Original subtitles

♪ We got nothin' else to do ♪

♪ Turn on the speakers ♪

♪ Play some new tunes ♪

♪ Be my dance partner ♪

♪ Show me your moves ♪

♪ Step into the water ♪

♪ Put on some shampoo ♪

♪ Just me and you ♪

♪ We'll have a party for two ♪

(upbeat pop music) (crowd chatting excitedly)

(door opening)

Your parents know how to throw a party.

Ah, I can't believe they hired a stripper,

for Marriage Equality Day no less.

Let's go back in.

Oh, in a minute.

But first I...

You okay?

Today's Supreme Court ruling has me thinking

about a lot of things.

About us.

Oh my God. Me, too.

Well, I mean, even before the ruling.

Oh, really?

So glad we're on the same page.

(kiss smacking)

Can you believe it's been seven years since we got married?

Tell me about it.

(upbeat pop music) (crowd chatting excitedly)

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

What?

Let's renew our wedding vows.

Our unwavering commitment to each other.

This is so

thoughtful.

Thoughtful?

♪ We'll have a party for two ♪

♪ Two ♪

♪ We'll have a party for ♪

♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪

♪ A party, a party for two ♪

Yeah, I see.

Uh-huh, yeah. All right!

Hey!

Get it, girl!

Hey!

♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ A party, party, party for two ♪

♪ Woo-hoo ♪

♪ Woo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

Hello?

(door opening)

Uh, just returning some magazines.

Hey, man.

Josh?

Coming!

Uh, can you?

Wait, you look familiar.

Uh, Joshy boy didn't mention having another

date this evening.

Hi.

You might need these.

Right.

House arrest.

Let me pay you, Pete, for the pizza.

It's on me.

Um, see you guys around.

I don't even know where to start.

Stay.

I'll reheat this for us.

A cop?

You are such a cliche.

Let's not do this. Wait.

He was the stripper from the marriage equality party.

It's just a side hustle.

Side hustle?

You were always so sexy when you got mad.

No. No, no, no, no, no.

I am not falling for this again.

Max, come on.

No, you come on.

You're the one who insisted on this divorce.

It's not like we can't be friends.

I don't fuck friends.

(soft acoustic music)

♪ When I'm askin' your opinion ♪

♪ But you already made up your mind ♪

♪ And I want you to be open ♪

♪ To thinkin' someone else might be right ♪

♪ It's your best, it's your worst ♪

♪ It's your blessing, it's your curse ♪

♪ It's what keeps me in line ♪

♪ It's what makes me lose my mind ♪

♪ You're too stubborn ♪

♪ I'm scared that I'll never be ♪

(couple moaning and laughing) (phone ringing)

Hello?

Is this a good time?

Yes, it's a good time.

Ah! Real good time. (chuckling)

Dad, just don't. Not now.

Is something wrong?

He sent the papers.

He sent the papers.

Hi, hon. It's me.

I know it's hard, but maybe you never know,

this could be the start of something new and exciting.

I don't want something new and exciting, Mom.

I just want my life back.

You treat yourself to some penis, son.

You deserve it.

Did you really just say that?

Timothy!

Listen, you guys.

I-I'm fine.

Really? Okay.

The first divorce is always the toughest.

Yeah.

Thanks, Drew.

Nude yoga, Max.

You'll feel connected to the gods.

(soft yoga music)

Om.

Om.

(soft yoga music)

Om.

This was a dumb idea.

(soft yoga music)

Om.

Ah!

Sorry! Sorry!

Who the hell are you?

I wasn't expecting this.

Yeah, that makes two of us.

No one mentioned a roommate.

Geez.

Who's no one?

The, the rental people.

The rental people?

I'm Cock. Conrad.

And I...

I can't even.

I can't even either.

Whatever that means.

Maybe I should keep tracking your rentals?

That's a great idea.

You were the reason I made it in real estate.

That was you.

Yeah. Your parents' connections didn't hurt.

How are they?

The same.

I'll find a new rental for that tenant.

Let you keep staying there.

Uh, no.

No, it's, it's high time I found my own place.

I'll make a few phone calls.

Maybe.

Well.

You know where to find me.

Get serious.

She did not.

Who's he talking to?

Who else?

Gigi, the yoga instructor with the big tits.

Don't tell me you haven't noticed.

She does have certain assets, yes.

Maybe our Drew is going through more than just

a career crisis.

And you wonder where Max gets his worry wart streak.

(laughing) No way!

If he's getting restless,

it certainly doesn't show in the sack.

Must you do all your critical thinking

below the waist, darling?

It's a good place to start.

(Lila chuckling)

(Lila sighing)

Your new place is lit.

You think we can shoot my new video piece here?

If it's not too out there.

It's gonna be my ticket outta IT.

Zach again.

You do a guy a few times, they get freaky.

Jordan, Jordan.

Mm, wait.

Who's Jordan?

Sounds exhausting.

Look, it's not my fault that gay guys

just discovered a guy with a pussy.

It's all I'm sayin'.

Do you really feel connected to any of these guys?

Connected?

You have no idea how tragic it is out there.

Just saying, you can do better than those apps.

Did you text Ethan?

Would you stop trying to set me with your cast offs?

Maybe you could put a relationship ad

in that dorky newspaper of yours.

Do they print dick pics?

♪ I want a man ♪

♪ Who isn't afraid to show an emotion ♪

♪ Who's okay with being vulnerable ♪

♪ Who can shed off his skin, let others in ♪

Oh, um, not gonna pack this Cap'n Crunch.

You want it?

I'm more of a Cocoa Puffs guy, but sure.

Hey, what were you photographing out there anyway?

Sidewalk cracks.

Clears my mind before work.

What do you do?

I write code.

The pattern I see in the sidewalk cracks may be

completely different from what you see.

It's all how we process.

I'm being weird.

You're you.

Really appreciate being so cool about all this.

You find a new place?

It's under control.

Hey, listen.

Sorry about the genital exhibition the other night.

It was dark.

Nothing to see.

Uh, thanks.

No, I mean, there was plenty to see, but-

I know what you meant.

Not that I was looking or anything, because I wasn't.

Right.

I got an idea.

Okay.

But I prefer yoga with my clothes on.

Your pasta's absolute fire.

It's the least I could do.

Sure beats ramen.

What's this?

A cookie dipper for dessert.

Dank.

Do you come up with these words in your social media

linguistics class?

Actually, I find social media boring and distracting.

I read newspapers instead.

They're dank.

(both chuckling)

I was curious.

Hmm?

Never mind.

It's okay. Spit it out.

What went wrong?

You know, with your husband, ex-husband?

You don't have to answer.

He wanted to see other people.

Oh.

It seems like guys always wanna move on

to the next hot thing.

I don't know.

He swore he was done with all that,

but I should have seen it coming.

Maybe I didn't wanna see it coming.

My mom was so angry when Dad walked out.

Still is.

Sorry.

Just move on.

Or whatever.

More pasta?

I don't think that's-

Just testing you. (dipper clicking)

(soft acoustic music)

(zipper zipping)

I feel guilty for you having to leave like this.

Just don't do anything I would do. (chuckling)

This was fun, dinner and all.

You had me at Cocoa Puffs. (chuckling)

All right.

Well.

Goodbye, Conrad.

Con.

Con.

(soft acoustic music)

Your suitcase.

Oh.

Just testing you. (Conrad chuckling)

Bye.

♪ Just stay lost here with me ♪

♪ We don't have to say anything ♪

♪ Just let ourselves get lost in-between ♪

♪ The magic and the mystery ♪

♪ Stay lost with me ♪

♪ Sittin' here in the stillness and quiet ♪

♪ Losin' track of the time ♪

♪ All this memory will burn the brightest ♪

♪ Leave it be, let it shine ♪

Oh! Oh!

Oh, yeah!

Oh!

Oh, man!

Don't move.

Yes, sir.

(footsteps)

Don't mind me.

Always forgetting these.

Right.

If you don't mind me asking,

how long have you and Josh been?

Joshy boy and I are casual.

Always have been.

I guess.

You care to join us?

I'm sure Joshy boy wouldn't mind.

Maybe some other time.

I hope you find what you're looking for.

Joshy boy, you have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be used against you

in a court of law.

This is a bit much, even for you, Dad.

Art is about risk.

Nice job, babe.

Practice makes perfect.

Amazing, darlings.

Very primal.

But we want evolved, too. A window

into our conflicting society.

And we'll still have that.

Creative tension.

Li, what's the hold up?

My dick is shriveling.

Yeah, I don't know.

The light just isn't quite right.

I have to be at Gigi's at four.

Who's Gigi?

I can't stay here.

Don't be silly, darling.

You know, it's not healthy staying at Josh's.

Oh.

Here's a two-bedroom cottage for $4,000.

Bring your hammer

and your imagination.

You're making me dizzy.

Sorry.

Look, I know this is crazy, but I can't stay with Josh.

And my parents and Drew are fine, but-

How might this work exactly?

It'll only be a few weeks tops.

I'll be out of the guest room before you're up.

You won't even know I'm here.

No.

I understand. Here's my key.

I mean, no, you're not staying in the guest room.

You can stay in the bigger bedroom.

Really?

Max, anyone else would've kicked me out that first night.

That wasn't your fault.

Still.

I've already got some leads on a new place.

Take your time.

Thank you.

Just be tidy.

At least reasonably.

Do you know who you're talking to here?

I notice the alphabetized pasta containers on the shelf.

Right.

(soft jazz music)

(wine trickling)

(Conrad chuckling)

It was all sex there.

No work.

A digital Don Juan.

Not me. My roommates.

You're being a smart-ass.

Even if I have no room to talk.

Maybe I was just jealous of them, you know?

It's been kind of a dry spell lately.

You just have to find the right guy, that's all.

And then you can get divorced, too.

You're talking to someone who didn't lose it until college.

I mean, can you top that?

I...

Just don't use the V word, okay?

I prefer romantically challenged.

(soft jazz music)

I really think nude yoga is the wave of the future, Li.

It makes one feel so free.

Hmm.

With Gigi providing a helping hand, what could go wrong?

You don't like her, do you?

Me?

Oh, darling. I'm fine.

But Timothy.

Timothy?

Mmm-hmm.

He talks a good game, dear.

But he's really very concerned about you.

Hmm.

(Lila sighing)

I assured Timothy that you would let us know

if you were seeing someone else.

Well?

Are you?

Li, just, uh.

Oh.

Oh you're, ah, changing,

ah, the subject again.

Oh, ah-ah.

Do you want me to stop?

Don't you dare, oh!

Ah! Mmm!

Are we drunk yet?

Hmm.

Getting there, I think.

Wine makes me...

Conrad?

Con.

Can't sleep there.

(phone buzzing) (upbeat ringtone music)

Eh.

Hey, Josh.

Oh, shit!

Um, sorry.

Just, my phone was off.

I am speaking up.

Can you just give me a sec?

Morning.

Um.

How did we get here?

Uh, I asked if I was drunk,

but after that, did we?

I think I'd remember that even after 10 bottles of wine.

The porn makes it look so painful.

Say what?

Your ex is on hold.

Oh, shit.

Hey. Just work stuff.

No, that was just the TV.

I'll explain later, okay?

Bye.

He sounds like a handful.

I'm staying at his place.

He's entitled to an explanation.

You're not married to him anymore, you know?

Wow.

Sorry, not sorry.

(soft gentle music)

The nerve of that kid,

telling me that I'm not married anymore.

Well, you're not, are ya?

Who side are you on anyway?

You seem awfully concerned about

what this young man thinks.

Is there something there?

I'm not ready for a boyfriend.

Who said anything about a boyfriend?

I'm not you, Dad.

What are you doing?

It's called Bulge.

Are you a top or a bottom these days?

You're so hot.

Bam.

Most guys don't look like their profile photo.

It's nasty.

Oh, I, I, I thought you said Netflix and chill?

Exactly.

Wooh!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah!

I'm squishing the remote.

Oh, yeah.

Time for you to meet Scotty the impaler

up close and personal.

Oh, um, not getting impaled.

Oh, shit!

Nice.

I love group stuff.

You from Bulge, too?

No.

Con, I can explain.

Hi. I'm Scott.

Profile name's Impaler14. Exclamation point.

Brilliant.

My dad set this up, not me.

Kinky. I like it.

Well, I'll leave you guys to it.

There's enough Scotty Junior to go around.

I think it's time for you and Scotty Junior

to call it a night.

Don't stop on my account.

You guys like boyfriends or something?

He still thinks I'm 12.

I...

Uh.

Yeah, that's a little too kinky, even for me.

It's been real.

It's not what it looks like.

We're good.

(Max sighing)

♪ One kiss is all you did ♪

♪ To make me fall in love ♪

♪ Eyes wide open ♪

♪ I don't need a lot of anything ♪

♪ If I have your love ♪

♪ No money, no fancy things ♪

♪ Could replace all the hurtin' ♪

♪ The lovin' and all that's in-between ♪

♪ If I have you, my love ♪

♪ I don't need anything ♪

Hi.

Hi.

There's some lasagna on the top shelf.

I'm not hungry.

Con.

I didn't wanna be with that guy.

I was stupid.

Stupid's a bit harsh.

Moronic, foolish, idiotic, maybe, but not stupid.

Very nuanced.

Can we forget this ever happened?

A reset?

I miss your way with the cookie dipper.

Then...

Yeah.

Dank.

♪ I'm feelin' ♪

(Conrad moaning)

(Conrad gasping)

Oh!

Hoo!

Fast on the draw.

Oh my God, this like never happens to me.

It's okay.

It's actually supposed to be good for the skin.

What a total dork I am.

Hey.

You're not a dork.

Sexy hip nerd, maybe,

but not a dork.

Very nuanced.

I ruined the moment.

Not at all.

You made aerodynamic history.

Quit while you're behind.

I really enjoyed this.

Very much.

For real?

(soft gentle music)

You set him up on a hookup app?

At least I didn't tell him to do nude yoga.

Look, that was for healing.

So was the app.

No wonder we embarrass him.

Or is it just me he's embarrassed about?

Will you stop it with that?

You know he considers you family.

Max is just Max.

Yeah, you're right.

Sorry.

My flow state is just a little off today.

You sure all this isn't really about something else?

Not following.

Jennifer, the yoga lady, maybe?

I'm asking for Li.

Gigi.

And you and your wife need to get your story straight, babe.

If I recall correctly, Lila and I aren't married.

Right.

Could've fooled me.

(both chuckling)

I have solar energy grants to write.

You need to brush up on your pillow talk.

My pillow talk is great.

Mmm.

But we did kind of rush into things.

I'm all for not rushing things,

but I'm also fine if you do that thing

you did last night, like right now-ish.

(Max chuckling)

You're incorrigible.

(phone buzzing) (upbeat ringtone music)

Who's that?

Right.

Coding time.

Hey.

You're new to all this.

It's not like I came out yesterday.

A little shy?

Uh, I wore swim trunks to the showers in gym class.

That's too bad.

Guys missed out.

Buyer's remorse?

Full consumer satisfaction.

Wait.

♪ The road ahead, it twists and turns ♪

♪ And the sun beats down and it burns ♪

♪ But I keep, keep on pushin' through ♪

♪ And every step quicker than the last ♪

♪ My feet tread down this beaten path ♪

♪ And I keep, keep on pushin' through ♪

♪ 'Cause I get up ♪ (Conrad laughing)

♪ And I may fall right back down ♪

♪ But your love lifts me back to solid ground ♪

♪ Yeah, I get up ♪

♪ And I may fall right back down ♪

Hey, you dropped it. (chuckling)

♪ Lifts me back to solid ground ♪

(Max chuckling)

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, no, no, no your love ♪

Latte from Byron's,

including the pumpkin spice sprinkles.

Ah, you're a life saver.

(kiss smacking)

Ironic.

This promises to be good.

Pulling it all nighter for work on the weekend.

Coders are creatives. That's what we do.

Uh-huh.

You still need your beauty rest.

Sleep is overrated.

(Conrad snoring)

(soft gentle music)

Fine, don't respond to my texts.

Problem?

My ex-husband's just been a little flaky, that's all.

You take cream, right?

Black.

Right.

What?

I should, uh, get going.

I got drug patrol in the park today.

How about another basket of goodies

before hitting the road?

I've been there, Joshy boy.

I just, I didn't know divorce was gonna be so...

Fucked?

Being awful quiet over there.

(Conrad chuckling)

I don't want you to take this wrong way.

I like you.

I like you, too.

A lot.

Maybe I should have gone with the leather motif.

But that's like so obvious.

(upbeat ringtone music)

Max.

The things he does to me.

Can we give your new daddy a rest?

This scene's gotta be perf.

He's not my daddy.

Testy.

I wasn't throwing shade.

Some of my best fuck buddies have been daddies.

He's not a fuck buddy, either.

Uh-huh.

Am I even in frame?

He's, I don't know.

We're taking things slow.

I can see that.

He has this way of making me feel at ease, you know?

Even when I'm at my most awkward.

Just be careful, dude.

With the camera, too.

Jeopardy's about to come on.

Tournament of champions.

Okay, be there in a sec.

Hey, I just folded those a few minutes ago.

I know, but with these fitted sheets,

the edges get really crinkled and hard to store

if you don't tuck the bottom corners

into the top ones like this.

See?

I see, all right.

This is great data for my new app.

Chore Zone, working title.

We can divide our place into time cleaning zones.

We can factor in precise details.

Pasta organization, sheet folding standards, you name it.

I'm still figuring out a point reward system.

Where were you when I was with my slob

of a college roommate?

Just don't mess with the Star Trek figurines

in my bedroom.

They're very strategically placed.

(soft piano music)

You don't talk much about your folks.

My mom's a bit high strung, like someone else I know.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

And my dad's an okay person.

Just a fuck up.

I always ask myself, what would Dad do?

Then do the opposite.

I gotta meet this guy.

Great idea for a horror movie.

(both chuckling)

♪ We could go all in ♪

♪ We could be in love by the end of the night ♪

♪ Sitting here talkin' ♪

♪ Kissin' your lips and I'm coming to life ♪

♪ Well we could start runnin' ♪

♪ Make a list of way that the time just isn't right ♪

♪ We could go all in ♪

♪ Yeah, we could be in love by the end of the night ♪

♪ By the end of the night ♪

Never thought I'd get involved with a younger guy.

It's amazing where life can take you.

Well, don't count on me joining one of your swinger clubs.

I am in a committed relationship.

(sighing) I think.

Are you guys okay?

Whatever it is, I'll fix it.

You always do, Mom.

Hmm.

(Max sighing)

Maybe I should go check on them.

It's fine, dear.

Your father promised to be on his best behavior.

That's what I'm afraid of.

(Lila laughing)

My mom drilled into me that art's impractical.

I hear ya.

My parents wanted me to be a priest. (chuckling)

I think you found your calling.

(Timothy laughing)

It, it took me forever to get that body paint

off my twinkie.

If he mentions the Bare as You Dare party,

he's exaggerating.

You were on fire that night.

Now I know where Max gets his sense of humor.

Listen, my son can overthink things like his mother,

but he's a good guy.

He's such a romantic.

And he dotes on me.

I love that.

Dad.

Mmm-hmm?

Are you already embarrassing him with those sketches?

Fair point.

The exhibition's still a work in progress.

Uh-huh.

You didn't tell me he shows at the Rothman Gallery.

Om.

Om.

Om. (Lila chuckling)

It goes with the territory, dear.

Just roll with it.

He asked me if it was okay. Oh.

How'd you all meet?

Drew's our tax attorney,

but he's getting into a new line of work.

Oh.

So modern.

Hmm. All of it.

Well, actually we've gotten rather sedate.

Om.

But back in the day, mmm-hmm. (chuckling)

Mango-flavored.

No one thought Timothy and I would last.

Let alone Timothy and I and Drew.

My parents just fought.

Mine, too.

And I have to reign in both my guys from time to time.

I heard that!

(Lila chuckling)

A little overwhelmed?

Beats divorce.

Cheers. (glasses clinking)

Everything's so easy for you, Dad.

There's no stress, no mess.

Help me out here.

I'm a little confused.

I don't know.

Maybe I wish I could be a hippie.

(Timothy laughing)

What?

Let things flow naturally.

Make love on a hammock or whatever.

Okay.

Makes you feel any better,

my life's had plenty of stress and mess.

You and Mom must wonder how you could raise a son

who's so uncool.

We're rather proud of how uncool you are.

Me and your Mom and Drew.

♪ Small town where no one's stranger ♪

♪ But I'm the one brand new ♪

♪ Met all of my neighbors ♪

♪ But just remember you ♪

♪ All that with the phone in your left hand ♪

♪ Looked me up and down and then you said ♪

♪ Who are you ♪

♪ In the back of the car ♪

♪ We left the party when you took me by the hand ♪

♪ In front of the prom king ♪

♪ Like you hardly knew my name or who I am ♪

♪ I just can't read you ♪

♪ You're something special ♪

♪ But damn you're stressful ♪

Oh my god.

Uh, hey there. This is Trey.

You know, my friend from camera class.

Hey, handsome.

I'd shake hands but -- (Max) I don't do orgies.

(Trey exhaling)

There was an orgy and you didn't invite me?

Be right back.

Ugh. Seriously?

You have the wrong idea.

I may be old, but I'm not senile.

Are you filming me with that thing?

It's for his art project.

Can someone come unlock me?

Oh, for God's sakes.

The Shackles of Gender in the Millennial Age.

You young people are experimenting these days.

Fine. Whatever.

No, not fine, whatever.

I'm the coder and the cameraman.

It's just a side hustle.

A side hustle?

No, I will not go through this again.

Have you heard a word I've said?

A little help!

It's gonna turn into pee play soon.

I have a master's in finance.

You're just gonna leave me hanging?

Mmm.

I really like Conrad.

Me, too.

Oh.

Oh, join us, darling.

Yeah.

I would love to, but I'm off to Gigi's.

Oh.

You're home away from home.

Stop right there.

I'm not fucking my yoga teacher, Li.

That would be bad karma.

We always said we wanted you to be your own person.

Within reason, of course.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

You lost me after the first blah.

Can we just get our ducks lined up here, darlings, please?

You just don't get it, do you?

You two have a family.

I'm on the outside looking in.

Maybe Max's divorce has divided our attention

a little bit.

That's not fair.

I care about him too, you know.

Tell us what you want.

I need to go practice my pranayama techniques.

What on earth was that?

Dear, wake up and smell the cannabis.

Hey.

Hope you're hungry 'cause I'm feeling domestic right now.

Can you turn that off for a minute?

The answer is yes.

I acted like a total ass.

I need to be honest with you,

and I'm not talking about Trey.

I owe him an apology, too.

Do you really think I'd lie to you like that?

You know I don't.

For real?

I'm really sorry.

I know a quiche way to make up for it.

Quiche?

♪ I heard you're scared of love ♪

♪ I know you don't want to be hurt ♪

♪ I'm trying not to ♪

(both laughing)

♪ You know I'll be there when your ready for affection ♪

♪ Give me some direction, I'll follow your lead ♪

♪ Maybe I'm a little bit confused ♪

♪ Maybe you're afraid of being used ♪

♪ But baby, you're the one I need ♪

♪ Don't you know the best part of me is you ♪

♪ The best part, the best part ♪

Did you and Josh fight a lot?

Sometimes.

'Cause I don't wanna fight.

It's part of any relationship, Con.

We just have to be willing to work through it.

Yeah.

Maybe I just expect too much or

maybe that was my way of keeping people at a distance.

For what it's worth, I,

I can't even.

(soft gentle music)

What?

It's how I feel.

Care to elaborate on that a little bit?

Go to sleep.

Just don't get too emotionally invested.

They're fickle when they're young.

Fickle when they're old, too.

The painting was straight 10 minutes ago.

Listen, Con is super grounded.

I just don't want you to get hurt.

Does he really require your help to replace a light bulb?

It was a painting, and that's just how he is.

I guess.

You think my parents are crazy, you should meet his.

Your parents aren't crazy.

He's just in between boy toys.

That's all this is about.

Fine.

I won't bring it up.

More than 200,000 hits for the video already.

You know what that means.

Time for a sequel.

Yeah.

Okay, what's going on?

Max's ex has him wrapped around his little finger,

and he falls for it every time.

I feel you, dude.

You were right.

Maybe this was all a mistake.

Uh, I never said that.

But you thought it.

(Trey sighing)

Don't move.

Thought you and Con were going gangbusters.

We are.

Trust me, these things have their ups and downs.

You got that right.

Hey, Drew. Hey, Max.

Did you get my texts about my nude yoga roadshow idea?

Coming to a neighborhood near you.

That would be something.

I'll send you the details.

Timothy.

Okay, what's going on with you guys?

Thruple angst. It's fine.

Tell me what's going on with you.

Con's great.

Things with him are easy.

Whenever we're together, I feel this...

Calm?

Yeah.

But he's barely out of college,

and I'm a walking midlife crisis.

I mean, do you really see a future there?

Where is all this coming from?

♪ Someday, some way, somehow ♪

♪ It's so easy just to say, hard to believe ♪

♪ Some way, someday, somehow ♪

♪ You'll be waiting for me ♪

Ah!

(mail clattering)

You scared the shit out of me.

The place still looks good.

(Max laughing)

I want you back.

Is this one of those YouTube video pranks?

Max, we rushed into this divorce.

We?

Your tireless traditions,

my playful spontaneity, are yin and yang.

Maybe you haven't noticed,

but I'm kind of involved at the moment.

I'm sure he is a great kid.

He's not a kid.

He'll be 30

in like five years or so.

Maxwell?

Oh, shit.

Maxwell?

What's going on?

This is Josh.

My, um, ex-

Husband.

And this is Con,

my, uh- Roommate.

Pleasure to meet you, Con.

Conrad.

Now that we've all been properly introduced,

Josh was just leaving.

Busy, busy, busy. Uh-huh.

Love that sweater.

It's so 1996.

That was a compliment.

The retro look is really in.

Thanks for stopping by.

Call me. ASAP.

Bye.

Sometimes he doesn't know how he's coming off.

Love that sweater. So 1996.

He just showed up outta nowhere.

Can't you see what he's doing?

There is something that I should tell you.

Oh, God.

What?

He wants to get back together.

What'd you say?

I was too shocked to say anything.

So you didn't say anything?

No, I, I, I was too shocked to say.

I, I thought we covered this.

You just can't quit 'em, can you?

What?

No, no.

I, I mean, no, no, no.

That's not fair.

Max, just cut the crap.

Could you just give me a minute to collect myself?

You do that, okay?

Where are you going?

Out.

And this sweater's not 1996.

It's 2003, vintage.

Con.

My mom cried when I came out.

Said there's no fate worse than falling for a man.

My parents cried, too.

For slightly different reasons.

(Trey sighing)

Jeffrey, Deandre,

Miles, Anton.

Anton. Chang.

Some on the same weekend.

Your point?

Fuck if I know.

(footsteps clomping)

Someone die?

Li feels the need for a serious chat.

(Drew sighing)

Look, that third wheel stuff?

I was just blowing off steam.

But you were right.

I really think the three of us have something special,

and I don't wanna screw it up like I always do.

That first night at Fantasy Salon,

skinny skiing at Lake Berryessa.

Just get it done, dear.

Do I get a say in this?

(soft acoustic guitar music)

I can make some pasta.

I thought we had something.

We did. We do.

But be honest.

Is this really what you want?

You've given me so much confidence to be,

I don't know, just,

you even like my inner dork.

But Max,

I can't change what Josh did to you.

♪ All the love songs ♪

♪ All the love songs are wrong ♪

♪ All the love songs ♪

♪ All the love songs are wrong ♪

♪ All the love songs ♪

♪ All the love songs are wrong ♪

(soft acoustic music)

♪ Draggin' my feet on an empty beach ♪

♪ My heart is awake but my brain is asleep ♪

♪ And I don't know ♪

♪ Water comes crashing onto my skull ♪

♪ My feet on the ground, but it feels like a fall ♪

(soft acoustic music)

Not that I'm counting or anything,

but you've been staying here 42 days

and still no sex.

We agreed to take things one step at a time.

Might as well enter a convent.

How about I pack you a cinnamon roll

so you have an afternoon snack?

Sure.

Sounds yummy.

I promise this is only for a bit

till I get my shit together.

I can use the company.

Maybe I should install some hookup apps.

Screw my brains out.

(Trey laughing)

Booya!

That's what I like to hear.

But that's not who you are, Con.

And maybe that's not who I am, either.

I crashed and burned,

just like my mother said I would.

But at least you put yourself out there.

It's more than I can say for myself.

Every once in a while you have this cool way

of showing me what a good friend you are.

I'm an artist. I feel.

Then you say shit like that.

(soft gentle music)

I miss him.

(soft gentle music)

Then what are you gonna do about it?

Happy big four-oh.

Thanks, but that's not until next month.

I thought we could celebrate early.

A birthday suit for the birthday boy.

I thought you said you were gonna order

chicken cacciatore?

I thought maybe we needed something else.

Okay, someone's had a few too many.

I missed you.

(phone buzzing)

Don't answer that.

Hello?

Who is it?

What?

Slow down.

Where are you?

Okay, just hang tight.

I'll, I'll be right there.

Yeah.

Okay. Just, yes.

Bye.

Who is that?

It's an emergency.

♪ You never really knew ♪

♪ Just how terribly I needed you ♪

♪ You were nowhere to be found ♪

♪ I was falling fast into the ground ♪

♪ Have I lost ♪

♪ Have I lost you ♪

♪ Have I lost ♪

Your Uber ride not showing up isn't exactly an emergency.

I'll come up with a better story next time.

So.

What have you been up to?

Not much.

Trey's staying with me for a while.

His landlord raised the rent again.

Oh.

What's that supposed to mean?

You two seem to have a thing, that's all.

Oh, seriously?

You're gonna start with that again?

I'm not saying anything.

It's none of my business. You're so.

That's always been the problem.

You don't trust me. What?

And you think I'm too young to be serious, but it's you.

You were never serious about us.

Okay, this is ridiculous.

Deny it all you want.

Okay, you could've at least answered one of my texts.

What'd you expect? Sloppy kisses?

You dumped me.

Okay, time out.

You're the one who kicked me to the curb, remember?

And then you went crawling right back to your ex-husband.

You pushed me away.

Only to protect myself.

Whatever. Whatever you say.

You two deserve each other.

Here.

Here's the key to the bungalow.

I'm not gonna need it anymore.

Okay, I've had about enough of this.

Just get out.

What?

Get out of the car.

No.

I said get out of my car.

Make me.

(Max and Conrad rustling)

(kisses smacking)

(sirens wailing)

Oh, God. Oh, no.

Park closes at sunset, gentlemen.

Identification, please.

Oh, shit.

Wait, I know you.

I met you at Joshy boy's a few times.

Pete.

Hey, Pete.

Sorry.

Didn't recognize you with your clothes on.

Next time guys, rent a room, okay?

Of course.

Thanks, Officer Pete.

Young man, put your hoodie down.

What are you doing?

Hi, Dad.

(soft acoustic music)

Why didn't you wake me?

I don't know.

I texted Trey.

He'll pick me up at the entrance.

Con.

(soft acoustic music)

I can't even.

It's how I feel.

Me, too.

(soft acoustic music)

See ya.

See ya.

♪ I couldn't see ♪

♪ The forest for the trees ♪

♪ You showed me ♪

♪ Hide and seek ♪

♪ Where finders keep ♪

♪ You found me ♪

♪ Lookin' like a moment in time ♪

♪ You called me ♪

You look like I did after my first Jerry Garcia concert.

What's up, dear?

Oh, God.

My life is such a train wreck.

Oh, I've been there, son.

I don't know how to say this exactly, but...

At the end of the day,

it's all about love.

He's right, darling.

The rest is just details.

(soft piano music)

I'm not asleep.

Just drunk from all the junk food.

I was with- Pete called me.

We both know this isn't working.

I never should have divorced you.

I would've divorced me, too.

None of those guys meant anything to me.

I wasn't listening to what your needs were.

You were the only family I've ever had.

I'm so sorry. (crying)

Don't.

Don't say you're sorry.

♪ Oh, wah ♪

♪ Say you'll love me forever ♪

♪ Say that you'll be mine ♪

(tires squealing)

♪ 'Cause on this day I'll treasure ♪

♪ Could it be like this for the rest of our lives ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll choose you in better or worse ♪

♪ I'll choose you even when it hurts ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll choose you ever chance that I'll take ♪

♪ You'll never be second place ♪

♪ Every moment, everyday ♪

♪ I'll choose you ♪

♪ You ♪

♪ I'll choose you ♪

♪ You ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

Just say yes.

We do!

Okay, this is not working for me.

What's wrong? Why?

The vows are gonna be obstructed.

We need to move everything to the gazebo.

Ugh! That's so traditional.

Then we can put a buffet table right here.

Okay, what buffet table?

(phone buzzing)

Hey, can I borrow your buffet table

for my Mom and Dad and Drew's wedding?

Of course.

Hey, Max.

Hi, Pete.

Okay guys. I gotta run.

Thanks.

You're being summoned.

Something's wrong.

Nothing you can't handle.

Hmm.

Keep an eye on them.

Don't move.

(Trey sighing)

Well, well, well.

Look at the love birds.

Just following orders.

I am so excited for this artistic opportunity.

So you can make it work, darling,

because a wedding splash is essential.

Give me a camera, a few extension cords,

and we'll make some magic.

Yes! Oh, yes. (chuckling)

What's going on?

♪ Was never alone, but always felt so lonely ♪

♪ Was surrounded by, but I was still lonely ♪

♪ But when I met you ♪

♪ My heart turned from stone to gold ♪

♪ And when I'm with you ♪

♪ This feeling I can't control ♪

♪ I never wanna, wanna lose this feeling ♪

♪ I'd do anything to not lose you ♪

♪ Yeah, I'd do anything ♪

♪ Baby, I'd do anything for you ♪

(upbeat club music)

♪ Do anything for you ♪

(upbeat club music)

♪ Do anything for you ♪

♪ Yeah, I'd do anything ♪

♪ I'll do anything ♪

♪ Yeah, I'll do anything for you ♪

(upbeat club music)

♪ Do anything for you ♪

(soft pop music)

♪ I built up walls like mansions to the sky ♪

♪ Protect my heart so it would survive ♪

♪ But you climbed in like no one else could do ♪

♪ The day I knew I needed you ♪

♪ I was driftin' out, safe from any shore ♪

♪ Didn't want to get hurt anymore ♪

♪ But you pulled me in like no one else could do ♪

♪ The day I knew I needed you ♪

♪ I was complicated ♪

♪ You made perfect sense ♪

♪ I was slowly breakin' ♪

♪ But you knew how to mend ♪

♪ Was searching for some answers ♪

♪ Who I was and where I'm runnin' to ♪

♪ I was lookin' for me when I found you ♪

♪ When I, when I found you ♪

♪ When I, when I, when I found ♪

♪ Felt familiar the moment that we met ♪

♪ Tried to block it out so I forget ♪

♪ Your persistence kept on pushin' through ♪

♪ The day I knew I needed you ♪

♪ I was complicated ♪

♪ You made perfect sense ♪

♪ I was slowly breakin' ♪

♪ But you knew how to mend ♪

♪ Was searching for some answers ♪

♪ Who I was and where I'm runnin' to ♪

♪ I was looking for me ♪

♪ When I found you ♪

♪ When I, when I found you ♪

♪ When I, when I ♪

♪ You saved me ♪

♪ Changin' my direction ♪

♪ I'm fallin' ♪

♪ Into our connection ♪

♪ I was complicated ♪

♪ You made perfect sense ♪

♪ I was slowly breaking ♪

♪ But you knew how to mend ♪

♪ Was searching for some answers ♪

♪ Who and I was and where I'm runnin' to ♪

♪ I was looking for me when I found you ♪

♪ When I, when I found you ♪

♪ When I, when I, when I found you ♪

♪ When I found you ♪

♪ When I, when I, when I found you ♪