All language subtitles for Sweet Movie (1974) Dušan Makavejev

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Dear Mrs. Martha, first the question,
why the Chastity Belt Foundation?

Surely in these modern times that seems
to be a bit old -fashioned.

Oh, we're not old -fashioned, not in the
least.

At Chastity Belt, there are no metals,
no elastic supports, no

tranquilizers. Through the guidance of
our sensational method, your own body

kills the animal.

We advocate simple triumph of the will.

It is painless and ever so rewarding.

No wild dreams.

No peculiar behavior.

Solid health and purposeful direction.

It's so good to hear about health and
purposeful direction in these thick

Right on.

Socket to me, baby.

A network of muscles forms a protective
armor around the pelvic region. It's not

controlled. And, Captain Bay, wild
impulses will turn everyone into beastly

animals.

Chaotic natural beings.

Semi -finalists from 77 countries have
been collected and sent here this

evening. They are, of course, the most
desirable, prominent, and well

virgins available.

This year's stake for the lucky young
winner is $50 billion.

$50 billion, the estimated fortune of
Mr. Aplin Alp.

Mrs. Martha Applenalp's boy of pride and
joy.

The richest bachelor in the world who
decided suddenly this summer to give up

his bachelorhood to sponsor the Miss
World Contest and marry the winner, the

most cherished girl on the planet Earth.

There's a saying in the Applenalp
family, when we buy something, we buy

best, and we buy it brand new.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, Dr.

Smithelfinger.

Yes, Dr.

Littlefinger, certainly an extraordinary
man, has to his credit the delivery of

three army generals, four members of
parliament, Eskimo sextuplets, and, of

course, many, many more people and
women. I'm really thrilled to be able to

perform at this important function, and
I'm anticipating some delightful

specimens. Each new flower brings a new
joy, a new excitement.

Can we start the show? Of course.

So let's meet now the first contestant,
Miss Southern Rhodesia.

Another historical moment, a window into
reality.

An event never attempted live on
television before.

And coming to you on the Crazy Daisy
Show.

Would you be good enough to remove your
pants?

Oh, thank you.

Dr. Middlefinger.

Brilliant master of deep insights and
even deeper insights.

Innovative explorer of the abyss of the
human body and soul.

Tell us, Miss Southern Rhodesia, how do
you feel now? Oh, I'm great.

What's happening?

Take away.

Oh, Millie Sandberg.

It didn't mean with your little eye.

Just little eye.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, we proudly
present Miss Congo.

You move your panties, please, honey.

Hey, baby, you need my banana?

Oh, yes, of course, Billy.

There are different types of hymen, a
delicate little piece of skin that

us about a girl's initiation into the
world of adult pleasures.

I mean the sinful, disgusting pleasures
of the flesh and unusual, sensual...

Excitation Now here comes miss
Yugoslavia a picture of radiant health

Young

lady is certainly self -assured

Moving right along, folks.

Let's meet Mademoiselle Canada.

Would you take your pants off, please?

I don't wear any.

You never wear any pants?

Not for a special occasion like this.

Splendid.

Splendid. By far the most beautiful
thing here.

In all my years of practice, I've never
seen anything so sweet.

A rosebud.

We bought 785 diamonds in there. You
know that?

Don't you?

Oh, yeah.

Maybe more.

They all came from my diamond mine.

Yes, sir, baby.

Here we go.

Hand

carved.

You know who this fella is?

That started World War I, honey. Yeah.

I got it from a wrecked enrichment
connection.

Yeah. It buys a lot of my diamonds.

You see that little fountain down there?
Yes.

That's my next farm.

Yeah. It's going to be the biggest
undertaking in landscape architecture.

I'm going to buy it from the Canadian
government.

I'm going to renovate it, redecorate it,
get rid of the water, turn off the

fall.

I'm going to install an electronic,
synthetic, laser -moving image in living

color! In living color, honey!

We're going to have huge, quadraphonic
sound systems of the roaring waters.

We're going to have the best night sound
system available, unaffected by weather

conditions.

My empire.

Milk for the entire country.

simply state that marriage is a great
gimmick for saving money and time, which

is money.

I've come to understand the real meaning
of marriage.

I simply can't afford any more waste.

I can't afford any more chaos in my sex
life.

All right.

Everyone has to relieve himself.

But why waste it?

Okay. You bang some broad.

You feel good for a half a second.

But then you realize you've got to run
to the phone and call your doctor.

Because you've got to have a Vini test.

You soothe your balls and you get a
headache.

That's right, my son.

Well, not for me no more.

I guarantee that.

My mama kept telling me, son, look after
your health.

Well, more I sure as hell aim to. Come
over here, honey.

Best little half in town in the world.

No chemical substitutes. All ingredients
checked and double -checked.

And certified pure.

Not an easy thing to find these days, is
it?

Well, I done it.

So now I have acquired a lady of the
house.

A personal jewel.

But above all, a purified sanitation
system for unchecked waste.

Is there life on the earth? Is there
life after birth?

Is there life on the earth?

Is there life after birth?

It's a joy to be alive It's good to be
glad

Good to survive It's great to be

It's fun to have nothing do things in
the new

The joy to be crazy. It's good to be
sad.

It's good to be lazy.

Great to be bad.

It's good to be lucky.

Good to practice deadly sin.

Captain, I am your new lover.

I am hungry for love.

You need a

good sailor on this boat.

Come, I'll show you.

...authentically... ...sexual...
...politarian!

Man, how it sounds so proud!

Thank you. Thank you.

To refrain from thinking anything.

Thinking sometimes can be a very
dangerous exercise.

Very dangerous indeed.

This is insane.

Yes.

Maybe we should ask for a psychic
examination.

There are people with similar symptoms.
They become confused.

They spend the rest of their lives
behind the wall.

She's all retired.

She doesn't feel very well. Poor girl.

They've even wanted to put me on exhibit
in the Museum of Natural Sciences.

My portrait is used in Zandi's test.

I'm listed in Kraft Ebbing.

I'm a certified psychopath.

I'm even quoted by Lombroso.

And... My size is superhuman.

Afraid? No!

I have my own advertising slogan.

Try me, I'm delicious.

Sweet.

Finger licking good.

I'm Catholic and it's a spiritual thing
for me.

I'm Muslim and I have a real thing for
you.

I'll do something to you that my father
taught me.

I'm taking a refresher course in
philosophy.

Marcuse, Supek, Branicki, Sartre.

You know, it's heavy.

That would be 55 pounds overweight.

I'll pay the difference.

Thank you very much.

I have a few presents for you.

Here is an authentic Arabic carpet.

Do you like it?

Made in China.

Vodka from Berkeley.

California.

For you.

And my friend... Leonid.

And me.

Stop it!

La botte du gendarme écrase tes désirs
et tes sentiments.

Soyons réalistes.

Exigeons l 'impossible. Un bon bain, par
exemple.

Ça fait quatre mois que je n 'en ai pas
pris.

Soyons réalistes, camarades.

Exigeons l 'impossible.

Un bain chaud, par exemple.

Don't stay here.

The battlefield is full of corpses.

But how important is that?

The whole world is full of corpses.

Stop it yet.

Keto.

The baby.

It's a joy to be alive It's good to be
glad Good to

survive It's great to be mad

It's fun to have nothing

a limited budget here. Don't you know
I'm going to be back in London by

night? Let's do it again and this time
let's get it bloody right.

Rewind, rewind.

Are you ready?

Ready.

of blood.

Thank you.

Yes,

sir, yes. You're going to cut it off?
Don't worry, I have no fear. Let him

her.

Thank you very much for all this.

My doctor doesn't warn me.

Peppers?

Don't eat them.

You're too weak.

You're so delicate.

I think life is something very fragile.

In front of water?

With fire?

In the wind?

In front of men?

Let me wipe my ass with my care.

I told him.

I told my husband.

Freedom and communism starts today.

We will not make a revolution of lies.

I told the secretary of our party cell.

I told my soldiers.

Our goal in this war is not to die on
the field of glory.

Who dies, falls, is the last dick and an
idiot.

They didn't let me go.

A few more old soldiers will come from
time to time to me.

My name.

No,

no, no.

Yeah.

I don't believe in anything.

It's not that bad.

It's just that...

It's

just that it's dangerous.

It's good today.

Dangerously.

Are you afraid of the past?

I brought so much sugar.

The bitter taste is still there.

Anyway, we can't make the tracks.

To the witnesses?

To the witnesses, you mean?

We can't explain everything.

I was so jealous when Vakulinchuk was
killed.

I was so jealous when Vakulinchuk was
killed.

Action.

Chocolate.

Right. We're gonna sell the chocolate.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Let everything be known.

And let everything be clean.

certain parts of the world it's not easy
to find a girl who's both pretty and a

virgin our boys did quite a job I'll
tell you

Thank you.