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Go through the forest,
It's easier, he says.

Well, damn.

It has magic.

Well.

God damn it.

Fuck.

No.

Wait.

On the countertop - Yes.

- I - What's up, dude?
- How are you?

- Great, and you?
- Fine Come In.

This is exactly the same.

Have you seen?

Vero.

Hello - Hello.

The famous Pedro is here finally.

How are you?

- Fine, and you?
- Fine.

He went Pedro this, Pedro that,
my cousin's the best.

Obviously

I hope not to disappoint you.

Martu was disappointed

when she found out
she had no chances with you

I don't worry.

Well.

Good trip?

Yes, I slept the whole time.

Fine.

I I'll go get a pen.

Welcome - Thanks.

Has the uncle given you
the keys to the room?

Yes, they are In the bag,
I'll give it to you later.

Come, lets have a drink.

- Coke or what?
- Fine.

Yes?

Table tennis

I - I'll defeat you I - we'll see.

That's Max,

Lucas's friend, I told you he was coming.

He was In the club, remember?

When you told me about some Maxi

I didn't know it was him,
but we went to summer camp

I think he is my age.

Yes, he is crazy, I but he s good.

I Where s Lula?

Upstairs, with a friend, Martu,
do you know her?

Your friend told me
she has no chances with me.

Right.

And Lucas is upstairs,
lying in bed, maybe.

By the way, how do we sleep?

It's complicated

so I am with Lula in my parents room

the girls in Ana's room

and you In the room
we stayed In last time

with Lucas and with this.

Maxi.

Really?

Shall we?

Use that one, because

I need the lamp to read.

- Sure?
- Yes.

This and this.

I'll use a T-shirt with this one

or you'll be itchy all night.

And this?

Such an idiot, I didn't see it.

My backpack was covering it.

I can't sleep without a pillow.

Thanks.

Are you staying

for the holidays or longer?

Yes, that's the idea.

Fine.

I sleep with my short and shirt on

I so don't worry.

Right.

THE ASTRONAUT LOVERS

Can I sit there?

Of course.

It's nice, isn't it?

Yes, it's great.

Do you remember me?

Yes, from our childhood.

I do, too.

So you are gay now.

Yes.

What?

Nothing, the question.

Sorry, I have no filter.

I You don't look gay, anyway.

I Maybe, I don't know.

Such a silly comment.

That stuff about Looking gay.

I mean.

If I were an astronaut
you wouldn't ask that

I wouldn't ask that

because you look like one.

I Its that

my girlfriend, well.

I had a girlfriend

and she always told me I looked gay

I got really angry.

It infuriated me.

Up, stand.

- Stand?
- Stand.

But.

To make it stand up I have to touch it

and if I do it in front of you

my girlfriend would be right.

Former girlfriend.

Stand up so I can see what your girl saw.

If you smoke like that
you look a little gay.

Do you know the

the paradox of Pinocchio
saying his nose will grow?

A paradox is something impossible.

Right, for example,

what happens if

an unstoppable force hits
an unmovable object?

Right.

Pinocchio's paradox

is with his nose but I
explain it with a dick.

Listen, only if I lie

my dick grows, right?

Yes.

If I say

the moon's a square.

It will grow because the moon is.

Round - Right.

So, according to that law I say

my dick will grow.

Right.

What happen?

My dick will grow.

I Lets see.

If you lie, it grows.

Lets say it's a lie.

It grows.

It wouldn't be a lie because it grew.

Exactly.

That's the paradox.

Its like an oxymoron,
there's a contradiction.

I love that stuff.

My nose will grow.

Well

your girlfriend said you could be gay.

I I haven t seen you In ten years

I and you know I'm gay.

And you make me think
on your hard dick.

I don't know, but you look like a Martian.

Maybe.

I'm a bit of a Martian.

How do you call these?

Ladybird.

Appropriate.

This dinosaur.

Weird.

Let me see.

Can I see?

Can I keep one?

Yes, of course

I have noticed them - Pick one.

Four years, from 10 to 14.

Ok - Yes

I thought you were born here
and then went to Spain.

No, I was born In Madrid,
my mother is Spanish

and my father is Argentinean.

He went there, met my mother,

they had me,

and we returned here when I was 10.

And you didn't keep the BA accent?

A little, but they harassed me
at school so I changed it.

Four years isn't enough.

Did you go-?

Your turn.

- Mine?
- Yes.

- Against?
- The loser.

Good luck.

We have to pick the movies.

Not me - Not me.

Maxi.

I No, guys, don't.

You know him, he is a dick.

He loves you, he wants to fuck you

- I - Where s Pedro?
- In the bathroom.

Tell him to go.

Tell him the guy is hot I and he II go

I I'll go, I lost.

Imagine Pedro there

Spanish, Do you have Sex,
Lies and Videotapes?

The wanker talking.

You go to shops with hot women.

Just a coincidence.

And you?

You ask the lifeguard about the flags.

Come on.

She forgets the meaning every year.

Two things.

Can you help me?

Help you pee?

No, if we can go to the video store.

Video store?

To the past? Nothing changed since I left.

No, In the center, I there s a book shop

that rents movies, we have no wi-fi here.

The owner makes me uncomfortable,

he is heavy.

Why dd you stop talking?

Nothing - Nothing.

Just that, if I go with you, maybe.

You are uncomfortable.

Because he is a dick.

Or because he wants to suck your dick?

Yes, that

I couldn't say it.

You couldn't?

You have faggot, nancy, pancy,

fairy, a thousand words.

Poofter, queen, and my favorite, crab.

Crab?

It walks backwards.

What did Juan say?

He said Duro de Matar

and the girls said Big.

Duro de Matar?

With Bruce Willis, Nakatomi Plaza,

Severus from Harry Potter.

Jungla de Cristal.

Jungla de Cristal?

You are worse than us with names

I love this movie.

What's your favorite? A classic one.

Blade Runner.

Nice choice.

Mine is.

True Romance.

True Romance?

Amor a Quemarropa.

Screenplay by Tarantino, sister movies.

Brothers.

No, the directors are brothers,
the movies are sisters.

What do you mean?

Watch them together.

Like playing Alice
and Dark Side of the Moon?

Not that much,

I play them and you'll see

I I don't know.

I can't explain, but they are sisters.

Some things can't be explained.

Like when you don't lie,
it shouldn't go hard

but it happens anyway.

Exactly.

I'm Pinocchio, my big nose will grow.

Big nose?

Seems like a lie.

You'll see it one day, but yes.

I tend to exaggerate.

One day you can give me a hand.

Or two.

What movie are you Looking for?

Edward Scissorhands
I'll grab yours nice then.

Shut up.

Why cutting the only thing that suits me?

Man on the Moon, Milos Forman.

Everything suits.

You must get to it.

What about Pedro? Nice, isn't he?

Yes, a genius.

You know

when Juan said he was coming

my inner Neanderthal appeared.

Neanderthal.

- What did I say?
- Neanderthal.

I Its Neanderthal.

Nothing to do with teeth.

Well

the inner Neanderthal appeared.

I thought it was weird, but I was paranoid.

What can he do? Stare at my ass?

My underwear?

- That underwear?
- Yes.

You hairy ass.

Hairy, isn't it?

You aren't the first to tell me that

I And I won t be the last.

I thought of removing it.

I have a lot of hair, from neck to ass

constant hair.

Someone might like that

I I don't know.

Well, about Pedro.

Being next to you.

I'm invisible, just like with girls.

So, he has your ass
to stare at, if he wants.

I'm not worried.

What was that?

What? How do they call my ass?

How we call your ass.

Big Brothers house.

Why?

Many wanted to go In to see how it feels.

His knee vibrated.

Weird.

Weird, but also scary.

Yes.

No way

Pedro, do you want to come?

With us - Where?

We'll go to Panamar,
to buy clothes, lunch

and enjoy the beach.

The beach?

Yes, I didn't buy a new swimsuit

so it can be seen by a man
who walks lonely towns.

Maxi was asleep

he was watching TV all night
so he won't come.

Yes, I prefer to go to the beach here.

Shall we?

Wait until I finish my coffee.

Sorry, love, I thought you were ready.

Vero?

She slept at a friend's We'll pick her up.

I don't you want to come?

No, another day.

Come on, Lu, hurry up.

Well, wait.

Busy morning.

See you.

Bye.

Bye - Bye.

You have a nice body.

You used to be skinny.

Now you see it?

Finally awake?

Yes.

Or am I dreaming?

What do you do?

About what?

With your body.

Sports?

Nothing.

And you?

What?

Do you like my body?

No - Don't lie.

Why?

I I don't know

you like boys.

Not all of them.

Do you like me?

No - Liar.

No.

I don't focus on bodies

but yours is nice.

No? What do you focus on?

The size of the dick,
pull it out and we'll see.

Anyway

better that way, there s no tension.

I can play hard.

I can grab a beer
without you staring at my ass.

Well, I'm sure you've done it

Lucas says I have.

That my ass is like an albino penguin

I You can t help but stare.

Well.

I Its what I got.

- And you?
- I did stare at yours.

Sports, I mean.

A bit of everything.

Martial arts, running, gym.

I

I have a lot of energy.

And problems with handling it.

I need to vent it.

Lingerie catalog.

What?

Lucas says it looks like
a Lingerie catalog.

Why?

Because men also look at it.

Dude, the dick and the ass.

You know how they call my balls?

How?

Kittens.

Everyone wants to stroke them.

Well.

When I go to a gay disco

some guy approaches and says

you aren't an astronaut, are you?

And I say dude, I am an astronaut.

And I think this asshole,

why else would I be here
than for docking?

To start the rocket engine.

You don't look gay at first sight.

We should see about your girlfriend.

What?

She said you looked gay.

We must find out why.

And we have to know how you are In bed

that's the key.

Right, you tell me once we go to bed.

Once we go to bed?

If we do it, it's done

I picture us In space

my milky way In your face, and I saying

I don't know if you are an astronaut.

You asshole.

Yes, asshole.

But you mentioned bed
knowing I'm an astronaut.

No astronaut would reject
seeing the stars.

Least of all In this super-rocket.

Super-rocket?

I need a translator, I I'm lost.

I know faggot is astronaut.

I but I don't know if super-rocket

is your truck, you, or your dick.

We should do research.

This one.

Got it Perfect.

Thanks I - You re welcome.

I Lets go.

Google.

Super-rocket.

Noun, singular Listen.

Firework made of
a hard tube with powder

attached to

two fire balls

resulting In an explosion
under high pressure

or friction launching.

Launching a fierce ejaculation

of fireworks.

Dude, it wasn't the truck

it was clearly your dick

I thought you were saying
the rocket was the truck

an innocent remark.

I'm fine knowing you want me
to sit on your artifact.

Fucker.

That's hit and run.

Well

let he who is without sin.

You are without fish.

You say you like fish,
I'd say you prefer eel.

You idiot.

Bond, true.

Bond.

Right, verb.

To establish a bond,
as between two friends.

Friends, it doesn't say fucking.

I But there s more.

Bond, verb.

To hold or be held together, bind, connect

as by a rope or an adhesive.

That's close.

A little.

Like, if I said, you have to bond me

before knowing if I am gay.

Right.

And I behind you saying
sorry, you maybe a bit gay.

Idiot.

To fuck me, I you'll have to bond.

The second one, tying me up.

No.

I could never tie anyone against their will.

No, I couldn't either

I don't change others orbits.

Ours is an impossible love,
what can we do?

We can be best friends forever,
I force no one onto my rocket

you force no one onto yours.

Which one of us is crazier?

I'd say

neck and neck.

I mean this neck.

For this one, I need beer.

Am I playing hard too much?

Shut up No.

Play hard, it makes me laugh.

Fine, better that way.

I What's that?

With beer he lets others suck his dick.

It works

I Its not that part where it gets stuck

it's when they fish.

It works here.

Right, 200 movies worked, this one didn't.

It must be the movie, not the player.

I Its perfect here, it must be your player.

Do you think I don't want to pay?

There's no difference if I pay or don't.

We rent movies all the time.

Relax, it's a movie It's ok.

I we'll take these ones.

Thanks.

Easy.

God.

Such an asshole

I mean, I'm the client, I'm right.

If you treat me right, I come back Easy.

He thought we were dating, it kills him.

Why did he think that?

Well, I told him.

My partner's choosing,
he'll bring the rest.

Your partner?

At table tennis.

Did I lie?

It kills him, I'm with an Adonis
and he's my boyfriend.

I'd have wanted

to go back at night

and break that asshole's windows

I Its over, done.

He is an asshole

I know, I know.

When I was a kid, I broke everything.

- Yes?
- Yes.

Therapy, obviously.

I Now I've calmed down.

Breaking stuff relaxes me.

I don't worry

I I won t break your ass, I love you.

Besides, I don't have an Apollo 20

I have an Apollo 15, 16, maybe 17.

As a friend says

the ass has no gender.

With a little perseverance, maybe.

It's a question of persevering.

Persevering, my friend.

The first day we met you told me

I'm gonna love you.

No, I said I'm gonna lone, you.

I'm serious.

What if you end up
falling In love with me?

I I'll break your heart.

Its a joke, idiot.

Asshole.

Don't listen to me, I speak nonsense.

Besides, as if everyone fell for him.

I'm sure everyone falls
and so you joke about it.

No.

They just want me for a space flight

and I'm left alone on Mars.

Like Marvin.

I know how this ends.

How?

You fall for me, my dick In your ass,

I break your heart,
and you break my face.

No, I could never.

Fall for another guy?

No, breaking your face.

I'm in love with you, I can t accept it so.

I make jokes.

We better not break anything.

Right.

Deal.

Is your dick that big
that it'll break my ass?

Mega-rocket.

My ass closed, I killed an ant

don't worry, its elastic, nothing breaks.

Nothing breaks, everything's transformed.

I Its true.

The size of my turds
after eating so much meat

and yet

no problem.

All-terrain ass.

Four by four.

In four by four.

Hows Anxoustin Timberlake?

Relaxed?

Yes, better.

Did you know

53 years have passed
since the first Argentinian

was almost In space?

A monkey.

Then he lived two more years In Cordoba.

You get worse and worse.

More and more idiot - It s a fact.

Shall I turn?

Why?

I So you don't worry.

I I'm not ashamed.

Not at all?

No.

Show me your alleged missile.

You'll be disappointed.

Asleep like this is not that big.

Come on.

Nice dick.

If you see mine you'll faint.

Is it that nice?

Yes.

A beautiful missile.

I won t show it or you'll fall in love.

I I won t fell just because
you show me your dick.

Not for me, for my dick.

Really.

My girls were more In love
with my dick than with me.

Another day, if it looks better,
like In the morning,

I'll show it.

I You don't have the balls.

Yes, I have Pretty big ones.

You have no balls
to show me your hard dick.

I we'll see.

Maxi.

- I - What's up?
- How are you?

Fine.

Hello - Hi, hello

- I - What's up?
- How are you?

Sabrina - Pedro.

- Everything ok?
- Fine.

Did you know the place? Like it?

Yes, I lived In Buenos Aires
from 10 to 14.

I'm half Argentinian,
my mother is Spanish

but my father is Argentinian.

So you know it.

Yes, In fact, we lived In the same hood,

we went to summer camp.

Crazy.

Crazy finding him when old.

Yes.

He was ugly as a kid.

Now he is more beautiful

I You re bad.

Bad.

I was Leaving.

Well.

But I'll write

I - Ok, we'll speak - Ok.

Thanks - Bye.

Bye.

She is my ex, Sabrina.

I was going to bump onto her for sure.

Why did you kiss me?

She asked about you,
she knows my friends.

So?

You'll laugh, but I told her
you were my boyfriend.

Your boyfriend?

Yes, I am on holidays with my boyfriend.

Did she buy it?

She pretended she did,
but I don't think so.

Why did you say that?

I I don't know, it just happened

because I didn't want
to look straight like before

and maybe if I said that
I could see her again.

Do you still like her?

Yes.

What were you saying?

Nothing.

That we broke up
because I was close-minded

and added to my problem In my head

made us grow apart.

But that was the kick-off.

She told me that

if I was too afraid of doing a threesome

was probably because
I was afraid of falling for him.

Not a bad theory.

Its weird

that two girlfriends
thought you are a bit gay.

Right.

Maybe I have a certain percentage.

You saw my dick but didn't grab it.

But I'm a romantic.

I don't dive right on a dick.

Romantic or not, you don't dive on dicks.

You dive In the back.

I'm telling this to prevent a tear.

If you want, we can have sword fights

but to enter my universe,
use the black hole.

What do we do then?

About what?

About Sabrina.

Are you in? Would you come
to the party and that?

I It II cost you a lot.

I I'll bend the knee.

You asshole.

Yes?

How much longer?

Come In.

I'm having a bath, I've just got in.

I'm shitting myself, but I can wait.

Take a dump, its ok.

- Sure?
- Yes.

Sorry.

Martina is having a bath,
someone clogged the other one.

Shit has a bad reputation

I'll close it, don't peek.

The capsule is ready to be expelled

from the mother ship

I Its moved on the belt.

The door opens
and its launched into space.

If I laugh I I can t take a dump.

Pedro

if we fucked, if I were gay

and we were a couple

what would you prefer?

Fucking a guy doesn't make you gay.

What?

There are porn actors
who fucked guys and aren't gay.

There are gays
who die without touching a dick.

What makes you gay, then?

Desire.

And love, I guess.

I What's that smell?

You didn't answer, what do you like?

Well, taste depends on.

Sometimes I like being the astronaut

who discovers the planet
and puts the flag.

And sometimes I like being the planet.

It depends

on the astronaut

and the planet.

You have a nice planet, round

I I don't know.

You rant about
you want my dick, you want it.

And you want to enter this ass
so much I can t believe it

I'm a bit scared.

Well

that's gravity,

the closer the bodies,
the more they attract.

The gravity is the naturalness you accept

you want to eat me.

Now I'm wiping my ass,
don't peek, I have a limit.

I haven't peeked, why do it now?

What do you think of me?

Some risk going blind
in order to see the sun.

I It II be cold, grab a jacket.

Right.

Is this one right?

Yes.

Shouldn't I look more gay?

More gay than holding my hand?

I So we'll hold hands

I'm joking, asshole.

It's offensive to dress up
to look more gay.

You are right, sorry.

We are a 50 years marriage.

Can I use your cologne?

Yes, there are three.

The blue one's Lucas's,
the others are mine

I but don't use the transparent.

It's yours, I shouldn't use it.

And this one?

I What's wrong?

I fall for the user.

So I'll use it.

Your T-shirt is inside out.

I Really, what's wrong?

It smells nice, I lose my head.

It doesn't matter, use
it, we'll take the risk.

You are at risk
even if I had shit on my neck.

You only had shit on my dick.

Disgusting

shit is the first present
a kid gives his mother.

What?

When a baby is born, at that moment

well, later, it has to shit.

That shit is a gift.

Many mothers don't know it,
but its a present.

Imagine the kid doesn't
shit, it's a tragedy.

A problem.

Something's wrong.

That shit is the gift of health.

That's why they say its bad reputation

shit is health, its a circle.

Where did you hear that?

An Italian artist put his shit in a can.

- In a can?
- Yes.

Like canned food - Like sardine.

He put his shit in a can.

And he wanted people
to make people think.

Maybe he was just selling cans with shit

to thousands of assholes.

The limit of art is confusing
and people buy shit in cans.

Whatever, he is a genius.

Artist shit in a can.

Motherfucker.

I I'm nervous.

Asshole.

I Its not easy to leave the closet.

Shall we hold hands?

I Its not necessary.

Sure?

It looks like we have no balls.

We are gays with no balls.

Come on.

What?

I Now I'm nervous.

Relax, love, everything will be fine.

We are together.

Come on, asshole.

My God.

Hello.

Hi.

How are you?

I What's up?

How are you?

And you? Hello.

How are you?

Put them there, I we'll freeze them later

I Its full now.

And? Many people?

I There s people

I Its early, anyway.

Nice you came.

Of course.

By foot?

No.

In my truck.

Why the truck? Its half an hour walking.

Exactly.

There are police controls
on the way back

I don't let him drink, or he goes idiot.

He's left me for a girl,
he comes and goes.

It happened to me.

He drank and he turned gay.

Well Stop there.

Alcohol does wonders - Yes.

Assuming he's gay, being so neurotic

must have costed hm a lot.

Listen, I leave you here,
I'll make other friends

more relaxed.

Come, pussy, you turned so faggot.

I I'll go to the bathroom.

Right

I I'll be around.

Damned girl.

She's right, anyway.

You know

my grandfather was an alcoholic

and a psychologist once told him.

You must know there are
three people in the house

you, your wife, and the monster.

Our case is similar.

There are three people in the house

you, Sabrina, and the monstress.

That's hard, man.

Two whiskeys and he's already sissy.

You're insane.

How did you guys meet?

Here, I.

I wasn't gay before knowing him

m.

We were friends for a long time

and one day, I I don't remember why.

I was crying and he came, hugged me

face to face, two gentleman
striking swords

what happened was so direct.

I remember I was crying and I told him.

I think I like you.

That I've always liked you.

Since you saw me from the balcony.

So cute.

Did you meet in this beach?

Yes, last year

we were friends for a few months

and finally we made it official

because the pressure cookers
were about to go off.

So much blood pressure.

That's disgusting, Max.

That's why you like me.

Look at that smile.

Isn't it the cutest thing you've ever seen?

I'd kiss you.

I Its not necessary.

Why not? I Its always necessary

I I'm embarrassed.

I won't kiss him
because he's embarrassed.

You shouldn't be.

No.

Maybe someone can feel uncomfortable

I Fuck em.

I Its not about people.

I'd rather keep it for ourselves.

Right.

Girls, Mini wants to leave.

- Why?
- No idea.

Bye guys.

Bye - Goodbye.

- What's that?
- Chicken.

Chicken.

You're lucky I was here, they were flirting

I I'm hotter than you.

There was no paper.

Do you want to poo?

I wipe when I pee.

I do, too.

- Really?
- Yes.

My father taught me.

Are you ok?

Yes.

Right.

Am I so disgusting you didn't kiss me?

Yes, dude, It's a little disgusting.

Really?

Yes, one thing is to play,
another is to make it happen.

What?

Are you that naive?

It's just a kiss, look.

No, I mean in the mouth.

Besides, some people find it disgusting.

Not for me, its a kiss.

Better that way.

Well, now

kiss me.

- What?
- Kiss me.

We are acting, kiss me.

Maxi - What?

What for?

We are acting,
pretending we are a couple.

What if

people realize or it's weird.

Then we'll find out

I have no bad breath.

A sip - Here.

So.

Taste my saliva.

Why?

Didn't you want to kiss me?
Its fine Come on.

That's actually disgusting.

Let me taste yours.

- What?
- Come on.

- Sure?
- Yes, come on.

Enough, Maxi.

- What?
- Nothing.

- What?
- Nothing.

I'm an astronaut,
my rocket is starting engines.

Your dick is hard.

Dude, you were Licking my finger.

You were Licking it.

Fine, relax, it happens.

How's your friend?

Still drunk, want to touch it?

No, I believe you.

Is it decreasing?

No, I can't explain now.

It will take time.

You are so horny.

It's not about being horny,
you were licking my finger.

So? My dick doesn't go hard
if you lick my finger.

It goes hard if you lick my dick.

It's skin, a sexual moment,
not related to being gay.

If you weren't disgusted

I'll show you it won't go hard

I wasn't disgusted,
it would just end badly.

I Lets bet.

How can I know it's not hard?

Grab it and check it.

I Lets bet.

You are insane, whatever I want?

I'm serious.

If my dick goes hard,
do whatever you want.

If you want the ass,
be patient, its closed.

Patience, closed.

I Lets bet then.

Give me your hand - I already accepted.

Yes, but I have to lick the hand.

Is it hard?

No

I'm seeing it.

I'm done, what's your choice?

I'll save it for later.

No, it must be redeemed now.

Who said that?

I don't be a pussy, when will you use it?

Let me think.

So?

Is it relaxed now?

Yes, its dead.

Here too, dead, dead.

I What's up?

Nothing, its fine.

Hey

if you want to try fucking.

I have no problem

we can try.

You were already Looking for condoms.

Idiot.

You know?

You are an asshole, I'll choose my prize.

So?

Let me think.

Not that.

Right.

You'll go in.

I and you'll tell everyone we are a couple.

And you'll keep lying for three days.

No, its a mess.

Its my choice.

Right, I'll do it.

Deal.

I What's up?

Hello.

- How are you?
- Good morning.

How was it?

Really good, nice.

Just wasting time.

We had a great time.

Did you bring food?

Pastries, something.

We forgot.

I have to announce something.

No, really.

With Pedro.

I I won t say a couple, but we are closer.

It was obvious, we talked about that.

Yes, you stuck together like gum.

You are so cute, I love you.

That's weird, I'm straight.

No, technically not,
I guess you were together

naked in the beach, in the truck.

We are grown people.

We did stuff, but not all the way.

We don't want details.

I'm surprised you aren't surprised.

I'm so straight I thought you'd say.

No one is straight Well, we all are

until we are not.

We are all bisexual.

We talked about that yesterday.

We all have the potential,
we reached that conclusion.

My little faggot.

I Its not that, I can turn gay now.

Some people have a greater tendency.

Imprisoned people.

Years and years eating horse meat, and.

Hey, mind your words.

Back to eating siren meat.

Such a poet.

I could have chosen another fish.

I That's your way to explain it?

I I don't know.

There are foods
you like better than others.

- Better?
- Yes.

Well, we have to change rooms

I Its not necessary.

No, it is, I I'll leave that room

I I'll let you be, I I don't want to be there.

You must have done
something while I was sleeping.

We did nothing.

Sometime enters my dreams,
I heard something.

Its your subconscious, we did nothing

I know you, Maxi, I you re cheeky.

Well, it wasn't saliva
what you found on the pillow.

Ugh, stop.

It was semen

I got it.

My God.

- Shall we?
- Ok.

There, a little closer - Closer.

- Fine?
- Yes.

The yellow and blue is big, use that one.

I I lets see.

Its not that dirty

I Well, I'll take them.

These are mine, these too.

Well, I leave you I What's that?

There.

Well.

Ready.

You have a no-tell motel here.

A what?

No-tell motel, explain him.

A motel for couples.

A what?

A place you go to fuck.

You rent it.

Stay overnight.

Quiet, quiet.

Anyway

it was your bet

you could stop it whenever you want

I know.

I didn't think it would be so messy.

You know.

What do we say in three days?

I feel like the Little Mermaid

I can't talk, I have a crab friend

if I fall in love I lose my tail.

You're an asshole, I'm serious.

They will think we are two immature kids.

Lets say nothing,
they won't come and check.

Right.

You are right.

I they won t know what we do here.

I Its just a summer love.

But what if we go partying?

You can't hook up with girls.

And I with a boy.

What?

Nothing.

- I - What's up?
- Nothing.

You know, when I was a kid

we played traffic lights, do you know it?

I What's that?

I Its a game with kisses and dares.

Like.

The bottle one.

Right, like that.

The dares were done in hiding.

In my friend's room

I used to go there with Mili, my girl

and when we were there
I said kiss my hand

just to pretend.

Yes.

One day she told me no, kiss me for real.

That was my first kiss.

Just like us.

You say we do stuff

but nothing happens in this room.

Are you wasting for me to say
lets go to bed?

Like Mili.

Persevere

I No, you'll have to beg me

I'm no horny little girl.

Asshole.

How do we sleep?

What do you mean?

How do we sleep?

Spoon We take turns.

Right, naked or wearing underwear?

If you lay naked I'll eat your dick.

Laugh.

You know?

What?

This goes too fast for a romantic like me.

- A romantic?
- An old romantic.

Like Snow White.

The Prince comes and says the dwarves.

Under this sheet, is she naked or not?

WE WENT TO THE LIGHTHOUSE

I WE LL GO BACK AT DUSK LULA

Pedro.

Come, please.

Yes.

I Its late, we overslept.

I That's my short.

My cousin gave it to me.

Do you use a soft toothbrush?

Yes, why?

Do you want to use a thick one?

Here, brat, your grandma is the pussy

didn't you want to see it hard?

Yes, spit that, but swallow mine.

Fucker, I have to sleep there.

Maxi.

I'm serious, how can you do that?

You said I promised but didn't do it

well, I woke up happy.

We didn't sleep in the same bed then.

Yes, but you came here the other day

I Maybe that's why I woke up happy

I'm serious.

I have to sleep here.

Like Allen.

Laugh, but I liked what I saw.

Obviously.

Not your dick, in general.

You didn't like my dick?

I didn't take a good glance.

I'm serious,

it's not the same
knowing you have a dick

than realizing you have one.

Huge.

It sleeps at night

but did I lie when I said
it was a sublime beauty?

I couldn't see it.

What are you saying?

Its stuck in your eyes

like when you stare at a light
and it stays there

I can t believe it.

Well, its a dick, you've seen many.

Not that much.

In the Internet I have, too.

Maxi, dude.

You were thinking
about my dick, weren't you?

Of course

I have the smell in the tip of my tongue.

It didn't smell.

Not a bad one, a good one over the bed.

Maybe it was from both of us
when I lifted the sheets.

Maybe, involuntary ejaculation.

In the middle of the night,
I almost hugged you.

Like.

I was half asleep and I feel your body

and I tried to hug you like a girlfriend.

But I stopped in time.

Almost

don't worry, tonight I'll move the beds.

I so you don't eat my pussy.

Asshole.

A weird pussy you have.

Super-developed clitoris

ovaries like golf balls hanging out.

That got stuck in your eyes, too.

Not pussy at all for you?

Such a poet, like my cousin.

Not pussy for you.

By Mjguel de Cervantes Saavedra.

You act so uptight

from the creators of I like poop

I have the smell of your dick in my nose.

True.

And?

Have you had a girl?

Yes, I have.

How?

Like you, with my dick inside them.

Before being gay?

No, after.

A friend

that played with me like you do

but they subdued me and I can't with you.

I'm serious

I'm serious, too.

How?

A friend who was into me
and worked her way.

Joke after joke

parties, bets, dares

and we ended up fucking.

A genius.

I'm a bit jealous.

And

did you let her?

Of course, I have nothing to lose

I'm still gay.

No one thinks you stop
being gay by fucking a girl.

Besides

if I fell for her
and we started a relationship.

I'd still be gay and people

would think I'm gay deep inside.

True.

Your case is different.

If you fucked me

people would immediately say

you are gay I and
you've always been gay.

Even if you say you are straight.

And if we started dating

no one would ever say.

I think this guys straight deep down

I That's true.

- Did you like it?
- I loved it.

- You loved it?
- Yes.

If you liked a little girl
you'll love my big one.

Crazy you liked it.

In the end, its the same

I Its not the same.

I'd say

girls are

are softer, like flowers.

Boys are more like trees,
more rough, harder.

I'm a bit of a flower.

I'm soft, I have no hair.

It was a generalization.

Nothing is fixed, obviously

in my experience

girls are simply softer.

A shame you are so soft,
I won't notice the difference.

Don't worry, I'll cover in sand

I'm going to the water.

Really rough.

Do you think we all can be

bisexual?

No, gays are the ones
who least believe in that.

A straight man looks at you and he's gay.

A straight man gets horny and he's gay.

Or a straight man
goes partying and goes crazy

I he s gay.

I believe nothing is fixed

all of us can be bisexual
as my cousin's girl says.

I also think there are many sharks.

Sharks?

I don't you know?

Shark, once in a while it eats a man.

And they are straight.

You

could fuck me

even fall in love with me

and still be straight.

- Are you?
- Straight or bi.

You are tricking me

this tender moment finishes tonight.

A kiss in the arm, its just skin

what s the difference

between Licking your arm or your dick?

When I least expect it

I'll have it here.

Think what you like,
I'm giving my opinion

not trying to convince you

I know, its a joke - I know.

Technique of skin of the arm.

You have suck my finger

tonight you'll suck my dick,
focused, thinking in an arm

and its done.

Thinking its a thumb.

Swollen.

A swollen thumb without bones.

With no bones?

With you it gets so hard
you'll think there's a bone.

A femur.

Watt, Listen.

Have you seen the start
of A Space Odyssey?

Yes - Sorry.

Well, there

a monkey grabs a femur
and hits other bones.

I That's true.

How are you so sure Its a femur?

It can be any other.

Its a femur, I know it.

I You can t be that sure.

How is the skin of the arm
like the one of the dick?

I You haven t eaten any

I I'm not sure about that.

No, but its a femur

I've seen the movie too many times

I loved Kubrick as a kid

I I'm sure

I You re so gay, dude.

Kids your age were watching cable

trying to find boobs.

And you watching A Space Odyssey.

That's life.

Who would say I'd date an astronaut.

And you? What would you watch?

I

Opera videos.

What?

Yes, nothing strange

Mozart.

I Its the same.

Who would say

you'd end up?

The Magic Flute.

Yes.

You read my mind

I'm still trying to play it.

Now you have to blow, Hamelin.

You can pervert any children's play.

Its like that

I center everything in my dick.

It's called heterophallucentrism.

For example.

Hold my beauty as a beast.

Drive your sword in me, Merlin.

No, Merlin is the mage, Arturo takes it

and he doesn't drive it, he takes it out.

Well, drive it, take it out,
as if you didn't know.

Well, leave your tail, Little Mermaid.

Its your favorite, you've already said it.

There are more.

I want your powder, Tinkerbell

I That's great.

You have to take notes,
we have to do a movie.

Closer to take out the Snow White.

You want my snow, dude.

Yes

Walt, Sabri is looking, do something.

Look, each time someone gets closer

your dick comes closer.

Don't you think that's gay?

I've done it for a while
and you complain now.

There's Dumbo for a while.

Its like Dumbo, it has big ears

big ears but short trunk.

Its not small, you idiot.

Come on, they must see something gay.

What's something gay?

A choreography of Mary Poppins?

I I don't know.

Prepare some drinks
and I'll hug you from behind.

You turn round

I You won t dare, come on.

Stand there, asshole.

If you are lucky

if you rub the lamp the genie comes out

I'd ask him to go to the past

and rub your closet
and we can skip the rigmarole.

I never had a closet.

Always drawers or dresser

I Maybe that's the reason

I'm straight due to furniture reasons.

Your ass is hard.

Be careful, your dick may go hard

I That's the problem, it goes so hard.

Is the bread made of levain?

They do.

Mine goes hard a lot.

Maybe you leave it too much in the oven.

No, it goes hard even before cooking it.

He leaves it outside for too long.

We are Looking for the right point.

Thanks - Thank you.

What's bread with levain?

Come on - What?

I've prepared two drinks

I'll show something on my phone.

The levain bread

is a technique that makes
bread rise due to fermentation.

Its sometimes hard at first.

Do you like cooking?

Yes.

As an adult.

As a kid I felt

a little gay.

Really

I pretended I liked I my dad s tools.

But I do like tools.

The drill?

Do you like it?

Dude

you rub your dick when partying

but then you go No, dude, stop

we are friends, I'm straight

come back down to earth.

You are a fucking cocktease.

What?

Are you angry?

Yes.

Really?

This is not helping me

I'm falling for you, please take me home.

Please.

You are an asshole.

Drill me as much as you want.

In here

I have two jeans and two protections.

Two jeans with double underwear.

Have you seen your face?

Walt, why two jeans
and double underwear?

Two plus two.

My jeans and your jeans,
my underwear and yours

I I don't wear underwear.

Fucker

I'm lying.

See this hold?
I've been preparing it for long.

But its true

I Its true

I Its not true

I have, I wear.

The Sleeping Beauty is held tightly.

Let her be held there

if it wakes up its Gulliver.

Its not that big, you saw it

I don't mean the size

but because it stands up
even if its held tightly

I have a dick, too, and I had to go

with the bag over.

On the bus.

I Not because I'm gay.

Anyway.

I got scared when you asked me

to take you home

I Lets have a safe word.

Safe word?

Are you idiot?

Really, like people who choke others

that kind of stuff.

Are you serious?

Yes.

Are you idiot?

No, really, we choose a safe word

and if we get confused or feel its weird

we say it and we talk.

What should we talk about?

What? Are you high or what?

I want some of that stuff, Alice.

That may be, Alice.

No, not Alice.

A girls word.

Scrotum.

Or glans.

Like that at least if it gets weird

I we'll laugh

Alice.

Sabrina - It may work.

There comes Sabrina.

Everything ok?

Yes.

You can't stop laughing.

No.

Can I take him?

Yes, of course, I he s all yours.

Yes, but Listen.

What's your favorite Disney movie?

Critters.

Thanks.

That's it Critters.

Its not a Disney movie.

It doesn't matter.

Such an asshole.

Asshole, you are so cunning.

And you?

Mr Milky Way From my dick.

Sabri told me she'll throw a party.

In her friend's house, near the forest.

A kilometer to the south.

Do you want to go?

I don't know, I told her I'd think about it.

I'm in.

I You haven t drunk.

We leave the truck at home

we steal some beers and go to the beach.

Deal.

What are you Looking for?

My notebook.

Was it beer you needed?

At this point you can blow me
with sparkling water.

Good to know it.

That's awesome.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Its two in the afternoon.

We went to bed late.

Hey

what about this guy?

Are you careful?

Or are you going slowly?

What do you mean?

I mean condomly.

Leave him be.

Yes, why?

No.

Because I went to take some condoms

from your bag

I had none

and

and

and I saw the condom packet unopened.

I Its strange.

Please, leave him be.

I We don't fuck.

I Its a secret

I Its a bet, I mean, we are no couple.

I won a bet and it went out of control.

Are you kidding me?

Really?

I loved the couple.

- Did you?
- Yes.

Why aren't together? Its possible.

How do you feel?

Aren't you putting too much energy

in something I that won t progress

I I don't care.

A little

silly fiction.

We have a good time, that's all.

Its not a matter of life and death.

No friction.

I Sorry, I don't understand

don't you like him?

I don't you get horny
when he touches your leg?

Well, have condoms with you anyway.

You know what grandma used to say.

What did she say?

When you were 14
and were glued to Juanchi.

My cousin.

Grandma said.

Fighting games, asses broken.

Control the kids.

That's true, control the kids.

She devil.

I was this close to fucking him.

Disgusting.

Well, you fucked my friend
when you were 14.

Well, she is a second cousin.

What?

Its different.

I You haven t answered.

Do you like him or not?

You are asking that
because you care about me.

I don't like him right now.

Of course, the danger, the adrenalin.

But we haven't even kissed.

Another Living dead.

Hello.

Hi - Good morning.

And the others?

In the center.

Hey, Maxi.

Lucero, Lula's sister,
wrote me, from Norway

and asked me about
Pedro's brand new boyfriend.

Well, not boyfriend.

Remember I told you about Lula's sister?

I do.

Friends with rights, he doesn't like tags

I like that one.

- That was a TV show.
- Yes, have you seen it?

Listen, friends with rights.

She asked me for a picture
because she doesn't believe

Pedro is so in love.

Can I?

Yes.

No, but

come.

- There?
- Yes, sit here.

There.

Come on, dude.

You look like friends.

A kiss, really.

A kiss, a little one

I - don't be an asshole - A little one.

Come on, Lula, do it.

Are you embarrassed now?

Are you kidding me?

Come on.

A little kiss.

Just the tip.

So fake.

Why?

She won't buy it

I sent her photos of everyone

of you being straight.

Come on, more passion.

Come.

Passion, passion.

They were kids again.

So?

I got distracted watching.

Now I get boys with Lesbians

I don't be a whore, love.

Lula, come on.

What happened with the king
of sexual freedom

kissing in the street and that stuff?

I Maybe he s uncomfortable

I have no problem,
each kiss is like the first.

See?

Just one more, I'll take the picture.

Right.

Well, done.

- Now?
- Now its ok.

So Hollywood.

Yes, Morning wood.

I'll make some coffee,
the day started really high.

Morning wood kiss.

Can I use that charger?

Use it.

I didn't get Morning wood.

Is it just my idea or his dick was hard?

Of course, love.

Morning wood is when you wake up hard.

I didn't know it

Pedro.

Come.

What?

What's up? Its a bet,
but he'll end up in Hollywood.

Like you, who gets hard
with the belt pouch.

Mine is tight, its different.

Horrible.

You liked it, didn't you?

I don't know if thanking you

or telling you to fuck off.

If tomorrow Lucero doesn't believe it

we send her a picture of a nice blowjob.

A selfie, in the room

I'll take it, no problem.

Fuck off.

You liked it.

You had a great time, enjoyed the show.

You silly.

I Well, lets say we start dating

you meet my mother
and she asks how we met

what will you say?

I have it.

He was straight.

The doctor said that
when he gave him to you.

Asshole.

So.

I I don't know why he
started fucking men.

We were just friends, I swear.

I'm single and decided
to give him a hand.

And when I'm fucking him,
I take my dick out

a little brown thingy.

Asshole.

And I saw it, too small

like a grape seed, but it was perfectly

heart-shaped.

I saw it, it was a sign, I fell in love.

So we fucked in hiding

until we started dating.

So idiot.

Hey.

Your mother accepted it,
but who s telling your father?

That's difficult.

I will.

Hey, dad.

Remember The Boy Who Cried Wolf?

There was the kid, the wolf

and the part of the poo.

There wasn't poo?

Well, now there is.

How is that-?

Directly, no filter.

You are disgusting.

Well, you used hearts, but I

I made it nice.

All we have to have
so no one has nothing to do

so they can lie in the sand,
facing the sun

with an empty head

and lie with women.

That's what you want sometimes,
said Angel

and sometimes you don't.

You always want it.

I Its the guys

I What's up?

They are in Ostende, I
they II spend the afternoon.

Is it a beach?

Yes, an area nearby.

They shall bring pastries.

What do we do about Sabrina's?

Want to go alone?

I find this silly game
of being a couple funny

I but I don't know.

I like it more than being near her.

Think a plan B.

We're still dating,
you have until tomorrow.

Once in Buenos Aires you call her

and see what you feel.

Without me in the middle.

Is that your fantasy?

What?

Us fucking, the tension disappearing

me with my ex, and we being friends.

No, you want to fuck me, that's yours.

I And what's yours?

What do you want to hear?

That you are hot?

You are insanely hot.

You want to fuck?

I I'll take my pants off and do it, now.

Regarding your ex,
I'm happy if you're happy.

Always friends, I that won t change.

Can I be honest?

I Yes, we re already in too deep.

Obviously, I want us to fuck.

I Lets make love.

I'm serious.

Here in the sofa.

Critters.

Critters, Maxi I We can t joke now.

I'm putting my hand in your pants

and you go we are friends,
take it out, it hurts.

Fine, we can't joke with Critters.

But yes, I want to.

I'm scared of hurting you

or ruining our friendship.

I I don't want that.

I Then we don't fuck.

Why crossing that line if we are fine now.

Look.

I come close to your neck at night.

And while you snore I smell you

and I jerk off.

A few and you haven't noticed

I I I'm sure that's true

I won't lie, its a mixture of

the smell of the cologne
you shouldn't use and the sun.

Tasty.

Do you want to fuck me?

Max, I'm an astronaut.

You are the one afraid of outer space.

What should I say? Ask you out?

Do you want to be my boyfriend?

Do you want? I Or don't you?

Do you?

Done.

I Guys suck, don't we?

I don't ask me, I love them.

Think about it.

What?

I I'm hungry

I am too.

I think I have

eggs and biscuits.

Think about it Being my boyfriend.

Right.

Decide If you want

I'll decide

I Maybe I don't want to.

Pay attention.

Can you hear?

What?

Can't you hear it?

What?

The laughs of all the girls you fucked.

They asked if you only
wanted to fuck them.

You are an idiot.

Just for you to know.

Sabri's friends say we are a nice couple.

Yes?

Think about it.

Hi.

What happened?

He's so silly.

Yes.

Everything ok?

Everything ok, and you?

Fine.

Have you ever dated girls?

Yes, but it was

just

sex stuff.

Right.

I have, too.

Yes? I didn't know - Yes.

I loved girls sexually.

They were the best.

But one morning

one of them wanted to cuddle and I didn't.

Now I tell them in advance Its just sex.

To avoid problems.

Exactly.

Has he told you about our break up?

Yes, he told me

well

a failed threesome.

Yes, more or less.

Come on, Fede.

Its all right, we know each other.

And when little?

He was lucky, medium to big size.

Maybe some little - Yours.

Take it out it hurts.

And you is in? I can't feel it?

And I'm supposed to be the first one.

We were talking about this with Sabrina.

I Lets see

I - don't look yet - Sorry.

Set a minute.

One, two, now!

What?

Wank, penis, giant? I What s that?

Do something else - Right

I You can t talk.

Another thing.

Ghost - Yeah!

Frankenstein.

Dawn of the Dead.

Hakuna.

- Lion King!
- Yeah!

Great, continue.

The Da Vinci Code.

ET, ET!

Hurry.

I know that one, Taxi Driver.

Right, right.

Hurry.

Femur A Space Odyssey.

You are kidding me.

Snow White

Walt, the last two I don't count.

Lovely.

You knew the cards.

No, we know each other deeply.

Well, focus now.

Time?

Yes, this thing.

One, two

now.

The Little Mermaid.

I What's that?

We won't fit there.

How will we sleep?

Come on.

I died down there.

I just did our stuff,

I didn't know you'd get them all.

That Antonela, isn't she?

Antonela didn't buy it.

The last one was impossible,
Snow White.

And the previous one?

Amazing, dude.

I've talked to Sabrina.

She told me about your break-up.

Yes, well.

I told you, but I omitted the part

where the third man was my best friend

and she fucked him anyway.

Right.

We were close.

Now I realize, but at that moment.

I was afraid everything will be weird.

A little like you

this summer you're my best friend.

I like you.

Lets taste this.

Pretty good.

I kissed you, right?

Yes.

You aren't gay, are you?

What?

Sabrina told me everything.

You are friends pretending to be together.

What?

When did Sabri say that?

This morning.

She told him if he fucked him,
he'll get a second chance.

I don't buy you two fucking,
you're too straight.

Will they get back together?

Who?

Sabri and Maxi.

I I don't know.

I I really don't know.

I I'll heat some water.

No way.

I What's up?

- Everything ok?
- Yes.

Have you seen Pedro?

He left.

He said you knew he was Leaving.

No, he didn't tell me.

Did something happen?

No, Anto talked to him

and asked about the plan
and you and Sabrina.

What plan?

I For fucks sake.

Sorry, I.

How do you know that?

Did Sabri tell you?

Yes, sorry, I asked Pedro

you were the ones behind this shit.

Fine, fine.

- What's up?
- What's going on?

I I'll tell you later.

Are you a couple or not?

No.

I'm Leaving, we'll talk later.

Pedro!

God damn it.

Pedro!

Pedro.

Sorry, Pedro.

Its fine, Max, Its alright

I Its not.

Yes, its fine

I shouldn't have lied

Sabrina was the perfect excuse
to dare being with you.

I Really, don't worry.

You're crying.

Sorry.

I love you are crying.

I feel like an idiot for being the reason.

I But I'm mad about you.

I just want to be with you