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AT LEAST ONCE IN A LIFETIME,

YOU PICTURE HOW YOU WANT TO BE

Because of this thought

WHILE SOME DREAM OF BECOMING YU JAE-SEOK…

OTHERS DREAM OF BECOMING A HIP-HOP KID

CHOOGUMI

A COINED TERM WHICH MEANS

THE IDEAL VIBE, IMAGE, OR STYLE THAT A PERSON WISHES TO PORTRAY

TODAY'S DRESS CODE "CHOOGUMI"

-When I heard today's dress code, -What's yours?

-I wondered what my choogumi was. -Jung Woo-sung?

-Denim. -That's too much.

I'll have to complain a bit today.

I mean it.

And you think that's a proper choogumi?

You think it actually makes sense?

HOW ON EARTH ARE THEY DRESSED UP?

Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka

HER CHOOGUMI IS WILLY WONKA?

Welcome to my chocolate factory.

Welcome.

TA-DA

I'm Kim Sook, the factory chief

from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, who always has her way in life.

HER CHOOGUMI IS TO LIVE THE WAY SHE WANTS

-Willy Wonka -Look.

Willy Wonka…

-Wait. Oompa Loompa? -I…

Isn't it supposed to be choogumi?

That's right.

That's not choogumi. She just dressed up as she wanted.

What are you saying? This is my Choogumi!

My outfit is way too normal. I just…

HIS CHOOGUMI IS JUST DENIM WHICH IS VERY ORDINARY

You did your thing.

-What? -You're dressed up like Jung Woo-sung.

"Did you eat anything?"

You are, right?

"Did you?"

Do "If you drink this up, you'll go out with me."

Apologize to me!

But really, I'm not lying. As soon as I arrived…

You'll see those who distorted the meaning of choogumi.

If this is how it is,

just don't give us a dress code.

-I precisely followed… -Don't--

How many customers are we having today?

-Two, four, six… -See?

-This is ridiculous. -We have a lot here today.

-Welcome. -What's his?

For 20 years,

I've been running a jjuggumi restaurant

by the shore in Busan.

-It's choogumi. -Jjuggumi as in webfoot octopus.

That's today's dress code, no?

-Choogumi. -Jjuggumi.

-Choogumi. -Jjuggumi.

I've sold spicy webfoot octopus for 20 years by the shore in Busan.

-I'll make it delicious for you. -Three servings.

From next time, I'm going to distort whatever dress code that's given to me.

I've brought a whole lot of webfoot octopuses today.

Do you mind if I go bring them?

Is that okay?

Are they fresh?

HERE COMES THE WEBFOOT OCTOPUS

I've brought so much.

What's wrong?

Today's dress code

is jjuggumi, no?

Gosh, I don't wanna do this.

Isn't it Jjuggumi Day?

Don't they know what choogumi is?

-Today is… -Swell

THE STAFF DEFINITELY TOLD THEM IT WAS "CHOOGUMI"

-Jjuggumi in the water -It's worth tens of servings.

-Spicy webfoot octopus. -I am

-How do you want me to cook it? -Jjuggumi

-Jju -Do you want me

-to add some cheese? -Jjuggumi

-Hold on. -Swell

Aren't you the Capsaicin God?

No, I'm different from him.

-Aren't you that guy? -I am…

Jjuggumi

Swell

SUSPICIONS OF HIM PLAGIARIZING HIMSELF

Let me explain a bit.

My manager said today's dress code was jjuggumi.

I was like, "Jjuggumi? That's so random."

He said, "No, it's choogumi."

Then, I realized my choogumi was a sense of innocence.

-But you don't look innocent. -So,

I decided to me ambitious.

Jjuggumi!

You guys make a nice duo today.

He said he was a jjuggumi place owner, so I told him to stir-fry me.

I'll do just that.

-How many portions? -Then,

the two of you didn't plan this in advance

-They didn't. -…or anything, did you?

-Never. -You found out when you came?

I'm sorry, but I love you Everything is a lie

-Sorry I didn't know, I realized it now -Is she Andy Warhol?

Walk right out, please.

-I'm sorry, but I love you -She's Andy Warhol?

RUDLY ENOUGH, HER CHOOGUMI IS G-DRAGON

You're like a character from The King of Fighters.

Seriously, he didn't put any effort into it at all.

We all get paid for this show, but look at what you're doing.

I can wear costumes and stuff too.

As if we don't want to look cool.

Are you saying G-DRAGON isn't cool?

No, that's not it.

I'm not.

I mean, weren't you going for something cool?

-I am. -Then, what?

I look so cool today.

I love it.

You made a perfect impersonation.

-Right. -It suits you so well.

If you were going for this style,

you should've worn what you bought in Stockholm.

You bastard.

I'm gonna kill you.

Aren't I right?

-Wait. -You're dead meat.

-It's similar. -Jjuggumi over there.

Nevertheless, you outdid yourself.

-Is your choogumi G-DRAGON? -Yes.

Can you tell us why?

I wasn't going to say this,

but I'm being serious. I'm not trying to be funny.

G-DRAGON and I…

-You guys are close? -What?

CHUCKLES

What is it?

CONFUSED JJUGGUMI

What can be there?

-I guess there isn't. Let's move on. -Wait.

I'm just being careful in case news reports are made.

-It can't be worse than then. -Well…

THERE CAN'T BE MORE ARTICLES THAN THEN

Watch your back.

-Hit him once. -Get on the floor.

OFF TO DISCIPLINE

I can take the beating.

We don't beat people directly.

Let's stop here. Get up now.

HE SUPPORTS NON-VIOLENCE

-We have to consider our situation. -Thank you, sir.

So, Jin-kyung, tell us the story.

Tell us at least one of the two stories.

Your story with G-DRAGON,

or your recent news.

Be honest with us.

-You and your words, seriously. -Oh, recently?

Why bring up something that's already over?

No, it's only the beginning.

THEY'RE ALL THE SAME

I was very reluctant to come here.

We can talk about this because it's only among us.

Jin-kyung has said she'd sign up to Duo, the matchmaking agency.

It's just among us.

-Sorry. -She actually texted on our group chat

that she'd sign up to Duo.

You read that, right?

She must've did that

because we were so worried regarding her issue.

There's one called Gayeon too.

This means

all of us can do it together.

-A blind date? -Yes.

The truth is,

I really wanted to join you guys back then.

SHE REALLY WANTED TO JOIN THE BLIND DATE

Don't tell me that was why you…

Let's move on.

IT WAS JUST FOR LAUGHS

This morning, G-DRAGON and I…

-A call? -Or a text?

I wrote him a letter.

-That's called a fan letter. -Is that so?

That's called unilateral communication.

We've got to talk about him first.

-What about me? -What about him?

What happened with him at the get-together?

-Get-together? -Sit down.

-Let's sit down and talk. -He…

-I meant to be funny. -Can I?

Let's talk. You…

It was to be funny. I sent the money.

I sent you double the amount, so why didn't you…

-That's… -I gave it back to you.

-Whatever. Let's make this clear. -We must.

-It's already clear. -Look.

Let me explain the situation clearly.

We had dinner all together after a long time that day

at Bubble and Cockles.

The staff said they'd pay half the bill.

We drew two people from a roulette.

-What the? -Yes, this roulette…

The staff, Woo-young, and I were

to pay for the bill that day.

There were many people,

and the bill was around two million won.

Woo-young had to leave early due to his morning schedule.

And then, it was time to pay.

The staff said they'd pay a million won.

But someone said, "That's not right

considering how much the staff is going through."

Then, Mr. Hong Jin-kyung…

-Oops, my bad. -Mister?

-She's suddenly a mister? -Sorry.

I'm sorry.

OPEN YOUR EYES

She gladly paid a million won.

Give her a hand!

JIN-KYUNG PAID A MILLION WON

I've got to pay on behalf of the staff.

-No, Jin-kyung. -Don't. Come on.

-No, we said we'd… -Okay?

FORGET IT

THANK YOU

-Hong Jin-kyung! -Hong Jin-kyung!

AND THE PAYMENT WAS SETTLED CORDIALLY…

The restaurant owner is a childhood friend of mine.

I told him that Woo-young and I would split the rest.

He said Woo-young could take his time.

"It'd be awkward for you to pay it all and ask him later on.

Since you guys are close friends,

I'll ask him to pay the bill later myself."

That was what happened.

But it was better to settle it soon, so the next day,

I called and sent him the money.

-Then… -That's good.

What I thought was messy was…

I checked my texts after filming another show.

There were so many unread texts.

It turned out Sae-ho…

SORRY, WOO-YOUNG, BUT I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE MONEY

SAE-HO WAS WAITING FOR THAT MONEY TO BE WIRED

I LEFT IT IN YOUR MAILBOX

BUT THIS IDIOT WASN'T EASY

"Woo-young, I just got a call from the owner."

"He says he's struggling."

Jin-kyung said, "He's about to go broke because of that 500,000 won."

She said he couldn't buy ingredients.

-They were making up stories. -We made things up.

Everything was to be okay

-if he sent 500,000 won. -Which he didn't.

-He didn't. -He didn't.

He stayed silent without answering us.

He even left the group chat.

-That's not true. -He did.

-We invited you back. -He sent the money

That's not true.

She thinks I left for real.

He texted, "Jang Woo-young has left the room."

Well…

Look. He wrote that up. It was a prank.

I thought you left.

-In-seok wrote that. -I thought…

he left the group chat over that 500,000 won for real.

That was why I wrote, "What a horrible guy."

-She thought you left for real. -No!

-No wonder why she all got worked up. -I thought he left.

"We need to discipline this guy."

I was like, "I'm still here. Why does she keep…"

Discipline me for what?

-So… -Was that why you said that?

-You thought he left? -Exactly!

-I wanted to knock some sense into him. -She suddenly

went crazy.

Dear viewers, consider it a skit.

It wasn't for real. It was staged.

-So, please understand. -No! It wasn't staged.

That part was staged.

I… Listen to this first.

It was funny.

I couldn't buy ingredients today.

This is his actual voice.

I called him and he asked, "What's up?"

I said, "Let's cut to the chase."

"Record 'I couldn't buy ingredients today' and send it to me." He asked why.

I said, "Just send it. I need it."

I couldn't buy ingredients today.

-Because of Woo-young. -So,

Woo-young wired the money.

I thought everything was settled.

But this lunatic wired 50,000 won.

HE WIRED 50,000 WON

I just said I'd send the money.

It was just too messed up.

-Woo-jae sent 500,000 won. -I did.

WOO-JAE SENT 500,000 WON

-He… -I was joking around when he suddenly…

Because you sent 50,000 won.

You left the group chat.

No, I didn't!

That was In-seok who texted,

"Jang Woo-young has left the group chat."

-You didn't leave? -I didn't actually leave.

Woo-jae was so annoying there.

He said he'd send the money and he did.

I was like, "Hold on. I was just joking around."

He went, "This is how we get our opening story."

THIS IS HOW WE GET OUR OPENING STORY

YOU'RE JUST DYING TO GET ME

Share our text exchanges with the viewers.

THEY'RE SCREWED EVEN IN THEIR DAILY LIVES

Once, I ate with Woo-young.

We ate together.

-He's making it up again. -He said

he needed to go for a recording.

I told him not to pay the bill just in case.

He said, "I feel sorry that you treat me all the time."

"Let me pay the bill today."

I said, "Just go."

"No, I'll pay for our food today."

Then, he left.

Later, I started walking out

when someone stopped me and went,

"You haven't paid the bill."

"What?"

WHAT?

"Woo-young didn't?"

"What… He just left."

-I wish I could stir-fry you. -Go ahead.

HE'S ALWAYS OPEN TO STIR-FRYING

This story was made up.

HE MADE UP THIS STORY

WOO-YOUNG SENT 500,000 WON TOO

I'm good at making stories, right?

That day, Woo-young sent me 500,000 won too.

So, we have 500,000 won

saved for our next get-together.

What Woo-jae sent?

-It's saved. -We have it saved.

Remember. I'm keeping it with me.

-Have you no conscience? -No.

HE KEPT THE LEAST BIT OF HIS CONSCIENCE

-You guys are all fired up today. -So it seems.

Did we even get one line in from today's script?

Not even a single sentence.

Read it another time.

We have enough for today.

I didn't realize the situation.

Today's given dress code is choogumi.

One misheard it as jjuggumi.

Another intentionally misheard it.

Today's special is about the words

that have been going viral along with choogumi.

-Jin-kyung, do you perhaps… -Go on.

…know what a Teto woman and an Egen woman are?

-Of course. -An Egen man?

A Teto woman means a woman

with a lot of testonia.

-And an Egen… -What did you say?

An Egen woman is a woman with a lot of egenstory.

"Egenstory."

A man with a lot of egenstory!

She's gotten worse.

SHE GOT NOTHING RIGHT

Have you heard of testonia or egenstory?

But you guys all understood.

-That's what matters. -Right.

-As long as you understand. -We got you.

-Of course. -We talk to communicate, you know.

Humans made those words too.

-Of course. -It doesn't matter.

Teto human is from the word, testosterone.

-It refers to those who act… -They act before talking.

…before talk, and values facts and energy rather than emotions.

Examples of Teto celebrities may be…

Choi Min-soo.

-Don Lee. -Choo Sung-hoon.

-Right, them. -Sung-hoon.

On the other hand, an Estrogen human is

from the word, estrogen.

It refers to those who are relatively sentimental and delicate.

They easily empathize with others. They're sweet and warm.

Examples of Egen celebrities who are often mentioned online

are Park Bo-gum, Jung Hae-in,

Joo Woo-jae, and others.

I'm in the wrong category.

I shouldn't be in this category.

I'm a Teto guy.

-Your choogumi is Teto? -Yes.

I'm rather a Teto guy.

A guy with a puke attitude.

A GUY WITH A PUKE ATTITUDE?

Tell me if this is an example of Teto.

I went to a sauna once.

Someone older than me came in.

He started brushing his teeth.

SHOUTS

-Egen. -He just has no manners.

-You know, right? -Hey.

RETCHES

THAT'S DISGUSTING

Sae-ho, that's Egen.

That's Egen?

They don't even think about cleaning their tongues.

With a huge toothbrush, they go…

Nows that's Teto.

THAT'S HOW TETO PEOPLE BRUSH THEIR TEETH

This is what Teto guys do.

LET'S BRUSH OUR TEETH QUIETLY IN A PUBLIC PLACE

We talk about these terms for fun,

-but it never means one is better. -Never.

-It's like MBTI. -It's a preference.

Right, it's a fun way to define each other's preferences.

Today, you're going to play team games.

You'll be divided into two teams, Team Teto and Team Egen.

It's a team game with three players on each team.

-We need one more person. -We're one man short.

-We must have a guest. -A guest?

A camera director?

A GUEST OR A CAMERA DIRECTOR?

We have our typical example of Egen over there.

-Right. -He armwrestled me.

Our audio director.

Sun-kyu.

Like the blind date special, usually when the number is odd…

-Are we having Hye-seon? -Is it Hye-seon?

Is Hye-seon coming?

Are we going to get beaten up again?

We have someone here.

-Really? That's good. -Yes.

Tell us if it's a man or a woman.

We've invited a woman to meet the gender ratio.

-Is it Hye-seon? -It must be her.

YES OR NO?

It's Hye-seon for sure.

-It's not her. -It's not her.

-No. -No?

Which one of us is a good match with her?

In my opinion, maybe Sook.

-Hold on. -Eun-i?

-Eun-i? -She might be pretty old.

-Maybe it's her. -Is it Eun-i?

-No, Eun-i… -Eun-i!

Please come out.

Who is it?

CURIOUS

WAIT, THAT'S…

CHO HYE-LYUN, A PERFECT FIT FOR THIS BATTLE OF TETO VS EGEN

-Hye-lyun! -Hello.

HER SIGNATURE MOVE

WOO-YOUNG, THAT'S PARK KYUNG-RIM'S SONG

Stop. Let's act normal.

-"I'll make you pay." -No.

-Octopus. -Hye-lyun.

Stop it, Octopus.

-How have you been? -I…

-I… Hold on. -Hye-lyun.

-Congrats on coming back. -I thought…

I'm here.

As soon as she saw me,

she said, "Congrats on coming back."

Now that the world is better than before,

-she make it back without a hitch. -Of course.

It was quite tough for me, you know.

But she benefited from the better world.

Like this…

What matters is you're happy now.

-I'm happy now. -Right.

-Congrats. -That's good.

-Well done. -Hye-lyun is here with us!

IN ANY CASE, WELCOME!

Cho Hye-lyun!

-Cho Hye-lyun! -Cho Hye-lyun!

I'm actually here as an Egen woman.

She's an Egen woman.

Her outfit has more of an Egen vibe.

You know Saja Boys, right?

-You know them? -I do.

-They're popular. -From K-pop Demon Hunters.

Yes, in that movie,

they sing Rolling Pop… Something Pop.

-It's Soda Pop. -Oh, right.

-"Rolling Pop." -I didn't have much time to study.

You read Wikipedia on your way here, didn't you?

THIS IS IT, RIGHT?

HER CHOOGUMI IS K-POP IDOL

I'm sorry, but your jeans alone

are like what a wrestler from the WWF wears.

No, they're idol jeans.

-A warrior's. -It's for idols.

-No. -A little…

It's because you see it that way.

A little like…

If you don't mind, please introduce yourself.

-There's no need. -No?

That's old-fashioned.

-I see. -Introduce myself? It's all done.

TETO'S ENERGY INTIMIDATES JJUGGUMI

-Just add subtitles. -Right.

"Egen Lady Cho Hye-lyun." Like that.

JUST AS YOU ASKED

I'm sorry, but could you show us a wrestling move?

A wrestling move?

Why I oughtta just catch you up…

And it's over.

I'm actually here as an Egen woman.

JUST 1 MINUTE AGO

You're an Egen woman?

-I am. -You are?

-An Egen woman… -That's not it.

You're making me look like…

-Right. -I…

I woke up at 5:20 a.m. and got my makeup done in Cheongdam.

But your hair tells me that you go to a barber shop.

No. No, no. This is…

NO X 3

-They cut it too short this time. -Don't they apply shaving cream

-and shave your neck first? -No, they didn't.

-No? -Why must I explain myself?

I don't understand.

One of the things we have in common

is that we have to explain many things as soon as we appear.

I needed to explain many things in life.

Anyway, Hye-lyun is here with us on Screwballs.

Please say hello.

Gosh, Screws.

-"Screws"? -What?

THAT'S NICE AND FOLKSY

It's not Screws.

-It's Screwballs. -"Screws."

You sound just like my dad!

In Search of the Lost Key. Right?

-No? -What…

SCREWS: IN SEARCH OF THE LOST KEY

WE'LL WORK HARDER

-What? -What?

-Lost… Oh, Lost Steering Wheels. -Right.

It's been five minutes

since she joined us.

We questioned her 17 times.

And she explained herself 20 times.

No.

She was questioned 17 times.

NO, 30 TIMES

No, that's not it. No.

-Well… Right. -Well done.

-You keep… -She's…

-Well done. -You keep…

-Why do you keep… -That marks the end.

What a nice end.

Anyway, let's go.

ANYWAY, LET'S GET TO WORK

What should we do?

-You released songs too. -My recent song is Broken Time Machine.

I have a live show at 2 p.m. that I have to go to after this.

-The song's good. -It's really good.

Wearing makeup and high heels

-Who asked her to sing? -Looking pretty walking

-Is she perhaps here to promote her album? -No.

-It's no use anyway. -She doesn't join shows to promote stuff.

-She joins shows out of loyalty. -Of course.

-Of course. -That alone.

When her colleagues or juniors get married,

-she offers to perform. -She performs at their weddings.

I was meaning to say this.

On Sae-ho's wedding day,

I had something pre-scheduled.

-I wanted to perform for him. -Right.

Didn't Gummy do it?

Well…

-Didn't GUMMY… -She couldn't make it.

-TAEYANG did it because she couldn't. -Right, he did.

I did ask him, though.

I felt so bad that I called him

and asked if he could change his wedding date

-so I could sing. -You really wanted to do it.

She asked me when, and I said it was the 20th.

She asked if I could change it to the 19th.

That was because I wanted to do it for him.

And he was very polite.

He could've said, "That's ridiculous."

But he didn't.

When I asked him to change the date, he said, "Oh, the date?"

"You mean, change the date?"

He repeated it six times.

-Hye-lyun. -He should've just been direct.

You don't have to feel bad

because you have four chances left

to sing at our weddings.

-Why? -You have us four.

Oh, you'll get married again?

-She's open. -Support her.

-Right. Okay. -She's open to it.

-As many as four. -Okay.

If you find her agreeable, can't you marry her?

-Me? -Once will do.

-They are the couple in this show. -I see.

You know, earlier this morning…

I was quite bothered when the news articles were out.

WHAT IS HE SAYING?

Seriously. I wondered if it was because of me.

HIS EGO IS OVERINFLATED

-Just in case, you know. -Right.

How do you feel about Jin-kyung?

How do you feel about Jin-kyung?

A SHOCKING QUESTION

She needs to do it soon

because her estrogen levels will take a nose dive.

-Goodness. -She's at that stage…

What are we even talking about?

Let's welcome Hye-lyun!

QUICKLY WRAPPING UP

THEIR TIE FROM THE PAST LIFE WOULDN'T BE CUT OFF EASILY

We broke up.

Since we're your juniors,

we'd like you to tell us.

-What? -How far can you tolerate us?

Tell us what you'd find offending.

First off, my husband finds it uncomfortable

with anyone physically touching me.

That'd be uncomfortable for us too, so don't worry.

-You guys? -Yes.

Why would you be?

Why? You're actors.

Well, in any case.

-Would you be uncomfortable? -Excuse me?

-It'd be uncomfortable to touch me? -Excuse me?

Thank you so much for joining us today.

An old picture of you and Sook

-went viral on social media once. -Right.

At Seoul Grand Park.

I was 20, and were you 23?

-Yes. -Right.

She's two years my senior.

-Yes. -I'm from the 12th recruitment.

-And she's from the 10th. -The 10th.

I don't think she enjoyed group activities back then.

Right.

Once, we went somewhere with all the fellow comedians,

and she said, "Hey, let's go out front for a bit."

I said, "Let's go smoke."

We smoked back then.

She was my only smoking buddy.

I'm holding a cigarette box in the picture.

THE LONG-TIME FRIENDS HAVE MET IN A LONG WHILE…

-Show us your dance. -The two of us?

-Yes, you two. -However we want?

Yes. Music, please.

THE SENIOR AND JUNIOR HAVE GROUPED UP

BOUNCES

IN PERFECT HARMONY

Amazing.

Here they go!

MOVING THEIR JOINTS IN UNISON

What a scene!

BEFORE GOD SOOK, THERE WAS HYE-LYUN

-They're using a lot of space. -It's like a battle.

THEIR JUNIOR WIGGLES HARD, WANTING TO JOIN THEIR DANCE PARTY

APPROACHES

THE COMEDIANS GATHER AT THE CENTER AS IF THEY'RE BEWITCHED

Let's do a lap. We'll follow you.

Follow me.

Follow me, guys.

CONGRATS, SAE-HO AND JIN-KYUNG

CHO HYE-LYUN, THIS WOMAN ALONE

MAKES GROUP MADNESS POSSIBLE

NO ONE HAS ASKED FOR THIS

-This is addictive. -Gosh.

Hey. Let's stop.

-Tidy the carpet. -Okay.

SHE SAID NO MORE

Are you kidding me?

-That was fun. -Let's take a break.

PUT THE AC ON FULL BLAST

-Let's get you guys into teams now. -Okay.

Go ahead and talk about what you think you are in turns.

-We'll touch on it. -Well…

I think…

-Egen. Anyone can see that. -Actually…

I was an idol with a wild image.

You're right.

-I'm… -So, you're Teto.

And I'm…

On the outside, I'm a little…

Well…

Spit it out.

CAN'T TOLERATE HIS SPEED

-I'm sorry. -She hates that.

-So slow. -Don't hesitate.

That was enough for three sentences.

-Now… -The whole world watches this on Netflix.

That's enough for her to make us laugh three times.

Make it quick, or be out.

Are you Teto or Egen? Choose one.

-One, two, three. -I choose Egen.

-You think you're Egen? -Yes.

-Egen. -What about you, Jin-kyung?

-Egen. -She's a divorcee.

RIGHT, OF COURSE

-Right, you're… -Then…

But she runs a business and stuff.

-Right. -She's completely Teto.

She's global.

-"I can expand my business to the States." -Right.

-Given that, she's Teto. -You're right.

-You're not Egen. -Right.

-Your caliber is on another scale. -Of course.

Okay, I'll go with Teto.

-Okay. -You're Teto. Sook?

-I'm… -You seem like a Teto person,

but on the inside, I think you're Egen to the bone.

There was a time when I was Egen.

I really like to use the sewing machine.

Oh, right.

-You studied design. -I like embroidering.

I used to enjoy doing things while seated like drawing.

But now, I enjoy camping and fishing. And stuff like that.

Isn't your current favorite brand Bosch?

-I love it. I really do. -They sell drills.

You actually do woodworking in carpenter pants.

As I learned woodworking and stuff, I became a Teto woman.

Woo-jae?

I'm Teto.

What?

WHY DOES HE INSIST ON IT?

-What? -Explain.

A man with a puke attitude.

HE GOT THE CONCEPT WRONG

What about you, Sae-ho?

I wonder what I am.

What do you think?

Honestly speaking, I kind of like to lead people and all.

-But on the inside, I'm… -Right, you're delicate.

-But his energy flat-out says he's Teto. -That's interesting.

Say I call him ten times.

Nine out of ten times,

-he'd say he's out with people. -Right.

He's always with people.

That energy must be Teto.

But with Hye-lyun here, we're all Egen.

ALL EGEN COMPARED TO HER

-Compared to her, we're all Egen. -Right.

Then, Hye-lyun.

Who would you choose if you were to recruit

-two people as the leader of Team Teto? -Me?

-Yes. -Sae-ho for sure.

GOOD CHOICE

And Sook.

-Okay. I guess that's rather right. -Sure.

We're Team Comedian.

-Team Comedian. -They've got all the looks…

If we take a picture together, everyone might believe we're family.

-Perfect. -Of course.

FAMILY MOTTO: A LITTLE GOES A LONG WAY

Do you admit to being Egen, Woo-jae?

Teto people don't care which team they're in.

"Why even discuss whether you're Teto or Egen?"

-"I just say I'm Teto." -Accepting it means you're Teto.

-I accept it. -Okay.

HOLD ON, THAT MEANS…

-Okay. -The three of us…

Are we perhaps going to play games in two teams of three?

-Yes. -Yes.

HMM

NEGATIVE DREAM TEAM

Do we have to use our bodies?

For some games.

Some games require wit.

Sounds good.

Woo-jae, we can do it.

-We can do it. -Yeah.

All right, then. The final members of Team Teto

are Hye-lyun, Sook, and Sae-ho.

The members of Team Egen are Jin-kyung, Woo-jae, and Woo-young.

You'll compete in these two teams of three today.

-Let's go. -Let's go.

ACTING COOL AS IF HE'S TETO

Goodness, Woo-jae…

What are you doing, Woo-jae?

I don't know. I'm sure it's not easy for him.

His butt will get sore.

-What about him? -Look at what he's doing.

He wants to prove he's Teto.

-He's a bit like a junior comedian. -Yes, you're right.

He practically is.

A good-looking comedian.

If he'd auditioned, he would've passed it.

Have a seat and take it easy.

Let me tell you about today's games.

If the games are too much about one side,

it may be disadvantageous for the other side.

So, we've prepared games.

Some that are advantageous for Egens, and some that are advantageous for Tetos.

A humiliating penalty

-awaits the losing team. -Humiliating?

-Humiliating. -The first game

requires the symbol of testosterone, a strong physical abilities.

-It's a Pillow Fight. -Okay.

-When you were young, have you ever… -On field trips.

-We would. -Sure.

It was menacing back then.

Teenagers can take it too far, you know.

Some went overboard and put stuff in the pillows.

-Like bricks? -No, bricks are going too far.

-That'd be a crime. -Right.

They'd put something a bit heavy inside.

THEY DIDN'T BREAK THE LAW

We've prepared pillows

with nothing but cotton inside.

One is big, and the other two are small.

Here's the rule.

You'll kneel on the folded blankets and have a one-on-one fight.

The first person to fall will be the loser.

In short, it's about how strong your core is.

You have to win three out of five matches.

Since this is a Teto game,

a player from Team Teto will choose

who will play from the other team.

What's important here is,

it's feels bad being struck in the head with a pillow.

Right.

You can come to an agreement on that.

You can agree not to aim at the face, to aim only at shoulders,

-or to aim only at the face. -That's very Egen of you.

Well, you know…

I just won't use a pillow.

How do you win then?

By enduring it.

-I'll tire them out. -Really?

Now that's a real fight.

-I'll make the other get exhausted. -Mark your words.

You better keep your word.

How about this, then? I'll be against Jin-kyung

-and take her attacks… -Okay.

…without hitting her until she gets exhausted.

-With your hands behind your back. -That or…

-how about this? -How exciting.

-I'll take her attacks like this. -Good.

Just hit him hard.

-Beat her. -I'll mark an easy start, then.

This is a game, so please understand me saying, "You, come out."

-You, come out. -Okay.

Okay. Do we do as discussed?

-Yes. -You sound like a go-getter!

You, come out!

Okay…

Jin-kyung, give me that. Take this and…

LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO HOLD IT

GATHERING ALL THE COTTON FOR STRONGER HITS

Gosh, Woo-jae knows how to play this game.

Just in case, let me…

Why are you doing that? You said you wouldn't hit me.

I'm just going to hold it.

-You said you'd do this. -You said you wouldn't hit me.

-That you'd put your hands like this. -Yeah.

I'll do this.

-No! -Listen. It's because…

-Don't be a coward. -Hear me out.

This is just in case

I fall to the back and hit my head. It's for protection.

-Come on, Hye-lyun. He said this earlier. -I won't.

He said he'd do this,

but he didn't say he wouldn't use a pillow.

Teto.

-I'll just do this. -Okay, protect your head.

-Just this. -It's for balance.

This is so not Teto.

Goodness.

Jin-kyung is strong.

-If she sways first… -It might actually work.

-She may sway. -There's a good chance.

She can't even keep her balance.

She can't even stay seated.

This is over.

The blankets are leaning forward on this side.

HER DELICATE EGEN TEAMMATES ADJUST THE BLANKETS FOR HER

There, Jin-kyung.

-Come up here. -I'm tired.

You didn't do anything to be tired.

-Come on! -I won't hit you.

Strain yourself.

-Strain your lower abdomen. -There you go.

-Can I let go? -Yes.

ABSOLUTELY CALM AS HIS OPPONENT IS ALREADY STRUGGLING

Okay. Good.

-Ready, go. -Sae-ho, just…

Just withstand it.

Just withstand it.

Just stay still.

-Stay still. -No. You can do it, Jin-kyung.

In the Zero Two pose.

SHE'S ATTACKING ALL SHE WANTS

Just stay still, Sae-ho.

TEAM EGEN HAS HOPES OF WINNING AT THIS RATE

Jin-kyung will fall on her own.

There you go. It's over.

-Next. -Okay.

You can come down now.

TEAM TETO CHO SAE-HO WINS

See? True victory is beating the other without even harming them.

That's what real swag is.

-Sook, are you up? -Yes.

SOOK IS UP FOR ROUND 2

Hold on. Hey, you. Come out.

JANG WOO-YOUNG, COME OUT

Woo-young must've done this many times in the past.

I can do a lot of acrobatic stunts and stuff.

I can even dance on top of this.

Your feet touched the floor.

-Did they? -That's not acceptable.

Feign ignorance.

-Ready. -Get ready.

-Set. -Sorry, Sook.

You can go first.

Wait.

That's too weak.

That's not Teto.

Feel free to attack first.

-It might be upsetting. -Keep going.

Right. Good.

It's okay.

This is a game, so…

This is a game.

SOOK TOOK A STRONG BLOW

WHILE TEASING HIM AT EASE

Sook, this is a game.

We're here shooting.

I BETTER NOT PLAY EASY

Sook, you're…

This is just a game!

It's all right. Bring it on.

Nice. Okay. It's all right, Sook.

Sook.

AFTER ALL THAT BEATING, HE BEGINS TO ATTACK

BUT THEN, HE LOSES BALANCE IN HIS CORE

TEAM EGEN WOO-YOUNG LOSES

-Gosh. -What was that?

She looks so scary.

He sucks.

-What was that? -Sook is amazing.

-Let me fight with Woo-young. -Okay.

-Since this is a game, I'll… -Of course.

-Okay. -Let's make it this high.

-Okay. Right. -Then, it'll be like old times.

Ready.

-Set. -Attack first.

-Go. -Really?

-I feel bad. -It's all right.

-Are you sure? -Yes.

FLINCH

-I'm scared. -It's okay.

Your eyes are so scary.

It's okay.

It's the makeup.

THEN, LET ME…

You can hit my face. Give it a try.

-Do it. -You'll quickly get used to it.

-Are you going to kill me? -No.

Attack my face.

Hold on. The pillow bounced back.

THIS TETO LADY TOOK ALL THE DAMAGE WITH HER FACE

Hold on. The pillow bounced back.

LET THE REAL GAME BEGIN

Now, go. Go.

Try me.

STUNNED

Damn it.

Geez, Cho Hye-lyun.

-You bastard. -Cho Hye-lyun the Gollum.

HE THROWS A STRONG ATTACK

BUT HYE-LYUN WITHSTANDS

AND THE EGEN MAN WHO ATTACKED…

Woo-young, are you okay?

-Don't cry. -Are you okay?

Let's have a match between two men.

-Let's do that. -Right.

-Bring it on. -A man versus a man.

-Because we're women… -Right.

Teto guy, you're up.

-I'd like to attack hard too. -Teto guy.

-Sae-ho. -Okay, let's go.

Woo-jae, show us what you can do.

Woo-jae, prove that you're Teto.

WORKING ON THEIR WEAPONS

-If you win, we'll admit to it. -Dang.

You can't even hold it…

If you win, we'll admit.

He turned it hard, and it slipped.

Darn, it's futile.

-There you go. -He's drained.

There are small ones here too.

He can't even turn a pillow.

What are you doing? Don't.

He's wasting all his energy.

-Don't do it. -It's perfect.

-I got a good grip. -Sae-ho is holding it well.

Hey, look forward to it.

-You might get thrown. -Let's not be upset.

MATCH BEGINS

What? You'll attack first?

THAT'S QUICK-WITTED OF YOU

WHEN YOU AREN'T STRONGER THAN THE OTHER, ATTACKING FIRST IS THE BEST MOVE

LOOK AT THIS GUY, I'LL SOON GIVE HIM A HEAVY ATTACK

-I lose. -What…

-I lost. -What the…

HE HIT SAE-HO ALL HE WANTED

AND THREW IN THE TOWEL NICE AND CLEAN

Gosh, I lost.

HIGH-FIVE TO CELEBRATE THE DEFEAT

I can't see.

I can't see.

Gosh, I ended up losing.

-I could've won. -Hey, you won.

You won.

HE'S VERY UPSET

-You won. -Good strategy.

-Goodness. -Gosh, Woo-jae.

I'm so jealous! I want to win too.

ROARS

HE JUST CAN'T STAND THIS

HE WANTED TO MAKE SOME REAL ATTACKS

BUT THE GAME ENDED WITHOUT GETTING TO ATTACK AT ALL

THE LOSER IS BEING WAY TOO ANNOYING

GOING WILD

ANGRY JJUGGUMI

TRYING TO CALM HIS ANGER

I wish I could win too.

Sae-ho, do it with Woo-young.

Woo-young, do it.

-Why again? -Just once.

-Do a men's fight. -Woo-young, just once.

Teto men need to release it or their frustration piles up.

-I need to take it out. -Right.

I need to take my anger out.

Why take it out on me?

I wish I could win at least once.

Woo-jae, that was a nice move.

Nothing good about losing.

Don't you work out, Woo-jae?

-Not at all. -He doesn't.

I see.

You're very clever.

-He is. -Right.

DETERMINED NOT TO LOSE THIS TIME

Nice. It's nice and tight.

Let's be dead serious…

-Okay. -…about this.

-As a fight between men. -Okay.

Yeah, show us.

It doesn't matter how we attack, right?

-Right. -But don't push the other.

-Or he'll be pushed out. Just hitting. -Got it.

I'm from Busan,

so I love milmyeon.

Milmyeon in Busan?

-That's how he is. -His jokes are like Lim Ha-ryong's.

BUSAN MILMYEON VS SEOUL JJUGGUMI

-Don't be offended. -I won't.

We're just…

I said I wouldn't be offended.

HE'S LEARNED THE FIRST-ATTACK SKILL FROM HIS PREVIOUS EGEN OPPONENT

Focus on attacking.

I won't be offended.

You hit me?

-Yes, I did. -Bring it on.

Bring it on.

WAIT, THAT'S QUITE STRONG

HE'S FULL OF SPITE ON HIS THIRD MATCH

-Bring it on. -Keep your balance.

-Bring it on. -He took yours away.

He took it away.

Gosh, you're holding his knees.

DUAL PILLOWS

Bring it on!

FOLLOWING THE WEASEL, HE'S TAKING THE BLOW FROM THE IDIOT

Bring it on, Sae-ho.

I will… Sae-ho!

HE TAKES ALL THE BEATING

AND WINS AGAIN

-What the heck is this? -Sae-ho took a beating and won again.

He won again. I'm so jealous.

Sae-ho won three times.

Three times in a row.

SHOUTS

He's pissed.

Sae-ho won three times.

THE HERO BEGINS ROARING AGAIN

ROARS

I'm so jealous you won three times in a row.

I want to do it too.

HIS TEMPER… NO, HIS TETO SIDE SPIKES UP ONLY AFTER THE GAME

-Three times in a row. -But strangely,

it feels like he lost.

He can't release his frustration this way.

-Don't. You might rip it. -No.

THE HERO KEEPS BEING SELF-DESTRUCTIVE

No.

-Stop it. -An octopus has eight legs.

-An octopus needs eight legs. -Don't rip it.

All right. The first game.

You hit him like three times more.

Team Teto is the winner.

-Congratulations. -Gosh.

I need to play the daegeum at least to feel…

HE JUST WANTS TO GO HOME EARLY AND GET HIS OCEAN FRIENDS' COMFORT

I need peace of mind.

Dip it in chojang if you're having a bite.

ONE HOUR LATER

-Nice. -Why are they so good?

GODLY MOVEMENT

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Subtitle translation by: Eunjin Erica Kim