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Oh, look at all this stuff.

There's a lot of stuff.

Yeah, I'm reminiscing.

I got your box, Mom.

Yeah.

Thanks for the help.

Yeah, don't we have, like, the best set of funds ever? Thank you, money.

You're welcome.

Hey, can you help me fold this?

Uh, I guess.

Thank you.

Do you want me to fold some clothes for you, too, Mom?

Yes, please. Thank you.

Yeah, of course. Anything for you.

Thank you.

Oh, my God, Lauren.

Check this out. It's all the veterans' decor.

Oh, my goodness.

Where's those half -Megan rock stars?

I had to get rid of those.

Remember when my parents visited?

Oh, yeah. You might want them to see.

All the kids might fall over them.

Definitely not. Ew, ew, okay.

I don't want to hear my mom talking about naked guys.

Half -naked guys.

And you know, your mom feels pretty young and hot.

Mama, I still think you're beautiful.

Aw, thank you, sweetie.

Anyways, I wonder, like, if some of these old clothes are still fitted.

We should try them on, see if we can wear them for, like, high school

You know what? That sounds like a great idea. Let's go do that. You want to go

try them on? Yeah.

Awesome.

Might as well.

You're welcome.

If you guys can finish showing your boxes, okay?

Yes.

Anything for you, Mom.

So, I mean, we haven't gained that much weight.

I think we still look like we can fit into our old clothes.

How awesome would it be if we could?

Oh, it would be great.

I guess we'll find out.

I feel like we could.

I think so.

Dude, your mom's always asking you to do something. Your mom's just super

excited to do it.

Yeah. I just want to be upstairs and get on my video game.

I mean,

I want to make her happy.

That's not all that I do.

What do you mean? I saw you. I saw her kiss you on the lips.

Look, dude, if I tell you, you can't tell anyone.

I think you can fit into those.

They're still doing the same old jobs that they were back in high school. I

some people are.

I wonder how many people are going to show up.

Yeah. I was going to be like, we had a really big class.

Yeah, we did. I mean, there were like, what, 300 of us?

It's like, it'd be interesting to kind of see.

Yeah, it really will be.

Who all comes.

Yeah, and how everybody's doing and how they've aged, whether they're still

married or not. If they're still married?

Yeah. I don't know, like...

As they're still playful like we are. Remember, we were pretty, like, known.

We were. Like, we got around.

We really did.

Like, I haven't been that wild in a long time.

Oh, yeah.

Having families and stuff.

Yeah, it happens.

We all slow down at some point.

I wonder if we, like, we will see, like, Chad there.

Oh, man.

I think I'm going to need some help.

If you need it, I'll help. But you've got it.

You did a great job. I'm going to jump into that one.

It fit perfectly.

Wow. It really does.

That's so weird.

Who are you looking forward to seeing the most? I don't know.

I'm looking about exploring our wild side.

Yeah. I'm still married.

I'm going to be somewhat good.

I'm not.

I can't believe it still fits.

Wow. Like I just got it today.

It looks so perfect on you.

Wow.

Super cute.

It still fits you perfect.

This is great.

Look at you.

Like, we just got them today.

Yeah.

We haven't changed at all.

You have to swear. I mean, I can't just tell this to anyone.

Okay. What's up?

Well... Have you ever, like, told Matt about you and I?

No. No.

I've never told him that we had sex.

Why would I? You saw how he reacted to even...

We really were.

We used to get around.

You know, a hyper union is all about reminiscing.

Good to kind of relive old memories.

I'm opening them and seeing a little bit.

Stand up.

Okay.

I'll do exactly what you tell me to do.

Shake the lead.

This skirt looks so good on you.

But it'll look better on my...

What?

Get your ass up there. I'll do a good job.

There you go.

It's all coming back to me now.

Basically, ever since my mom got divorced, she was, like, really sad.

She made me a priority.

Like, she would take me out all the time. She would spoil me. She would

basically do anything for me.

But she still wasn't happy, so...

Basically, the thing that made her happy was me fucking

her.

That feels so good.

Turn over.

Okay.

Let me get this off.

We should take your top off too.

You're even better when I'm under that.

Yes, I'm fucking my mom. And if I wasn't, she'd be walking around here all

and yelling at me and grumpy at me all the time. So, yeah, I banged my mom.

This is crazy. You never told me.

Dude, look at these pictures.

Look, your mom's getting plowed right there.

Yeah, I'm not.

That's my mom. That's my mom. I mean, what? She's not. I fuck my mom. Why

you fuck your mom?

Do you hear that?

Heard something.

Let's go make sure they're good.

Let's go make sure they're okay.

Let's get this off.

Ready?

Yeah.

I'm ready.

on tight.

Got it.

You're so gorgeous.

I can't believe we haven't done this in so long.

I'm so wet.

Turn me on so much.

Your mom is so horny. Look at her.

Uh,

yeah.

Look,

she's hot.

Like, why don't we go in there?

I'm just supposed to walk in there and ask if you have sex with us?

We were wondering if we could join.

Absolutely not. That's so inappropriate.

Why not?

What do you mean, why not?

Lauren.

Joshua and Lauren have sex all the time.

Why don't we?

Lauren, is this true? I thought we were best friends.

You never told me.

I don't know. I was worried that you would judge me.

Really?

Yeah. Why?

Well, I want to teach Josh how to treat and pleasure a woman.

I want him to have that experience.

Don't you think Matt deserves that experience too?

If we're both okay with it, then what's wrong?

Yeah. I just, I don't feel comfortable doing things with my son.

Well, we can start with Josh.

I guess I'd be okay with that.

I mean, and see where it goes.

I feel more comfortable with that. Right?

Okay.

That's right, take your toes right on my foot.

feel good?

Yeah, it does.

They have to learn from somebody.

That's true.

I guess it's better that they learn from us.

It tastes really good.

You're such a good

boy. You get to do this whenever you want.

and dripping wet with your tongue.

Just one kiss.

See? That wasn't so bad, hey?

Yeah.

Oh, I always see some of those guys.

wow wow

I really didn't think you'd ever do this, Mom.

I didn't think so either.

I guess we're both caught off guard today.

Yeah.

Deep inside me.

Yeah, you have.

Let's do it.

Follow me.

I'm just so excited to see what Lauren's like.

Yeah.

Deep inside me too, little boy.

Such a good boy.

so good to eat.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes.

yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh,

yes, yes, yes.

Oh, God. Oh,

God. Oh, God. Oh,

God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

How about we get on top of them?

Yeah, lay down.

Okay, Mom. Big good boys.

Oh, it feels so good, Mom.

Touch my knee.

Yeah. Like that.

Oh,

God, it feels so good.

Oh, Mom, it feels so good.

He was originally...

Good night.

Jingle.

your pussy, Mom.

You're such a good boy.

I'll show you what you can do.

How much you love fucking Harris?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Grandma, you want to taste yourself off a meal?

Yeah.

Give it to me.

Yes, yes, yes.

Mommy!

Yeah, go ahead.

On the way to my pussy.

Go, go.

Yes, it feels so fucking good.

Oh, I love when you bury the difference in me.

Oh, my God.

Fuck yes.

Yes. Yes,

yes, yes.

Oh,

it feels so good inside of me.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, you feel it, don't you?

half of the back of my pussy.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

I love her so much. I'm not going to forget her.

Give it to me, please.

Oh, my God, yeah.

I'm sorry to fuck Mommy.

You're doing such a good job. Keep talking to me.

Keep talking to me.

oh my god yes yes yes yes

I feel like I'm at home when I'm fucking you.

That is home, baby.

Thank you.

Yeah, it says, spit on my pussy.

You know what?

Yeah.

Teasing.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Such a good job fucking your mom. Yeah, am I?

Yeah.

Such a good young stud cop.

Yes, yes, yes. Make your titties out.

I want to be a good boy today.

All over this fucking tibia.

Cover me.

Cover my mommy milkers.

Such a good boy.

seem like we really have changed since high school.

Very true, we definitely haven't.

So boys, would you like to come with us to our high school reunion?

Mommy has some friends she'd like to introduce you to.