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Hopefully we get this all right for our girls.

I'm a little nervous.

Where'd you get this?

Where's the local convenience store?

I can't believe it's the

first

time. Having Thanksgiving with just her dad.

But at least we have each other.

I know, right? It's nice. But, like, I can't even call her mom anymore. I just

have to call her Lee.

I know. I know.

Every time someone calls me, she gets so upset when I don't call her mom.

Yeah. I know. Same with mom. And it's like, what do you expect?

You literally ran off with my best friend's mom. Yeah. I was just like, how

could you, you know? Yeah. And, like, now her dad is sitting downstairs eating

dinner by himself.

I love him so much.

You're just so, so nice. I know, so is yours. I love him so much.

So, yeah, it's hard, but, I mean, I don't know, it's just annoying, the fact

that, like, I feel bad for them, you know, like, our parents, like, our moms

were lesbians the whole time.

I don't understand it.

How can Thelma leave him? Your dad is so sweet.

Oh my god, how can Luis leave your dad?

I don't know.

He's always just been there for the both of us. I know.

Ever since we were little, they're so sweet.

And everybody at school, like Max, is like, oh yeah, your mom's left.

So I'm like, yeah, so what? Whatever.

She's not here anymore.

Wow.

She really cooked everything for you. She did. I was going to make the money

the family.

Oh my God.

That happened, huh?

Pretend like you know what we're doing.

There we go.

You can give it to him cold.

That's how we call it up.

It doesn't look pretty, but...

Why is there water in here?

Is that how you do it?

That looks good, right?

I don't know how to do it.

Are you supposed to cook it?

You got the turkey in the oven?

Yeah, I put it in a while ago. Is it cooking?

It's something.

Why is there smoke going on? I don't know.

Your kitchen's broken.

No, my kitchen's not washed. What the fuck, man?

You sure that's a turkey?

It was.

I don't know, man.

That looks not like a turkey to me.

Well, you know, we're pretty, pretty useless, huh? Oh, my

God. Where's my fingerprint?

Oh, man.

Um. Yeah. We need to crack a window.

Get, get, um.

Did your child open the...

Your housekeeper tells you it's on fire. Yeah, I mean, I had to do something,

right? I don't know if that's right.

My mom called me earlier.

Okay.

Velma called me earlier and asked me how Dad was doing. Like, she even cared.

Yeah, what the heck? She didn't have the right to ask that. There's something in

my own business.

Do you smell that?

Yeah, we should probably get down there.

Yeah, he has a, you know, came across a bit of an issue.

Oh my God. You know, he's got your mom's got a bulky amount of stuff, but

we clearly don't know how to cook. That's a foul.

I mean, we tried our best.

What is going on?

You put the turkey on the salad? Why is it so small? No, it's not, it's not,

it's dressed, it's pretty.

I mean,

I'm not eating that. It's blackened.

Yeah, it's special. We went in from a cookbook that we found.

We heard the fire alarm.

That's how you know it's done.

That's the sign of a good kitchen.

Yeah, come on, girls. Sit down. Here you go.

Here's what they do.

All right.

Bon appetit. All right.

You guys want to take this out and pass it down? Take it a little bit.

We got corn and green beans.

Bread. And a small, small bird turkey.

Yeah.

Hopefully you don't like this.

Yeah, it's nice, that bacon.

Yeah, we really appreciate that.

decorations that we eat.

I mean, you know, your mom's not here. At least it looks like you're not vegan.

I don't think that's acceptable at all.

Are we

supposed

to cook three things?

I always forget. I think they can, they already become cooked.

I think... I mean, I don't think anyone's gonna get sick there, huh?

Yeah,

um... I don't think this is... That's not good.

Well, at least it's dead, huh?

I was just about to say, at least it's not alive.

Maybe it's jerky at this point.

It could be.

How did that happen?

This is ridiculous.

We didn't make the bread. The bread is coming back to life. Look at it.

You need that, like, memory.

Yeah, we didn't buy the bread, unfortunately. Can you pass me a salad?

We're going to have to eat something.

Is the bread edible?

What? Is it edible?

Um,

yeah. Do you like food, honey?

It's a delicious thing.

No, no, we appreciate everything you do.

What?

I thank you for.

Well, thank you for trying.

Dad, thank you.

You're welcome.

Is this supposed to be our wine class?

We definitely forgot wine. We are failing on all occasions.

All right, I think it's time we give thanks.

I'll go first, Ron will go second.

I'm thankful for my daughter.

Such a beautiful young girl.

You look like you love her so much.

I'm thankful for this.

The corn.

These green beans.

And my ego.

I'm glad that there is food in my plate tonight because she

took all my money.

I'm grateful for learning experiences. We're going to begin. I don't know how

cook.

So,

I think her dad's a little under a lot of pressure.

I know.

It kind of seems to be.

I decided to go downstairs.

I was thinking, maybe it might be because they haven't gotten any action,

really. Yeah. I have been seeing my dad with one lady since the divorce. Yeah.

Like, literally, like, if he's out there, I'm thinking, well, my dad has,

brought that girl home and then left.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Well, okay.

I was kind of thinking about it, though.

like here we are all this long but I was kind of thinking that since they

haven't gotten any and you know they're like so stressed out that maybe we could

like do each other's stuff I mean I'm totally the exact same oh my

gosh yeah okay so I do your dad and you do mine

Since you guys have been over a lot of pressure lately, that we give back in

light of the holiday season.

All right.

You don't have to do that.

No, I mean, you guys do so much for us, and we just want to show you how

thankful we are. That's just part of what we have to do at first, you know?

Where does that be that you can't hang out with us?

Well, we wouldn't have it any other way.

Yeah, and I think I know.

What are you girls going for?

You know, since you do so much for us, we thought we'd give back to you.

Um, this... Um...

I just know that it's been really hard for you guys.

It has.

Without our mom here.

Uh -huh. I want to make sure we...

Do everything we can to take all the pressure off of you guys.

You're a trust believer, you know. Yeah, a trust believer.

Okay.

We totally agree to this, Dad.

So... Come on, Dad.

Yes. I don't know if I'm really going to want to watch that film.

Could you take my daughter up there? Yeah.

I don't want to watch any of this though. Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Sorry.

Are we gonna do this?

We can do this.

Adam, why are you trying to save me today?