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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:44,733 They come from the stars and beyond. 2 00:01:46,260 --> 00:01:48,606 On a full moon rise, 3 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:53,133 they plant their spider seeds to do their dirty deeds. 4 00:01:54,270 --> 00:01:57,963 Unleashing havoc on innocent kids, 5 00:01:59,070 --> 00:02:04,070 just so happens they spin their webs, every Hallows' Eve. 6 00:02:05,670 --> 00:02:08,763 I call them space invaders. 7 00:02:11,190 --> 00:02:12,190 The kids? 8 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,380 They call them 9 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:16,870 killer witches. 10 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,876 Got a real bad storm rollin' in. 11 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:28,956 Want you to get your friends, get them cows rounded up. 12 00:03:28,980 --> 00:03:30,486 You hearing me? 13 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:31,387 Yes, sir. 14 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:33,303 Go, boy! It's gonna be a wild one! 15 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:35,410 Let's go. 16 00:03:37,077 --> 00:03:38,910 Come on, boys! Move! 17 00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:52,166 - Where are the cows? - Over there! 18 00:03:54,882 --> 00:03:56,053 Whoa. 19 00:04:05,231 --> 00:04:06,782 What is that? 20 00:04:06,806 --> 00:04:08,056 I don't know. 21 00:04:10,563 --> 00:04:11,730 What on earth? 22 00:04:13,195 --> 00:04:14,195 Whoa! 23 00:04:37,741 --> 00:04:38,984 Boys! 24 00:04:39,008 --> 00:04:40,672 Get outta the way! 25 00:04:40,696 --> 00:04:43,107 Get these bastards, now! 26 00:04:52,534 --> 00:04:53,784 Whoa! 27 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:03,148 Die, you bastards! 28 00:05:06,948 --> 00:05:08,142 Die, you bastards! 29 00:05:18,034 --> 00:05:18,939 No! 30 00:05:18,963 --> 00:05:19,878 No! 31 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:20,902 No! No! 32 00:05:21,584 --> 00:05:22,874 No! 33 00:05:24,485 --> 00:05:26,107 No! No! 34 00:05:26,131 --> 00:05:27,127 No! 35 00:05:27,151 --> 00:05:28,534 Get off of me! 36 00:05:28,558 --> 00:05:29,958 No! 37 00:05:53,745 --> 00:05:54,745 Hm. 38 00:05:55,645 --> 00:05:57,182 Death comet. 39 00:06:09,682 --> 00:06:10,836 Unfortunately tonight has turned 40 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:12,156 into a very dangerous eve... 41 00:06:12,180 --> 00:06:15,876 We are in a category five tornado warning. Take shelter now. 42 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:17,316 We'll keep you updated. 43 00:06:17,340 --> 00:06:18,336 Whoa. 44 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,806 What's the matter with you, Cameron? 45 00:06:19,830 --> 00:06:20,640 Green lightning. 46 00:06:20,664 --> 00:06:21,920 It's just lightning, Cameron. 47 00:06:30,210 --> 00:06:31,896 Are you scared? 48 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:33,440 Just a precaution. 49 00:06:48,890 --> 00:06:51,140 What in the hell is that? 50 00:06:52,013 --> 00:06:53,946 It's a, it's a meteor. 51 00:06:53,970 --> 00:06:55,413 Don't get too close! 52 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:00,636 Oh, don't do that! You don't even know what that is! 53 00:07:00,660 --> 00:07:02,766 It's not from this world. 54 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,323 He'd spoke of it to tribal. 55 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,646 He said aliens would invade the earth. 56 00:07:08,670 --> 00:07:11,406 When I told my folks, they thought I was insane. 57 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:13,930 You've been hitting that moonshine again, Earle. 58 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:18,603 Oh, what we got is ourselves a little space goo! 59 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,996 Whatever it is, I don't like it. 60 00:07:22,020 --> 00:07:23,226 I'm leaving. 61 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:25,746 And if you were smart, you would too. 62 00:07:25,770 --> 00:07:27,254 Maybe run! 63 00:07:28,624 --> 00:07:29,942 Run! 64 00:07:29,966 --> 00:07:31,289 Right now! 65 00:07:33,329 --> 00:07:34,329 Oh, God! 66 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:41,996 Something's going on at Earle's farm. 67 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:43,220 Is the lightning gone? 68 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:45,906 Yes, Cameron. 69 00:07:45,930 --> 00:07:46,930 Such a dweeb. 70 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:53,810 Give me those. 71 00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:55,780 Gunshots. 72 00:07:59,550 --> 00:08:01,023 - Let me have those. - Fine. 73 00:08:02,970 --> 00:08:05,796 Uh, I don't see anything. 74 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:06,787 What? 75 00:08:06,811 --> 00:08:08,410 Where are the farmers? 76 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:19,100 ♪ Tonight's the night we're going out ♪ 77 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:24,124 ♪ Let the good times roll, let the people know ♪ 78 00:08:28,203 --> 00:08:29,463 What the hell, man? 79 00:08:31,350 --> 00:08:33,136 It's Halloween, bro! 80 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:34,416 What're you doing? 81 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,816 - Let me see that. - Hey, give that back. 82 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:40,236 - Give it back, man. - What in the world is this? 83 00:08:40,260 --> 00:08:41,736 That's one fugly-lookin' chick. 84 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:44,046 Dude, shove your opinion, man. What do you know? 85 00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:45,576 That looks nothing like Alexa. 86 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,956 And how do you know it's supposed to be Alexa? 87 00:08:46,980 --> 00:08:50,469 Dude, your daily conversations consist of Alexa! 88 00:08:50,493 --> 00:08:53,095 Just 'cause I can get a girlfriend and you can't! 89 00:08:53,119 --> 00:08:56,286 ♪ My heart swells over your beauty ♪ 90 00:08:56,310 --> 00:08:57,188 George. 91 00:08:57,212 --> 00:09:01,416 ♪ You take my breath away ♪ 92 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,576 - Man, shut up. - Hey, George! 93 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:04,410 What? 94 00:09:04,434 --> 00:09:06,006 I'm sure two adults like yourselves 95 00:09:06,030 --> 00:09:08,466 can abstain from outburst! 96 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:11,136 It's two days until Halloween! 97 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:12,456 You could help the staff 98 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:16,086 by prepping for the Hallows' Eve event, maybe! 99 00:09:16,110 --> 00:09:18,006 Keep productive! 100 00:09:18,030 --> 00:09:20,076 Zane! You're an artist! 101 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:25,028 They could use some artistic discretionary guidance! 102 00:09:25,052 --> 00:09:29,256 I could show them your artwork and showcase it! 103 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:30,516 Do you have any samples? 104 00:09:30,540 --> 00:09:32,684 No. It's not done right now. 105 00:09:32,708 --> 00:09:35,106 Good idea, Zane. 106 00:09:35,130 --> 00:09:37,146 Why don't you show Mr. Bowman your sketch? 107 00:09:37,170 --> 00:09:38,466 It's not done. 108 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:39,846 I thought it looked quite done. 109 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:41,316 Why don't you show him, Zane? 110 00:09:41,340 --> 00:09:42,906 - It's all right. - Oh! 111 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:45,546 There's no worry in seeing a work in... 112 00:09:45,570 --> 00:09:46,776 Hm! 113 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:47,856 Progress. 114 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,296 It's... 115 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,291 It's abstract. 116 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,426 Practice makes perfect. 117 00:09:54,450 --> 00:09:58,146 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a very busy day. 118 00:09:58,170 --> 00:10:01,836 And George, I know the gardeners could use some assistance. 119 00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:06,756 I urge you to help them, if you can't find a normal way 120 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,576 to communicate with your fellow classmates. 121 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:10,410 I agree. 122 00:10:10,434 --> 00:10:15,366 And George, you know horseplay involving water guns 123 00:10:15,390 --> 00:10:17,646 is forbidden on campus! 124 00:10:17,670 --> 00:10:18,756 That's what I tried telling him. 125 00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:21,036 I'll keep it for safekeeping. 126 00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:25,266 You can see me when school reopens to get it back. 127 00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:26,290 Good day. 128 00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:30,516 Dick. 129 00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:31,776 I know, right? 130 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,506 He's like an alien from outer space. 131 00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:36,030 No, I was talking about you. 132 00:10:40,531 --> 00:10:41,531 Slow down! 133 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:05,830 Mr. Gates! 134 00:11:07,410 --> 00:11:08,410 Water! 135 00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:15,110 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 136 00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:17,813 How can I help you, my son? 137 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,786 I need to get something off my mind, Father. 138 00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:23,159 Hm. 139 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,083 Last night, they came back. 140 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:30,816 Who came back? 141 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:31,840 Them! 142 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:34,213 The demons. 143 00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:39,396 The ones we saw as kids! 144 00:11:39,420 --> 00:11:41,277 The ones that got your eye! 145 00:11:44,843 --> 00:11:45,823 No! 146 00:11:45,847 --> 00:11:46,847 No! No! 147 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:48,760 And you saw them? 148 00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:50,916 Yes. 149 00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:51,940 Again. 150 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:53,980 Last night. 151 00:11:55,350 --> 00:11:58,446 The creatures, they burrowed from the ground, 152 00:11:58,470 --> 00:12:00,033 and reared their ugliness. 153 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:03,700 I see. 154 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,953 I want you to proceed with 20 Hail Marys. 155 00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:11,290 And you need to remove yourself from anything that 156 00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:13,986 like, chases after this darkness. 157 00:12:14,010 --> 00:12:15,783 Earle, you're my friend. 158 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:18,546 I need you to abstain from anything 159 00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:20,043 that brings on these visions. 160 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,676 Where did you see them? 161 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:27,843 In the fields. 162 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:30,723 Behind the church. 163 00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,326 Move! 164 00:12:58,350 --> 00:13:00,216 Gretchen, my knight in shining armor. 165 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,166 Shut up, Cameron. Hi, Gretchen. 166 00:13:02,190 --> 00:13:04,953 In the field, space guys, right now! 167 00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:07,773 Wait! Cameron, come back! 168 00:13:07,797 --> 00:13:12,206 Happy Halloween, Alexa! 169 00:13:13,039 --> 00:13:14,286 Last night, 170 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:16,959 I saw these green lighting bolts hit the farm field. 171 00:13:16,983 --> 00:13:17,792 Me too. 172 00:13:17,816 --> 00:13:18,626 And this morning, 173 00:13:18,650 --> 00:13:21,636 I saw farmers shooting that thing's in the dark. 174 00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:22,597 Freaky. 175 00:13:22,621 --> 00:13:24,996 I think this is some real stuff. 176 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:26,020 For real, dude. 177 00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:38,316 Glass containing holes formed by gas bubbles. 178 00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:40,490 All indications of a high-intensity impact. 179 00:13:47,850 --> 00:13:48,936 Excuse me! 180 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,496 - Excuse me! - Hey! 181 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,776 - Excuse me. - Nothing to see here. 182 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:53,950 What's going on here? 183 00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:02,586 Stop. 184 00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:03,786 Look. 185 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,913 Space dudes! 186 00:14:06,990 --> 00:14:08,106 Oh, cool. Where'd you get those? 187 00:14:08,130 --> 00:14:10,078 At home. Now, shut up. 188 00:14:10,102 --> 00:14:11,502 - Wow, you got equipment. - Hey, what's going on? 189 00:14:11,526 --> 00:14:12,398 Pretty legit. 190 00:14:12,422 --> 00:14:14,196 Hey, give me those. 191 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,820 I'm sorry, but this happens to be church property. 192 00:14:18,780 --> 00:14:19,597 You need to leave. 193 00:14:19,621 --> 00:14:21,713 There's that creepy-looking church man. 194 00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:25,086 The government? What does that have to do with my church? 195 00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:26,613 Why did nobody inform me? 196 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:28,660 I just did. 197 00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:30,546 Now, move along. 198 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:31,387 Hey! 199 00:14:31,411 --> 00:14:33,006 Wait. 200 00:14:33,030 --> 00:14:34,206 I implore you. 201 00:14:34,230 --> 00:14:35,230 What's going on? 202 00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:38,623 Father, you look like an intelligent man, 203 00:14:38,647 --> 00:14:40,776 and a man of your caliber 204 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,700 would be better served helping others. 205 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:44,980 Are you catching my drift? 206 00:14:46,502 --> 00:14:48,453 Yeah. Sorry for my intrusion. 207 00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:54,429 Father, forgive them for the know not what they do. 208 00:14:54,453 --> 00:14:57,126 What do you think they're doing out there, Cam? 209 00:14:57,150 --> 00:14:58,150 Huh. 210 00:15:00,990 --> 00:15:02,843 Got directions of where we're going? 211 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,449 - Realize what time it is? - Huh? 212 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,180 We're here to see Professor M. 213 00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:24,846 - We saw something. - In the fields. 214 00:15:24,870 --> 00:15:27,426 - Behind the church. - Men in white suits. 215 00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:29,212 Bio suits. 216 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,800 Come sit down. 217 00:15:47,326 --> 00:15:49,659 So, you came to see me, huh? 218 00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:53,943 I'm Professor M. 219 00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:58,243 You ever seen a 500-pound spider? 220 00:15:58,267 --> 00:15:59,793 Can't say I have. 221 00:16:06,030 --> 00:16:08,973 So, you came here to see me. 222 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:14,020 Good. 223 00:16:16,212 --> 00:16:17,823 See this scar right here? 224 00:16:19,140 --> 00:16:21,636 Yeah. 225 00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:22,660 Halloween. 226 00:16:23,670 --> 00:16:24,670 Aliens. 227 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,913 Alien witches. 228 00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:32,523 They didn't like my blood, but they loved kids' blood. 229 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,586 That's why you're here. 230 00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:38,196 To find out what's the right thing to do. 231 00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:39,603 Because up there, 232 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,313 spiders the size of mountains. 233 00:16:45,810 --> 00:16:48,003 Alien witches faster than jets. 234 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,190 And they control 235 00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:55,173 everything, but not me. 236 00:16:57,780 --> 00:16:58,830 So, what did you see? 237 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:03,940 Witches. 238 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:07,060 Two little witches. 239 00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:09,333 MIBs? 240 00:17:10,890 --> 00:17:14,673 Men in white suits, covered head to toe. 241 00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:18,336 They looked like they were collecting samples of something 242 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:20,883 in small test tubes, but I'm not sure what. 243 00:17:23,490 --> 00:17:25,113 You know what Halloween is? 244 00:17:26,535 --> 00:17:28,743 - Yeah. - They come on Halloween. 245 00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:32,256 Sweet 246 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,738 new 247 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,376 blood. 248 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,113 So, like small children? 249 00:17:38,130 --> 00:17:39,636 That's right. 250 00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:42,366 If your destiny is to save all of us, 251 00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:46,293 then you're gonna have to use your heart and your soul. 252 00:17:48,540 --> 00:17:50,106 Be aware. 253 00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:51,576 Be awake. 254 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,683 Do the right thing. 255 00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:56,737 Understand? 256 00:17:56,761 --> 00:17:58,536 Understand. 257 00:17:58,560 --> 00:17:59,560 Same. 258 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:01,371 Good. 259 00:18:14,407 --> 00:18:15,453 Zane! 260 00:18:15,477 --> 00:18:17,423 Oh, my God! Why did you do that? 261 00:18:17,447 --> 00:18:18,666 You should've seen your face. 262 00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:21,012 So not funny. 263 00:18:21,036 --> 00:18:22,522 It smells great in here! 264 00:18:22,546 --> 00:18:23,946 What is going on in here? 265 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,166 I just pulled an all-night shift. Exhausted. 266 00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:28,240 Just Zane being an idiot Again. 267 00:18:33,602 --> 00:18:35,286 - Thanks, honey. - No problem. 268 00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:36,336 Delicious. 269 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,626 Where's Cameron? 270 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,036 He's out in the fields with Gretchen. 271 00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:41,676 Mm, mm, mm. I'm gonna ring that boy's neck. 272 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,896 Yeah, while you're at it, can you start off with Zane? 273 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:44,936 What did I do? 274 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,016 Do you guys have any plans for Halloween? 275 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,886 We were gonna go as Han and Leia. 276 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,526 - Leia. - Leia! 277 00:18:50,550 --> 00:18:52,122 - Really? - Yes! 278 00:18:52,146 --> 00:18:53,044 Oh. 279 00:18:53,068 --> 00:18:55,113 But I don't think it's gonna work out. 280 00:18:55,137 --> 00:18:55,947 Why? 281 00:18:55,971 --> 00:18:58,566 I was thinking I could be Freddy Krueger, 282 00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:00,456 and you could be one of my victims. 283 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,549 - You've lost your mind! - It'll work out. 284 00:19:03,573 --> 00:19:06,354 - Yes, yes! - Oh, I'm starving. 285 00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:08,545 Ah, ah, ah! 286 00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:13,716 Don't look at me like that. 287 00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:16,189 You need to ask me before you just run out of this house. 288 00:19:16,213 --> 00:19:17,586 I don't like you in those fields. 289 00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:19,716 The FBI are at the church, right now. 290 00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:21,246 They're investigating where the green lightning 291 00:19:21,270 --> 00:19:22,147 hit last night. 292 00:19:22,171 --> 00:19:24,666 I don't want you near those fields, Cameron. 293 00:19:24,690 --> 00:19:26,793 - FBI? - Listen to your mom, kid. 294 00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:29,916 Seriously, you guys are freaking me out 295 00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:31,656 with all your weird conspiracy stuff. 296 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,393 Active imaginations. 297 00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:36,183 Shut up! 298 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:39,516 We saw men in white suits in the field. 299 00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:41,076 It was probably just pest control. 300 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:41,910 They were digging around 301 00:19:41,934 --> 00:19:43,596 where the lightning bolts hit last night. 302 00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:45,306 Pest control don't do that. 303 00:19:45,330 --> 00:19:47,406 - You said white suits? - Yeah. 304 00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:50,796 That's not pest control, and it ain't the FBI. 305 00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:52,506 Those guys? 306 00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:54,156 They're undertakers. 307 00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:57,066 And what they're doing is digging holes for bodies, 308 00:19:57,090 --> 00:19:59,613 the size of you and yours. 309 00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:01,427 Zane! 310 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:03,126 Yes, ma'am. 311 00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:04,613 Have another roll. 312 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:05,557 I don't think you understand 313 00:20:05,581 --> 00:20:08,256 how big this problem could end up being. 314 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,562 This is the MIB we're talking about. 315 00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:11,557 Hm. 316 00:20:11,581 --> 00:20:13,926 I bet your mother would be incredibly interested to hear 317 00:20:13,950 --> 00:20:16,056 that you two have been running around on church property, 318 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,376 spying on federal agents. 319 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,293 You guys watch too much TV. 320 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,966 Hey, I think I figured out 321 00:20:21,990 --> 00:20:23,286 why the lightning was green last night. 322 00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:24,576 What? 323 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,106 Gases? 324 00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:27,726 From solar radiation? 325 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:30,126 Do they teach you kids anything these days? 326 00:20:30,150 --> 00:20:31,566 From the sun? 327 00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:33,456 So, could it destroy Earth? 328 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,766 A big one could, probably. 329 00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:38,586 I think it's aliens from outer space, 330 00:20:38,610 --> 00:20:41,436 looking to eat the meat off of little kid's bones! 331 00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:42,460 Zane! 332 00:20:43,350 --> 00:20:44,350 Yes, ma'am. 333 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,200 Hello? 334 00:21:03,347 --> 00:21:06,350 What are you doing tonight? 335 00:21:06,374 --> 00:21:07,374 Nothing. 336 00:21:08,762 --> 00:21:10,180 Farm field. 337 00:21:10,204 --> 00:21:11,287 Nine o'clock. 338 00:21:13,092 --> 00:21:14,092 Hello? 339 00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:31,534 You got other stuff? 340 00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:33,905 You know we're not at a picnic, right? 341 00:22:33,929 --> 00:22:38,929 Yeah. I know that. 342 00:22:55,109 --> 00:22:56,394 See anything yet? 343 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:59,335 Gretchen, just be quiet for once. 344 00:23:17,206 --> 00:23:18,339 A gopher? 345 00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:19,946 That's no gopher. 346 00:23:29,543 --> 00:23:30,793 What is that? 347 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,977 They look like 348 00:23:33,001 --> 00:23:34,985 Gretchen, what do they look like? 349 00:23:35,009 --> 00:23:36,009 Witches. 350 00:23:42,926 --> 00:23:44,369 Gretchen, shh! 351 00:23:44,393 --> 00:23:47,123 You can't be eating. You're gonna give away your position. 352 00:24:01,258 --> 00:24:02,667 I can't find him. I lost him. 353 00:24:04,256 --> 00:24:06,273 You lost him? How'd you lose him? 354 00:24:06,297 --> 00:24:07,573 You distracted me! 355 00:24:08,709 --> 00:24:11,209 We need to go, like right now. 356 00:25:04,050 --> 00:25:05,633 Cameron! Cameron! 357 00:25:08,092 --> 00:25:09,336 Whoa, easy! 358 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:12,126 Gretchen, it's me. What, what's going on? 359 00:25:12,150 --> 00:25:15,216 Out in the field, out there. Witches! 360 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,749 Who were you with? 361 00:25:16,773 --> 00:25:18,376 - Cameron. - Cameron. 362 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,046 Okay. I need you to go straight home. 363 00:25:20,070 --> 00:25:21,136 Don't stop for anybody. 364 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,476 - Okay. - Okay, go. 365 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,113 Bye, Gretchen. 366 00:25:36,726 --> 00:25:37,836 Is your mother home? 367 00:25:37,860 --> 00:25:41,418 She's working the late shift. What happened? 368 00:25:41,442 --> 00:25:42,983 I think he saw something. 369 00:26:03,310 --> 00:26:04,506 Nord Northcom non-secure line. 370 00:26:04,530 --> 00:26:06,688 Is this the military? 371 00:26:06,712 --> 00:26:07,597 Yes. 372 00:26:07,621 --> 00:26:08,670 This is the military. 373 00:26:09,510 --> 00:26:11,136 Cool! 374 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:15,036 I wanna report witches from outer space! 375 00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:16,408 You don't say. 376 00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:19,296 All right. Yep. 377 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:20,406 Yeah, I got it. 378 00:26:20,430 --> 00:26:22,496 I got it. Thank you very much. 379 00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:27,003 All right. Anybody have killer witches tonight? 380 00:26:31,350 --> 00:26:32,976 Yep. There it is. 381 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,406 Killer witches. 382 00:26:39,104 --> 00:26:40,155 Cameron? 383 00:26:43,488 --> 00:26:45,340 Cameron? 384 00:26:45,364 --> 00:26:46,364 Cameron. 385 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,976 He's been like this for the last hour. 386 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,566 I think he's possessed. 387 00:26:55,590 --> 00:26:56,763 Don't say that! 388 00:26:57,737 --> 00:27:01,626 Cameron, honey. Can you blink or... 389 00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:02,650 Say something? 390 00:27:14,793 --> 00:27:16,093 Mom, what are you doing? 391 00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:20,496 I think Cameron's possessed! 392 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:21,696 I already said that. 393 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,916 But we need to get your brother help. 394 00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:25,536 Wait. You thought I was serious? 395 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:29,196 Mom, I was just kidding. Why don't we just call Dad? 396 00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:31,970 Alexa, please. He's the last person I'd ask for help. 397 00:27:33,210 --> 00:27:34,746 Fine. Here. 398 00:27:34,770 --> 00:27:36,786 Why don't we call this guy? 399 00:27:36,810 --> 00:27:39,035 He has five stars! 400 00:27:39,059 --> 00:27:43,902 Hm. 401 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,810 Father Angelo Fontoni. 402 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,116 - Is this your father? - Hello? 403 00:27:52,140 --> 00:27:53,766 - Not exactly. - Hello? 404 00:27:53,790 --> 00:27:54,966 Alexa. 405 00:27:54,990 --> 00:27:56,376 Hello? 406 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,210 Hello? 407 00:27:57,234 --> 00:27:58,596 Yes, this is Ms. Clare. 408 00:27:58,620 --> 00:28:01,446 - Ms. Clare? - What can I do for ya? 409 00:28:01,470 --> 00:28:03,186 We may need your help with something, Father. 410 00:28:03,210 --> 00:28:05,616 Do you still do work in exorcism? 411 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,466 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I'm still doing that. 412 00:28:08,490 --> 00:28:09,846 In fact, you're lucky. 413 00:28:09,870 --> 00:28:13,199 I'm one of a few people that can still deal in those cases. 414 00:28:13,223 --> 00:28:16,090 Okay, good, 'cause I just had no idea where to start. 415 00:28:16,114 --> 00:28:18,216 I'm gonna ask you a set of simple questions. 416 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,846 Are you, Ms. Clare, dealing with any phenomena 417 00:28:21,870 --> 00:28:24,216 that suggests paranormal activity 418 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,306 or nuances of demonic visitation? 419 00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:28,596 Exactly what are you asking? 420 00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:31,416 Are there devils or ghosts in your house? 421 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,546 Oh, well, first, it's not me, it's my son, 422 00:28:33,570 --> 00:28:35,946 and second, we live in a holy house. 423 00:28:35,970 --> 00:28:39,666 Has your son shown any signs of insomnia, 424 00:28:39,690 --> 00:28:43,059 pale skin, or uh, vomiting, in your recollection? 425 00:28:43,083 --> 00:28:44,017 Um... 426 00:28:44,041 --> 00:28:47,586 No. I mean, he has been repeating the word "witches" a lot. 427 00:28:47,610 --> 00:28:48,696 Mm. 428 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:53,083 Has he claimed to have machinated with this group or entity? 429 00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:54,037 "Machinated"? 430 00:28:54,061 --> 00:28:57,486 Has he colluded or plotted with the witches? 431 00:28:57,510 --> 00:28:59,586 Oh. Not that I know of. 432 00:28:59,610 --> 00:29:01,746 Do you think you can help us or not? 433 00:29:01,770 --> 00:29:04,056 - There's a good chance. - Thank you, Father. 434 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:04,957 Thank you. 435 00:29:04,981 --> 00:29:06,726 I can make an exception, uh, 436 00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:08,436 due to the urgency of this matter. 437 00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:11,136 Okay. Thank you, Father. 438 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,246 Then all you've gotta do 439 00:29:12,270 --> 00:29:15,246 is put your faith in the professionals. 440 00:29:15,270 --> 00:29:18,158 They don't call me "The Exorcizer" for nothin'. 441 00:29:29,693 --> 00:29:31,956 What're you doing, Halloween night? 442 00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:33,156 We were going as Han and Leia, 443 00:29:33,180 --> 00:29:35,046 but my mom's forcing me to babysit. 444 00:29:35,070 --> 00:29:37,146 That's so stupid. It's Halloween. 445 00:29:37,170 --> 00:29:38,706 It's my little brother Cameron. 446 00:29:38,730 --> 00:29:40,236 The little shit was out in the field last night 447 00:29:40,260 --> 00:29:43,116 and saw something and he's like totally traumatized now. 448 00:29:43,140 --> 00:29:44,107 This is insane. 449 00:29:44,131 --> 00:29:45,756 It's your senior year, Alexa, 450 00:29:45,780 --> 00:29:47,346 and you're babysitting your little brother? 451 00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:48,370 I know. 452 00:29:49,170 --> 00:29:50,170 Sebastian? 453 00:29:59,310 --> 00:30:00,400 What is that? 454 00:30:02,790 --> 00:30:04,416 Is it maybe like a trash bag? 455 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:05,706 You're absolutely right. 456 00:30:05,730 --> 00:30:08,843 People love to hang their trash bags on telephone poles. 457 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:15,543 It looks organic. Maybe like it's breathing or something? 458 00:30:16,947 --> 00:30:18,606 - You're freaking me out. - You're real sick, Alexa. 459 00:30:18,630 --> 00:30:19,893 I'm not buying your crap. 460 00:30:21,889 --> 00:30:23,477 Run! 461 00:30:52,170 --> 00:30:53,196 Alexa? 462 00:30:53,220 --> 00:30:55,644 - I saw them. - They took my friends! 463 00:30:55,668 --> 00:30:57,463 Come here. Easy. 464 00:30:57,487 --> 00:30:58,602 Hey. Easy. 465 00:30:58,626 --> 00:31:01,212 You're, you're safe. Come here. 466 00:31:01,236 --> 00:31:02,543 Breathe easy. Breathe easy. 467 00:31:03,990 --> 00:31:07,206 There were these huge spiders out in the fields! 468 00:31:07,230 --> 00:31:08,586 Okay, and you saw them, Alexa? 469 00:31:08,610 --> 00:31:10,746 - Yes. - How many were there? 470 00:31:10,770 --> 00:31:11,587 I don't know. Two, three? 471 00:31:11,611 --> 00:31:14,226 I didn't really have time to sit down and count! 472 00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:15,443 Okay. 473 00:31:15,467 --> 00:31:17,196 Listen me carefully. 474 00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:21,174 The only way to fight this evil is through solid faith. 475 00:31:21,198 --> 00:31:23,826 Okay? And the armor of God. 476 00:31:23,850 --> 00:31:26,976 - So, Cameron was right? - What even are those things? 477 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,386 I think I know. 478 00:31:28,410 --> 00:31:29,736 Not from this world. 479 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:30,760 Demons. 480 00:31:31,478 --> 00:31:33,278 Yeah. Cameron called them witches. 481 00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:36,974 I'm here to help, Father. You can count on me. 482 00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:49,081 They got Cameron! They got him! 483 00:31:49,105 --> 00:31:50,033 Sit down. 484 00:31:50,057 --> 00:31:51,057 Relax. 485 00:31:52,097 --> 00:31:54,403 Who has Cameron? 486 00:31:54,427 --> 00:31:55,866 The MIBs? The aliens? 487 00:31:55,890 --> 00:31:57,213 - Who? - The witches. 488 00:31:59,137 --> 00:32:00,137 The witches? 489 00:32:01,410 --> 00:32:03,756 Wait a minute. What happened to the aliens? 490 00:32:03,780 --> 00:32:07,416 Well, it kinda looked like a killer witch from outer space 491 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,903 but it got Cameron, and he's too stunned to talk. 492 00:32:13,410 --> 00:32:14,410 Okay. 493 00:32:16,350 --> 00:32:17,350 Listen. 494 00:32:18,150 --> 00:32:20,136 He is a strong boy. 495 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,860 You need to keep talking to him, okay? It's important. 496 00:32:24,180 --> 00:32:26,286 You just keep talking to him. 497 00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:28,160 You're actually gonna bring him back. 498 00:32:29,490 --> 00:32:30,573 What do I do now? 499 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:32,920 Have the faith. 500 00:32:33,630 --> 00:32:34,656 Be with him. 501 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,287 Go with your soul. 502 00:32:36,311 --> 00:32:37,436 Okay. 503 00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:38,460 Go. 504 00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:11,480 Sitting out there in the fields. 505 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:13,720 Out there, Sheriff. 506 00:33:17,340 --> 00:33:19,883 You wanna point to me where you saw him, exactly? 507 00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:30,216 Well, since we've already had issues in this area, 508 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,333 it will have to be completely blocked off. 509 00:33:33,270 --> 00:33:34,420 Yes, Sheriff. 510 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:36,666 There were reports that these fields 511 00:33:36,690 --> 00:33:38,466 were off limits yesterday. 512 00:33:38,490 --> 00:33:39,490 Yeah. 513 00:33:40,230 --> 00:33:41,230 By the government. 514 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,286 But I think this is something 515 00:33:44,310 --> 00:33:46,160 far more sinister than that, Officer. 516 00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:52,086 So, you're telling me 517 00:33:52,110 --> 00:33:54,696 that some of your friends were lifted off the ground by. 518 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:55,720 Witches. 519 00:33:56,460 --> 00:33:57,460 Witches, huh? 520 00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,440 Yes, Sheriff. 521 00:34:00,930 --> 00:34:02,283 Quite an imagination. 522 00:34:18,270 --> 00:34:22,177 I'm gonna go check it out. 523 00:35:53,207 --> 00:35:54,723 In all my years, 524 00:35:57,060 --> 00:35:59,406 I ain't never seen anything like it. 525 00:35:59,430 --> 00:36:00,630 Did you see the witches? 526 00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:03,573 Kid, please. Not in the mood. 527 00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:10,773 Whatever's out there ain't nothin' short or normal. 528 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,136 Hey, Gretchen. 529 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,910 What did you say these looked like? 530 00:36:18,749 --> 00:36:22,506 I'm not entirely sure, but... 531 00:36:22,530 --> 00:36:24,186 It all happened so fast. 532 00:36:24,210 --> 00:36:27,096 But they kinda looked like they had long heads, 533 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,847 and hump dish backs, but Cameron saw more than I did. 534 00:37:03,330 --> 00:37:04,416 Hey. 535 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,366 Nice car. 536 00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,390 69? 537 00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,040 Yeah, yeah. Somethin' like that. 538 00:37:11,936 --> 00:37:12,981 This... 539 00:37:13,005 --> 00:37:15,846 This is, this is, this is, this is termites, Father. 540 00:37:15,870 --> 00:37:16,680 This is termites. 541 00:37:16,704 --> 00:37:19,030 Yeah, this don't look like no termites to me. 542 00:37:19,950 --> 00:37:23,466 I think it looks more like a bear claw. 543 00:37:23,490 --> 00:37:25,146 This ain't no bear claw mark. 544 00:37:25,170 --> 00:37:27,093 Yeah! Sure it is. 545 00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:34,236 This here, my friends, is the mark of the beast. 546 00:37:34,260 --> 00:37:35,260 A demon. 547 00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:53,222 What is he doin'? 548 00:37:53,246 --> 00:37:55,506 Padre, what're we doing over here? 549 00:37:55,530 --> 00:37:56,980 Taking a specimen. 550 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,720 This is termites. What're we supposed to do, huh? 551 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,450 Get right with him. 552 00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:14,826 Practice the Holy Trinity. 553 00:38:14,850 --> 00:38:17,586 Father, Son, Holy Spirit. 554 00:38:17,610 --> 00:38:20,346 Spectacle, testicles, wallet, watch. Spectacle, testicles... 555 00:38:20,370 --> 00:38:22,416 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it. Yeah, that's it. 556 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,440 Learn. 557 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:25,686 All right? 558 00:38:25,710 --> 00:38:26,520 Good? 559 00:38:26,544 --> 00:38:28,969 Like the cross. 560 00:38:28,993 --> 00:38:30,919 - The cross! - There you go! 561 00:38:30,943 --> 00:38:32,886 - There you go. - That's it, that's it. 562 00:38:32,910 --> 00:38:35,510 Yeah. Yeah, but next time, do the right words, okay? 563 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,580 God bless both of you. 564 00:38:43,108 --> 00:38:44,108 Be careful. 565 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,776 Take good care of that car now! 566 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,600 Still say it was termites, though! 567 00:38:59,730 --> 00:39:00,996 2003. 568 00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:03,786 TB-145, a dead star, passes by earth. 569 00:39:03,810 --> 00:39:06,096 It's a comet that looks like a human skull. 570 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,803 - Can I take a look? - Yeah. 571 00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:11,527 I don't see anything. 572 00:39:11,551 --> 00:39:13,266 It's kinda hard to see what the naked eye. 573 00:39:13,290 --> 00:39:15,576 I am wearing contacts. 574 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,826 That doesn't really correlate. 575 00:39:17,850 --> 00:39:19,116 Here. I recorded it the other night. 576 00:39:19,140 --> 00:39:20,140 Oh, cool. 577 00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:23,076 The military calls it the Great Pumpkin. 578 00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:24,126 Whoa. 579 00:39:24,150 --> 00:39:26,436 So, it's a comet that looks like a skull, 580 00:39:26,460 --> 00:39:28,416 but they call it the Great Pumpkin? 581 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,496 Exactly. 582 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,906 Okay. 583 00:39:30,930 --> 00:39:32,826 It passes by Earth every now and then. 584 00:39:32,850 --> 00:39:34,386 Is it gonna hit Earth? 585 00:39:34,410 --> 00:39:35,257 Not this time. 586 00:39:35,281 --> 00:39:37,536 But it's gonna hit Earth eventually? 587 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:38,826 Maybe eventually. 588 00:39:38,850 --> 00:39:41,023 Man, why can't you just be into normal things? 589 00:39:41,047 --> 00:39:44,466 Like, you know this kinda stuff freaks me out, okay? 590 00:39:44,490 --> 00:39:48,366 Just forget about the death comment. 591 00:39:48,390 --> 00:39:50,286 Come to the dance with me. It'll be fine. 592 00:39:50,310 --> 00:39:52,386 You know I can't. I have to watch Cameron. 593 00:39:52,410 --> 00:39:53,556 Why? 594 00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:56,286 He's literally in his room, shaking and crying. 595 00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:58,266 He'll be fine. 596 00:39:58,290 --> 00:40:00,246 No, he won't! 597 00:40:00,270 --> 00:40:02,316 Zane, something is going on. 598 00:40:02,340 --> 00:40:03,150 I've been seeing things, 599 00:40:03,174 --> 00:40:05,016 and I think it's connected to this comet, 600 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,056 and Cameron saw something that scared him so bad, 601 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,766 he's literally speechless. 602 00:40:08,790 --> 00:40:10,176 Chill out. 603 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,826 It's conspiracy theories. 604 00:40:11,850 --> 00:40:14,046 Just a bunch of crazy talk, okay? 605 00:40:14,070 --> 00:40:16,776 Sometimes, the crazy ones are right all along. 606 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:17,976 Fine. 607 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,670 I'm going to the party. You have fun crazy-sitting. 608 00:40:22,792 --> 00:40:23,792 I will. 609 00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:53,547 ♪ Hey, witchy mama, do you need a place tonight ♪ 610 00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:02,256 You can't string wires across the room like that! 611 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,686 They can potentially choke someone! 612 00:41:04,710 --> 00:41:06,126 Move them, now! 613 00:41:06,150 --> 00:41:07,716 Come on, people! 614 00:41:07,740 --> 00:41:09,633 Let's focus! 615 00:41:10,950 --> 00:41:14,016 Where do you want it? 616 00:41:15,448 --> 00:41:16,943 Huh? Huh? 617 00:41:16,967 --> 00:41:18,050 Over there! 618 00:41:24,354 --> 00:41:27,366 ♪ You can't run ♪ 619 00:41:27,390 --> 00:41:29,046 We're gonna nail these freshmen so hard. 620 00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:31,296 Okay, you get Gretchen. I'm gonna get Tommy. 621 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,876 I'm gonna get Cameron too. Don't even worry. 622 00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:35,676 Nail every... 623 00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:36,607 Dude! 624 00:41:36,631 --> 00:41:38,826 - That's my God, bro. - That's one less freshman! 625 00:41:38,850 --> 00:41:41,074 - You're right. - We gotta, let's just... 626 00:41:41,098 --> 00:41:42,098 Okay. 627 00:41:53,580 --> 00:41:55,473 Our work here is done. 628 00:41:56,610 --> 00:41:58,086 No, it's not! 629 00:41:58,110 --> 00:41:59,796 Let's blow this taco stain. 630 00:41:59,820 --> 00:42:01,716 Come on, let's chill out for a little longer. 631 00:42:01,740 --> 00:42:03,066 Yeah! 632 00:42:03,090 --> 00:42:07,476 Dude. Please tell me you're not waiting for Alexa, dude! 633 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:09,876 You're insane. She ain't gonna show! 634 00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:11,448 She is gonna show up. 635 00:42:11,472 --> 00:42:13,660 She's avoiding you. 636 00:42:13,684 --> 00:42:15,393 Yeah, is that right? Do you think she's avoiding me? 637 00:42:15,417 --> 00:42:17,346 No, this dude's full of it. 638 00:42:17,370 --> 00:42:18,529 Thank you. 639 00:42:18,553 --> 00:42:19,505 Oh. 640 00:42:19,529 --> 00:42:20,529 Hey! 641 00:42:27,773 --> 00:42:28,583 This is gonna be so awesome. 642 00:42:28,607 --> 00:42:30,494 These freshmen aren't gonna know what hit them. 643 00:42:46,590 --> 00:42:47,993 - Ms. Clare? - Yes. 644 00:42:48,017 --> 00:42:50,196 - Father Fontoni. - Hi, Father. 645 00:42:50,220 --> 00:42:52,265 - How's the boy? - He's upstairs. 646 00:43:01,950 --> 00:43:04,446 The light bothers him, so I blocked up the window. 647 00:43:04,470 --> 00:43:05,466 It doesn't surprise me. 648 00:43:05,490 --> 00:43:08,013 It's very typical in these sorts of situations. 649 00:43:19,390 --> 00:43:20,557 You feel that? 650 00:43:22,052 --> 00:43:23,135 - No. - A bit? 651 00:43:24,067 --> 00:43:25,580 No. 652 00:43:25,604 --> 00:43:27,246 I feel something. 653 00:43:27,270 --> 00:43:29,820 There's definitely a demonic presence in this room. 654 00:43:31,050 --> 00:43:32,850 I gotta pull out the powerful stuff. 655 00:43:55,260 --> 00:43:56,260 What does that do? 656 00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:58,913 I'm working here, ma'am. 657 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,756 - What are you doing? - Relax. 658 00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:05,526 It's just holy water. 659 00:44:05,550 --> 00:44:06,876 If there was a problem, 660 00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:09,843 you'd be melting into a big old poof right now. 661 00:44:11,910 --> 00:44:12,910 Poof. 662 00:44:14,969 --> 00:44:17,423 Do you know why I'm here? 663 00:44:17,447 --> 00:44:20,556 If you can hear me, shake your head. 664 00:44:20,580 --> 00:44:22,146 Good, good. Okay. 665 00:44:22,170 --> 00:44:24,090 I need to know what you've seen. 666 00:44:25,619 --> 00:44:28,603 I need to know what you're feelin'. 667 00:44:28,627 --> 00:44:29,627 Okay. 668 00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:31,300 Last night, 669 00:44:32,790 --> 00:44:34,146 I saw something. 670 00:44:34,170 --> 00:44:35,397 What'd you see? 671 00:44:36,430 --> 00:44:37,430 Witches. 672 00:44:38,330 --> 00:44:40,413 Witches from outer space. 673 00:44:42,207 --> 00:44:44,957 And what makes you think these were witches you seen? 674 00:44:46,950 --> 00:44:47,950 They just were. 675 00:44:49,140 --> 00:44:50,240 They looked like that. 676 00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:55,900 Zane. 677 00:45:03,714 --> 00:45:04,714 Hey. 678 00:45:05,463 --> 00:45:07,356 Hey, uh, are you coming? 679 00:45:07,380 --> 00:45:08,976 I said no. 680 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,556 My mom hired an exorcist for Cameron and he's here now. 681 00:45:11,580 --> 00:45:13,176 A what? 682 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,283 Does he have a ghost? 683 00:45:15,270 --> 00:45:16,270 A what? 684 00:45:17,550 --> 00:45:18,550 Exorcist? 685 00:45:19,890 --> 00:45:21,816 Nothing. It doesn't matter. 686 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,084 Listen, babe, are you just trying to avoid me? 687 00:45:24,108 --> 00:45:25,849 No. I'm not, Zane. 688 00:45:25,873 --> 00:45:28,043 I just have to be here for Cameron right now. 689 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,956 Do me a favor, please. Don't go outside tonight. 690 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:33,980 Wait, wait. 691 00:45:36,633 --> 00:45:38,016 Like I said. 692 00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:39,905 Avoiding you. 693 00:45:39,929 --> 00:45:41,346 Shut up. 694 00:46:12,232 --> 00:46:13,956 We have two teenagers missing 695 00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:17,256 and an investigation taking place involving search parties. 696 00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,266 In the meantime, I'm gonna request 697 00:46:19,290 --> 00:46:21,246 that you cancel this party. 698 00:46:21,270 --> 00:46:23,946 Sheriff, isn't that a bit extreme? 699 00:46:23,970 --> 00:46:25,566 You may be right, but in this case, 700 00:46:25,590 --> 00:46:27,156 it's best that they stay home. 701 00:46:27,180 --> 00:46:29,166 You expect me to cancel a party 702 00:46:29,190 --> 00:46:31,836 that includes over 90 teenagers? 703 00:46:31,860 --> 00:46:34,446 Their raging hormones will go wild! 704 00:46:34,470 --> 00:46:37,836 And I'm not about to deal with those raging hormones 705 00:46:37,860 --> 00:46:41,046 that would annihilate me for doing it! 706 00:46:41,070 --> 00:46:42,936 I'm sure a man of your candor 707 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,306 can manage to set this straight. 708 00:46:45,330 --> 00:46:47,796 We have a serious situation developing here, 709 00:46:47,820 --> 00:46:50,436 and I've seen enough with my own eyes. 710 00:46:50,460 --> 00:46:53,283 I'm giving you one hour, Mr. Bowman. 711 00:46:56,668 --> 00:46:58,001 May I see him? 712 00:46:59,220 --> 00:47:00,993 I suppose. A short visit. 713 00:47:03,138 --> 00:47:04,638 - Father. - Father. 714 00:47:09,870 --> 00:47:11,916 Well, it looks like my work here is done for now. 715 00:47:11,940 --> 00:47:14,376 - Thank you, Father. - Absolutely. 716 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,526 If anything changes of the boy's status, like uh, 717 00:47:17,550 --> 00:47:20,496 profuse sweating, vomiting, 718 00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,286 or weird contorting of the body, 719 00:47:23,310 --> 00:47:25,258 you call my hotline immediately. 720 00:47:25,282 --> 00:47:27,450 - Capisce? - Capisce. 721 00:47:27,474 --> 00:47:28,284 Thank you. 722 00:47:28,308 --> 00:47:29,551 Very important. 723 00:47:39,420 --> 00:47:41,346 Cameron, can I come in? 724 00:47:41,370 --> 00:47:42,370 Sure. 725 00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,206 Pretty rough night, huh, bud? 726 00:47:55,230 --> 00:47:56,230 Yeah. 727 00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,076 You know, Cameron, 728 00:47:59,100 --> 00:48:01,100 I believe every word that you're saying. 729 00:48:03,724 --> 00:48:05,476 They think I'm crazy. 730 00:48:06,630 --> 00:48:09,303 Believe me when I say I know exactly how you feel. 731 00:48:10,980 --> 00:48:15,816 You know, in life, things tend to get in the way 732 00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,813 and they can either build you up or take you down. 733 00:48:20,914 --> 00:48:23,166 Then the witches are taking me down. 734 00:48:23,190 --> 00:48:25,836 No, Cameron, they could never. 735 00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:27,760 You have the ability to push 'em away. 736 00:48:29,550 --> 00:48:30,550 How? 737 00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:34,360 Let's just say. 738 00:48:35,550 --> 00:48:36,550 I know. 739 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,040 I've seen them too. 740 00:48:41,305 --> 00:48:42,305 You, you did? 741 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:44,706 Yeah. 742 00:48:44,730 --> 00:48:45,843 A long time ago. 743 00:48:47,010 --> 00:48:49,260 And I've never really told anybody this, but, 744 00:48:50,190 --> 00:48:52,386 I've hid it like a secret. 745 00:48:52,410 --> 00:48:53,823 Hid it behind this patch. 746 00:48:54,900 --> 00:48:56,886 It's like your war wound. 747 00:48:56,910 --> 00:48:57,936 Yeah. 748 00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:58,960 Kinda. 749 00:49:02,365 --> 00:49:03,365 Whoa. 750 00:49:04,096 --> 00:49:05,096 Shh. 751 00:49:06,180 --> 00:49:07,593 You see, when I saw them, 752 00:49:08,580 --> 00:49:11,523 they took my eye and they gave me this. 753 00:49:13,860 --> 00:49:15,744 Do you think they can see us? 754 00:49:15,768 --> 00:49:17,333 Yeah. 755 00:49:17,357 --> 00:49:18,813 They can see us and hear us. 756 00:49:23,757 --> 00:49:24,757 Hello? 757 00:49:28,410 --> 00:49:30,033 Hello? Anyone in there? 758 00:49:43,380 --> 00:49:46,443 I just, I don't think I can fight 'em alone. 759 00:49:50,340 --> 00:49:52,233 I'm with you all the way, Dad. 760 00:49:56,310 --> 00:49:58,053 Let's go kill some witches. 761 00:50:22,890 --> 00:50:25,596 Reports of some missing youngsters out there. 762 00:50:25,620 --> 00:50:27,366 Don't know if these kiddos are just skipping school, 763 00:50:27,390 --> 00:50:29,413 but if you happen to see some crazy stuff outside, 764 00:50:29,437 --> 00:50:32,676 like some witches flying around or some aliens coming down, 765 00:50:32,700 --> 00:50:34,716 call your local authority and let 'em know 766 00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:36,306 what you have seen. 767 00:50:36,330 --> 00:50:38,316 All right, all you ghosts and goblins, 768 00:50:38,340 --> 00:50:39,693 let's get back to the hits! 769 00:50:52,590 --> 00:50:53,590 Jesus! 770 00:50:56,130 --> 00:50:57,786 You know, you could've been killed! 771 00:50:57,810 --> 00:50:59,796 This is not a safe night to be outside. 772 00:50:59,820 --> 00:51:01,056 I think your parents would agree with me. 773 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:02,646 My parents wouldn't care! 774 00:51:02,670 --> 00:51:04,800 Get in the car. I'll take you home. 775 00:51:22,671 --> 00:51:24,486 Professor M. 776 00:51:24,510 --> 00:51:25,510 Earle. 777 00:51:26,470 --> 00:51:29,256 Gather everybody together. Something's coming down. 778 00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,573 Put your posse together. 779 00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:33,107 Yeah. 780 00:51:33,131 --> 00:51:34,846 - I got it. - Copy. 781 00:51:34,870 --> 00:51:35,870 All right. 782 00:51:46,927 --> 00:51:49,235 Please, please, everyone, may have your attention? 783 00:51:49,259 --> 00:51:51,666 Please, settle down! Can I have your attention? 784 00:51:51,690 --> 00:51:53,676 Please, settle down! 785 00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:55,116 I'm sorry to have to say this. 786 00:51:55,140 --> 00:51:57,756 I know how hard you've worked on this party, 787 00:51:57,780 --> 00:52:01,236 and for some of you, these moments and events 788 00:52:01,260 --> 00:52:02,946 are things that are gonna stick with you 789 00:52:02,970 --> 00:52:06,216 as you go into the real world! 790 00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:10,275 I'm sorry to have to say this, but the party is canceled! 791 00:52:11,595 --> 00:52:12,966 I know! I know! 792 00:52:12,990 --> 00:52:17,256 But there are circumstances that put us in this position! 793 00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:20,136 The local authorities have suggested 794 00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:23,706 that your parents or guardians escort you home! 795 00:52:23,730 --> 00:52:26,796 No one is to leave by themselves! 796 00:52:26,820 --> 00:52:29,217 The party is off, folks! 797 00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:32,520 That's not fair. We've worked so hard. 798 00:52:33,396 --> 00:52:34,206 Let's go. 799 00:52:34,230 --> 00:52:35,750 You should've shut this down. 800 00:52:45,030 --> 00:52:46,626 Will you boys help me round everyone up 801 00:52:46,650 --> 00:52:47,817 so we can get them home? 802 00:52:47,841 --> 00:52:49,716 With all due respect, Sheriff, 803 00:52:49,740 --> 00:52:51,713 how do you expect us to do all that? 804 00:52:51,737 --> 00:52:56,418 You're gonna help me contact their families, one by one. 805 00:52:56,442 --> 00:52:57,842 Ms. Sheriff? 806 00:52:58,770 --> 00:53:02,196 Perhaps if I could wear a badge, I could be like a deputy. 807 00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:03,936 I think knowing your recent history, 808 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,576 you're better suited as a safety guard. 809 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,365 Safety guard? 810 00:53:08,389 --> 00:53:09,645 Safety cop. 811 00:53:09,669 --> 00:53:12,037 Shut up, man. 812 00:53:55,980 --> 00:53:57,663 Uh, who called this guy? 813 00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:01,116 Hey, somebody called the exterminator, huh? 814 00:54:01,140 --> 00:54:02,140 Gretchen? 815 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:04,360 Yes? 816 00:54:06,420 --> 00:54:10,336 I run Uncle Quint's Eight-Legged Elimination, all right? 817 00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:13,116 If it has zero legs or more than four, 818 00:54:13,140 --> 00:54:15,126 we smash it to the floor. 819 00:54:15,150 --> 00:54:17,406 If those spiders are as big as the girl said... 820 00:54:17,430 --> 00:54:18,966 Listen, I don't think you know 821 00:54:18,990 --> 00:54:20,496 what we're dealing with here. 822 00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,326 Don't tell me my business, holy man, okay? 823 00:54:22,350 --> 00:54:24,603 You guys called the exterminator, all right? 824 00:54:25,530 --> 00:54:28,243 And once I go in there and kill those SOBs, 825 00:54:28,267 --> 00:54:30,576 then you guys can get back to your little square dance, 826 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,026 or whatever it is you got going on here. 827 00:54:32,050 --> 00:54:35,016 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, tough guy. 828 00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:36,606 We'll wait here. 829 00:54:36,630 --> 00:54:39,726 But understand, those demons out there? 830 00:54:39,750 --> 00:54:44,063 Those bastards are fast. 831 00:54:48,510 --> 00:54:49,656 Idiot. 832 00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,366 Better him than me. 833 00:54:51,390 --> 00:54:52,790 Better him than all of us. 834 00:54:53,910 --> 00:54:55,510 Outta your mind out here, huh? 835 00:54:56,550 --> 00:54:59,903 What're we doing out here, you little critters, huh? 836 00:55:07,349 --> 00:55:08,746 Forget about it, right? 837 00:55:08,770 --> 00:55:12,069 I know how to deal with 'em street urchins. 838 00:55:15,527 --> 00:55:16,899 They're everywhere. 839 00:55:16,923 --> 00:55:19,592 They only said a couple of spiders. 840 00:55:19,616 --> 00:55:22,288 Only a couple of 'em. Spiders with wings, though? 841 00:55:26,790 --> 00:55:29,285 They only said a couple of spiders. 842 00:55:42,630 --> 00:55:44,007 Is that what you look like? 843 00:56:05,355 --> 00:56:06,165 Yeah. 844 00:56:06,189 --> 00:56:07,866 Yeah, did you see that? Right? 845 00:56:07,890 --> 00:56:10,806 Did your Fisher Price spray toy work this time? 846 00:56:10,830 --> 00:56:12,816 They're massive spiders, right? Five legs! 847 00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,436 And you are right, Padre. They're huge! 848 00:56:14,460 --> 00:56:15,546 They're fast, right? 849 00:56:15,570 --> 00:56:17,376 You know what they're doing right now? 850 00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:19,146 They're headed out north to the high school, 851 00:56:19,170 --> 00:56:20,166 where the kids are at! 852 00:56:20,190 --> 00:56:21,786 They're having a Halloween party. 853 00:56:21,810 --> 00:56:23,976 If it's not cats, it's kids. 854 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,416 - You did say kids, right? - I say kids. 855 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:26,377 Yeah. Young blood. 856 00:56:26,401 --> 00:56:28,536 They've always been looking for young blood. 857 00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,486 - How do you know? - 'Cause we were young blood. 858 00:56:30,510 --> 00:56:33,006 And you're just gonna have to trust us on this. 859 00:56:33,030 --> 00:56:34,732 We're gonna need a bigger gun, then. 860 00:56:35,633 --> 00:56:36,443 Well, where the hell they at? 861 00:56:36,467 --> 00:56:38,496 Point us in the right direction, then. 862 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,836 Well, why didn't you just ask? Come with me. 863 00:56:40,860 --> 00:56:42,573 Padre, I thought you were a man of God. 864 00:56:42,597 --> 00:56:44,376 Did you ever read the Old Testament? 865 00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,656 No, but I like your style. 866 00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:49,206 Look. Round everybody up, get 'em over to the school. 867 00:56:49,230 --> 00:56:50,735 I'll see you there. 868 00:56:50,759 --> 00:56:51,759 Come with me. 869 00:57:03,298 --> 00:57:05,243 From your past, I'm guessing? 870 00:57:06,450 --> 00:57:08,856 Yeah I keep 'em around to fight evil on occasion. 871 00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,376 And, uh, what kinda work is it that you do? 872 00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:12,400 Exorcisms. 873 00:57:13,170 --> 00:57:14,698 Hey, kid. Get away from the car. 874 00:57:23,630 --> 00:57:25,386 The power just went out. 875 00:57:25,410 --> 00:57:27,306 What the heck was that noise? 876 00:57:27,330 --> 00:57:29,192 - Did you lock all the doors? - I think so. 877 00:57:29,216 --> 00:57:31,709 Did you hear that? 878 00:57:31,733 --> 00:57:34,650 - What was that noise? - I don't know. 879 00:57:36,344 --> 00:57:37,818 - I didn't hear it. - Go check, now. 880 00:57:37,842 --> 00:57:39,425 - Now, go, go. - Okay. 881 00:57:57,881 --> 00:57:59,450 Mom? 882 00:57:59,474 --> 00:58:00,965 - What? - Behind you. 883 00:58:03,245 --> 00:58:05,078 Everyone downstairs! 884 00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:17,306 Oh, no. 885 00:58:17,330 --> 00:58:18,954 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 886 00:58:18,978 --> 00:58:21,561 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 887 00:58:24,384 --> 00:58:26,301 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 888 00:58:27,664 --> 00:58:28,664 Look! 889 00:58:31,576 --> 00:58:32,576 Look! 890 00:58:33,285 --> 00:58:34,285 Oh, no. 891 00:58:35,574 --> 00:58:37,324 Everybody upstairs! 892 00:58:45,268 --> 00:58:46,515 I'm gonna barricade the door! 893 00:58:46,539 --> 00:58:47,539 Good idea. 894 00:58:51,299 --> 00:58:52,616 How did you get in here? 895 00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:53,976 - The back door. - What? 896 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,293 It's always Gretchen. 897 00:59:06,005 --> 00:59:07,005 - What? - What? 898 00:59:08,525 --> 00:59:09,823 Water! 899 00:59:09,847 --> 00:59:12,017 Water! It, it kills them! 900 00:59:12,041 --> 00:59:13,041 Water? 901 00:59:16,522 --> 00:59:17,522 Water. 902 00:59:20,839 --> 00:59:24,043 Come on, come on, come on. 903 00:59:24,067 --> 00:59:25,567 Come on. 904 00:59:25,591 --> 00:59:27,925 Hurry, hurry, hurry. 905 00:59:27,949 --> 00:59:29,616 Hurry, hurry, hurry. 906 00:59:32,841 --> 00:59:34,341 Come on. Faster! 907 00:59:40,793 --> 00:59:44,460 We should probably turn on the sprinklers. 908 00:59:49,511 --> 00:59:50,676 All right. 909 00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:51,700 Water. 910 00:59:52,590 --> 00:59:53,526 On three. One. 911 00:59:53,550 --> 00:59:54,550 - Two. - Two. 912 00:59:55,591 --> 00:59:56,633 - Three! - Three! 913 01:00:10,165 --> 01:00:11,674 Let's go, Preacher! We gotta go! 914 01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:16,416 Earle! Let 'em know. 915 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:17,440 What? 916 01:00:18,167 --> 01:00:20,436 Earle, I need you to get the others on the phone. 917 01:00:20,460 --> 01:00:23,196 Let 'em know that water, water kills 'em! 918 01:00:23,220 --> 01:00:26,823 Cameron! I need you to look after Mom and Alexa, okay? 919 01:00:27,660 --> 01:00:28,660 Sure, Dad. 920 01:00:30,426 --> 01:00:32,736 Gotta hurry up. 921 01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:33,875 Alexa! 922 01:00:33,899 --> 01:00:38,395 Looks like we're gonna be safe. 923 01:00:49,982 --> 01:00:51,696 - Hey, hey, hey! - They're all gonna die. 924 01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:53,766 What do you want from me? It's cold outside. 925 01:00:53,790 --> 01:00:56,226 I got a real bad feeling about this. 926 01:00:56,250 --> 01:00:57,696 I wish we had a cat. 927 01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:58,687 What? 928 01:00:58,711 --> 01:01:01,146 A cat? What would we do with a cat? 929 01:01:01,170 --> 01:01:04,083 My cat Ripley likes to catch and eat spiders! 930 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,056 That's gotta be one big freaking cat. 931 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:08,436 She's pretty big. 932 01:01:23,948 --> 01:01:26,448 - Oh, hey! - Get in here, dude. 933 01:01:28,476 --> 01:01:29,476 Are they dead? 934 01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:31,260 What the heck? 935 01:01:32,370 --> 01:01:33,903 Two spider-mans. 936 01:01:35,086 --> 01:01:36,936 That's one way to win best costume. 937 01:01:43,767 --> 01:01:46,463 Settle down, everyone! Settle down! 938 01:01:46,487 --> 01:01:49,937 I'm scared! 939 01:01:51,090 --> 01:01:53,090 Everyone, stay in your seats! 940 01:02:01,154 --> 01:02:03,237 What is that? 941 01:02:04,428 --> 01:02:06,966 Everyone stay in your seats! 942 01:02:06,990 --> 01:02:09,003 Settle down, everyone. Settle down! 943 01:02:19,740 --> 01:02:20,736 Change of plans! 944 01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:24,453 Everybody grab a chair and barricade the doors! 945 01:03:05,077 --> 01:03:06,232 Cameron! Alexa! 946 01:03:06,256 --> 01:03:07,427 Get back here! 947 01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:23,916 Whoa, whoa! Hold your fire, hold your fire! 948 01:03:23,940 --> 01:03:24,787 Come on! 949 01:03:24,811 --> 01:03:26,286 It's not working! 950 01:03:26,310 --> 01:03:27,573 We need holy water! 951 01:03:28,740 --> 01:03:30,576 Hey, Father! Father! 952 01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:32,316 All you had to do was ask! 953 01:03:32,340 --> 01:03:34,043 I got all kinds of holy water. 954 01:03:34,067 --> 01:03:36,161 I knew I could count on you, Fontoni. 955 01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:40,236 You guys better hurry up with that holy water! 956 01:03:40,260 --> 01:03:42,006 This stuff isn't working, guys! 957 01:03:42,030 --> 01:03:43,056 Hurry! Fill it up! 958 01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:44,133 Let's go! Move! 959 01:03:45,567 --> 01:03:48,066 - Fill it up, fill it up. - It's on my 960 01:03:48,090 --> 01:03:49,986 Jesus Christ, Father. It's the good stuff! 961 01:03:50,010 --> 01:03:52,146 - Well, I'm getting it. - Okay, okay, okay, okay! 962 01:03:52,170 --> 01:03:53,616 Christ, for Christ's sake! 963 01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:55,236 Here, pass it around. Pass it around. 964 01:03:55,260 --> 01:03:58,356 Get your holy water here. Holy water. 965 01:03:58,380 --> 01:04:00,276 - Get your holy water. - Thank you, Father. 966 01:04:00,300 --> 01:04:01,300 Holy water. 967 01:04:02,820 --> 01:04:04,572 Everybody get their holy water? 968 01:04:04,596 --> 01:04:05,676 - Got it. - You good? 969 01:04:05,700 --> 01:04:07,803 - Let's do this! - Let's do this, Father. 970 01:04:10,620 --> 01:04:11,700 Witch claw. 971 01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:47,248 You guys ready? You ready for this? 972 01:04:47,272 --> 01:04:48,414 - Ready. - Let me hear it! 973 01:04:50,803 --> 01:04:52,720 - Get the bastards! - Woo! 974 01:04:55,161 --> 01:04:56,161 Take that! 975 01:05:02,490 --> 01:05:03,935 Hey, everybody get outta here! 976 01:05:03,959 --> 01:05:05,342 You heard him! Get lost! 977 01:05:05,366 --> 01:05:06,313 Go! 978 01:05:06,337 --> 01:05:07,337 Come on! 979 01:05:20,091 --> 01:05:21,157 Oh, man. 980 01:05:21,181 --> 01:05:23,787 I don't want to get abducted, man! 981 01:05:23,811 --> 01:05:24,939 They're gonna probe us! 982 01:05:24,963 --> 01:05:26,510 No, dude, I don't wanna get probed! 983 01:05:26,534 --> 01:05:28,097 You know what happened when you get probed? 984 01:05:28,121 --> 01:05:30,708 Yes! You grow up, never being the same! 985 01:05:48,417 --> 01:05:49,776 All right, guys. 986 01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:51,576 I'm gonna go and help the kids out, all right? 987 01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:54,227 - I'll see you guys in there. - All right. 988 01:05:56,460 --> 01:05:57,636 - Let's- - Kick. 989 01:05:57,660 --> 01:05:59,307 Ass. 990 01:06:06,465 --> 01:06:08,288 I think we can find some in here. 991 01:06:08,312 --> 01:06:10,116 Now, that's what I'm talking about. 992 01:06:10,140 --> 01:06:11,642 Wait. Over there? 993 01:06:11,666 --> 01:06:12,832 Yeah. 994 01:06:12,856 --> 01:06:13,856 Okay. 995 01:06:19,283 --> 01:06:21,166 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 996 01:06:21,190 --> 01:06:23,023 Oh, yeah. That's good. 997 01:06:26,088 --> 01:06:27,088 Here, kid. 998 01:06:28,051 --> 01:06:28,867 All right, let's get outta here. 999 01:06:28,891 --> 01:06:30,605 Father, you need to bless it. 1000 01:06:30,629 --> 01:06:32,046 Yeah, yeah. 1001 01:06:32,070 --> 01:06:33,756 Uh, yeah. 1002 01:06:33,780 --> 01:06:35,286 About that? Uh... 1003 01:06:35,310 --> 01:06:36,846 There's a little problem. 1004 01:06:36,870 --> 01:06:37,870 What? 1005 01:06:38,730 --> 01:06:39,846 I get kicked out. 1006 01:06:39,870 --> 01:06:41,136 What? 1007 01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:43,566 I got kicked out of the church, okay? My temper. 1008 01:06:43,590 --> 01:06:44,400 Are you serious? 1009 01:06:44,424 --> 01:06:45,996 What about all the spectacles, testicles, 1010 01:06:46,020 --> 01:06:48,486 watch and wallet crap you told us? 1011 01:06:48,510 --> 01:06:49,836 Yeah, what do you want me to say? 1012 01:06:49,860 --> 01:06:52,026 And you're only telling us this now? 1013 01:06:52,050 --> 01:06:53,046 Do it. 1014 01:06:53,070 --> 01:06:54,546 - Do what? - Bless the water. 1015 01:06:54,570 --> 01:06:55,507 I can't. 1016 01:06:55,531 --> 01:06:57,486 - Do it. - I can't! 1017 01:06:57,510 --> 01:07:01,015 Sometimes, you just need to have a little bit of faith. 1018 01:07:01,039 --> 01:07:02,684 All right, all right. Okay, okay. 1019 01:07:02,708 --> 01:07:04,125 Father. Holy Father. 1020 01:07:04,149 --> 01:07:05,605 Holy Father. 1021 01:07:05,629 --> 01:07:07,956 Holy Father, please bless this water. Uh... 1022 01:07:07,980 --> 01:07:08,980 You got this. 1023 01:07:09,870 --> 01:07:10,870 Amen. 1024 01:07:13,380 --> 01:07:14,430 Let's get outta here. 1025 01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:16,893 Come on, Zane. 1026 01:07:18,299 --> 01:07:19,147 Come on, Zane. 1027 01:07:19,171 --> 01:07:20,670 Answer, answer. Please answer. 1028 01:07:22,290 --> 01:07:23,613 Come on, come on, come on. 1029 01:07:24,690 --> 01:07:27,696 Oh, man. George, hurry, dude! 1030 01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:30,126 Guns don't work. 1031 01:07:30,150 --> 01:07:31,150 You! 1032 01:07:51,493 --> 01:07:55,765 I'm going to have to ask you to leave! 1033 01:08:08,749 --> 01:08:11,186 I guess we don't have detention anymore, man. 1034 01:08:11,210 --> 01:08:13,183 That means class is canceled tomorrow. 1035 01:08:13,207 --> 01:08:14,422 Yeah, I think. 1036 01:08:14,446 --> 01:08:15,446 - Oh... - Yes! 1037 01:08:53,005 --> 01:08:55,086 You know what's worse than water? 1038 01:08:55,110 --> 01:08:56,826 Holy water! 1039 01:08:56,850 --> 01:08:58,191 Holy water! 1040 01:09:04,623 --> 01:09:08,848 You, George, are the smartest human being on Earth. 1041 01:09:35,258 --> 01:09:37,475 Oh, yeah! You like that? 1042 01:09:37,499 --> 01:09:39,163 Hah! Come on! 1043 01:09:39,187 --> 01:09:41,139 This one's for you, Dad! 1044 01:09:41,163 --> 01:09:44,315 Want me to play baseball all the time! 1045 01:09:44,339 --> 01:09:45,843 I don't like baseball! 1046 01:09:45,867 --> 01:09:47,351 Yeah, baby! 1047 01:09:47,375 --> 01:09:48,981 Let's go. 1048 01:09:49,005 --> 01:09:50,272 Keep 'em coming, George. Come on! 1049 01:09:50,296 --> 01:09:51,296 Hell yeah! 1050 01:09:52,864 --> 01:09:55,773 Holy water? Oh, I got somethin' better. 1051 01:09:56,880 --> 01:09:57,893 Fire water! 1052 01:10:22,439 --> 01:10:24,789 I guess we won't have detention anymore. 1053 01:10:24,813 --> 01:10:27,120 I'm never gonna graduate. 1054 01:10:27,144 --> 01:10:31,311 You never were. 1055 01:11:39,975 --> 01:11:42,759 We kicked his ass. 1056 01:11:42,783 --> 01:11:44,976 Think we got 'em all? 1057 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,540 They might be back. 1058 01:11:47,564 --> 01:11:48,564 Eh. 1059 01:11:58,361 --> 01:11:59,467 Woo! 1060 01:11:59,491 --> 01:12:00,491 You got 'em? 1061 01:12:05,050 --> 01:12:05,936 Yes! 1062 01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:06,960 Let's go! 1063 01:12:21,527 --> 01:12:23,343 What a great story. 1064 01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:30,020 You two might have helped save the human race. 1065 01:12:30,300 --> 01:12:31,300 How? 1066 01:12:32,190 --> 01:12:33,603 No one's gonna believe us. 1067 01:12:35,730 --> 01:12:36,933 We're just two kids. 1068 01:12:37,830 --> 01:12:41,496 Besides, all of our evidence 1069 01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:42,520 just melted. 1070 01:12:44,310 --> 01:12:46,716 Wait. I think I can prove it. 1071 01:12:46,740 --> 01:12:47,740 What? 1072 01:12:48,540 --> 01:12:49,540 I found 1073 01:12:52,219 --> 01:12:53,793 this, at the school. 1074 01:13:01,890 --> 01:13:04,233 The claw of an alien witch! 1075 01:13:08,100 --> 01:13:10,206 For sure, you might have saved the world. 1076 01:13:10,230 --> 01:13:13,326 You must tell everybody. Tell everybody! 1077 01:13:13,350 --> 01:13:14,973 Hopefully, they got their hint. 1078 01:13:16,140 --> 01:13:21,140 But I'm willing to bet they'll be back. 1079 01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:23,710 They'll be back. 1080 01:15:08,264 --> 01:15:09,576 We'll switch on the lens. All right. 1081 01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:12,876 And welcome to Uncle Quinn's Eight-Legged Elimination. 1082 01:15:12,900 --> 01:15:15,216 If it has more than four legs or none at all, 1083 01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:16,926 we smash it to the floor! 1084 01:15:16,950 --> 01:15:19,056 All right, I wanna show you guys something special. 1085 01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:23,466 Look at this. This is my cat Salem's first kill ever, huh? 1086 01:15:23,490 --> 01:15:24,786 Look at it. She's beautiful. 1087 01:15:24,810 --> 01:15:26,406 Took it to the taxidermist. 1088 01:15:26,430 --> 01:15:29,226 Had a taxidermian in this, did this, 1089 01:15:29,250 --> 01:15:30,636 or whatever it is they do, huh? 1090 01:15:30,660 --> 01:15:32,046 Beautiful piece, right there. 1091 01:15:32,070 --> 01:15:35,526 Also, I wanna thank you so much for your viewership. 1092 01:15:35,550 --> 01:15:38,316 We have doubled in the last three months 1093 01:15:38,340 --> 01:15:40,406 from 20 to 52 viewers. 1094 01:15:40,430 --> 01:15:42,906 Oh, my God. It's fantastic, huh? 1095 01:15:42,930 --> 01:15:44,286 So, make sure you tell your friends. 1096 01:15:44,310 --> 01:15:47,856 Subscribe, smash that like button down here, and up here, 1097 01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:51,216 we got a video on our last excursion with aliens, 1098 01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:53,496 and over here, my all-time favorite video, 1099 01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:55,446 it's all about how to battle bedbugs. 1100 01:15:55,470 --> 01:15:57,846 Oh, quick, before we go, I wanna introduce you to somebody 1101 01:15:57,870 --> 01:16:00,491 super special and super near and dear to my heart. 1102 01:16:00,515 --> 01:16:03,454 I'd like to bring in Salem, my cat. Come here, baby. 1103 01:16:03,478 --> 01:16:05,309 Come here, baby. This is Salem. 1104 01:16:05,333 --> 01:16:07,296 Look at him. Oh, yes. 1105 01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:08,855 Salem, say hello. 1106 01:16:08,879 --> 01:16:11,809 "Hello, I'm Salem the kitty cat. I kill spiders." 1107 01:16:16,330 --> 01:16:17,785 You hear that? 1108 01:16:17,809 --> 01:16:19,983 You hear that? 1109 01:16:20,007 --> 01:16:22,206 It sounds like we're going after the five-legged 1110 01:16:22,230 --> 01:16:23,586 buggers again, huh? 1111 01:16:23,610 --> 01:16:26,136 All right. Listen, I gotta go. 1112 01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:27,933 Uncle Quinn, signing out. 1113 01:16:35,443 --> 01:16:38,599 ♪ School's out, school's out forever ♪ 1114 01:16:38,623 --> 01:16:41,828 ♪ School's out, school's out forever ♪ 1115 01:16:41,852 --> 01:16:45,045 ♪ We're stuck in detention ♪ 1116 01:16:45,069 --> 01:16:48,264 ♪ We never thought that life went good ♪ 1117 01:16:48,288 --> 01:16:51,365 ♪ School's out, school's out forever ♪ 1118 01:16:51,389 --> 01:16:54,675 ♪ School's out, school's out forever ♪ 1119 01:16:54,699 --> 01:16:58,320 ♪ But we were hiding from them ♪ 1120 01:17:01,090 --> 01:17:04,244 ♪ School's out, school's out forever ♪ 1121 01:17:04,268 --> 01:17:07,435 ♪ School's out, school's out forever ♪ 1122 01:17:07,459 --> 01:17:10,866 ♪ We just had no idea ♪ 1123 01:17:10,890 --> 01:17:15,057 ♪ Until the witches made it clear ♪ 1124 01:17:42,751 --> 01:17:45,799 ♪ Is that the sound, the principal's gone ♪ 1125 01:17:45,823 --> 01:17:48,986 ♪ They took, the principal's dead ♪ 1126 01:17:49,010 --> 01:17:54,010 ♪ School's out, school's out forever ♪ 1127 01:17:55,836 --> 01:17:58,943 ♪ Is that the sound, the principal's gone ♪ 1128 01:18:01,841 --> 01:18:06,841 ♪ School's out, school's out forever ♪ 1129 01:18:08,521 --> 01:18:11,308 ♪ Is that the sound, the principal's gone ♪ 1130 01:18:11,332 --> 01:18:14,588 ♪ Man, we'll never be the same again ♪ 1131 01:18:14,612 --> 01:18:19,612 ♪ School's out, school's out forever ♪ 1132 01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:24,683 ♪ Is that the sound, the principal's gone ♪ 1133 01:18:27,511 --> 01:18:31,928 ♪ School's out, school's out forever ♪ 75818

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