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That was cute.

Lovely.

I don't appreciate your sarcasm.

We've been so kind.

You can sit and relax.

Oh, yeah, good sound.

When she smacks my ass, you'll hear it.

Just don't say anything you don't want the rest of the world to hear.

Yeah, as usual, when they forget me.

Logan, who?

As I said, I don't need guys. I can suck my own dick.

As you've proven earlier.

And fuck herself.

Yeah, I fuck myself too.

A very long shot. Every guy's dream.

I know.

She had a very long strap -on earlier.

And she knows how to use it. Is Courtney ever going to be the same?

Give me three seconds.

Come on.

You can come. Okay.

I can?

Yeah. You'll give me permission?

Yeah.

Okay.

So you're telling me what to do. What do you want me to do? Do you think you

need to?

Yeah.

No.

Take off your panties.

And I won't even suck your dick.

That's another good scene. I think we should get you sucking my dick.

We want to keep the papers.

For once. Oh, for once. It's the same station we always have on.

It usually sucks.

It's usually like elevator music.

Elevator music.

One with Metallica elevator music.

We've never had elevator music. We won't allow that in our house.

No,

I like it.

Well, I was going to let you. Oh, I knew that.

I guess I'm wearing too much clothes. Yeah, can we get this a little more

rolling? Yeah, we're rolling.

No, you're not.

Well, you didn't want me to roll, too.

Okay, you can do this.

Here, lay back.

I'm okay.

Okay, wait a minute.

A little more into the middle.

Come on.

Oh, she's gutting her motherly.

Because that Kelly out on the sidelines here can't get her into the picture

since it's her job.

Thank you.

She sounds harder when I say that.

Maybe that was my sign. Get rid of you.

Get rid of the name.

I'm sorry.

What did you do? No.

I just slipped.

I'm just an idiot.

You've got a bouquet.

Yes.

You okay up there?

Oh yeah, I'm enjoying it. Are you okay up there?

Okay.

Wow, that was like asking for neck cramp.

Action.

New position, guys.

Can't find the hole.

There's two.

He's had that one already. He ain't touched that shit.

He let him have it once, that's it.

Yeah. He owes me before he's dead. Get the right one, Logan.

But there it is just looking up at me.

Say, please, Logan, fuck me.

You know, you're the one saying me.

Ouch.

No.

Oh, you want it. It's saying, ouch.

Well, let me see. I can see what it's saying.

God.

Now, maybe if he doesn't take, like, half an hour to come.

with Crystal. He came pretty quick.

He almost came. That was the first time I was here and I don't think he's... Oh,

from a blowjob he takes forever.

He would never came. Yeah, I've done several cum shots with you.

You've already done like 16.

That's still more than DJ has gotten.

Yeah, so did he enjoy that last scene? Has he seen it yet? No, I'm putting that

up very soon, though.

Look up.

Does that feel good?

Uh -huh.

That's all right. It was a nice bonus, I have to say.

And she knows how to use that, too.

going 69?

Yeah. Okay.

Oh,

look at that.

She's creamer. Yeah.

You creamer.

Like some sugar?

Okay,

you turn around and get under captain's.

Twister. Yes.

As many positions as we can. Left -hand pussy.

You feel shorty. See, when I'm with tall people, it has to do with 69.

Sorry. No, hold on a minute.

Well, it will... You can lighten it, too, if it looks a little dark.

She's in the bedtime.

I think it means you get your position as a commentator right there.

I guess Ford's a... It'd be the Howard Cosell of porn.

And he's in!

And I got you!

That's the best pictures when we get the camera people in them.

Teenage chicks with cameras.

Can we switch to Kathy on time?

Sure.

Kathy would like this. For some reason I felt like in those pictures I was just

a set of legs sticking out.

Look at the pictures of your pussy.

You'll be more in view.

Oh, she was lassoing earlier.

Once you have me find a victim.

Kelly, you could either play with her if you want to sit in front of her.

Or she could sit on Logan's face.

That would be a good picture.

Thank you.

I'm shifting on a bike with a really bad clutch.

What was that?

I feel like I'm shifting on a bike with a really bad clutch.

Okay. It's a little aggressive, but it's a little... You're bad.

I know. You should be a Harley early once it breaks.

Hell no.

Well, forget it. Go ahead.

Whoops, sorry.

No problem.

I'm like, get in your way here.

You've got to tell me, get out of the way.

Don't keep the condom.

What? Take the condom off of his vagina.

You having problems on there today?

Yeah, I'm having a problem today.

You bet. We're too cruel to him and now he can't do it.

He's making fun of my dick and it doesn't want to go in there.

Better?

Do you need lube?

I got lube. Okay.

Are you

okay?

Yeah. It's helping.

Go ahead.

Okay. I'm going to go. I'm just not getting what I need.

Whoops.

Ah.