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I want an improv wedding. And I'm going to buy that amazing dress that I saw at

Holt's the other day in the window.

So this lawyer friend, Roe, went into your work files, got the name of our

confidential informant in order to what? Protect your childhood friend, Jen

Diamante, who may be the real mastermind behind the Purple Rain Empire.

So we set a trap. We suggested an imaginary informant. CI -1191 is being

transported to our safe house at 171 Lock Street.

Jen and Roe were the only ones that knew the location of the fake safe house.

Whatever gang they're working with, they've got some serious firepower.

We've got to find out who ends fast.

Jake!

Jake!

Our suspects for Jake's murder, Chris Karshay and Tuesday Frank, both of whom

believe are working with Jen and both of whom were arrested based on Jake's

intelligence. They're charging now with second -degree murder.

I gave you too much. Relax, relax.

Okay, can anyone identify the sketch of this thug who Watts escaped from?

Actually, I prefer evaded. Just gives a little more credence to my ingenuity.

Nothing yet.

Nothing on the Metropolitan Police databases, nothing on RCMP. Nobody

this guy.

Okay, Watts, take a breath.

That's a good look at me. Okay. Do you remember anything, anything at all, from

these people that you escaped, eluded from? Evaded. Evaded. Sorry.

Yes, well, like I said, he was rough, he was very strong, but they were all

really super mean. Okay, they are super mean, but did they say anything? Like,

any names, literally anything?

Did they sneeze?

Were they sick? Did they smell?

No, but they were really messy. Like I keep telling you, there was a lot of

trash in the back of the van.

Right, right, right. Food wrappers, water bottles, but anything specific?

You know what I'm saying.

Yeah, yeah. I found this in the back of the van. There were like 16 of these

rolling around with me on the floor.

That means that this guy is likely a regular at this sandwich establishment.

That could be any sandwich from anywhere in the city.

Not any sandwich.

We're looking for chicken parm, baby.

See? Best nose in the business.

Okay. Italian sandwich shops.

Let's do a toggle image search.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, wow, those all look really good. Terzo subs, they're great. Chicken parm

pellet, that's my Saturday go -to. You can get a large, and that's for two.

Okay, you don't need the play -by -play of all the places you've ever eaten. Oh,

look, the green and white wrapper. You don't see that often. There it is.

Just that big sandwich truck.

Looking good, too.

Who knew that your useless knowledge of street food would become so useful?

Okay, guys, go check it out.

Like right now? Yeah. Yeah, okay.

Listen, if you hear anything, call us that second, okay?

Nice work.

That's great.

So are you two inviting those guys to the wedding?

Uh, I'm gonna lend them a hand.

Okay, so if you invite Chase, you're gonna have to invite Watts.

It doesn't matter, because the wedding's canceled.

What? Cal, what are you talking about?

God, there's just so much going on right now. This isn't the right time.

Okay, as long as it's not your usual cold feet. My usual cold feet?

Wow, no, it's not that, Sam. It's not cold feet. We need to focus on Nas.

And it's not just that. It's my mother. It's the planning. It's everything. I

just can't deal with it right now. But I promise you, it's not because of cold

feet, okay? Yeah.

Hey.

How you doing?

Good.

Hanging in.

Good.

So they've got you in segregation?

Yeah. Yeah, no roomies.

It's cool, though, because, uh... Well, the place is actually bigger than my

apartment.

Listen, um... Thanks for coming.

It's okay.

We're gonna figure it out.

Just so you know...

We've had our eyes and ears on Jen Diamante all week.

And she's our primary suspect.

Have you found anything yet?

Not yet, but we're getting there.

If we can get Jen, we can get you out of here.

Okay. Okay.

So, Sam, I can't, like, I can't sleep.

I feel like I'm stuck in that night, you know? But there's all these big chunks

that are missing.

And I just keep thinking, and I just keep thinking.

And it's like you're trying to remember.

The worst but most important dream of your life.

I'm trying to remember music, noises, anything.

Listen, maybe you should stop playing it over and over again in your head. I

actually think I've come up with some new ideas.

Jake was waiting on a bag of money, right?

What if somebody found out that he was getting paid and they came for that

Okay. I got this, okay?

I'm going to take care of it.

That's what happens in the bag, okay?

Take it easy.

Hi. Hi. Hey, guys. Are you Giuseppe Lazzaro, the owner of this fine

establishment? Yeah, I am. Can I help you?

I'm Detective Chase.

I'm Detective Watts.

Have you seen... This man before?

Nope.

No clue.

So, unless you want to order, I got some work to do here.

Sure. You hungry?

Starving. Yeah, we'll order. Hey, you mind if I take a picture of the menu

to send it to the guys in the office?

Go ahead. All right, thanks.

I will take a chicken parm. Yeah, and you can hold the peppers. What kind of

do you use there? Ciabatta? That'd be good.

Love a ciabatta.

On one side, make sure there's no parm, okay?

And on the other side, extra onions, if you have them. Pickled is best.

What about some extra sauce, too? That'd be great.

Are you messing with me?

That's a really good question, my friend.

You see that picture there? The one above the... What is that, cheese?

The one above the meatball sub there. That's a very real picture of a very

kidnapper in a very real embrace with you.

Huh. So, care to tell us what you really know about him now?

Or do you want to talk about it at a very real police station?

It's up to you. Really? Really.

Okay, according to Mr. Sauce and Mr. Cheese, our bad guy, Alex Tirasov, is

Giuseppe's stepbrother.

Alex has been forcing Giuseppe to launder money through the food truck.

George.

Petrovich. Head of the Russian mob.

Yep. We reached out to Organized Crime, showed them a picture of Alex Tarasov,

and they confirmed he is Petrovich's bodyguard. They had a whole intelligence

file into both of them. So if Jen is using members of the Russian mob to

our fake CI, then she went from middling drug dealer to an associate at one of

the largest drug syndicates in the country.

Maybe that's the big client Tuesday owed the drug shipment to.

And the Russians supply all of North America.

So we need to stop Jen before she produces a new batch. All right, we need

divide and conquer. You two look into the Russians, see if you can trace them

back to Jen or Purple Rain.

Meanwhile, you, find out how much Ro knows about Jen's criminal ties.

If your friendship got us into this, maybe it can get us out.

Yeah. Hi.

Are we supposed to meet?

No, but I need to talk to you right now.

Okay.

I have court, so... Well, you don't, because I called your assistant, and you

don't have a meeting till 2, so... Why are you talking to my assistant?

Sam.

Did you ever go to that follow -up appointment after your MRI? Are you

Mm -hmm, I'm okay.

But you're not.

Bro, you need to distance yourself from Jen DeMonte.

Shannon.

Why? Because we believe she killed our police informant, Jake Marty.

That's insane.

Jen didn't kill anyone. What are you talking about?

I'm telling you this because you're my friend.

Jen Diamante is a drug dealer, and if you are helping her in any way, and I

it, in any way, then you need to stop right now.

Jen was at the house the night Jake Marty would kill Jake Marty, the koi

-loving drug dealer that I...

told you about.

He was killed on June 29th. Now that's the same night that you and Jen were

together. The night we went to Remington's.

I'm sorry, are you accusing me of something here? Because I showed you the

video. Do you remember? Do you want to see it again? I can show it to you

I don't need to see it again. I just need you to tell me why you changed

from Kelly's place to the strip club.

I don't need the fashion police. No, I'm the actual police.

If you want me to help you.

You've got to tell me the truth.

You should probably sit down.

Okay, so I've been helping Jen get out of things her entire life. Honestly, I

thought she'd finally gotten it together, and I was proud of her. Okay.

What happened?

Okay.

Do you remember Telly's engagement party?

That cop showed up at the file.

Jen and I went upstairs because Jen was super drunk.

As soon as we got upstairs, she just dropped the drunk act and she asked me

listen at the door while she took pictures of the file.

Did you ask her why?

Like, I don't know. It just felt like a stupid joke or a dare.

Where did you go after you left? I came back here. We were just... watching TV

and we put on sweatpants and I tried to get her to go to bed but she just wanted

to keep drinking and she went out. What time?

I was like 12.

And then what did you do?

I went to sleep.

I was out cold by the time she came in and woke me up. She actually gave the

shit out of me because she ran into my bathroom and she slammed the door and

then she wouldn't come out until I brought her some clothes and she kept

that she'd grown up on herself but when she came out she was like like like just

like dead -eyed.

And she said that she got in a fight and some guy was harassing her at a bar and

she had punched him one too many times.

Okay. What bar was that?

She couldn't remember.

So she said she was afraid of getting an assault charge. And could I help her

come up with a story?

An alibi.

It's making me look really bad right now. It's okay. You're doing good. Keep

going.

Yeah, so I just, I got out my phone and I found an old video of us at Remington

and I figured if I just posted it, it would look like we were there at that

moment and then we could change into the clothes we were wearing in the video

and I could get Valentino to vouch for us because he owed me.

So you went and you showed your faces?

We got back here around 4 .30.

I paid him $1 ,000 to say that we were there all night.

And then what did Jen do with the clothes when she was on her own?

I said that we should wash them, but...

She said not to bother, and she just threw them in the garbage on her way

Has it been picked up yet?

Intelligence says this bathhouse is a hangout for the Russian mob.

There's George Petrovich and his bodyguard.

My God, are these people going to go into this banya? They're going to argue

like an old married couple all day.

If that's the way you feel about marriage, no wonder you canceled the

But we agreed on this together.

It wasn't the right time. I didn't cancel it. I'm teasing you. Are you,

Yes.

Having my mother back in the picture, maybe it's triggered some messed up

genetic pattern, like I'm literally running away from commitment.

And what if that's what's going on?

Maybe it is.

You won't know until we reschedule.

And we'll see if you leave me hanging at the altar.

Keep talking like that. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Here we go. Here we go.

You distract the bodyguard. I'll go after Petrovich.

Time to go make a deal.

See if we can offer George Petrovich something he wants.

Hey, man.

I need to speak to Petrovich.

He's busy.

Oh, I think he'll want to hear what I have to say.

Recognize the snitching law.

Sorry to bother y 'all, but is one of y 'all Mr. Minsky?

No. No?

Well, he's 20 minutes late for his massage, so I'm happy to offer to one of

'all if y 'all want a spot.

I hate a no -show.

You go ahead, take it.

Maybe she can massage that brain of yours.

I'll be in the steam room.

Go ahead.

A little bit more oil, please.

Okay.

Here we go.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Listen, you asked.

Oh, Jesus.

So, who are you?

Oh, I'm Big Noise.

Out of Montreal.

Why do you have this niche, then?

Where is this?

It's from here.

Toronto. I have people working for me there, people working for me here.

You have sneakers that work for you? I didn't know it at the time.

He came to me for forgiveness after your boys grabbed him and lost him.

He was begging for protection, hoping to get taken back into the fold.

Never happened.

He was working with the police.

Cannot be trusted again.

I figure I'll give you what you want.

A snitch.

And what do you want, Mr.

Big Noise?

The purple rain I'm owed.

What makes you think I have this purple rain?

You're willing to kidnap a snitch to keep him from talking about it.

Makes me think you have a stake in it.

Or you're working with somebody who does.

I want to see the informant. I want to see the purple ring.

Simple trade.

You come with me?

You seem very tense.

Do you feel disrespected by your boss, maybe?

You know, I'm not going to deny that.

Who?

Alec. Huh? Get Dredd.

What? Now!

Okay, okay.

Let me guess.

Is that him?

Yeah.

I'm just saying that was pretty rude.

Don't let him bug you.

Well, did you know that Jen was involved with Purple Rain?

No. It was just a coincidence that Tuesday was represented by your firm?

No. Jen said that she had this friend who was in trouble who couldn't afford a

lawyer.

And you didn't know that Jen and Tuesday were involved with a Russian mob?

Are you kidding me?

Oh, my God. No, I... Damn.

That blood.

Okay. Hey.

Yamonte's on the move, girl.

The sourpuss is on her way to the spa.

Looks like she's headed through the back. Just text me the address.

Hold your position. Do you understand me?

You got it.

What is going on? I am not supposed to be out in the world. What is the

He won't talk about it here.

Miss Jennifer, she promised me a lot of purple ring, too.

And like you, I didn't get it.

I told you it was out of my hands. Police confiscated it.

Oh, many excuses, this one.

Why did you bring me here? I thought everything was under control.

Your Tuesday is making a big fuss, saying the drugs aren't going to be

You need to manage them, you hear?

I won't let either of you out of my sight until I get what I'm paid for.

Him too.

Yeah, I'm old some.

By Krish.

Oh.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

I mean, you are not leaving my side either.

Until I get what I need.

This niche.

So here.

Call somebody.

Make it happen.

Hmm?

Hello?

Yeah. I need you to bring our guy to the Russian banya on Dupai.

Got it? Yeah, I'm on it. I'm trying to find my way to you. You need backup.

Yeah.

On the way.

Good. Now, do you have something to show me?

You bet.

This way.

Wow.

Wow.

You've been busy.

You think Montreal is the only city with a market?

Vancouver.

Edmund. I've got clients all over the country waiting for this miracle bar.

Tuesday is helping my genius nephew, Ivan, to make it for us.

Ivan isn't a genius. He doesn't know how to do math.

That's because it's not math. It's chemistry.

I'm sorry.

What is the problem here?

Well... You people are asking me to use substandard equipment, and this drug

doesn't work if you mess with the process.

Houston, shut up.

Look, they're a perfectionist, okay? The drugs are top quality. They are

perfectly fine, unless some idiot takes too much.

So we test it, yes?

To prove the product is good.

Alex, you try.

Alex, you do what I say.

No, not doing it.

Try it now.

No. Not your dog.

You're right.

A dog is small.

A dog is loyal.

You try it!

No.

Stop! Stop it!

I'll do it.

Time to move on.

Happy? Now, can I focus so that we can get out of here?

Thank you. Can we get this done?

How much do I have to give you to this guy?

Two kilos.

That's what I paid for.

Two kilos for a life, huh?

I would have thought five.

Oh, damn it. They're both eating.

Police! Get your hands up.

Give me a phone. I got to call an ambulance.

Go, go, go, go.

Jen Diamante under arrest for the murder of Jake Marty and for making and

selling Purple Rain.

Turn around.

Turn around!

Now!

I didn't mean for it to go like this.

How did it happen?

I started buying chemicals from Jen's store to make purple rain.

And then she figured me out, and I thought she was going to turn me in, but

wanted to partner.

And she took on all the business. I just had to make the stuff.

And then when she got me out of jail, she told me...

That I owed her, and... I didn't want to do it anymore.

But, yeah, she had Petrovich's crew pick me up, and then they've had me working

in the lab ever since.

Do you think Jen Diamante is capable of killing someone?

Well, a month ago, I would have answered that differently, but...

now. Yeah.

You didn't have to come get me.

Oh, you wanted to ride the subway.

Hey. Hey.

Hi. Hi. Oh, my.

I didn't expect to see you so soon.

Yeah, I feel like sitting in my apartment.

I just wanted to come by and say thanks.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, the man of the hour.

Yes. Dang, dang, dang, dang.

Welcome back.

Hey.

Thanks for everything.

Anytime.

There's DNA and evidence. That's the science.

But the art is at play here. Anything yet?

Still has not opened her mouth.

Admit it.

Admit it.

You tried to make a deal with this drug peddling Jake to keep him quiet, but you

got greedy.

Greedy. You got greedy. Greedy.

You took the money yourself.

And then you thought you could take him out. I'm not speaking.

Until my lawyer arrives, Ro Wells, can you call her, please?

Oh, Miss Diamante.

Ro Wells isn't representing you.

You have a court -appointed legal aide who graduated from law school a year

And right now, he's in the bathroom down the hall with a really, really bad case

of diarrhea.

Because you...

are his first cold -blooded killer client, and he is terrified at the

representing you. I didn't kill anyone.

Call Ro Wells.

Ro Wells can't be your lawyer. You know why? She's a witness.

And when the DNA evidence comes back from the clothes, the clothes she left

Ro's garage, the clothes covered in Jake Marty's blood, you're going down.

God, you know what? I've always had this funny feeling about you, and I didn't

really like her, but I just thought it was because, like, I was jealous. You

know, the same way that you were jealous of my friendship with Ro?

Nope. Never that.

Yeah, you were, like, a tiny bit? Not even a tiny bit. Like, a little bit? Not

even a smidgen. I think you were.

What was that?

Oh, gosh, yeah, that's just, like, my watch.

The step app makes that sound every time I hit 10 ,000 steps.

Can you do it again?

Well, no, I can't do it again, because then I'd have to hit 10 ,000 steps. Why?

That was the same chime sound I heard at Jake's grandmother's house. I thought

it was a phone ring or something.

Oh, boy, I know that look.

Naz remembers the sound of a fitness ring closing on a watch from that night.

Jen doesn't have a fitness watch, however.

Ro does.

Yeah.

I need you to look into the metadata of a Vigor Trax app registered to 416 -555

-0139.

I'm going to need the exact location tracked on June 29th from 11 p .m. till

.m.

Yeah, I'll hold.

Hi.

How's it going? Oh, my God, look at this.

Where are you going?

I actually booked a little beach vacation last minute, you know.

Week has been a lot, so I just figured I needed it.

reset, process everything.

Did you say a little beach vacation?

Isn't that, you know what, that's what we should do. I'd love to go on a beach

vacation. I think we should both go on that together. But you, however, I don't

think you're going to be going on that anytime soon. But what are you talking

about? I gave you my statement. You know how you can reach me. It's a short

trip. Oh, you know what? We also have access to your GPS tracker and your step

app. And according to that, you were at Jake Marty's grandmother's house the

night that Jake was murdered.

Jen must have put my watch on that night.

You said it. Yes, I said it. Did I call it? Did I call it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I

don't remember what I said. So you think that Jen's DNA is going to be on the

watch, right?

Well, here's the funny thing about those bloody clothes that she left in your

garbage.

Jake's DNA, 1 ,000 % was on it.

Jen's, however, nowhere to be found.

I don't understand. Oh, you know why she doesn't understand?

I'm going to tell you why. Yeah. Because it's a little bit tricky. So just, you

know, let me break it down for you. So we just need you to focus up. So stay

with us here. Let's just see how this tracks out. We are thinking that you and

Jen went to Jake's house together and Jen was paying him off. Keep quiet. You

went along for backup. Yeah. So then you go inside together and you see that

Jake is all messed up on drugs. But you're smart, right?

And boy, are you ruthless.

I mean, Jake's a snitch. Why would you trust this guy to just disappear? And

would you give anything to this weasel, right? Why not just get rid of him and

just take the money? So then guess what you do?

You kill him in your own clothes, and then you just lap dance your way into an

alibi.

I know. I feel free. This is a little bit shocking, isn't it?

Let me know if I'm getting this right. You distract us with a song and dance

about Jen killed Jake and close that you lent her while we're off running DNA

tests. Yeah, let your sketchy friend Jen take the fall.

You skip town and you go live off the money that the both of you were put into

an offshore account. We do good. Hot, cold. You know what? It doesn't matter.

Why not? Because the DNA is going to prove everything.

Listen to me. Do you even hear what you're saying right now?

Like, this is insane. I told you everything that you needed to know about

We're friends. I trusted you. You know what, Ro?

I, um, almost trusted you, but thank God I know what a real friendship looks

like.

Our traditional end of the case celebration.

Awaiting us. I got wine. I got chips. I got dip. I got my buffalo wings.

Oh my gosh.

Why are you going just like that?

Oh my gosh.

Um,

wait. So does this mean that I'm, what? Yeah.

Unexpected improv wedding. Cause that's what you asked for, right?

Nathan's getting ready, so we got to hurry.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nathan is here?

Yeah, he's here because you guys are going to, you know, get married.

I'm speechless.

Are you speechless?

Because this is meddling?

No, this is absolutely meddling. This is like mega meddling, Sam.

I'm really, really sorry. Are you? Yeah, I know I am. I just, what I wanted to

do, what I was thinking I was doing, I was just, wait, I just wanted to take

away. all the stressful bits and i wanted to leave you all the amazing bits

i'm just no you were right though i should have i should have told you stop

no you stop because this this right here sam is the best meddling that anyone

can do for their best friend

We're ready for you.

Okay.

Okay, okay.

You nervous?

Uh, you know, just a little bit, a little bit.

You know, if this is about something other than nerves, that's okay.

Hot feet was always my cure for cold feet.

If you want to run, I won't judge.

I'll even cover for you as long as I can.

Why am I so afraid, Mom?

Nathan's amazing.

You know, I... I was always afraid of losing my

independence.

Yep. I guess I never felt secure enough to be that

with someone else.

But you don't have to be like me.

And you are my beautiful girl.

Thanks.

Hi.

Wow. You guys look so dapper. Really, really gorgeous.

You too.

Thank you. How are you?

Yeah, good. Good. Where's Sarah? I didn't see you.

Here. Um, I, uh, ended things with both Sarahs, actually.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know.

Yeah, it's fine. Really, um, I just felt like after, uh, everything that has

happened, it'd be better if I dealt with it alone.

Yeah.

Where's Steve?

I'm here alone. I mean, yeah, he's not here.

Huh.

What?

I'm, uh, I'm the best man.

But with another drink, I'd be an even better one.

You look lovely, Sam. Thank you.

You think he's okay?

I don't know.

You know, it doesn't matter right now.

Because you have an exquisite -looking woman waiting for you.

Do you, Nathan and Kelly, choose each other every day from this day forward to

be what the other needs in life's best and worst moments through whatever may

come? To give grace to each other as you grow older?

To find new reasons to love each other every day?

We do.

Dear family and friends, help me celebrate our newlyweds, Mr.

and Mrs. Nathan Green and Kelly Duff.

I woke up this morning, and I said...

This one?

No muck, no fuss.

Might have to get you to plan my party. What party?

For my promotion to Fugitive Squad for my investigation at Adeline French. You

got a promotion?

Yeah, isn't it great? That's... Congratulations.

Badge bitches.

The double Bs taking over the OCE. Yeah.

I cried a tear.

I got good news and bad news.

Ooh, good news.

All right, I'll wait.

Okay, I wasn't going to say anything until everybody left, but I booked us a

honeymoon in St.

Vincent.

St. Vincent? The place Adelaide is hiding?

I thought the whole purpose of a vacation was to get away from one.

It's true.

But we've been talking about it so much, I guess it just got stuck in my craw.

Okay, so what's the bad news?

I don't think I can go.

What are you talking about?

It's not.

I think you need someone right now, and I'm pretty sure that someone should be

me.

I know.

Oh. I want to run away with you somewhere, too.

Or you could go by yourself.

I mean, I know it's not conventional to go on your honeymoon without your man,

but... No.

When have we ever been conventional?

I know, but I'm just not sure I want to vacation alone.

However... Hmm.

Did you know there are, let's see, 450 species of fish just...

Swimming around off the coast of St. Vincent.

Wow. Yeah, there's a LaBranche mullet, a cupaweed fish, fat snook, sword spine

snook. Can't say that three times fast.

Sword spine snook, snore pine snook, snore pine snook, it doesn't matter.

Why are you talking about St. Vincent? Well, you know, I was thinking that you

and your ex -BFF, Roe, you know, y 'all bonded over fishing the tank, and I

thought maybe you and I could bond over fish, I don't know, under the sea.

I love it. Sure. When? What are you doing tomorrow?

It doesn't matter, because Nathan's taking a honeymoon.

Was, but he's a little worried about Nas, which... I get.

However, tickets are not refundable.

Oh. Oh, my God.

Are you really asking me?

Yes! Oh, my God. I do. I do with you. Oh, my gosh. This is going to be great.

are going to do umbrella drinks. Have you ever had one? I'm not even going to

it on my trip. Yeah, kind of I am. And then also we're going to do snorkeling.

You might even get a scuba. You're planning it. Yeah, I got a little bit,

Well, and we can find Adeline French.

Charge the trip to... Fugitive Squad.

Yes!

Married. Boss.

Bad. What are we leaving?

What are you doing here?

Just taking a little disco nap before my next set.

Yeah, big one coming up, so I just really want to make sure everybody's

good time. Cool, cool. You know what else is cool? What?

Having 2 .3 million frequent flyer points in 19 weeks has saved up vacay.

So what are we flying into?

SVD? Kingstown?

This is going to be exciting. I'm so pumped. I can't wait. The three of us.

three. All three. It's going to be the best.

It's going to be perfect. I can't wait. You will be there. You'll be there.

Yes.

Did you just muscle her way into our honeymoon?

Okay, well, first of all, it's not our honeymoon. Let's get that straight,

Well, it kind of is. How is it our honeymoon?

Well, it is a honeymoon, but therefore it is a honeymoon.