seller does not take back the fan ...

... Will get more money and get a ceiling fan.

But what happened today? Why can not I sleep?

You think nothing has happened, and help you open your apartment?

You can leave all things and as you open?

But no, you saw me and provokes me ...

It made me get the keys from the apartment of your waist and you open the door.

As a gentleman, if he tell the truth, it will convince.

- I thought ... - Why are wavering? Tell me.

We are people of good behavior.

Today we will sleep in your apartment.

Will spend the night in your apartment ... please.

- What are you talking about? - Do you have any objections?

No, I do.

You should not make hasty decisions.

Each step must be done carefully.

Do not tell me that you should be back in that furnace.

I'm not slept three nights already.

And I want to be fresh for the pictures tomorrow.

You will sleep in this chair. I do not even need a pillow.

Can not we are animals, just people.

Thank you very much. You really are good.

What time get up in the morning?

- As of 8:00. Why? - I'll make breakfast.

Breakfast?

Will you do breakfast?

What if someone sees you leave the house at 8 this morning?

We will get in trouble while living there people here.

Then they will wake up at 6 and get out.

No, you know what it means to get out so early in someone's house?

- But we do not do anything wrong. - Only we both know it.

We live in a society with certain rules.

I do not believe in them, but still live in this society.

- Who? - Ravi.

Always come here loaded. I told you to bring the bear.

All toys were very small. That was the only doll ...

large 2 1 / 2 feet. Your daughter will like it.

He wants a boy and bear. Return the doll immediately.

You will have to go to the store so.

Hold it, your son will like it.

But I do not like it, go and return.

If you want to buy a toy. Go, please.

But why me? "Go yourself. Get in January

I'll sit here and then we will go together to the wedding.

No, not sit, but will go back to the doll.

Okay, I get it back, but does it matter when?

- Wow! - What?

I'll go and then come back.

At this situation, what would you dealt with a toy?

What do you mean?

I'm leaving, I came at the wrong time. Sorry.

Wrong, not as you think.

Do not worry. I will not tell anyone why.

Such things happen at weddings.

- Keep your ... - Don 't smart. This lady is a neighbor.

Its fan is not working, so she came here cold.

- Hey! Such a nice toy. - Hi. Is not it nice?

I will sit here a little and then go away.

Do not you think things ....

- Can you see it? - Sure.

Just back from photos. He was also with me.

So I thought that here I can cool.

Later, we go to the bathroom. - Will be in her bathroom, apartment 402.

Do not you suspect that someone without a reason. Not nice.

But why do you suspect?

- Wonderful! - What?

- Toys. - Get in January

Can I keep it? Is very nice.

For you by Ajay.

- No, I have f. - Good night!

Did you see how people live in Mumbai?

See man and woman together and immediately began to suspect them.

Better would be if you go.

It's okay, I must live in this society.

- I am sure that the singer is ... Who? - I.

Always comes when they must come.

- I bought a car? - Because you do.

Will you give me everything please?

Why not? What do you want?

Nothing. I would go with the neighbors to go along.

- Why you going there? - It is very warm.

This dumb fan decided to break right now.

And there is air conditioned and very comfortable.

- Come on. - To go into my apartment. I fan.

And why not take your air conditioner?

And if I do, will you stop going in the other apartment?

Do not be stupid. Why will you take your air conditioner for me?

Lest my neighbor did this for me?

- To drink. - The sooner you raise money ...

the sooner you will get air conditioning.

No, I came just to get your car.

Now we have to go to work Bye!

What do you listen? Classical or soft music ....

Do not know much about music, everything happens.

Since many do not understand music, then listen to what there is.

I know what it is. Gentle music.

Now listen ....

Lie down and shut his eyes.

Feel the music.

Left to conquer them completely.

Music awakens impossible desires.

Listening to it, go new places.

Defeated me ... me crazy ...

Lose any conduct.

- Why did you stop singing? - Do not you know why?

- Now they will take in his arms and make you happy. - No!

What happened? Oh, God!

Are you hurt?

What have I done? Held deplorable.

Forgive me! I am truly sorry.

I have never had such a shameful incident in my whole life.

- I do often happens to me. - Can you forgive me?

Today really mad.

8:00 f. It would be better if now gone.

Do not be stupid, just relax and enjoy the music.

- Adding to her ... - No go.

You should go to the wedding.

Here bottles and shoes.

The car was there mixed with something?

I drank more than you and I'm fine.

This has the effect of music.

- Do not listen anymore. - None.

- Now go. -Okay.

Minute. Car.

You're very good.

I? No, I'm bad.

One day I'm away from the Sunni and started to flirt.

Alcohol, cigarettes, music, car, and a woman ... Shame on you!

Come, feel free. Monohar waiting.

-Hi, Uncle! So-pa more come?

-Have you brought with you and Sunnis? - Busy because school is Raja.

- It's okay, right? - I am at his disposal.

It is a first cousin of the groom from Jaipur ..

He cares about the party.

Ajay, do not hesitate if you have something to tell him.

Tomorrow after the wedding to be back.

But there will be three more doses.

And after all Tob go in Goa, along with newlyweds.

Please come, you will forget Pattaya beach.

Uncle chivstvam as stuffy here in Mumbai.

This is your first time to go somewhere without your wife.

From how many years have you been married? - Eight.

I am married by 25, but last month I went alone to America

for four days and never slept.

I spent my wonderful.

If a month was there, then we would not sleep.

If you need to stay here for one month, then I slept forever.

Not upset, maybe you feel lonely.

Everything will be fine, if you're with us.

Welcome, Doctor!

Ravi, whether anything is wrong with orders.

Doctor, this is Ajay Prasad of Jaipur.

For the first time going anywhere without his wife.

And instead of having fun at the wedding, he hastens to walk home.

She feels lonely.

He is a psychiatrist, Dr.. M. M. Surmavala.

- Hello! - Hello!

So you feel lonely? Will arrange a meeting?

- What do you mean? - Always think about business.

He is our guest, and while you're here ...

convince him to stay, not to go.

Sir, what is the problem?

Let us go over there.

Then you have to attend another party.

Bears riding breeches, we have prepared especially for this event.

My job is to take you to your thoughts right direction ...

Remove all your worries, doubts and fears.

- How old are you? - 36. No, 38.

I wrote the book.

Problems''during the middle ages and the results thereof''

- Not less. - Is yours?

Yes, mine is, I interviewed approximately 20,000 people.

Finally had to do for people between 38 and 48 ...

... for some mental changes.

A man has prenasishta of matrimony.

Feelings in my heart a strange tickling and eyeing the other women.

This change occurs at 80% for men.

In the period from June to September, when monsoon ...

their number increased to 92.5%.

- During the winter ... Why are you stirring in your ears?

Is it dangerous to stick your fingers in your ears?

Bad for the brain.

- And with the little finger! - Then with any finger ...

need to dabble in the ears? - With the pointer.

But the earth ...

Doctor, seriously, what does it matter ...

In any finger to his ear in the result reached will not be the same?

My 32 years experience proves it.

- The fee you high is it? - Well, yeah.

- Sometimes do you discount? - Never.

Cases probably assume that you are interesting?

200 per hour. All my cases are interesting.

- Today I flew a girl. - What?

Flew.

This is a serious case, so 300 per hour.

What's your name?

Today, quite abruptly, flew a girl.

Here.

Maybe stick your nose to your toes in the ears is a symptom.

Not got very far, the attempt was futile.

In psychology, no matter how big or small has been the experience.

Whatever you do, all due to your subconscious.

Believe me, I was fully conscious. I told her to go

and I gave her a bottle car. - Bottles Car?

- Large or small were they? - Small, 300 ml.

- How? - Six.

- 6 bitilki exams? - No, only two.

Constantly get into trouble since I married.

No matter, it often happens.

I married 8 years. During the monsoon ...

I am one of those 92.5% men, who write in the book.

When he saw this girl in my heart trembling occurs.

Doctor, what treatment is so?

If you feel the thrill, then you should give it to someone else.

This is exactly what I did.

I do not know what came over me, and it flew.

- You should have suppressed this thing. - What?

- I can not tell you. - I understand.

- According to You, to your submission of this thing - Absolutely.

They fell onto the table.

One minute, let me know right.

This Table?

Of Table 1 1 / 2 to 3 feet, do you experience ...?

What is this unfortunate girl?

I'll tell you.

- Threw her on that girl? - No, no, that Sharuk Khan. Sorry.

Three things are at the forefront of this picture.

Sea, sky and a girl.

Is called the "bubble''Soap

You say that three things are to the fore?

I can only find two. Congratulations on your taste. - What is your opinion? - Opinion?

Do not try another way to do something to the table a half to three feet.

If you want to do something, use your bed or appropriate places.

Even the floor is not bad. How do you come up with a table?

You are wrong. I did not have such intentions.

I am happily married. Sapugata I love you.

Sorry. The time you did.

For more, my secretary asked us to arrange a meeting. Here's my card.

You can visit other clients.

To avoid messing your ear,

bear hat or turban.

If this girl breaks my reputation will kill her.

This will not solve your problems, but will deteriorate.

- What? - Will now picks his ear.

Later, you'll start messing with her any part of your body.

I warn you, do not even think about murder.

There is a way to fix things.

Before you run, you must go.

What to do?'m In big trouble.

These girls know it ... They can not keep secrets.

To Mumbai tomorrow morning all will know about me.

Swamped enough.

Probably right now talking against me.

You know, he brought me into his apartment ..

Once we got there, started to dance.

Then I attacked and pushed me onto the table for tea.

Then he took me in his arms.

- As you know what? - What? - As a hungry fox ...

... from the graveyard.

I know that women can not keep secrets.

The actress told me everything.

Ajay told me not to go with him until 8:30.

Then he took her in my room ...

... and said she is single.

Then she pushed the table for tea.

But tomorrow he wanted to return to Jaipur.

- This is just an excuse to bring the girl in Goa. - And then on the beach in Pattaya.

Once you convince her he wanted to go to Pattaya.

Rumors spread like fire.

Everybody knows about me and talk ...

I forgot about TV.

She works in advertising.

There are so many TV channels in India.

There are cable and satellite antennas.

Listen carefully, women from India ...

Cruel man came to Mumbai.

His name is Ajay Prasad.

He abandoned his wife and innocent children in Jaipur.

When you see a woman in Mumbai

podivyava and then he attacked.

Mom, get fast. Give Dad on TV.

Convince me to go to his apartment.

Then he went mad and attacked me.

the cemetery as a hungry fox.

Sunni knows everything? Oh, God, how will it look?

Hopefully the TV does not work as usual.

There may not be current or Sunni is gone.

Why so you think?'ll Call her.

In her voice I know if he knows anything or not.

Why would anyone pick up the phone?

I hope not gone to consult a lawyer.

Hello, has become a big mess.

Can I speak with Sunni Prasad?

Who are you? Maid?

Sunnis there? Is it gone? Went to talk with Shekhar? Be leaves a message for me?

Toy Raja.

Tell her I'm calling from Mumbai and take a toy Raja.

Nothing happened.

You still picks his ear?

My case is serious. I know that your royalty is 300.

Very soon will be met by your secretary.

This is the singer of whom I spoke.

- He lives in our building. This is our new neighbor.

It has air conditioning in every room.

Singer, let's go to his apartment.

Neighbors, let's all go for a trip. He has a car.

- Why not? - Yes, why not?

Hey, what are you doing here? "I searched everywhere.

- Come meet with Mangbay it here. - Let's go.

Please sit down.

Let's go for ice cream.

Come on, hurry.

Three ice cream, please.

Let us know. This singer loves me.

A stranger that won my heart.

Now with closed eyes will catch someone and he will be loser.

Another would be my life partner.

All three must remain in that distance.

Now begins the most important decision in our lives.

One, two, three ...

He had climbed up the tree. You monkey you or man?

Nobody climbs the tree. Get down.

Turn around.

Gotcha. You lose.

Give him another chance.

I'll tie my eyes.

If you catch - your say - No.

I can not trust life. Autsaydar I am.

Not knowing where you will end up.

Give me your address. I'll save it.

The light that burns among stormy winds ...

... will tell you my address.

Start ... I got it.

Come away and leave him here.

Do you want to go? Where is lost?

We will meet today in his apartment.'ll Have fun. He can sing.

- Songs and CC AC - AC mean?

Air Conditioner, cool air.

- A CC? - Coca-Cola. 'll Get.

Let's go.

Come on.

I waited for you. Late.

Nobody saw me that I come here. I looked everywhere.

You will sleep here tonight. What happened?

Come on, get up. You have to take bath.

Tonight is vrasham in Jaipur.

Go soon. Nobody should they see that hang out here. Wake up, please.

Poor girl, must work in this heat for television ...

Before all these lights. Probably desperately needs money.

Living in such an expensive apartment.

And all her living expenses to maintain.

Where is all this money?

There must be another source of money.

It is not difficult to beautiful girl to earn money in Mumbai.

Having to mess with a married man can express it completely.

There is therefore a word of English.

Iznundvane.

No!

Where? I hope not escaped with Ravi

and all my money?

- Inside you? - Bathe.

Bathers.'ll Go soon.

Should I give her a towel? Would be unreasonable.

If someone came, we thought that here namirisva something.

Beautiful girl makes breakfast in the bathroom.

And I'm taking a shower in the kitchen.

I have no good explanation in order to convince them.

Anybody can come.

Ravi comes often. Imposes is at any time.

And can come Monohar or Sunni?

Sunnis may come with the morning flight.

What makes it so early.

Some may be oplakal her from me. Who could be?

Ravi can be. He saw the girl last night.

Must have called on Sunnis and told her everything.

She came here by taxi, which was caught at the airport.

It was in the elevator, outside that is ...

Opens the door Do not!

There are women here! Where?

Nobody.

Do not lie to me, I know everything.

Ravi told you everything?

-Watching you. - Charlie!

He is Ravi and Section Karan. - Charlie!

It's my eye.

- Bye! - What?

I'll kill you. This is your punishment.

Sunnis if you die, you will become a widow.

I do not care. Will I receive compensation from the Welfare Institute.

Before I go, I want whiskey. For a good time.

- What? - I want whiskey.

In the morning?'ll Do breakfast.

What are you? Ella.

Die.

I feel bad. It's for me.

I slept in your bed and you had to sleep on the couch.

I had a spa on the couch. I am very poor.

Not couch.

Sunnis know about us.

It will kill me. - What?

Will not kill me with one, but with 4 arrows.

- You had a bad dream. - It was a dream.

Get up.

I did not understand something.

Some have dry hair. Other sneeze a lot.

I still think that the Sunnis will come here.

I do not think at all. I have many good qualities.

But never mind.

I prepared breakfast. I imagined what Sunnis ...

comes here and sees me, I do breakfast?

Would have to kill me. - Definitely.

If I was married and was in the same situation.

I would kill him.

I always think wrong.

If the Sunnis were here, I think it would kill me.

Maybe he would hit me with a broom, nothing else.

- With a broom? - Maybe, maybe not.

Once you throw pillow at me.

You know what I would have thought Sunnis if they were unmeasured in the bathroom?

- That woman plumber repair the crane. - Female plumber?

- She has faith in me. - What is this wife?

- She loves not you? - Sure, he loves me.

It made me stop smoking, alcohol ...

.. BP control Why do not you love me!

Are not you seen, do you suspect?

No. Why would anyone knew a guy like me

who does not know any other place than the office and home.

I'm always very accurate.

I have full confidence.

Last year, after the party for the new year, I went back

home with lipstick on my shirt.

She asked me where I was coated with ketchup.

This is not right.

You know who kissed me? Ms. Katuria.

50 year old woman. Why do beautiful girls crazy

Love for men like me?

- Really? - Sin?

How could he know what you want young and pretty girls?

I have imagination.

Do not you think girls are dolls?

They go to party and see a man in flashy clothes, which is attractive to think

and girls fall for him.

- Is that your impression? - Yes.

No. The party is the same, but the other man.

Sit quietly in the corner, hesitant and shy.

Women do not even look.

Later, however, understood that he was gentle and smiling young man.

This is the choice of young girls.

If I was your saptuga always I would keep an eye on.

Nobody would be able to even look at them.

You're happy with a good heart and a young man.

Thanks!

- Will you go? - Where?

To open the door.

Go to open. I'll make you breakfast.

- You? - Good morning, baby. How are you

What are you doing in Mumbai? Do not call me baby.

- Came with the morning flight. Omelette you doing? - No.

I want to discuss something personal with you.

- Are you sure that you do not omelette. - No.

Want to discuss something with me personally?

Sure. I came to Mumbai because it is urgent.

Sunni told me to meet with you.

Well they have led to do.

I also wanted to see. Who do you think?

Behaving strangely.

- You think you very smart? - What is this crap?

''This is so nice, would not go home.''

Have you been drinking since morning?

Do not put a Sunni from a moving car?

There were many people meya. Women, Children ...

I did not know what will happen.

- Are you mad? - Get out of here.

If the Sunnis, they sent the divorce is not accepted.

There is nothing like that.

He told me to buy a toy of Raja.

I will go to court and tell them.

why a girl in my bedroom, and why do breakfast.

Wait! Who is your room?

- So you and Sunnis want to know who in my room? - Yes.

Madhuri Dixit.

Dead drunk in 8:30 in the morning?

I will go to all the top lawyers in India.

But will not tour with Sunnis.

Stupid. Sunnis do not want a divorce.

I just wanted a toy for Raja. All of this is.

So Sunni wants you to take that toy of Raja?

Listen carefully, I will only give him a toy.

How do you find so much power?

True love gives strength to man.

Wear flashy clothes.

You think all girls are crazy about you?

I warn you, Sunni loves only me. And you know why?

Because I am cheerful and good heart man

Breakfast is ready.

- Who is this? - This is my best friend, Shakhar Kumar from Jaipur.

Came to take a toy of Raja.

I will always remember this day.

You made me understand all your worries ...

My relationship with Shekhar. I feel very well.

I'll be back in Jaipur this evening.

Not, why not tonight, not now. I still have time.

Here's toy and tickets for the evening flight.

I want to go by morning.

Car. I'll get changed and go.

Sorry I could not try on your breakfast, but hurry.

- It does not matter. - Many thanks.

- What is your name? - Chandi.

- I am Ajay. - I know.

Go. Thanks for everything.

You can stay cool in this room for a few days ...

Ravi will tell. And leave your keys.

Listen ...

Get a gift for your wife.

No, not tree. Tell a Sunni, it is ketchup.

- What is it? - I gotta tell you something important.

Do not say that girls like boys

to sit quietly in the corner, insecure and shy?

Boy, that girls do not notice, but later saw him.

Your songs meet this description.

He is not flashy young man.

He is sweet and cheerful boy.

Maybe they will meet more.

But if you marry this guy, surely we will meet again.

Listen ..

Forget to obuesh trousers.

Obuya them in the car.

I bought a new air conditioner

You can come to my apartment when I want, even if I'm gone.

I'll give you a key. Okay?