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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:09,428 Uh! 2 00:00:09,594 --> 00:00:10,640 Thank God. 3 00:00:12,883 --> 00:00:14,173 What the fuck! 4 00:00:14,343 --> 00:00:18,050 Yeah, shit can get pretty crazy here. 5 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:19,218 I hoped at a lesbian bar 6 00:00:19,384 --> 00:00:20,671 I wouldn't have to deal with fights, 7 00:00:20,762 --> 00:00:23,009 but you'd be surprised how many brawls 8 00:00:23,178 --> 00:00:25,175 -I've had to break up. -Huh! 9 00:00:26,304 --> 00:00:27,512 I'm Sandy. 10 00:00:27,678 --> 00:00:29,016 Mae. 11 00:00:29,178 --> 00:00:31,178 Okay, let's get you up. 12 00:00:31,347 --> 00:00:33,504 -Oh, careful. -No, I can do it. 13 00:00:33,679 --> 00:00:36,225 -It's okay. I got you. -Oh, no. I got it. 14 00:00:36,386 --> 00:00:38,308 Please, I'm good. I'm... I'm really okay. 15 00:00:38,474 --> 00:00:40,641 Yeah, I'm just gonna, 16 00:00:40,806 --> 00:00:43,143 I'm just gonna go back to my, uh... 17 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:52,892 I don't have any of my... 18 00:00:53,059 --> 00:00:55,137 You should probably put some ice on that. 19 00:01:02,226 --> 00:01:04,893 It's sort of a tragic tale. 20 00:01:05,059 --> 00:01:08,556 They met here. Love at first sight, all that. 21 00:01:08,726 --> 00:01:10,096 Fucked in the bathroom. 22 00:01:11,102 --> 00:01:12,021 Wow. 23 00:01:12,186 --> 00:01:13,604 Moved in together a week later. 24 00:01:13,769 --> 00:01:16,987 -That's fast. -Everything was pretty cherry. 25 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:20,522 They had this, like, epic psychosexual connection. 26 00:01:20,687 --> 00:01:22,765 Neither was a top or bottom, 27 00:01:22,937 --> 00:01:25,816 just this fervent mutuality 28 00:01:25,980 --> 00:01:28,197 based on respect and admiration. 29 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:29,445 But... 30 00:01:31,481 --> 00:01:34,187 in the end, it just proved to be too much. 31 00:01:34,357 --> 00:01:35,935 What did? 32 00:01:36,109 --> 00:01:37,947 Having the same name. 33 00:01:39,525 --> 00:01:41,614 Plus, Lisa M. Was a narcoleptic. 34 00:01:44,525 --> 00:01:46,813 Must have been thirsty. 35 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:51,230 So, why I haven't seen you around here before? 36 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:54,728 Uh... I wish I could answer that. 37 00:01:54,902 --> 00:01:56,781 You're not from here? 38 00:01:56,943 --> 00:01:58,363 You could say that. 39 00:01:58,528 --> 00:01:59,527 Where are you from? 40 00:01:59,696 --> 00:02:02,272 Uh, another dimension. 41 00:02:02,445 --> 00:02:04,233 Same. 42 00:02:05,530 --> 00:02:07,648 -Really? -Yeah. 43 00:02:09,113 --> 00:02:11,162 Think my whole life I've felt like that. 44 00:02:11,322 --> 00:02:14,161 No matter where I was, I never really belonged. 45 00:02:15,571 --> 00:02:17,359 Right. 46 00:02:17,529 --> 00:02:20,448 And my dad was a pastor, so me coming out 47 00:02:20,613 --> 00:02:21,994 didn't go over super well. 48 00:02:23,864 --> 00:02:24,733 You okay? 49 00:02:24,908 --> 00:02:25,985 Oh. 50 00:02:27,491 --> 00:02:33,775 Yeah, I, um, took a pill of drugs. 51 00:02:33,952 --> 00:02:35,118 What kind of pill of drugs? 52 00:02:35,282 --> 00:02:37,112 Um, MDMA. 53 00:02:37,284 --> 00:02:38,652 Okay. Well, shit. 54 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:41,784 Yeah. I would offer you some, but I don't have... 55 00:02:41,952 --> 00:02:43,370 -No, no. -...any. 56 00:02:44,576 --> 00:02:46,745 I'm good. I'm seven years sober. 57 00:02:48,077 --> 00:02:50,165 -Oh, shit. -Yeah. 58 00:02:50,329 --> 00:02:51,327 I'm sorry. 59 00:02:51,495 --> 00:02:52,414 No, that's good. 60 00:02:52,578 --> 00:02:56,874 I don't usually, um, do... do like... 61 00:02:57,037 --> 00:02:58,365 -Right. -Or I guess, 62 00:02:58,537 --> 00:03:00,537 actually in this world, I do. 63 00:03:02,579 --> 00:03:04,287 Wow, that sounded insane. 64 00:03:04,454 --> 00:03:07,622 Um, what I'm trying to say is, um... 65 00:03:09,621 --> 00:03:12,380 that I get it. 66 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:18,335 Like, I get wanting to be like actually present... 67 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:25,046 because I... I've never felt that I could be. 68 00:03:25,209 --> 00:03:31,004 Like, I've always just felt like, um, you know, 69 00:03:31,168 --> 00:03:32,995 like an outsider looking in. 70 00:03:34,003 --> 00:03:36,260 But now... 71 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:42,459 it's like I'm in like those, um, weird shoes 72 00:03:42,629 --> 00:03:44,126 they make you wear in spin class. 73 00:03:44,293 --> 00:03:47,511 You know, like, I'm like, clicked in. 74 00:03:47,670 --> 00:03:50,379 And it all just suddenly doesn't feel 75 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,007 quite so overwhelming or, like... 76 00:03:57,046 --> 00:04:00,756 defeating, you know. I guess. 77 00:04:00,925 --> 00:04:03,751 Just sort of dissipates 78 00:04:03,924 --> 00:04:06,712 and you can get out of your own way 79 00:04:06,883 --> 00:04:11,088 or, like, step behind the thing that's been chasing you 80 00:04:11,258 --> 00:04:13,507 and just let it run. 81 00:04:18,343 --> 00:04:20,972 Just the relief 82 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:25,881 that it's not yours anymore to carry. 83 00:04:33,804 --> 00:04:35,763 Sorry. 84 00:04:36,594 --> 00:04:37,765 Ooh, sorry. 85 00:04:37,930 --> 00:04:39,727 Here I am making a case for drugs. 86 00:04:39,887 --> 00:04:42,895 Hey, no... no judgment here. 87 00:04:45,263 --> 00:04:49,852 So you are sober and you own a bar. 88 00:04:50,016 --> 00:04:52,603 Yep. Define masochist. 89 00:04:52,765 --> 00:04:54,433 Right now? 90 00:04:54,599 --> 00:04:56,556 You just did. 91 00:04:56,725 --> 00:04:58,894 Oh. I get it. 92 00:04:59,059 --> 00:05:02,093 So, what was your life like in the other dimension? 93 00:05:03,850 --> 00:05:05,760 Oh, um... 94 00:05:07,226 --> 00:05:10,981 I was, um, married to a man. 95 00:05:11,142 --> 00:05:13,224 Twist. 96 00:05:13,395 --> 00:05:16,272 Yeah. We met in college. 97 00:05:16,437 --> 00:05:17,935 He was, uh, 98 00:05:18,103 --> 00:05:20,392 kind of all I ever knew. 99 00:05:20,562 --> 00:05:25,728 I mean, certainly the only real family I ever had. 100 00:05:28,229 --> 00:05:31,187 I think eventually I became so, um... 101 00:05:33,316 --> 00:05:35,443 like borderless. 102 00:05:40,648 --> 00:05:44,865 I took for granted how maybe, um... 103 00:05:46,733 --> 00:05:51,199 sacred it actually was. 104 00:05:54,274 --> 00:05:58,244 It's an interesting word, sacred. 105 00:05:58,402 --> 00:06:02,449 My dad used it a lot, especially when he talked about love. 106 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:07,818 I don't know. I think sex is a sacred act. 107 00:06:09,987 --> 00:06:13,405 Love is just this... 108 00:06:15,030 --> 00:06:17,407 elusive idea... 109 00:06:19,530 --> 00:06:20,908 we're all just grasping at something 110 00:06:21,071 --> 00:06:23,530 none of us know how to define. 111 00:06:23,698 --> 00:06:28,903 We spend most of our lives... worried about 112 00:06:29,073 --> 00:06:31,950 what they're supposed to look like that we... 113 00:06:36,534 --> 00:06:38,691 miss living altogether. 114 00:07:41,167 --> 00:07:43,628 I've never done this before. 115 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:45,294 What? 116 00:07:45,462 --> 00:07:47,839 I've never done this before. 117 00:07:49,296 --> 00:07:51,214 Me neither. 118 00:08:13,049 --> 00:08:14,549 Fuck. 119 00:08:22,592 --> 00:08:23,892 Oh! 120 00:08:47,887 --> 00:08:49,178 No! 121 00:08:51,766 --> 00:08:52,934 Oh. 122 00:09:06,518 --> 00:09:09,395 Oh, where's my shirt? 123 00:09:12,060 --> 00:09:15,057 Where's my shirt? Where's my shirt? 124 00:09:15,228 --> 00:09:16,317 Gonna be fucked. 125 00:09:16,476 --> 00:09:18,857 Oh, fuck you. Where's my fucking shirt? 126 00:09:19,021 --> 00:09:20,768 Oh, my God! 127 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:24,693 Oh, God. 128 00:09:42,940 --> 00:09:44,400 Um... 129 00:09:45,941 --> 00:09:47,399 Shit, what was her name? 130 00:09:47,565 --> 00:09:48,644 Uh... 131 00:09:55,901 --> 00:09:57,069 "Sandy." 132 00:10:03,776 --> 00:10:05,156 Oh. 133 00:10:07,779 --> 00:10:10,316 Hey. Come on, we gotta hustle. 134 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:15,279 You grab the cake out of the fridge. 135 00:10:23,906 --> 00:10:27,573 Come on, rascal, let's go. Let's get your shoes on. 136 00:10:27,740 --> 00:10:32,414 Honestly. You're not gonna say Happy B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y? 137 00:10:32,572 --> 00:10:34,911 Happy, uh, birthday. 138 00:10:35,074 --> 00:10:36,584 Thanks, Mommy. 139 00:10:36,742 --> 00:10:39,289 Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go. 140 00:10:39,449 --> 00:10:42,118 Um, do we have... Oh, here it is. 141 00:10:48,035 --> 00:10:50,861 And the princes didn't even want that princess. 142 00:10:51,036 --> 00:10:53,663 -They went back to the castle. -Mm-hmm. 143 00:10:53,828 --> 00:10:56,626 Right, Mommy Mae? 144 00:10:56,787 --> 00:10:59,334 Huh? Uh, yeah. 145 00:11:23,165 --> 00:11:25,954 -Gina. -Mae Day. Listen. 146 00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:27,981 I'm sorry, babe, I'm not gonna make it to this party. 147 00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:29,202 -Gina, please. -I know. 148 00:11:29,376 --> 00:11:31,793 I love you. I love Sandy even. 149 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,667 Okay. She's just a little young for me 150 00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:35,084 to really know how cool she is. 151 00:11:35,252 --> 00:11:37,339 -Gina, listen to me. -Please don't be mad. 152 00:11:37,501 --> 00:11:39,339 I got three new dogs added to my route 153 00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:41,960 and two of them have epic diarrhea. 154 00:11:42,127 --> 00:11:44,794 Also, I had the worst date last night. 155 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:45,961 Listen to this. 156 00:11:46,128 --> 00:11:48,456 So, we're in bed and suddenly I see the dude I'm fucking 157 00:11:48,627 --> 00:11:50,046 standing in the doorway, 158 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,340 but I'm certain he's also on top of me. 159 00:11:52,506 --> 00:11:54,543 So, I'm like, did I take a hallucinogen 160 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,750 I'm not aware of? 161 00:11:55,919 --> 00:11:57,045 Because, you know, remember that time 162 00:11:57,046 --> 00:11:58,804 I drank that boba tea and it had mushrooms in it? 163 00:11:58,962 --> 00:12:00,972 So anyway, I'm straight up tweaking. 164 00:12:01,131 --> 00:12:03,008 I'm full-on freaking out, screaming, 165 00:12:03,171 --> 00:12:04,579 one of my twists on the floor. 166 00:12:04,754 --> 00:12:07,802 Turns out, dude has a twin. 167 00:12:07,964 --> 00:12:11,052 Okay, okay, Gina. I need you to come here. 168 00:12:11,215 --> 00:12:12,359 Did you hear a word I just said? 169 00:12:12,426 --> 00:12:14,006 Yes, but I need to talk to you about something 170 00:12:14,007 --> 00:12:16,096 that's more important. Okay, so please can you, 171 00:12:16,258 --> 00:12:17,676 can you please just come here now? 172 00:12:17,843 --> 00:12:19,047 Babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe. 173 00:12:19,048 --> 00:12:20,918 I am literally the most sorry... 174 00:12:22,383 --> 00:12:24,393 ...but I truly gotta run. 175 00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:25,930 -These bowels are tragic. -Gina? 176 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:26,964 Love you. Mean it. 177 00:12:27,136 --> 00:12:29,803 God! Duh! 178 00:12:31,802 --> 00:12:34,760 You hungry? I can make you a plate. 179 00:12:36,094 --> 00:12:37,804 I, um, I'm okay. 180 00:12:37,971 --> 00:12:39,599 Hey, what's good? 181 00:12:39,762 --> 00:12:40,920 Yes. 182 00:12:41,095 --> 00:12:42,513 Hi, beauty. 183 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:44,755 Mae, it was so fun. 184 00:12:44,929 --> 00:12:47,348 Thank you for having us. 185 00:12:47,514 --> 00:12:49,102 Well, this is cute as hell. 186 00:12:49,264 --> 00:12:51,421 Thanks. The theme is Frozen. 187 00:12:51,597 --> 00:12:53,267 -Oh. -Oh, not the movie. 188 00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:55,971 The number of embryos this crowd has on ice. 189 00:12:57,682 --> 00:13:00,389 Always coming hot with the lols. 190 00:13:00,557 --> 00:13:02,474 Hi, it's my birthday. 191 00:13:02,639 --> 00:13:04,059 That's right, sweetie. 192 00:13:04,224 --> 00:13:05,343 It means we have... 193 00:13:05,516 --> 00:13:07,893 Thank you. 194 00:13:08,056 --> 00:13:09,427 You're welcome. 195 00:13:09,601 --> 00:13:11,728 Oh, Eva, wait till after the cake. 196 00:13:14,809 --> 00:13:17,056 -This party is fire. -It's all Mae. 197 00:13:17,225 --> 00:13:18,515 I don't expect anything less. 198 00:13:18,685 --> 00:13:20,273 Tell them about the cake. 199 00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:24,058 She baked it herself. 200 00:13:24,227 --> 00:13:26,646 -It has seven layers. -Layers. 201 00:13:26,812 --> 00:13:28,770 Each one is a different color. 202 00:13:28,936 --> 00:13:31,144 And she watched a YouTube video 203 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,351 to know how to make the weird designs 204 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,059 with the frosting. 205 00:13:35,229 --> 00:13:38,017 Oh, and then she made the candles. 206 00:13:38,189 --> 00:13:40,776 So, took her like a full week. 207 00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:42,817 -You're mom of the year. -Mom of the century. 208 00:13:42,981 --> 00:13:44,188 It's like you were born to be a mom. 209 00:13:44,189 --> 00:13:45,546 -How do you do it? -You just love it? 210 00:13:47,690 --> 00:13:51,525 Um, yeah. 211 00:13:51,691 --> 00:13:54,318 Yeah, I do. I just, uh, love it. 212 00:13:54,483 --> 00:13:55,773 What do you love most about it? 213 00:13:55,942 --> 00:13:57,770 'Cause Sarah, she's on the fence. 214 00:13:57,941 --> 00:14:00,438 -No, I'm not. -Okay, no. You know what I mean. 215 00:14:01,610 --> 00:14:04,858 Um, I just, just, um... 216 00:14:07,277 --> 00:14:09,694 you... stepping outside myself 217 00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:15,277 and, um, putting my attention somewhere else... 218 00:14:20,821 --> 00:14:21,820 and just, uh... 219 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:27,485 loving someone so unconditionally, I guess. 220 00:14:32,822 --> 00:14:34,322 Oh. Uh-oh! 221 00:14:34,491 --> 00:14:35,989 -Yes. -Time out. 222 00:14:39,908 --> 00:14:42,826 ♪ Ah, he likes Bread and butter ♪ 223 00:14:42,992 --> 00:14:45,030 ♪ Ah, he likes toast and jam ♪ 224 00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:48,488 ♪ Ah, that's what His baby feeds him ♪ 225 00:14:48,659 --> 00:14:50,407 ♪ Ah, he's her loving man ♪ 226 00:14:50,576 --> 00:14:54,323 ♪ Well, I like Bread and butter ♪ 227 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,332 ♪ I like toast and jam ♪ 228 00:14:57,495 --> 00:15:00,162 ♪ That's what baby feeds me ♪ 229 00:15:00,328 --> 00:15:02,867 ♪ I'm her loving man ♪ 230 00:15:04,661 --> 00:15:06,489 I hate this! 231 00:15:06,661 --> 00:15:10,868 I don't wanna do it. I don't wanna do it. 232 00:15:11,037 --> 00:15:12,078 I don't wanna. 233 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,788 He just gets upset when we're not paying attention. 234 00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:15,667 Grow up! 235 00:15:20,914 --> 00:15:23,711 Oh, my God. Eva! 236 00:15:23,873 --> 00:15:27,039 Seriously, Mae? I could use some help over here. 237 00:15:27,206 --> 00:15:28,996 I am so sorry. 238 00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:31,954 Eva, you owe Sammy an apology. 239 00:15:36,751 --> 00:15:39,298 Uh, E-Eva. 240 00:15:39,459 --> 00:15:43,506 I mean, this is classic Sammy, like he makes it about him. 241 00:15:43,668 --> 00:15:47,465 It's my party. I'm having a good time. 242 00:15:47,628 --> 00:15:49,126 Mae? 243 00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:52,220 Hey, why... why don't we do the cake? 244 00:15:52,378 --> 00:15:53,449 -We're gonna go. -No. No, no. 245 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,544 I want cake! 246 00:15:55,711 --> 00:15:56,881 Now look what you've done. 247 00:15:57,046 --> 00:15:58,544 I hate you, Mom! 248 00:15:58,712 --> 00:15:59,960 Cake! 249 00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:02,298 Well, looks like we don't have a choice, so... 250 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:04,966 Get the cake. 251 00:16:07,297 --> 00:16:08,676 Okay. 252 00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:14,759 Uh, where are the candles? 253 00:16:15,756 --> 00:16:17,096 I can do it. 254 00:16:17,257 --> 00:16:19,175 You're ruining the cake. 255 00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:20,421 No, you're ruining the cake. 256 00:16:20,592 --> 00:16:23,510 I hate my moms, too! 257 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,840 I hate my moms! 258 00:16:27,009 --> 00:16:28,757 I hate my moms! 259 00:16:28,927 --> 00:16:30,925 I hate my moms! 260 00:16:31,094 --> 00:16:33,131 I hate my moms! 261 00:16:33,301 --> 00:16:35,800 Happy birthday to you. 262 00:16:35,969 --> 00:16:38,468 I hate my moms! I hate my moms! 263 00:16:38,637 --> 00:16:42,093 Happy birthday to you. 264 00:16:42,261 --> 00:16:43,881 I hate my moms! 265 00:16:44,055 --> 00:16:46,971 Happy birthday, dear Eva. 266 00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:49,136 I hate my moms! 267 00:16:49,305 --> 00:16:51,263 I hate my moms! 268 00:16:51,429 --> 00:16:54,937 Hey. Who-who-who wants cake? 269 00:16:59,015 --> 00:17:01,813 "And pop! Out of the egg 270 00:17:01,974 --> 00:17:05,690 came a tiny and very hungry caterpillar. 271 00:17:05,848 --> 00:17:07,896 He started to look for some food. 272 00:17:08,057 --> 00:17:10,855 On Monday, he ate through one apple. 273 00:17:11,016 --> 00:17:13,515 -But he was still hungry." -No. 274 00:17:13,683 --> 00:17:16,473 Eva, it's bedtime. 275 00:17:16,642 --> 00:17:19,101 And we're letting you sleep in Mommy and Mommy's bed 276 00:17:19,268 --> 00:17:20,776 because it's a special occasion, 277 00:17:20,935 --> 00:17:23,733 and because Mommy Mae doesn't have any boundaries 278 00:17:23,894 --> 00:17:25,442 and we've created a terrible habit 279 00:17:25,602 --> 00:17:27,272 that at this point seems inescapable. 280 00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:28,645 So, let's read together, okay? 281 00:17:28,812 --> 00:17:31,139 I want Mommy to read to me. 282 00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:32,851 I'm your mommy, too. 283 00:17:33,021 --> 00:17:34,019 Mommy Mae. 284 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,595 Yeah, it-it's okay. 285 00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:40,856 You can let Sandy or, uh, you know, Mo-Mommy Sandy 286 00:17:41,021 --> 00:17:42,181 or whatever do it. 287 00:17:42,356 --> 00:17:44,523 No. 288 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:49,265 Okay, wh-what if, um, what if we both read to you? 289 00:17:49,439 --> 00:17:50,650 No, only you. 290 00:17:50,816 --> 00:17:52,604 That's fine. 291 00:17:52,774 --> 00:17:54,192 Good night. 292 00:17:55,399 --> 00:17:57,107 Hey, uh... 293 00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:04,898 Okay. 294 00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:20,650 "On Tuesday, he ate through two pears, 295 00:18:20,819 --> 00:18:22,609 but he was still hungry. 296 00:18:25,030 --> 00:18:27,776 On Wednesday, he ate through three plums, 297 00:18:27,946 --> 00:18:29,984 but he was still hungry. 298 00:18:32,030 --> 00:18:33,610 On Thursday, 299 00:18:33,782 --> 00:18:36,568 he ate through four strawberries... 300 00:18:43,532 --> 00:18:45,611 "but he was still hungry." 301 00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:57,910 What do you want to watch? 302 00:18:58,076 --> 00:19:00,583 Uh, I don't care. You can pick. 303 00:19:00,743 --> 00:19:02,456 You say that every time and then anything I pick 304 00:19:02,493 --> 00:19:03,364 you don't want to watch. 305 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:06,076 Uh, just, okay. Go to romantic comedies. 306 00:19:16,204 --> 00:19:17,952 Hey, um... 307 00:19:21,122 --> 00:19:22,370 I'm struggling. 308 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:24,538 Struggling with what, babe? 309 00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:30,124 Uh, never mind. 310 00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:36,308 -Eva! -No! 311 00:19:36,457 --> 00:19:38,206 Eva, what is going on in your head? Come on. 312 00:19:38,207 --> 00:19:39,422 I don't want to go with you! 313 00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:40,386 Well, you have to. 314 00:19:40,502 --> 00:19:43,668 No, no, no. I don't want to go with you! 315 00:19:43,835 --> 00:19:44,714 You have to. 316 00:19:44,876 --> 00:19:46,210 But I don't want to go with you. 317 00:19:46,211 --> 00:19:47,208 Well, you have to. 318 00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:49,085 -No, no, no, no! -Yes, you have to. 319 00:19:49,252 --> 00:19:50,840 -No! -But you have to. 320 00:19:51,002 --> 00:19:51,963 No! 321 00:19:52,128 --> 00:19:53,337 -Okay. -No, no! 322 00:19:53,503 --> 00:19:55,213 Yes! 323 00:19:55,379 --> 00:19:56,426 Tell her. 324 00:19:57,837 --> 00:19:59,216 Tell her what? 325 00:19:59,378 --> 00:20:02,626 That tantrums are for little boys like Sammy, 326 00:20:02,796 --> 00:20:05,043 not five-year-old women, right? 327 00:20:05,212 --> 00:20:07,042 Right. Yeah, that-that... that is true. 328 00:20:07,212 --> 00:20:09,341 Okay, let's go. Let's get out the door. 329 00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:15,049 I don't want to go with you. I want to go with Mommy Mae. 330 00:20:15,216 --> 00:20:16,332 What the fuck is this? 331 00:20:16,505 --> 00:20:18,547 I tru... truly, I do not know. 332 00:20:18,715 --> 00:20:20,465 It's like she just never wants me anymore. 333 00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:23,050 I'm sure it's just a phase. 334 00:20:23,216 --> 00:20:25,053 Did you tell her? 335 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:27,721 Tell her... 336 00:20:27,884 --> 00:20:30,551 That you C-A-R-R-I-E-D? 337 00:20:30,716 --> 00:20:32,466 Honestly, the spelling thing doesn't really work 338 00:20:32,634 --> 00:20:34,012 when it's, like, a longer word. 339 00:20:34,176 --> 00:20:35,846 Oh, my God, "carried." 340 00:20:36,009 --> 00:20:37,719 -That you carried. -Oh! 341 00:20:37,885 --> 00:20:38,924 I-- 342 00:20:39,093 --> 00:20:40,463 Just because I didn't breastfeed 343 00:20:40,636 --> 00:20:42,170 doesn't make me less of a mother, you know. 344 00:20:42,219 --> 00:20:44,726 -Yeah, I know that. -You take her. 345 00:20:46,053 --> 00:20:47,841 Take her wh-where? 346 00:20:48,012 --> 00:20:51,759 To school. What do you mean where? 347 00:20:51,929 --> 00:20:56,805 Right. Yeah. Um, it's just I'm not totally, uh... 348 00:20:56,972 --> 00:20:58,294 -I'll do it. -What's wrong with you? 349 00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,677 I-I'm gonna take her to... 350 00:21:00,848 --> 00:21:04,475 -School. -S-C-H-O-O-L. 351 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,897 Eva, Mommy Mae is going to take you to school. 352 00:21:12,308 --> 00:21:15,635 Um, do you remember which way we walk? 353 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:16,727 Yeah. 354 00:21:16,892 --> 00:21:18,302 Oh, thank God. 355 00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:21,815 Down this road to where the unicorns live. 356 00:21:21,978 --> 00:21:24,484 Oh, Jesus. Okay. 357 00:21:28,642 --> 00:21:30,814 Mommy, what are you doing? 358 00:21:30,977 --> 00:21:33,526 -Mommy? -Eva, not now. 359 00:21:33,687 --> 00:21:35,145 Just give me a... 360 00:21:50,649 --> 00:21:52,856 Mommy? Mommy, are you okay? 361 00:21:53,024 --> 00:21:54,180 No! 362 00:22:00,899 --> 00:22:02,189 Sorry. 363 00:22:03,190 --> 00:22:05,112 Hey, I'm sorry. 364 00:22:06,357 --> 00:22:07,658 It's okay. 365 00:22:26,905 --> 00:22:28,774 No fucking way. 366 00:22:50,450 --> 00:22:54,995 ♪ Now let it go ♪ 367 00:23:01,118 --> 00:23:02,407 Hi. 368 00:23:02,576 --> 00:23:03,535 Hi. 369 00:23:03,701 --> 00:23:06,829 Um, is Elijah here? 370 00:23:08,329 --> 00:23:09,496 No. 371 00:23:12,703 --> 00:23:15,369 He'll be back in like an hour or so. 372 00:23:17,995 --> 00:23:21,413 Um, and you are? 373 00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:23,409 I'm his wife. 374 00:23:28,832 --> 00:23:30,460 Come in. 375 00:23:30,623 --> 00:23:32,373 We've been expecting you. 376 00:23:32,374 --> 00:23:34,372 ---oOo--- 377 00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:40,373 ♪ Misery mother Give me a sign ♪ 378 00:24:09,421 --> 00:24:11,289 ♪ Where'd she go? ♪ 379 00:24:11,463 --> 00:24:14,131 ♪ But she can't ♪ 380 00:24:14,297 --> 00:24:19,253 ♪ Escape the sands of time ♪ 25237

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