Original subtitles

Your real name is not Yorgos Galanis, is it?

We know from the forged passport that you're not even Greek.

Nor are you a real real estate millionaire.

In fact, you're a part-time plumber

from Surrey called Roger Winehouse, who is taking euros from tourists

who think that they're buying a piece of Greek land.

You're good, detective. Very good.

And you, Mr Winehouse, are most definitely not.

IN GREEK:

PHONE VIBRATING

SPEAKS IN GREEK

Yes, yes. I'll be there in a very short time.

Yes. I'm just going to the car now. Yes, yes.

See you. Love you. I'm gonna fly. Love you.

Morning. You're up early.

Enjoying the pool while we can. Mm.

Hey, darling. How's Aegina?

Miss you. Call me.

HE HUMS, SIGHS

See you later.

Have a nice day.

HE WHISTLES

Uh, Thalia! Wh...? Where are you?

IN GREEK:

Dad's picking me up.

No, Mum. We agreed.

We're not speaking Greek, only English.

OK, OK, whatever. So I'm driving you.

Why can't I just have peanut butter and jelly?

I mean, who has olives for breakfast?

Greeks. And you're Greek, remember? And we're in Greece now.

Or have you forgotten, young lady? And what are you wearing?

Clothes?

No, no, no, this is not clothes. This is a uniform.

And we don't wear uniforms here, you know?

Well, I do now. What are you talking about?

Dad signed me to the international school.

He did what?! Well, I told him I didn't like the Greek high school.

But you were only there for two weeks.

You know, you didn't even give it a chance.

And we can't afford it, Thalia. Dad's paying.

Oh, this is not the point.

The point is that I'm your mother,

and I have a say in what's good for you,

and you cannot just get yourself out of school.

Hey, lady.

Thalia... Perimenete! Perimenete! Perimenete!

Niko! Niko!

G'day! Hi, I'm Shirley.

Look, this might be a bit of a shocker...

Oh, be reasonable, Helen. She's unhappy.

She's not unhappy.

If you don't take her back to the Greek school,

I swear to God, I'm gonna come to this new, fancy school of yours

and take her back to the Greek school myself.

Do you hear me?

That's a bit of a ruckus, isn't it?

W-What? For a Monday morning.

Sorry, do I know you?

That's what I was trying to say. CLEARS THROAT

This might be a bit of a shocker, but, erm...

..I'm your sister.

HELEN SNICKERS

So-Sorry. What?

Yeah. What?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, no, no, no.

You've got the wrong house, lady. Oh, I don't think so.

But I can see this isn't a good time.

It's not. Yeah.

The thing is, erm...

I... I'll need a ride back into town.

Yeah? Then get a ride. Oh.

Ah!

Oh, sorry. I was just doing up my shoelaces.

What are you doing in my car?

You said that I could get a ride. Not with me.

Are you crazy? You can't just get into people's cars.

Oh, sorry, I just thought, now that we're rellies and that...

Rellies? Yeah, relatives.

Then say "relatives". And who are you?

What do you want from me?

Oh, well, back home, I found out that my real dad was Greek.

SHEEP BAA

Ah, nice of you to pop over, Jim.

I haven't seen you since Mum's funeral.

Oh, yeah. Thanks, Shirl.

It's about your mum's... well,

I mean, there's no easy way to tell you this, Shirl,

but, erm, your mum, before she, er, married your dad,

it seems as though she went and got up the duff with you

when she went and visited Greece.

I'm sorry. I... I don't think that I'm hearing you're right, Jim.

Well, Shirl, your dad wasn't your dad,

you know, in the biological sense.

Er, your father, you know, if that's what you want to call...

er, he was last known to be living in Athens.

What does this have to do with me?

Well, my real dad's name is Ari Moussaka.

TYRES SCREECH

My father's name is Ari Moustaka. Yeah, that's what I said.

He's been missing for 25 years.

Yeah, I know.

That's what the lady in the records office said.

But they also told me that he had a daughter

called Helen Moussaka, who was in the police force.

It's "Moustaka". Yeah, I know.

Anyway, I asked around and found out where you worked.

And then I went there,

and your colleagues told me where you lived.

It transpires that Moussaka is not a common name.

IN GREEK:

Oh, I know, it's great to meet you, too, sis.

RADIO CRACKLES, GREEK OVER RADIO

Over.

What you're saying cannot be possible. Well...

But I will have to deal with it later.

Do not leave this car. Do you understand?

I haven't been here before. Can't I just have a wee look around?

No. You know, get out and have a look around.

No. It's a crime scene, not a tourist spot.

Stay in the car. What about if I need...?

What? Well, a whizz.

What? To go to the dunny.

What are you talking about? Like, the... the toilet.

Then say "toilet".

I'm sure you can hold on. You're a grown woman.

A grown woman who's had three babies.

Hey, you, you dropped your...

Gosh, would you look at this mess?

The rubbish bin is right there. God.

ANIMAL CHIRPING

G'day, little fella.

You're a cheeky one, aren't you? CHIRPING

Ah.

Ah! Let's see.

Ah, yeah, that's for the bin.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

G'day. Oh, no. I've just got Helen's badge...

For Helen? OK. OK.

FAINT CHATTERING

MAN SPEAKS IN GREEK

Jeez, he looks a bit crook. Who are you?

Oh, I'm Shirley. I'm, er, with Helen.

I mean, er, Detective Moussaka.

You mean Moustaka?

Now, that looks like a possum bite, but less vicious.

A squirrel, I reckon. And why would a squirrel bite you?

Oh, they're not much interested in him.

It'll be what's in his pocket.

Well, there is nothing but crumbs here.

Yeah, cos the little blighter stole them and did a runner.

Stole what? His nuts.

His what? His nuts.

I saw a squirrel over there eating nuts from this packet.

What are you doing here? I told you to stay in the car.

I don't know even how you got in here in the first place.

Erm... IN GREEK:

Good, good. No, don't say a word.

Well, I was just having a chat.

Detective. Detective.

Just to let your colleague know...

the nuts match the residue found in the victim's pocket.

So, Hotel "Aphro-deet".

BOTH: "Aphro-deet-ee." Yeah, that's what I said.

Mm. Oh, by the way...

IN GREEK:

See you later, mate. Yeah, yeah, just walk.

Do you know there was a dead body in there?

Well, yes. I mean, I haven't seen one

since old Rob fell off the tractor, and that was pretty ugly.

But that was bad. Yeah, but that's what I do.

You remember, I'm an investigator. I'm a detective.

I investigate murders, crimes. Were you investigating?

Yes, exactly. No, I am investigating.

Are we going to the Hotel Aphrodite? Well, I am.

Oh, well, look, my bag's in the back, I might as well come.

You could have cost me my job.

I told you not to come near the crime scene.

But you dropped your badge.

I don't understand what you're doing here.

And where did you come from? New Zealand.

MAN EXHALES SHARPLY, PANTS

Thanks, Shirl.

I've decided I'm going to go to Greece.

CHOKES

I'm going to go to Greece. Get off the grass, Shirl.

You've never even been on a plane. What about the farm, the kids?

You've got help on the farm, and the kids are all grown up.

Even my mum went overseas.

I want to see the world.

I want to find my dad.

You know what?

I cannot be your sister because I'm an only child.

You see? Ah, not any more.

I suggest you take a little tour around Athens.

You know, have a walk, do the touristic stuff,

and then head back to that farm of yours in New Zealand.

HELEN CLICKS TONGUE

Oh, can I just get the k...? Cos my... bag.

Oh! Would you look at that?

That must be tricky to keep clean. You're doing a good job.

Er, what? You want to swim? Oh, nah, I didn't bring my togs.

What's your name? My name is Petros.

Ah, g'day, Petros. I'm Shirley.

Very nice to meet you. Yeah.

Mrs Briggs? Yes.

I am Detective Helen Moustaka of the Athens Tourist Police Force.

I know this is quite unexpected, but, erm, it's about your husband.

May I come in? Yes. Yes, of course.

What's that?

What's what? That.

IN GREEK:

I shouldn't leave this here.

It's to clean pool, like a vacuum.

Oh. I usually use it in the morning.

I clean the pool... and then I take it out.

I must have forgot.

Wow. I could do with one of those in my kitchen. Ha.

I mean, a vacuum cleaner that works by itself.

Does it...? Does it work on the lino? Brian!

Brian!

KNOCKING ON DOOR

MRS BRIGGS CRIES

I... I...

Oh, Mrs Briggs, I totally understand.

I know it's a lot to take in. I'm so sorry for your loss, really.

If there's anything I can do, please...

MAN: Ashley! Ashley!

Brian... I... Wh...?

SHE SOBS

What's happened? It's Raymond.

He didn't come back after his morning walk.

And this detective said... SOBBING: ..he's dead.

Oh, my God.

Oh, erm, this is my colleague, but she won't be staying long.

Oh, no, I've got all day,

and I'm not happy if I'm not helping.

Do you want a tissue, love?

SOBBING

Erm... Do we know how he died?

We're just doing some tests now.

Sorry, could you tell me your name

and what your relationship was with the deceased?

Yes, of course. I'm Brian Stanley, Raymond's work associate.

We were here on an archaeological dig.

I see. You said, "I just got back."

Where from? Aegina.

Raymond sent me there on a find.

I know it's difficult, but, erm, could you accompany Miss Briggs

to the police station to identify the body?

SHE SOBS

HE STAMMERS

Could you not touch those?

That's specialist excavation equipment.

Oh...

You could knock a fence post in with that, could you?

Actually, you know, she's new.

Er, we're gonna be going now.

Er, the concierge has the details for the station.

We will wait for you there. Condolences, love.

This is not OK. Do you know what?

You have to stay away from me and my work.

You'll get me fired.

Ah! Are you OK? I'm OK!

Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh, oh, oh.

Ah! Let me go. Oh, I don't think I should.

Ah! Oh. That's definitely a sprain.

Yeah. My prized calf had one of those.

She was lame for a... for a month at least.

You sure you should be driving? I mean...

OK, then. All right. Ah!

Ah!

Oh... Yeah? You let me drive?

Oh.

She'll be right.

Ah. Driving in Athens. This should be fun.

Is it the left-hand or the right-hand?

G'day. I'm Shirley. Ah.

IN GREEK:

I'm officer Andreas Doukakis. Dou... Dou...

Doukakis. Detective Moustaka.

Ah...

He seems like a serious bloke.

Yes, he's very serious. He's boss.

He seems a bit annoyed. He always looks like that.

Woman in a man's world, hey?

I get that same look when I'm shearing sheep.

I know what it's like. Do you know what?

Some of us... have work to do.

PHONE RINGS

George.

Er, you're, erm...

Yeah, g'day. I'm Shirley. We met.

Shirley. I am George. Hi.

You are not Greek? Because, well, you look very Greek.

Well, as it happens, I am a bit Greek.

She's visiting from New Zealand.

Really? How wonderful.

Well, you are here on a work exchange?

You know, I wonder if they would do work exchange with a pathologist

because I would love... The cause of death,

Dr Constantinou, please? Yes, of course.

Erm, it appears he had a seizure before he died,

but no other indications.

Mm. Smells like a sheep's trough.

SHEEP BAA

You know, the chlorine stuff kills the bugs.

Yes. Well, in this instance, I am certain

he was swimming in a chlorinated pool.

When we get the toxicology report back,

I will be able to find out what else was in his system.

OK, George, once you get the results, please let me know.

Yes, of course. Yes.

See ya. Hey, hey, you are limping.

No. Yeah, but you look like you are.

No, no, no, no.

Thank you, George.

As soon as my ankle is bandaged, you're out.

You know that lab of George's, can we get a DNA test in there?

OK, listen, I don't know where you got this delusional fantasy

that we're sisters, because this is what it is.

It's a delusion.

You're not more related to me than Maria Callas.

Who's that? Oh.

Dino, what have you done? Shirley!

I just took a little handbag. Very small.

Oh, well, I'll see if my sister here can help you.

All right, sister, yes, Detective Moustaka.

She help me, hey? Are you twins, hey?

SHIRLEY CHUCKLES

Look, he can say it.

H-How are you friends with that guy?

He's a very well known criminal.

Well, actually, that's how I found you.

He said he knew who you were.

Do you know how he knows me?

He knows me because I've arrested him about three times.

He has a history of robbing tourists.

He's obviously not very good at it, is he?

He shouldn't give up his day job.

This is his day job. Really?

He'd be better off getting arrested so he can at least get a free feed.

You're suggesting that he gets arrested on purpose

so that he can eat here?

Well, that's what he's doing already, isn't it?

He's been robbing tourists.

Oh! Tell her. It's true.

I mean, are they very small,

very old tourists who can't run very fast?

Maybe? Let's get out of here.

Thank you, Doukakis. Walk. Yes.

With me. Walk. See you, mate.

Mr Stanley, Mrs Briggs, thank you so much for coming in.

If you could please follow me. Please.

Stay out.

Yes. Please.

MRS BRIGGS SOBS

Er, Mr Stanley, Miss Briggs,

you're more than welcome to go back to your hotel.

However, you won't be able to go anywhere else, I'm afraid.

Detective, I understand the timing isn't good,

but I am in the midst of a dig and on a very tight schedule.

I have to be there.

It's... It's what Raymond would have wanted.

Yeah, he would.

Well, we have the address of the dig site,

so we'll know where to find you if we need you, so we're fine.

What are you still doing here?

PHONE BUZZES

Nai?

IN GREEK:

Hm. So it's something to do with your daughter, Thalia?

Well, it's none of your business. Oh, yeah.

I bet you want to drive and pick her up, don't you?

Must be tricky with that leg.

Oh, you can't ask a mate because then they'll know

that you've got a problem with your leg.

I mean, it could be really easy for me to drive you there.

Like it's really easy for us to have one little DNA test.

Well, I'm not going to use police force resources

just to feed your fantasy.

Ah, yeah. Kids.

Gosh, my boy Murray was a walk in the park

compared to my youngest daughter, Marj. Ooh!

Yep. It only takes one minute

for a teenage girl to make a bad decision.

But if you want to leave it to chance.

DNA test?

OK. But I'm doing the talking.

Dr Constantinou...

I-I wonder if you could help us with a DNA test.

Yes, of course, for Mr Briggs. Not directly.

The thing is, is that I reckon Helen is my sister, but she doesn't.

I came over here because I found out that my real dad is Helen's dad.

But she didn't believe me.

This is a coincidence. You are both in the police force?

She's not, and it's not a coincidence,

and I'm sure that she has it all wrong.

Well, why don't we find out either way,

and I'll give you both some blood tests,

and I get the results as soon as possible.

SHIRLEY SIGHS IN RELIEF

Thanks, mate.

Thank you, thank you, Dr Constantinou.

SPEAKS IN GREEK

Next time.

Before we do,

I think we may have some results of the toxicology test.

Now, these are concerning.

Very high toxicity in Mr Briggs' bloodstream

from the initial test.

How high? 60%.

It's very possible that this is the cause of death.

Which toxins?

Well, I have to run more tests, but I will go as fast as I can.

But I think...

He may have been poisoned.

I need to interview further Mr Stanley and Mrs Briggs.

Oh. Do you want to go get your girl first? You must be worried.

And then we can pop over to see Mrs Briggs.

Well, that's a decision I have to make.

Righto. I need to take Thalia first,

and then I'll go and interview Mrs Briggs.

That's a good idea. Yeah.

Yeah. But we do need to get the DNA test done first.

Yes. Of course. Please. She goes first.

Oh, yeah. No worries. Come on.

Thalia...

What are you doing here? What am I doing here?

You are meant to be at the Greek school.

I told your dad I was coming... You're crazy, Mum.

I like it here, I fit in.

A-And who is that boy? He looks older than you.

He's just my friend, Michael. And who's this?

G'day. I'm your Auntie Shirley,

but you can call me Shirl, if you like.

Told you to stay out of it. Yep, sure.

Nice-looking school, though. What do they teach you here?

Thank you for asking, whoever you are.

They have fantastic classes in economics and geography.

They have an award-winning maths team.

Science is a speciality,

and we study Greek and the ancient cultures.

It sounds pretty good. Tell my mother that.

That sounds pretty good. I said stay out of it.

So, Thalia, if this is really what you want, then I'm OK.

But you have to show me some respect and speak to me

before making such great decisions for your life.

Because I'm your mother, remember? Yes, Mum.

Er, Mum, is she really my auntie?

Probably not, but I will explain later.

You have to go to class, I think.

Oh, and you, Michael, no funny business with my daughter.

I'm a detective.

That was nice, wasn't it?

KNOCKING ON DOOR

Mrs Briggs, I'm so sorry to disturb you,

but, erm, your husband's toxicology report came through,

and it seems that he might have been poisoned.

What? How? We don't know yet.

Could I inspect the room to see whether I can find anything?

Unless there is something that you want to tell me.

Er, er, no. Erm, I've nothing to hide.

Mrs Briggs, do you know if he was on any medication?

Er, no. Raymond was very healthy. Right.

I would like to check on his toiletries. May I?

Yeah.

Like a swim, did he? Yeah.

Raymond was religious about his morning swim and his morning walk.

He... He liked to keep fit for his public.

His public? Yeah.

He was invited onto talk shows.

And he had his own television series about the Anglo-Saxons.

He was famous?

In his twenties, he discovered

the greatest archaeological find of the 21st century - supposedly -

these Burmese scrolls, thousands of years old, still intact.

Could I have a look at his tool box? Yeah.

Erm... Mrs Briggs,

do you know if your husband caught a ferry last night?

Because I found this receipt in his jacket.

And a ferry? Er, no. Erm...

He was dining with me last night in the hotel, like I said.

Don't touch anything.

Ah. Oh.

Is this Mr Stanley's scarf? Er...

What is Brian Stanley's scarf doing under your bed?

It must have got kicked there. I...

I don't... I don't know. Oh.

I mean, he was, erm... I was very distressed.

And he was comforting me. Right. Yeah.

Erm... Er, do you know what?

I-I really need to go to the dig site,

so I will return this to Mr Stanley.

I'm sure he'll be very grateful. OK.

Thank you so much, Mrs Briggs.

I think we're done here. So off we go.

Thank you, detective...s.

Hello.

Ugh.

Ah. Apologies for the intrusion, but, erm...

I would like to have a better understanding

of the equipment and substances Mr Briggs was interacting with.

Yes. I'll take you to his tent. Thank you.

Just keep an eye... Yeah, of course.

What's that? Oh, this...

This is an amazing find.

It was thought this goddess statue was a legend.

And we... Well, Mr Stanley has found it.

It's just historical.

It seems that, er, Mr Briggs didn't get his hands dirty.

No, he didn't really have the time.

Too busy being the face of archaeology.

Not that I minded.

It was his celebrity that financed this dig.

So, you've known each other for quite a long time.

Since university, or just after.

His passing is very hard for me.

And for his lovely wife.

Erm, how did they meet?

Through me, actually.

She was on a course with me, I introduced them, and, er...

HE CHUCKLES

Right. Erm, just a minute, Mr Stanley.

You know, erm...

..I found...

..this scarf under Mrs Briggs' bed.

Is there something that you want to tell me?

I hope you're not inferring that...

OK. We... We dated.

Years ago. Nothing serious and not for long.

I would never covet my best friend's wife.

Ah. Sorry to interrupt again. Erm, Alexandra.

Your name is Alexandra? That's right.

So, Alexandra, erm, when was the last time you saw Mr Briggs?

Er, yesterday. Right.

Are you aware that Mr Briggs was found dead?

No, she isn't. Ah, as subtle as a sledgehammer.

I'm really sorry, Alex. I would have told you before.

I just wanted us to continue.

It's what Raymond would have wanted, before the sponsorship ran out.

I'm so sorry to break the news in such a way.

I will have a look around, and then I will leave you to your work,

whatever this is, what you're doing. Yeah.

Erm...

I should have told you before. Yeah. Why didn't you?

I just want us to continue.

I agreed to the crutches. You go inside, you get them.

They are in the medical room next to the lab.

OK. Don't worry. I'll go and have a rummage around.

No, no, no, no, no, no. OK.

You get inside, you get the crutches

and you keep your mouth shut.

No talking whatsoever.

Are we clear? Yep.

Do you have it?

Yep. Scout's honour?

Dib, dib. Great, OK.

OK. Let me see you.

OK. All right.

Now we walk. Mm. OK.

HELEN SPEAKS IN GREEK

They found this, my scarf.

They... The detectives, they found my scarf. A scarf.

They found it here. It's my scarf.

I really don't think it's anything to worry about.

I told them that you were trying to comfort me.

Did they believe you? Yes!

Because it's the truth.

It's a bit more than just comforting, though, isn't it?

Darling... they won't find out.

They won't find out.

Oh, Dino, are they letting you out?

Shirley, no. You help me. You get me out, hey?

I'm sorry. I don't think I can. I can't...

Shirley, Shirley, he want to... he want to strip-search me, hey?

I think he like me, hey?

Here, take some scroggin. What is this, hey? This get me out?

It's very nutritious. I need your help, Shirley, hey?

It'll make you feel better after the searching, but... OK.

Ah! There we go.

MAN SPEAKS IN GREEK

Er, er, sorry, mate, I just...

I said, "What are you doing here?" Oh, just...

Er, oh.

IN GREEK:

OK. Come inside.

Thank you for your help. Erm, I will call you a cab.

Because unlike you, she loves her yiayia's cooking.

Mama, I've told you that you have to call beforehand

before you come to my house.

G'day. I'm Shirl. You must be Helen's mum.

Yiayia, this is the lady that says she's my auntie.

Helen is an only child. OK.

I don't want you introducing my granddaughter

to mentally unstable people. OK.

What are we going to eat now?

Oh, I can whip something up. No problem. Great.

You do your stuff, I'm going to get changed.

Well, I'm not very good at cooking. Ah, you will be.

So, you just slice it,

keep your fingers out... That's great.

Ah! Well done.

We're cooking up a storm, me and Thalia.

OK, Thalia, what I wanted to tell you before

is that Yia doesn't live here,

so she can't come whenever she wants.

Well, what's the problem? She's family.

Well, yes, but she doesn't have boundaries.

So when you encourage her to... Mum... Mum!

What?! She's gone.

Who? Shirley. She's taking your car.

No, no, no, no, no, no, she can't take my car.

Hey, you. Hey! Come back!

CAR ENGINE STARTS

THEY GRUNT

SHE PANTS

You all right?

Who was that? I-I don't know.

SIREN WAILS

Did you see my side swipe? Your what?

M-My side swipe. Er, you know, I was at... cricket.

I was in the regional semis. Oh.

Er, is that... is that cos you're a cop?

Well, I make enemies.

Are you coming? Er, really?

Yeah. Oh, thanks, sis.

Oh. Don't call me that. And please, don't...

don't tell Thalia. She will get really scared.

Copy that. What are you going to do?

Well... I'm going to ask for a police patrol for protection.

Let me get that.

Oh!

Come in.

OK, so, er, if you want, you can stay at the sofa tonight.

Oh, thanks, sis.

Oh, well, don't get your hopes up with that front.

Oh, but, I mean, how can we not be? I mean, we're so alike.

What's going on? BOTH: Nothing.

We made you some breakfast. Yeah, it's great.

HELEN GRUNTS

PHONE BUZZES

CLEARS THROAT

Helen's phone. Shirley speaking.

Oh, g'day, Georgie.

Yeah. No, no, we're all fine. We're all fine.

You have? Oh, great! Oh, hang on a sec.

Oi, I'm... I'm in here.

Yeah, I know. I've got George on the phone.

He's got the results of our DNA test.

I'll put him on speaker.

PHONE BEEPS, TOILET FLUSHES

OK. Fire away, Georgie.

Good news. Now you are definitely half-sisters.

Are you sure?! Yes.

Like, entirely sure? Yes.

But there's always a margin for error, right?

'Of course.' Well, then.

But not in this case. Ah!

This is not happening. My God.

How did my father not tell me? I don't think he knew.

Mum was pregnant, and she went back to New Zealand and married my dad.

She never said a word.

Helen... what happened to our father?

She deserves to know.

Well... he loved sailing.

He went out sailing on a Saturday by himself.

We never saw him again. Him and his boat were not found.

Where was he heading?

To Aegina, an island close to Athens.

And did you ever go and investigate on "A-geena"?

It's "Aegina". Yes, I did, as a teenager with my mother.

The local police dealt with it.

It was very hard on Alexa, you know?

Oh.

Oh, that must be where I get my moustache from.

You're up early.

Where are you going?

Today... is the day.

We're presenting the statue to the museum.

Busy, busy. Lots to do.

Now it's your turn to shine, darling.

You deserve it.

Everything is as it should have been from the beginning.

No.

No.

It's the discovery that's important, not the discoverer.

Never the man.

Will I see you later?

Of course.

Oh, thanks so much, mate.

I mean, it's a dream come true, having found my sister.

OK, no problem.

Erm, I also have the toxicology report on Mr Briggs.

It's not looking good.

He has high levels of chlorine in his system.

So high, in fact, I think that's what caused

the seizure that killed him.

Oh, geez. That'd put you off your budgie smugglers, wouldn't it?

Cor. Budgie smugglers?

Oh! There it is.

Ah. I was looking for that.

Why are you still here? She's, erm...

She's here as part of the case.

She is an expert on...

Chlorine effects on, erm...

..sheep. Sheep?

Sheep troughs, to be exact. Chlorine water dispersions.

That's right. Chlorine water disassociation.

Dispersions. And that one.

Oh... Boy, he really has got his budgie smugglers

in a twist, hasn't he? What?

Ah! G'day, Petros.

Do you need a hand with that?

Hello, Miss Shirley. You live here now?

Oh, no, no. I'm not staying here, no.

There's a fella in room 108... Uh-huh.

..that died of chlorine poisoning.

Oh! Yeah. Erm...

My sister, who's a detective, has come to check it out.

Died of chlorine poisoning?

What did she say?

She said that the woman is not wasting any time.

She saw another man coming out of her room this morning.

A man? Yes.

Coming out of her room this morning? Mm-hm.

Ah. Do you know what he looked like?

Quite tall?

Yeah, I think I know who you're talking about. Right.

He's a mate of mine.

Erm...

Mm-hm.

Of course, of course. I show you. Mm-hm.

Ah!

Ouch! Mm.

HELEN SIGHS

Ooh.

So... I do chlorine a little bit, once a week when the hotel is busy.

I put it around the edges of the pool.

Do you ever do more?

Only once a year, when the tourists go.

I... I shock the pool. Shock?

Er, yes. I put... five of these.

But you didn't do that two days ago?

No, no, no, no, no, you cannot. It's too dangerous. Too many guests.

You have to wait 24 hours before going into the pool.

Then you can swim.

Is there any other method you can put the powder in the pool?

Well, you need special machine, but the hotel does not have.

And what about this? Oh, no. No, this is...

This is only to clean the pool. No chlorine.

It works like a vacuum with a timer. OK.

OK, so...

Er, by the way, I think Mrs Briggs and that fella with the fancy scarf,

I think they're an item.

A what?

Well, apparently, a maid saw him coming out of her room

early this morning.

OK. Stay here.

Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure.

Miss Briggs, thank you for letting me in again.

I have some more, er, questions.

What is the nature of your relationship with Mr Stanley?

We're very dear friends. Friends?

One that you share your bed with?

I... I don't know what you're talking about.

You see, a maid saw him coming out of your room this morning.

I... We... We tried to fight it.

I should never have married Raymond. But, er...

Brian was always the love of my life.

But I was young and stupid.

And Raymond dazzled me with his charm and his money.

I mean, little did I know that he was more in love with himself.

Arrogant and selfish.

I've made such a huge mistake.

How long has this relationship been going on?

Not long. Only a few months. We held back for years.

I would have told Raymond, but Brian would have lost his job.

And archaeology is Brian's life.

I couldn't do that to him.

Where were you the night before your husband's death?

I was in the hotel restaurant with him and then with him in bed.

You didn't get up in the night?

No, I slept through. I only woke up when he went for his morning swim.

Hm.

You slept soundly, clearly,

for a woman with a... guilty secret.

That's very cruel.

You have no idea what it's like to live without any love in your life.

Well, actually, Mrs Briggs, I have a very clear idea.

Thank you. That would be all.

THEY SPEAK IN GREEK

What's that?

CCTV footage from the... from the cameras around the pool.

Oh, yeah. Gotcha.

You know, I was trying to remember where I'd seen

that funny white powder before

that was on Mrs Briggs and her fancy man's shoes.

And it's exactly the same as that powder

that was in the barrels that Petros showed you.

Right. For cleaning the pool. Yeah, right. Yeah.

So, where to next? The dig site.

Ah! Mm.

You know, you're going to have to tell your boss about that ankle.

Well, do you know how hard it was for me to become a detective

in the Greek police force?

Pretty hard, I'm guessing, yeah. Nearly impossible.

And Spiteri is looking for any reason to get rid of me,

so I'm not going to show any weakness.

OK, well, maybe after I've taken you to the dig site,

we could pop back to your place, and then you can put your foot up

because it's just not going to heal if you keep walking on it.

Come on. Don't be a hero, sis. Hand over the keys.

That's a nifty piece of kit. How can I help you, detective?

Er... What does this do?

This, erm...

That is a... preservation tank.

I designed it myself. Oh. What's the funny thing?

It's a vacuum, hermetically sealed.

You draw all the air out of the tank

and that helps preserve the statue perfectly.

Pretty cool piece of kit. It's not cool. It's essential.

Er, Mr Stanley, may I get to the point?

We really need to speak about your relationship with Mrs Briggs.

Has...?

Has Ashley said something?

Erm...

Oh, God. I know I betrayed him.

Well, now it's a shame that I'll have to live with forever.

Mr Stanley, I have to ask...

..where were you the night before Mr Briggs' death?

I told you. I was on the island of Aegina.

We'd had a tip-off that there was some...

potential archaeological find, and...

I went there in the afternoon, I came back in the morning.

Do you still have the ticket?

Do...? The ticket?

You know, I do.

One should always keep one's receipts.

Thank you. That would be all.

Off we go.

Ah.

Erm... Do you know what?

Now that you're here, erm,

I have to tell you something really important.

So can you please sit down? Why do I have to sit down?

Well, trust me, you need to sit down.

So, Mama, this nice lady here, sort of, she's not my stalker.

Actually, she's my sister.

Er, no, er, half-sister.

We've done a DNA test. That is not possible!

It seems like my babas, er, met her mother

many years before he met you, of course.

And then her mother went back to New Zealand.

And then I find out he's running around

with another woman and fathering children all over the planet.

But, Mama, calm down, please.

She can't be his. Her legs are too short.

Well, you know, Mum, really, she looks like him.

Look at her eyes. She just looks like him.

Do you fancy a cuppa? I'm gonna put the kettle on.

No, you won't.

You stay out of my daughter's kitchen.

Righto.

Oh! Nice boots. Do you know what?

Erm, can you drive me back to the police station?

Now? Yes.

Er, I have to bring her in for questioning.

Wait, wait.

You cannot give me news like this and then, poof, disappear!

I'm sorry, but this is a really important case.

Oh. More important than me.

More important than my feelings.

Because, of course, my pain doesn't matter.

So, we know by now that your husband, Mr Briggs,

was poisoned by abnormal amounts of chlorine in his system.

The chlorine in his system matches that in the pool.

But the only way he could have been poisoned by it

is if somebody put the chlorine

shortly before his morning swim in the pool.

You knew his habits well.

You knew he was having a swim every day early in the morning.

Did anyone else know?

No, I don't suppose anyone else would've been up that early, so...

OK. I'm going to show you this CCTV footage

from the cameras around the hotel.

I'm sorry. That's my... That's my dressing gown.

Yeah. I'm sorry, but that...

that can't be me.

So I don't know who that woman is, but that can't be me.

But that's my... How do you explain it, though?

I mean, I can't!

The person here wears your dressing gown and your clothes.

I mean, I can't... I can't explain it. I...

I will tell you what I think, Mrs Briggs.

So I think that after you fell in love with Mr Stanley

and being unable to divorce Mr Briggs,

you got up in the middle of the night,

and early that morning, shortly before your husband's swim,

you emptied in that pool high levels of toxic chlorine.

Erm, no.

I didn't want to be with him, but I didn't want him dead.

I mean, you know, maybe someone came in.

There were a lot of doors,

and someone could have taken my dressing gown.

I mean, that could be anyone. I mean, that... No.

I didn't even know where the chlorine was,

let alone what to do with it.

No. I'm sorry, but do I need to call my lawyer?

No, this is not necessary.

We're not accusing you of anything... yet.

I'm just trying to put the pieces together.

So I will leave you for a moment, and I will refresh your water.

I make it myself at home. Do you want a little one?

So, er, chlorine barrels at the hotel,

er, dust them up for fingerprints and see if they match this.

Are you eating again? Yeah, it's lunch.

I couldn't find a mince pie. This is all right.

It's scroggin. We have to go to the ferry port.

Ah! We're going to "A-geena"?

It's "Aegina". That's what I said.

We have to see if Mr Stanley got on a ferry he claimed he did.

Stop there.

Can you slow it down, please? OK.

It's Brian. So the murderer must be Mrs Briggs.

We just have to prove it. How?

Forensics. We have to wait for the forensics to come through.

SOBBING SOFTLY

SOBS

Niko, why is Thalia not at home?

OK, OK, I understand.

OK, please tell her that I'm gonna call her later.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

Niko doesn't want Thalia to stay here

until we have caught the intruder.

Ouch. Oh. Shall I make you some eggs?

No, I'm not hungry.

OK. Erm, do you mind if I use your internet before I head off?

Hey. Sleeping Beauty. Mm...

I've got an idea. What is it?

Well, what if it wasn't Fancy Man that got on the ferry?

What do you mean?

Well, what if someone was just wearing Fancy Man's clothes?

And maybe if we went to "A-geena", we could find out

if it was someone pretending to be Fancy Man.

First, it's "Aegina".

That's what I said.

Secondly, you're just trying to find an excuse

to go to Aegina and look for our father.

Well, kill two birds with one stone.

All the evidence points to Mrs Briggs.

Now... go away.

PHONE CHIMES

Erm... OK. We can go to Aegina tomorrow.

But now I'm going to sleep, and... you can sleep here.

Help me! Oh.

I wasn't sure if I could touch her. OK.

HELEN GROANS

Oh, yeah. Thanks for the lift, mate. Great.

HELEN SIGHS

HELEN SPEAKS IN GREEK

Thank you.

Ah. Ah!

You know that this might be a waste of time

because Brian Stanley didn't seem at all concerned.

He was really open in sharing with me

all the details of where Raymond Briggs sent him to.

Oh, yeah, but it doesn't hurt to have a sniff around, does it?

Ah. Sniff around? Yeah.

HELEN GROANS

You think that what I'm doing is sniffing around?

Yeah.

THEY SPEAK IN GREEK

What on Earth are you doing here?

What did he say? He thanks you.

No worries, mate. I was just helping the old fella with his sheep.

I can ask him if he's seen the fancy man, if you like.

Have you seen a bloke about this tall

with a big hat and a scarf?

Jeez, I wouldn't think Fancy Man would be that mean.

How do you know what he said?

Oh, he said that the bloke paid him to sleep in his barn,

and then he lit a big fire and he told him to put it out.

And then as the guy left, he kicked him.

Cor. I mean, I'd really like this bloke on my team

for charades at Christmas.

Well, I'm not sure he would want you on his team.

Oh.

Mm-hm.

Mm-hm.

Did he say "tattoo"? Yeah.

Could you draw it?

Ah.

Let's go.

Have you seen this guy?

Do you know him?

HELEN SCOFFS

You know I'm here to investigate a murder?

You cannot just turn up and start digging up the past.

Sorry.

Ari. You know Ari?

Yes, Ari. How do you know him?

Long, long time ago. Ari... Ari fish.

Down there.

Down there.

Skafos? What does "skafos" mean?

OK, er... Thank you.

Helen...

Helen.

That lady back there, she... she knew Ari, but I can't understand...

I'm not gonna go on a wild duck chase.

I think you mean "goose". OK. We really need to get back.

The guy who attacked me had the same tattoo,

so I have to find him.

And I have to see if Brian Stanley has that tattoo.

And I need Thalia home.

So the sooner I solve this, the better it is.

OK. Look... I'll drive you back to the port.

And I know a bloke who has the same tattoo,

so I could ask him where he got it from. OK.

Dr Stanley, this is truly a career-defining find for you,

similar to Dr Briggs' discovery of the Burmese scrolls.

Yes. Er, thank you. Erm, though, I must correct you.

Er, the late Dr Briggs and I worked very closely together

on the discovery of the Burmese scrolls.

Mr Stanley, erm, excuse me.

Er, if you could step aside.

Er, excuse me, everybody, I'll just be a couple of minutes.

Thank you.

Erm... Mr Stanley,

I need to see the inside of your left wrist.

What?

Can you roll up your sleeve, please, for me?

What is all this about?

Well, you see, we went to Aegina to check your alibi,

and we spoke to a farmer who had met a man matching your description

with a tattoo on his wrist, the same tattoo

that an intruder had on his arm at my house two days ago.

Right. I met no farmer in Aegina.

I went to a location marked out by Dr Briggs and found nothing.

OK, and what did you do afterwards?

I spent the night in the port, and I came back here.

Thank you so much, Mr Stanley, for your help.

Erm, I'll let you... I'll let you do your thing.

You know, that seems a bit of a problem.

Actually, erm, it's not a problem.

We could get that looked at. I have a medical tent.

I'm quite good at, er, strains and sprains.

Busted my ankle really badly in Egypt.

Well... Come on, let me look after you.

Thank you, thank you. I'm OK. Thank you, Mr Stanley.

That's really kind of you.

Is it...? Take my arm. Take my arm.

OK. Move over. Er, but you can't drive.

I can drive. I'm driving. I'm perfectly fine.

OK. Oh, right. Righto. Righto.

No tattoos.

Sorry. No fingerprints.

So maybe the chlorine was just bad luck

and the intruder a chancer.

But, you know, something doesn't stack up.

And Spiteri will release the body soon.

So I really have to find the man with that tattoo.

Who did that? Mr Stanley did, actually.

Oh, that bloke is so handy.

Those teeny-tiny tools he uses.

And the things you can do with a vacuum -

protect an ancient statue.

And that pool cleaner!

I mean, you know you can put a timer on that thing,

and it'll clean by itself.

Imagine having one of those to do your kitchen

before you even got up for breakfast.

Wait, wait. The pool cleaner has a timer?

Yeah. Mind you, my milking machine had a timer, and it malfunctioned.

Let's just say that one day, instead of sucking, it sprayed.

And it wasn't pretty. And the vacuum can be reversed?

Oh, yeah. For sure. OK.

I think I know how Raymond Briggs was killed.

Let's go! Take it easy!

OK, so, where to? To the lab.

Hey, Dino, you got out!

No thanks to you, hey! Oh, come on, Dino.

I got you some scroggin. It wasn't bad.

Hey, mate, erm, that tattoo of yours,

er, where did you get it from?

Is there anybody else who's got the same one?

There are only three people in the world that have this tattoo, hey.

Really? Yes.

We, er, used to work together. OK. Where are they now?

One is dead. Probably killed by the other one.

Would he be about, er... this big with dark-ish hair?

Yes. Why?

Don't mess with him, Shirley.

I am a nice guy, but he... he is a very bad man.

Yeah. I'll be OK, Dino.

I really need to know where to find him. OK.

He's a lot at the Axos Bar on Omonia Square.

OK. Omonia. Right. Thanks, mate.

George, can you tell me if the chlorine

in the pool and the barrels

matches the chlorine in Raymond's system?

Yes, but the amounts found in his bloodstream

are much higher than in the pool.

Helen, I just can't explain it. I might be able to.

I think that it was timed to dose the water with chlorine

knowing that Mr Briggs would have his swim immediately afterwards.

Oh, George... Yes.

Erm, can you please delay Spiteri

from releasing the body this afternoon?

Well, he's due to the airport in about an hour,

but, of course, I'll do my best.

SHE MOUTHS, SPEAKS IN GREEK

You're welcome.

THUD, MAN GROANS

George. George, is Helen there?

She's gone back to the hotel.

She thinks the pool cleaning machine was timed

to release the chlorine before Mr Briggs' swim.

Look, you've got to send some police to the Axos Bar in Omonia Square.

There's a bloke passed out in the toilets

who's the guy that attacked Helen.

But he's the man that...? Good!

Hold on. He's trapped in a bathroom in a bar?

Yeah.

There's a bloke having a nap in the toilet.

Don't go near him.

KNOCKING ON DOOR

I didn't do anything wrong. Go away.

Well, I'm sure that's the case, Mrs Briggs,

but for now, I need to examine Mr Briggs' toolbox.

It will only take a minute.

Thank you.

How are we doing, darling? I... SHE MUMBLES

Erm... Er...

You... We really do need to leave for the airport.

I know, but I mean, you know, that damn detective turned up.

What did she want? Just to check something out.

What? I don't know.

Have a look at Raymond's toolbox. Is everything OK?

Yes. Course.

Erm, I'm just going to go to the foyer...

Mm-hm. ..and, er, get the car.

Ashley should have left him a long time ago.

Just imagine all those... years of his unpleasantness.

But it must have been difficult for you, too, Mr Stanley.

Him stealing your girl, you living in his shadow,

although you were so good at your work.

I hope that you're not inferring that I had anything to do with this.

I was away, as well you know.

Ashley, on the other hand... she was seen on the cameras.

Unless you had a look-alike...

..one you hired to go to Aegina in your place

so you could have plenty of time that night.

You enter the room via the balcony door.

You put on Mrs Briggs' dressing gown.

You take the tool.

Using your mechanical engineering knowledge,

you reverse the vacuum in the pool machine,

and then you fill it up with just the right amount of chlorine.

Then you set the timer to release the chlorine

just before Mr Briggs's swim.

Wow. Clever stuff.

However... you dropped this.

The prints won't lie.

It's either you or Mrs Briggs.

So we could save time if you could just tell me the truth.

You know...

..I paid that idiot thug to get rid of you.

Looks like I'm gonna have to do it myself.

OK.

OK.

SHE CRIES OUT IN PAIN, GROANS

He took the woman I love.

He took my discovery of the scrolls and told the world that it was his.

He knew I found the statue's head.

He was playing send-me-away so that he could take all the credit.

Not this time.

No car, Mr, Stanley.

No ferry. No credit.

The little Greek detective you're looking at right now,

she's arresting you.

SIRENS WAIL IN DISTANCE

You'll regret this. You...

Really, it's the... it's the greatest find of the last 15 years.

And I'm the only person who really understands its nature.

SHE SPEAKS IN GREEK

Ashley... Ashley. Ashley, tell them.

You're heading back to Blighty, then?

I suppose I am, although I'm not sure what I'll do when I get there.

You went to uni with those two blokes, didn't you?

Yeah, I did.

So you must have studied something. Yes.

Well, why don't you go and make your own discovery?

How very insightful of you.

Shirl. Oh.

BOTH CHUCKLE

We've got a whole heap of adventure inside us.

We just need to remember it.

Yeah. Have a good one.

CHUCKLES

So, what were you saying to her?

Oh, just talking about life. That's all? Life?

Yeah, just life. Right.

By the way, erm... thank you.

Oh, sweet as.

Can I ask a favour? Mm-hm.

What does "skafos" mean?

That old lady in Aegina kept saying the word "skafos"

and, "Ari, skafos," and pointing down a hill.

It means "boat".

It does? Well, maybe Dad's boat is on Aegina.

Maybe. Do you want to go and check?

Yeah! Yeah. Let's go to "A-geena".

Oh, by the way, it's "Aegina".

That's what I said, yeah. OK.

Yeah. Cool. Ah. Oh...

So you can go pick up Thalia now? Yes, I can.

Would you like me to drive you? Yeah. You could.

Good choice.

Hey, Shirley.

Wait for me.

Do you need a hand? No.

Are you sure? Yeah.

OK. Mind the step. Oh... That's it. Hop along.

Be careful.

OK. Out we go. She'll be right.

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