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Hopefully we get this all right for our
girls.
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I'm a little nervous.
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Where'd you get this?
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Where's the local convenience store?
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I can't believe it's the
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first
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time. Having Thanksgiving with just her
dad.
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But at least we have each other.
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I know, right? It's nice. But, like, I
can't even call her mom anymore. I just
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have to call her Lee.
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I know. I know.
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Every time someone calls me, she gets so
upset when I don't call her mom.
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Yeah. I know. Same with mom. And it's
like, what do you expect?
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You literally ran off with my best
friend's mom. Yeah. I was just like, how
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could you, you know? Yeah. And, like,
now her dad is sitting downstairs eating
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dinner by himself.
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I love him so much.
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You're just so, so nice. I know, so is
yours. I love him so much.
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So, yeah, it's hard, but, I mean, I
don't know, it's just annoying, the fact
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that, like, I feel bad for them, you
know, like, our parents, like, our moms
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were lesbians the whole time.
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I don't understand it.
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How can Thelma leave him? Your dad is so
sweet.
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Oh my god, how can Luis leave your dad?
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I don't know.
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He's always just been there for the both
of us. I know.
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Ever since we were little, they're so
sweet.
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And everybody at school, like Max, is
like, oh yeah, your mom's left.
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So I'm like, yeah, so what? Whatever.
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She's not here anymore.
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Wow.
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She really cooked everything for you.
She did. I was going to make the money
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the family.
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Oh my God.
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That happened, huh?
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Pretend like you know what we're doing.
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There we go.
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You can give it to him cold.
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That's how we call it up.
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It doesn't look pretty, but...
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Why is there water in here?
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Is that how you do it?
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That looks good, right?
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I don't know how to do it.
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Are you supposed to cook it?
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You got the turkey in the oven?
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Yeah, I put it in a while ago. Is it
cooking?
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It's something.
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Why is there smoke going on? I don't
know.
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Your kitchen's broken.
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No, my kitchen's not washed. What the
fuck, man?
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You sure that's a turkey?
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It was.
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I don't know, man.
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That looks not like a turkey to me.
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Well, you know, we're pretty, pretty
useless, huh? Oh, my
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God. Where's my fingerprint?
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Oh, man.
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Um. Yeah. We need to crack a window.
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Get, get, um.
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Did your child open the...
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Your housekeeper tells you it's on fire.
Yeah, I mean, I had to do something,
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right? I don't know if that's right.
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My mom called me earlier.
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Okay.
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Velma called me earlier and asked me how
Dad was doing. Like, she even cared.
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Yeah, what the heck? She didn't have the
right to ask that. There's something in
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my own business.
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Do you smell that?
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Yeah, we should probably get down there.
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Yeah, he has a, you know, came across a
bit of an issue.
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Oh my God. You know, he's got your mom's
got a bulky amount of stuff, but
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we clearly don't know how to cook.
That's a foul.
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I mean, we tried our best.
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What is going on?
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You put the turkey on the salad? Why is
it so small? No, it's not, it's not,
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it's dressed, it's pretty.
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I mean,
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I'm not eating that. It's blackened.
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Yeah, it's special. We went in from a
cookbook that we found.
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We heard the fire alarm.
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That's how you know it's done.
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That's the sign of a good kitchen.
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Yeah, come on, girls. Sit down. Here you
go.
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Here's what they do.
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All right.
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Bon appetit. All right.
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You guys want to take this out and pass
it down? Take it a little bit.
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We got corn and green beans.
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Bread. And a small, small bird turkey.
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Yeah.
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Hopefully you don't like this.
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Yeah, it's nice, that bacon.
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Yeah, we really appreciate that.
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decorations that we eat.
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I mean, you know, your mom's not here.
At least it looks like you're not vegan.
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I don't think that's acceptable at all.
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Are we
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supposed
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to cook three things?
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I always forget. I think they can, they
already become cooked.
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I think... I mean, I don't think
anyone's gonna get sick there, huh?
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Yeah,
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um... I don't think this is... That's
not good.
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Well, at least it's dead, huh?
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I was just about to say, at least it's
not alive.
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Maybe it's jerky at this point.
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It could be.
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How did that happen?
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This is ridiculous.
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We didn't make the bread. The bread is
coming back to life. Look at it.
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You need that, like, memory.
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Yeah, we didn't buy the bread,
unfortunately. Can you pass me a salad?
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We're going to have to eat something.
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Is the bread edible?
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What? Is it edible?
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Um,
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yeah. Do you like food, honey?
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It's a delicious thing.
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No, no, we appreciate everything you do.
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What?
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I thank you for.
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Well, thank you for trying.
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Dad, thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Is this supposed to be our wine class?
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We definitely forgot wine. We are
failing on all occasions.
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All right, I think it's time we give
thanks.
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I'll go first, Ron will go second.
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I'm thankful for my daughter.
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Such a beautiful young girl.
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You look like you love her so much.
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I'm thankful for this.
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The corn.
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These green beans.
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And my ego.
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I'm glad that there is food in my plate
tonight because she
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took all my money.
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I'm grateful for learning experiences.
We're going to begin. I don't know how
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cook.
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So,
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I think her dad's a little under a lot
of pressure.
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I know.
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It kind of seems to be.
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I decided to go downstairs.
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I was thinking, maybe it might be
because they haven't gotten any action,
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really. Yeah. I have been seeing my dad
with one lady since the divorce. Yeah.
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Like, literally, like, if he's out
there, I'm thinking, well, my dad has,
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brought that girl home and then left.
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Yeah. Mm -hmm.
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Well, okay.
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I was kind of thinking about it, though.
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like here we are all this long but I was
kind of thinking that since they
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haven't gotten any and you know they're
like so stressed out that maybe we could
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like do each other's stuff I mean I'm
totally the exact same oh my
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gosh yeah okay so I do your dad and you
do mine
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Since you guys have been over a lot of
pressure lately, that we give back in
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light of the holiday season.
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All right.
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You don't have to do that.
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No, I mean, you guys do so much for us,
and we just want to show you how
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thankful we are. That's just part of
what we have to do at first, you know?
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Where does that be that you can't hang
out with us?
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Well, we wouldn't have it any other way.
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Yeah, and I think I know.
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What are you girls going for?
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You know, since you do so much for us,
we thought we'd give back to you.
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Um, this... Um...
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I just know that it's been really hard
for you guys.
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It has.
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Without our mom here.
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Uh -huh. I want to make sure we...
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Do everything we can to take all the
pressure off of you guys.
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You're a trust believer, you know. Yeah,
a trust believer.
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Okay.
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We totally agree to this, Dad.
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So... Come on, Dad.
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Yes. I don't know if I'm really going to
want to watch that film.
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Could you take my daughter up there?
Yeah.
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I don't want to watch any of this
though. Yeah.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Sorry.
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Are we gonna do this?
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We can do this.
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Adam, why are you trying to save me
today?
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