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After we received your sample, our lab conducted an in -depth analysis of the

drug that you're calling Purple Rain. So we're likely looking for someone with

specialized chemistry knowledge.

I imagine at the very least they have a master's degree, but...

Probably a PhD.

I first heard about Purple Rain at a house party in Guelph. Michelle Owens.

got a PhD in chemistry. Has access to the lab. Guelph Tech.

Okay, here's what I'm thinking.

We take a road trip out to Guelph, bump the guy, see what we find. Yeah, I'm

looking for Michelle Owens, the lab manager for the chemistry department.

Last time he signed into the lab was two nights ago at midnight.

I'm not making drugs. I'm not selling drugs.

Have you talked to Tuesday?

Who's Tuesday?

The janitor I just had fired after I caught them after hours working late,

cooking shit up in my lab and lying about it. Did Chris put you up to all

I didn't make Purple Rain with the intention of dealing.

I was just trying to help people.

Are you trying to help the people who overdosed and died?

Hellfish. That's what my mother told me every night of my life. Well, the nights

when she was there, which was barely ever.

Jen can be a bit possessive. She doesn't want to meet me.

I don't want to meet you. I'm sorry.

Sam, you home?

Bro.

If you're on the GPS, I need to turn around at 2 .5. I cannot be late for

today. Me neither.

Rumor is Goldstein is retiring this month. Means they'll be looking for a

partner. If they have the time, I'm not going to let it get away.

Nice. Dad.

I was at the committee training place a week, check.

Got every conference check.

Taken every file they have offered, check.

Been mentoring this hot young junior, check.

Okay, 2 .5, let's turn around.

Okay, so who's this hot young junior?

Jay Burden, new hire.

Clerk of the Supreme Court.

Whatevs. Smart or entitled?

She's pretty smart, actually.

Oh, right. Cool.

Jay's a she. That's nice. Yeah, she is.

Jaina. She goes by Jay. Well, some people call her Jay. I do sometimes.

Well, how excellent of you to spend your time mentoring a young, female, hot

junior lawyer.

Please don't be weird. Don't you be weird.

She's a very talented lawyer.

She's a colleague rising through the ranks. I'm taking her under my wing. Oh,

the old proverbial wing snuggle. Sir.

What?

Are you serious here?

I thought we were past all this, but if we're not, I will cease and desist all

mentoring. Listen, stop. You do you. Make partner, and then we're going to

celebrate in Greece, okay? So, listen, I don't have time for petty jealousies.

I'm going to be late for work.

Move it, slowpoke.

Ow.

Come on, slowpoke. I'm okay.

I'm coming. I'm coming. I should have been there an hour ago. What is taking

so long?

What's the rush? I'm eager to get there. Okay.

Oh.

You're still home.

Adriana. Hey. What are you doing here?

Oh, my internet's down.

I've got a few big Zoom meetings, so I was hoping I could hunker down while you

guys are at work.

Mm -hmm. And I am okay with that.

Here's a key.

Thank you. Nice to see you. I am too, but I feel bad. I'm going to work and

you're just getting here?

We can hang out later.

Okay.

Bring my niece next time.

Bye, you two.

So do you really think we got all the purple rain off the street? I don't know

about that. And the Tuesdays seem to be the only one making it. And if they're

off the street, my feeling, purple rain will dry up pretty soon.

Wow, right? Oh, my gosh.

That just serves a really big pat on the back. Turn around. There we go. Bang,

bang, bang.

Yeah? Yeah. Or a bit of a takedown party, maybe.

I don't need a bride, but I can bench press my own way. I could probably bench

press you. I've also recently become a vegan. Oh, wow. And that is really

impressive. Oh!

are i have been looking i gotta talk to these gals oh sorry so i'll nice talking

to you okay i got a ride into work with him this morning and he has not

stopped talking he's super sweet but i'm pretty sure he was working up the nerve

to ask me out and i was not looking forward to that super awkward rejection

anyway dodged a bullet with that one not that there's anything wrong with what i

just don't like missing biz with pledge that's of course with you guys

Looking forward to that partay tonight.

Anyways, I'll see you guys later. No, what was that? What did you just say? I

don't know.

Okay, yep. What did you just say? What's she talking about? What partay is she

talking about? Let me think about it. Oh, right. I have no clue. You know

It's probably just a figure of speech. No, that's exactly what it is. Ooh, got

it. I know what it is. It is a takedown party. That is what it is.

Why are you telling a robot? Why are you talking like that? I was made to act

weird. Why was Adriana at my loft this morning? No idea.

Unexpected. Who knows? Hold up. Are y 'all trying to throw me an engagement

party? I feel like this is what's happening. If there's a secret... I know

nothing about it. Emergency announcement meeting in the boardroom now.

I told you I went on a gazing party.

Doesn't put me in much of a mood for a party, I'll tell you that.

Don't worry about the party. What party? I have no idea.

What? Close the door. Yes, ma 'am.

Ma 'am.

Okay, I just got off the phone with the Crown.

Tuesday's defense team has found out the identity of our primary confidential

informant, Jake Barty.

And they have informed the Crown that they will be calling Jake to testify,

their position being he may have fed us false information and may in fact be the

mastermind behind this whole Purple Rain business.

That's obviously not true. That's their position.

But if we expose him as a police informant, he's going to have a target

back. We don't know who Christian's connections are. It could be anyone. I

aware, which is why we need to convince Jake Marty to testify for the Crown. He

won't come out publicly as a snitch. Then I won't be able to go upstairs and

convince them to sign off on the costly expense of putting him in witness

protection. He'll be on his own. How'd they find out he's RCI? I don't know,

Tuesday's lawyer is with Goldstein, Jacob Field, and Wells.

That's Steve's firm.

Oh.

Nathan, Naz, I need you to find Jake Marty, convince him to testify, and if

agrees, we'll get him into a safe house right away.

Come on, guys. You know better than to show up here.

Things have taken a turn.

Oh, of course they have. What's up?

Somehow, the defense has found out you've been informing for the police.

They're planning on calling you to the stand and making you testify.

Wait, what?

Is this a joke? Is this like some sort of sick prank to get me back for calling

you knee job? Because it isn't funny. We're afraid it's not a joke.

Man, I knew this would happen. Oh, my God, I am such an idiot for trusting

Listen, Jake, you can be mad at me. That's fine. I'll take that. But this is

serious, all right?

We want you to testify for our side instead.

I'm not testifying for anyone.

If it comes out that I'm a rat, I am dead.

I know this is not what you want, but this is the reality of the situation

in now.

The smartest thing to do is for you to testify for the Crown. That way we can

protect you, set you up somewhere safe.

You're talking about witness protection, right?

What kind of life is that, man?

What kind of a life is it if you don't?

I know Chris is in prison right now, but he's got money. And if he's really

trying to be a player out here, he's gonna make an example out of you.

Yeah. Yeah, obviously. And he's, like, this angry, spiteful bastard, and he's

making even bigger connections, and... With who?

No, no, I'm done talking, man.

Listen, Jake, come on, man.

You don't want this life anymore anyway, right?

Think of this as an opportunity, a fresh start.

What about my girlfriend?

What about Yolanda?

You're still talking to her? Really?

We can have her come with you. Look, we'll figure that out later. Right now,

need to keep you safe. Maybe I'll just... I just need to think this

okay? So just give me like a couple hours and... Yeah, I'll get back to you,

okay? We'll figure it out.

Yeah. Yeah, we'll figure it out.

Jake. You gotta trust me, okay? I'll call you later.

He's gonna agree, right?

I don't think he has a choice.

Hello, you wanted to talk to me and I'm just gonna sit. I was standing but now

I'm gonna sit. Here I am. I just thought...

You

like

gossiping, Wazowski?

Uh...

I mean, did you know that gossiping serves as a really important function in

society? It's like connecting. No, I don't. It's harmful.

So you don't like bringing home juicy little tidbits to share with the hubby?

You know, impress him with your badassery, chatting about purple rain?

No, when I go home, I like to play a game called Wordle, and I don't really

to talk. So no speaking in code?

No referring to pluie mauve?

Anything like that? No quite little messages that might make your husband

to search amongst...

Your thing?

No, I did not talk to Steve about this case.

Do you know this Jada Burden woman?

Is she the lawyer on this case?

Yes, she is. All right, then. She's a junior lawyer.

I heard that she's kind of annoying. Oh, that's interesting. I thought you

didn't talk about work. I don't talk.

About my work to Steve. He talks about his work all the time. Listen, I

understand that this is very coincidental, but normally when a CI's

compromised, it comes back on the CI themselves for acting strangely, for

labbing too much.

That's possible. If I find out anything about this case, I'm going to come to

you directly. Otherwise, I am going back to my team. Thank you very much.

I suppose I'll see you tonight at this little shindig.

A lot of gossiping there, I'm sure.

Not for me.

Good.

Dave, you better pick up right now.

Sorry to pull you away from your precious Dana Bird and sorry to burn you

all these phone calls. I am so mad at you right now. I am so hurt by you

right... Hey, did you tell Steve about Jake?

No.

Not intentionally, but he knows all my passwords.

And he's Mr. Ambitious and Mr. Determined at work right now, so... The

name's Dana Burden.

He told me this morning that he's taken her under his wings.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

All right, you trust him?

I do.

But I did before, and he cheated on me, so... Maybe I shouldn't.

Okay, so you all need to see this. It just came in.

So yeah, I lied about everything.

I thought it'd be funny screwing with the cops, but it's not true.

Because I'm the one who made the drug.

I'm the one who figured out how to sell it online, in person, all of it.

Krish, that Tuesday person, they had nothing to do with it.

This was all me.

It's all on me.

He's lying.

We have full evidence against Krish and Tuesday. Everything he's saying is

nonsense. It doesn't matter. He sent this video to everyone, to the Crown, to

the defense, to the media.

Now, nothing he has ever told us is going to be credible. The Crown's

withdrawing the charges, Krish and Tuesday, are going to be released later

today. What? Are you kidding me? We're letting guilty people out onto the

street. Dealers selling drugs that are killing people. We have the evidence.

We know that Tuesday's in making the drugs.

They admitted it. Well, they're singing a different story now.

Their lawyers pleading coercion, intimidation, fear.

We found Purple Rain in Tuesday's barn. And the defense are going to say that

the barn was abandoned, that Jake is now claiming that he is the ringleader, and

he was probably storing his product there. Come on. Jake is not running this

operation. Somebody made him do this.

Clearly somebody very dangerous.

Why would he suddenly just change his mind like this? I don't know.

But whatever the reason, Jake has just poked a million holes in the Crown's

case. They know they can't win. The case is dead.

Okay, well, we got to find him. You need to stay away from him. Do you hear me?

We have a bolo out on him. We will bring him in. But listen to me, Naz.

You are not to go anywhere near him.

You are too personally involved in this already.

Yeah.

Okay, let's just let this rest for today. Come back fresh tomorrow, and

figure out our next move then. Okay?

Except you, Green.

You're the lead detective on this. You need to go over your notes, make sure

they're in order. There's going to be a lot of eyeballs on this case, trying to

figure out where we screwed up.

So, yeah, I lied about everything.

I thought it'd be funny screwing with the cops.

But it's not true.

Because I'm the one who made the drop.

Do you know where he is right now?

Any ideas where he could be?

You know, I always knew that Steve was an asshole.

Self -absorbed, entitled, able to charm his way out of anything.

We don't know that it's Steve.

Okay? So let's find Jake and find out... Hey, don't go near him.

Okay?

Just stay away from him.

Come on, Naz. This isn't Sam's fault.

Naz! Okay, okay. He didn't mean that.

Look, let's just focus on who Miami intimidated Jake, okay? Yep.

Okay?

Um,

it's not Christian, it's not Tuesday, because they're still in custody.

Yeah, they still are. Yeah.

And it's going to take a few more hours for that paperwork to go through.

Monday, Tuesday, have a seat.

Thanks for coming down. Wasn't posed as a choice.

We just wanted to talk to you before you get released.

Is that all right?

Well, that's still a few hours away, so until then, I don't have a say.

Um, yes, you're feeling pretty lucky, huh?

No, not really. I was kind of hoping to hide away in prison, to be honest. Ah,

poor you. A drug dealer who should be put away for years, and their case gets

randomly tossed. You know there's no such thing as a free lunch.

So it's not free in here, but it's not going to be free out there. All right,

talk to us, then.

Maybe we can help, if you tell us.

Who you're working for. No, save your breath. I will never cooperate with

Ever. Who are you afraid of?

Is it someone in the Replicants?

The Replicants?

I wish, yeah.

I liked the Replicants. They were my kind of people. They were like these

wannabe gangsters who liked playing the tough guy.

No, I never wanted to get in with the real criminals. You know that.

And yet here I am, and I'm about to get thrown out of jail into a swamp full of

crocodiles. Hey, if you don't want your freedom, I'm sure we could arrange

something.

Okay.

What do I do?

I could throw a violent outburst.

I could punch a guard or something.

You know what?

Did that do the trick?

Actually, no.

All it did was piss me off.

Well, at least we know there are bigger and scarier people in the mix. Which

lines up with not the theory that Jake was put up to this?

Hey, maybe they could help us connect the dots.

I'll try anything at this point.

I could take a trip to the Bahamas.

Maybe run into Adeline French or Clover English as she's going by these days.

Can I help you?

Adeline French?

You found her?

Jaw dropped, are we?

Gobsmacked, perhaps?

Flabbergasted? Dumbfounded?

Let's walk you through it. Susan.

We started from the beginning.

Followed a thread.

We looked into her mother. We wanted to know if she got any calls or visitors

while in prison.

Nada. Then we chased the threads connected to everything I knew about

love of clothes.

Her love of wigs.

Her fear of eggs. I knew that she loved the Caribbean islands and liked top

shelf Bordeaux.

So I looked into all of the fancy hotel bars in the Virgin Islands, got a hold

of the security coverage.

Until eventually, we found this on security footage at an outdoor patio at

Gemini Beach Club in the Virgin Islands.

I gotta say, I'm impressed.

Well, it was a collective effort from everyone involved in Badge Bitches. So

and Susan here. No, there are other members.

Sorry I'm late. What did I miss?

Right.

Okay, we gotta show this to Fugitive Squad. I mean, they've been trying to

Adeline down for months.

You know what?

This is exactly what we need to do with Purple Rain. We need to go back to the

beginning and follow all the threads.

Oh, so you're saying you just have copious amounts of hours to do this on

own? It's tedious work.

Uh, well, you know what? Do you want to sign up? Do you want to help? Do you

want to help? Well, that depends.

Okay. Would you like to be a part of Badge Pitches?

Uh... Mm -hmm.

What are the requirements?

Bi -weekly meeting. A very active and ongoing demanding WhatsApp group chat.

Whatever. Just sign us up. Sign me up. Okay. I'll get the paperwork going. And

until then, badge bitches, activate!

What's this?

We're getting better at it. It's great.

All right, Jake, it's me.

I'm off work here.

Jake, I recognize the wallpaper from your video.

If your grandma still lived here, she'd tell you that you're being very rude.

Come on, man. I got pizza and beer out here.

You here to work or you here to party?

Fine. I'm here to party.

What do you got?

Okay, so we have this drug. It's called Purple Rain. It's a catheter. It's sort

of like bath salts. But everything in it is totally legal.

You can't get anything past you. I know.

I miss you. I miss you. We're going to have to get a list together of all the

ingredients, and then we're going to have to track down all of the suppliers

the city.

And the province.

In the country, really, if you want to be thorough. Oh, my God, that's going to

take months. There's not enough badge pitches. We need a shortcut.

Yeah, you're right.

We need someone who understands the science.

Like a scientist.

A normal cathinone is made by adding ethyl magnesium bromide to 3

-methylbenzaldehyde. Then oxidizing that with pyridinium chlorochromate on

silica gel and brominated with hydrobromic acid to yield the bromo

something is different with purple rain.

It's very different.

It's great to swap the standard pyridinium chlorochromate with potassium

permanganate. Yay. I don't get what you're saying. It's commonly used in

dermatitis, wound cleaning, water filtration systems.

Okay, but if we looked through that file, we didn't see anything.

Because maybe your chemist wouldn't buy potassium permanganate. They would make

it. It's equivalent to making pancakes from scratch instead of from the box.

My guess is your chemist bought both potassium and permanganic acid.

That might narrow it down.

No, no, no, it does.

But there's only three importers who sell both chemicals.

Just one guy imported a ton of both in two aquarium shops.

Aquarium shops?

Let me see.

Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

FinCity did a gen shop.

Remember Rose's friend, Jen? She owns Finn City.

Look, there's one in Toronto.

And one in Guelph.

Oh, my God.

Tuesday's working with Jen.

What about Roel?

Dave, hey.

You didn't have to come all the way down here. You could have just called.

You sounded angry enough. It felt more urgent than a phone call. I'm sorry. I

just thought that you went through my stuff to... Find the name of our

confidential informant.

Why was that your first thought? I don't know, Steve. I mean, come on. You're,

like, desperate to prove yourself at work, and now you're working with this

Jaina person. I don't know. I don't know why.

You don't trust me?

You don't trust me?

Never think it might have been Roe?

She was on your computer the other day looking up recipes.

Roe was on my computer?

To be fair, she was actually looking up a recipe for Egyptian fool.

But she was alone at the house when I got there, so who knows how long she was

on your computer.

Oh, wow. Okay. I have to go. I gotta... But I wanna know why you're so quick to

blame me.

You know what? Hey.

We were gonna talk about this at home. You look... I gotta go back to work. I

gotta go.

Kel? Kel. What's up?

Steve caught Ro on my computer. She said she was looking at a recipe.

Ooh.

Does she know your password?

Well, maybe she figured it out because, you know, she saw me punch her in a few

times and I just, I wasn't that careful around her.

Maybe you should keep not being careful.

You'll let her find out a few things that can lead her down the path.

What, really? A set up a trap?

Why not?

Well, because I just... Yeah, why not?

Okay.

How about this?

Um, I will invite her and Jen over to dinner at mine tomorrow night with you

me. We'll be a best friend, double date, nailer.

Why put off tomorrow can be done today.

I happen to know a few friends coming together tonight for a certain surprise

party.

You figured it out?

Mm -hmm.

Secret.

Drink.

Wow, Jake.

You got Olympic skill level over here.

Yeah, it's too bad I couldn't go pro.

Remember how drunk you got at Craig's birthday party?

You passed out before dark. Yeah, you drew a dick on my face. So good.

With a sharpie?

School on Monday, dick outline still on your cheek.

Why don't you let me help you out of this, Jake?

I can tell you're scared.

You always are desperate to have a good time any time you're freaked out.

That time, remember when we went to that...

That school trip to Rouge Park? Lost in the forest. I was trying to find our way

out of the woods, and you were looking for a lighter that worked. You could

smoke that weed that you found in your pocket.

What about the time when your mom got sick, huh?

I get it. You can't stand being scared.

Truth is, I miss you, man.

Yeah, well, I'm here now.

No, this isn't you.

You used to not be such a dork.

You knew how to have fun.

But that guy's not here.

Where is he?

He became an adult.

Wanted to be a contributing member of society.

Right.

Oh, wow.

It's about time.

Why don't you tell me who made you take this fall?

Okay, so the people I used to work with wanted to expand, right?

So they made a big promise to some bad people, but then you guys confiscated

that promise.

I know everybody's scrambling.

Just tell me who they are.

I can help you.

Tell you what.

If you want me to talk, beat me at this game.

Drink.

Hey, hi. Hi. Hi, there you are. Hi.

Hi. Oh, you know, I've been buzzing.

Buzzing, thinking you were home.

Normally somebody passes and lets me in, but not today.

Pointless, right? Yeah.

I lost my key card, so I was just kind of hoping someone would show up.

Right, right.

Well, here I am.

Thank you.

Mm -hmm.

I had no idea, right?

Fooled you?

Yeah, you sure did.

I need a ladies' night to celebrate.

Oh, Karina couldn't be here. She's at home with Bricks. He's got a cold. OK.

I have another surprise for you. What? Let me guess.

A stripper?

She was really glad we invited her.

You got me a girl?

Oh.

Congratulations, honey.

Oh, I haven't seen you in such a long time.

You don't have a hug for your old mama?

Wow. You guys ought to knock me on my ass, don't you? You know I don't do

parties, right? But I just had to come and celebrate the fact that you finally

found yourself a good man.

And he found himself a great woman. Come on.

I really appreciate it. I really do. I see you all have met my mom, Donna, I

guess. She has kept us in stitches for the last half hour. She was telling us

stories about you and your sisters.

I bet. Sorry I missed it.

I need a drink. So, I'll be right back.

Continue the party.

Welcome back to me.

Now, you think I've been sharing stories, girl. I haven't told you

You gotta get comfortable.

I win.

I talk.

Hurry up.

I don't feel so good.

Oh, my God. I love this song.

Yeah, I can't drink what I used to.

Yeah, man, that's not the booze.

It's probably the purple rain I slipped into your drink a while ago.

What?

Are you serious?

Yeah, man.

I'm dead serious.

It's gonna be a trip.

I

never

thought I'd see the day when this one got married.

I remember Kelly heading off to school from Halloween. Must have been about

second grade.

She was dressed.

as Wonder Woman.

You're wearing one of my wigs.

Big cape made out of a garbage bag.

And I said to her, I said, why did you pick Wonder Woman?

You know what she said.

Cool break.

Fights bad guys.

Never has to get married.

Is that before you went on that trip to Cancun for a week?

Then didn't come back?

For two months?

You are right.

You are right. I started interning in a little pottery shop I stumbled onto.

I was very caught up in finding myself back then.

But here I was all along.

So, um, speaking of Wonder Woman, um, did you... Did you know that the creator

also invented the polygraph?

No. Yeah, yeah.

And a bit of a non sequitur. He was also into bondage and submission.

Fascinating.

Gloria, are you married?

Me? Oh, no. I've never really seen the point.

For me, it only became legal in 2005.

Respect. I am with you.

I mean, I love men.

And women.

But I wouldn't want to be married to any of them.

Kelly, relax.

Live a little. Forgive a little.

She's not the same person she was when we were kids. Why don't you take five

minutes to find that out for yourself?

Are you sure she's not going to mind?

Yeah, Kelly said, bring Ro, and then she said, my friends are her friends. You

know, Ro and your friends are my friends, so guess what? That makes all

friends. Ro thinks I've spent too much time talking to fish and not enough time

talking to humans, so I do think that.

Do your friends like tequila?

Who doesn't?

I appreciate you inviting her. I'm the only person she has in the world, and

it's a lot sometimes.

Oh, my gosh. No problem.

Let's get in there and have some fun. All right. Yeah.

Yeah.

Welcome!

Come in.

Come in.

Jen, don't be shy. Come on.

Kelly, oh, my God.

Congratulations.

She's so great. I'm so happy for you. Oh, thank you so much, Ro.

It's your last minute.

I'm glad you could make it. I'm sorry.

You are? Jen, Diamante, we were having a taco night, and then next thing I know,

here we are. Is that promodita tequila?

Yes, ma 'am.

My favorite. You want to do shots with me?

Please, yes.

These are my bosses. This is Ro Wells.

She works with Steve at the firm.

Wow, a defense lawyer.

Usually, but not tonight. Good.

Tonight I'm here celebrating friendship.

Oh, isn't that nice? Okay, let me get you a drink.

Yes, friend.

You're the friend that works in the aquarium store, right?

That's me.

Is there a lot of money in that line of business?

Why? You looking to switch careers?

Hey, it's always a possibility, right?

What? Your job's way more exciting than mine.

Busting big, bad drug dealers?

Sounds more fun than it is.

You know, most drug dealers are just people who ended up on the wrong path.

Very compassionate of you.

Not a typical cop, I take it?

No.

I try not to be.

Stop! No! Wait!

Hold! For me. Me. I join.

Okay, here we go.

Thank you.

All right!

Then I'll get the party started.

I'll go shamrock.

My eyes are watering.

Did you get anything out of her?

No, I'm still filling her out. But I'm grateful for anything to distract me

the guys I was surprised with.

What happened? Do you live by your mother? No, Adriana brought mine. That's

mother? Yes, that's mine.

much yeah you're doing the zombie thing relax relax

guess what

i'm leaving town costa rica is awesome

maybe a little obvious yeah maybe ecuador

animal

Treehouse in the forest.

Hunker down and just... Shark.

You can see things.

I see you.

Hey, Naz.

Watch out, Naz.

Check it out.

I got a vision, Naz.

Trust me.

He's making the real you come out.

You're strong.

You're tough.

I don't like this, Jake.

I don't like this at all.

It's okay, man.

It's okay.

Now listen.

I gotta get this for posterity.

Hi, Nazeer.

Office head.

I'm purple.

Stop. Stop!

Your cop pals are gonna love it.

In Canadian history, the mastermind right here, this woman right here. Ah,

on. No, no. It was nothing. Look, it was just five guys sitting around picking

their asses. All we took is one woman with an opinion. A big opinion. Yeah.

How much product?

Oh, how much product?

I've seen the wire. I know the lingo.

Oh, come on, Ro. You must have defended big drug dealers before.

You know I don't kiss and tell.

But if you women had a hand in bringing them down, there's no way I would have

stood a chance at getting them off. Well, that's funny because you got a

crackerjack lawyer at your firm who found a way to get our whole case thrown

out. Oh, that case was yours?

We've had these geniuses coming to us right out of law school these days. Oh,

what law school?

I'm thinking of going to law school. Oh, what about policing? You know, I

thought about policing, but not now that I have a baby.

Okay,

you know what? Let's not forget why we're here.

So cheers, Kelly.

Congratulations on your not -so -very -secret engagement.

Cheers!

I would

like... Oh, I love this song!

I cannot hear this song.

Mom,

we can't talk when the music is so loud.

She's a goby, not me. Yeah, show me yours.

No.

They're best buddies.

Like, symbiotic.

Mutualistic. Show your tattoo.

Do it.

Yeah, mutualism is the highest form of symbiosis because, um, both parties

benefit.

Gobi and the shrimp, they bond as juveniles, and then they stay together

entire lives.

Just like me and Jen.

I'll get it.

Yeah, thank you.

I'm here. Yes, it's me. Okay, bud, we're ready.

I have no permission. No, I know.

No, stop, because there's food in there. Okay.

I'm here with new information on the Purple Rain case.

What are you doing?

It's about the informant. I don't care. Not at my engagement party. Get this.

You're on my desk. I'll see you a little later. Come on.

Oh,

you only brought the profit. Damn right. Hell yeah.

get her home. She's had way too much tequila.

I'm going to throw up. Wow.

Okay. Where's your bathroom? There's one that way or upstairs, please. I'm just

going to take her upstairs because this is already embarrassing. You don't need

to see her, her gut.

There you go.

What are you two guys up to?

What are you talking about? I am not ready to shut this night down. Let's

another bottle. No, I got to go to bed. I'm so sleepy.

Okay, maybe we can go find a drink somewhere else. Yeah. Come on.

That's a good idea.

Tomorrow is another day.

Excelsior!

That woman was out of my life.

She's your mother. She's always going to be in your life.

Thank you.

I love you.

The hat of my baby.

Okay.

That was a lot.

Kelly, bravo.

Fam, I love you. And Tequila Sheila, the Uber's on the way. We're going to go.

Right. Good luck with your drug busts and your gang detangling. Good luck

dismantling the coral reef of the world.

That's your tea.

Shall we?

Let's do this next door.

Wow.

I guess Jen opened up pretty quickly when we were watching her, huh?

You okay?

I just feel really stupid.

I really liked Ro.

She kind of made me feel like less of a weirdo.

Kel, what's wrong with me?

What?

When will I ever learn?

What are you supposed to learn?

To never let anyone in? To always have your walls up?

No, honey, that's not good.

You should take your own advice.

Your mom.

She's not so bad.