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I deserve this.

Honey, first of all, that's my orange. You don't deserve it. Secondly,

put some clothes on.

You're too old to be walking around like that in front of your father. So go

back and get... What is... Am I being inappropriate?

Because, like, you really have the right to get on to me about that.

I don't understand what you're trying to say to me, young lady.

Okay.

Why don't you sit down and have a conversation with me?

Yeah, okay, that's fine. You want to act like a grown -up? Yeah.

Speaking of grown -up... I think you should probably act like a grown -up,

because I think you haven't been really honest with me.

You know what? I am being honest with you. This is an orange. It's mine, and

took some of it, and you're half naked here. You're getting on to me about an

orange whenever you're sleeping with my sister. What?

Yeah. I saw it in her diary. I saw it. Yeah.

About how she...

Like, love the way you smell it. I don't... How you taste and...

Why? Oh, my God.

No, yeah, oh, my God is right. I mean... Calm down.

No. First of all, you violated your sister's privacy, which is really not

That's what you're worried about.

I'm... Dear God, why did I... Why is this happening to me? I mean...

Oh, that I was your favorite and that I was your sweet little girl, but... You

still are my sweet little girl. Oh, my God.

Honey, that was a mistake. You shouldn't have even known about it.

I shouldn't have even known about it? Oh, because honesty is just... Whatever.

If you want me to be honest and explain, please.

Explain.

Yeah, go ahead.

Honey, I... It was inappropriate of me, and I'm very uncomfortable about it. I

just don't... You can't say anything to anyone about that. It's never going to

happen again.

She knows that, and I don't think you should have been looking through her

private things anyway.

Let's just pretend it never happened.

I don't think you should have been doing stuff with my sister. I really don't

think you... You're not... This is very inappropriate to even talk to me like

this, young lady. You know, I'm still your father.

Now, I... You've absolutely ruined my appetite. And I was looking forward to

that lunch all day.

So you know what? Why don't you march yourself back into your room and you put

some clothes on and we'll talk about this later. No! No! We're going to talk

about this later. I'm not... I'm done.

Oh my God.

I need to calm down.

I need to calm down. I need to calm down.

Joe!

I... I'm not done.

You know... You... I can't believe... Sweetie, please. Oh, my... What are

I told you to put your... You need to put more clothes on.

Don't... Oh.

Hey.

No. Um... You... You did... stuff with her.

Honey, that was a mistake.

I've already told you.

I'm really sorry. You said I was your favorite.

You are my favorite. If you please just... Oh, my God.

Why can't... Why can't I just have a normal life?

This is not... Honey, please don't.

Please don't. Please don't. I already feel bad enough about everything.

You can't... No.

I... You know...

You lied to me. You slept with my sister.

I think at this point, I've kind of earned it.

No.

All I wanted was an orange.

Oh, my God.

Shut up about the fucking orange.

Oh, come on. You can't be touching me like this. You know you like this.

You're so... I'm just...

Cute as her, it's not cuter.

Oh, I'm going to hell.

Honey.

Oh.

Oh, honey.

I'm here.

I shouldn't want this.

Not right.

Two wrongs don't make a right, honey.

Well, it makes me feel better, so I'm going to do it.

Oh.

Oh.

You know you like it.

I do. I shouldn't.

and don't forget it.

I do.

What are you talking about in your diary?

Do you think she's lying?

Does that put an end to our conversation?

Well, you also have to believe that I'm your favorite.

Hmm.

Let me think about it while I finish my orange.

Thanks, though.