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How are you? Are you still dating Sarah from Homicide?

I've been dating two Sarahs. Two Sarahs?

What, are you polyamorous now?

Have you ever had your heart broken?

No. All except by you.

Move in with me.

You know, I was always planning on buying my own place. I know.

Julie. Oh, hi. Yeah, I'm his stepdaughter.

Stepdaughter. Her mother and I lived together for seven years. This is Kelly.

Hey, Kelly. Hi. Stay for a few days.

You said you had a big loss by yourself.

But Kelly... Kelly doesn't mind.

Oh, hell no.

No way. Uh -uh.

We're not doing it like that. That's not how we do it.

Not doing what? What you talking about?

You don't just get out the bed, go put on your clothes, and then sneak out the

damn house.

But I actually got different plans for you.

What are you talking about, Willis?

Just you wait. Just you wait, Megan.

You ready?

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, see, that's what I was waiting for, right there. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Okay, now, now, seriously, now, show me what you're working with.

Wait, it's stuck around my ankle. Hold up, help me out. What's coming out? Keep

going. Oh, okay, I got it. Got it?

Got you.

Oh, all right, Platt, then.

You like this?

Oh, yeah. Well, that depends.

Can I get this every morning?

Okay, now, I'm going to be greedy now.

I'm going to need you to send me out.

Girl, you ain't said nothing.

You see that? That was the stuff, girl.

I didn't break up. Please don't hurt him.

Well, maybe, uh, I don't know how you feel about, uh...

Oh, oh.

Oh, look at him now. He's got to be careful.

I don't even got to look.

I need to meet with Brick. It's the 4th of October, the 5th of October. Can you

get me your cars in the way?

Okay, yeah.

Can you just, uh, can you give us a minute?

Sure. Sorry.

Oh, just as an FYI, I leave the house pretty early. I get up, I go.

I'm involved in a lot of community organizational things, like study

pretty go, go, go. So, Kelly, if you and I are both going to be staying here, is

it cool if you park in front of Nathan's car, like, on the street?

Um... Tuli.

All you really had to say was, can you move the car?

You know?

And maybe, just maybe, add a please?

Yeah, you could have said it on the other side of the door, by the way.

I'm frazzled.

Please?

Um, I'm stuck in my bed.

I'm stuck in my bed.

Um, okay, Tuli, I'm gonna need you to leave so I can get dressed, please. Oh,

sorry, yeah.

I forgot some people are weird about nudity.

Well, it's not weird.

You're right. My mom's the weird one. She's super open about bodies and stuff.

Kind of free spirit. I'm sure Nathan's told you all about her. Um, actually, we

don't bring up past relationships and that kind of stuff. Oh, that's smart.

Yeah. It's probably hard for him to talk about.

Why? Oh, he was heartbroken when Vanessa ended things.

Vanessa's my mom. That's what I call her.

Anyway, I'm sorry. I tried knocking.

You can be chill with me here.

Nathan's like family, so so are you.

Have a great day, Kelly.

I'm always working on a Tuesday, though.

Right.

Now, what I'm about to say... Well, it's not that I don't want to... Sam! Sam!

Hey. Hi.

Hey, Naz. How are you? I didn't hear you because I was just listening to a

podcast.

Sounds riveting. Mm -hmm. It is. It's really good. Have you met Sarah?

And Sarah?

Hello. Hi.

Hi. That's a triple hi. How are you? It's really nice that Naz has talked,

a lot about you.

Detective Harding, how's... Homicide.

Homicide is... It's homicide.

It's always a fun time. Sarah, the dog walker. It's really nice to meet you.

Brenda. Hi, Kevin.

I'm sure we've met before.

I don't think we have. I don't remember.

I've been picking up Edwina's dogs for two years.

Guess you're not much of a detective.

That's really... You got me.

Both Sarahs brought me coffee.

It's like I was putting in coffee.

Yeah, like two coffees. I feel like that's a bit much, because what do you

with two at the same?

Is one not enough for you?

Well, some people just prefer two coffees, and I do not judge those

guess I'm just more of a one -coffee kind of girl.

Right. Well, here's a Sumatra for you. Thank you so much. Look at us all

together, just hanging out with the dog and some coffees, and this is just a

really, really good time.

That's terrible. It's not.

It's just that that's a lot of sugar.

Yeah, Nas likes it sweet.

I thought that he liked it black. I thought you liked it with cream.

No, because what it was is, you know what, I like them all equally.

You know, I'm going to go because I have to eat some salt to counteract the

sugar, how it is, because I don't want to, and bye.

And then she just stood there like I was the weird one for not being chill about

the fact that she just walked in on us.

I mean, Sam, I could have just crawled into a hole.

Oh, my God. I want to crawl into a hole, like a big hole where there's no noses

and, like, no Sarahs. You know what was more awkward?

The fact that Tuli walked in on me and Nathan while we were doing our little da

-da -da -da -striptease this morning, or the fact that he was comparing me,

comparing me to Nathan X. Okay, or the super -bizarre land that you and Nathan

tried to do a dun -da -da -dun -dun, like, striptease on a Tuesday morning.

I mean, I just asked myself, like, how well?

Do I really donate them? Because you know I was gone for eight months, and

putting a whole lot of my eggs in his basket. Well, you know, maybe I need my

own basket. I told you about it. I was trying to get my own place. So, you

maybe I should just bite the bullet and sublet something until, you know, I

don't know, our house opens up. Listen, I think you're being really reactive.

You know, the housing market isn't great, and the bubble's about to burst.

don't do that. And then?

The other night, Nathan said that I was the only woman that ever broke his

heart. Yet, this morning, Tuli was talking about how he was all heartbroken

his breakup with her mom.

Well, it's just that, OK, we're all adults here, so we've all had our hearts

broken. But still, you know, I think I can just take a breath. You know, I

in no rush to move in with the man. You know, I can just take a beat.

Right? Yeah.

Okay, the universe is actualizing my dream. Think about this. You, me,

just so you, like, take a beat. Because Steve is away at a conference. Yay!

And the guest room is free with an incredible duvet. And I've used extreme

-control to not binge -watch Bridgerton Season 2. Waiting for a what? Oh, a

Bridger buddy, which could be you. It should be you. It will be you.

Well, I think I know that idea.

Yeah, Bridgerton 2.

You and me.

It'll give me a night to catch my breath. Yes, take a beat. Take a beat.

here. I'm allowed, right?

Yes, give me a beat.

Down low.

Let's go.

Okay. I'm friends. Time.

I'm dealing with an emergency. I could use you both in the boardroom in five.

Thanks.

Good job. Good job.

Hey, we need your help.

Oh, no, no, no. I'm not cleaning up vomit. Honey, the bathroom is right

there. It's a door away. I'm sorry.

That came out of nowhere.

Yeah, yeah, it's okay. I'm trying to keep this on the down low as a favor to

Susan here. She's feeling pretty vulnerable.

We got a couple calls, noise complaints, fireworks being set off near the

Portland around 6 this morning. Everyone said it was coming from a junkyard on

Commissioners. It's in the file. Look in the file.

Crested? Owned and operated by Curtis Eggers. The titular stud of Crested.

not that I noticed, but he is a stud. He's really built to get us to figure

where he goes to work out. Anyway, he's in an interview right now. We were going

to talk to him, and then we found... What? She's never seen a dead body

This is a homicide?

Not exactly here.

Oh, okay. You know what? Give us a warning next time you slash us with a

raccoon pick.

How do you think I felt? I stepped on it.

Too tight. It's not a real human dead body.

I'm prepping her that it is much, much worse.

Okay, what's your theory? I think the fireworks were actually a machine gun.

you look closely at this little trash panda, he's been hit by at least five

bullets. There's another 15 on the scene.

All right.

I'll get Ballistic to run a test.

In the meantime, we'll have a little chat with the stud of crud.

So, how can I help you lovely ladies?

I'm assuming I would know if I was arrested, right?

Detective was asking, I went to ask you about your whereabouts this morning

around 6 a .m.

Oh, well, yesterday on Monday, I had lunch with Maria. I met

her on rubble. I called them my Maria Mondays.

Slept over, woke up, did a little bit of a Tuesday morning redux, and then

went to work around 8.

Okay, well, while you were reduxing, machine gun fire was reported coming

your address.

Why would anyone fire an automatic weapon from your property?

I lock up the gates when I leave, but that doesn't mean that kids won't hop

fence, right?

Kids? With machine guns?

Only shooting I do is on hunting trips with the boys.

Wow. But I owe a beer to whoever got rid of that vermin.

You know, raccoons are an invasive species.

They are on track to outnumber us four to one, and I do not like those numbers.

Do you?

Curtis, do you own any hunting rifles?

I got a few non -restricted firearms.

Oh. Oh, okay. Well, what are we talking?

It's on here. Just give me a second here. Let's see. Oh, they're there.

Again, I got some other good ones on here.

There's the hunting rifles.

Wow. Those are... And I got my... I got another one in there, too.

I got my 9mm in here somewhere. Oh, there's my 12 gauge pump action.

There's me holding the 12 gauge. Very nice. Nice sunglasses.

Thank you. There's my 9mm.

Oh. It's all locked up. It's safe at home.

I think you might be forgetting one.

An M16 machine gun.

100 % illegal in Canada.

You know what? You can confiscate that.

Oh, he's going to confiscate his illegal rifle. That's so nice.

Yes. I'm just wondering why you would use a machine gun to hunt a raccoon.

I don't hunt them. I get rid of them.

Is it a crime to protect your property?

It is illegal to possess, not to mention fire a fully prohibited automatic

weapon in Canada. Yeah, there's severe penalties.

But if you let us know where you got it from, you know, maybe we just let you

off with a fine.

You know, we can play tough and just serve three to five years.

I get my guns from a guy named Jeff.

Jeff Harvey.

Where can we find him?

He runs a business out of a place called Bear Camp.

Oh, Bear Camp.

Okay, this, okay.

These people are naked. This is a nudist camp, Kel.

You're kidding me. No, I'm not.

Ballistics results just came in.

Come with me.

The bullets found in that raccoon have been matched to the same gun wanted in a

homicide from three weeks ago.

It's possible your crud stud is killing more than raccoons.

Now, I'm really close with the guys on the case, so I told them I'd connect

You're going to be working with the homicide creme de la creme.

Really, really great guy. So smart.

Really funny.

You're going to love these guys.

Hi, Sarah. We meet again.

Hi.

Hello.

Detective Dak Adams.

In the early years, they'd call me Dick Dak.

Not a term we use for detectives anymore.

Dick.

Probably a good thing, right? A lot of confusion, wouldn't you say?

No, yeah, yeah, sure, confusing.

Anyway, it's great to have you two working under us.

We can use all the help we can get.

Help? No, no, this is our case.

Homicide trumps G &G. Everybody knows that. We will run point, and you guys

assist. Is Ballard okay with this? Yes.

About three weeks ago on a cold, rainy evening, a young man named Richard

Richardson, who also goes by the name Dick, full of promise, full of dreams,

decided to go out.

for a bag of chips at the store. He had some dip in his fridge. He wanted to

match the chip with the dip. Comes back from the store, goes to his apartment,

can't wait to open the chips.

Out of nowhere, a red sedan comes flying around the corner, and the passenger

decides, I'm going to rip those chips open for you. Pulls out an M16.

Get down, Dick Dick!

Dick! No!

Nothing. Ten bullets in the chest, five in the chips.

Dick Richardson's dreams were no more.

Detective Adams writes crime novels in his spare time.

Oh, yeah, okay.

What do you guys have so far?

So far, we have Curtis Eggers, who bought this N16 from a guy named Jeff,

deals guns out of bear camp.

The nudist colony?

Yeah, Curtis said that he bought a gun a week ago, but he could be lying.

Curtis also claims to have a rock -solid alibi on the night of the murder, a

rock -solid alibi that goes by the name Felicia.

Mm, let me guess. She's on Fridays?

Yes, Fridays, huh.

Well, get a good night's sleep, everybody. Tomorrow we're going to bear

A cluster of naked dicks thrusting our way to the bottom of this cave.

Whoa, look at this.

Here you go. Here's to taking a beat.

Personally, I've been up since 3 AM with the words naked dick running through my

head. But you know what?

Dick -dack was being dramatic.

We don't all need to go in there naked.

They can handle that.

And we can hang in the van as backup, OK?

God, because I just cannot go in there with Sarah, too.

I can't go in there with Naz's girlfriend.

Why not?

Well, I don't know. I mean, who could really know? I just, Kel, do you ever

really get over your ex?

I certainly hope Nathan is over here.

Listen, I know that I'm not the most adventurous person.

But this whole polyamorous thing, it's got me really feeling like a prudent

Sarah, too. She's just so confident. She's a real free spirit.

What's so great about being a free spirit, anyway?

That's how Thule describes her mom, Vanessa.

Yeah, free spirit. Know what that means?

Flaky. Yeah, take your free spirit over there. Thank you very much. Bye.

I have no problem being naked.

No problem at all. In the shower, between the sheets. But other than that,

just don't feel the need. I'm a private nudist. But nobody sees a coochie waving

all around the place. I mean, not your coochie in particular.

Anybody's coochie. Vanessa's coochie.

Speaking of Vanessa, do you want to check out her social media?

Oh, girl, are you kidding me? I have been watching her stories for a week.

You've been watching her stories?

Yeah, why not?

So you know that she can tell when you've been watching her stories.

What do you mean?

Oh, come on, you must know that. That's why Elliot banned me from his social

media, because he could see when I was creeping his stories. No, no.

Huh.

This account is now private.

Oh, like, and it wasn't before?

Do you think she made it private when she saw me creeping her stories?

No. No, I'm sure she didn't even notice.

That is embarrassing.

I feel so childish.

Good. I'm glad you do. You should feel childish because I feel childish all the

time and it just makes me feel normal. I can only be childish with you, though.

Thanks, thanks. Are you sure you can't be childish with your BFF, bro?

Are you kidding me? She's way too mature for that. Can you pass me one of those

sausages, please?

Yeah, eat your naked sausage.

No, I will.

Kelly, you have a minute?

I talked to Thule about yesterday, and it will never happen again.

Yeah, okay.

You know, but she said something that kind of made me feel a little weird.

Like what?

Like how you might have been heartbroken when her mom dumped you.

Wait.

Is that jealousy, Esme?

Jealous. No, this is incredible. Wow, you're jealous over me?

Okay, stop.

Stop. Okay, it's over.

Back it up.

Yep.

I mean, for real though, were you heartbroken when you and Vanessa split?

I don't know.

My ego was definitely bruised.

And I guess in the moment, I could have taken that for a heartbreak, yeah.

Maybe.

Anything else you need to tell me?

Hold on.

Hi, Thule. What's up? I think something bad has happened. I need your help. But

not as a cop, okay? As my friend.

Okay, calm down.

Breathe.

What's going on?

I'm at school.

I'm trying to look for my friend, Ray.

I don't know. We were in the library together and then started acting really

weird and aggressive. Can you breathe for me, please?

Just tell me what's happening.

We were in the library together.

Just working, and then he just bolted. I don't know. He's really messed up.

Okay. So do you want me to send someone down?

No. No, no, no. No, I don't want some random cop showing up and pulling out

their guns. He might be going back to our lecture, but I don't know. I'm

freaking out. I will be there as soon as I can be, okay? Don't move.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You all right? Sure, sure. Yeah, please.

All right, let's roll. Damn it.

Julie, is he on anything?

He takes the Purple Rain stuff to help him study, but this was whack.

He said he was going into lecture.

I can't do it. I just can't do it.

I'm not a goddamn robot.

Gotta be on Purple Ring. Seriously?

I just can't work that fast.

Left Psych 100?

It nearly killed me.

Detective Mazier, who are you?

Veronica, Jodi, we're the teenagers.

Okay, listen, we'll take care of him. You guys get the hell out of here.

Hey, easy, Ray.

That's your name, right?

I'm Nathan, Tuli's friend.

Let's just take it easy, huh? Maybe even sit down.

I'm sitting down, right?

Yeah, nice and easy.

Just chilling.

Okay, Ray? You're gonna be okay, Ray. You can trust them.

Ray. Ray, it's me.

Hey!

Tony! Are you okay? All right.

Take your time. Take your time.

All right, Jeff Harvey, 47, primary address is Leaside, Toronto, but in the

summertime, he lives out of his RV.

I just finished questioning Curtis, whose alibi is solid. He's not the

Turns out his account of acquiring the M16 after the homicide checks out. Okay,

so we find out where he got the gun from and who had it before him.

That is pungent. That's intense, whatever it is you're drinking.

I know, right? So good.

So Adams is digging up a carded informant who is also a member at Bear

We agent the informant who introduces us as customers. We buy a gun and catch

Jeff in a sale.

Excuse me, when you say we buy a gun, do you mean like we go undercover, like

out of cover in the nude?

It's the only way that he does business.

Yeah, so you and Dick Dak got that.

Sure. If you two are weird with it, you know, me and Adams can take care of it.

And you guys can be back up in the van. Yeah, we'll be in the van. Thank you. I

like the way you think.

Yeah.

I'm calling for backup. No, no, please. No more cops.

Okay, okay. But I'm staying with you. I'm going to take you home, and then

going to find Ray.

Call Kelly.

Yeah.

Hey, Niles, what's up?

Hey, yeah, we're over here at Osler U. We got a situation.

Nathan needs your help.

Okay, all right, I'll be right there.

Um, hey, I gotta go.

What? Stop, no.

Nathan, too late on your situation, okay? You're gonna have to do this

me for now.

Stop, please don't leave.

Sam, there are three very capable detectives.

You'll be fine.

You know what? I'm gonna go, and then you stay here. Sam, Nathan rarely asks

my help, okay? He needs me.

You got this, okay?

Okay. You're good.

Watch out for me, please.

Yep. Thank you.

Students last saw Ray heading here.

You sure he was on Purple Rain?

Oh, yeah. Extreme strength, foaming at the mouth. These are all common

to the drug.

That's him. I don't want this.

I don't want this anymore.

I don't want this.

Take it easy, all right? We're going to get you out from there.

I can't take this. This is way, way, way, way, way too much.

He's having a seizure. Let's go.

Catch him. I got him.

We got you, Ray.

I got his head.

Hey, paramedic, off the university.

Third floor atrium, right now.

You're good.

We're all good.

All right, you're allowed to wear shoes.

I put a tiny mic in Sarah's sneakers.

I can do the same for you. No, no, I'm not going in. You two are. I can't. You

two have to do it. No, it's just that we agreed, so... Okay, I've given it some

think, and I realize that I can't do it because Jeff will find me too

intimidating. I don't know what you mean by that.

With the... Yeah.

He's not going to do business with me if he sees it.

And we're done.

You two go in. I'll stay outside waiting on your every word. Once you have a

deal for the gun, let me know and I will jump in and nab him.

Wait.

Um, sorry, could we just, like, please? No, I can't, I can't, I can't. I just,

well, come on, come on, it's gonna be fun. I don't see how this will be fun.

is fun with a capital F.

Hello. Hi.

Um, we're here to register with Oskeen Harding.

Uh, how much?

Clothes are you allowed to wear? We are not clothing optional.

You can only wear clothes for safety, like if you're cold.

Do you hear that? It's really cold.

We lose our heat through the top portion of our body, not the bottom. So if you

must, put on a shirt.

Oh, good. I'll just probably wear this one then. Not that shirt.

Too sexual.

Okay.

Really?

No sexual behavior, no inappropriate comments, and when you sit, use a towel.

Understood.

Oh,

God.

Like they're taunting me.

I've always wanted to join a nudist colony. Apparently it's really relaxing.

Yeah.

I am so relaxed right now.

Well, you're going to draw more attention this way. You can at least

This is me trying.

Can you see anything?

Here, let's do this.

Well, the pamphlet said any coverage is too much coverage, so... You look great,

by the way. Thank you.

You got me a basket?

Okay, where...

Where's your CI agent?

She should be able to meet us here. Yeah, she should be here somewhere.

really tight with that Jeff guy. Can we trust her?

As much as you ever can. She was the sister of a drug dealer. She turned her

entire family in for a shorter sentence.

And she did about six months in jail. Now she's out trying to turn her life

around. Her name's Lena or Lana.

Lena? Lena.

Hey, I know you.

Hi.

I'm sorry, but we can't trust her. We can't use her because I arrested her.

you trust me?

You turned my life around.

You got me out of my sister's clutches, so I'm happy to help.

Seriously.

You're not supposed to be wearing a towel.

You know what? Fine, fine, fine, fine. Just please make the introduction, and

then let's just get out of here, okay?

It's cold.

Go in there.

Okay, eyes on Jeff. He's over by the...

Have you confirmed he's going to sell us a gun?

No, he hasn't confirmed anything.

He's smarter than that. He's agreed to meet.

You ready for the introduction?

Hey, Jeff, babe. Hey. How's it going?

Hey, Leigh.

Where you been?

You know, you and Nas have a lot of similarities.

Did you guys have a good sex life?

We're not having this conversation.

Right.

Well, these are my friends that I wanted to introduce you to.

You stick out like a sore thumb.

Textiles, people who prefer to be clothed. Take a note from everybody

Towels are for sitting, not covering.

You don't see me wearing sofa cushions to cover up, do you?

Should we go back to the trailer and chat?

Yeah. Okay, after you.

How you doing?

Man, what happened?

You had a seizure.

Yeah, you were on some messed up drugs.

We found this in your pocket.

Purple rain?

Helps me study.

I feel really focused.

You know, I just sprinkle a little bit in my coffee.

It's amazing.

Seriously. So then I said I'd, you know, buy more to share with my study group.

Then this morning, I tried snorting it.

That's the thing with these new synthetic drugs, Ray.

The so -called manufacturer can't be relied upon to be consistent. Plus, the

effects are completely different depending on how much you take or how

it. You want to tell me who you got it from?

I never met the person.

I'd just send an e -transfer and then get a text or to pick it up in a mailbox

on campus.

What mailbox?

Uh, well, at the time, it was in the area where the professor's offices are,

a mailbox, number 514.

And when did you pick it up?

Monday morning, 9 .30.

I think I got there a few minutes later.

You bought these drugs for your whole study group?

Yeah. We're all freaking out, falling behind. Yeah, I bought some for

Your study group, including Thule?

Yeah. Kelly.

Hey.

How's Ray?

They're going to keep him in the hospital tonight, but he's going to be

How are you feeling?

Okay.

Yeah, okay.

You don't need to look after me. I'm fine.

Nathan will be back soon, so... Too late.

Julie, can you sit down?

I'm really tired. I should go to bed. Julie, please.

Can you look at me?

I said look at me, Julie.

Look, we did this your way.

No cops, just friends. So here we are.

Friends.

Ray gave that stuff out to everybody in the study group.

Did you take any?

No.

But Ray's been fine until now.

His grades went up. He's been writing amazing papers.

You have no idea how much pressure is on me right now. I have to get my

scholarship renewed for next year. If I don't, I can't come back.

I'm doing my master's program.

I'm being a TA. I'm spearheading two community organizations in my spare

You don't get it.

I'm about to snap.

And you will snap if you rely on that stuff.

Do you get that?

or with your clothes on?

No.

Please don't tell Nathan.

I'll tell my mom.

We've been having dinner together, like, once a month, and I swear if he tells

her, she'll freak.

You've been getting together with Nathan and your mom?

Lately. Just, like, the last six months, maybe, since I started school.

All right.

Look, I got to get back to work, okay? But I'm glad you're...

Thank you so much for your help.

Bad news.

My little Monday morning drug drop is a dead end. Literally.

Mailbox 514 belonged to one Dr. Topper Levinson who passed away nine months

So, unless Dr.

Topper was selling purple rain from the great beyond... Someone else might have

co -opted his mailbox.

That could be anyone.

Top Lev.

Top Lev.

Levinson. Ray.

Didn't he say something about a Professor Lev?

Psych 100. That's what he said.

Guess the TAs must have continued teaching the course after he died.

There are two of them. V. Sawyers and J. Malecki.

As in Veronica and Jody.

You think they still have keys to his mailbox?

Well, according to this, Jody was teaching the abnormal psych tutorial

Monday morning.

But guess who had that Monday morning off?

Veronica Sawyer.

Leaving her free to deal some purple rain.

Love it. Love it!

Veronica Sawyer?

Hi, Detective.

Everything okay?

Yeah, we'd like to know where you were on Monday morning.

This past Monday, I was here. I was giving my famous APA citation demo.

It was pretty lit.

Really? Because the work schedule says that you don't work Mondays?

Normally, no.

This past week, Jody begged me to cover for her. She said she had a flute

recital of her nieces she had to go to.

Jody did?

Yeah.

Who has a flute recital at 9 a .m.?

There. There she is.

Jodi! Can we talk to you?

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

Jodi, stop!

Jodi Malecki, you are under arrest.

For what?

This is harassment.

Purple rain.

I never meant to... Cause us any sorrow?

Tell it to the judge, sweetie.

Hands behind your back.

Layla tells me two ladies are looking for a powerful weapon.

Thing is, I'm having trouble imagining what a couple of sweeties like

want with a machine gun.

First of all, I'm not that sweet.

Speak for yourself, I'm pretty sweet.

Me.

That sweetie's so shy she won't even drop her towel at a nudist camp.

Well, no, I'm not shy. It's just, um...

Like, I have a B12 deficiency, so I have a hard time just keeping my hands and

really thin feet warm.

We're here because, well, we need protection.

Oh.

Hey.

What's going on?

Many seeds are germinating.

Physical seeds.

Plants, trees, seeds in my mind, not to mention the seeds of this undercover

playground. I don't know what you're talking about.

Where are we at?

What's the progress?

They're mine.

Mine.

They're in the RV with Jeff.

I do know that.

Okay, I need to get closer.

Oh. It's not clothing optional.

Yeah, sir, I am a cop, and you have a guy in there selling guns.

So where's your warrant?

We don't have one.

We need to know the guns are on the premises.

You're welcome to enter the premises if you remove your clothing first.

Or are you saying that the rules don't apply? I can't go in there naked.

The rules state you can wear clothing for safety, but it cannot be sexual in

nature. That shirt?

Very sexual.

Too sexual. Take it off. Kelly, let's go.

Is that fanny pack for safety?

It's where I keep my golf balls.

Good shirt. Suits your eyes.

Move.

I don't buy you two as a couple.

Well, okay.

Listen, the truth is, Sarah and I, we dated the same guy. I mean, not the same

time. Like, I dated him first, and then I broke up with him first, and then she

started to date him, and then, like, loads of other people started to date

and then I'm like, oh, my God, am I crazy for breaking up with this guy?

And they're all having this, like, really sexy and exciting polyamorous

relationship, and I'm just like, you know, like, plain Jane.

And then we decided to invite her into our polyamorous relationship. Right, you

did. Thank you. And weirdly, I don't know, it just, I think it really worked

me. So it's like me, him, and her all together and loads more people.

Why not me?

The thing is, there's just some unsavory people.

Okay, not that I think that polyamory is unsavory because I don't.

Well, there are some people who don't have respect for polyamory, and they

to get a little aggressive. Not aggressive.

Confused. Confused.

Some of them have been known to show up armed.

Seriously?

So, if I want to walk a guest to a door, I want to make sure they take me

seriously.

Yeah, well, three gays should do it.

Show me the money.

Okay, okay. Hang on a second. Why are you guys inviting people with guns to

sexy soirees?

Like, can't you figure out a way to vet them in advance?

Your body, your choice.

Yes.

It is.

Oh, I get it.

It's a cover story. This isn't real. Got it.

What do you mean, cover story?

I didn't say cover.

Jeff, I said lover. I mean, lover of guns, clearly. Are you a rat?

No.

CCPD, drop the gun now.

Perk pistol against the machine gun? I like my odds.

How about two perk pistols versus your machine gun?

Put it down slowly.

Thank you a lot.

Get your hands up.

At your back, Kelly.

Hands behind your head, Jeff. You're under arrest.

Do you know what kind of charges you're facing?

I mean, considering my immaculate record and the fact that it's the first

offense, I mean... Please.

All right, listen to me very carefully.

All right.

This Purple Rain stuff is lethal.

If that kid Ray dies, you're looking at manslaughter.

Oh.

Uh... Well,

if I...

Give you my supplier?

Could that help lighten the sentence?

Definitely wouldn't hurt.

Okay, so I get the product through a network of gamers called The Replicant.

They sell exclusively through an online chat room.

Battlebender. Yeah.

But then a few days ago, the whole operation went offline.

So I was about to meet with my contact, Jake Marty, and he was going to tell me

how things are...

Moving, now that the game's been shut down.

Jake Marty.

Hey, that was a crazy day.

Yeah.

I know we haven't had a lot of alone time.

And Thule is not helping that.

And I cannot put her out.

I've known her since she was a baby. No, I get it.

So will you come home with me tonight?

I don't know.

Are you going to invite me to your next dinner with Tuli and Vanessa?

Yeah.

Caught wind of your date night.

Unfortunately, it didn't come from you, though.

Kel, I've seen them literally three or four times.

tops in the last six months because Thule is coming to school here in town.

That's it. Yeah, so when I asked you if you had anything else to tell me, you

didn't think this was a thing?

No, I guess I didn't think it was a thing.

Nathan, you know I have trust issues. It doesn't take much for me to turtle.

Is that what's happening now?

Are you turtling on me?

All I'm saying is... I'm going to spend another night

at my friend's house.

Who goes there?

I'm just kidding. Come in. Hey, how you doing?

I'm fine. I'm in my pajamas, my underwear, socks.

I've never been so grateful to be fully clothed.

I just wanted to say thank you for letting me crash here. Are you kidding

love this.

Hey, wait. Are you tired?

Not really.

Come on, come on, come on.

I have been craving this.

since Doc Adams talked about it yesterday.

He described a gory murder scene, and your takeaway from that was, damn, I

get me some of those chips.

Oh, my God, like, it wasn't that gory. Come on, we'll watch Bridgerton season

two.

All right, movie air, come on over.

Yes! Yes.

Oh.

Hey, are you okay?

I'm fine, you know, it's just... Men.

Oh, men.

You know what? And women.

Really, right? People, really.

People.

Not to mention his job. Oh, my God. I can't even talk about work right now.

Everything just makes me sick.

Yeah, me too.

Except for these chips and you.